Azar has connected.

Imban has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

HI IMBAN

Faiz has connected.

Threden has connected.

Imban:

HI MECHA!

Forge has connected.

Azar: (( uhh. when we level up, do we fullheal? ))

Forge: (( We took a day's rest ))

Threden: (( We did a full rest, so we heal anyway. ))

Tilus has connected.

Imban: (( I don't think so, but you usually don't level up outside of naptime ))

Tilus:

huh, for some reason I loaded up on the pass where we fought the HELL BEAR!!!.

Mechalomaniac:

I did too

Mechalomaniac:

It's Imban's foul work

Tilus:

XD

Imban:

Bwa ha ha

Mechalomaniac:

brb going to put the free energy drink I got with my Arkham City costume in the fridge

Azar Macan:

um wow

Forge:

Put it in the toilet instead

Azar Macan: (( good thing I never used my daily. it needs editting. ))

Imban:

Whups

Azar Macan: (( because it's.. ))

Forge: (( Speaking of lemme check that my macros are up to speed ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5

Forge: (( Nope ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5

Azar Macan: (( argh this power is borked ))

Forge: (( Also who has a utility power macro? ))

Mechalomaniac:

No one

Azar Macan:

oh god are they all borked

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 25 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4

Forge: (( Someone does ))

Azar Macan:

...WHAT IS DIFFERENT YOUUUU

Forge: (( I know someone has to have a macro for a non-damage power, I've seen em ))

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant. Attack = 0 vs. None       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 0 Damage = 0   None       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 0 Hit: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.

Mechalomaniac:

(I lied)

Forge: (( Yeah but someone here has one that's just an effect ))

Imban:

BORK BORK BROK

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 12 vs. Will       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 5   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Threden:

Editing a regular one won't be hard. There's an obvious section for doing math, so you just remove it.

Mechalomaniac: (( Ok I think I'm good ))

Azar Macan:

argghhh.

Azar Macan:

I don't know why this is erroring

Azar Macan:

it's going.. "line 1:33: expecting '"', found '–'"

Threden:

Restart MapTool.

Adric Kain: (( Are you suing any " or ' in the flavor text? ))

Forge: (( Fleed has it ))

Azar Macan: (( I am but that isn't a problem otherwise... ))

Imban:

boom

Tilus:

*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*?

Faiz: (( I-- what? ))

Forge: (( Your Exceed Shift macro ))

Imban:

Let's see, do I have tokens for these guys or will it be awkward...

Forge: (( I need the description of how you have it set up, so I don't have to manually figure out what to remove for my utility power macro ))

Adric Kain: (( Also our adventuring company is named the Protagonists. That is what it says in my Character Builder file and so it is true ))

Azar is disconnected.

Faiz: (( Hold on, I'll put it up on SOC then. ))

Forge: (( No, we're the Steampunk Adventurers ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh Imban. ))

Imban: (( Okay, I have the Room 4 guys ))

Imban: (( ... okay what the heck are those guys even... ))

* Imban goes to tokenize

Adric Kain: (( is taking the Wizard's Apprentice theme okay for me or is it illegal? ))

Forge: (( Also I have to ask, is that lightning in room 4 or some kind of shiny crack in the floor? ))

Azar has connected.

Imban: (( It's a portal. ))

Forge: (( Ah ))

Imban:

Yup, time to make some tokens

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Forge: (( Man Teals did you update Serra's HP? ))

Forge: (( 24 seems low even for a Psion ))

Tilus: (( Oh, no I haven't. ))

Forge: (( Ok, good ))

Threden:

Warforged Resolve • Minor • Healing You are an unstoppable engine of destruction. You do not let things such as Effect: Gain 4 temporary HP, and make a save against one effect that causes ongoign damage. If bloodied, you also recover 4 HP.

Faiz:

http://soldoutcomic.com/Etc/Utilitimes.txt

Tilus: (( Updated. ))

Azar Macan:

why

Threden:

Warforged Resolve • Minor • Healing You are an unstoppable engine of destruction. You do not let things such as 'damage' get in your way. Effect: Gain 4 temporary HP, and make a save against one effect that causes ongoign damage. If bloodied, you also recover 4 HP.

Threden:

There.

Imban:

OH GOD I BROKE EVERYTHING

* Imban FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Azar Macan:

argghhhh

Azar Macan:

I don't understand what is wrong D:

Faiz:

Imbreak.

Tilus: (( ;_; ))

Threden:

Warforged Resolve • Minor • Healing You are an unstoppable engine of destruction. You do not let things such as 'damage' get in your way. Effect: Gain 4 temporary HP, and make a save against one effect that causes ongoign damage. If bloodied, you also recover 4 HP.

Tilus: (( Also I see loot never did quite get posted. ))

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant.. Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.

Adric Kain: (( Yay ))

Faiz:

HORF HORF HORF • aaaaaag • Primal OH SNAP, LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO THE BROHAMBULANCE Effect: Your mother is a whore.

Imban:

Sorry, fixing being Imbroke, will be ready in ~5 minutes

Forge:

Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse. Effect: Gain 4 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 4 HP.

Azar Macan:

IT'S STILL BROKEN

Azar Macan:

MOTHER OF GOD WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

Faiz:

Did you accept Jesus into your life?

Adric Kain:

Moment of Escape • Move • Arcane You distract your enemies with a quick refrain, giving your embattled ally a chance to get away Effect: You Slide the target 4 Squares

Azar Macan:

:|

Adric Kain:

^ My new power

Threden:

Swap Counter • Minor • Martial You toss an ally out of the way before they eat some damage to the face. But take it instead. You then stab the enemy in the face. Trigger: An ally within 2 squares of you is hit by an attack and you are not included in the attack. Effect: You and the ally shift up to 2 squares as a free action, swapping positions. You become the target of the triggering attack, in place of the ally. After the attack is resolves, you can make a basic attack against the attacker.

Threden:

Swap Counter • Minor • Martial You toss an ally out of the way before they eat some damage to the face. But take it instead. You then stab the enemy in the face. Trigger: An ally within 2 squares of you is hit by an attack and you are not included in the attack. Effect: You and the ally shift up to 2 squares as a free action, swapping positions. You become the target of the triggering attack, in place of the ally. After the attack is resolves, you can make a basic attack against the attacker.

Threden:

Blarg

Imban:

Okay there. I shouldn't be Imbroke anymore.

Forge:

Fighting Fury • Minor • Psionic, Stance Ignition! Effect: Until stance ends, all unarmed melee attacks do 2 extra damage.

Azar Macan:

Arghhh

Imban:

If you're wondering what happened, I... apparently managed to COMPLETELY fuck up my Java installation.

Threden:

Swap Counter • Minor • Martial You toss an ally out of the way before they eat some damage to the face. But take it instead. You then stab the enemy in the face. Trigger: An ally within 2 squares of you is hit by an attack and you are not included in the attack. Effect: You and the ally shift up to 2 squares as a free action, swapping positions. You become the target of the triggering attack, in place of the ally. After the attack is resolves, you can make a basic attack against the attacker.

Imban:

So I think I'll be reinstalling java after session.

Serra: (( Ouch ))

Forge:

Awesome!

Azar Macan:

can somebody post the code for a macro that has a hiteffect?

Azar Macan:

mine seems to have broken in half.

Imban:

For anyone who needs to be brought up to SCREEEEEEE--- I mean, speed, like Kurogane?

Forge:

http://mechalomaniac.big-metto.net/misc/Macro.txt

Imban:

Our heroes have been hacking their way through Rivenroar, and have rescued two of the trapped civilians.

Imban:

One is a dwarf, one is... a slimegirl. I mean human.

Adric Kain: (( Blorp ))

Azar Macan:

see, there's a problem

Serra: (( blorp ))

Forge: (( Well one civilian and one animate pile of jell-o. ))

Azar Macan:

it needs to display, like

Adric Kain: (( Also Imban, did you see my question? ))

Azar Macan:

'and the target takes a –2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn. '

Imban: (( Hrm? ))

Adric Kain: (( Is Wizard's Apprentice an okay Theme to take? ))

Imban:

They also received 3 piles of treasure, which your lazy, Lavos-like GM has yet to generate.

