Stuph has connected.
Fleed has connected.
Imban has connected.
Threden has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Blaine has connected.
Mechalomaniac: (( So I had my saves right HERE at least ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 9 hit points.
Taemhain: (( so we actually got to rest right? ))
Imban: Yes
Mechalomaniac: (( Also HI IMBAN ))
Serra: (( Yeah, we full rested in between sessions. ))
Imban: HI MECA
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 40 hit points.
Blaine: (( Really wish Maptool would stop loading me into the temple of Pelor each week ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 22 hit points.
Taemhain: (( it does for me too ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 11 hit points.
Imban: because it's the first map name-wise, I guess.
Faiz: (( Well're we gonna... go back there? I mean... ))
Forge: (( It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't take me so long to load up the server, then change maps ))
Imban: Currently waiting for Kuro and... Yuu, I guess.
Adric Kain: (( Yuu Guess ))
Adric Kain: (( Is he dead? ))
* Imban eats Adric
Faiz: (( LUNCHES UGH ))
Kuro has connected.
Faiz: (( He's on his way. ))
Faiz: (( "Oh right this is the 6:00 one" ))
Faiz: (( sigh ))
Adric Kain: (( What? ))
Yuu Inohara has connected.
Faiz: (( LECHISE YOU SILLY. ))
Taemhain: (( yuuuuuuuuuu! *points a finger* ))
Forge: (( .....what happened to Azar ))
Faiz: (( He got fukt. ))
Kuro: (( yeah, I, uh. can only seem to find an out of date one. ))
Taemhain: (( awkward ))
Threden: (( You're still outside on the stairs. ))
Threden: (( Where we left you last time you played. ))
Imban: (( No, he's in the room. ))
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi is healed and gains 22 hit points.
Imban: (( ...as FUKT Macan ))
Threden: (( Yes, I mean that's his last updated icon ))
Threden: (( Since he just said he couldn't find one. ))
Faiz: (( I changed it! ))
Kuro: (( oh, THIS map ))
Kuro: (( stupid million maps ))
Iris Alderi: (( FUKT ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Azar Macan: (( excuse me while I edit all my powers :v ))
Forge: (( So for the first time in a good while the entire party is gathered ))
Iris Alderi: (( furu no ))
Adric Kain: (( Voice actors cost money ))
Forge: (( And now Astos ))
Serra: (( Yeah it is, and a good time for it too ))
Taemhain: (( i still have to wonder why room 7 is shaped like an axe head ))
Forge: (( Hey Fleed guess what ))
Azar Macan:
Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon
Dagger stabbings!
Attack = 9 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 2   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 0
Forge: (( GIANT MOOGLE ))
Iris Alderi: (( aaaa ))
Taemhain: (( oh god! were all going to die! ))
Serra: (( "Get off me, you giant... fluffy thing!" ))
Iris Alderi: (( Also Astrid's token is staring into your souls ))
Taemhain: (( black mage? ))
Threden: (( http://www.big-metto.net/Upload/files/WorstSizeChangeEver.jpg ))
Iris Alderi: (( yeah ))
Imban: Blarg, Fleed
Iris Alderi: (( it was for the test run of Fleed FFd6 game ))
Imban: How do I edit a token's ... token?
Faiz: (( Edit, click on the + in the corner of the token image. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Saddly making her for the 4e rendition proved problematic because Elementalist rules are slightly fukt ))
Imban: Okay!
Faiz: (( Why am I suddenly nervous? ))
Taemhain: (( im worried about the tentacles i dont remember imban having ))
Iris Alderi: (( Because we're all going to die ))
Iris Alderi: (( they're Iono tentacles ))
Imban: So, last time on Scales of War, our heroes took a nap, but were AMBUSHED BY GILGAMESH, who they beat up and fed to Kittenban.
Imban: They also found a mysterious slip of paper in their inventory, which was clearly from another room, but their silly, silly GM forgot to give it to them.
