Regris has connected.

Imban has connected.

Azar has connected.

Faiz has connected.

Tilus has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

AHHHHHH

Azar Macan:

KNIFEBIRD

Faiz Fayne:

KNIIIIIIIIFEBIIIIIIIIIIIRDMAAAAAAAAN

Mechalomaniac:

Where are we?

Tilus: (( vents nexus it seems. ))

Faiz Fayne:

Nexus. We're just kind of idling around.

Adric Kain:

DEVILMAN ADRIC

* Adric Kain poses

Faiz Fayne:

(PS: THIS IS A BUTT. YOU PIRATE IT)

Faiz Fayne:

When did Imban say he was gonna be back, anyway?

Adric Kain:

NE/VE/RU

Faiz Fayne:

OH NO!

Tilus:

sometime after game was supposed to start.

Faiz Fayne:

Well it's after start now !

Tilus:

that's all I heard at least.

Adric Kain:

It's not a real game anyway

Adric Kain:

I'm gonna go find my girlfriend's decapitated head sitting in her living room

Adric Kain:

(Seriously I dig the Nagai look of him)

Faiz Fayne:

Haha.

Faiz Fayne:

I couldn't really find a good...way to do it so I just went with what the fuck ever.

* Imban hungry.

Faiz Fayne:

OH NO

Adric Kain:

Imban:

OH LOOK THERE IS SOME SORT OF NEW MAP

Faiz Fayne:

YOU LIE

HUNGRY Imban:

FALSE

HUNGRY Imban:

... :

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

* HUNGRY Imban ...turns initiative off

* Imban also fixes his name >_>

Adric Kain:

You said you were hungry

Imban:

W-well yes but

Azar Macan:

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS

Faiz Fayne:

You're the warlock, you tell us.

Adric Kain:

LF Heals for Mando Raiders. PST

Adric Kain: (( Wait shit. Wrong game. ))

Faiz: (( http://soldoutcomic.com/Etc/Eleventy/TheyKnowUsSoWell.png ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+8 WHAT => 8 + 8 = 16

Imban:

OH NO SUDDENLY EVERYONE HAS SHOWN UP OUTSIDE A STRANGE BUILDING

Faiz: (( WHAT HAS HAPPENED OH NO AAA ))

Serra: (( OH NO!? ))

Adric Kain:

Oh god, am I drunk again?

Serra: (( oh, I forgot to ask about this this week, but am I clear for elanization? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Serra: (( Kay ))

Regris: (( Is Serra suddenly changing race ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+16 BLUFF TO INTIMATE SOME VOICE ARDIC DOESN'T LIKE => 7 + 16 = 23

Imban:

Only halfway

Azar Macan:

"Yes, yes you are"

Adric Kain:

Well at least I have my clothes on this time.

Wolfsbane:

Yes, do keep those on for everyone's sake.

Adric Kain:

It's not what it sounds like!

Faiz:

WORSE?

Adric Kain:

Maybe. Oh look a thing.

* Adric Kain points randomly

Threden has connected.

Imban:

Anyway, it seems like there's three entrances into the building you've mysteriously found yourself in.

Threden: (( Ok, what map is my token on now? ))

Imban: (( It should be on Vents Nexus ))

Imban: (( Move it to ?!? ))

Faiz: (( Your token's on Nexus, move it to the new one. ))

Wolfsbane:

Wonder if someone lives here.

Wolfsbane:

Wonder if we're going to set them on fire regardless.

Adric Kain:

I wonder if there are things that want to do terrible things to us.

Wolfsbane:

Aw, no I'm kidding. There's no wonder about it, likely more of a fact.

Faiz:

YOU SET THEM ON FIRE. AFTER CRUSHING.

Adric Kain:

I thought we established with the troll that none of us could easily set things on fire.

Threden: (( Also better update my stats... ))

Serra:

"There always are things that want to do terrible things to us in these sorts of places. Always."

Azar Macan:

The likelyhood of something bad living here is high, yes...

Adric Kain:

Just once I'd like to stumble into the house of a wealthy old man who wants to give away his riches to us before passing on.

Adric Kain:

Without us being the ones to kill him.

Faiz:

I-- OH.

Faiz:

FAIR ENOUGH.

Serra: (( How run down is this building/ ))

Imban:

It looks rather new!

Wolfsbane:

So let's look around.

Adric Kain:

Sure. Maybe we'll find an old man wanting to give us all of his riches before he dies.

Serra:

"Yes, let's."

Adric Kain:

Or a beautiful woman. Since the last one we came across died. And wanted to kill us.

Faiz:

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP PINING FOR HER, REALLY.

Serra:

"You can have weird tastes in women sometimes, Adric."

Azar Macan:

I thought we agreed you wouldn't say she was beautiful.

Adric Kain:

Ok, maybe not beautiful.

Imban:

Opening the door, there seems to be some things skittering about the main room!

* Faiz stare. WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS FOUNTAINS WHEREVER WE GO, WHY HERE ARGH

Faiz:

Insight = 13       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 3

Adric Kain:

It was a popular architectural choice for a few years I imagine. Like that town I visited with nothing but stained glass windows.

Adric Kain:

Or maybe that was a delusion from the last time I was drunk. I forget.

Faiz:

I...

* Faiz rumbles and scratches at his head, turning away.

Wolfsbane:

Town of stained glass? Don't let Faiz near it.

Serra: (( AHHH HERE COME THE L25 KOBOLS ))

Adric Kain: (( Is it Deekin? ))

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Residence not as empty as assumed.

Faiz: (( Holy crap. ))

Azar Macan: (( ahahaha aahhhh ))

Faiz:

SEEMS THAT WAY, HUH.

Faiz: (( Oh maaan. This is gonna be AWESOME. ))

Imban:

You seem to have stumbled across a whole fuckening of kobolds.

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

"...GET THEM"

Serra: (( This will be fun indeed. ))

Threden:

OBSERVATION: That is a lot of kobolds.

Serra: (( As long as I don't roll abysmally low on init, which has a habit of happening. ))

* Faiz 's eyes just seem to light up at the entire room... then brandishes his greatsword about. "BAHAHA! YES!"

Imban:

Init~

Faiz:

Initiative = 20       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 3

* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 GO TIME! => 8 + 3 = 11

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+6 Initiative => 2 + 6 = 8

* Threden rolls: 1d20+4 ROBOT INIT => 4 + 4 = 8

* Regris rolls: +3 Init => 3

* Regris rolls: 1d20+3 Init => 4 + 3 = 7

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 Let's do this thing, then! => 1 + 2 = 3

Serra: (( Of course. ))

Azar Macan: (( Oh tilus ))

Threden: (( Of course. ))

Faiz: (( YOU COUNT THE INIT: ONE, TWO IS THREE ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 16 + 3 = 19

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 17 + 3 = 20

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21

Azar Macan: (( HEY KID FUCK YOU TOO ))

Serra: (( Well maybe they'll all cluster up together and be in greater reach of my AoE. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Threden: (( Well, not counting going through other rooms, there's only one way to get to us, so. ))

Serra: (( They may have longspears! ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 14 + 5 = 19

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 10 + 4 = 14

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 6 + 10 = 16

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8

Threden: (( Is this a stand-alone session, or are we going to be carrying on with it next week? ))

Imban: (( This is standalone. ))

Imban: (( We'll be doing real things next week ))

Kobold Minion 3:

"Eek!'

Threden: (( So if we use Dailies, we'll be considered to have recharged next week? ))

Kobold Minion 3: (( Yup! ))

Threden: (( Yay ))

* Kobold Minion 3 stabs Osaou!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Javelin stab => 9 + 5 = 14

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Javelin stab 3den => 2 + 5 = 7

Faiz has received initiative.

Threden:

TAUNT: Your technique is weak.

* Osaou bats the javelin out of the way

Osaou:

Mra-pfff

Faiz:

HAHAHAHAAA!!

* Faiz yanks Threden out of the way and just goes charging off, straight into the kobolds' vanguard!

Faiz: (( OPPORTUNITY ATTACK? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 This is an AoO. Go die. => 6 + 5 = 11

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!! Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 11 Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 5

Imban:

HOLD IT

Imban:

As you're about to make an AoO, the two dragonshields slip out of your reach!

Imban:

(er, attack)

Faiz: (( An'... yeah, that's turn. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Stab Faiz in back! => 8 + 5 = 13

Threden: (( So does that burn his Standard anyway? ))

Imban: (( Yup ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Stab Faiz with CA => 6 + 7 = 13

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Stab Faiz with CA + Mob Attack => 8 + 10 = 18

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Stab Faiz with CA => 20 + 7 = 27

Threden:

TAUNT: Kobolds fight like a cow.

Faiz:

Faiz loses 4 hit points.

Faiz:

OH, THIS IS FUN.

* Kobold Skirmisher 2 sneaks up on Faiz and slashes him twice!

Serra:

"Enjoying yourself there, Faiz?"

Kobold Skirmisher 2: (( er, oh dear, it's not my turn ))

Faiz:

VERY MUCH SO!

Adric Kain:

Are you alright in there?