Imban: (( Is it illegal for any reason? ))

Faiz: (( MIGHT WANT TO GET ON THAT BRO ))

Imban: (( If not, why not? @_@ ))

Adric Kain: (( It's in the character builder ))

Adric Kain: (( So proabbly not! I was just checking ))

Threden:

Cover Shield • Minor • Martial You put up a light barrier of electrical energy, protecting yourself and a nearby ally. Target: You and one ally within Close Burst 1. Effect: Until the end of your next turn, each target gains a +2 power bonus to all defenses. Additionally, enemies cannot gain combat advantage against either target until the end of your next turn.

Imban: (( Go ahead then ))

Adric Kain:

Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it. Attack = 8 vs. Will       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Forge: (( Also I'm probably not gonna get a Theme because I'm too lazy to get the Charbuilder doing what it's supposed to do. ))

Adric Kain: (( It gives me that ))

Forge: (( If someone can link me to them or something then I'd pick one from there but until then..! ))

Imban: (( Anyway brb. Will be starting in 2 minutes so like... get ready~ ))

Forge:

Dragon's Tail • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Free Fall Crash Attack = 20 vs. Fort       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5

Forge:

Rising Storm • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder Electrigger Attack = 13 vs. Fort       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 10   Thunder       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5

Forge:

Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic Choukyuu Haou Deneidan Attack = 20 vs. Ref       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 16 vs. Ref       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5

Adric Kain: (( Except I lied about the damage type ))

Forge: (( I guess none of mine have an on-hit effect ))

Threden:

GET READY

* Threden air-dashes

Adric Kain: (( I would play the V-On theme but I'm in the middle of something from Unicorn. ))

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Primal HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

Adric Kain: (( Which has the best orchestral soundtrack ever ))

Faiz: (( Hruah~ ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Fire • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Implement Insult you to death Attack = 11 vs. Reflexl       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 8   Fire       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Azar Macan:

now it works, yayyy.

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Fire • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Implement CATCH THE SUN~ Attack = 18 vs. Reflexl       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 13   Fire       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Forge: (( What were those themes from again? ))

Forge: (( I can try googling a list of em ))

Imban: (( Various books. I can get you a proper list later, Blaine. ))

Imban: (( Just not this game. ))

Imban: (( err, not right nao ))

Serra: (( There's some from dark sun, some from the neverwinter guide, and some from a dragon magazine article, like #299 or so. ))

Threden:

399

Forge: (( Ah. I'll just see if I can find em on my own time, in case ))

Serra: (( same difference!~ ))

Imban:

They had themes back in 3e?!?!

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Forge: (( YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD ))

Faiz: (( THREDEMANIA RUNNIN' WILD ON YOUR FACE ))

Imban:

Anyway, your lazy, Lavos-like GM would like you all to note the following:

Faiz:

Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon INTERJECTION!! Attack = 19 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4 Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target. Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.

Imban:

Of places you can reach now, rooms 7, 4, and Japan are unexplored.

Imban:

I do not have a map for Rivenroar B2F, so... uh... while I won't say you can't go there, you'll get to watch me make a map if you do, instead of play the game!

Imban:

So I guess do that if you want a dinner break!

Serra: (( Let's go to 7 first, it means not having to cross the pit again. ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))

Threden: (( You don't want assistance crossing the pit again? ))

Faiz: (( You just don't want to cross the pit 'cause despite the fact that you have a hoverdisc you will fall into it. ))

Faiz: (( You wuss. ))

Serra:

"Let's go look to see what's down those stairs. We had monsters coming at us from there, so there probably is something of note down there."

Azar Macan: (( exuse me, I gotta test something. ))

Azar Macan: (( goddamnit it's broken. ))

Threden:

Unit THREDEN powering up.

Serra: (( The hoverdisc won't cross the pit. ))

* Faiz stands up and rumbles, hefting his greatsword. "NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO..."

Serra: (( It stays a foot or so above ground at all times. ))

Serra: (( Which in the case of the pit is down the pit. ))

* Forge punches his palm and cracks his neck side to side, becoming mobile again.

Imban: (( FLING YOURSELF INTO THE PIT ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant Insult you to death Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 18   Radiant       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.

Forge: (( ACTIONS, WHY ARE YOU NOT BLUE ))

Mirtala:

Blorp. I'll blorp my way back home, I guess... ._.

Azar Macan: (( okay that works. now why can't I add shit to it? ))

Faiz: (( ...Would it count as "ground" if I, as a dude who's basically capable of ejecting the ground FROM the ground at will, fling a piece of the floor that JUST SO HAPPENS to contain the mote across the pit?! ))

Imban: (( ...sure. ))

Adric Kain:

Are you sure you can make it on your own? You could hide here until we're ready to leave.

Faiz: (( I HAVE SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM. ))

Serra: (( ))

Mirtala:

If I run into any bears I'll just eat them. I'm feeling hungry.

Faiz: (( LET'S DO THIS SHIT. ))

Mirtala:

Er, oops. I mean. I'll run and hide in terror.

Mirtala:

You know. Like a human would do.

Mirtala:

Which I am.

Faiz:

...E-EAT B--

* Faiz just kind of stares.

Azar Macan:

It took almost all of us to beat a bear. I'd stay away from them if I were you.

Threden:

Performing recon.

Serra:

"Whichever path you do take, do take care in your travels back."

Faiz:

HHHHF. WHATEVER.

Forge:

We have already robbed one of these coffins. Do you suppose we might as well check the others?

* Threden looks into the broken coffin momentarially

* Faiz kicks at it a little.

* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 5

Azar Macan: (( woops missclick. ))

Forge: (( VULCAN DECISION MAKING ))

Imban:

If you want to try lifting the lid off a coffin, make a Strength check.

Imban:

Or, you know, just smite it with your powers.

Serra: (( Yeah! Time to open a coffin by mindblasting it! ))

Forge: (( Well getting into them is no issue, it's the moral stance on if we want to rob more graves. ))

Imban: (( Okay, I meant smite it with powers that make sense. ))

Serra: (( XD ))

Imban: (( Though Serra can probably DOKAAAAAN them anyway ))

Azar Macan: (( is that wall blocking room 8? ))

Imban: (( It's not a wall, it's a balcony ))

Faiz:

I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DO THIS, ANYWAY.

Imban: (( You go down the spiral stairs ))

Serra: (( There's stairs down to 8. ))

Azar Macan: (( ahhh. ))

Forge:

Nor do I, but I am not going to open further coffins if someone has an issue with it.

Adric Kain:

They're not my relatives and dead people have no use for gold.

Faiz:

MAYBE THE OCCUPANT WAS FANTASTIC TREASURE.

Adric Kain:

That said, weren't there supposed to be undead in here?

Serra:

"I don't have any issues with it."

Serra:

"They might be further in. There are places we still haven't checked."

Azar Macan:

Would they really have been in these coffins the entire time waiting for us to open the lid?

Imban: (( Only if they're 3e bodaks ))

Faiz:

WELL, UH. WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GONNA DO...?

Faiz:

THEY'RE DEAD.

* Forge attempts to open the coffin next to him

Azar Macan:

UN-dead, Faiz.

Imban: (( Make a Strength check ))

Adric Kain:

I could just see words now..."And the valient heroes lifted up the stone lid, only to gasp in horror at the visage of the twisted zombie lord!"

Faiz:

STILL IMPLIES DEAD.

Forge: (( Straight Strength, or Athletics? ))

Imban: (( The book suggests straight Str, but I see no reason Athletics would be illegal. ))

* Forge rolls: 1d20+8 Athletics => 8 + 8 = 16

* Faiz rumbles, looking around at the others, and gives the coffin lid a good kick!

Azar Macan:

*Azar decides to step back, just in case.*

Faiz:

Athletics = 30       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 11

Imban:

Faiz sends the coffin lid flying into the wall, where it shatters.

Faiz:

AHAHAHA.

Imban:

Meanwhile, Forge thinks he's better off just breaking the lid.

Imban:

Faiz sees inside...

Imban:

...

Imban:

...a corpse.

Imban:

It's dead!

Forge:

Hrmph. So be it, then.

Faiz:

...I DON'T THINK THIS IS TREASURE, GUYS.

* Forge pulls up his hand and chops at the lid of the coffin.

Serra:

"N..no, I don't think it is, either."

Imban:

Forge breaks the lid in half.

Azar Macan:

Did you expect it to be laden with treasure?

Imban:

Inside is... a dead guy!

Imban:

Now partially broken in half.

Imban:

What a jerk.

Faiz:

WELL, MAYBE IF YOU THINK EVERY LIFE IS PRECIOUS.

