Faiz has connected.
Forge has connected.
Imban has connected.
Threden has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Imban: So hey.
Mechalomaniac: Hi
Threden: Hi
Serra: (( so hi. ))
Forge: Words
Imban: Last time on SC4e some shit happened and I want to beat my head off a wall let's just fucking kill things
Mechalomaniac: Awesome
Serra: (( Yay violence! ))
Imban: You haven't been to rooms 4 or 9 yet and I guess you can fling yourself down a pit to your death in Japan too
Forge: THIS IS A PARODY OFFICIAL RELEASE SUPPORT AKIRA TORIYAMA
* Tilus rolls: 1d2 1 is go 4, 2 is go 9 => 2
Adric Kain: Onward!
Forge: (( Hrm it all kinda loops back in on itself doesn't it. ))
* Forge rolls: 1d2 => 1
* Serra points forward, further down the hallway. "Hey, let's go that way."
Forge: It seems as good a direction as any.
Threden: Do you require assistance in clearing the obstacle?
Faiz: HMM.
Serra: "Hmm, I think I felt adventurous enough swinging over the last pit. Yeah, I'll accept your help this time."
* Forge takes a short hop over to the other side.
Adric Kain: It's just a hop, skip, and a jump!
Threden: (( HEY IMBAN. DC to hurl Tilus across the pit?! ))
Adric Kain: More like a jump.
Imban: (( ... >_> ))
Imban: (( Well, it's Athletics 10 for Tilus to jump across... ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Imban: (( (with a running start) ))
Faiz: (( Oh god. This is going to be amazing. ))
Forge: (( Well seeing as how Tilus is a lady, the law of anime physics says she weighs about 12 lbs. ))
Imban: (( Oh. Then DC 0. It's like throwing a baseball. ))
Serra: (( Even when my adventuring gear weighs thrice that alone. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 « s = Invalid expression: s. »DWARF« /s = Invalid expression: /s. » HUMAN TOSSING => Invalid expression: 1d20+3 « s = Invalid expression: s. »DWARF« /s = Invalid expression: /s. » HUMAN TOSSING.
Forge: (( Well look at how often anime girls land on people and cause no significant damage despite the heights! Because they all weigh 12 lbs regardless of encumbrance. ))
Threden: (( Well then ))
Serra: (( Indeed. ))
Imban: (( You rolled lucifer. ))
Threden: (( I keep forgetting that MapTool likes block brackets. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
* Serra flies gracefully through the air, flies over Forge and lands on top of Faiz.
* Faiz is too busy looking down the hallway and thus doesn't pay attention to the psychic girl slamming straight into his back.
Serra: "Well, that was... adventurous in its' own way I suppose."
Faiz: ...HUH?
Threden: Support successful.
Serra: "Sorry about that~"
* Serra gets up, dusts herself off, proceeds along.
Forge: That was certainly... a unique activity.
* Faiz scratches at his head and rumbles.
Imban: Five hobgoblins stand amid four stone sarcophagi in this chamber. A side chamber to the east has two marble altars. A spiral staircase made of wrought iron ascends from an alcove to the north. And there’s a hole in the floor in the northeast corner
Serra: (( Holy pitfalls, Batman! ))
Adric Kain: Hmmm...bets on how long one of them yells "You will die in the name of the red hand?"
Forge: (( I'm assuming the dotted line is like a balcony, or an upper floor we can walk under? ))
Faiz: OH, LOOK AT THAT.
Serra: (( Upper floor. I'm guessing floor 8 is beneath it. ))
Threden: (( It's representing the lower floor. ))
Forge: (( Aha. ))
Serra: "More hobgoblins, how fun!
Forge: There appears to be no shortage of hobgoblins in the Red Hand ranks.
Faiz: HAHA. LET'S MAKE ONE.
Adric Kain: I think we've been doing that pretty well so far.
Faiz: CLEARLY NOT WELL ENOUGH.
Serra: (( RAGEDRAKE ))
Hobgoblin Archer: You will die in the name of the Red Hand!
Threden: Preparing to engage hostile creatures.
Faiz: OH, THERE IT IS.
Adric Kain: Did anyone guess less than a minute?
Serra: "Just like clockwork."
Faiz: I HAD TWENTY SECONDS...
Forge: I have punched through one of your ilk already today. I am confident I can repeat this performance for you.
Imban: (( initiation plz ))
Adric Kain: Congratulations! You get to kill the first one.
* Forge rolls: 1d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
Faiz: DON'T I USUALLY...?
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Initiate beatingz? => 8
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+0 Initiationizing => 16 + 0 = 16
Faiz:
Initiative = 12       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 1
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 19 + 4 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 9 + 4 = 13
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18
Forge: (( I need to figure out how to do utility stuff in my script so I can just push an Initiative button. I'll do it later. ))
Serra: (( Last again ;_; ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 4 + 7 = 11
Faiz: (( Hey there, terrible initiative buddy. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 19 + 7 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
Forge: (( Fuck yooooou hobbos. ))
Serra: (( Aww, RAGEDRAKE sounded better. Guard Drake doesn't have that kick to it. ))
Forge: (( RAGEDRAKE 64 ))
Imban: One of the hobgoblins heads up the stairs towards you.
Adric Kain: (( SO SAY THE BOOK OF RAGE ))
Forge: (( It's like Waverace except you're on a drake. And it's angry. ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Hobgoblin Grunt 1: RAR, KILL FORGE
Faiz: HEY, YOU'RE FAMOUS.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 KILL vs. AC => 11 + 6 = 17
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Forge: I feel very loved--ow.
Imban: The drake also skitters up the stairs.
Forge has received initiative.
Imban: (( For anyone wondering, the stairs take 12 steps to complete. ))
Threden: (( Is... ok! ))
Forge: (( So two full turns for me unless I double move, gotcha ))
Serra: (( They'll get here before you get to the stairs, most likely. ))
Forge: First off, I shall deal with you.
Threden: (( There's no requirement for us to go down in combat... yet. ))
* Forge chops at the hobgoblin in front of him!
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Adric Kain: (( It would be funny to push them back down the stairs though ))
Hobgoblin Grunt 1: Hobgoblin Grunt 1 loses 6 hit points.
Forge: (( And done. ))
Threden: (( THIS IS RIVENROAR ))
Imban: Another grunt up and takes a whack at 4ge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 whack => 6 + 6 = 12
Imban: And again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: Advancing.
Serra: (( Can you go on top of the coffins without climbing? ))
Forge: (( GET UP ON THE COFFIN'S.... LID ))
Imban: (( yes, it's just 1 extra square ))
Serra: (( Ah, kay ))
Threden: (( Ok! ))
Threden: (( And I was nowhere near my move limit. ))
Threden: (( Mark both and I'll attack #3 ))
Threden: Engaging.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 11   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 3
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Hobgoblin Grunt 4: Hobgoblin Grunt 4 loses 11 hit points.
