Imban has connected.

Faiz has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

HAI GUYZ

Tilus has connected.

Faiz:

HAIGUE.

Threden has connected.

Azar has connected.

Azar Macan: (( yayyyyy ))

Azar Macan: (( GET OVER HERE ))

Adric Kain: (( Hi Scorpion ))

Imban:

Hrm. Kait and Blaine left, then

Imban:

SKREE

Azar Macan: (( Blaine is brb, sooo ))

Adric Kain: (( Blaine is feeding pigs. Kait is..................................................................................................... ))

Threden: (( Blaine is feeding Kait?! ))

Adric Kain: (( I don't want to think of what Kaiterra does ))

Forge has connected.

Azar Macan: (( heyyy ))

Imban:

Hi Blaine!

Azar Macan: (( I already dragged your Token to the group ))

Forge:

Gotta go find where Forge is

Adric Kain: (( On this map ))

Imban: (( Waiting 5 minutes for Kait, then starting ))

Adric Kain: (( Which will take you half an hour to load ))

Forge: (( Ok there we go ))

Azar Macan: (( was there ever a session log put up? ))

Azar Macan: (( oh, no ))

Forge: (( Eventually I'll need to get you guys to show me how to make utility macros out of this ))

Forge: (( Also do not pay this roll any mind I'm testing the size of the chat window ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5

Forge: (( Alright that's good ))

Azar Macan: (( ahaha man those..totally have lower defenses ))

Azar Macan: (( I recall the numbers being more argh ))

Serra: (( Yeah, they were made less argh at the end of last session. ))

Forge: (( Ok give me the cribnote version. I heard Kuro telling me they were made of pain and suffering ))

Azar Macan: (( they're a swarm of tiny creatures. their favorite tactic is to bumrush someone, try and trip then, then attack them. ))

Azar Macan: (( also they have an aura of 'you get hurt' from being near them. ))

Serra: (( We enter Rivenroar, immediately fight off these hobgoblins who had annoying defenses but dropped easily enough, went right to come to this room. ))

Serra: (( The center is made up of runes of kill youz. ))

Azar Macan: (( and by immediately you mean it took two hours ))

Serra: (( Yeah. ))

Imban: (( TIME OVER. ))

Azar Macan: (( because their defenses are just...ARGH ))

Imban:

Lavos drags Gad off to chew on him.

Serra: (( Also, the snakes effectively dropped Faiz in one turn, and looked well on their way towards TPKing us. ))

Forge: (( Ok, so stay out of the middle of the room? ))

Serra: (( Yeah. ))

Azar Macan: (( yes ))

Azar Macan: (( ALSO RECALL ONE TRIPPED ME AND NAT 20'D ME ))

Imban: (( If people want to shift around since Gad is gone, they can. Otherwise, roll initiative! ))

Forge: (( I'm cool here ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Init => 9

Faiz:

Initiative = 14       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 1

* Forge rolls: 1d20+4 => 20 + 4 = 24

* Azar rolls: 1d20+1 GO TIME => 18 + 1 = 19

* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 => 13 + 2 = 15

Forge: (( Holy ballsacks Batman ))

Azar Macan: (( so do we get to roll nature and fail at it again? ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20 INITIATIVEIZING => 19

Faiz: (( A-MA-zing! A NEW RECORD ))

Forge: (( Ok so someone direct me to the better target because I think I've got first sewn up ))

Serra: (( The gnome is invisible. ))

Azar Macan: (( the gnoll in the corner is hiding. if you spot him, go after him ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Gnome initiative. He's totally hidden at... really damn good, let's roll that again => 19 + 8 = 27

Serra: (( So take your pick of snake swarms. ))

Azar Macan: (( otherwise don't do out alone ))

Azar Macan: (( they will murder you ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 How well is the gnome hiding => 19 + 11 = 30

Forge: (( What do I do to see the gnomell? ))

Imban: (( roll a spot of 30 or better ))

Forge: (( Nothing apparently! ))

Serra: (( Roll perception, beat a 30. ))

Forge: (( Not happening. ))

Serra: (( Which I don't think you're gonna do. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Drake init 1 => 8 + 7 = 15

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Drake init 2 => 13 + 7 = 20

Imban:

The gnome holds his action.

Forge has received initiative.

* Forge takes a look in the room, trying to choose a target.

Forge:

Hrmph..

Faiz:

ALL THIS AND MORE CAN BE YOURS.

Forge: (( Are the runes "step on them and fail" or just traveling over them at all? ))

Serra: (( Traveling on them = stepping on them = fail ))

Azar Macan: (( META-GAMING AT ITS FINEST ))

Forge: (( Not if I fly. ))

Serra: (( We don't know if flying over them lets you avoid them. ))

Forge: (( That's why I asked! ))

Imban: (( All that's really known about them is that they glow and that they TOTALLY FRIED FAIZ when he ran over them last time. ))

Faiz: (( They only did like 6 damage but yeah I was at around FOUR so... ))

Forge: (( Alright I won't do that for now. ))

Forge: (( But my Encounter totally lets me fly. ))

Forge: (( And hold ))

Imban: (( ... can you hold a partial action in 4e? ))

Forge: (( I meant hold as in wait here ))

Imban: (( Oh, okay ))

Faiz: (( Not like he can do anything else. ))

Forge: (( Not holding an action. I should have been more clear. ))

Azar Macan: (( END TURN Y/N ))

Serra: (( You can on a trigger! ))

Forge: (( I can't attack anyone unless I travel over the runes. ))

Serra: (( Well, you can charge swarm 1. ))

Forge: (( Yeah that'll work out wonderfully. ))

Imban:

The swarm of chittering, tiny drakes in the top right charges forward, planting itself in front of Faiz and Threden!

Faiz: (( Look at how well that worked last time. ))

Azar Macan: (( but that's exactly what fleed did last time and yeah ))

Serra: (( True. ))

Faiz: (( "DOGGY!" ))

Imban: (( provokes from Faiz ))

Forge: (( This at least gives me a staging area. ))

Faiz:

D'AW.

Faiz:

Melee Basic • Opportunity • Weapon YOU'RE SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU UP. Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 loses 5 hit points.

Imban:

They then attempt to pull Faiz to the ground!

Forge: (( I give you an A for connecting and an F for damage ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Fortitude => 6 + 7 = 13

Imban:

Failing that, they just eat his face off.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. AC => 7 + 8 = 15

Imban:

Failing that, they... kinda just fail!

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( YAYYYY ))

Forge: (( Sad swarm in the snow ))

Azar Macan:

You're a horrible little bunch of...things.

Faiz:

PLEASE GET THESE OFF. I DO NOT TAKE WELL TO PETS.

Adric Kain:

Insulting them is what I do.

Azar Macan:

*KA-JUDGEMENT*

Imban: (( Oh right, I keep forgetting they resist stuff :V ))

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 is healed and gains 2 hit points.

Forge:

They do not smell particularly well either.

Imban: (( derp. ))

Azar Macan:

Let's see how you like....

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic SCARY SHINY EYES Attack = 24 vs. Will       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 10   Psychic       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.

Forge: (( They do not like that at all ))

Azar Macan: (( HOW ABOUT THAT BITCH-ASS ))

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED loses 5 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d6 => 3

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED loses 3 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( I should...label that, yeah. ))

Forge: (( Do they resist all damage? ))

Azar Macan: (( isn't it just ranged and physical, or...? ))

Serra: (( They resist melee and ranged only I believe. ))

Serra: (( DOKKAAAAAN! hits normally, but, well, DOKKAAAAAN!. ))

Forge: (( That was Psychic so they should take full then? ))

Imban: (( That was a ranged attack. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Attacks are less effective. Too many clustered together.

Forge: (( So they resist everything. ))

Serra: (( They don't resist AOEs. ))

Serra: (( But the only AOE I have is DOKKAAAAN!. ))

Forge: (( But every attack is at its core a melee or range attack ))

* Adric Kain points his wand at swarm 2. "BOOM!"

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 25 vs. Will       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED loses 2 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Faiz hit them ))

Forge: (( Holy fucknuggets ))

Serra: (( Nope, there's melee, ranged, close, and area. ))

Threden: (( To be fair, the mob is, in fact, a large swarm of individual creatures. ))

Azar Macan: (( why did it roll 0 for damage? ))

Serra: (( The latter two being AOE types. ))

Adric Kain: (( Because the power does 4 damage ))

Adric Kain: (( Also the attack Faiz makes) ))

Forge: (( PUSH IT ONTO THE RUNES ))

Threden: (( They "resist" because you arn't hitting just one of them. ))

Adric Kain: (( Which he should totally make ))

Azar Macan: (( pushing in into the runes is obviously the plan. BUT FLEED NEEDS TO WAKE UP ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok, Fleed sucks. Threden, hit them ))

Forge: (( Fleed is typiiiiing ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))

Forge: (( Do you not have those popups? ))

Faiz: (( Ugh, sorry that people SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR AND IT WASN'T MY TURN. ))

Imban: (( lolol ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))

Azar Macan: (( oh ok ))

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon SWORD TO THE FACE! Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED loses 3 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 2d6 => 11

* Imban rolls: 2d6 => 5

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED loses 16 hit points.

Threden has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( wait, EACH RUNE DOES DAMAGE. ))

Faiz:

I FEEL VINDICATED.

Adric Kain:

"As I said. Boom."

Forge: (( Yeah I am glad I didn't try to go across the entire thing ))

Azar Macan:

Good showing!