Faiz:

BUT UH. IT DOESN'T HAVE LIFE ANYMORE.

* Forge sets the lid back in place as best he can.

Faiz:

NOW I'M KIND OF AT A LOSS.

Azar Macan: (( did they open one and it had treasure ))

Adric Kain:

Perhaps I'll change it to "The dimunitive, but furious Faiz effortlessly tossed the stone lid across the room, as if it were a..." hmmm...What's a good thing to throw across the room efforlessly?

Imban:

Forge kicked through one and it was full of treasure

Forge: (( I fell into one and it had treasure ))

* Faiz moves over to the next one and claps Forge on the shoulder. "TRY THIS ONE?"

Imban:

The one Serra is next to

Azar Macan: (( ah=hah ))

Forge:

Yes, let us see if we can open this one as indended. And perhaps save the rotting remains long-since past usefulness the indignity of destruction.

Faiz: (( Robot Party: Brothers Through Tomb Robbing ))

Faiz:

...WELL, FINE.

Imban: (( Strength check ))

Faiz:

HEAVE AND HO, THEN~!

Imban: (( or just smash it, I guess! ))

* Forge rolls: 1d20+8 Athletics => 18 + 8 = 26

Faiz:

Athletics = 19       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 11

Azar Macan: (( they're lifting. ))

Imban:

Forge and Faiz together heave the coffin's lid up and *gently* off.

Imban:

Inside is a dead guy. He doesn't look to be worth much.

Imban: (( Forge and Faiz gain title: "the Grave Robber" ))

Forge:

I suppose not all of their deceased are as important as we were led to believe.

Serra:

"Alas, it seems that's all the treasure we're getting in this room."

Azar Macan:

So 3 people and a coffin of treasure? That seems...odd.

Imban: (( Well, the treasure one also had a corpse in it ))

Adric Kain:

One of them loved his money so much that he wanted to be buried with it.

Imban: (( it was just full of money ))

Forge:

Strange that they would place the treasure in the coffin nearest the entrance to this chamber.

Azar Macan: (( oh, hurrr. ))

Faiz:

WHO KNOWS. THIS PLACE MAKES NO SENSE ANYWAY.

Forge:

I agree with your statement.

Faiz: (( The corpse exploded into DOLLARS ))

Serra:

"Well, let's get going then~"

* Forge heads up the stairs

Serra: (( The stairs go down. ))

Imban: (( yeah, you were at the top. ))

Forge: (( Well down the stairs then. ))

Imban: (( but regardless ))

Forge: (( Whichever way leads to 7 ))

Adric Kain:

Bets on how long it takes them to say "You will die in the name of the Red Hand?"

Faiz:

NO BET.

Azar Macan:

It'll be whichever one can speak.

Serra:

"They scream it the instant we walk in the door. That is, if they can speak in the first place."

Forge:

Based on our previous encounters, I say that before the next one we meet makes an action against us.

Threden:

Odds: Even

Forge: (( Does the map keep randomly zooming out for anyone else, or is that just me? ))

Imban: (( Just you. Scroll wheel is likely cause ))

Faiz: (( I'm getting it too. ))

Imban: (( hrm, weird ))

Adric Kain:

I'll have to come up with some new dialogue.

Serra: (( Ditto ))

Adric Kain: (( Me too ))

Azar Macan: (( it happens sometimes as well. ))

Threden: (( I'm getting it too ))

Serra: (( It's not zooming out, but it is jumping around. ))

Threden: (( IMBAN, YOU BROKE IT ))

Imban: (( oh dear :/ ))

Faiz: (( Not a major problem, but it's kind of silly. ))

Adric Kain: (( Imban is having a siezure ))

Imban: (( hopefully not! ))

Serra: (( Augh ))

Forge: (( Yeah that time it kept moving a bunch ))

Faiz: (( CAMBAN ))

Imban: (( wait really ))

Imban: (( it moved a bunch? ))

Serra: (( yep ))

Threden: (( Yep ))

Imban: (( ... ))

Adric Kain: (( Yep ))

Forge: (( Yes. ))

Forge: (( Resized and then panned ))

Serra: (( WE ARE ALL PUPPETS LIVING IN IMBAN'S WORLD ))

Imban: (( Okay, that's clearly because I moved it ))

Imban: (( which... I can't explain why that carries over to ou ))

Threden: (( YOU BROKE IT ))

Imban:

Hrm

Imban:

Testing

Serra: (( Yep, it's moving. ))

Azar Macan: (( AHHHH ))

Adric Kain: (( Yep ))

Azar Macan: (( GHOST IMBAN ))

Forge: (( Oh god it lagged a bunch there too ))

Imban:

Aha, I think I fixed it

Adric Kain: (( Yay! ))

Imban:

Did it just flip out again

Serra: (( No ))

Imban:

Because I tried to flip it out

Adric Kain: (( No ))

Imban:

Good, fixed

Threden: (( What did you do this time?! ))

Imban: (( Broke it ))

Imban:

In any case, once you open the door, you see...

Imban:

This landing is covered with spiderwebs, and the floor under your feet is sticky. A trio of ettercaps shuffles around the room ahead of you, which has passages heading up and to the west, down and to the south, and north turning east.

Imban:

Also, Umbaglo gets hit in the face.

Forge: (( Ettercaps? ))

Adric Kain: (( They're like Spiderman ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Because he provoked an attack of opportunity, and got a spear in the nose! => 18 + 10 = 28

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 10 + 3 = 13

Azar Macan: (( ROLL NATURE TO DETERMINE WHAT THE WHELPS ARE ))

Forge: (( Ah, ok. I'm just not familiar with that name. ))

Threden:

Threden loses 13 hit points.

Faiz:

WH--

Serra:

"Well, that came out of nowhere."

Threden: (( Wouldn't the door open right into it?! ))

Serra: (( It might swing open to the other corner. ))

Faiz: (( Oh, good; more mobs that Umb and I won't be able to hit worth a damn. ))

Serra: (( Oh hey, the hero's here. Let's let him/her handle it! ))

Imban:

Also, a bunch of squares in this room are full of spiderwebs.

Azar Macan: (( looks like NOPE, SPIDERWEBBED ))

Forge: (( Just the ground, or roof to floor? ))

Imban: (( Roof to floor ))

Threden: (( Looks like a job for FIRE ))

Forge: (( Gotcha. ))

Imban: (( You can move through them as difficult terrain, but it takes an Acrobatics or Athletics check ))

Imban: (( Or deal with them. With fire. ))

Forge:

Azar, you serve the Sun, correct?

Ettercap Webspinner:

SCREE!

Faiz:

HOHO...

Forge:

Perhaps it would grant us a boon of flames.

Adric Kain:

This reminds me of the time I crashed a Drow's birthday celebration.

Imban: (( Initiative plz ))

Faiz the Grave Robber:

Initiative = 10       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 2

Azar Macan:

Sun VULCAN, but yes. I would like to be careful since...I think there's something OTHER than horrible spiders here.

Forge:

There are not enough women for this to be a Drow celebration.

Adric Kain:

roll 1d20+1 INITIATIONIZING TIME

* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 14 + 2 = 16

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 INITIATIONIZING TIME => 14 + 1 = 15

* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 => 16 + 3 = 19

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Initiate Combat!? => 14

* Forge rolls: 1d20+4 => 1 + 4 = 5

Azar Macan: (( mecha needs to actually roll ))

Threden: (( Teelus should have at least +1 ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Webspinner => 13 + 4 = 17

Faiz the Grave Robber: (( I love how I'm always smack in the middle of dice rolls. ))

Forge: (( Hey do we add half our level to initiative? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Adric Kain: (( I already did ))

Serra: (( Oh, I do. Forgot about that. ))

Forge: (( Ah, thought so. Ok mine is SIX. ))

Serra: (( Yeah, my total is actually 15. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Fang Guard => 14 + 6 = 20

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Fang Guard => 19 + 6 = 25

Azar Macan: (( so my encounter actually says fire and the eldritch blast is like...generic energy. would that even light it on fire? ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Scree!

Azar Macan: (( actually, what does that kit contain... ))

Threden: (( Torches ))

Forge: (( Hrm. Basic for the Webspinner, Steel Wind for the Fang Guards. ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

The fang guard pulls out a greataxe and slams it into Faiz!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Faiz's AC => 11 + 9 = 20

* Imban rolls: 1d12+5 => 10 + 5 = 15

Serra: (( Yay. So we've got bugmen wielding giant axes. ))

Faiz the Grave Robber:

Faiz the Grave Robber loses 15 hit points.