Hobgoblin Grunt 3: Hobgoblin Grunt 3 loses 4 hit points.
Forge: (( OH 22 is the final roll. For some reason I thought 16 was the final number. Got confused for a second. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Threden: Targets neutralized.
Forge: I believe we are becoming accustomed to dispatching hobgoblins.
* Adric Kain wanders a bit further into the room.
Adric Kain: No, these hobgoblin's training methods are just pathetic. They could be beaten by a bunch of children! Especially that archer over there!
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 5   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Hobgoblin Archer: Hobgoblin Archer loses 5 hit points.
Imban: The remaining grunt sneaks around and takes a chop at Adric!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 CHOP vs. AC => 18 + 6 = 24
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( This is kind of a high rolling turn isn't it? ))
Adric Kain: See, I'm still standing and in a moment that large angy metal man is going to kill you.
Adric Kain: You're pathetic.
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Imban: (( er, sorry about that ))
Serra: (( ORE NO TURN ))
Faiz: (( That means I get three turns, right? ))
Imban: (( no, four ))
Threden: (( It just means we're about to get screwed against the drake! ))
Imban: (( (no) ))
Faiz: (( YES. ))
Forge: (( I just had the image of Kittenban poking Faiz going "HEY. HEY. YOUR TURN. HEY. DO THINGS." ))
* Faiz stops and thinks for a moment... then starts running. At that stupid archer guy.
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon
DEATH BY RAMPAGE!
Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4
Imban: You miss horribly.
Faiz: (( Hruah. Mark, end. ))
Adric Kain: ...ok the other large angry metal man will kill you
Forge: Technically we make up a majority of this party.
Imban: The archer shifts a step away and fires his bow into Faiz's face.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 twang vs. AC => 16 + 7 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d10+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
Faiz: Faiz loses 7 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Projectiles sure do love you today, huh Faiz?"
Faiz: H-HEY. ARROWS DON'T... GOD.
Forge: I agree. Arrows do not god.
* Serra meanwhile steps up closer to the action.
Faiz: YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.
Threden: (( There is no god in this world. Only arrow. ))
Forge: A Warforged god... interesting concept.
Forge: (( Even if there is no God or Bahamut, there is Arrow. ))
Serra: "Now let's see how well hobgoblin archer brains fry!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust @ Archer, vs Will => 11 + 5 = 16
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 7 + 4 = 11
Hobgoblin Archer: Hobgoblin Archer loses 11 hit points.
Imban: CHOMP! chew chew chew. :
Faiz: (( LAVOS IS SO BUSY THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN RENDER HIS MOUTH AAA ))
Forge: (( Drake had noclip on there for a sec ))
Hobgoblin Soldier (Up 7): For the Red Hand!
Faiz: DO WE GET BONUSES FOR THEM SAYING IT TWICE?
Guard Drake: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guard Drake: The guard drake charges into Forge!
Forge: If I continue killing them this way, I will have a red hand.
Faiz: DON'T YOU ALREADY...?
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 SCREECHOMP => 18 + 7 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d10+9 => 10 + 9 = 19
Forge: Forge loses 19 hit points.
Serra: (( OWW. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( FFFFF ))
Serra: (( That drake sure is angry. ))
Faiz: (( Like it's in a rage or something. ))
Forge: DZZT. Severe damage.
Forge: (( Warforged Resolve ))
Serra: "Now, it seems like that cute little dragon is an actual threat."
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Forge: (( plus 3 temp ))
Forge: Threden!
Threden: Forge
* Forge jumps up into the air, swapping places with Threden as he comes down to stomp on the drake.
Forge:
Dragon's Tail • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Free Fall Crash
Attack = 6 vs. Fort       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Forge: (( Faaaantastic. ))
Serra: (( Well that didn't work. ))
Threden: (( Forge instead crashes through the coffin ))
Faiz: (( Oh, there you are Schala. You have a good vacation since last week? ))
Threden has received initiative.
Forge: I do hope you were not important.
Forge: (( to the corpse ))
Threden: (( Marking the drake. ))
Imban: You actually seem to have crashed into a pile of treasure.
Adric Kain: I'm more hoping it's not a zombie
Adric Kain: ....nope, not a zombie!
Imban: The treasure does indicate that he may have been important, though.
Imban: Or else he wouldn't have been buried with it. Oh well!
Serra: "Oh hey, treasure! Let's take a look at it after we mop up these losers."
Forge: ....I shall never understand mortals and their burial customs.
Threden: Engaging new target.
Faiz: OURS JUST GET IMMOLATED.
Adric Kain: Some people don't want to let go of their wealth even in death.
Forge: (( "Surely this money could have bought some of that.. fa-oud I hear so much about." ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast Full Power • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder
You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that batters any nearby foe as well.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 3
Guard Drake: Guard Drake loses 4 hit points.
Threden: (( Close Blast 3 means a square next to me, yes? ))
Imban: (( Yes. That misses the Soldier, though, so. ))
Serra: (( It originates from an adjacent square, yes. ))
Forge: (( I believe that means it hits a 3x3 square originating in a space you touch, yeah ))
Threden: (( So, not that? ))
Imban: (( No, that's okay. ))
Forge: (( That's valid ))
Imban: (( But a 16 doesn't hit the Soldier. So. ))
Forge: (( I use my Steel Wind that way ))
Serra: (( That's okay, but it misses the soldier. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Threden: (( I make another roll, though ))
Imban: (( Not to hit ))
Threden: (( No, it says it's a second attack ))
Adric Kain: Forge, pick yourself up and punch that drake back!
Imban: (( Oh, okay. ))
Imban: (( Go ahead then ))
Adric Kain: (( Majestic Word ))
Adric Kain: (( After Umb does his thing. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+6 vs Fort => 12 + 6 = 18
Threden: (( And it's damage for each, right? ))
Imban: (( Yes, roll damage for each ))
* Threden rolls: 1d6 for drake => 2
* Threden rolls: 1d6 for Hob => 5
Guard Drake: Guard Drake loses 2 hit points.
Hobgoblin Soldier: Hobgoblin Soldier loses 5 hit points.
Threden: (( And I can push them one square. ))
Imban: (( Go ahead. ))
Imban: (( ok! ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok. Forge heal yourself! ))
Forge: (( How'd you do that square by the way? ))
Threden: (( Click on the second brown icon at the top. ))
Adric Kain: (( For surge value +4 ))
Threden: (( It brings up template options. One of which is Blast. ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 11 hit points.
Forge: (( Ohhh. Neat. ))
Forge: Hah.. thank you, friend.
Adric Kain: And you! Little Hobgoblin. I said you were going to die. And not only are you going to die. You're going to die here, alone, unloved, and surrounded by the corpses of your fellows. Doesn't that make you feel bad?