Kobold Slyblade:

It's my turn. I do that.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Slash 1 => 4 + 11 = 15

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Slash 2 => 7 + 11 = 18

Kobold Slyblade: (( wowwww ))

Azar Macan: (( FAIZ IS INVINCIBLE ))

* Faiz grabs the kobold's sword and rumbles.

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Time to shift a bit...

* Kobold Dragonshield 2 slashes Threden!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Mob Attack => 9 + 8 = 17

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( yooooouuuuu ))

Azar Macan: (( now I can't CURSE EVERYONE ))

Faiz: (( Oh dude, you will curse FUCKING EVERYONE. ))

Faiz: (( Jab one of the guys adjacent to me. ))

Azar Macan: (( but the nearest guy isn't a minion. it's that actual enemy. ))

Kobold Dragonshield 2: (( you're equally near to two minions... ))

Serra: (( Minion 3 is equally far away. ))

Threden: (( A minion and an enemy are exactly the same distance. ))

Faiz: (( It has to be a closest thing? Huh. ))

Imban: (( yeah, you can only curse closest. But minions 3 and 6 are equally far away ))

Azar Macan: (( do I get a penality for shooting through that doorway? Or could I shift us both forwards and thus not? ))

Imban: (( you'd need to shift up, yes, or step down if you're shooting at 3 ))

Imban: (( you'd always get a penalty shooting at 6 ))

Imban:

That's safe for shooting 3

Azar Macan: (( sorry, phone'd ))

Serra: (( One down is safe for shooting 3. ))

* Azar Macan looks over at one of the minions

Azar Macan:

You'll be perfect.

Kobold Minion 3:

Eep.

* Azar Macan looks over, again.

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic SCARY SHINY EYES Attack = 12 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.

Kobold Minion 3:

Kobold Minion 3 loses 6 hit points.

Azar Macan:

Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.

Azar Macan: (( hey Imban I'll help with this. >_> ))

Azar Macan: (( or you can do that ))

Serra: (( THE CURSES ))

Azar Macan:

THE JUDGEMENT OF SUN VULCAN IS UPON YOU!

Serra: (( ALL OF THE CURSES ))

Faiz: (( Vulcan Wildfire. ))

Wolfsbane: (( D: ))

* Kobold Minion 8 throws a javelin at Threden!

Azar Macan:

*Azar's armor courses with powerful red energy!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 cuhck => 11 + 5 = 16

* Kobold Skirmisher 2 stabs Faiz!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 => 7 + 13 = 20

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6 => 8 + 3 = 11

Faiz:

Faiz loses 11 hit points.

Kobold Minion 5:

Eek!

Threden: (( Arg. This would be a great location to use my AoE Encounter, but it would hit Fleed to get the most use. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( Man I wish I was a million levels higher to use cursebite ))

Faiz: (( I'm just gonna see how much I can take out with Shockwave or Lancing Quake. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Hmm...

* Adric Kain plays the flute at Dragonshield 2

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 11 vs. Will       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Adric Kain:

Ugh. Definately still drunk.

* Kobold Dragonshield 2 blocks it with his shield!

Threden has received initiative.

Adric Kain: (( it blocked music? ))

Adric Kain: (( That's a badass shield. ))

* Kobold Dragonshield 2 sure did.

Threden: (( One moment ))

Serra: (( Must be playing it like Edward's harp. It shoots out musical notes. ))

Faiz: (( Looks like you just got... ))

Faiz: (( Rock-blocked. ))

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

"Talk to the shield."

* Adric Kain gives Faiz some sunglasses

Adric Kain: (( I'm done by the way ))

Threden: (( I can at least see Minion 6, right? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Threden:

Engaging hostiles.

Threden:

Chill Limiter Release • Minor • N/A You release the limiter on your connection with the primal elements, and infuse yourself with the power of ice. The extreme cold permeates the nearby area, making it difficult for enemies to maneuver. Effect: Transform into a guardian form until the end of the encounter. While in this form, you gain a +1 bonus to AC and resist 5 cold. In addition, each square within 2 squares of you, wherever you move, is difficult terrain for your enemies. You may also use the Frigid Blast attack once this encounter.

Threden: (( And attacking the dragonshield. ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 9   Lightning       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

* Kobold Dragonshield 2 parries with his shield!

Azar Macan: (( that poor, poor attack ))

Azar Macan: (( Kid fucking HATES it. ))

Serra: (( Indeed. It always misses. ;_; ))

Adric Kain: (( She really does ))

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

"Time to shift a bit."

* Kobold Dragonshield 1 stabs Osaou!

Threden: (( Moves then shifts? What cheaters! ))

Azar Macan: (( did he just shift through Osaou and the doorway? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 15 + 10 = 25

* Imban rolls: 1d6+3 => 4 + 3 = 7

Osaou:

Osaou loses 7 hit points.

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

"Everyone, rally!"

Osaou:

Mra-rumph.

Azar Macan: (( is he making them shift. :| ))

Wolfsbane: (( Oh shit it's almost my turn ))

Azar Macan: (( ...DID THEY GAIN HP? ))

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

"And you, die!"

* Kobold Wyrmpriest points at Faiz and fires an energy orb at him!

Wolfsbane: (( Temp HP ftl ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 b00m (Reflex) => 13 + 6 = 19

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 9 + 3 = 12

Faiz:

Faiz loses 12 hit points.

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Threden: (( And because it's an enemy, it's clearly an At-Will. ))

Faiz:

HEH. HAHA. OH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID.

Imban: (( No, that trick was 1/encounter. ))

Imban: (( Wyrmpriests aren't THAT bad. ))

Threden: (( Wow, how surprisingly fair. ))

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

HOLD IT

Wolfsbane:

Hey there Threden, mind holding still a moment?"

Wolfsbane: (( Oh there was an enemy there? ))

Azar Macan: (( oh man regris if you're using a ranged power remember they get to poke you ))

Imban: (( There was one... ))

Wolfsbane: (( ??? ))

Imban: (( He used A TRICKERY to shift when you moved adjacent to him. ))

Imban: (( Now he's here. ))

Imban: (( That is all ))

Wolfsbane: (( Oh ok. ))

* Wolfsbane uses a Close Burst 3 instead. :D

Wolfsbane:

Fire, fire everywhere, and not enough bodies to burn.

* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Will in Close Burst 3 => 3 + 8 = 11

* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 Well that still hits *some* dudes => 1 + 4 = 5

Wolfsbane: (( GODDAMNIT SCHALA ))

Kobold Minion 9:

Kobold Minion 9 loses 5 hit points.

Kobold Minion 6:

Kobold Minion 6 loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( AMAZING ))

Kobold Minion 2:

Kobold Minion 2 loses 5 hit points.

Wolfsbane: (( Everyone affected takes a -2 to hit ))

Threden: (( Doesn't he need to roll damage again? ))

Imban: (( Oh, right ))

Serra: (( Don't worry, there's still my turn. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Do I roll per target? ))

Imban: (( Yeah please kill the other two at least ))

Serra: (( And ufufufufufufu~. ))

Imban: (( Yes, damage ))

Serra: (( Yes, per target. ))

* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 => 5 + 4 = 9

* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 => 5 + 4 = 9

Azar Macan: (( Hey regris ))

Serra: (( For damage. ))

Kobold Minion 2:

Kobold Minion 2 loses 4 hit points.

Kobold Minion 6:

Kobold Minion 6 loses 4 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( isn't it a burst 4? ))

Faiz: (( Doesn't he get 8, too? ))

Faiz: (( Or is it line-of-sight? ))

Wolfsbane: (( No that's a typo sadly ))

Wolfsbane: (( I need to fix that ))

Imban: (( Oh, he does get 8 ))

Imban: (( roll damage ))

* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 => 7 + 4 = 11

Kobold Minion 8:

Kobold Minion 8 loses 11 hit points.

* Azar Macan teleport away, fuck your being near me

Imban: (( Regris gets achievement: Debuffed a Minion ))

Azar Macan:

You won't catch me so easily!

Faiz: (( ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: CHERRY TAPPER ))

* Wolfsbane brushes a bit of ash from Threden's shoulder

* Kobold Minion 10 shifts a bit.

* Kobold Minion 10 stabs at Wolfsbane!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 stabbity stabbity => 7 + 5 = 12

Serra has received initiative.

* Wolfsbane flips him off.

* Serra shiiiiiifts a bit~

Threden: (( The minion does not bring stabbity. ))

* Kobold Dragonshield 1 glares at Serra

Serra:

"So I like how all you dinky little kobolds bunched up all nice and in range of my blast~"

* Serra uses Dishearten (augment 1), centered on Faiz, using Staff of Psicraft (augment 2) to reuse it again. Plunks everything in the main room but Faiz. Vs Will. Also doesn't provoke from Dragonshield 1.

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 To hit => 9 + 8 = 17

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Wyrmpriest), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 5 + 5 = 10

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

Kobold Wyrmpriest loses 10 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Minion 4), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 1 + 5 = 6

Kobold Minion 4:

Kobold Minion 4 loses 6 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Minion 1), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 5 + 5 = 10

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Minion 9), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 5 + 5 = 10

Kobold Minion 1:

Kobold Minion 1 loses 10 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Slyblade), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 2 + 5 = 7

Kobold Minion 9:

Kobold Minion 9 loses 10 hit points.