Forge: (( Pretend we had a lot of smug oneliners and we humiliated him utterly before he died ))
Imban: Kyrion, Let me make my orders clear: you are there only to train the gnolls, not to fight for them. Watch yourself; they are a bloodthirsty and violent lot, and they may turn on you. You may need to remind them from time to time that I pay them well for their services, and that I can withdraw my support for their butchery at any time. Be careful of their leader, for he is far more cunning than others would give him credit for. I would not have even considered trying to trick them into service with that “Emissary” deception that riled up that fool Sinruth. These gnolls have the power of their foul god on their side. They are not to be trifled with. — Sarshan
Forge: (( Though I guess a ranged fighter pinned between a bunch of metal bodies wailing on him is pretty humiliating ))
Iris Alderi: (( Also the elf jokes ))
Taemhain: (( i sat on him till he cried and died from shame ))
Azar Macan: (( have we explored room 4 yet? ))
Serra: (( Yes ))
Taemhain: (( yes ))
Faiz: (( We've been everywhere but 7. ))
Serra: (( That is a teleport room that goes to room 1 ))
Imban: Also, there are only two unexplored rooms left in the dungeon. Also, Azar has mysteriously wandered back in!
Taemhain: (( i was abandoned there by yuu >:[ ))
Iris Alderi: (( Taem did thoroughly ))
Forge: (( Room 7 is the only unexplored room ))
Threden: (( And then the ritual chamber. ))
Serra: (( Room 7 and the boss room. ))
Forge: (( That's on a different map though ))
Serra: (( true ))
* Taemhain recklessly opens the door to room 7!
Iris Alderi: (( Stuph> Iris is new to this 'teamwork' thing ))
Imban: The door is... actually not possible to recklessly open!
Imban: The door before you appears to have been jammed shut with the broken haft of a spear. Scrawled across its face are warnings written in the Abyssal tongue of the gnolls: “DANGER! HAUNTED! STAY OUT!”
Azar Macan: HUZZAH!
Adric Kain: That's encouraging
* Taemhain frowns at the writing, "What the hell does this say?"
Faiz: SEEMS LEGIT.
Threden: OBSERVATION: The manner of this writing does not appear encouraging.
Forge: Azar, there you are. You have missed much.
Serra: "I can read it if you don't mind me spending a few gold pieces worth of ritual components."
Forge: Mostly death. Their death.
Iris Alderi: Oh hey, the strange bird person is back.
Azar Macan: I stepped through a portal and Sun Vulcan whisked me away to do good elsewhere!
Taemhain: Can't I just punch the door down instead and find out why there was writing on it?
Adric Kain: Also I have Gilgabitch's skull!
Faiz: (( Like half of us could be reading "COOKIES AND PUDDING INSIDE" and simply by being Abyssal we'd probably think it meant "FUCKING DRAGONS AND CANCER AIR THAT IS ON FIRE" ))
* Adric Kain holds up the skull.
Azar Macan: But in exchange, I was given a symbol of his power!
* Azar Macan holds up fancy pact blade dagger with sun vulcan symbol on it!
Imban: (( Yeah, Abyssal is like German like that. ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Iris Alderi: (( I always pictured it as being closer to cyrillic ))
Faiz: OH HI.
Taemhain: "Are you people going to let me punch the door down or am i going the long way?"
Forge: (( Well Abyssal DOES dot its i's with skulls ))
Serra: (( 10 GP if you want me to read it. ))
Faiz: I DUNNO. CAN YOU PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN?
Adric Kain: (( Sure ))
Adric Kain: What does it say?
Taemhain: I can try!
Serra: "Sure, one second."
Forge: I fail to see why we should exercise restraint now. We have a history of recklessly barging into things regardless of warnings.
* Serra performs Comprehend Languages!
Faiz: I AM A BEACON OF VIOLENCE.
Adric Kain: I want to at least see the warning
Taemhain: Yeah, I mean, is whatever this says actually going to stop us from going in?