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 15 vs. Will       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 10   Psychic       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Adric Kain: (( To grunt 2 ))
Hobgoblin Archer: Hobgoblin Archer loses 10 hit points.
Hobgoblin Archer: (( ...oh. ))
Faiz: (( The archer empathizes A LOT. ))
Hobgoblin Archer: Hobgoblin Archer is healed and gains 10 hit points.
Hobgoblin Grunt 2: Hobgoblin Grunt 2 loses 10 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Because he stabbed me! ))
Hobgoblin Archer: (( Also, wait. ))
Hobgoblin Archer: (( If you do that, he AoOs you. ))
Imban: (( should like, shift out of "right the fuck in front of him" first ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Imban: (( lies ))
Imban: (( faiz ))
Adric Kain: (( and afk for a moment. I should be back before my next turn though! ))
Forge: (( Open your lies it's the turn of Faiz ))
Faiz: (( Dohoho. ))
Faiz: (( HRRRRRM. That kind of put me in an awkward position, here... ))
Faiz: HI.
* Faiz turns back around and ROCKS THE DRAKE'S WORLD
Faiz:
Rock Grasper • Standard • Primal, Weapon
ROCK BIND! FUCK YOU!
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Target is slowed until the end of your next turn.
Guard Drake: Guard Drake loses 5 hit points.
Imban: The archer fletches Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 twangangang vs. AC => 8 + 9 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d10+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Faiz: Faiz loses 8 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Aww, you're so cute, little draggy-waggy! But biting people is bad! For that, you get punishment!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust (augment 1) @ RAGEDRAKE, vs Will => 8 + 5 = 13
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage, also takes a -3 penalty to Will until the end of my next turn => 5 + 4 = 9
Guard Drake: Guard Drake loses 9 hit points.
Imban: The soldier up and beats Faiz over the head!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Like so => 6 + 7 = 13
Imban: A greivous miss
Faiz: MY HEAD IS STRONGER THAN THAT.
Faiz: JERKFACE.
Imban: The guard drake shifts one down and takes a bite out of Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 chomp! chewchewchew => 2 + 6 = 8
Imban: It misses.
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz: (( That gets a reaction out of Umb, too. ))
Imban: (( wait, Umb marked it? ))
Faiz: (( I FUCKING HOPE HE DID ))
Threden: (( Yep, before I moved it. ))
Imban: (( I meant to have it attack the person who marked it. ))
Imban: (( So, it misses Umb instead. ))
Faiz: (( Because I purposely didn't~ ))
Faiz: (( NO, FUCK YOU. ))
Threden: (( CHEATERBAN ))
Imban: (( BWA HA HA ))
Imban: (( Forge's turn. :V ))
Threden: (( You will rue this day, Lavos. ))
* Forge taps Faiz on the shoulder.
Forge: Excuse me.
Faiz: ?
Faiz: HI.
Faiz: (( If you're thinking about swapping with me, don't. ))
* Forge punches the ground next to Faiz's foot, sending a wave out from by his feet.
Forge: HACHO!
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 14 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5
Forge: (( And since I hit them, the Drake takes 5 more. ))
Imban: (( Who are you hitting? ))
Faiz: (( China. ))
Imban: (( If it's more than one target: I need more than one damage roll. ))
Forge: (( Ok then the first is for the Drake, second here for the Soldier ))
Guard Drake: Guard Drake loses 13 hit points.
* Forge rolls: 1d8+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Hobgoblin Soldier: Hobgoblin Soldier loses 11 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Forge: (( Oh there's more buttons for blast up there. Ok, that's why that took so long. ))
Adric Kain: (( And back ))
Threden: (( Refreshing mark on the drake. ))
Imban: (( It's cool and refreshing. ))
Threden: Returning attack.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 11   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 3
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Imban: Not quite.
Forge: (( Mountain Spring Mark, made from real Warden. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( I'M FILLING MY SPEAR WITH ELECTRICITYYYY ))
Adric Kain: (( Sec ))
Forge: (( LIGHTNING FILTERS DOWN THROUGH MY HANDSOME GIANT SWORD TO CREATE A WILD ELECTRIC BLAST! ))
* Adric Kain points his wand at the archer
Adric Kain: You should come here a bit
Adric Kain:
Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement
You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies.
Attack = 18 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4
Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.  
Hobgoblin Archer: Hobgoblin Archer loses 8 hit points.
Faiz: (( Not there...! ))
Faiz: (( --well ))
Adric Kain: (( I can move it one more ))
Faiz: (( Fine enough, actually~ ))
Adric Kain: (( But hey Faiz hit it ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4
Hobgoblin Archer: Hobgoblin Archer loses 14 hit points.
Faiz: (( PSEUDOCRITICAL, EFF YEAH ))
Adric Kain: (( One short ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz FLOORSURFS into the middle of the group and slams that greatsword down!
Faiz:
Shockwave • Standard • Primal, Weapon, Zone
IMPACT!!
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 4
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4
Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.
Hobgoblin Soldier: Hobgoblin Soldier loses 9 hit points.
* Faiz rolls: 1d10+4 Drake => 9 + 4 = 13
Guard Drake: Guard Drake loses 13 hit points.
* Faiz rolls: 1d10+4 Archer => 1 + 4 = 5
Hobgoblin Archer: Hobgoblin Archer loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: (( Markin' the soldier and puttin' my awesome-job shades on. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
Forge: (( I thought you were Faiz, not Quattro~ ))
Serra: "I'm not thrilled about the idea of that drake getting any more chances to bite us. So let's finish it off here and now!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust @ RAGEDRAKE, vs Will => 5 + 5 = 10
Serra: (( It's still debuffed, so hits ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 10 + 4 = 14
Guard Drake: Guard Drake loses 14 hit points.
Faiz has received initiative.
Serra: (( Done ))
Hobgoblin Soldier: ...for the Red Hand?
Adric Kain: I like how they're all dumb
Imban: He smashes Faiz in the nose with his flail and shifts one down.
Serra: "That's three! Do we get the jackpot bonus?"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Flailed vs. AC => 9 + 7 = 16
Faiz: I'D EAT YOUR FACE BUT I TRIED THAT ONCE AND IT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH OW.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Imban: Faiz feels bloodied, marked, and slowed.
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Faiz has been hit with the gay beam--oh wait now it's Delta Astray. ))
Imban: (( pretty much everyone is flanking the last enemy and gets combat advantage ))
Imban: (( except Threden he sucks ))
Threden: (( ((((((((((( ))
Serra: (( And me, because lolranged ))
Forge: (( Wait I have combat advantage too? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Imban: (( with Faiz ))
Forge: (( Oh then I can fix Threden not getting it. ))
Forge: Threden!
Threden: Forge.
* Forge jumps up for another stomp, placing Threden back where he started.