Threden: (( Well, that takes care of the minions. ))

Kobold Slyblade:

Kobold Slyblade loses 7 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Skirmisher 1), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 2 + 5 = 7

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Skirmisher 2), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 5 + 5 = 10

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Kobold Skirmisher 1 loses 7 hit points.

Kobold Skirmisher 2:

Kobold Skirmisher 2 loses 10 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Dragonshield 2), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 4 + 5 = 9

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Kobold Dragonshield 2 loses 9 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( it also takes 2 more ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Minion 10), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 2 + 5 = 7

Kobold Minion 10:

Kobold Minion 10 loses 9 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( aura of damage~ ))

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Kobold Dragonshield 2 loses 2 hit points.

Serra: (( And turn end. ))

Serra has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Wolfsbane: (( ZUTTO SERRA NO TURN ))

Azar Macan: (( OH NO THE INIT BROKE ))

Serra has received initiative.

Faiz has received initiative.

Imban: (( I dunno why it does that sometimes and not others! ))

Imban: (( It's Faiz's for real now though! ))

Faiz:

HRM.

Faiz:

THERE SEEM TO BE... FAR LESS OF YOU THAN THERE WERE. BUT THAT'S OKAY!!

* Faiz GAO

Faiz:

EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal READY!! Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.

Faiz:

G'BYE.

Faiz:

Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1 EARTH WRENCH RIOT!! Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.

Faiz: (( OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE ))

Faiz:

ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal I'M NOT DONE YET!! Effect: Gain another Standard Action.

Azar Macan: (( wowww ))

Faiz:

Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Close Burst 1 IMPACT!! Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5 Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.

Azar Macan: (( DOUBLE WOW ))

Kobold Slyblade:

Kobold Slyblade loses 6 hit points.

Kobold Skirmisher 2:

Kobold Skirmisher 2 loses 6 hit points.

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Kobold Skirmisher 1 loses 6 hit points.

Threden: (( Roll for eeeeeeeeeeach. ))

Faiz: (( Actually that's all +4, too, I didn't switch macrosets yet. ))

Azar Macan: (( what's the damage die on that, Fleed? ))

Kobold Skirmisher 2:

Kobold Skirmisher 2 is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Kobold Skirmisher 1 is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Faiz: (( 1d10. ))

Imban: (( yeah, toss some EX Damage in ))

Kobold Slyblade:

Kobold Slyblade loses 4 hit points.

Faiz:

EX Damage = 12       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 9

Faiz:

EX Damage = 13       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9

Serra: (( how many minions did I off that turn, anyways? XD ))

Kobold Skirmisher 2:

Kobold Skirmisher 2 loses 12 hit points.

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Kobold Skirmisher 1 loses 13 hit points.

* Faiz shifto!

Faiz: (( And also I totally should've marked before that so I'll do that now. ))

Faiz: (( BUT I'M DONE ))

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

The earth sure is shaking. I wonder what happens if I shift here!

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Kobold Skirmisher 1 loses 2 hit points.

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Oh, wait, I can still use a move action to stand up!

Faiz: (( What. ))

* Kobold Skirmisher 1 stabs Faiz!

Threden: (( Two move actions? ))

Kobold Skirmisher 1: (( minor -> shift below Faiz ))

Kobold Skirmisher 1: (( move -> stand from prone ))

Serra: (( I'm guessing it can shift as a minor. ))

Kobold Skirmisher 1: (( standard -> kill Faiz ))

Serra: (( Yeah. ))

Faiz: (( THAT'S A GODDAMN MINOR? ))

Kobold Skirmisher 1: (( Kobolds shift as minors, yup ))

Faiz: (( SIGH ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 RA-SHANK => 5 + 9 = 14

Threden: (( Ok, so that makes the shieldbearer's move more logical. ))

Kobold Slyblade:

Move...

Kobold Slyblade:

...minor...

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Stabdard. => 8 + 9 = 17

Azar Macan:

You guys suck at this.

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

Faiz: (( EAT SHUT THE FUCK UP, I CAN SHIFT WHEN IT ISN'T MY TURN TOO. ))

* Kobold Dragonshield 2 spins and shanks Faiz!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 => 15 + 8 = 23

* Imban rolls: 1d6+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Faiz:

Faiz loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( HEY CAN'T UMB DO SOMETHIN' THERE? ))

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Threden:

Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies. Attack = 10 vs. Fort       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.

Imban: (( No. ))

Imban: (( No he can't. ))

* Azar Macan sad trombone

Serra: (( Price is Right losing horns? ))

Azar Macan: (( yeah. ))

Azar Macan: (( hrrmmmm ))

Azar Macan: (( do I try and kill the one in range of Osaou, or help with the one behind our lines? ))

Adric Kain: (( Behind the lines ))

Serra: (( Getting this Dragonshield off me would be a good idea, yeah. ))

Threden: (( I'll be grabbing that one on my turn, too. ))

* Azar Macan points over at the dragonshield

Azar Macan:

You bad a bad mistake going it alone. It works for Faiz, but...

Azar Macan:

Not for you!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 9 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5

* Kobold Dragonshield 1 thinks differently.

Azar Macan: (( FUCKING KID ))

Faiz: (( Okay seriously can you do something here? ))

Faiz: (( I mean this is obviously designed as an EASY ENCOUNTER and here we are completely dicking it all up like it's the bear again. ))

Kobold Dragonshield 1: (( Well, you do have it under control ))

Kobold Dragonshield 1: (( you're just dicking it up a bit ))

Serra: (( Not really. The minions are gone. ))

Azar Macan: (( more like the dicebot is hating on us ))

Serra: (( And yeah, the dicebot is just hating us right now. ))

Azar Macan: (( two ones in a row ))

Wolfsbane: (( So far we're not too bad off. Plenty of healing to go around still ))

* Kobold Skirmisher 2 shanks Faiz to make him require said healing!

Azar Macan: (( three if you count faiz rolling 1 for damage eariler ))

Serra: (( And yeah, we still have yet to burn a heal. ))

Threden: (( Yeah, we're not in a bad situation at all. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15

* Kobold Minion 5 chucks a javelin at Serra!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Chuck => 9 + 5 = 14

Threden: (( Hell, for a guy who charged into the middle of the entire army, you've taken very little damage. ))

* Serra gracefully dodges.

* Kobold Minion 7 returns this way!

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( shift left, shoot at dood ))

Adric Kain: (( I know ))

* Adric Kain plays Flute at Dragonshield 1!

Adric Kain:

Impelling Force • Standard • Arcane, Force, Implement A bolt of force shoves a foe next to one of your allies. Attack = 16 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 14   Force       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You slide the target 5 squares to a space adjacent to one of your allies.

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

"Ahem."

Adric Kain:

Whatever

Faiz: (( Haha. ))

Serra: (( He's debuffed and Adric's behind cover. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 THE SHANKING => 18 + 7 = 25

Faiz: (( Imagining that like Nail from DBZA. ))

Serra: (( ...Augh. ))

Kobold Dragonshield 2: (( oh, 23 ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6+3 => 6 + 3 = 9

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d6+4 Eat fire => 1 + 4 = 5

Faiz: (( "I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!!" "Whatever." ))

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 9 hit points.

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Kobold Dragonshield 2 loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( +2 ))

Adric Kain:

And you, out.

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Kobold Dragonshield 2 loses 2 hit points.

Serra: (( Has Faiz HOLD IT!ed yet? ))

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

Kobold Dragonshield 1 loses 14 hit points.

Faiz: (( That's Threden, so I can't. ))

Azar Macan: (( that's Umb's. ))

Serra: (( Oh. ))

Threden: (( Ok, what the hell did the shield do? ))

Faiz: (( Adricmove. ))

Imban: (( AoO on Adric for ranged attack whiel next to him ))

Azar Macan: (( stabbed ardic for attacking with a ranged ))

Imban: (( then Adric flung the other shield out ))

Threden has received initiative.

Threden: (( Not that. ))

Imban: (( oh, got ejected by Adric ))

Adric Kain:

Also

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant.. Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.

Adric Kain:

Faiz feel better

Faiz:

I AM FEELING THE BEST EVER!

Threden:

Charging to full power.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 17 hit points.

Adric Kain:

GOOD!

Threden:

Lightning Blast Full Power • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that batters any nearby foe as well. Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 12   Thunder       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0

Azar Macan: (( Kid hates robots, news at 11 ))

Threden: (( Lighting is so unpredictable. ))

Imban:

Kid loves only Lavoses.

Threden: (( I think my rocket punch is the only attack that's had good hit rates. ))

* Kobold Dragonshield 1 shift

* Kobold Dragonshield 1 stabifaiz

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Stab => 11 + 11 = 22

* Imban rolls: 1d6+3 => 1 + 3 = 4

Faiz:

Faiz loses 4 hit points.

* Kobold Wyrmpriest rears back and breathes a cone of psychic!

Threden: (( ... Ok, sure. ))

Faiz: (( When did this fucker turn into a malboro? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 vs. Fortitude => 12 + 6 = 18

Wolfsbane:

Augh it's like Serra's vomiting brainwaves at us.