Serra: ..."Danger, Haunted, Stay Out." In the Gnoll dialect of Abyssal."
Taemhain: So its the treasure room then?
Faiz: SAYS THE DEAD GUYS.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Past history does not suggest this warning would be heeded.
Iris Alderi: Probably
Faiz: WHO ARE DEAD.
Forge: Knowing the canine nature of the gnolls, it is likely a vase fell off a shelf and they have no idea why.
Faiz: BECAUSE THEY SUCK.
* Taemhain headbutts the door because dwarf!
Iris Alderi: It might have some interesting magical devices inside that these gnolls are too stupid to figure out.
Imban: The door shatters!
Imban: This huge chamber is divided into two zones. To the south is a wide hall with sweeping, curved walls. To the north is a rough-edged cavern full of odd angles and irregular ridges across the floor. The walls of this second chamber have been painted in chaotic and clashing colors, three pits along its edge falling off into darkness. A wide wall separates these two areas, cut by a circular platform that rises 15 feet high.
Imban: Suddenly, the air in the southern chamber begins to shimmer as the spectral figures of two gith zerai appear. Though they wield no weapons, their intentions are clear as they circle around you, preparing to strike. At the same time, the chaotic colors of the walls to the north are suddenly rent by dazzling light. Three translucent forms appear, their shifting colors blazing as they move to attack.
Faiz: PLEASE GET OFF.
Taemhain: "See? Told you I could knock the door down."
Iris Alderi: (( Oh god shifter meging ))
Imban: (( Initiative plz ))
Iris Alderi: (( HEY SERRA ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Faiz: (( Also you should probably make your Augment Energy target, y'know, Lechise. ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+10 INITIATIVES => 2 + 10 = 12
Faiz:
Initiative (within range of Adric) = 23       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 6
* Threden rolls: 1d20+6+1 Let's Robattle => 5 + 6 + 1 = 12
Forge:
Initiative • None • Ikuze!
Ima ga sono toki da
Initiative = 28       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 9
* Kuro rolls: 1d20+5+1 GO TIME! (-1 if not near Ardic) => 11 + 5 + 1 = 17
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24
Iris Alderi: (( oh right uh... Taem's imban-on-a-stick since he apparently has a need for speed ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+4 Zoom Zoom!? => 12 + 4 = 16
Iris Alderi: Initiative: « 1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 »
Serra: (( +1 because Mechawidget ))
Serra: (( Which I STILL have not glued into my head exists ))
Adric Kain: (( You so silly ))
Forge: (( At this point I find it easier to just always account for it ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Githzerai Psionic Echo => 12 + 9 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Githzerai Psionic Echo => 19 + 9 = 28
Serra: (( I really should be always accounting for it, yes! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Mindscrambler => 20 + 9 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Mindscrambler => 14 + 9 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Mindscrambler => 19 + 9 = 28
Iris Alderi: (( oh god ))
Serra: (( But my mind doesn't like having to remember it exists. ))
Taemhain: (( so i get what from that, yuu? ))
Forge: (( Dammit a Minesweeper beat me ))
Mindscrambler 1: OoooOoOoOooOoo...
Iris Alderi: (( it's uh... You can expend it as a free action to get +2 to hit after you've rolled (I think it's after) OR if you still have it in effect then whenever I use my shifter power you get the benefit too ))
Iris Alderi: (( this lasts until we take another extended rest or until you expend it ))
Forge: (( The shifter bonus gives you MORE SPEED ))
Taemhain: (( k ))
Iris Alderi: (( and my shifter power is +1 AC/Reflex, +2 Speed ))
Forge: (( Which means NEVER USE THE FREE ACTION ))
Taemhain: (( indeed ))
Serra: "Lovely, githzerai. One of only two types of creatures who's better at giving people horrible headaches than me."
* Mindscrambler 1 gestures at Iris. Iris feels the probability of her death reaching 100%.
Faiz: MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BETTER AT IT.