Forge:

That was an excellent use of hazards.

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Dragging across marked area effective damage.

Adric Kain:

I figured the runes were either a trap or a prison.

Adric Kain:

Or part of some weird ritual.

Azar Macan:

By the way, what *are* these things?

Threden: (( Targeting swarm 2 ))

Adric Kain:

Runes.

Threden:

Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings. Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 4   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 3 Hit: You pull the target one square.

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED loses 2 hit points.

Azar Macan:

No, the horrible little things we're killing.

Adric Kain:

More than that will have to wait until we're not being assaulted by tiny drakes.

* Imban rolls: 2d6 => 4

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 2 CURSED loses 4 hit points.

Faiz:

HAHA. LOOK AT THEM BURN.

Threden:

Strategy effective.

Imban:

The other drake swarm skitters across the floor into the gap in the heroes' lines!

* Forge looks at his own arms.

Forge:

Those could be useful adaptations for the future.

Faiz:

THEY DO LOOK MIGHTY EFFECTIVE.

Imban:

It attempts to trip... Azar!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 7 = 13

Imban:

Azar is pulled to the ground by a horde of little drakes!

Azar Macan: (( YOUUUU ))

Serra: (( But but but but but he's an eagle (in addition to being a shark and a panther)! You can't trip eagles! ))

Faiz:

OH, DEAR.

Imban:

They then leap on and eat him!

Azar Macan:

WHY DO I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEELING OF DEJA VU?

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 BECAUSE IT KEEPS HAPPENING (vs. AC) => 8 + 10 = 18

* Imban rolls: 2d10+4 => 10 + 4 = 14

Forge: (( USE YOUR BEAK KNIFE, IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE ))

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 14 hit points.

Faiz: (( I TOLD YOU BRO ))

Faiz: (( I TOLD YOU ABOUT DRAKESWARMS ))

Azar Macan: (( WELL THAT WAS SLIGHTLY LESS HORRIBLE ))

Imban:

The gnome comes out of hiding and steps up behind Threden.

Imban:

And jabs a war pick into the back of his face!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 It might hurt! (vs. AC) => 19 + 9 = 28

Serra: (( And it somehow gets through the met hat? ))

Azar Macan: (( these dice ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+3 It hurts! => 8 + 4 + 3 = 15

Threden:

Threden loses 15 hit points.

Threden: (( Wouldn't it have been beside, since I would have been facing the dead swarm? ))

Gnome Skulk:

You will perish here, in Rivenroar, at the hands of the Red Hand!

Gnome Skulk: (( Well... close enough really. ))

Faiz:

HEY THERE, TINY ARCHER.

Faiz has received initiative.

Imban:

Faiz starts his turn next to the swarm of jerks! ...they eat him!

Azar Macan: (( JERKS ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 And they have combat advantage with the gnome too! => 6 + 10 = 16

* Imban rolls: 1d10+4 => 7 + 4 = 11

Faiz:

Faiz loses 11 hit points.

Serra: (( JERKS ))

Threden: (( JERKS ))

Faiz:

T-THAT...

Azar Macan: (( jerk chicken ))

Faiz:

EARTHQUAKE.

Faiz: (( >MARKAN ))

Faiz:

Shockwave • Standard • Primal, Weapon, Zone IMPACT!! Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 4 Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.

* Faiz rolls: 1d10+4 => 8 + 4 = 12

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1 loses 16 hit points.

Gnome Skulk:

Gnome Skulk loses 12 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( 16? ))

Adric Kain: (( Don't correct him! ))

Imban: (( They're vulnerable (5) to that attack. ))

Azar Macan: (( ohhh ))

Forge: (( Would a close blast hit around a corner? ))

Faiz: (( MOUNTAIN CRUSHING FOR LIFE. ))

Imban: (( yes ))

Forge: (( Excellent. ))

Threden: (( Because it's a Close Blast? ))

Imban: (( as long as it's not hopelessly around a corner, as in you have line of sight ))

Serra has received initiative.

Forge: (( From a space I cannot see him. Because speaking in grids I can hit him without being next to him. ))

Serra:

"You bunch of creeps! Get off him right now!"

* Serra uses Dishearten (augment 1) on the remaining swarm!

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Vs. Will => 12 + 5 = 17

Azar Macan: (( warden powers don't affect allies in general, right? ))

Faiz: (( Impact specifically targets enemies. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6 Damage, also takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls and can't make opportunity attacks until the end of my next turn => 2

Serra: (( +4 ))

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1 loses 1 hit points.

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1 loses 2 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( well, I was thinking since I'm on my ass, I'd get a nice rock massage ))

Forge has received initiative.

Imban:

Lavos consumes the dead.

Faiz: (( I am nothing if not thoughtful. ))

Forge: (( Can I close blast him froooom... ))

Adric Kain: (( One more over ))

Forge: (( Then I'd be touching him. ))

Azar Macan: (( it can't make opportunity attacks ))

Serra: (( What's the size of the close blast? ))

Adric Kain: (( You aslo woudn't be provoking one ))

Forge: (( I can still start my turn next to him ))

Imban: (( ...no you can't. ))

Forge: (( Close Blast 2 ))

Adric Kain: (( No you can't ))

Adric Kain: (( Unless we go the entire turn without killing him ))

Serra: (( Ah. ))

Imban: (( How... would you even do that? You aren't next to him, and your turn just started. ))

Imban: (( Well I guess next turn. ))

Azar Macan: (( couldn't you go right in front of him and close blast both enemies? ))

Forge: (( I'm SAYING if I walk one square further I would start my next turn next to him ))

Threden: (( That would provoke. ))

Forge: (( Which I don't want to do ))

Serra: (( It can't make OAs. ))

Adric Kain: (( He's not going to be there next turn, Blaine ))

Azar Macan: (( Yeah, tilus just fucked it over. ))

Forge: (( Fine. ))

* Forge holds a hand up, letting it glow brightly.

Forge:

......HACHO!

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 18 vs. Ref       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1 loses 17 hit points.

Faiz:

HAWHA...?

Gnome Skulk:

Gnome Skulk loses 12 hit points.

* Forge impacts the ground, sending out ripples around the corner

Adric Kain: (( Can you still flurry? ))

Forge: (( I don't hit the gnome ))

Gnome Skulk:

Gnome Skulk is healed and gains 12 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( this is we said in front of itttt ))

Forge: (( It would "hit" the swarm, Threden and Faiz ))

Imban: (( OK. ))

Forge: (( Then I wouldn't hit the swarm ))

Forge: (( And yes flurry the swarm for no damage. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah it's a blast, not a burst. ))

Forge: (( Because it resists all the damage. ))

Azar Macan: (( how much is your flurry? ))

Forge: (( Oh wait no. It takes ONE. ))

Serra: (( Yeah, go ahead and flurry it. If you do 4 damage it'll kill. ))

Forge:

It'll resist it because it's physical~

Azar Macan: (( it'll reisist HALF ))

Forge: (( And no it takes no damage at all. My Flurry is exactly 5. ))

Imban: (( ... ))

Threden: (( That'd kill it. ))

Serra: (( It's resist 50%. So if you normally do 4 damage it'll kill. ))

Threden: (( It's Resist 50%. ))

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1:

Needlefang Drake Swarm 1 loses 3 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( what kind of space math are you using, Blaine? ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Forge: (( The kind where I thought it was Resist 5 ))

Forge: (( Which looked right for EVERY OTHER TURN BEFORE MINE ))

Faiz:

I STILL FEEL BEDRAGONNED.

Imban:

Lavos demands we move on. :

Azar Macan:

At least you didn't get knocked over!

Azar Macan:

*STAND UP*

Faiz:

DO I-- AM I ALRIGHT, ARE THERE STILL...?

Forge:

You are fine, friend Faiz.

Azar Macan: (( I can still attack, right? Or is there too much shit in the way? ))

Imban: (( You can attack ))

Faiz:

OH.

Imban: (( I think you take a -2 because cover, but ))

* Forge adjusts his belt slightly, glaring around Threden towards the gnome.. as best a robot can glare.

Imban: (( like... all the cover ))

Azar Macan: (( I can't shift then attack, right? ))

Imban: (( No, since you used your move action ))

Forge: (( Space next to me is safe. ))

Serra: (( He burned his move getting up, so nope he can't move + attack. ))

Azar Macan:

JUDGEMENT TIME!

Azar Macan:

*KA-CURSE*

Forge: (( Oh. You can DOUBLE MOVE. ))

Forge: (( Then charge. ))

Adric Kain: (( No he can't ))

Imban: (( ...HE'S A WIZARD and where the hell would he charge into? ))

Forge: (( The fucking bear did, ))

Serra: (( He's a warlock. Charging does diddlysquat. ))

Azar Macan: (( the bear wasn't knocked on its ass ))

Adric Kain: (( The bear didn't use it's move action ot stand up ))

Forge: (( You can sacrifice your standard for a move right? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Serra: (( You can. ))

Forge: (( Do that to move and then charge. ))

Imban: (( ... ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes but then he has no standard to charge with ))

Azar Macan: (( but then I can't attack, can I? ))

Imban: (( then he has no standard to charge with ))

Imban: (( nor would charging be a sane idea in any case ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic SCARY SHINY EYES Attack = 5 vs. Will       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.

Forge: (( Then how did the bear double move and charge? ))

Azar Macan: (( WELL SUPER FAIL ))

Imban: (( it moved and charged! And that super failed! ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Serra: (( It moved, and moved again as part of the charge. ))

Threden: (( The charge was the second move. ))

Faiz:

HI.