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 Skirmisher 2 => 1 + 3 = 4

Kobold Skirmisher 2:

Kobold Skirmisher 2 loses 4 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 Dragonshield 2 => 2 + 3 = 5

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Kobold Dragonshield 2 loses 5 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 Faiz => 9 + 3 = 12

Faiz:

Faiz loses 12 hit points.

Serra:

"Eww, that's some horrible imagery there."

Faiz: (( YEAH HEY CHECK THAT SHIT OUT. ))

Adric Kain:

It really is.

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 Wolfsbane => 3 + 3 = 6

Wolfsbane:

Wolfsbane loses 6 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 Adric => 7 + 3 = 10

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 10 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( it hits behind walls? ))

Imban: (( it could shoot you from there (with cover) so... sure ))

Imban: (( especially since 16 would hit yo. ))

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

* Osaou is confused at all of this, shakes head

Serra: (( Did you factor in the debuff on that attack, Imban? ))

* Wolfsbane throws a healing word at Faiz.

* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 Bah, you'll be fine. => 6 + 4 = 10

Imban: (( oh, I sure didn't. So that's 16/14 which... ))

Imban: (( misses Faiz ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 23 hit points.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 12 hit points.

Wolfsbane: (( Wait what ))

Imban: (( My zap missed Faiz ))

Faiz: (( ...The FUCK ))

Wolfsbane: (( Oh ok ))

Imban: (( Since I failed to account for -2 attack ))

Imban: (( Oh, we both tried to modify your HP bar at once, Faiz, so only mine went through ))

Wolfsbane: (( IN that case may I move that to Adric ))

Faiz: (( Well... Should we even bother with healing me then, Ergris? ))

Faiz: (( Yeah. ))

Wolfsbane:

Wolfsbane is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Imban: (( oh, it also missed regris ))

Imban: (( lawl ))

Wolfsbane: (( ... : ))

Imban: (( yeah, only hit Adric >_> ))

Wolfsbane: (( ANyways Adric take your HS + 10 ))

Imban: (( Well and the NPCs. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yay! ))

Imban: (( Anyway continue ))

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain is healed and gains 19 hit points.

Faiz: (( Tieflings are notoriously vulnerable to having mind bullets vomited on them. ))

Threden: (( Yay, that works better for us! ))

Adric Kain: (( We are ))

* Wolfsbane then channels motes of flaming light!

Azar Macan: (( so that was really just a massive derp on the preist's part ))

Kobold Wyrmpriest: (( it really was ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs Fortitude, Close Blast 5 so all you fuckers => 12 + 8 = 20

Wolfsbane: (( They all take -2 to defenses, if anyone hits them they're knocked prone ))

Serra: (( Nice. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Also all allies in the burst (so Faiz) can gain 5 temp HP ))

Faiz: (( Does that include the one up there? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Faiz: (( YEP LOOKS LIKE IT ))

Faiz: (( AWESOME. ))

Wolfsbane:

"That should weaken them, do try to massacre them quickly."

Serra has received initiative.

Serra:

"Can do!"

Wolfsbane: (( Also 5 temp HP to Faiz ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, just a second. ))

Serra: (( Now I'm going to be pluncking the four grouped up in the middle of that bunch below Faiz. Now in addition to them should I plunk dragonshield 2 or the wyrmpriest? ))

Faiz: (( Eh... don't care either way. ))

Serra: (( Yeah I'll go for the dragonshield. Get him out of the way and all the rest then we all go gangpounce on the wyrmpriest. ))

Serra:

"Another nice little bunch of you little kobolds have gone and bunched up for me to fry. So let's get with the frying then!"

Adric Kain:

You are the best at frying brains!

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Dishearten (augment 2) centered on the square between Skirmisher 1 and 2 (plunks everything in a burst 1 centered at that), vs Will => 3 + 7 = 10

Serra: (( INTERRUPTION ))

Faiz: (( "Serra, are you frying brains?" "Yes, Adric. Now we can be a family again." ))

Serra:

(Yeah, I am! So you can do better than that!)

Serra: (( Oh wait don't have the points to augment. And not worth it to just get the minion only, so. ))

Serra: (( Bleh, turn end. ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, I was thinking "This is the moment where Tilus realises 'Oh shit, I'm out of augments.'" ))

Imban:

Serra realizes she cannot do better than that. T_T

Serra:

T_T

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz: (( I'm marked by 1, right? ))

Imban: (( yup ))

* Faiz spins up his arms and bears down on the kobold who just had to have the audacity to smack him last!

Faiz:

Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal REV UP!! Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.

Faiz:

Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!! Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 9 Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

Kobold Dragonshield 1 loses 16 hit points.

Faiz: (( An' over. ))

Azar Macan: (( Oh, hey ))

* Kobold Dragonshield 1 lands in a pile down here.

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

Kobold Dragonshield 1 loses 2 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( IMBAN IS PSYCHIC ))

Faiz: (( ...Pity fudge or is he just that fucked? ))

Imban: (( oh, regris. is that save ends or what? ))

Imban: (( he's just that fucked. ))

Faiz: (( OH I SEE ))

Wolfsbane: (( Until the end of my turn ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Stab 555s. => 19 + 10 = 29

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6 => 8 + 4 = 12

Faiz:

Faiz loses 12 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Dual slash 555s => 13 + 11 = 24

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Dual slash 555s => 17 + 11 = 28

Wolfsbane: (( ew D: ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6 => 4 + 6 = 10

* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6 => 4 + 2 = 6

Faiz:

Faiz loses 10 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( hey kid screw you too. ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 6 hit points.

Serra: (( Eww and ewwwwww. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Stab 555s => 20 + 12 = 32

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Azar Macan: (( :| ))

Faiz: (( FUCKING SERIOUSLY? ))

Imban: (( He has a Faiz mark on him, 3den... ))

Threden:

Swap Counter • Minor • Martial You toss an ally out of the way before they eat some damage to the face. But take it instead. You then stab the enemy in the face. Trigger: An ally within 2 squares of you is hit by an attack and you are not included in the attack. Effect: You and the ally shift up to 2 squares as a free action, swapping positions. You become the target of the triggering attack, in place of the ally. After the attack is resolves, you can make a basic attack against the attacker.

Imban: (( Unless you're... yeah. ))

Threden:

Threden loses 9 hit points.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Faiz: (( And actually two of those marks should've disappeared, too... ))

Threden:

Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack. Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0

Faiz: (( I can't remember which ones they are now though. ))

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Kobold Dragonshield 2 loses 10 hit points.

Imban: (( NOW it's Azar's turn. ))

Azar Macan: (( hmmm ))

Azar Macan: (( Yeah, I'm gonna try for the DOUBLE KILL ))

* Azar Macan charges up balls of energy rapidly spinning around his arms!

Azar Macan:

Let's see how you like THIS one!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement MAKE IT RAAIIINNN Attack = 12 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 6

Faiz: (( why is it ))

Azar Macan: (( KIIDDDDDDD ))

Faiz: (( that every time ))

Kobold Skirmisher 2:

Kobold Skirmisher 2 loses 19 hit points.

Adric Kain:

You missed.

Faiz: (( we have a fight that's just fucking normal ))

Imban: (( He didn't. ))

Faiz: (( THIS HAPPENS? ))

Imban: (( It hit both ))

Azar Macan: (( hey what the fuck? ))

Imban: (( they have 12 and 11 Ref, so ))

Azar Macan: (( 14 and 13? ))

Imban: (( damage for the other one. ))

Imban: (( they're debuffed, just roll it ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement MAKE IT RAAIIINNN Attack = 21 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 6

Kobold Dragonshield 2:

Kobold Dragonshield 2 loses 17 hit points.

Azar Macan:

THE POWER OF SUN VULCAN PREVAILS!

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Serra: (( Oh right they were debuffed. I think my attack should've hit a couple of them and my INTERRUPT! would've hit a couple more. Oh well. ))

Imban: (( Possibly. ))

Kobold Minion 5:

Nin nin.

Azar Macan: (( yeah, they would've ))

Azar Macan: (( the minion should be dead ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 STAB FAIZ IN THE BACK TREACHEROUSLY? => 1 + 5 = 6

Threden: (( The minion trips on a flagstone and dies. ))

Serra: (( Yeah, let's call the minion dead, it should've died from that. ))

Faiz: (( Can I take that critfail as STAB HIM WITH HIS OWN SWORD? ))

Azar Macan: (( do it IMban ))

Faiz: (( Actually, you know what? ))

Kobold Minion 7: (( The minion refuses to die of time travel. ))

Faiz: (( If I activate Inexorable can I do that? ))

Kobold Minion 7: (( what does that even do ))

Azar Macan: (( no, it's ALL OF US forgetting debuffs ))

Faiz: (( Technically it's only if it hits, and I knock the target prone. ))

Azar Macan: (( and you, the DM, should ))

Faiz: (( But I'm just so pissed at this that I want to be creative. ))

Kobold Minion 7: (( Oh. Sure. ))

* Faiz turns his head. Being SEVEN AND A HALF FEET TALL and made OUT OF ARMOR, the shock of the kobold's sword simply gets reflected back at him. Violently.