Forge: (( I gotta remember my basic is 3 easier to hit than my at-wills, but it hits AC ))

Faiz the Grave Robber:

OOF. AHAHA--!

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Scree!

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

The ettercap lunges and chomps on Threden!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. AC => 7 + 9 = 16

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Its fangs bounce off his armor!

Threden has received initiative.

Threden: (( Marking the Spinner and Guard 1, then attacking Guard 1 ))

Threden:

Engaging pests.

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 11   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Faiz the Grave Robber: (( ...what the, why did my HP change back to its L1 value ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Ettercap Fang Guard 1 loses 11 hit points.

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 4 hit points.

Ettercap Fang Guard 1: (( fix it? ))

Threden: (( Also, I get an unlisted +1 to to-hit if an ally is next to the target. Which doesn't matter here. ))

Faiz the Grave Robber: (( Yeah, I did. Current HP is fine, max was still 32 is all. ))

Forge: (( Actually I'm next to the Webspinner and Fleed is next to the Fang Guard ))

Threden: (( I more mean that the attack hit regardless. ))

Forge: (( Unless you mean the +1 doesn't make a difference ))

Forge: (( Aha, ok ))

Imban:

The Webspinner shifts away twice.

Imban:

It then spits a net at Threden as a minor action!

Threden: (( Twice AND through difficult?! Do we at least get two AOs? ))

Imban: (( Shifting, and no ))

Azar Macan: (( they're spiders, the webs somehow do nothing to them ))

Imban: (( move action to shift 1 square without AO, and ettercaps are immune to webs ))

Forge: (( This is probably a species gimmick ))

Serra: (( It can probably shift through its' own webs as normal terrain. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Reflex on 3den => 11 + 9 = 20

Imban:

Threden is tied up in webs and restrained! (save ends)

Imban: (( Restrained: Grants CA, immobilized, can't be forced to move, -2 to attacks ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( since I always forget, I can shoot through the party, right? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Imban: (( through enemies is at -2, through party is free ))

Faiz the Grave Robber: (( BURNING UP ))

Forge: (( BRAVE CHARGE! Tatakae Aaaaazaaaaar ))

Faiz the Grave Robber: (( Imban can we take these titles off because it is kind of annoying. ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Imban:

I was just being a silly

Azar Macan:

Hm, let

Azar Macan: (( KEYBARD ))

Azar Macan:

Hm, let's see how you like...

Faiz the Grave Robber: (( Silly kibburd. ))

Azar Macan:

*KA-CURSE on guard 1*

Forge: (( Faiz is somehow still a Grave Robber ))

Imban: (( Because he robbed a grave. Duh ))

Azar Macan: (( damnit, what was the way to mark these things easily. ))

Azar Macan: (( oh lol it is ))

Azar Macan: (( it was selected so it was covered ))

Azar Macan:

A TASTE OF THE SUN~

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Fire • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Implement CATCH THE SUN~ Attack = 7 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 11   Fire       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Azar Macan: (( OH FUCK YOU DICE ))

Imban:

That wouldn't have hit the broad side of a barn.

Azar Macan: (( but there' still webbings for ti to hit. :v ))

Forge: (( The Sun was too hot so it burned their tongue and they didn't actually taste it. ))

Imban: (( Indeed, that square of webbings burns up. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

* Adric Kain points his wand at the webspitter. You're looking a bit dumb, I think.

Adric Kain:

Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies. Attack = 10 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.

Adric Kain: (( Or not! ))

Imban:

It thinks YOU look a bit dumb.

Adric Kain: (( Well it's a jerk ))

Serra has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( fucking schala mk 2 ))

Forge: (( It's Kid ))

Serra:

"So we're fighting bug-people-things... Let's see how well their minds fry~"

Forge: (( /Chrono Cross joke ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust @ Webspinner, vs Will => 20 + 6 = 26

Adric Kain: (( Chrono Cross sux ))

Azar Macan: (( CRITICAL HIT ))

Serra: (( 14 damage~ ))

Imban: (( I'm pretty sure you take -2 for cover, but still. ))

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 14 hit points.

Forge: (( It's not THAT bad, but it's certainly a terrible followup to Trigger. ))

Forge: (( Also ~FAT CRITZ~ ))

Serra: (( It was pretty bad. ))

Faiz has received initiative.

* Faiz the Grave Robber rolls his shoulders and rumbles, taking a massive swing at the first guard!!

Faiz:

Crush Surge • Standard • Martial, Weapon TIME TO CATCH A RIDE!! Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Ettercap Fang Guard 1 loses 19 hit points.

Faiz: (( SLOW THEM BROS ))

Faiz: (( Markin' adjacent and ending. ))

Forge has received initiative.

* Forge cracks his knuckle, and punches the ground at his feet.

Forge:

DEYAAAA!

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 13 vs. Ref       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5

Imban:

Not quite

Forge: (( Does it do anything to webs? ))

Imban: (( Probably not. ))

Forge: (( Fair enough! End of turn. ))

Imban:

Guard 2 hacks at Faiz with its greataxe!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 HACK => 17 + 9 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d12+5 => 4 + 5 = 9

Faiz:

Faiz loses 9 hit points.

Imban:

It then shifts backwards.

* Faiz OBJECTION SURFS

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

Imban:

Fang Guard 1 shifts.

Imban:

It then clobbers 5s with its axe.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 penalty due to mark :( => 2 + 7 = 9

Imban:

It misses horribly, and provokes Umb's wrath!

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Forge: (( OBJECTION ))

Faiz: (( HERE COMES A NEW PUNISHMENT ))

Adric Kain: (( How does sliding work in conjunction with the webs? ))

Threden: (( I use Warden's Grasp, which lets me slide it 1 square, slows it, and it can't shift until the end of it's turn. Which it did anyway. ))

Imban: (( Count as 2 squares, unless it's an ettercap, then it counts as 1 ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok ))

Forge: (( Ah, so we can slide them through the webs like it's normal ))

Threden has received initiative.

Imban: (( Threden, you are suffering a BAD STATISTIC and can't move. ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20 => 10

Threden: (( Not anymore? ))

Imban: (( Not anymore. How do you roll at turn start, Warforged trick? ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes ))

Threden: (( Warden. Font of Life. ))

Imban: (( Aha ))

Threden: (( I get a save at the start and end of my turn. ))

Threden: (( Marking both Guards, then attacking #1 ))

Threden:

Eliminating obstacles.

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 7   Lightning       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Imban:

A tragic miss ;.;

Imban: (( Mark on the Spinner wears off. ))

Imban:

The webspinner takes a bite out of Faiz!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC, combat advantage => 20 + 12 = 32

Faiz:

Faiz loses 9 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( That's bad ))

Serra: (( Oww. ))

Forge: (( MEDIC ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude, combat advantage => 17 + 10 = 27

Imban:

Faiz is poisoned and suffering ongoing 5 poison (save ends!)

Azar Macan: (( what is with this campaign and asshole creatures ))

Forge: (( Welcome to D&D, every creature is an asshole. ))

Adric Kain: (( This is asshole dice rolls ))

Threden: (( WELCOME TO DIE ))

Azar Macan: (( well, as a a result of, but these things have like +9 to hit. ))

Forge: (( WELCOME TO DI(c)E ))

Imban:

It then shifts away and spits a stunweb at Faiz.

Faiz: (( Do saves get the half-level bonus? CBLoader is being a jerk right now. I forget. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Reflex => 14 + 9 = 23

Serra: (( What the heck. ))

Imban: (( Faiz is also Restrained (save ends)! ))

Azar Macan: (( yes, they all get +1 ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Faiz: (( --oh fucking come on ))

Azar Macan:

These creatures seem unnatrutally able to hit! But for now...

Azar Macan:

*Azar lifts a hand crackling with bright energy*

Azar Macan:

THIS!

Azar Macan:

*Azar shoots the bolt at guard 1!*

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 13 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4

Forge:

They are certainly more annoying in their short appearance than the sum of the hobgoblins we have faced thus far.

Imban:

A tragic miss

Azar Macan: (( FUCK YOUUUU ))

Serra: (( INTERRUPTION ))

Forge:

At least they do not proclaim their adoration for the Red Hand.

* Serra uses Adept's Insight! Add 1 to that roll.

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Ettercap Fang Guard 1 loses 6 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Ettercap Fang Guard 1 loses 3 hit points.