Adric Kain:

Hi!

Imban:

Lavos eats this one early.

* Adric Kain points wand at Goblin. "Boom"

Threden: (( A charge attempt involves a move action and then a basic melee attack. ))

Faiz:

YOU... YOU GOT SOME DRAGON ON YOU.

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 16 vs. Will       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Gnome Skulk CURSED:

Gnome Skulk CURSED loses 4 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( best at-will ever ))

Adric Kain: (( Threeden free attack ))

Threden:

Melee Basic Attack • Standard • Weapon You spear the enemy. Attack = 10 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 4   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 3

Azar Macan: (( well for this room, at leasr ))

* Imban rolls: 2d6 => 7

* Imban rolls: 2d6 => 10

Adric Kain: (( Alas ))

Gnome Skulk CURSED:

Gnome Skulk CURSED loses 17 hit points.

Imban:

The gnome vanishes in a puff of smoke!

Forge: (( Well he's boned. ))

Serra: (( It barely hangs on to life. ))

Imban: (( It's invisible to all of you. ))

Threden has received initiative.

Forge: (( Now we just won't see it die to runes ))

Azar Macan:

Wait, what just happened?

Faiz:

...THAT FLOOR IS AWESOME.

Forge:

I do not believe that was a function of the runes.

Adric Kain: (( It can still get out ))

Adric Kain:

No idea.

Azar Macan: (( it takes a step to the right~ ))

Threden:

The creature cannot have gotten far in it's damaged state.

Adric Kain:

But since dead bodies usually take 6 seconds to vanish...

Faiz:

MAYBE WE JUST HIT IT THAT HARD.

Adric Kain:

I'd suggest blocking the exit.

Threden: (( Is there something I can do? Like roll Perception? ))

Imban: (( Uh, no. Since invisible. ))

Imban: (( You can flail helplessly, I guess. ))

Imban: (( Or use some ability you don't have that lets you see invisible. ))

Imban: (( Or AoE blast the area it's in and kill it. ))

Forge: (( We can throw an AOE right? ))

Serra: (( I have an AOE. ))

Faiz: (( "SWORD BLINDLY" is both flailing and invisible-seeing! ))

Forge: (( I do too. Mine's at-will ))

Serra: (( But it gets to act before I can throw it. ))

Threden:

Advancing to barricade the exit.

Forge: (( I would Resolve, as well ))

Threden: (( And using Warforged Resolve. ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 3 hit points.

Threden: (( And 3 temp. Ending turn. ))

Imban: (( Huh. He's actually still marked by Faiz. Lame. ))

Faiz: (( Bwahaha. ))

Imban:

The gnome sneakity-sneaks over to Faiz and stabs him in the face!

Azar Macan: (( pfahahah really? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 STAB => 15 + 9 = 24

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+3 => 7 + 1 + 3 = 11

Faiz:

WHAT--

Faiz:

Faiz loses 11 hit points.

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

...

Faiz:

BROHAM, YOU ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT.

Faiz:

EXCEED SHIFT • Minor • Healing READY!! Effect: TIGER MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +3 bonus to damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.

Adric Kain:

Well, punch it in the face.

Forge: (( ROBOT KICK ))

Azar Macan:

You just made a horrible mistake.

Faiz:

Rock Grasper • Standard • Primal, Weapon ROCK BIND! FUCK YOU! Attack = 10 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is slowed until the end of your next turn.

Imban:

You miss by a little over a mile!

Adric Kain: (( ACtion point yo ))

Faiz: (( And markin'. ))

Faiz: (( And that. ))

Faiz:

Armor Impact • Standard • Primal, Weapon ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ. Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.

Gnome Skulk CURSED:

Gnome Skulk CURSED loses 11 hit points.

Imban:

The gnome skulk staggers back into the runes... and explodes.

Adric Kain:

Boom.

Serra: (( Aww. And had it made it through THAT attack I would've brought out a hilarious usage of DOKKAAAAN!. ))

Serra: (( Augment 2 of static mote lets me push an enemy towards the mote. ))

Forge: (( Forge wins! Flawless victory! ))

Adric Kain: (( Actually he's down to 10 HP. ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh, forge. Not faiz ))

* Faiz rumbles and crosses his arms.

Forge: (( I'm a Monk and nobody hit me. I had to do it once. ))

Adric Kain:

Now, let's see if these runes do anything other than explode things!

Threden:

Effect of floor markings interesting.

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Arcana To figure out the runes => 4 + 8 = 12

Adric Kain: (( Suck ))

Serra:

"That would be a good idea."

Forge:

I am glad I decided to skirt the edge of the room.

* Serra also moves up and examines the runes.

Adric Kain:

I....well they explode things!

Imban:

The runes spell out "VON JALLACH". You recall that is the name of the crypt you are in.

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Arcana go! => 10 + 9 = 19

Azar Macan:

Maybe I'll try as well....

Faiz: (( We can rest up, right? ))

Imban: (( You can take a short rest, yes, of course. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes. I'll sing so you gain 4 more HP than normal ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+6 Arcana => 18 + 6 = 24

Faiz: (( Per surge? ))

Serra: (( Per surge, yes ))

Adric Kain: (( Yep ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 22 hit points.

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 19 hit points.

Faiz: (( Oh god dammit I CLICKED HEAL. ))

Faiz: (( YOU SINGIN' AWFUL ))

Forge: (( FAIZ IS HERE ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 32 hit points.

Imban: (( FAIZ EXPLODES ))

Threden: (( Faiz critically fails his healing surge. Accidentally stabs self in the eye. ))

Forge: (( FAIZ IS DEAD! ))

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan is healed and gains 11 hit points.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 12 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( "Well that hasn't happened in a few weeks" ))

Faiz:

PLEASE DO NOT SHRIEK LIKE THAT AGAIN.

Azar Macan: (( so hey does an arcana of 24 figure out anything, Imban? ))

Imban: (( Actually, Mecha's shitty result figured it out ))

Imban: (( it just says "VON JALLACH" ))

Forge:

Your repair systems may have taken damage. Do you require a diagnostic?

Serra:

"Well, if we're all ready, let's proceed over into the next room and see if there's anything there."

* Faiz sits in the corner. ._.

Azar Macan: (( how do I remove the bloody aura ))

Adric Kain: (( Right click and uncheck the checked thing ))

Imban: (( I removed it, but uh ))

Forge: (( It's under State ))

Imban: (( it's stat> other2 ))

Imban: (( state ))

Forge: (( NOW YOU'RE HIDDEN ))

Azar Macan: (( ah. and there's no other state I could use for CURSED instead of, uh ))

Azar Macan: (( editing names? ))

Imban: (( not really, no ))

Imban: (( I use 1-4 for my own stuff already ))

Forge: (( Halo. ))

Azar Macan: (( I'll continue doing that then ))

Adric Kain:

Well, I imagine whatever's in the next room is either deaf or unconcerned with what we were doing in here.

Forge: (( See? ))

Imban: (( Sure, you can do that. I guess. ))

Forge: (( Halo -> Whatever color you fancy ))

* Forge takes a look down the hall

Adronsius:

ACTUALLY COULD YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR AND FREE ME?

Adric Kain:

Or they're a prisoner.

Faiz:

THE DOOR SPEAKS.

Azar Macan:

Huzzah, progress!

Serra:

"Oh hey, so someone is in there."

Adric Kain:

We'll free you if you promise not to try to kill us.

Forge:

You have poor manners for one indentured to our assistance.

Adric Kain:

Or if you're a beautiful woman, though with that voice I doubt it.

Azar Macan: (( worst best party ))

Faiz:

...W-WHAT...?

Threden:

We will comply.

Adronsius:

I MIGHT KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF HERE

Forge: (( I'm unaligned, technically I don't have to help anyone! ))

Forge:

That would be difficult from your current location.

Serra:

"Let's just open the door."

Adronsius:

MAYBE I HAVE DWARVEN MIND BULLETS.

Threden: (( Is there anything about the door that would make opening difficult? ))

* Adric Kain looks to Serra at that.

Faiz:

OH, MIND BULLETS. I'VE HEARD OF THOSE.

Azar Macan:

Aren't we here to rescue people anyways?

Forge:

Perhaps we can simply leave.

Adric Kain:

Is that a real thing?

Faiz: (( SHOUTING MATCH ))

Imban:

No, the door isn't even locked.

Forge:

Regardless, this one is not showing the proper tone to request assistance.

Threden: (( Roll to make him believe you are trustworthy ))

Faiz:

BUT HE HAS MIND BULLETS.

Serra:

"We are here to rescue people, yes."

* Threden just walks through the door

Faiz:

UGH.

* Adric Kain shrugs and follows 3Den

Forge:

I will not argue the point, though I resent his lack of tact.

Imban:

You see a dwarf chained to the wall at the southern end of the room. He looks badly beaten.

Adric Kain:

You know it wasn't even locked, righ....oooooh.

* Faiz stops and... eyes the... fountain. What.

Adronsius:

YEAH THESE CHAINS KIND OF ARE THOUGH

Adric Kain:

Suddenly this explains everything.

Threden:

I shall attempts to remove them.

Imban:

There's... a working fountain in the room.

Azar Macan:

...why is there a water fountain here?

Faiz:

...WHO PUTS AN ORNATE FOUNTAIN IN A PRISON CELL?

Azar Macan:

...I'm not drinking from it.