Faiz:

Inexorable • Immediate Reaction • Awesome • Personal AREN'T YOU CUTE. Trigger: An enemy adjacent to you hits you. Effect: Triggering enemy is knocked prone.

Faiz:

EX Damage = 12       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 9

* Kobold Minion 7 still refuses to die, though. Some kind of clerical error. Stabs 3den!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Stab stab => 11 + 5 = 16

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

That is going to be SO much funnier in the book when I write it.

Faiz: (( And that's my daily item power. Of which I really only have one anyway. So I don't care. ))

* Threden glares at the minion

Serra: (( Except I'm a psion in this game, not a cleric! ))

Imban: (( Yes, but your cleric who imposed the debuff forgot to mention it! ))

Imban: (( *cough* ))

Wolfsbane: (( _ ))

Serra: (( ;_; ))

Wolfsbane: (( >_> ))

Adric Kain: (( I was planning to try and Blunder the Wyrmpriest into Threden range. Are there any objections? ))

Serra: (( Newp. ))

* Adric Kain flutes at Wyrmpriest!

Adric Kain:

Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies. Attack = 12 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.

Adric Kain:

Well shit.

Imban:

Kekeke.

Serra: (( Should I INTERRUPT! that? ))

Faiz: (( Interrupt that shit, yeah. ))

Adric Kain: (( If you can, sure ))

Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))

Threden: (( Need +3 ))

Faiz: (( He can +1 it still. ))

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

WHAT A BLUNDER

Faiz: (( No, debuff. ))

Azar Macan: (( it needs +3, though ))

Azar Macan: (( ohhh ))

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

Kobold Wyrmpriest loses 9 hit points.

Serra: (( Debuff means only +1. ))

Adric Kain: (( Debuff ))

Threden: (( Oh, right. ))

Adric Kain:

Huh. I guess I am more drunk than I previously thinked. Threden, hit it!

Threden:

Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack. Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

Kobold Wyrmpriest loses 9 hit points.

Serra:

"Stay in tune, Adric~"

Adric Kain:

And Faiz, didn't I tell you to feel better?

Faiz:

I AM BETTER!!

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant.. Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 14 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Now you are!

Adric Kain: (( Slide if you want ))

Threden has received initiative.

Faiz: (( You should probably get out of the way. ))

Adric Kain: (( I CAN BLOCK THEM FOR YOU GUYS ))

Faiz: (( Well I meant Umb but okay! ))

Threden:

Limiter release.

Adric Kain: (( I'm Drunk ))

Threden:

Frigid Blast • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Cold, Polymorph You suddenly release a blast of icy wind, attempting to freeze those around you solid. Target: Close Burst 1, Each Enemy in Burst Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 10   Cold       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 3 Hit: Target is immobilized (Save Ends) Miss: Half damage and the target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.

Kobold Slyblade:

Kobold Slyblade loses 10 hit points.

* Threden rolls: 1d8+5 vs Skirmisher => 2 + 5 = 7

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Kobold Skirmisher 1 loses 9 hit points.

* Threden rolls: 1d8+5 vs Wyrmpriest => 5 + 5 = 10

Kobold Wyrmpriest:

Kobold Wyrmpriest loses 10 hit points.

* Threden rolls: 1d8+5 vs Minion => 3 + 5 = 8

Kobold Minion 7:

Kobold Minion 7 loses 8 hit points.

Azar Macan:

Cold is not the friend of Kobolds.

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Threden: (( Oh, the Slyblade should take 2 more damage. ))

Kobold Slyblade:

Kobold Slyblade loses 2 hit points.

Threden: (( My damage mod wasn't updated on that power. ))

Wolfsbane:

"Hm. Faiz, you going to be alright?"

Faiz:

FINE ENOUGH.

Azar Macan: (( also the skrimisher takes 2 more ))

Azar Macan: (( adn is thus dead ))

Wolfsbane:

"Sounds good."

Imban: (( no, I did that ))

Faiz: (( I thought he-- yeah. ))

Adric Kain: (( Blaine says to kick one of the kobolds for him. That's your job Faiz ))

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Imban: (( sorry about that, init is spazzing a bit ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 Lance of Faith (Ref) on Shield => 8 + 8 = 16

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

IT KEEPS HAPPENINGGGGGGG

* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 Hey Faiz have a +2 to killing => 3 + 4 = 7

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

Kobold Dragonshield 1 loses 7 hit points.

Serra has received initiative.

* Wolfsbane ends her turn, defenses returning to normal on those dudes

Serra:

"Alright, I'll soften up the rogue-y type. The rest of you should be able to finish them off~"

Faiz: (( Hrrm. Can I like... AT-skate around that northside pillar to charge the slyblade or would that be too much? ))

* Serra looks at the rogue-y type. "The numbers are against you now. Have a headache while you think about what that means~!"

Imban: (( you probably can't without provoking AoO or committing some kind of crime ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Mind Thrust @ Slyblade, vs Will => 11 + 8 = 19

Adric Kain: (( Do you go before or after me? ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d10+5 Damage => 2 + 5 = 7

Threden: (( Wouldn't it be a straight diagional from where you are to it? ))

Serra: (( Done ))

Kobold Slyblade:

Kobold Slyblade loses 7 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Also that ))

Faiz: (( I was trying to see if I could flank it once-- WELL NEVER MIND ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Now can I AT-skate around THIS pillar? ))

Faiz: (( Just wondering if it'd be possible to charge-flank the fucker. ))

Imban: (( ...yes ))

Faiz: (( GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME ))

Imban: (( That one is legal. Barely. ))

* Faiz FLOORSURF LIKE HELL

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon EARTH TWISTER BREAK!! Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 11 Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 12

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

OH GOD MY EVERYTHING

Kobold Dragonshield 1:

Kobold Dragonshield 1 loses 27 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Did he just explode the kobold?

* Azar Macan teleport forwards for better shootans

Faiz: (( 1d10+1d8+1d6+12. Delicious math explosions. ))

* Kobold Skirmisher 1 stand, shift, stab 3den. You know the drill pretty much

Serra: (( CHEEEEEEEYAAAAARGE? ))

Threden: (( You need to get that Shift 2 feat. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Stab 3den => 3 + 7 = 10

* Kobold Slyblade stand, shift, double stab 3den

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Stab => 11 + 11 = 22

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Stab => 1 + 11 = 12

* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6 => 1 + 2 = 3

Threden:

Threden loses 3 hit points.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Serra: (( BEST SNEAK ATTACK ))

Threden:

TAUNT: Pathetic.

Faiz: (( Also technically I Getter-2'd that asshole straight in the face. ))

Imban: (( oh, oops. Silly me. I should have debuffed Fleed the one time I hit him wtih both stabs. Oh well! ))

Imban: (( Azar! ))

Faiz: (( wait, what ))

Imban: (( Uhh... the slyblade does ongoing 5 physical if it dual-hits yo ))

Imban: (( but I forgot :V ))

Adric Kain: (( No killing fleed through Timetravel ))

Imban: (( Inded ))

Faiz: (( Clearly I saved so hard I didn't even need to save. ))

Azar Macan: (( ... ))

Azar Macan: (( HEY IMBAN ))

Imban: (( HEY ME ))

Azar Macan: (( everything Umb hit was immobilized ))

Azar Macan: (( and you didn't roll saves. ))

Imban: (( Well obviously I didn't since I just had it move. ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 2 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 17

* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 8

Threden: (( Their attacks are still legal, though. ))

Imban: (( Yeah, but less good, so ))

Threden: (( True. ))

Imban: (( Azar's turn ))

Azar Macan: (( does immoblize give anything to +hit? ))

Imban: (( No ))

Azar Macan:

You had a taste of the cold, so how about...

* Azar Macan lifts up a claw ON FIRE

Adric Kain:

Vulcan fire?

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Fire • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Implement CATCH THE SUN~ Attack = 20 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 12   Fire       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target takes a -3 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Azar Macan: (( slyblade. ))

Kobold Slyblade:

Kobold Slyblade loses 12 hit points.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan:

Ardic, this time play the flute BETTER!

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

I will do that!

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 21 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

Kobold Skirmisher 1 loses 6 hit points.

* Adric Kain plays the flute at the one remaining enemy.

Kobold Skirmisher 1:

WE SUCKEDDDDDDDDD

Wolfsbane:

You sure did, and now you're dead.

Threden:

Targets eliminated.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

You..... HEY! Get back here alive! I didn't insult you yet!

Serra:

"They sure are quick to get away, even in death."

Imban:

The wyrmpriest and the two-bladed rogue seem to have strange symbols on their... rather ephemeral corpses.

Faiz: (( PLAY HIM OFF, FLUTE ADRIC ))

Adric Kain:

I think the giant spike monster over there eats corpses.

Imban:

They look like a giant six-headed dragon!

Imban: (( Anyone who wants, roll Religion ))

Adric Kain:

Wait, I'm drunk. That's just a chandalier.

Faiz:

AH, JEEZ.