Azar Macan: (( pfff there's a specific status effect for Osaou's aura ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Forge has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( so it might be good to get infront of me or something so I don't die horrible ))
Faiz: (( Well you moved there. ))
* Forge cracks his knuckles, then takes off in a diving kick!
Forge: DYNAMITE KICK!
Forge:
Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Dynamite Kick
Attack = 24 vs. Ref       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9
Hit: Target takes an extra 7 if at full health.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 loses 20 hit points.
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 shimmers and becomes insubstantial.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 loses 4 hit points.
Threden: (( You want to tank this one, Fleed? ))
Taemhain: (( oh thats not nice :/ ))
Forge: Hrmph. This looks like it will be interesting.
Faiz: (( I can do either, really, 1's within charge distance, though I can't mark it. ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: (( Oh, bleh. It doesn't do that because I misread how that power works. ))
Iris Alderi: I think the proper word here is annoying
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 loses 4 hit points.
Threden: (( I can move to 1 and try to drag the scrambler to me to tank both. ))
Faiz: (( What I can do is charge the frontmost mindscrambler and then mark Echo 2... ))
Forge: (( Since it's still my turn I'll go ahead and turn on my stoneskin for 5 temp HP ))
Forge: (( And then end ))
Taemhain: (( i think im going to attack mindscramblers on the basis that they have low AC >.> ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 punches Forge in the spirit.
Forge: (( Sorry about that, didn't realize it was still my turn ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Will => 14 + 14 = 28
Iris Alderi: (( Not on the basis that they're probably HUGE DICKS? ))
* Imban rolls: 2d8+9+1d8 => 9 + 9 + 8 = 26
Taemhain: (( eh, well... ))
Forge: Forge loses 26 hit points.
Forge: (( Faaaantastic ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Forge feels his mental resistances shatter! (vulnerable 10 psionic until end of his next turn)
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 shifts away.
Forge: (( Good thing I remembered my temp HP before getting clobbered by this week's random enemy widget ))
* Mindscrambler 3 points at Faiz. Faiz feels the probability of his death reach 100%.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Threden: (( You should recover some HP then. ))
Iris Alderi: (( so how much does that actually drop defenses? ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( I gave him +5 HP over max first ))
Forge: (( I increased my HP by 5 earlier ))
Threden: (( Ok ))
Imban: (( It doesn't, it actually has an effect when I attack you ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 14
Taemhain: (( oh *cmon* :/ ))
Mindscrambler 3: Ooooo...
Forge: (( 72 - 26 = my HP right now, so.... 46, yeah I'm right ))
* Taemhain growls at the world in general
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz GAO
Faiz:
EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal
CHARGE UP!!
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
* Azar Macan starts playing crossbone theme, because I found a slightly different version
* Faiz charges down that first ghost...fuckin' whatever, ARG
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER WAAAAAAAVE!!
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 15
Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 18
Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.
Mindscrambler 1: (( Who are you charging at? ))
Faiz: (( Scrambler 1. Reach weapon. ))
Mindscrambler 1: (( Ah. ))
* Mindscrambler 1 interrupts you with a mind-scrambling misdirection!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Will => 3 + 11 = 14
* Mindscrambler 1 is terrible.
Mindscrambler 1: Mindscrambler 1 loses 27 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( It interrupts with failrue ))
Iris Alderi: (( FAILRUE ))
Forge: (( It is instead just pictures of a lolcat and Faiz is like I LOVE CATS ))
Serra: (( It rues its' failings! ))
Faiz: (( http://soldoutcomic.com/Etc/Sketchdump/lolfaiz.gif ))
Mindscrambler 1: (( ...huh, wait. ))
* Mindscrambler 2 smites Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. Will. Faiz feels the chance of his death is 100%! => 3 + 16 = 19
Iris Alderi: (( or is it 0%? ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( no, since that should hit. ))
Iris Alderi: (( or wait he's 18 ))
Iris Alderi: (( welp ))
Iris Alderi: (( Why so so not willpower ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 25 hit points.