Forge:
Dragon's Tail • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Free Fall Crash
Attack = 6 vs. Fort       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5
Imban: Not totally.
Threden has received initiative.
Forge: (( Now you have combat advantage! ))
Threden: (( Forge tripped on the treasure. ))
Forge: (( Forge gained 1x Toe Ring ))
Threden: Engaging final target.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 4   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 3
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Hobgoblin Soldier: Hobgoblin Soldier loses 4 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Hmm...
Adric Kain: (( He can AoO me can't he? ))
Imban: (( yes he can ))
Serra: (( Yeah ))
Forge: (( If you range ))
Adric Kain: (( and I can't shift onto the coffin ))
Forge: (( You can just stab him ))
Imban: (( no you can't ))
Threden: (( Silly Teelus, blocking the way. ))
* Adric Kain shrugs and tries stabbing the goblin
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Forge: (( You can go around the corner ))
Adric Kain:
Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon
A basic melee attack
Attack = 4 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 2
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 0
Imban: Noooooooooot exactly.
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain: See, this is why I don't do these things.
Faiz: PUNCH YOU
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor • Healing
READY!!
Effect: TIGER MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +3 bonus to damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard • Primal, Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Hobgoblin Soldier: Hobgoblin Soldier loses 8 hit points.
Faiz: (( So, 11~ ))
Hobgoblin Soldier: Hobgoblin Soldier loses 3 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: PEOPLE ARE SO RUDE.
Serra: "One left! Let's see if this creep fares any better than the rest of the wusses we fried!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Soldier, vs Will => 14 + 5 = 19
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+4 Damage, takes a -3 penalty to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 13 + 4 = 17
Hobgoblin Soldier: Hobgoblin Soldier loses 17 hit points.
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( HOBGOBLIN ))
Adric Kain: I would say he fared less well.
Forge: (( WELCOME TO DIE ))
Threden: Target eliminated.
Serra: "Indeed."
Imban: The hobgoblin explodes into coins. Serra sees an EXP 30 sign over her head.
Forge: I need to improve my timing with this jumping maneuver.
Serra: (( XD ))
Imban: Room 9 is clear of all but Lavos snacks.
Adric Kain: So shall we take a breather?
Faiz: (( THAT WE ARE AWARE OF. ))
Serra: "So, let's go check out that treasure, shall we?"
* Faiz rumbles and sits down on the end of the nearby coffin.
Forge: (( Lavos Snacks: Show your otherworldly abomination that you care.(TM) ))
Imban: There's an inscription running around the walls. It says "Here lie the Rivenroars until the Day of the Black Sun. If you seek their monument, look at the lands around you."
Adric Kain: They were a bit sure of themselves.
Imban: Threden, meanwhile, sees two altars to Bane.
Threden: (( Do I see anything interesting about them? ))
Imban: (( make a Religion check ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 16 hit points.
Forge: (( I'm sure this Day of the Black Sun will take place long after we're done questing! ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20 RGN => 2
Imban: Bane is bad.
Threden: (( I sure don't ))
Serra: (( We should've got Azar here, since he worships sun vulcan and all. ))
Threden: Objects of low importance.
Faiz: (( ROBOT NOT SPEAK GOD WELL. D: ))
Imban: The pit looks to be about 40 feet deep.
* Forge has a rest and focuses himself a bit.
Imban: There doesn't seem to be any light or anything at the bottom.
Adric Kain: My first though on a Day of Black Sun makes me think of an eclipse.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 7 hit points.
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 5 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 History (Day of the Black Sun) => 19 + 9 = 28
Imban: (( let me check one thing ))
* Faiz taps his fingers on the casket and looks around a bit.
Adric Kain: Oh yeah, didn't that grave have treasure in it?
Faiz: SO YOU SAY.
Serra: "Indeed it did, let's take a look inside it."
Forge: (( Mmm, grave robbery ))
Imban: Serra has heard of such a thing. It's said that it might happen in the year 1999...
Faiz: (( Oh good god. ))
Serra: (( Oh no. ))
Imban: ...which is several hundred years from now. No worries.
Adric Kain: Anyone who objects to grave robbing the stronghold of the cult wanting to kill us all, speak now or forever hold your peace!
Forge: (( IN THE YEAR 9595 ))
Faiz: HEY, GO FOR IT.
Serra: "I think I've heard of this "Day of the Black Sun" before, by the way. But it's supposed to be several hundred years in the future."
Imban: Screeeee
Adric Kain: Is there a specific date?
Forge: Then you are not likely to see it. Threden, Faiz and I may.
Serra: "Around the year 1999, supposedly."
Adric Kain: Prophecies of impending doom could give my works that timeless quality I've been after.
Faiz: Y-YEAH.
Imban: Strangely, the prophecies mention 1:24 AM, but no actual date.
* Adric Kain jots that down.
Imban: Moving on, you could go into rooms 7 or 10 fairly easily.
Forge: (( GAH OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE ))
Adric Kain: Well...the door's right there.
Adric Kain: (( My bad! ))
Serra: (( About those treasures, by the way. ))
* Forge gets up and checks the nearby door.
Imban: (( They may develop an existence before next session, go away ))
Serra: (( ))
Serra: (( Right then! ))
Faiz: (( Hmmf. ))
* Faiz stands up and turns, kicking gently at the casket he was taking a break on. "HNN."
* Forge takes a look at the door to see how door it is!
Imban: It's pretty openable.
Faiz: (( IT'S PORTCULLITASTIC ))
Imban: Four statues of displacer beasts, their eyes glowing amber, stare at you. Beyond them is a candlelit altar. Tied to the front of it is a human female, her eyes wild with terror.
* Serra follows the others in.
Faiz: (( ...w-welp ))
Serra: (( OH NO IT'S BLORP ))
Threden: (( Oh, we don't need to rescue this one. ))
Forge: For a tomb as large as this, I am surprised by the apparent lack of trapped or magical doors.
Imban: ...wow that's a f*cked up token
* Adric Kain eyes the woman. "Fear not, damsel in distress, we'll rescue you!
Adric Kain: (( Yeah what kind of jackass would ever use a token like that ))
Serra: (( "Even if you're a slimegirl!" ))
Forge: (( (Wererat) I LOOK RIDICULOOOOOUS ))
Serra: (( So it's a were-rat-wolf? ))
Imban: They're actually dire rats
Imban: go away
Serra: (( ))
Threden: (( Pretty beefy rats. ))
Forge: (( Oh shit it's Gnome Chompski and his brother David! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 nin nin :3 => 1 + 11 = 12
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 nin nin :3 => 14 + 11 = 25
Faiz: ...HUH.
Mirtala: Blorp.