Azar Macan:

Thank you for the assist!

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Serra:

"No problem~"

Forge: (( healfleedhealfleedhealfleed ))

Adric Kain:

Faiz, pick yourself up!

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant.. Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.

Imban: (( Note: You can't slide him due to webbing. ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))

Forge: (( Does that let you slide your ally or is that a typo? ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 13 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Ally ))

Serra: (( Target is the ally. ))

Forge: (( Huh, weird. ))

Imban: (( it lets you get him out of the bad stuff ))

Imban: (( that's not weird ))

Adric Kain:

And you are the ugliest, most pathetic drowfucking web-walking creature I've ever seen (to Guard 1)

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 8   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Forge: (( It's just weird that a healing power would also slide your ally ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Ettercap Fang Guard 1 loses 8 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Chessmaster. I feel bad for not using the slide more ))

Serra has received initiative.

Serra:

"Okay, time to fry you for good, bug-brain!"

Forge: (( BRB, getting another bowl of ghu... goul... ghou.. dinner. ))

Imban: (( Ghoul. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust @ Guard 1, vs Will => 17 + 6 = 23

Adric Kain: (( Goulash ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 8 + 4 = 12

Ettercap Fang Guard 1:

Ettercap Fang Guard 1 loses 12 hit points.

Threden: (( Ghoul Ash. ))

Imban:

The guard chitters and dies, falling over with its legs and arms twitching above it.

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 21       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 1

Azar Macan: (( also not teleporting ))

Faiz: (( No longer poisoned. ))

Imban: (( Okay, you're still webbing'd though ))

Azar Macan: (( what about the webbings? ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, I know. I can't Font that though, it only works on one. ))

Serra: (( Separate throw for the webs. ))

Azar Macan: (( ah. ))

Threden: (( Can only make one save for Font. There is a feat for clearing two, though. ))

Imban: (( That said, I wonder what you plan on doing on your turn now. ))

Faiz:

EXCEED SHIFT • Minor • Healing READY!! Effect: TIGER MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.

Forge: (( That. ))

* Faiz cracks his knuckles and stares at the webspinner. "AHAHA~"

Faiz: (( END OF TURN GRITTIN' ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 21       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 1

Imban: (( ...welp! ))

Forge: (( You are the saviest. ))

Forge has received initiative.

Serra: (( Yeesh, a pair of nat 20s on consecutive saves. ))

Threden: (( A natural 20 should clearly save against everything. ))

* Forge tries again, with the ground punching!

Forge:

WUCHA!!

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 10 vs. Ref       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5

Imban: (( Amusingly, Umb, in one of the 4e previews it *did*, but they seemed to get rid of that. ))

Threden: (( Lawl ))

Faiz: (( Had to check my macro just in case I'd accidentally put in AttackRoll = 20, but... nope, they're valid rolls. ))

Forge: (( Welp! Turn end. ))

Faiz: (( FAIZ IS STRONGEST THERE IS. ))

Imban:

Lavos eats the corpse.

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz: (( oh god do I really ))

Imban: (( no ))

Threden: (( Also, actually. ))

Imban: (( no you don't. ))

Faiz: (( FIX YOUR DUMBS ))

Imban: (( It happens when I remove tokens. ))

Imban: (( Can't REALLY help it ))

Threden: (( PHB1 seems to say there's no bonus from level to a save. ))

Imban: (( And no, there isn't ))

Imban: (( Saves are unmodified ))

Azar Macan: (( that's now what character builder did... ))

Azar Macan: (( not* ))

Imban: (( Anyway, I honestly get nothing except tears out of having the Fang Guard move before the Webspinner, so he doesn't* ))

Serra: (( Charbuilder is silly then. ))

Adric Kain: (( That makes sense. Otherwise by level 18 you would make all saves ever ))

Threden: (( CharBuilder doesn't give me a +1 ))

Threden has received initiative.

Threden: (( Refreshing mark on the guard, then attacking it. ))

Threden:

Squashing bug.

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 5   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Imban:

Bug not squashed.

Azar Macan: (( I just opened the vanilla charbuilder and leveled up a character and it did. ))

Imban: (( you definitely don't and the charbuilder is decepting you. ))

Threden: (( Maybe it does in 3e, but the web 4e one doesn't... ))

Threden: (( Poison would be considered an ongoing damage, right? ))

Imban: (( Yes? ))

Imban: (( Ongiong poison is ongiong damage ))

Imban:

The webspinner spits a stunweb at Threden!

Forge: (( Poison is sort of the definition of ongoing damage, yes ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Reflex => 16 + 9 = 25

Imban:

The webspinner spits a huge cloud of webs!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Reflex => 16 + 9 = 25

Faiz: (( oh for god's SAKE ))

Imban:

Faiz and Threden are Immobilized (save ends)!

Imban: (( (Threden is also Restrained (save ends)) ))

Adric Kain:

Not going to say it.

Faiz: (( This is getting like, Extra Stupid Fuck You dumb. ))

Adric Kain:

I want to say it but I'm not going to say it.

Imban:

The fang guard takes a bite out of Threden AND crime!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 13 + 11 = 24

* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 3 + 4 = 7

Threden:

Threden loses 7 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Fortitude => 8 + 9 = 17

Imban:

Threden is stunned 1 turn and suffering ongoing 5 poison (Save ends!)

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Serra: (( ...How does a robot get poisoned anyways? ))

Imban: (( with the toxic ))

Azar Macan: (( the character sheet for charbuilder lists the fort/res/will as 10 + 1/2 level ))

Faiz: (( Scraplets. ))

Adric Kain: (( Computer virus ))

Imban: (( those are defenses, not saving throws, Azar ))

Forge: (( DAMN YOU I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT ))

Adric Kain: (( Wait did Fleed just reference Transformers Prime? ))

* Forge shoves Mecha's head into a toilet

Azar Macan: (( ...OH WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT. ))

Imban: (( Yes! ))

Imban: (( But yeah, 3den is suffering... 3 different (save ends) badstats, and one 1-turn badstat ))

Imban: (( So he has the toxic. ))

Azar Macan: (( oh it's my turn ))

Imban: (( ja ))

Faiz: (( This is almost as bad as the bear but not quite, I hope to god we get like... 2000 XP from these assholes alone because fuck them so much. ))

Serra: (( Yes, in 4e fort/ref/will are defenses, just like AC. There's only one type of saving throw and unless you're a bawss or badstatted by a wizard it's going to stay constant. ))

Azar Macan:

These things only get more horrible the longer this goes on!

Azar Macan:

So you're next!

Azar Macan:

*Azar points at the remaining guard!*

Forge: (( Curse someoooooone ))

Azar Macan: (( I just did ))

Forge: (( Good then! ))

Azar Macan: (( hm, would...moving down and to the left count as being three squares away from where I started? ))

Imban: (( 2 ))

Adric Kain: (( Move down three ))

Azar Macan: (( I probably can't save us webbings. ))

Forge: (( Just straight square movement, not the SRW style ))

Azar Macan: (( well, I have a feature that cares if I'm moved three from where I start. ))

Azar Macan: (( anyways ))

Imban: (( Clearly you should run into the webs ))

Forge: (( You can move next to me ))

Imban: (( that's 2 ))

Forge: (( Or into the far corner. ))

Adric Kain: (( That's still 2 ))

Azar Macan: (( that's what I was saying to do. ))

Forge: (( Not if he goes the long way round. ))

Imban: (( I'm going to suggest that running in place doesn't count ))

Azar Macan: (( I don't think that works :v ))

Threden: (( If it is "3 squares from start", then finnicking that won't count. ))

Adric Kain: (( Just move next to faiz ))

Faiz: (( "Hold on, I'll go get the manager. *puts on different name tag*" ))

Azar Macan: (( 'On your turn, if you move at least 3 squares away from where you started your turn, you gain concealment until the end of your next turn.. ' ))

Imban: (( yeah, you need to go into the webs ))

Adric Kain: (( So move next to Faiz ))

Imban: (( if you want that. ))

Threden: (( Yeah, in order do that you must move into a web. ))

Adric Kain: (( You'll be concealed ))

Azar Macan: (( the webbing would own me hard. I have like +1 acro/ath ))

Serra: (( You can just go through by eating 2 movement to get out. ))

Forge: (( You can delay your turn until I go and I can move ))

Azar Macan:

*a crackling bolt of glowing energy fires at the guard from Azar's hand!*

Forge: (( Nothing really changes for you, no enemies go between us ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 6 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4

Imban: (( Forge is only 2 away. ))

Azar Macan: (( ARE YOU SERIOUS ))

Forge: (( I am 3. ))

Imban:

Anyway, terrible miss. And no you're not

Serra: (( He is 2. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Forge: (( I'm 3. He can't move through the wall. ))

Azar Macan: (( Fleed and the enemies hate all the good rolls, goddamnit. ))

Forge: (( the doorway kinda implies you go through it ))

* Adric Kain tosses a ball of colors at the guard. "Here boy, look at the pretty ball! Look at it!"