Faiz:

Religion = 10       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 2

Threden: (( Shit, we need to find Fizban. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 History -> Religion => 11 + 11 = 22

* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 sure why not => 10 + 7 = 17

* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 VULCAN RELIGION => 20 + 3 = 23

Faiz: (( THE BUMBLEFUCK DESERT-DWELLER IS SCARED OF GODS WITH MORE THAN ONE HEAD AAA ))

Azar Macan: (( pfhahahahahahaha ))

Imban:

Faiz thinks it's scary!

Imban:

Serra, Wolfsbane, and Azar remember that Tiamat is the goddess of evil dragons. She usually only has five heads, though. A purple one is rather unusual.

Faiz:

YOU GUYS HAVE SOME WEIRD AS HELL GODS.

Imban: (( Hey everyone go rest up ))

* Regris rolls: 1d6+5 Hey Faiz have healing. => 4 + 5 = 9

Osaou:

Osaou is healed and gains 7 hit points.

* Adric Kain hits the R key.

Faiz: (( Does that also include a +4 from Adric or is it highest roll is best roll? ))

Imban: (( highest is best ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 22 hit points.

Serra:

"I've seen this mark before. It looks a lot like Tiamat's mark, the evil dragon goddess. Though she only has five heads in the books I've read about her."

Faiz: (( Now I'm at 9~ ))

* Threden 's vents close and the area warms up, as his connection to the elements shuts off.

Adric Kain:

Did I write any of them?

Wolfsbane:

Maybe they got bored and added another for kicks. Shit like that happens.

Wolfsbane:

Splinters off of the main following, cults abound.

Adric Kain:

Because I do gloss over details like that occasionally.

Faiz:

...WHAT?

Serra:

"No, I'm pretty sure you didn't. She's even less hawt than that goth warlock from the vents."

Wolfsbane:

Bet there's some horrific ritual room we have to clear out.

Adric Kain:

Like how in your book Faiz is 5 feet tall because a short, violent, angry warforged is funnier than a tall one.

Faiz:

WHAT, DID YOU JUST LIKE, GO "OH MAN, DOES THE GIANT MULTIHEADEDWHAT THE HELL

Wolfsbane:

Uhm.

Azar Macan:

Oh, dear.

Purple Dragon:

Hi!

Serra:

"I... oh my. Well, this doesn't look good."

Wolfsbane:

Is that the sixth head or is Tiamat just happy to see us?

Faiz:

--SUP.

Adric Kain:

Also I'd have made it a different color. Like...

Imban:

Um. Hi. You don't get to have ALL your defenses in the 20s.

Threden: (( SHIT, DRAGON AND LAVOS AT ONCE ))

Purple Dragon:

But... T_T

Faiz: (( "Only the ones the Wardens can hit." ))

Imban:

There.

Wolfsbane:

Hah, post-release nerf.

Purple Dragon:

W-well that wasn't... too bad... T_T

Serra: (( And oh great, here comes that spiky corpse eater thing, too. Yeah, this doesn't look good." ))

* Adric Kain counts off on his fingers, not noticing the dragon for the moment. "Red, White, Blue, Black, Green... Yeah I'd make a sixth head yellow, not purple.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Initiative. => 12 + 5 = 17

* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 GO TIME! => 19 + 3 = 22

* Regris rolls: 1d20+3 Initiating => 10 + 3 = 13

* Threden rolls: 1d20+4 ROBOT POWER => 8 + 4 = 12

Faiz:

...GUYS I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE A THING.

Faiz:

Initiative = 12       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 3

Adric Kain:

Does everyone see the purple dragon?

Purple Dragon:

Yeah. Yeah they do.

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+6 Initiative => 20 + 6 = 26

Azar Macan:

It's real, Ardic.

Faiz:

YOU LOOK A BIT MORE BLUE, I'M GONNA ADMIT.

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 Let's & Go!? => 8 + 2 = 10

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

You're not really old and wanting to give us all your riches before you pass on of peaceful, natural causes are you?

Serra: (( Hey, I didn't roll all that bad! though still last ;_; ))

Purple Dragon:

Nope. I'm really going to eat you, though.

Adric Kain:

That's rude. Do you like music?

Faiz:

YOU DO KNOW THAT ROBOTS TASTE PRETTY AWFUL, YES?

Purple Dragon:

Actually I love it.

Adric Kain:

Good. Listen to this!

Adric Kain:

Stirring Shout • Standard • Arcane, Healing, Implement, Psychic Your shout of wrath stabs into your foes mind. Each time your allies hit that foe, they draw strength from its weakness. Attack = 17 vs. Will       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 10   Psychic       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Until the end of the encounter, whenever an ally hits the target, that ally regains 4 hit points.

Serra: (( And I should've declared Strategist's Epiphany. Oh well. ))

Adric Kain: (( He's an HP factory. Have fun ))

Faiz: (( "Heard it. Why do you insist on electropop when clearly the best music is dubstep?" ))

Purple Dragon: (( That is... under Hit. ))

Azar Macan: (( will 23 whhhtttt ))

Purple Dragon: (( Which you did not do! ))

Adric Kain: (( Let me check. ))

Adric Kain: (( I think in the book it's just an effect ))

Threden: (( Yay, food arrived. ))

Purple Dragon: (( Yay, food arrived. ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( hrmmm. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah, it's just an effect. I think it being Hit on the macro is just because of the Macro ))

Azar Macan: (( well this is going to suck. a lot. ))

Purple Dragon: (( kay, Azar ))

Wolfsbane:

I think it might be a good idea to fan out lest we get set on... uh.

Wolfsbane:

The hell does a purple dragon breathe?

Threden: (( You can change that in the macro to be more clear later. ))

* Azar Macan points at the false head!

Adric Kain:

I'm going to assume pixie dust.

Wolfsbane:

I certainly hope not.

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 26 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 13 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( HOLY SHIT THAT HIT ))

* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 4

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 4 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Or maybe lasers. Purple lasers.

Faiz: (( Hrrrmmm. ))

Faiz: (( Never mind. ))

Purple Dragon:

The answer is death."

Serra: (( augh death breath ))

Adric Kain:

Why do you want to eat us anyway?

* Purple Dragon rears up and poses terrifyingly!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Will => 16 + 10 = 26

Azar Macan: (( well that can't be good ))

Serra: (( That's... some aura. ))

Serra: (( Augh. ))

Azar Macan: (( OH BOY ATTACK DEBUFF? ))

Imban: (( You're all Stunned until the end of its next turn! ))

Azar Macan: (( reallllyyyy. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Herp ))

Serra: (( Urk. ))

* Purple Dragon glares at Faiz.

Purple Dragon:

"Serve darkness!"

Azar Macan: (( s-save ends? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Will => 2 + 10 = 12

Faiz:

NUH UH.

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Faiz has received initiative.

Threden has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Imban:

Rar.

* Imban shoots spikes at the Purple Dragon!

Serra: (( ...XD ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 10 + 12 = 22

Wolfsbane:

Oh what.

Azar Macan:

W-what. THE SPIKY THING IS REAL?

* Imban rolls: 4d6 => 20

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 20 hit points.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Is the giant spike monster real?

Faiz: (( Well this is clearly a dream sequence now. ))

Serra:

"A... apparently it is!"

Purple Dragon:

"And now that you're all terrified, to demonstrate what I breathe!"

Faiz: (( LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT ADRIC YOU ARE TOO DRUNK TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE ))

* Purple Dragon rears up and breathes psychic lasers!

Adric Kain:

Please don't let me wake up naked next to the Birdfishcat.

Osaou:

Rar-rfump.

Wolfsbane:

Ugh, do you want me to set you on fire too!?

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 10 + 10 = 20

Adric Kain:

Only if that actually happens.

Serra:

"Hey! A second thing stealing my gimmick is double not allowed!"

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 vs. Azar => 2 + 5 = 7

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 7 hit points.

Purple Dragon:

Azar is Dazed and Taking Ongoing 5 Psychic (save ends)!

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 vs. Threden => 1 + 5 = 6

Threden:

Threden loses 6 hit points.

Purple Dragon:

Threden is Dazed and Taking Ongoing 5 Psychic (save ends)!

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 vs. Osaou => 4 + 5 = 9

Wolfsbane: (( This is some bullshit XD ))

Osaou:

Osaou loses 9 hit points.

Purple Dragon:

Osaou is etc.

Serra: (( It is XD ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 vs. Faiz => 2 + 5 = 7

Faiz:

Faiz loses 7 hit points.

Purple Dragon:

Faiz is etc.

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 vs. Serra => 2 + 5 = 7

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 vs. Adric => 7 + 5 = 12

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 vs. Wolfsbane => 4 + 5 = 9

Azar Macan: (( BLLLAAHHH ))

Serra:

Serra loses 7 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 12 hit points.

Wolfsbane:

"I didn't know it was... ugh, Super Stunday Showdown..."

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+6 Eat Fire dream Dragon => 7 + 6 = 13

Wolfsbane:

Wolfsbane loses 9 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( I'm assuming when I save it saves for both of us ))

Serra:

"Oww... Is this what it feels like when I give something a headache?"

Purple Dragon: (( Yes ))

Adric Kain: (( Actually can I do that while stunned? ))

* Purple Dragon then glares at Faiz again!