Adronsius:

There was a gnome who had the key, by the way, if you've seen him.

Faiz:

UH.

Faiz:

DEFINE 'SEEN'.

Adric Kain:

He sort of exploded.

Adronsius:

Oh. That sounds awesome. So you have the key, right?

Forge:

That would explain the stumbling.

Threden:

Negative.

Faiz:

DEFINE 'HAVE'.

Serra:

"Did he look kind of roguish and like to turn invisible?"

Forge:

He did not desire to escape, but to prevent us access to the keys.

Adronsius:

Are there any gnomes who don't? Player's Handbook 2 wasn't released yet...!

Azar Macan:

Well, if it's still there, it's in the middle of a floor of horrible killing runes.

Faiz:

IF BY 'HAVE' YOU MEAN 'POSSESS A SEVEN-FOOT SHARPENED SLAB OF STEEL THAT MAY ALSO BE USEFUL IN HACKING CHAINS' THEN YES. I HAVE A KEY.

Forge: (( It's a key all the time, and when you stick it in someone it unlocks their death. ))

Faiz: (( See, you get it. ))

Faiz: (( It's a skeleton key. ))

Adric Kain:

I'll go check.

Threden: (( So, can I just RIP THE CHAINS? ))

Adronsius: (( Sure, make a Strength check. ))

Threden: (( ROBOT BRUTE ))

Faiz: (( Can I help or somethin'? ))

Adric Kain: (( Is the key on the exploding floor? ))

Forge: (( See this is why we needed the bard here. ))

Azar Macan: (( oh hey ))

Forge: (( So he could sing IT'S TIME TO BREAK THE CHAINS ))

Imban:

The key is actually NOT on it, and instead where he died, south of it.

Azar Macan: (( can I assist this? ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22

* Adric Kain grabs the key

Imban:

Threden rips the chains right out of the walls.

Adric Kain:

He I got the ke......nevermind.

Faiz:

HAHA LOOK AT THAT.

Faiz:

WE ARE AWESOME.

Azar Macan:

The key would still be useful to remove the chains from his body.

Faiz:

MAYBE IT CAN BE A FASHION STATEMENT.

Threden:

Operation success.

Faiz:

PRISON-CHIC MAY BE ALL THE RAGE IN THE BIG CITIES. YOU DON'T KNOW.

Adric Kain:

I dunno, the idea of a dwarf who wears the remains of tattered chains while beating up gnomes would be good for the book.

Adronsius:

Hmph.

Forge:

When you compose this piece, you should perhaps alter his tone of gratitude.

* Adric Kain tosses the key to the dwarf.

* Adronsius takes it.

Adric Kain:

I'd only do that if I made him not a dwarf.

Adronsius:

So I've seen two of the other prisoners, and know where one probably is.

Faiz:

OH.

Adric Kain:

And if I did that, it'd be a beautiful woman.

Adronsius:

That said, are you really going to do anything other than murder your way through this entire complex?

Serra:

"Oh? Where might this be?"

Faiz:

...WE DIDN'T HAVE MANY OTHER PLANS.

Threden:

If required.

Adronsius:

Yeah, so I'm thinking exact directions don't matter so much.

Azar Macan:

What else would be in here?

Adric Kain:

Warforged aren't known for being stealthy.

Forge:

We were hired to return treasures and imprisoned citizens. If they resist we will destroy them.

Azar Macan:

Well, besides this...fountain.

Azar Macan:

Why...is there a fountain.

Serra:

"We're going to keep looking until we find all the prisoners."

Serra: (( Well, you're also one third shark, right Kuro? You can swim in it maybe? ))

Faiz:

WE WILL SAVE ALL THE CHILDREN. AND SINCE ALL THE CHILDREN ARE NOT HERE, WE WILL FIND ALL THE CHILDREN ELSEWHERE.

* Faiz looks thoughtful.

Forge:

All are children to someone.

Threden:

Will you require further aid?

Adronsius:

No, I'll be alright. I'll just rest up here and then head back to Brindol.

Adric Kain:

Yeah we ran into some tough resistance on the way here.

Adric Kain:

Like a Fiendish Dire Bear

Faiz:

BE AWARE OF THE BEARS.

Adronsius:

Maybe I'll ride a bear back home. It'll be awesome.

Faiz:

WHAT.

Adronsius:

See you around.

Forge:

We killed the bear.

Adronsius:

He goes to slump by the fountain and relax.

Serra:

"Well, if he's friends with a bear he should have no trouble making it back safely. We all know how tough bears are, right?"

Threden:

OBSERVATION: The liklihood of there only beign one bear in this region is slim.

* Faiz just looks to be at a loss, now.

Adric Kain:

Well, let's go look for the rest!

Faiz:

Y-YES.

Forge:

Fighting a bear with one's own hands is a largely underestimated practice.

* Serra meanwhile heads out and leaves the dwarven guy to rest.

Azar Macan:

Be safe!

* Faiz stares at the broken chains a bit and shrugs, before trundling back to the others.

Faiz:

SHHHFUH.

Serra:

"So now we're back here. Left or up this time?"

Azar Macan:

what did the nameplates say, again?

Adric Kain:

I'd say left.

Imban:

The left one says "To Von Urstadt".

Imban:

The north one says "To Rivenroar Family"

Imban:

The right one, which you just came from, said "To Von Jallach".

Adric Kain:

Hmm. So these are family tombs.

Azar Macan:

Still doesn't explain the fountain. Unless that man really liked fountains.

Adric Kain:

Some people just like fountains.

Forge:

That was a fairly poor tomb, unless his remains were cast onto the runes.

Imban: (( Did you miss the slots for coffins along the walls in the rune room? ))

Threden: (( They were never really mentioned, so probably. ))

Forge: (( Yes I did! ))

Faiz: (( YEAH WE WERE KIND OF PREOCCUPIED WITH DRAGONS AND EXPLODOFLOOR. ))

Imban: (( Oh okay! ))

Forge: (( HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT ))

Serra:

"Well, anyone object to going left?"

Adric Kain:

I'm betting the Rivenroar tomb is a larger one. Namesake of the keep and all.

Azar Macan: (( spacebar ))

Serra: (( WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING YOU PEOPLE ))

Forge: (( Welcome to GTA: Rivenroar. Kill the blue arrow! ))

Faiz: (( Now I'm just imagining a big "GO" sign like you see in scrolling beat 'em ups. ))

Azar Macan:

Let's see what else lies in this place...

Imban: (( Your DM is having a spot of feeling really bad. Please wait warmly. ))

Imban: (( and/or decide where you're going. ))

Azar Macan: (( let's position ourselves into the next room ))

Azar Macan: (( unless you guys want me to try and sneak ))

Forge: (( Hahaha. ))

Forge: (( You're funny. ))

Faiz: (( I'll be back shortly as well. ))

Azar Macan: (( well I did it for the drake room ))

Azar Macan: (( because stairs ))

Azar Macan: (( and reported 'THERE'S HORRIBLE THINGS IN THERE EATING THE GOBLIN' ))

Forge: (( Well while we have time I shall quest to the land of Ki'Chen for the ancient lost bowl of ravioli ))

Azar Macan: (( I shall quest for the lost tomb of Was Hroom. ))

Faiz: (( THE HORADRIM ONCE SPOKE OF SUCH A BOWL, BUT IT HAS LONG BEEN LOST! ))

Adric Kain: (( I shall also brb ))

Forge: (( I HAVE FOUND THE BOWL ))

Forge: (( IDENTIFY IT ))

Forge: (( Also time for a Diablo joke ))

Serra: (( *blubblubblubblubblub* "It's a ?BOWL." HOW COULD THIS BE!? ))

Forge: (( MAY THE SPIRIT OF ARKAIN PROTECT ME ))

Forge: (( MAY THE SPIRIT OF ARKAIN PROTECT ME ))

Forge: (( MAY THE SPIRIT OF ARKAIN PROTECT ME ))

Forge: (( MAY THE SPIRIT OF ARKAIN PROTECT ME ))

Imban: (( *flumph* ))

Serra: (( flumph!? ))

Adric Kain: (( dead imban? ))

Imban: (( *tosses Mecha at #terminal for a second* ))

Imban: (( oh. Fucking great. Aniverse is going down in a minute. ))

Imban: (( Whatever. ))

Serra: (( Again? ))

Imban: (( Yes. ))

Serra: (( Seriously, aniverse? ))

Forge: (( Aniverse: The best server ))

Azar Macan: (( erm ))

Azar Macan: (( 16:28 -Global- « Peorth = Invalid expression: Peorth. » a server reboot will be occuring shortly 16:30 -Ukyo- Server rebooting for maintanance bbiaf ))

Serra: (( You've only got a couple hundred connections. Why do you need to explode so often? It's not like we're stressing you. ))

Imban: (( be back into a fire. ))

Azar Macan: (( is there a thing there? ))

Serra: (( Yeah. that was peorth, a serverop, talking. ))

Azar Macan: (( okay. because it went through with ERROR ))

Adric Kain: (( Because this program parses stuff weird ))

Imban: (( That was just maptool sucking ))

Forge: (( I'm not entirely convinced they don't just flick it on and off because they're amused by it. ))

Serra: (( XD ))

Serra: (( Oh huh. So there IS a channel with a larger audience than the simchamber or zeal. ))

Forge: (( Is it for hentai fileserving? ))

Serra: (( the honobono fansub group still has their channel here. ))

Azar Macan: (( what do they sub? ))