Adric Kain:

Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it. Attack = 17 vs. Will       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 10   Radiantl       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Serra: (( He can move diagonally through it. It's 2. ))

Forge: (( That is dumb. ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 10 hit points.

Imban: (( radiantl, eh ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes. It causes Ettercaps to die instantly ))

Imban: (( And I honestly forget what dazing does... ))

Faiz: (( It's the opposite of necrogtic. ))

Imban: (( oh, single actions and grants combat advantage ))

Imban: (( sure ))

Threden: (( You... yeah. ))

Serra has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

"Good spider monster. Good boy!"

* Serra steeeeeps a little bit to her left...

Adric Kain:

Go kill it guys.

* Serra glares at that accursed webspinner waaaaaaaaaay back in the back...

Forge: (( I think you mean to jump to the left ))

Imban:

It glares back at you and chitters!

Azar Macan: (( don't you dare set a mote ))

Serra:

"No more of these shenanigans out of you!"

Adric Kain: (( Why? It's not like we can move near it Anyway ))

Forge is disconnected.

Forge is disconnected.

Azar Macan: (( it could also easilt gtfo ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dishearten (augment 2) @ Webspinner, vs Will => 13 + 6 = 19

Imban: (( Forge was unforged! ))

* Tilus rolls: 2d6+4 Damage, -3 penalty to attack rolls, can't make OAs until end of my next turn => 4 + 4 = 8

Serra: (( Seriously? ))

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 8 hit points.

Faiz has received initiative.

Forge has connected.

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 11       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 0

* Faiz angries the webs off of him.

Imban:

You're no longer immobile.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.

Forge: (( Well that was weird. ))

* Faiz also angries himself healthier.

Imban:

Or bloodied!

* Faiz also angries himself INFURIATED.

Faiz:

Aggressor • Free • Martial, Weapon HAHA! Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.

Faiz:

Armor Impact • Standard • Primal, Weapon ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 8 hit points.

Imban: (( exceed shift is +3, right? ))

Faiz:

(actually that should be +4)

Azar Macan: (( wow, Imban remembered Faiz had +4 damage? ))

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 1 hit points.

Imban: (( nope! ))

Imban: (( thought it was +3 ))

Faiz: (( To be fair it was +3 until this session anyway. ))

Forge has received initiative.

Forge:

Accursed creatures!

* Forge tries for another ground pound, growing more agitated at his lack of success.

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 10 vs. Ref       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5

Forge: (( Jesus. ))

Imban:

Lack of success.

Forge: (( Turn end ))

Threden has received initiative.

Imban: (( Threden, you have NONE OF THE GOOD STATS. ))

Threden: (( Ok, I have what badstats again? ))

Imban: (( Stunned 1 round, immobilized (save ends), restrained (save ends), poisoned 5 (save ends) ))

Threden: (( Ok, so I can't attack, but I can still get my saves? ))

Imban: (( You can't take actions, but saves aren't actions usually ))

Imban: (( unless you use a power that takes an action ))

Forge: (( He can't even take Minors? ))

Imban: (( nope ))

Serra: (( major bummer ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 Save vs Poison => 7 + 2 = 9

Threden:

Threden loses 5 hit points.

* Threden rolls: 1d20 Save vs Restrained => 11

Imban:

You are now only immobilized and poisoned.

Serra: (( You don't save against everything at the end of your turn? ))

Imban: (( yuo do. ))

Imban: (( I'm just waiting for him to roll those ))

Threden: (( Oh, ok. Thought it was only one. ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 vs Poison again => 2 + 2 = 4

Imban:

You are still poisoned.

* Threden rolls: 1d20 vs Immob => 17

Imban:

You are not immobilized.

Threden: (( In that case I would have tried ot save vs Stun and then attack, I guess. ))

Imban: (( can't save vs. stun ))

Imban: (( it's a 1-rounder ))

Threden: (( At all? Font mentions vs. stun as a specifc one... ))

Imban: (( Sure, if it's stun (save ends) ))

Threden: (( Ok. ))

Imban: (( Huh, what badstat *is* on the fang guard ))

Imban: (( I forget ))

Threden: (( Curse for sure. ))

Adric Kain: (( Daze ))

Imban: (( oh right, da da daze ))

Azar Macan: (( my curse is the orange box ))

Imban:

Webspinner shifts away from Faiz, spits a stunweb at him

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 too bad I'm badstatted and my accuracy is bad => 2 + 4 = 6

Imban:

Yeah that was terrible, he pokes Faiz with his spear anyway

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 POKE POKE => 14 + 6 = 20

Azar Macan: (( it has reach 2? ))

Adric Kain: (( Hold it! ))

Serra: (( Some spears do have reach, yes ))

Forge: (( It's a spear ))

Imban: (( holds it ))

Adric Kain: (( Virtue of cunning on the first miss ))

Adric Kain: (( Which lets me slide Faiz 1 sqaure ))

Imban: (( ...does that *do* anything, or do I just poke him from adjacent? ))

Imban: (( ...ok, I poke him from adjacent... ))

Serra: (( Gets faiz back up in the spinnahz's face? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d12+5 poke! => 12 + 5 = 17

Adric Kain: (( I could technically slide him out of range but that would be cheating ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 17 hit points.

Faiz:

Faiz loses 17 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Or Faiz can die ))

Imban: (( dunno why it didn't go through the first time. ))

Imban: (( anyway, you can slide him I guess? ))

Faiz: (( sigh ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 Also if I get a 6, I recharge the gigaweb => 6

Imban: (( oh fun ))

Faiz: (( FUCKING GOD DAMN ))

Imban:

Suffering from dadadaze, the other ettercap... just axes Threden in the face.

Serra: (( We haven't even met the solo yet, either ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Let me ax you a question. => 8 + 9 = 17

Imban:

It misses

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan:

This time, with more feeling!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 16 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 12 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 3 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( yaayyyy ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Keep yourself up Faiz!

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant.. Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.

Adric Kain: (( Fleed should totally heal ))

* Adric Kain points his wand at the Webspinner. "Boom"

Faiz: (( Yeah, I'm just distracted at the moment trying to reinstall my creator. ))

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 13 hit points.

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 4 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Free attack Faiz ))

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon SWORD TO THE FACE! Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 13 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( And ACTION POINT ))

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 4 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( what did the action point do, damage them again? ))

Serra: (( Get another standard ))

Imban: (( no, gives him an extra action ))

Adric Kain: (( No, I get another attack ))

Imban: (( I just forgot, you know, Fleed's +damage ))

Forge: (( The extra damage was from Fleed, yeah ))

Faiz: (( I wish there was a way to make my macros detect Exceed and apply accordingly. ))

Forge: (( He's riding the tiger ))

Azar Macan: (( oh yeahhh ))

Adric Kain:

And now you skittering sack of crap, you're going to roll over and die a terrible, horrible death, where you will be forgotten to the ages with barely a footnote in the book!

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 7 vs. Will       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Forge: (( Copy the macro, make new macro, add it as bonus damage ))

Adric Kain: (( Or I can roll a 1 ))

Imban:

Or you can roll a 1.

Azar Macan: (( *sadtrombone* ))

Threden: (( Adric insults himself instead. ))

Imban: (( and not enough damage to kill him anyway. ))

Serra has received initiative.

Imban: (( who DID daze the stupid spider, anyway, Adric? ))

Adric Kain: (( Me, it's undazed ))

Forge: (( Yeah ))

Imban: (( thought so ))

Adric Kain:

Serra, finish it off.

Serra:

"Alright, time to end your web spinning ways, foul bug!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust @ Spinnahz, vs Will => 15 + 6 = 21

* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 4 + 4 = 8

Ettercap Webspinner:

Ettercap Webspinner loses 8 hit points.

Serra:

"It has been finished~"

Imban:

It flops against the webs and twitches, dead.