Serra: (( dat to hit mod ))
Taemhain: (( yuu, have you looked at mine? ))
Iris Alderi: (( well you're a dorfbarian ))
* Mindscrambler 2 critically hits Faiz, who staggers off and is dazed!
Mindscrambler 2: (( (save ends) ))
Iris Alderi: (( so hmm ))
Mindscrambler 2: Faiz also feels the chance of his death drop to normal.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Hi-ya!
Iris Alderi: (( so hey guys, when my turn comes: Pop shifter immediately, or Arc Infusion? ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 shoots mental lasers at Forge!
* Azar Macan puts pizzzaaaaa in oven
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Will => 3 + 14 = 17
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 lasers awful.
Serra has received initiative.
* Forge is a mental bastion
Faiz: (( Being a robot, Forge is well-versed in lasers and the avoidance thereof. ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Serra: (( Hmmm ))
Forge: (( BEHOLD MY PSYCHIC LASER ))
Kuro is disconnected.
Kuro is disconnected.
Serra: (( Can I move there? ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( Yes. ))
Iris Alderi: (( KULO NO ))
Taemhain: (( oh no, kuro's pizza killed his internet ))
Serra: "Well, let's see if I can't do something about these guys and their scary psychic powers!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Psionic Echo 2, vs Will => 10 + 12 = 22
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Mindscrambler 2, vs Will => 18 + 12 = 30
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Mindscrambler 1, vs Will => 2 + 12 = 14
Adric Kain: (( Want me to GoseiAzar if he doesn't get back in time? ))
Faiz: (( Haha yes. ))
Kuro has connected.
Faiz: (( :allears: ))
Taemhain: (( hahahah ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 's Iron Mind protects him.
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+6 Damage, -2 to attack until the end of my next turn => 5 + 6 = 11
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: (( +2 to all defenses, that misses. ))
Serra: (( onore ))
Mindscrambler 2: Mindscrambler 2 loses 11 hit points.
Faiz: (( These icons~ ))
Serra: (( Done. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( He's back in IRC ))
Kuro: (( so Serra did what and it did what to counter? ))
Taemhain: (( fleed, i need a cheatsheet for your icons @.@ ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh there he is ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: (( tried to AoE blast it, it raised all its defenses by 2 ))
Adric Kain: (( I was looking forward to more GoseiAzar ))
Azar Macan: (( >:| ))
Azar Macan: Osaou!
Osaou: Rar-ra~
Forge: (( At the very least, do HurricAzar ))
* Osaou is a eaglesharkpanther, Helloooo
* Azar Macan tilts head
Azar Macan: (( which of these guys is closer? ))
Imban: (( equal ))
Faiz: (( They're both same distance. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, okay. who do we want to die first? ))
Faiz: (( Might as well keep beating on the echo. ))
Forge: (( The Echos hit much harder and are harder to hit ))
Forge: (( They also can make you vulnerable to psionic ))
Serra: (( The echo just bumped its' defenses by 2. ))
Taemhain: (( the echo has +2 to defenses right now though so its ridiculously hard to hit ))
Azar Macan: (( well I still have a 50% chance. ))
Azar Macan: (( so I'll take it! ))
* Azar Macan points at the Echo with his fancy sun vulcan dagger!
Azar Macan: THE JUDGEMENT OF SUN VULCAN IS UPON YOU!
* Azar Macan gathers energy into the dagger, and fires it at the thing!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 22 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Azar Macan: (( OH COME ON ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 bunshins.
Serra: (( Want me to interrupt? ))
Faiz: (( Augment dat shit. ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPTION ))
Azar Macan: (( that...yeah, it's max damage. and it'll get 1d8 more ))
Forge: (( You only need a +1 ))
Forge: (( It has 23 Ref ))
Serra: "Embrace that Sun Vul-whatever person more, Azar!"