Purple Dragon: (( do what while stunned? ))

Serra: (( We're no longer stunned after it acts. ))

Adric Kain: (( The Fire thingy ))

Purple Dragon: (( oh, no, since it's an action ))

Adric Kain: (( Though I'm a retard and rolld the wrong dice ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faiz's Will => 15 + 10 = 25

Adric Kain: (( Also it was End of its next turn ))

Purple Dragon:

Faiz is dominated until the end of its *next* turn!

Serra: (( This is its' next turn right now. ))

Azar Macan: (( OH GOD NO ))

Purple Dragon:

It ends its turn! Good news! People aren't stunned anymore!

Wolfsbane: (( Melee basics everywhere ))

Purple Dragon:

...bad news, they ALSO now all have -2 to attack (save ends)!

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Faiz: (( sigh ))

Wolfsbane:

Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( so what two things to save against now? :| ))

Purple Dragon: (( Yes ))

Faiz: (( Y'know, I'm just going to... go. ))

Wolfsbane: (( And that's at the end of my turn? ))

Azar Macan: (( and what does dazed do, again? ))

Purple Dragon: (( One action ))

Wolfsbane: (( Also don't leave Faiz :v ))

Threden: (( Yay food. ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20 Save :( => 15

* Regris rolls: 1d20 Save :( => 17

Faiz: (( Well it's not like I CAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW AS IT IS and even so, uh. We're going to get ultra-wrecked so fuck it. Whatever. ))

Purple Dragon: (( Naah, you aren't ))

Purple Dragon: (( Regris is even okay now! ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Purple Dragon: (( So uhh... it's the beginning of your turn, so save against either dazing or -2 attacks, Faiz ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 12       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 0

Faiz: (( Pick one, I don't care right now. ))

Adric Kain: (( the -2 ))

Azar Macan: (( I-isn't he DOMINATED ))

Faiz: (( Gonna toss out the other two since I'm kind of FUCKED ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 4       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 0

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 1       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 0

Azar Macan: (( and thus y'know ))

Faiz: (( OH LOOK ))

Wolfsbane: (( *sigh* ))

Imban: (( dominated can't be saved against, it's just for one round. I had him save vs. the daze+damage ))

Faiz: (( It's a package deal? ))

Faiz: (( Yeah. ))

Faiz: (( Oh. Okay. That's... better. ))

* Faiz TREASONOUSLY STABS Threden in the back!

Faiz:

Rock Grasper • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon ROCK TOMB! FUCK YOU! Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target is slowed until the end of your next turn.

Threden:

Threden loses 13 hit points.

Threden: (( So hey, if it's a package, does that mean I can get my +2 vs ongoing against it? ))

Imban: (( Yes, for that one ))

Threden has received initiative.

Faiz: (( ughhh ))

Imban: (( Oh, wait. ))

Faiz: (( Of course I can't roll that good against the things I actually want to - or WILLINGLY - target. ))

Imban: (( With -2 to hit, that still misses. ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 13 hit points.

Imban: (( WELL HEY YOU DIDN'T SMITE YOUR ALLY AT LEAST ))

Threden: (( So, I have the daze+damage, any other badstat? The -to-hit? ))

Imban: (( -2 to hit, yes ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 vs damage => 8 + 2 = 10

Imban: (( You feel less dazed and damaged! ))

Threden:

TAUNT: Over here.

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 13   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Faiz: (( Since Umb's there, providing I'm NOT AWFUL does this count as flank? ))

Purple Dragon: (( Yes ))

Purple Dragon: (( other save, 3den ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20 Save => 3

Serra has received initiative.

Serra:

Serra loses 5 hit points.

* Serra moves there.

Faiz: (( Giant Daiya comes to save the day! ))

Faiz: (( KYODAIYA ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 TASUKETE SUGORO-CHAN vs Daze/Damage => 6

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 TASUKETE SUGORO-CHAN vs -2 to hit => 1

Serra: (( ;_; ))

Purple Dragon:

You feel yourself moving against your will!

Serra:

"Aaaahhh!?"

* Imban rains spikes again.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 16 + 12 = 28

* Imban rolls: 4d7 => 8

* Imban rolls: 4d6 => 13

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 13 hit points.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( wow, like, really. that first one had to have been like. 6 1's and a 2. ))

Imban: (( 4d7, not 7d4 ))

Adric Kain:

Hey, I'm not supposed to have the hangover while I'm still drunk!

Adric Kain:

Anyway....

* Adric Kain plays the flute at the dragon

Azar Macan: (( well still ))

Adric Kain:

Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it. Attack = 9 vs. Will       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 6   Radiant       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5 Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Adric Kain:

Damnit.

Purple Dragon:

Your music sucks!@

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20 Save vs. daze => 3

Adric Kain:

Your mother sucks!

Purple Dragon:

You feel yourself being flung against your will!

Faiz: (( "Have you ever heard of Arcade Fire? You probably haven't." ))

Imban: (( you get a 2nd save too ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Imban: (( vs. -2 attacks ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20 Save vs. -2 => 12

Adric Kain:

HAH!

Imban:

You feel less afraid!

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.

Adric Kain:

I'm too drunk to be afraid of you.

Azar Macan: (( deal the damage to us, :| ))

Osaou:

Osaou loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( wait, fuck. only one action means one of move/standard/minor, huh ))

Imban: (( Yup ))

Azar Macan: (( WELP. should I heal Osaou or just attempt to attack. poorly. ))

Adric Kain: (( Damage i ))

Serra: (( You can bring Osaou back, can't you? ))

Adric Kain: (( it ))

Wolfsbane: (( Heal, take defensive actions until we can better position ourself ))

Serra: (( Attack it. ))

Azar Macan: (( yeah. so, sure, why not ))

Threden: (( You have CA against it, at least. ))

Azar Macan:

Sun Vulcan does NOT like your sillyness, dragon!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 16 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5

Serra: (( Almost. ))

Purple Dragon:

I don't like the sun at all. T_T

* Azar rolls: 1d20 VULCAN SAVE AGAINST DAZE => 6

Azar Macan: (( MOTHERFUCKER. ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20 VULCAN SAVE AGAINST BADATTACK => 19

Imban:

You feel less afraid! ...but you're still tossed away by some force!

Purple Dragon:

HMM.

* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain breath weapon => 4

Purple Dragon:

DARN.

* Purple Dragon claws Threden to bits!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 claw => 10 + 11 = 21

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 claw => 11 + 11 = 22

* Imban rolls: 1d10+2 => 9 + 2 = 11

* Imban rolls: 1d10+2 => 6 + 2 = 8

Threden:

Threden loses 11 hit points.

Threden:

Threden loses 8 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( love ya too, Kid. ))

* Purple Dragon then glares at Adric! "Hey, serve evil."

Purple Dragon: (( provokes OA *and* Warden-hold it from Threden, OA from Osaou, and OA from Serra ))

Purple Dragon: (( seriously >_> ))

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Serra: (( HEY NO ))

Threden: (( Wait, do I get to OA AND use my counter? ))

Purple Dragon: (( Yes, they're (hilariously) different actions ))

Osaou:

Rar-rar!

Osaou:

Claw • Standard • Melee NOT THE FACE! Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 2

Threden:

Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies. Attack = 18 vs. Fort       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.

Threden:

Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack. Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 5 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Serra flails her staff clumsily at the dragon (includes -2 to hit), vs AC => 20 + 3 = 23

Serra: (( ...XD ))

Faiz: (( You all just now do more than I basically ever will this fight. :toot: ))

Osaou: (( YOU HIT WITH CA, TILUS ))

Threden: (( Serra clumsily hits the dragon in a sensative spot ))

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 11 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d8+9 Damage => 1 + 9 = 10

Osaou: (( +2, Imban ))

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 4 hit points.

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 12 hit points.

Purple Dragon:

:

Purple Dragon:

:>

Purple Dragon:

:<

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Anyway yeah. Adric go serve evil. It'll be awesome. (vs. Will) => 2 + 8 = 10

Purple Dragon: (( PFFT. ))

* Purple Dragon orz

Threden: (( Counter hits, actually. ))

Purple Dragon: (( really? ))

Adric Kain:

You know what'd be more awesome?

Purple Dragon: (( you're -2 to hit. ))

Adric Kain:

Doing not that.

Threden: (( +2 CS, -2 debuff, +1 Tactics, no? ))

Threden: (( CA ))

Purple Dragon: (( +1 tactics? ))

Faiz: (( He gets +1 to hit if an ally's adjacent to the target. ))

Threden: (( Warforged Tactics. +1 when al ally is adjacent. ))

Purple Dragon: (( oho ))

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 8 hit points.

Purple Dragon:

Ow.

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Osaou: (( CA FOR EVERYONE, YAYYY ))

Wolfsbane:

Ugh, just when I got out of that mess, time to dive back into the shitpile.

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 8 hit points.

Osaou:

Osaou is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Serra:

Serra is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Wolfsbane: (( wait wut ))

Purple Dragon: (( HP fountain thing ))

Serra: (( HP fountain, yeah ))

Wolfsbane: (( oh lawl. ))

Osaou:

Mr-yayyy

Adric Kain: (( Yay HP Fountain ))

Adric Kain: (( Also I need to go eat in like 10 minutes. ))

* Regris rolls: 1d6+5 Hey Threden, feel better. => 2 + 5 = 7

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 21 hit points.