Serra: (( They do fluffy slice of life-y stuff, before you ask. ))

Adric Kain: (( Probably nothing good ))

Serra: (( It's all old as the hills, too. ))

Serra: (( And they sub slow as molasses. ))

Serra: (( But I've seen some of it and they do good stuff. ))

Azar Macan: (( SO HOW ABOUT THIS DUNEGON ))

Serra: (( well I should rather say it's a combo of fluffy slice of life stuff and traditional magical girl series. ))

Forge: (( SURE HAS A LAYOUT ))

Imban: (( Well that's what honobono means...! ))

Serra: (( It is! ))

Forge: (( What about sonnybono? ))

Imban: (( SO HEY ABOUT THIS DUNGEON ))

Imban: (( Uh. Give me 5 more minutes. ))

Serra: (( azar: I'm guessing based upon imban's response that he's feeling like flopban. ))

Faiz: (( THIS IS A DUNGEON?! ))

Azar Macan: (( well we fought sorta-dragons! ))

Faiz: (( Well, at least we can't say he slept THROUGH the session, just DURING. ))

Imban: (( Actually I'm not sleeping I'm... upset. ))

Faiz: (( Ha, well. ))

Serra: (( Ah. ))

Imban: (( Taking 5 minutes to stop wanting to punch stuff wouldn't help sleeping. ))

Threden: (( Not us, is it? ))

Forge: (( This calls for PONYQUEST ))

Forge: (( *plays* ))

Imban: (( Not you, no! ))

Imban: (( Okay let's do some violence in here. ))

Serra: (( Yay violence! ))

Adric Kain: (( Yay! ))

Azar Macan: (( GET SET ))

Threden: (( GET READY ))

Imban:

The room that you have entered seems to be the main living quarters of a bunch of goblins. They are jerks.

Faiz: (( bleep boop bleep deedeedeet READY ))

Azar Macan: (( argh what the hell is GET SET from ))

Serra: (( Nanoha? ))

Forge: (( ROOOOLLIIIIIIIING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART ))

Azar Macan: (( oh yeah ))

Faiz: (( Thank you. ))

Serra: (( o/~ Are you ready? I'm lady! Let's begin! ))

Forge is disconnected.

Imban: (( ROLLING TO A STOP. ))

Threden: (( Forge rolled down a hill. ))

Serra: (( Rolled off a cliff? ))

Azar Macan: (( well, he's still on IRC...for now ))

Forge has connected.

Faiz: (( You rolled too far. YOU ROLLED TOO FAR! ))

Forge: (( Well that was weird. My connection died but only on my machine. ))

Forge is disconnected.

Azar Macan: (( ...welll. ))

Threden: (( ROLLING STOP ))

Adric Kain: (( Dicks were choked on. ))

Serra: (( This does not bode well. ))

Forge has connected.

Faiz: (( YOU ARE NOT FURU STOP ROLLING AAAAA ))

Forge: (( I'm gonna guess my message didn't get through. ))

Imban: (( It sure didn't, you died. ))

Forge: (( Forge: (( Well that was weird. My connection died but only on my machine. )) ))

Azar Macan: (( that did go through ))

Threden: (( We saw that ))

Forge: (( Fantastic. ))

Imban:

So yeah, there's like... five hobgoblins in the room. Through the open doors in the back, you can see some huge open pits, with ropes on the ceiling above them!

Imban:

Also two goblins with hand crossbows. They probably hate you.

Adric Kain:

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

Azar Macan: (( at least the sharpshooters can't hide. ))

Forge:

I am unsure. What are you thinking?

Serra:

"That pit's pretty far back. I'm not sure we're going to be able to do what you're thinking."

Threden:

OBJECTIVE: Eliminate hostiles.

Adric Kain:

Goblin go down the hoooooole.

Serra:

"Not without a LOT of work, at least."

Hobgoblin Soldier:

"..."

Hobgoblin Soldier:

"FOR THE RED HAND!"

Imban:

You think it's time to roll initiative.

* Azar rolls: 1d20+1 GO TIME! => 18 + 1 = 19

* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 => 18 + 2 = 20

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20 INITIATIVE => 6

* Forge rolls: 1d20+4 => 8 + 4 = 12

Faiz:

Initiative = 12       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 1

Azar Macan: (( wow that's the exact same result I got last time ))

Threden: (( ROLLING START ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Go go!? => 1

Adric Kain:

Do you guys ever wonder why the hand is red? It might be sick.

Serra: (( STOPKAIGER ;_; ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Soldier => 15 + 7 = 22

Threden: (( Tilus decides to take a nap. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 g-Runt => 5 + 4 = 9

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 g-Runt => 6 + 4 = 10

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 g-Runt => 6 + 4 = 10

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 g-Runt => 14 + 4 = 18

Adric Kain: (( Tilus is Gokai Green ))

Forge: (( Stopkaiger what? ))

Azar Macan: (( oh cool they're 1 Hp minions hooorraaayyyy ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 dullshooter => 16 + 5 = 21

Serra: (( ;_; ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 dullshooter => 14 + 5 = 19

Azar Macan: (( Gokaiger is the latest sentai. I think someone calls them STOPKAIGER at some point? ))

Adric Kain: (( Not in the show. It's just something we do ))

Imban: (( No, I just do it for fun ))

Serra: (( Blaine: I guess it's more of a #zeal thing, but yeah. it's a take on Gokaiger, which is the latest sentai. ))

Azar Macan: (( oh okay ))

Serra: (( A whole bunch of people call it Stopkaiger instead. ))

Azar Macan: (( it seems like something sentai would do, sooo ))

Forge: (( I know what Gokaiger is, I just.. didn't get that reference in the least. ))

Forge: (( For a second though it sounded like you were wanting us to stop so you could watch it, in which case I'd go over there and punch you in the throat ))

Imban:

The soldier... notes that he gets an AC bonus for being next to his minion pile, and delays to initiative i'lldoitlater.

Adric Kain: (( Gokaiger was over an hour ago ))

Forge: (( I didn't know that as I don't watch it and likely never will~ ))

Imban:

One of the sharpshooters shoots sharp things at Threden!

Serra: (( It makes an excellent introduction to sentai. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 long range vs. AC => 8 + 7 = 15

Serra: (( As the group can transform into every other sentai ever. ))

Imban:

He then ducks behind ye wall.

Threden has received initiative.

Forge: (( I've already been introduced to sentai which is one of the reasons I don't want to watch Gokaiger! ))

Serra: (( If you're worried about the terribly huge amounts of filler, Gokaiger amazingly lacks it. ))

Adric Kain: (( He thinks the robot looks stupid. ))

Serra: (( Ah. ))

Forge: (( I'm more worried about it being Decadeger and having an ugly robot ))

Threden: (( Is there a way I can move into that little corner there with the 3 grunts without provoking? ))

Serra: (( It is not Decadeger, it is actually awesome. ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Threden: (( I'm thinking I can go diagionals on top of the bedcots. ))

Imban: (( You can walk on their beds no problem ))

Forge: (( Mess them up too. ))

Threden: (( Like that? ))

Forge: (( Kick their pillows around ))

Imban: (( Sure. ))

Threden: (( I mark these three. ))

Threden:

Capacitors charged. Engage.

Forge: (( I like to picture Threden's marking as like.. a HUD overlay with little recticles locking on. ))

Threden: (( Attacking grunt #3 ))

Adric Kain: (( Rock On ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 7 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 6   Lightning       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Azar Macan: (( wow these dice ))

Faiz: (( Have you... EVER hit with that? ))

Threden: (( Looks like it's that time again! ))

Imban:

Your lightning hits one of the beds. Violently.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Threden: (( A few times. ))

Serra: (( He did, like once. ))

Forge: (( See one of them pissed the bed. ))

Forge: (( And the lightning was attracted to the salinity ))

Azar Macan: (( do I take any penalties for firing a shot at maximum range? ))

Adric Kain: (( No ))

Serra: (( No. ))

Imban: (( if you have a something/something range then you take a -2 ))

Imban: (( for the latter half of the range ))

Imban: (( but otherwise, if it's within the range, no penatly, otherwise impossible ))

Azar Macan: (( so I can shoot at the minions or the leader no penalty with range 10? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Azar Macan:

Quite a lot of you...but most of you feel...puny.

* Azar Macan KA-CURSE

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic SCARY SHINY EYES Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.

Azar Macan: (( well, the lowest one is ker-dead ))

Hobgoblin Grunt 3:

Hobgoblin Grunt 3 loses 6 hit points.

* Azar Macan teleport~

Imban:

You feel as if the dead enemy cannot see you.

Azar Macan: (( unless that blocks people? ))

Imban:

...somehow, this is unsurprising.

Azar Macan: (( DO we block people in corridors? ))

Imban: (( no ))

Azar Macan: (( okay good ))

Threden: (( THE DEAD CAN TELL TALES ))

Imban: (( People can always move through their own team members. ))

Azar Macan: (( end turn y/n >y ))

Forge: (( We just sort of politely walk past each other ))

Imban:

The other sharpshooter shoots sharp things at Threden!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Now at no penalty! => 6 + 9 = 15

Imban:

He still, uh. Isn't very good at his job, though.

Imban:

One of the grunts shifts behind Threden and shanks him, with combat advantage!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 shank shank => 2 + 8 = 10

Imban:

...not totally!

Serra: (( plink plink ))

Adric Kain: (( Let me know if you want to move a square after they miss you ))

Adric Kain: (( That's a thing I can do. ))

Threden:

Annoying pest.