Mirtala: I mean HELP MEEEE ;_;
Forge: (( That one guy got a one, he should be like.. holding the wall blanket sideways ))
Imban: Initiative plz
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 => 12 + 2 = 14
* Forge rolls: 1d20+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
Faiz: SHOULD WE... REALLY BE DOING THIS?
Faiz:
Initiative = 15       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 1
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+0 "Fear not fair maiden, we'll rescue you!" => 9 + 0 = 9
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 We must save the googirls from ninjashingroes! => 8
Forge: (( This session sponsored by Yuu ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 nin nin :3 => 5 + 8 = 13
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 nin nin :3 => 16 + 8 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 rat fink => 11 + 2 = 13
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 rat fink => 18 + 2 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 rat fink => 9 + 2 = 11
Forge has received initiative.
Serra: (( Alas, last again ))
Imban: (( ...wait, what ))
Forge: (( Definitely not me, I got a 9 ))
Faiz: (( YOU TURN ORDER AWFUL ))
Imban: (( okay, after beating it into working properly! ))
Imban: The gnome shifts out and shoots a hand crossbow at Forge!
Imban: (( Forge, Perception vs. DC 25 or it has combat advantage ))
* Forge rolls: 1d20+5 => 17 + 5 = 22
Forge: (( Surprisingly close, but no ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 twang => 19 + 9 = 28
Serra: (( Wow, close! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6+3 => 5 + 2 + 3 = 10
Forge: Forge loses 10 hit points.
Forge: Ow.
Faiz: (( Shoulda surged during that rest, bro. ))
Forge: (( I did ))
Faiz: (( SURGE HARDER. ))
Imban: A rat scurries up and bites at Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 nibble => 10 + 4 = 14
Faiz has received initiative.
Threden: Ineffective.
* Faiz hefts his greatsword, taking a look at the OMINOUSLY GLOWING STATUES and their arrangement, then at the party's current vanguard position. "...YEAH, NOPE."
Faiz: (( Holdin' turn. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( Marking the rat, then attacking. ))
Threden: Holding position.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 3
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Imban: The other gnome skulks out of shadows and twangs at 4ge as well. Except he's pretty obvious.
Imban: (( Forge, perception vs. DC 12 ))
* Forge rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Forge: (( Frrt welp ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 You somehow don't see this coming => 7 + 9 = 16
Adric Kain:
* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6+3 => 1 + 3 + 3 = 7
Forge: Forge loses 7 hit points.
Forge: Ow.
Imban: A rat skitters up and chews on Forge.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 nibble => 6 + 4 = 10
Imban: A rat...holds position.
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge clutches his side a bit, grimacing as best a robot can.
Forge: (( Warforged Resolve, 3 temp plus this ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: (( Not done yet. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Close blast 2 ))
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 18 vs. Ref       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 loses 13 hit points.
Forge: (( Roll to hit again or just damage again? ))
Imban: (( just damage ))
* Forge rolls: 1d8+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain points a wand at Dire Rat 2. "Boom!"
Adric Kain:
Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement
You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies.
Attack = 23 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4
Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.  
Adric Kain: (( err ))
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: ignore that
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Imban: (( ERROR ))
Faiz: (( "I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING I SAID." ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 18 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 loses 4 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( yeah that one ))
Adric Kain: (( 3Den, free melee ))
Threden: (( Huh, my Melee Basic macro vanished... ))
Imban: (( UNSUCCESS ))
Threden: (( One moment. ))
Faiz: (( In the middle of battle, Threden forgot how to fight. ))
Imban: (( just do charge at -1 to hit ))
Serra: (( The gnomes hid it! ))
Forge: (( UNACCEPTABLE ))
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 9 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4
Adric Kain: Forge, get better
Adric Kain: (( Majestic Word. Heal and stuff ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 11 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "So we've got some pests to deal with, I see. Let's see how they handle this!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust @ Rat 1, vs Will => 13 + 5 = 18
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 3 + 4 = 7
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 7 hit points.
Imban: The skulk skulks back into a corner and hides!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 nin! => 14 + 11 = 25
Imban: (( Provokes AoO from Umb ))
Threden: HOLD IT Fleshling
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Ranged 10/20 • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 9 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 3
Adric Kain: (( OBJECTION ))
Imban: It then attacks Threden back!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 nib-l => 18 + 4 = 22
* Imban rolls: 1d6+2 => 5 + 2 = 7
Threden: Threden loses 7 hit points.
Imban: You feel unwell.
Forge: (( Rats are known for chewing wires. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: HUH. AREN'T YOU ODD-LOOKIN'.
Faiz: AH, WELL.
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard • Primal, Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 loses 8 hit points.
Imban: (( mom's back, brb in 5 ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))
Forge: (( I need to check on dinner anyway. ))
Serra: (( Will go grab snacks too ))
Imban: (( and back, with chinese food on the way ))
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Yay ))
Adric Kain: (( Can I have some? ))
Threden: (( Yay! ))
Imban: (( sure if you like shrimp fried rice or chungqing dumplings ))
Threden: (( Can I save against this effect? ))
Imban: (( Only at the end of battle. But it also does nothing to you until then ))
Adric Kain: (( Maybe and what's the second thing? ))
Imban: (( uhh... dumplings with a bit of pork in them in a sweet, savory, and spicy chili oil ))
Threden: (( Ok, I mark rats 1 and 2, and attack #2 ))
Imban: (( the sauce is delicious on said fried rice ))
Threden: (( Sounds good. But shrimp is blah. ))
Adric Kain: (( Yum ))
Threden: Engaging pest.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 6   Lightning       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 3
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 loses 6 hit points.
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 4 hit points.
Forge: (( Good thing I didn't start cooking! ))
Imban: Skulk skulks
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 16 + 11 = 27
Imban: Rat chews Umb!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 chew => 12 + 4 = 16
Imban: Rat charge-chews Umb
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 chew => 20 + 5 = 25
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
Forge has received initiative.
Threden: (( Ow. ))
Forge: (( Dammit chat auto move down when new posts come. > ))
Imban: (( turn scroll lock back on, it's the bottom left option to the right of the chatbar ))
* Forge punches the ground again, trying to help clear out all of these rats.
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 9 vs. Ref       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Imban: Not exactly.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Serra: (( Back ))
Adric Kain: (( Can I push them through their allies? ))
Adric Kain: (( Well even if not ))
* Adric Kain points wand at rat 2. Boom
Imban: (( yes as long as you don't push them ONTO their allies ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Adric Kain: (( Forge, free attack vs. Rat 2 ))
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 loses 4 hit points.
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Dire Rat 2: Dire Rat 2 loses 11 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( 3Den do you want heals? ))
Forge: (( PUSH the corpse! ))
Threden: (( Sure. ))
* Forge looks at his fist after the rat's corpse goes sailing back into the room.
Adric Kain: Threden, feel better so we can rescue the damsel in distress!
Serra has received initiative.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 12 hit points.