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.

* Faiz charges off to CRUSH THE OFFENDER.

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon DEATH BY RAMPAGE! Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4

Imban:

Not totally.

Forge has received initiative.

Forge: (( Also Charge makes you go to the nearest adjacent square. Which would be webtown. ))

Imban: (( move then charge ))

Imban: (( he can do it. ))

Forge: (( And what exactly does standing in the web do? ))

Adric Kain: (( Makes it hard to move out ))

Imban: (( Takes 2 squares to move into, also you have to roll Athletics or Acrobatics ))

Serra: (( Remember, if the bear can screw us over with it, we can do it too. ))

* Forge grunts in frustration.

Forge:

This has gotten stupid.

Imban: (( To be fair, I think Fleed's actual move -> charge would have had to be uh ))

Imban: (( but still, eh ))

* Forge punches at the spiderthing in its face.

Imban: (( it was legal! ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5

Imban: (( also Athletics check, Fleed. ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, just pretend I did that, but it's not like it matters that much. ))

Imban: (( er, 4ge. ))

* Forge rolls: 1d20+8 => 15 + 8 = 23

Imban:

Well since you didn't roll a 1 you're fine.

Threden has received initiative.

Forge: (( Action point. ))

Imban: (( Oh ok ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5

Forge: (( BITCH. ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 8 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( flurry ))

Forge: (( And another 5 in your spider balls. Flurry. ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 5 hit points.

Imban: (( Threden, you are still in the toxic! ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 Save vs Poison => 12 + 2 = 14

Imban: (( Now you aren't! ))

Threden:

Systems reactivated.

Threden: (( Marking ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 8 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 11   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Imban:

Nooooooooo.

Threden:

Targeting systems require recalibration.

Imban:

The ettercap attempts to recalibrate your eyes. With its axe.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Hack hack => 3 + 9 = 12

Imban:

It... uh. Doesn't.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Forge:

This room has swiftly lost all of its charm. I am growing in favor of setting the entire area ablaze.

Azar Macan:

*Azar moves to reposition himself for later*

Faiz:

IF THE CEILING DOESN'T MYSTERIOUSLY COLLAPSE FIRST.

Azar Macan:

Ok, you stupid bug. It's time you go back to whatever dank pit spawned you!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 25 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 14 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 2

Forge: (( You know, since these things can't talk we can't even be sure these things are with the Red Hand at all. I just sorta thought of that. ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 2 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( DAMNIT. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Azar Macan:

Finish it off, Ardic!

Imban: (( On the other hand, they did react to you stepping through the door by stabbing you. ))

Adric Kain:

Sure!

* Adric Kain point wand. Boom.

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Forge: (( Yes but for all we know they could just be crazy spider monsters living in this room! ))

Imban: (( So even if they're not explicitly with the Red Hand (and they're not, if you notice their token border), you still need to boom them! ))

Ettercap Fang Guard 2:

Ettercap Fang Guard 2 loses 4 hit points.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

* Forge stomps the spider a few times once it falls over.

Azar Macan:

VULCAN STEP~

Imban:

All of the webs crumble to dust as the Ettercaps die. In the face.

Faiz: (( I'm going to assume that given Exceed Shift's nature, I could technically just regen to Not Bloodied at the end of an encounter~? ))

Serra: (( Aww, I didn't quite get to go 3 for 3 on killing blows. ))

Azar Macan:

Oh, well. that made that flashy, but useless.

Imban: (( Yes ))

Adric Kain:

Bravo!

Imban:

There is a corpse of a guy lying at the southeast corner of the room. He looks to have died painfully of stunning, webbing, poison, and axes.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.

Imban:

You're pretty sure he was one of the civilians from the town, Kartenix.

Adric Kain:

....Well, not for all of us.

* Forge stomps towards the stairs angrily and has a look up.. or down.. whatever direction they go

Imban:

On the other hand, he has a bag of loot next to him.

Azar Macan:

Oh dear. This is probably one of the people we were supossed to help.

Serra:

"It... probably was."

Adric Kain:

At the very least he has been avenged.

Serra: (( Alas, I'm not L... 7 was it? and don't yet have raise dead. ))

Adric Kain: (( It's 7 yeah ))

Azar Macan:

We should take anything identifiable on him so they know of his fate.

Adric Kain: (( Or maybe 8 ))

Threden:

This is... unfortunate.

Imban:

Down the stairs seems to be another tomb, from the little Forge can see from up there.

Serra:

"So I guess we didn't get to one in time..."

Faiz:

ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF THE SPIDERS.

Azar Macan:

Why don't I go down there and take a peek?

Threden: (( Do I still have a badstat? ))

Imban: (( No. ))

Imban: (( Just bloodied ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 18 hit points.

Forge:

We can hold a contest to see who can kill more. When the Warforged culture takes root, we will have to dedicate a holiday to exterminating spiders.

Imban:

The bag of loot next to the dead guy has some Loot in it, as well as some strange, magical dust.

Imban:

You recognize it as 100 gp worth of residuum.

Serra:

"So does that holiday come before or after the bare-fisted bear brawl day?"

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 20 hit points.

Faiz:

IT CAN BE A WEEK OF FESTIVITIES.

Adric Kain:

I think the Dwarves already have something similar to that.

Forge:

National Bearbecue Day comes before this particular holiday.

Adric Kain:

Only they add alcohol into the mix

* Faiz rumbles and takes a look over to the bag. "SO, UH..."

Imban:

If Azar wants to sneak into the next room and look around, he can. With whatever sneaking method he deems best.

Serra:

"Residuum, huh..."

* Serra looks at the corpse. Can she judge how long it's been dead?

Azar Macan: (( well, I can get +12 to stealth ))

Imban:

About a day. It seems to have been nibbled at.

* Azar rolls: 1d20+12 SUPERIOR SNEAK => 5 + 12 = 17

Imban: (( Azar, make a Perception check ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+1 => 8 + 1 = 9

Azar Macan: (( ahaha I'm going to hurt aren't I. ))

Imban:

The next room certainly doesn't have anyone in it.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 => 9 + 2 = 11

* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 => 4 + 2 = 6

Threden: (( CERTAINLY DOES NOT ))

Imban:

Nope, not at all.

Serra:

"Oh, he hasn't been dead long. If we clear out this place quickly enough, we should be able to take him back to town and resurrect him - the residuum will go a long way to paying the revival fees."

Adric Kain:

I suppose. I think I'll keep him dead in the book though.

Azar Macan: (( didn't one of those fail versus my percetption? ))

Imban: (( Those were their attempts to perceive YOU. ))

Adric Kain:

Being able to revive the dead is quite undramatic after all.

Azar Macan: (( ohhh. ))

Faiz:

WHY US SPEND MONEY ON HIM?

Azar Macan:

It doesn't *appear* to have anyone in it. But consdiering we've run into hiding things before...

Forge:

Technically it is his to begin with.

Threden:

We shall defeat anything in our way.

Faiz:

--AH.

Serra:

"Well, for now let's leave him be, and continue on."

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 NIN. => 1 + 11 = 12

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 ...JA? => Invalid expression: 1d20+11 ...JA?.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 JA => 13 + 11 = 24

Imban: (( ...so hey everyone roll Perception ))

Faiz: (( Dude ninjas so bad that he becomes visible via EXPLODING INTO FIRE. ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5

Faiz:

Perception = 12       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Ara ara ufufu? => 10 + 1 = 11

Serra: (( Alas I can't even see the failgnome :\ ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+1 => 11 + 1 = 12

* Forge rolls: 1d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24

Azar Macan: (( can I roll stealth again from moving down here? ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+7 I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW => 11 + 7 = 18

Imban: (( I'd rather you didn't. ))

Imban: (( they also didn't see you, so ))

Forge: (( I see EVERYTHING. ))

Azar Macan: (( ahhh okay ))

Faiz: (( OBJECTS PERCIEVED BY WARFORGED ARE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR. ))

Imban:

Azar is clearly a buffoon, Forge can see two goddamn gnomes here just fine.

Imban:

Threden and Faiz can only see the south one.

Forge:

I believe the sun has begun to damage your eyes, Azar.

Imban: (( oh, Adric too ))

Faiz:

...IS HE HOLDING UP A FLORAL BLANKET TO THE WALL...?

Adric Kain:

Looks like.

Azar Macan: (( so bah I'm going to change something since I haven't really super used it for next time. ))

Gnome Skulk 1:

...FOR THE RED HAND.