Imban:

The main guy gets tired of waiting and steps down to mix it up.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 CLOBBER => 19 + 7 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d10+4 => 3 + 4 = 7

Threden:

Threden loses 7 hit points.

Imban:

Threden is marked and slowed!

Forge has received initiative.

Threden:

Damage minimal.

* Forge holds his hand aloft again, charging his energy, only this time his feet begin to glow as well.

Forge:

HUP!

Forge:

DEEEYAAAA!

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 8 vs. Ref       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5

Azar Macan: (( these dice ))

Imban:

That... doesn't hit, no.

Faiz has received initiative.

Forge: (( Balls. Good idea though. ))

Forge: (( And if you're counting, Steel Wind lets me move at +2 ))

Faiz:

PUNCH YOU!!

Faiz: (( FUCK IT WHATEVER ))

Imban:

CHOMP

Imban:

The dead body mysteriously vanishes!

Forge: (( I just imagine Faiz running up and throwing the body at the wall going FUCK THIS SHIT AAARGH ))

* Faiz charges down on the soldier for MAXIMUM SWORDITATIN'

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon SEIYAH!! Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4

Hobgoblin Soldier:

Hobgoblin Soldier loses 14 hit points.

Threden: (( ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLING ))

Adric Kain: (( gibb'd ))

Imban:

You in fact, cause that!

Imban:

The grunt is marked by 3den, so... I guess he hits him!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Like this. In the face. => 13 + 6 = 19

Faiz:

HAAAHAHAHA

Threden:

Threden loses 5 hit points.

Faiz: (( Aww. I wanted to mark before ending as well. ))

Threden: (( Their weapons are fixed damage? ))

Imban: (( Minions weapons all are ))

Threden: (( Ah. ))

Imban: (( Oh, ok. ))

Imban: (( Mysteriously the mark kicked in... slightly later! ))

Faiz: (( They were SO AMAZED BY MY ULTIMATE SWORD. ))

Imban:

The second grunt does something which is probably only legal in one of 4e's silly charge rule schemes, aaaaand...

Imban: (( Oh wait, no, that's SUPER ILLEGAL in both. ))

Imban: (( Okay he just shifts. ))

Threden: (( YOU CHEATER ))

Imban:

Shift, stab Forge!

Threden: (( Were you going to shift and then charge? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 STAB => 1 + 6 = 7

Imban: (( Yeah, but a 1 square charge is SUPER illegal. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

* Forge catches the blade arm and just waves his finger.

Threden: (( So it is. ))

Adric Kain:

Hmmm....

Forge: (( If this next turn works out how I want, it will be awesome for me. ))

* Adric Kain looks at the soldier. "Boom!"

Azar Macan: (( target will on anything! ))

Imban: (( !mooB ))

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 19 vs. Will       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 4   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Hobgoblin Soldier:

Hobgoblin Soldier loses 4 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Is upleft a legal push? ))

Faiz: (( No distance gained... ))

Imban: (( yes ))

Imban: (( it's legal. ))

Faiz: (( Oh, huh. ))

Adric Kain: (( Forge, free basic melee ))

Azar Macan: (( uhhh ))

Threden: (( Huh, really? I wouldn't have figured so. ))

Forge: (( It can be during the move! ))

Imban: (( It really is~ ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5

Imban:

Forge misses horribly though.

Forge: (( DAMMIT ))

Adric Kain: (( Awww ))

Serra has received initiative.

Threden: (( It was moving too fast. ))

Forge: (( That would have worked beautifully too ))

Forge: (( If it had worked ))

Faiz: (( CATCH THE MOB FROM MY STAGGER, GRASSHOPPER, AND YOU WILL BECOME THE MASTER. ))

* Serra moves up to get closer to the Soldier that got pushed back.

Serra:

"You! Your mind shall now be mush!"

Adric Kain: (( I know that's why I did it ))

Hobgoblin Soldier:

Your face shall now be mush!

Hobgoblin Soldier:

For the Red Hand!

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Soldier, vs Will => 11 + 5 = 16

Faiz:

I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE.

* Tilus rolls: 2d10+4 Damage, takes a -3 penalty to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 9 + 4 = 13

Hobgoblin Soldier:

Hobgoblin Soldier loses 13 hit points.

Forge: (( He became a twizzler's pentagram there for a second ))

Imban:

The sharpshooter hides himself around the corner!

Faiz: (( Congratulations! Your HOBGOBLIN evolved into GEOMETRY HORROR! ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 sneak sneak => 7 + 12 = 19

Imban:

He fires upon Faiz!

Imban: (( Faiz, Perception vs. 19 ))

Faiz:

Perception = 16       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 6

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Twang => 11 + 11 = 22

* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6+4 => 1 + 3 + 4 = 8

Faiz:

Faiz loses 8 hit points.

Faiz:

--OW

Threden has received initiative.

Threden:

Targeting systems online.

Faiz:

...I HAVE AN ARROW IN ME. WHY DO I HAVE AN ARROW. I DID NOT PUT THIS HERE.

Threden: (( Mark both grunts next to me, and then attack #4 ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Hobgoblin Grunt 4:

Hobgoblin Grunt 4 loses 8 hit points.

Threden: (( And both perish. ))

Hobgoblin Grunt 2:

Hobgoblin Grunt 2 loses 4 hit points.

Imban:

Threden commits a massacre of lightning!

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( so if I move 3 squares+, I gain concealment. does that grant me a bonus to hit? ))

Serra: (( It's probably best if you VULCAN CURSE!~ the soldier. ))

Imban: (( it lets you hide, but otherwise no ))

Azar Macan: (( it's nearest guy, so sadly it would be the grunt unless I was up in his face ))

Imban: (( if you successfully hide, you gain combat advantage -> +2 though ))

Serra: (( You're equidistant from the soldier and the grunt. ))

Serra: (( Oh wait no. ))

Imban: (( no he's not don't be a crack fiend ))

Azar Macan: (( hide is stealth, right? ))

Imban: (( yes ))

Serra: (( Yeah, thinking in 3.5e range there. ))

Azar Macan: (( well, no harm trying ))

Serra: (( Never~mind~ ))

Threden: (( CRAAAAAAAAAAACK ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+9 VULCAN...stealth => 16 + 9 = 25

Imban: (( Who're you attacking? I mean I can roll perception for everyone but I imagine it only matters for one dude ))

Azar Macan: (( well, that seems like a success. maybe. ))

Azar Macan: (( the Soldier. ))

Imban: (( oh... not that any of them could ever beat that on their perceivingest days ))

Imban: (( yeah you get +2 ))

Azar Macan: (( combat advantage bonus, right? so I get +3~ ))

Imban: (( Sure. ))

Azar Macan:

SURPRISE!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 18 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4

Hobgoblin Soldier:

Hobgoblin Soldier loses 14 hit points.

Azar Macan:

Also you!

* Azar Macan ka-curse

Imban:

The other sharpshooter skulks out, sneakily!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 nin nin nin => 4 + 12 = 16

Imban:

...CLANG

Azar Macan: (( I should do this more often ))

Imban:

Hey Azar roll Perception

* Azar rolls: 1d20 => 10

Azar Macan: (( welp ))

Serra: (( Isn't Azar concealed? ))

Azar Macan: (( I attacked, doesn't that undo it? ))

Serra: (( Or did... yeah ))

Threden: (( Attacking has always undid it for the enemies... ))

Imban: (( attacking doesn't undo it, but it does undo hiding ))

Imban: (( that said, azar also has cover, so I'd be taking a -2 anyway ))

Imban: (( but since I get a +2... ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 TWANG! and stuff => 11 + 9 = 20

Azar Macan: (( well, I'm still concealed. NOT THAT IT MATTERS. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6+1d6+4 => 5 + 2 + 4 = 11

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 11 hit points.

Faiz:

ARROWS WHY?

Azar Macan:

...Well, I guess I know how the soldier feels now.

Imban:

The soldier steps forward and kicks a corpse aside, then smites Faiz right in the face with his flail!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Formation Strike upon Faiz (vs. AC) => 3 + 7 = 10

Imban: (( that shit's useless! ))

Forge has received initiative.

Faiz:

WEAK.

* Forge , still holding onto the grunt's arm mind you, gets a rather morbid idea and attempts to make a strike with that hand.. essentially forcing the grunt to stab the soldier in the back.

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5

Imban:

Amazingly, the grunt manages to block for the soldier even with his hand grabbed.

Faiz: (( Dude! We totally get combat advantage for that! ))

Azar Macan: (( doesn't he have a -3 anyways? ))

Imban: (( Oh, that would be a problem, yes. ))

Faiz: (( You had one of the minions stab Umb in the same formation with advantage! ))

Imban: (( Yeah somehow his 16 AC fails to block a 20. ))

Hobgoblin Soldier:

Hobgoblin Soldier loses 9 hit points.

Faiz:

AHAHAHAHA. NICE.

Forge:

I think you've been promoted.

Imban:

Instead he dies! In the face!

* Forge turns to the grunt.

Forge:

Now you are the threat.

Azar Macan: (( ATATATATATATAT ))

Faiz:

THREATS ARE AWESOME.

* Forge picks the grunt up, then punches through his chest.

Forge has received initiative.

Forge: (( I flurried him, he's dead~ ))

Azar Macan: (( Imabn does not know all at all times, sooo ))

Imban: (( When you don't say things, your GM sits here wondering what you are doing, and contrives of ways to make Maptool say funny things at you! ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Hobgoblin Grunt 1:

Hobgoblin Grunt 1 loses 5 hit points.