Serra: (( I'm pretty sure Adric still has a standard left. ))
Imban: (( I'm pretty sure he doesn't. ))
Threden: (( He attacked and healed. ))
Adric Kain: (( Unless I gaind a MAGIC TURN ))
Serra: (( Oh, didn't see it. Well then! ))
Imban: (( Well you could use an action point to ))
Imban: (( but otherwise, it is not your turn ))
* Serra keeps up the assault!
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust @ Rat 1, vs Will => 13 + 5 = 18
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 1 + 4 = 5
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 5 hit points.
Serra: (( done ))
Imban: The skulk de-skulks and twangs Faiz!
Imban: (( Perception DC 25 to see it coming ))
Faiz: (( Shouldn't I also get some sort of cover for being, like, partially around a corner and BEHIND A STATUE? ))
Faiz: (( But! ))
Faiz:
Perception = 8       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 6
Imban: (( Uh... actually, sure, why not. For the corner thing, at least. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 twang => 6 + 7 = 13
Faiz has received initiative.
Imban: The gnome sulks.
Faiz: FUAH. Y'ALL ANNOYING.
Faiz:
Shockwave • Standard • Primal, Weapon, Zone
IMPACT!!
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.
Forge: (( I'm gonna laugh if these statues do absolutely nothing and we're just hiding in this hallway for no reason. ))
Imban: (( That doesn't hit very much. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Well, you go ahead and try it first, I tested the runes for you. ))
Threden: (( Mark both rats. ))
Threden: (( And attacking #1 ))
Threden: Exterminating rodents
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 9   Lightning       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 3
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Imban: The gnome de-skulks and twangs Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 (since I'm betting you can't beat DC 27 perception, really) => 1 + 9 = 10
Imban: ...the gnome sulks!
Threden: (( The gnome shoots himself in the foot instead. ))
Imban: The injured rat takes a bite out of crime. By which I mean 3den.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 chew chew => 7 + 4 = 11
Imban: The uninjured rat ... takes a bite out of Faiz.
Imban: roll 1d20+2 chew chew
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 chew chew => 4 + 2 = 6
Imban: (( provokes a retailation ))
Threden: HOLD IT
Faiz: GET THIS THING OFF ME.
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 24 vs. Fort       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 3
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Dire Rat 3: Dire Rat 3 loses 11 hit points.
Faiz: THANKS. ._.
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge tries again, with the ground pound and the aoe!
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 6 vs. Ref       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
Imban: Nooooot so much
Forge: (( Fwargh ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Boom! (Rat 1)
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 4 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Faiz ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 6 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "So I've seen the annoying gnomes are out here too. Let's see if I can make your head hurt enough to make you stop hiding!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust (augment 1) @ Skulk 1, vs Will => 18 + 5 = 23
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage, takes -3 penalty to Will until end of next turn => 1 + 4 = 5
Gnome Skulk 1: Gnome Skulk 1 loses 5 hit points.
Imban: The other gnome skulks away and hides again.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 nin nin => 13 + 11 = 24
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: THESE THINGS ARE SO IRRITATING.
Adric Kain: Very
* Faiz rock smashes the up-front rat again!
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard • Primal, Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Dire Rat 3: Dire Rat 3 loses 12 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( Refreshing mark on #3 and attacking it ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 3
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Dire Rat 3: Dire Rat 3 loses 8 hit points.
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 4 hit points.
Threden: (( Rat 1 should have lost mark at the start of my turn, wouldn't it? ))
Imban: (( think it's the end of your turn. ))
Imban: (( not quite sure! ))
Imban: (( but, don't care to look it up >_> ))
Faiz: (( End, yes. ))
Threden: (( Ok, it is end. ))
Imban: The gnome that Serra mind-blasted skulks around behind Threden and stabs him in the back!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 With a war pick! => 4 + 9 = 13
Imban: Poorly!
Imban: Rat 1 holds until after Rat 3.
Imban: Rat 3 shifts and chews Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 chew => 10 + 4 = 14
Imban: Rat 1 moves up, then turns around and charges Faiz!
Faiz: UAH--?
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 chew 555s => 6 + 5 = 11
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz: GET OFF.
Forge: (( Can I shift through allies if I have more than one square to shift? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Imban: (( You can always move through allies (and enemies can always move through enemies), just not end any action atop one of them ))
* Forge hunkers down and grits what would be teeth.
Forge: The time for niceties has passed.
Forge: HISSATSU..
Forge: CHOUKYUU HAOU DENEIDAAAAN!!
Forge:
Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
Attack = 25 vs. Ref       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 5
Dire Rat 3: Dire Rat 3 loses 21 hit points.
Adric Kain: What'd he just say?
Dire Rat 3: Dire Rat 3 is healed and gains 21 hit points.
Forge: (( Every enemy I touched in my shift is attacked. ))
Imban: (( Oh okay. ))
Dire Rat 3: Dire Rat 3 loses 21 hit points.
Threden: (( SUPER CRITICAL ))
Imban: (( 2 more damage rolls needed then ))
Imban: (( oh wait, lolcrit ))
Forge: (( Yep! ))
Faiz: (( Oh god, he entered Super High Tension. ))
Dire Rat 1: Dire Rat 1 loses 21 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( That's a good power to Crit with ))
Gnome Skulk 1: Gnome Skulk 1 loses 21 hit points.
Forge: (( Also, they take even more. ))
Forge: (( Wait no it factored. ))
Forge: (( 2d6 not 2d8. CARRY ON. ))
Imban: (( The gnome turns invisible. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Threden: Target vanished.
Adric Kain: Where did you go.... (holding action until the goblin reappears)
Faiz: DID YOU KILL IT SO HARD IT DIED INSTANTLY AGAIN?
Forge: Hmph... I do not believe I got him that easily.
Faiz: OH.
Imban: (( Adric> That would go into the next turn, so I can't quite let you do that ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok! In that case uhh ))
Faiz: (( Let's all flail wildly into the room. ))
* Adric Kain moves in and looks around for the goblin?
Imban: (( You can attack the gnome that just vanished at a -5 ))
Forge: (( Well I didn't die so I think it's safe! ))
Imban: (( like, you know where he is, since he *just vanished* ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+5 Perception => 12 + 5 = 17
Adric Kain: (( I meant the other one ))
Imban: (( You totally don't see the other one ))
Adric Kain: (( OR can I still target the invisible one? ))
Imban: (( You can target the invisible one is what I was saying. At -5 to hit ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok. ))
Forge: (( They're both invisible, you just have an idea where the one near you is since he JUST disappeared ))
Serra: (( The invisible one eats a -3 to Will, so. ))
Imban: (( naah, #2 is just stealthed ))
Adric Kain: I'm not quite sure where you are, but....Boom!