Imban: (( Initiative >_> ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 12 + 2 = 14

Adric Kain:

Oh I missed that.

Faiz:

Initiative = 4       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 2

* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15

Forge:

I believe that is my claim for the bet?

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Go go init! => 12 + 1 = 13

* Forge rolls: 1d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 IT'S INITION TIME! => 3 + 1 = 4

Faiz: (( Welcome to the Awful Rolls Club, Mechperson. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Nin nin! => 18 + 8 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Nin nin! => 12 + 8 = 20

Threden:

Observation: Red Hand threats getting old.

Adric Kain: (( Do I get a free coupon to Dairy Queen? ))

Forge:

At this point I believe I prefer these bufoons to spiders.

Serra: (( I think I was the one who called "on sight". ))

Adric Kain:

That was quite the sticky situation we were in just now.

Forge: (( I said before they take action! ))

Forge:

Auditory error. Was that meant to be a "pun"?

Faiz:

I THINK SO...

Imban:

While you debate over it, the terrible-rolling gnome shifts upward and fires his hand crossbow at Serra.

Adric Kain:

Yep. I'd been holding it back since about the time Faiz and Threden got spewed with the big web

Azar Macan:

*Azar just shakes his head*

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Twang => 16 + 7 = 23

* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6+3 => 5 + 5 + 3 = 13

Serra:

Serra loses 13 hit points.

Forge:

I would recommend not pursuing a career as a jester.

Serra:

"Wha, oww!"

Serra:

"That came out of nowhere!"

Imban:

Huh. The top door seems to have opened on its own. Of course Forge sees that someone just pushed it open.

Imban:

Also Threden gets shot in the face.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Twang! => 8 + 9 = 17

Forge: (( I can physically see him? ))

Adric Kain:

I'd never be a jester. Those outfits are stupid.

Imban: (( Yes. And in fact, only you still can. ))

Imban: (( Despite how an arrow just shot at 3den ))

Threden: (( Threden catches the arrow in the air ))

Forge: (( Ok, just checking ))

Imban: (( *shift* ))

Threden has received initiative.

Imban:

...huh. The air in the middle of the room starts to shimmer.

Threden:

Engaging targets.

Azar Macan: (( oh god what ))

Serra: (( THE CLAW ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh shit we just walked into a cutscnee ))

Adric Kain: (( cutscene ))

Serra:

"I wonder if this is the 'red hand' all those losers are talking about?"

Adric Kain:

It would be ironic

Imban:

Two human-sized scorpions that seem to be made out of hardened lava appear in the center of the room!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16

Faiz:

...WHAT?

Threden has received initiative.

Serra:

"Of course only dealing with a couple of gnomes would be too easy."

Imban:

One of them dashes forward before Threden can move!

Imban:

It lunges at Forge!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Lunge vs. AC => 8 + 8 = 16

Imban:

It misses!

Threden has received initiative.

Forge:

Hup!

* Forge moves to the side

Imban: (( And now it's 3den's proper turn. ))

Threden: (( Marking THE CLAW and then attacking it ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Imban:

It seems to be grounded already.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan:

*Azar points to his eyes with two of his fingers, and then points them at the Lavascorpion, unleashing a sudden blast of energy!*

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 7 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4

Imban:

The sun has nothing on the lava.

Azar Macan: (( hurk even with CA that misses ))

Serra has received initiative.

Serra:

"That hurt, you little brat! Here, eat a revenge blast!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Skulk 1, vs Will => 15 + 6 = 21

* Tilus rolls: 2d10+4 Damage, takes -3 penalty to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 6 + 4 = 10

Gnome Skulk 1:

Gnome Skulk 1 loses 10 hit points.

Forge has received initiative.

Forge:

I am not in the mood for toying with my enemy today.

* Forge hunches down.

Forge:

Hissatsu...

Forge:

CHOUKYUU! HAOU! DENEIDAAAAAN!!

Forge:

Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic Choukyuu Haou Deneidan Attack = 15 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5

Magma Claw 2:

Magma Claw 2 loses 14 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( FUCKING AWESOME ))

Imban: (( 3 more damrolls ))

Forge: (( Damage or hit? ))

Adric Kain: (( Damag ))

Imban: (( damage ))

Faiz: (( Clearly Forge bounced off the first gnome and into the second. ))

* Forge rolls: 2d6+5 => 9 + 5 = 14

* Forge rolls: 2d6+5 => 9 + 5 = 14

Gnome Skulk 1:

Gnome Skulk 1 loses 14 hit points.

* Forge rolls: 2d6+5 => 5 + 5 = 10

Adric Kain: (( That's amusing ))

Magma Claw 1:

Magma Claw 1 loses 10 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( Good show! ))

* Forge spins through the room as a ball of Warforged, landing next to the Gnome who thought himself hidden.

* Forge glares down at him.

Magma Claw 1:

Magma Claw 1 loses 4 hit points.

Forge:

You will die first.

Gnome Skulk 2:

Gnome Skulk 2 loses 10 hit points.

Forge: (( He takes 5 more, Flurry. ))

Gnome Skulk 2:

Gnome Skulk 2 loses 5 hit points.

* Forge punches him in the gut for good measure.

Imban:

The magmaclaw breaks off looking hungrily at the gnome next to it and turns towards Forge.

Forge: (( That's all shifting by the way ))

Imban:

It raises its claw and throws a ball of lava at him!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 vs. Forge's Reflex => 5 + 5 = 10

Imban:

It then skitters over next to him.

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

* Forge steps to the side as the attack comes in, still glaring at the gnome.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Hmm...well they seem to have the scorpions handled...

* Faiz meanwhile kicks a slab of rock up in the weird scorpion's face and dances around it to behind~

* Adric Kain points wand at the Gnome Skul. "You, stumble around like a moron."

Adric Kain:

(Skulk 1 even)

Adric Kain:

Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies. Attack = 19 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.

Gnome Skulk 1:

Gnome Skulk 1 loses 9 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Faiz free hit ))

Faiz: (( Yes, up therNO ._. ))

Faiz: (( Oh, well. ))

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon SWORD TO THE FACE! Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4

Gnome Skulk 1:

Gnome Skulk 1 loses 5 hit points.

Faiz: (( NOW I CAN YELL AT YOU ))

Adric Kain: (( Nope ))

Faiz: (( Oh. ))

Adric Kain: (( Serra debuffed it ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Imban:

The poor gnome dies horribly. In the face.

* Faiz rocksurfs up a little bit and SUPERSLAMS the ground with his greatsword!!

Faiz:

Armor Impact • Standard • Primal, Weapon ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ. Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.

Faiz: (( whoops ))

Faiz:

Shockwave • Standard • Primal, Weapon, Zone IMPACT!! Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.

Imban:

You sadly miss twice.

Faiz: (( Markin' unmarked, done. ))

Imban:

CHOMP!

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Imban: (( what no he doesn't adric wasn't even anywhere near that go away ))

Adric Kain: (( FREE TURNS ARE FUNJ ))

Imban:

The remaining gnome shifts behind Forge and hits him in the face with a war pick!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 SHANK vs. AC => 17 + 9 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+3 => 6 + 3 + 3 = 12

Forge:

Forge loses 12 hit points.

Faiz: (( ...right, combat advantage doesn't get granted for area-effect, does it ))

Forge:

You are trying my patience.

Imban:

The magmaclaw rakes Faiz with its scorpionlike claw!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. AC => 6 + 9 = 15

Imban:

It sucks.

Threden has received initiative.

Faiz:

HAHA. I LIVE IN THE DESERT, YOU THINK I CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HEAT?

Threden: (( I refresh the mark, then attack. ))

Forge: (( Wait, did Threden mark Magma Claw 1, or did Faiz do that? ))

Faiz: (( I marked 1. ))

Imban: (( 5s did. ))

Forge: (( 2 I mean, sorry ))

Forge: (( The one next to Threden ))

Imban: (( 2 was marked by Threden, then Faiz, now Threden again ))

Faiz: (( ...Yeah, so actually Umb gets to punch the scorpion, doesn't he. ))

Imban: (( No. ))

Imban: (( ... ))

Forge: (( Fleed specified marking unmarked ))

Imban: (( oh wait I'm retarded that was the wrong magmaclaw! ))

Faiz: (( I specifically refused to mark 2~ ))

Forge: (( Which would be 2 ))

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Forge: (( Er, 1 ))