Forge: (( Ah, sorry. Any time I do stuff like that after a hit, I'm flurrying. ))

Faiz: (( Oh, god, I know. Jeez. ))

Adric Kain: (( ))

Azar Macan: (( DO I TELEPORT ))

Serra: (( You should say you're flurrying, then. ))

* Faiz looks around... looks through the hallway, and its DEATH PIT.

Forge: (( They can't dodge flurries, and since he has 1 HP he just dies spectacularly. ))

Faiz: (( Oh oh oh oh DUDE ))

* Azar Macan teleport~

Faiz: (( Can I declare in a charge attack that I'm trying to jump that shit? ))

Imban:

There is a rope above the pit, that you could use to swing across. Or you could just leap across.

Imban: (( Swinging is Acrobatics. Leaping is Athletics. ))

Imban: (( And yes, it can be part of a move action in either case. ))

Faiz: (( HA ))

* Faiz stares forward at where the arrows came from. "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE."

Azar Macan: (( or we could shoot them to death ))

Faiz: (( Actually wait, they're concealed, aren't they? ))

Imban: (( No. ))

Imban: (( They shot people in the face, they're pretty obviously standing there! ))

Forge: (( They're not pink so they're visible ))

Serra: (( They shot, which undid their concealment. ))

Azar Macan: (( when they ping, they get recealed ))

Faiz: (( I~nteresting! ))

Forge: (( It's just like transparency layers. ))

Faiz:

AND SINCE I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, I'M GOING TO BE THERE TOO!!

Imban: (( pink is actually the "buffed" icon for me, but "invisible" is sure a buff so ))

* Faiz just takes off running, hurling the soldier aside and yelling!

Forge: (( There IS a "Hidden" but it just makes them slightly grey ))

Faiz: (( CHARGE, MOTHERFUCKER ))

Faiz:

Athletics = 14       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5

Imban:

You clear the pit easily with a running leap.

Azar Macan: (( oh god does that e-oh good ))

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon I DEMAND YOUR FLESH!! Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4

Imban:

You still don't stab him, though.

Azar Macan: (( also you should leave one alive and let me TELEPOR across ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Well, before I end, mark, but yeah~ ))

Forge: (( TELLYPOUR ))

Forge: (( I should have moved on my turn so I could fly across the pit next turn ))

Imban: (( ADRIC IS DEAD. ))

Adric Kain: (( I am not! ))

Adric Kain: (( what happens if I try to push sharpshooter 1 with sharpshooter 2 in the way? ))

Threden: (( If nothing else you can push diagionally. ))

Imban:

Pretty sure it's fine, you just can't end in that square

Adric Kain: (( Actually, better idea ))

Imban: (( And that was OOC. OR LAVOS SAID IT. ))

Serra: (( You can push up-right, too ))

Threden: (( A BOOMING VOICE REVERBERATES THROUGH THE DUNGEON, GIVING YOU ADVICE. ))

Threden: (( ...OR IS IT? ))

* Adric Kain points his wand at Sharpshooter 1. "Hey, you should stumble around like an idiot!"

Adric Kain:

Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies. Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.

Faiz: (( OH GOD THE STRATEGY GUIDE GAINED SENTIENCE. ))

Forge: (( I FEEL LIKE STUMBLING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT ))

Adric Kain: (( Faiz, free attack ))

Faiz: (( ...wait that says slide ))

Serra: (( Oh it's a slide. You can move it any direction you want then. ))

Serra: (( Including into the pit! ))

Adric Kain: (( I know! ))

Faiz: (( THROW THEM INTO THE PIT ))

Imban: (( that was #1? ))

Faiz:

AAAAAAAAAA

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon SWORD TO THE FACE! Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4

Forge: (( Give em the pit DON'T GIVE EM THE PIT ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah, the one in front of Faiz ))

Goblin Sharpshooter 1:

Goblin Sharpshooter 1 loses 5 hit points.

Faiz: (( Also CAN I HELP. ))

Imban: (( And you can slide it 2 squares ))

Faiz: (( I totally want to assist pushing this fucker into the pit. ))

Imban: (( So, rule time! ))

Azar Macan: (( oh no ))

Imban: (( If you throw someone into a pit, they actually DO get a saving throw to not go in! ))

Adric Kain: (( I can't slide it into a pit can it? ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20 If they succeed, they fall prone at the edge. => 15

Threden: (( But is it a "throw"? ))

Azar Macan: (( LET'S SEE THESE SCHALA 2.0 DICE IN ACTION YEEP. ))

Forge: (( Damn, this guy wasn't Private Wilhelm ))

Serra has received initiative.

Adric Kain: (( Also he should take damage from my attack too ))

Goblin Sharpshooter 1:

Goblin Sharpshooter 1 loses 7 hit points.

Imban: (( lieZ ))

Threden: (( Hey, so if I try to leap over to land where that goblin is, is that just a fail or something? ))

Imban: (( Uh... ))

Serra: (( Okay good I'm just in range right there. ))

Imban: (( If you try to land ON THE GOBLIN, you fail and fall into the pit. ))

Imban: (( And die. ))

Imban: (( You can land past Faiz, though. ))

Imban: (( If you can move that far. ))

* Serra Mind Thrusts the precariously hanging sharpshooter 1.

Threden: (( Since I'd have to try to charge. And landing on Faiz and then moving through the charge is a provoke, no? ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 To hit, vs Will => 18 + 5 = 23

* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 7 + 4 = 11

Imban: (( You couldn't charge like that unless you were charging #2. Which would provoke. ))

Goblin Sharpshooter 1:

Goblin Sharpshooter 1 loses 11 hit points.

Imban:

The sharpshooter on the floor next to the raging robot... uh.

Imban:

...he's pretty screwed, isn't he?

Serra: (( He is! ))

Adric Kain: (( Very! ))

Imban:

He... stands up and takes a swing at Faiz with his short sword!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8

Imban:

Oh whatever, he sucks.

Serra: (( PLINK ))

Threden has received initiative.

Threden: (( Blah, and too bad the pits are too wide for my grab. ))

Faiz:

GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF.

Azar Macan: (( isn't Thereden not marked or whatever anymore? ))

Faiz: (( Considering the one who marked him is DEAD, I'd say so. ))

Imban: (( Yeah, that wore off like last turn. My bad. ))

Threden: (( Ok, so. My hand crossbow is a free reload. Can I move, switch to the crossbow, and fire in this same turn? ))

Imban: (( Uh, you'd need to draw it, which... I am fairly sure has nothing to do with the reload time. ))

Serra: (( Drawing it is a move. ))

Serra: (( I believe. ))

Threden: (( That's what I'm inquiring... ))

Imban: (( That said, can't you just fire from where you are? ))

Threden: (( Can I? I can't even tell it's range through CharBuilder... ))

Imban: (( pretty fucking far, probably. ))

Serra: (( If it's range 10, you can. ))

Imban: (( these guys have hand crossbows and are listed as 15/30 ))

Imban: (( they might be magic hax hand crossbow (monster edition)s though ))

Threden:

Ok, I finally found it. CharBuilder says 10/20.

Threden: (( Hi ))

Imban: (( Then you take a -2 ))

Serra: (( Nope, he's 10 away from where he is now. ))

Serra: (( And takes no penalty. ))

Imban: (( Oh, I was looking at the far one because... ))

Forge: (( Yeah if you shoot the crippled one you're good ))

Imban: (( Uh. Because I was silly. ))

Imban: (( As it turns out the far one is farther away! ))

Imban: (( Anyway, action plz. : ))

Threden: (( Eeeeeh, I'm just gonna charge and leap it. ))

Imban: (( roll Athletics! ))

Faiz: (( Please do not die. ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+7 HURL INTO THE ABYSS => 6 + 7 = 13

Forge: (( It only goes down like one floor ))

Imban:

Threden lands somewhat safely on the other side, except for the goblin that tries to STAB HIM OUT OF THE GODDAMN AIR

Faiz:

HI THERE!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 I mean it's pathetic but he still tries => 9 + 4 = 13

Imban: (( probably lets Faiz mangle him ))

Faiz: (( Ooooh, I can, can't I. ))

Azar Macan: (( wait, sharpshooter 1 did? hehe. ))

Faiz: (( ...WAIT ))

Imban: (( HALT ))

Imban: (( What ))

Forge: (( OBJECTION ))

Serra: (( HOLD IT! ))

Faiz: (( If I can totally justify trying to hurl him into the pit, can I force him a penalty?! ))

Imban: (( ...Er, what? ))

Azar Macan: (( JUST SLASH HIM ))

Imban: (( Into the penalty box with you. Mostly since I didn't understand what you said. ))

Faiz: (( Since all my powers are earth/rock shit can I just say "Yeah I'm totally making THE FLOOR divorce itself from the structure and fling him into nothingness"? ))

Imban: (( Uh, ... sure. If you hit. ))

Forge: (( And by nothingness you mean the floor below that we can totally go to. ))

Imban: (( details ))

Azar Macan: (( oh wait, I see ))

Faiz: (( Bah. You're all no fun. ))

Faiz:

Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon INTERJECTION!! Attack = 26 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.

Azar Macan: (( He's marked and tried to attack UMB, right? ))

Goblin Sharpshooter 1:

Goblin Sharpshooter 1 loses 10 hit points.