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 24 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Forge: (( Oh, ok. Same icon so yeah ))
Gnome Skulk 1: Gnome Skulk 1 loses 2 hit points.
Gnome Skulk 1: Gnome Skulk 1 loses 2 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Threden, free melee ))
Faiz: (( Man, and here I was gonna walk right in front of it to see if provoking an attack would unhide it. ))
Faiz: (( YOU AND YOUR PLANS ))
Imban: (( Provoking it into attacking you would unhide it, yes ))
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Ranged 10/20 • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 3
Imban: Not quite.
Serra has received initiative.
Threden: (( Is it safe to say it's not invisible anymore? ))
Serra: (( It wasn't unhidden by Mecha's attack? ))
Imban: (( Nope, it's still invisible ))
* Serra also advances further into the room.
Faiz: (( WELL NICE JOB NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO ))
Imban: (( Invisible (due to magic) is not hidden ))
Forge: (( So when you push someone like that, are you like.. forcing him forward like a Force Push or are you just making him wander over that way? ))
Adric Kain: (( That one is Force Push. Blunder is making them wander ))
Serra: (( Assuming Adric is pointing out the new location of inviso-gnome... ))
Adric Kain: It's about 10 feet thataway
* Serra attempts to finish it off!
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Mind Thrust @ Skulk 1, vs Will (still debuffed) => 10
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 5 + 4 = 9
Forge: (( Rakii-des~ ))
Gnome Skulk 1: Gnome Skulk 1 loses 9 hit points.
Imban: The gnome skulk becomes visible because it is dead.
Imban: (( Tilus is asked to make his modifiers exist, though. ))
Serra: (( That was with the -5 to hit. ))
Forge: (( He has a -5 for it being invisible ))
Serra: (( And since I normally have +5... ))
Imban: (( oh ok ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( I JUST WENT ))
Forge: (( hence the bad engrish lucky ))
Imban: (( Oh shush ))
Serra: (( (Adric) ORE NO TURN ))
Threden: (( YOU USE AN ACTION POINT ))
Imban: The other gnome rushes out of hiding and shoots Forge treasonously.
Imban: (( Forge, perception, DC 24 ))
* Forge rolls: 1d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 twang => 14 + 9 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6+3 => 1 + 1 + 3 = 5
Forge: (( Close again but nope ))
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Forge: (( HA ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: I SEE YOU!!
Forge: Ow. There you are.
Threden: (( CHARGE ))
Gnome Skulk 2: For the Red Hand!
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon
DEATH BY RAMPAGE!
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4
Gnome Skulk 2: Gnome Skulk 2 loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: (( Mark, end~ ))
Imban: The gnome vanishes.
Threden has received initiative.
Serra: (( You're Faiz, Flee, not AbareRed. ))
Faiz: (( As of where I'm at I don't see much of a difference. ))
Threden: CHARGE
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4
Imban: You miss.
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( That'd make me AbareBlue. BATTLE CHIROPRACTOR. ))
* Forge moves gently in front of the tied up gooman and ground pounds.
Forge: TOH!
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 22 vs. Ref       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
Gnome Skulk 2: Gnome Skulk 2 loses 12 hit points.
Forge: (( Oh and a flurry. ))
Forge: (( 5 more. ))
Gnome Skulk 2: Gnome Skulk 2 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: (( Sorry, the lag made me remember it. ))
Imban: (( THIS TIME IT IS ADRIC'S TURN ))
Adric Kain: (( ARE YOU SURE? ))
Forge: (( MUSICIAN, TAKE THY TURN ))
Adric Kain: Boom!
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Imban: Not quite
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Aww ))
Serra: "You guys' disappearing acts are just getting tired now."
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ remaining skulk, vs Will => 10
Imban: Noooooooot exactly
Serra: "Tch."
Imban: The last remaining gnome shifts and shanks Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 WAR PICK TO THE NUTS => 17 + 7 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6+3 => 6 + 5 + 3 = 14
Forge: Forge loses 14 hit points.
Threden: HOLD IT
Serra: (( OUCH ))
Faiz: (( Wait, you marked it too? ))
Serra: (( It shifted then attacked, I think you're now out of range ))
Threden: (( I Guardian Counter, and take the attack instead ))
Imban: (( naah, he has a reaction ))
Serra: (( Unless you're... ah ))
Faiz: (( Oh~ ))
Faiz: (( WELL IN THAT CASE ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Threden: Threden loses 14 hit points.
* Forge recoils to take the attack, only to end up somewhere else.
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: Hah.. thank you, friend. I will make it up to you in the future.
Faiz: (( DOUBLE OBJECTION POWERRRRRRRR ))
Faiz: (( Umb you didn't mark it, right? ))
Threden: (( Nope. ))
Faiz:
Stone Force • Immediate Reaction • Primal
ROCK SPIRE, RIGHT IN THE DISABLER.
Attack = 19 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Slide target one square. Target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of its turn.
Faiz: (( Totally pushing him back to me because dude's fuckin' marked. ))
Faiz: HELLO AGAIN!
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard • Primal, Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Gnome Skulk 2: Gnome Skulk 2 loses 13 hit points.
Imban: OH LOOK, HE DIED AND I HAVE CHINESE FOOD.
Imban: (IT'S NOT A GNOME)
Adric Kain: (( YAY ))
Imban: (( brb ))
Threden: (( It is an ex-gnome. ))
Forge: (( Royco Cup-o-Gnome ))
Faiz: I LOVE DOING THAT.
Threden: (( It has joined the choir demonic. ))
Serra: (( Yay, we've saved Blorp! ))
Faiz: (( Now to kill her too. ))
Adric Kain: (( Hey no. ))
Forge: (( If she turns out to be a monster I swear. ))
Adric Kain: (( We have to ask her out first. ))
Faiz: (( Stop being Lechise. ))
Adric Kain: (( ))
Adric Kain: (( Also she's totally Human. Imban is just lazy ))
Faiz: (( Anyhow I'm gonna put some sausage up to fry so I'll be phasing in and out of paying attention for the next five minutes or so. ))
Imban: Oh right. Umb, make a saving throw
* Threden rolls: 1d20 => 5
Adric Kain: (( OH GOD HE'S GOT LYCANTHROPY! ))
Imban: You seem to have caught filth fever, despite being a robot. You lose a healing surge
Threden: (( Hm, I'm starting to get pretty low on those now... ))
Forge: (( When do we get those back, taking an 8 hour rest? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Adric Kain: (( yeah ))
Serra: (( Yeah. ))
Mirtala: Blorp :
Faiz: (( He should totally get to Font of Life it. ))
Threden: (( Or 4 for the Warforged. ))
Forge: (( Perhaps we should do that at the end of this session. ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 7 hit points.
Threden: (( Yeah, Font of Life is why I had asked earlier. ))
Forge: (( Taking me a heal break if I'm allowed. ))
Adric Kain: Are you all right? Did the fiendish beasts lay their foul hands upon you?