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 loses 21 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( WAIT, NO ))
Azar Macan: (( serra doesn't expend anything ))
Serra: (( Oh? ))
Azar Macan: (( I have ca because of Osaou. ))
Serra: (( Oh okay. ))
Serra: (( Yeah I take it back then. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Combat advantage you say? ))
* Azar Macan raises dagger and calls upon JUDGEMENT
Forge: (( With ranged even? ))
* Kuro rolls: 1d8 SUPER BRUTAL VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 4
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 loses 4 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( I have CA against anyone in osaou's aura. only me, though. ))
Forge: (( Aha, ok ))
Iris Alderi: (( aw ))
Azar Macan: (( EVERYONE gets +2 damage, though. ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: (( BTW, you should roll brutal judgments as 1d7+1 or 1d8r1. I think ))
Azar Macan: (( Yeah, I guess I should. ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( So, I can either buff Taem now, or use a 1W+INT power and if it hits give Faiz a saving throw at +4 and if he saves the target takes 5 more damage ))
Azar Macan: (( I can't wait until I get those silly gloves ))
Taemhain: (( i vote the second one ))
Azar Macan: (( and get to have four different judgement macros ))
Iris Alderi: (( alright hmm, would moving here provoke/flank?: ))
Imban: (( provoke yes, flank no ))
Forge: (( You can't flank and still buff anyone other than Faiz ))
Iris Alderi: (( alright, I'll just try shooting it then ))
Forge: (( Assuming you're Wagic Weaponing ))
* Iris Alderi fires off a shell cracking with electricity which arcs out a tether towards Faiz
Iris Alderi: Arc Infusion (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 6 + 13 = 19 »
Iris Alderi: (( at scramble 3 ))
Iris Alderi: (( and uh... Fuck ))
Taemhain: (( nooope ))
Iris Alderi: (( serra? ))
Faiz: (( THANKS, I GUESS ))
Serra: (( I still have INTERRUPT. ))
Serra: (( Yeah let's do it. ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPTION ))
Azar Macan: (( hooray me remembered how my character works ))
Forge: (( You need 3, so an augment gives you a 50/50 shot ))
Serra: "Iris, steady your hand when you shoot!"
* Serra declares Adept's Insight! Add 1 to that roll.
Azar Macan: (( scrambler didn't raise it's defenses, that was the echo. right? ))
Faiz: (( Errhm... ))
Forge: (( I assumed it hit AC ))
Forge: (( Which is 22 ))
Serra: (( Oh AC. ))
Serra: (( Yeah, the augment 1. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 Add this much to the roll then. => 2 + 1 = 3
Serra: (( Yay! ))
Faiz: (( Now? ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( Now the DM asks Yuu to finish his turn >.> ))
Iris Alderi: (( sorry ))
Iris Alderi: (( got called away ))
Iris Alderi: Arc Infusion (Damage): « 1d10+6 = 3 + 6 = 9 » (Lightning) one ally within 5 squares of the target can make a saving throw with a +4 power bonus. If the ally saves, the target takes 5 extra lightning damage and is dazed until the end of your next turn.
Iris Alderi: (( faiz ))
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 6       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 0
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 11 hit points.
Faiz: (( Yaaay. ))
Azar Macan: (( yay +4 bonus ))
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Yay! ))
Iris Alderi: (( ARC INFUSION ACTUALLY GETS USED YAY ))
Iris Alderi: (( now brb still gotta get the rest of my foods ))
Threden has received initiative.
* Mindscrambler 2 interrupts you!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Will => 20 + 8 = 28
Taemhain: (( ouch :/ ))
Mindscrambler 2: And that cancels your move action.
Mindscrambler 2: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMLphi7HQU ))
Faiz: (( Charge that idiot. ))
Threden: (( Not even going to see if I WAS going to move? My goodness. ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( Well, it can't go off if you weren't going to move. ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( But I assumed you were. ))
Threden: (( Well, I was going to move there, yes. ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( And now you have a standard and swift action and were GET OUT'd. ))
* Mindscrambler 2 projects the image of a strange plush frog into Threden's head!