Faiz: (( I KNOCK HIM IN WITH MY SWORD ))

* Imban rolls: 2d10 => 18

Goblin Sharpshooter 1:

Goblin Sharpshooter 1 loses 18 hit points.

Imban:

He falls into the pit AND EXPLODES

Imban: (( Threden, finish your charge _ ))

Imban: (( >_> ))

Threden:

Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon You charge the enemy with extra force. Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4

Faiz: (( That was actually my reaction-slash but oh that was fun. ))

Imban:

The goblin nin-nins backwards out of your reach!

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( see, I would've slid him into the pit ))

Forge: (( Hit him with the DAMAGING RAYS OF THE SUN. ))

Forge: (( IN HIS PANTS. ))

Faiz: (( Technically speaking? I did. ))

Faiz: (( I choose to believe that I hit him so hard he just bounced off the wall and into the pit. ))

Azar Macan: (( Hm, I can only move 6 squares. I'd rather be closer to teleport, but oh well! ))

Forge: (( I like how the arrow is pointing to the dead guy. ))

Forge: (( LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT WHAT FAIZ JUST DID. ))

Faiz:

THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN DAYS.

Azar Macan: (( because I can't, uhhh ))

Azar Macan: (( try and hide AND charge, right? ))

Imban: (( Uh... ))

Faiz: (( Hahahaha. ))

Forge:

I am inclined to agree. I do not cause field promotions by way of indirect murder often.

Imban: (( Well, you can, but charge leads to a basic melee attack ))

Azar Macan: (( OH, well ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+9 SNEAK SNEAK => 5 + 9 = 14

Azar Macan: (( well, that went horrible ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 HE SEES YOUR SHIT COMING => 9 + 2 = 11

Imban:

NO HE DOESN'T

Azar Macan: (( amazinhg ))

Imban: (( roll athletics or acrobatics to get over the pit ))

Azar Macan: (( Uh, no ))

Faiz: (( "It's okay, you're a bird! You can TOTALLY FLY" ))

Azar Macan: (( I'm gonna shoot him. ))

Imban: (( Oh. You're not charging, then? ))

Imban: (( Oh, ok! ))

Adric Kain: (( What kind of bird are you that you can't fly? ))

Azar Macan: (( Yeah, I have absolute shit for that ))

Threden: (( A penguin. ))

Azar Macan: (( I DON'T HAVE WINGS ))

Serra: (( He's an eaglesharkpanther! ))

* Azar Macan KA-CURSE

Forge: (( He traded his wings for that sweet beaknife ))

Imban: (( Listen you lowlifes that will never amount to anything, obtain the Mawaru Penguindrum BDs :| ))

Azar Macan:

SUDDENLT SHINY EYES

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic SCARY SHINY EYES Attack = 23 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 8   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.

Forge: (( I have no idea what that is ))

Goblin Sharpshooter 2:

Goblin Sharpshooter 2 loses 8 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 6

Goblin Sharpshooter 2:

Goblin Sharpshooter 2 loses 6 hit points.

Imban:

He feels guilty!

Azar Macan:

The Red Hand is horrible AND SO ARE YOU!

Imban:

He begins running away, running to the edge of the toher pit and firing a crossbow bolt at Threden as he does!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 It hits his face! Maybe! => 20 + 9 = 29

Threden:

Threden loses 10 hit points.

Threden: (( Ow. ))

Serra: (( TWANG ))

Forge has received initiative.

Threden:

My optical sensor has been damaged.

Faiz: (( It hits so hard that it splits into alternate realities and hits his OTHER faces. ))

Forge: (( End of turn ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

STOP RUNNING! NOW YOU ARE JUST GOING TO DIE IN THE OTHER PIT!!

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard • Weapon DEATH BY RAMPAGE! Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4

Threden:

Threden loses 12 hit points.

Faiz: (( And mark and done~ ))

Imban:

...wait.

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 12 hit points.

Goblin Sharpshooter 2:

Goblin Sharpshooter 2 loses 12 hit points.

Serra: (( what ))

Threden: (( COUNTER CHARGE ))

Azar Macan: (( BAD IMBAN ))

Imban: (( THERE WAS A MALFUNCTION ))

Faiz: (( But then, a miracle happen. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

* Adric Kain shouts across to the goblin. "Hey you're terrible and are going to fall down the pit!"

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 16 vs. Will       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 5   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Goblin Sharpshooter 2:

Goblin Sharpshooter 2 loses 5 hit points.

Goblin Sharpshooter 2:

You liar! Just to spite you I'm going to fall dead RIGHT HERE.

Goblin Sharpshooter 2:

Urk. x_x

Forge: (( Faiz pushes him into the pit. ))

Azar Macan: (( OH MAN I CAN TOTALLY TELEPORT 3 SQUARES ...INTO THE PIT. ))

Imban: (( A wise choice. ))

Azar Macan: (( or: nope ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz has received initiative.

Threden:

No further hostiles detected in the area.

Azar Macan:

There seems to be quite a few ways to go.

Serra:

"Indeed there are."

Imban:

Indeed. You could proceed left from the goblins' room, left from the hallway, continue to the end of the hallway, or leap down the pits to Japan.

Azar Macan:

I...don't think many of us can get across that pit easily, however.

* Serra approaches the pit to see if it's readily crossable if one does so carefully (read: can I take 10 on acrobatics to pass through?)

* Faiz stares down the second pit, rumbling.

Azar Macan: (( if I can assist that I give +3? ))

Imban: (( If you don't have a NEGATIVE MODIFIER on Acrobatics, a running jump in a non-combat situation will always get you across. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yay ))

Serra: (( I've got a 0, so. ))

Imban: (( 0+10 = 10, which succeeds. ))

Azar Macan: (( Oh, huh/ ))

* Serra carefully grabs onto the rope and swings across, screaming AIEEEEEE!!~ as she does so.

Imban: (( Likewise if you have a +2 you can get across via rope in non-combat. ))

Azar Macan: (( man when DOES aiding another with skill checks/attack rolls apply ))

Forge: (( Can you use Encounter Power stuff when not in an encounter? ))

Imban: (( Yes, once every five minutes ))

Forge: (( Does that use up the power if we get into a fight before those five minutes end? ))

* Faiz crosses his arms and just... stares, down both hallways.

Adric Kain: (( Yes ))

Imban: (( Uh... technically yes, but honestly I'm only going to call you on it if you use the power to DIRECTLY TAKE YOU INTO A FIGHT. ))

Forge: (( Kay ))

Azar Macan: (( well, aren't we going to take a rest to heal anyways? ))

Imban: (( So yes, if you fly across a pit and into an encounter room, that power would not be available to you. ))

Adric Kain:

Well, hop skip and a jump!

Forge: (( Eh I'll be safe rather than show off. ))

Imban: (( If you rest after the pit, no harm done. ))

* Forge takes a running leap across the pit, clearing Serra entirely due to AMAZING ACROBATICS.

Azar Macan: (( and I can't be FANCY and say I have a delayed teleport because it doesn't work that way ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 8 hit points.

Imban: (( Sure, you can. Whatever. ))

Imban: (( I mean, you're not in combat. And you're a magician. ))

Threden:

Threden loses 16 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( well, people need to move first. ))

Imban: (( Threden STABS HIMSELF. ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 32 hit points.

Azar Macan:

VULCAN...

Threden:

Removal of foreign object complete.

Azar Macan:

..STEP~

Imban:

Your spiked hazard ball GM wishes to call things here rather than extend into another fight, though. But we made good time, and if he doesn't have to take a break to rage about things next week, we'll be on a roll.

Azar Macan:

Thank you, Sun Vulzan!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan*

Azar Macan: (( well, I won't be. D: ))

Azar Macan: (( ahhhh work for two weeks in a roooowww ))

Imban: (( sad kuro in snow ))

Forge: (( Yep, Kuro's job hates him playing D&D ))

Serra: (( ;_; ))

Imban: (( Let's see... ))

Forge: (( You can make it up to him though by playing Trenched with us ))

Threden: (( what jerks ))

Azar Macan: (( indeed ))

Forge: (( And by us I mean all four of us so we can bleep bloop as well as having fun ))

Serra: (( Hopefully we got a lot of EXP out of this. ))

Imban: (( You got 1025 XP. So... ))

Adric Kain: (( Level up? ))

Azar Macan: (( man those welps aren't worth much. ))

Serra: (( No, it's divided by 6 :\ ))

Threden: (( That does include the encounter we didn't get XP for last time, right? ))

Forge: (( You guys might level up, not me ))

Imban: (( There is no possible way for you to not all level up at the same time. ))

Azar Macan: (( nah that's like... ))

Forge: (( There is for me missing two sessions ))

Azar Macan: (( only 800 exp so far? ))

Imban: (( Nope. ))

Adric Kain: (( I think Imban is saying we share XP ))

Threden: (( Has people who have not been here been getting XP? It would suggest no since the split is based on who's here... ))

Serra: (( They have been. ))

Imban: (( People who have not been here get full XP. And the split is just based on who's here. Which... is a little silly of me, I must admit. ))

Imban: (( Actually, let's stop doing that. Sec. ))

Azar Macan: (( isn't this meant for 5+ people? ))

Azar Macan: (( so do it divided by 5 everytime ))

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan is healed and gains 11 hit points.

Imban: (( I just changed it to that, yeah. ))

Azar Macan: (( I assume mecha did his thingy ))

Imban: (( So now everyone has 876 XP. ))

Forge: (( total? ))

Serra: (( Total, yeah. ))