Mirtala: Mirtala looks sick and in shock, and not really capable of making more than blorping noises. Do you want to leave her like that or talk to her and make her feel better?
* Faiz just kind of stares, trying to keep distance from both the slime... thing and the statues.
Threden: (( Does she really look like blorp, for the record? ))
Mirtala: If you want to talk to her, it's a skill challenge! Roll any skill you think would be applicable.
Mirtala: (( Yes. _ ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 Diplomancy => 1 + 9 = 10
Mirtala: bl-blooorp ._
Serra: "Don't worry, it's alright now. We're here to help."
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Diplomancy => 17 + 8 = 25
Threden: (( ROLL INTIMIDATE. ))
Mirtala: blorp...?
Adric Kain: (( FEEL BETTER OR I'll FUCKING KILL YOU ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh bleh that didn't show ))
Adric Kain: (( It was supposed to be Faiz: FEEL BETTER OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ))
Mirtala: (( ))
Faiz: (( Don't trust what you can't eat~ ))
Mirtala: (( Keep trying~ ))
Threden: Hello, liquid being.
Mirtala: They said they were going to make soup out of me ;_;
* Faiz looks more at the... whatever that the slime's apparently tied to.
* Threden rolls: 1d20 Diplo => 12
Mirtala: (( do you have no mod to that? ))
Threden: (( I sure do not. ))
Mirtala: you're going to make soup out of me too ;_;
Mirtala: (( You think you might not want to fail so much. ))
Faiz: DON'T BE SILLY.
Faiz: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'D MAKE BAD SOUP ANYWAY.
Faiz:
Insight = 12       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 1
* Adric Kain facepalm
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Mirtala: Faiz realizes that she is a human, she just suffered severe mental and physical trauma.
Serra: (( Do you have like heal or something? ))
Faiz: (( DIPLOMACY MARCHES BACKWARDS ))
Mirtala: (( Next Diplo check gets +2 ))
Threden: (( Mecha and Tilus CAN roll again, by the way, right? ))
Mirtala: (( Yes ))
Serra: (( Who wants to be the one to go again? ))
Forge: No one is going to consume anyone for sustenance. For one, most of us do not eat at all. Second, we were sent to rescue you and those from your town.
* Adric Kain uses Words of Friendship, gains +5 to Diplomancy
Faiz: ...WAIT, WHY ARE YOU A...?
* Forge rolls: 1d20+1 hurr => 1 + 1 = 2
Forge: (( I AM THE DIPLOMACIEST. ))
Serra: (( YOU FOOL ))
Forge: (( I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR SQUISHY FEELINGS. ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+14 "Now now, we're here to rescue people from these fiendish creatures. We're heroes after all. Like knights in shining armor. => 8 + 14 = 22
Threden: (( Forge convinces Blorp that he is actually a demon. ))
Mirtala: Mirtala hides under the altar. About 30 minutes later, you convince her to come out, but she's not saying anything.
Imban: (( Yeah you guys failed this one badly ))
Faiz: (( ROBOT SAY CANNOT SOUP BECAUSE ROBOT CANNOT EAT. ME ROBOT BEST NEGOTIATE IN TOWN. ))
Serra: (( FLEED ))
Adric Kain: (( Did I at least get her phone number? ))
Serra: (( You saw the huge bonuses coming, let someone who's good at this do it! ))
Imban: (( fleed actually succeeded ))
Faiz: (( I didn't do shit! ))
Adric Kain: (( That was Forge ))
Serra: (( Oh. ))
Adric Kain: (( It's funny anyway ))
Forge: (( I already said stuff and kinda assumed that I was gonna have to roll. ))
* Faiz rumbles and crosses his arms.
Forge: (( Besides it's still funny. ))
Imban: (( Well at least she didn't turn into a bear. Count your small blessings ))
Serra: (( ))
Forge: (( She's a goobear. It's like the Cave Bear except when you hit her she splits into more goobears. ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Forge: (( Wait no gooeybears ))
Forge: (( GOOEYBEAAAARS, BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE ))
Faiz: WELL THIS ISN'T GOING TO GET US ANYWHERE.
Imban: (( If you wish to take an Extended Nap, I think that'll be it for tonight. Also, 3den needs to roll Endurance in that case. ))
Forge: (( Yeah I'm all for us camping for 8 hours in this room to get back surges and dailies some of us may have used to great effect ))
Adric Kain: (( Sure ))
Serra: (( Yeah, may as well. ))
* Faiz points at the... now-slime. "LOOK. EITHER YOU CAN TRUST US, THE GUYS WHO CHARGED IN HERE AND MURDERED UP THE GUYS WHO WERE GUARDING YOU, OR YOU CAN SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR MORE GOBLINS AND RATS."
Mirtala: blooorp ._.
Faiz: NOT MY PROBLEM.
Forge: (( We can also lump it into us making sure slimelady is sane before sending her running off back home ))
* Faiz sits down in a corner.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+12 END => 1 + 12 = 13
Imban: Threden shivers and suffers.
* Forge wanders over to a corner to recharge.
Imban: (( Still sick, -1 healing surge when you wake up. ))
Threden: Going into power saving mode.
Forge: (( Can we make heal checks to give him extra saving throws outside combat? ))
Imban: I'm sure you can't do exactly that, but there might be a "treat disease" function of heal you can use
* Faiz looks up to Threden. "HEY."
Faiz: STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY.
Faiz:
Heal = 21       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 1
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 9 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( That is the best use of heal ever ))
Forge: (( Just topping myself off for next time. ))
Threden: (( That's the Warlord heal. ))
Imban: Oh. Faiz fixes Threden during the extended rest then. So 3den is actually fine and -0 healing surges
Serra: (( Yeeeeah. ))
Faiz: (( I AM THE NEW BARD ))
Threden: (( Warlord should be the next class in Heroes of Neverwinter. ))
Imban: Yes it should
Adric Kain: That's...certainly something
Forge: (( Warlord's a cool class ))
* Adric Kain shrugs and goes to tell uplifting stories to the blorp girl to make her feel better.
Threden: (( So, is the extended nap 4/8 hours? Or just a rest? ))
Imban: (( 8 hours. ))
Imban: (( And me saving the server. ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 23 hit points.
Imban: Please refresh all your stats first~
Adric Kain: (( I'll make a log for Kulo ))
Serra: (( It's one week. ))
Serra: (( (no) ))
Forge: (( I'm still really pleased with myself that my daily crit. ))
Threden: (( When we reload the save, all the goblins are dead from old age. ))
Imban: You edited the save's date, didn't you?!?!
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Forge: (( I'd actually been mapping out paths for using it in a lot of battles, this was just the first time I decided to go with it ))
Imban: Shutting down in 2 minutes