Taemhain: (( oh no :/ ))
Threden: It would be a legal charge to go above Forge, yes?
Threden: (( Hi ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( Yes ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( Wait, maybe not. ))
Faiz: (( Depends on how going through the door works. ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( Nope, since you'd need to charge to here: ))
Threden: STATEMENT: These creatures are irritating.
Threden: (( Is that not the same distance, though? ))
Faiz: (( If you can diagonal through it into Iris's square then you have to end where Mechperson pointed. ))
Mindscrambler 2: No. Draw it normally, Umb
Threden: (( Then how? ))
Threden: (( Ok, so same thing. ))
Iris Alderi: (( back ))
Iris Alderi: (( why is threden embedded in a wall ))
Iris Alderi: (( or wait ))
Iris Alderi: (( he was just off screen and it looked like he was on my end ))
Threden: (( I mean, it doesn't really matter. Which square is legal? ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( this one: ))
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 parries with a fist.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain points at Psionic Echo 1.
Adric Kain: Don't be shy. Come join the party.
Adric Kain:
Impelling Force • Standard • Arcane, Force, Implement
A bolt of force shoves a foe next to one of your allies.
Attack = 17 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 11   Force       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Hit: You slide the target 5 (+1) squares to a space adjacent to one of your allies.  
Adric Kain: (( Or Schala can fuck me ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 blushes.
Adric Kain: (( Alas done ))
* Taemhain snickers.
Faiz: (( SOON-DEER ))
Mindscrambler 1: Ooooooo.
Iris Alderi: (( But it was Kid this time ))
* Mindscrambler 1 bad-touches Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Will => 1 + 11 = 12
* Mindscrambler 1 is arrested for sexual harassment
Forge has received initiative.
* Faiz breaks the mindscrambler's arms.
Iris Alderi: show us on the armor ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
* Forge shifts up!
Forge:
Fallen Needle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Skull Break
Attack = 27 vs. Ref       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you until end of your next turn.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 loses 15 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( ahahah, right on the dod ))
Iris Alderi: (( dot* ))
Taemhain: (( nice ))
* Forge turns and punches the ghost thing because he doesn't like its face.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Mindscrambler 1: Mindscrambler 1 loses 10 hit points.
Forge: You may be a vengeful spirit, but I have purpose.
* Forge end
Mindscrambler 1: Ooooooooo...
Forge: (( I believe my vulnerability goes? ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: (( end of my turn, not yours ))
Forge: (( Ah, ok ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 shifts away.
Faiz:
Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly.
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.
Iris Alderi: (( HEY HOW'S IT GOIN? ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Taemhain: (( shifter be shiftin' ))
Forge: (( HEY! WHAT'S UP GUYS?! ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 ...shoots Forge anyway?
Iris Alderi: (( LET ME HOLLA AT YA ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: (( provokes an AoO and a Warden counter, sigh _ ))
Faiz: (( ...does it provoke or not ))
Faiz: (( :toot: ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Opportunity Attack • Weapon • Melee 1
YOU!!
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Faiz:
Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
INTERJECTION!!
Attack = 16 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 11
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.
Serra: (( KID!!! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Will, now that Faiz failed => 5 + 12 = 17
Faiz: (( Well that's a bunch of bullshit. ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 unfortunately, also failed
Serra: (( Luckily kid taketh away equally ))
Azar Macan: (( this is why I took Brutal curse. ;v ))
Forge: (( At least you're not out any encounters and I didn't get hit! ))
* Mindscrambler 3 wobbles in a daze, bad-touches Faiz
Faiz: (( Yeah, but still, y'know~ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Will => 17 + 11 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d6+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
Iris Alderi: OBJECTION!! (Immediate Interrupt)
Faiz: Faiz loses 8 hit points.