* Purple Dragon ...eats Wolfsbane?

Wolfsbane:

"Oh god what D: "

Imban:

Hey, YOU'RE the one who flew into its mouth.

Wolfsbane: (( I still ahve actions yes ))

Threden: (( Wolf gets instant hits from within the dragon's stomach? ))

Imban: (( Yes, standard ))

Adric Kain:

I DON'T WRITE VORE

Wolfsbane: (( No I didn't :( ))

Wolfsbane: (( Someone did move me right ))

Wolfsbane: (( I was looking at mys heet :v ))

Serra: (( Imban did I think. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Okay then! ))

Imban: (( OK I moved you back ))

Imban: (( And no I didn't ))

Serra: (( Oh okay then. ))

Imban:

I assumed you just took move action: hara-kiri for no good reason

Serra: (( I guess she's not under the MY BODY IS MOVING ON ITS OWN thing? ))

Imban: (( nope ))

* Wolfsbane uses Resurgent Flare, hitting everyone in close blast 5!

* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs Fortitude => 16 + 8 = 24

Wolfsbane: (( Oh look -2 to all defenses and hitting the dragon prones it ))

Wolfsbane: (( Also all allies gain +5 HP or reroll saves, their choice ))

Serra: (( One or both saves? ))

Adric Kain: (( REROLL SAVES PLEASE ))

Wolfsbane: (( Might want to go for the saves. One. ))

Faiz has received initiative.

* Threden rolls: 1d20 Save vs debuff => 12

Azar Macan: (( hey that does include me way the fuck up there? ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 TASUKETE SUGORO-CHAN vs Daze/Damage => 14

Wolfsbane: (( HOLD IT ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 9       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 0

Wolfsbane: (( sadly not you're out of range ))

* Wolfsbane ACTION POINTS

Imban: (( oh dear ))

Azar Macan: (( oh blast, not burst ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Will Bane D: => 11 + 9 = 20

Azar Macan: (( so...can Osaou make one, then? >_> ))

Wolfsbane: (( Yes he can ))

* Purple Dragon feels baned ;_;

Wolfsbane: (( -5 to all defenses ))

Wolfsbane:

"HEY GOT A CURSE FOR YOU"

Wolfsbane:

"IT'S NOT JUST FOR SUN VULCANS ANYMORE"

Purple Dragon:

What a terrible night for a curse.

Wolfsbane:

"THE CURSE OF THE DAY IS FUCK OFF"

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20 Save vs. Badstuff because its now and not later => 4

Threden: (( Save ends, or until next turn? ))

Adric Kain: (( AND IT SUCKED ANYWAY ))

Wolfsbane: (( Until next turn ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20 EAGLESHARKPANTHER SAVES => 5

* Adric Kain 's body moves against its will!

Azar Macan: (( SCREEEEWWW TOUUUU ))

Threden: (( Is the triangle the debuff? ))

* Osaou 's body moves against its will!

Imban: (( Yes ))

Adric Kain:

You don't happen to be a woman, do you?

Purple Dragon:

Nope.

Purple Dragon: (( NOW it's Faiz's turn. ))

Adric Kain:

Alas.

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 8       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 0

Imban: (( Still -2 all attacks. ))

Faiz: (( MIGHT AS WELL NOT BOTHER NOW ))

Faiz: (( Ahurr. ))

Threden: (( He's -7 defenses. ))

Azar Macan: (( Fleed it has -5 to all defeneses ))

Faiz: (( Dehurr. ))

Faiz:

Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!! Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.

Faiz: (( Afurrrrrr ))

Adric Kain: (( That hits. ))

Purple Dragon: (( so that's 14 plus like 2 = 1 ))

Purple Dragon: (( its AC is 22 -7 which is... 15 ))

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 21 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( And you regain 4 HP ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Faiz: (( Get it the hell away from some of these guys. ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 12       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 0

Imban:

You feel less scared.

Threden has received initiative.

Threden: (( Refreshing mark ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast Full Power • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that batters any nearby foe as well. Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 8   Thunder       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 8 hit points.

Serra: (( Whoa that hit. XD ))

Wolfsbane: (( It's super prone if... that does anything :v ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Wolfsbane: (( I don't think it does ))

Imban: (( It sure doesn't ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+9 vs Fort for secondary attack => 3 + 9 = 12

Azar Macan: (( also Threden heals 2 HP ))

Imban: (( 2? ))

Adric Kain: (( Bleh, I need to go eat. HAY TILUS, ACT FOR ME ))

Azar Macan: (( oh nevermind ))

Serra: (( Kay ))

Imban: (( 12+2 = 14... yeah that hits :V ))

* Threden rolls: 1d6 Thunder Damage, and I can push the target => 1

Purple Dragon:

Once I get back up you're not hitting me anymore.

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 1 hit points.

Serra has received initiative.

Serra:

"Alright, enough of your shenanigans! It's time to turn the tides! Have a bit of a dose of your own medicine!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mental Trauma @ Purple Dragon, vs Will (includes -2 to hit) => 3 + 6 = 9

Serra:

;_;

Imban:

You have all the trauma, yourself.

Imban: (( end-of-turn save for you ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 TASUKETE SUGORO-CHAN vs -2 to hit => 9

Serra:

;_;

* Imban shoots spikes!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 6 + 12 = 18

* Imban rolls: 4d6 => 17

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 17 hit points.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.

Serra: (( *pops open Adric's sheet* ))

Serra: (( What statuses are on him right now? ))

Imban: (( daze+damage ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Staggering Note @ Purple Dragon, vs Will => 19 + 8 = 27

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Imban: (( oh ok ))

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( Umb stabs him, totally. ))

Threden: (( That's not a push... is it? ))

Serra: (( And yes, Umb stabs him. ))

Azar Macan: (( also push has to end farther away, right? ))

Threden:

Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack. Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0

Serra: (( Oh right it's a push. ))

Threden: (( So out the door. ))

Imban: (( you either have to send him out the door or nowhere ))

Serra: (( Should I bother with the push? ))

Faiz: (( Meh. ))

Imban: (( sadly, the spear actually misses ))

Serra: (( Oh I should let Azar be able to hit him for once. ))

Azar Macan: (( no, doens't it? ))

Imban: (( 14 vs. 15 AC ))

Faiz: (( Plus prone? ))

Azar Macan: (( 22-7 ))

Azar Macan: (( +2 CA from pro9ne ))

Imban: (( err ))

Imban: (( the 7 is including prone. ))

Faiz: (( Youuuu. ))

Threden: (( Doesn't it have a -2 and a -5 defenses debuff? Or do they not stack? ))

Imban: (( They do not stack like that ))

Serra:

roll 1d20 Save vs daze/damage

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save vs daze/damage => 14

Imban:

Adric feels less dying of headache!

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( oh boy let's see if this works ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.

Osaou:

Osaou loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan:

...Why is it over here now? Urrgghh.

* Azar Macan charges up arm gatling!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement MAKE IT RAAIIINNN Attack = 17 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 13 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 8

Purple Dragon:

Purple Dragon loses 8 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( FINALLY ))

Purple Dragon:

>

* Azar rolls: 1d20 SUN VULCAN SAVES, DAMNIT => 19

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Faiz: (( You should book it the fuck away. ))

Azar Macan:

YOU FELT THE POWER OF SUN VULLLLCAAANNN~

Purple Dragon: (( no actions to do that with ))

Serra: (( Osaou saves too ))

Azar Macan: (( can't, only had one action ))

Purple Dragon: (( osaou autosaved ))

Faiz: (( Ah, well. ))

Serra: (( Oh, right. ))

Purple Dragon:

Okay enough of you.

* Imban rolls: 1d6 Regain breath => 2

* Purple Dragon sigh

* Purple Dragon stand up the dragon

* Purple Dragon end the turn

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Wolfsbane:

"Hm~"

Faiz: (( Are the fountains difficult terrain for us? ))

Purple Dragon: (( Naah. ))

Purple Dragon: (( You can splash through them just fine ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Will Astral Seal => 17 + 10 = 27

* Purple Dragon 's Astral is sealed. Also, flop.

Wolfsbane: (( -2 to all defenses, next person to hit it gains 6 HP ))

Threden: (( Hey, if Fleed moved to be above Azar, would that be a legal charge? ))

* Wolfsbane end turn.

Purple Dragon: (( Yes ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz: (( I can't flank though. ))

Purple Dragon: (( yeah, that would not flank. ))

Faiz: (( I don't think I CAN flank, though. Can I? ))

Purple Dragon:

Well, I mean.

Imban:

Well, I mean. You can flank if you just provoke AoO from teh dragon and move like...

Threden: (( If you went to the back and charged the rear, you'd give me CA next turn. ))

Faiz: (( I was thinking I could move around and TECHNICALLY be able to go, like... ))

Faiz: (( To one of those two spaces. ))

Serra: (( AHH THE ROGUEMIMIC IS MULTIPLYING ))

Imban:

Charge from there and it's ok