Iris Alderi: Shocking Feedback (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17 » vs. AC
Iris Alderi: (( carry on ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( Hey Faiz make a basic attack for me! :3 ))
Azar Macan: (( KID THERE ARE NUMBER ABOVE 4 ))
Faiz: (( ...w-why ))
Mindscrambler 3: :3
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 30 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Mindscrambler 3: Faiz turns and clobbers the Hell out of Forge!
Forge: (( Bye, me ))
Azar Macan: (( FAIZ NOOO ))
Taemhain: (( oh man :/ ))
Forge: Forge loses 16 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( fuck you, Kid. where was that eariler. ))
* Mindscrambler 3 shift up
Mindscrambler 3: (( wait, dazed ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( lol nm ))
Forge: (( Yeah ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( ))
Forge: (( Taem beat his asshole out his mouth ))
Taemhain: (( oh my turn ))
* Taemhain gives it a go
Taemhain:
Escalating Violence · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Come at me! I'll bite your legs off!
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 13
Hit: If you take damage before the start of your next turn, you gain +2 to the attack and damage rolls of your next attack.
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 26 hit points.
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 2 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( VIOLENCE ))
Taemhain: "Hi!"
Mindscrambler 3: OoOOoOooo...
Iris Alderi: (( Stuff actually managed to hit something ))
Azar Macan: (( does the echo still have a defense buff, by the by? ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( no ))
Taemhain: (( no ))
Forge: (( Nope, he is only judgemented currently ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: NOBODY ANIMATES MY ARMOR BUT ME
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Wicked Fang +3 • Minor • Armory • Personal
NOW OUR DESIRE FOR YOUR BLOOD!!
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d8 damage; +3 proficiency; +3 attack/damage; +3d8 damage on crit; weapon adds +3 to any ongoing damage it inflicts; Exenterator
Taemhain: (( lol, attack 12+12, damage 13+13 so apparently i can only hit on pairs? ))
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 16
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Faiz:
EX Attack = 21       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 16
Faiz:
EX Attack = 31       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 16
Faiz: (( So, yeah, taking that 31 on 3. ))
Imban: (( 's what I figured ))
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 21 hit points.
Mindscrambler 2: Mindscrambler 2 loses 21 hit points.
Faiz: (( Oh right, heh. ))
Faiz: (( Anyway I... believe I'm done, so. ))
* Mindscrambler 2 sets Faiz's mortality rate to 100%.
Mindscrambler 2: (( provokes AoO ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Opportunity Attack • Weapon • Melee 1
YOU!!
Attack = 30 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 16
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 15
Mindscrambler 2: Mindscrambler 2 loses 18 hit points.
Forge: (( Faiz already used his didn't he? ))
Faiz: (( not this turn~ ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( yes, but then he had a turn ))
Forge: (( Oh, right ))
Forge: (( My bad, proceed ))
* Mindscrambler 2 then moves since, well, what can Faiz do to him?
* Azar Macan eats pizzzaaaaa
Taemhain: (( *eats kuro* ))
Iris Alderi: (( *counters Kulo's pizza with chilly cheese fries* ))
Mindscrambler 2: Eh, sure, here.
Taemhain: (( ooooh *eats yuu's food too* :3 ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 marches down and mortally wounds Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+19 vs. Will => 13 + 19 = 32
Faiz: (( Umb why am I performing your function in the party aaa. ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 33 hit points.
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Iris Alderi: (( because you're popular ))
Threden:
Swap Counter • Minor • Martial
You toss an ally out of the way before they eat some damage to the face. But take it instead. You then stab the enemy in the face.
Trigger: An ally within 2 squares of you is hit by an attack and you are not included in the attack.
Effect: You and the ally shift up to 2 squares as a free action, swapping positions. You become the target of the triggering attack, in place of the ally. After the attack is resolves, you can make a basic attack against the attacker.
Iris Alderi: (( POPULARITY HAS IT'S PRICE ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 33 hit points.
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( ...okay does a...32 - 5... 27 hit you? yes ))
* Imban rolls: 2d8+9+1d8 => 9 + 9 + 5 = 23
Iris Alderi: (( Warforged Tactics sounds like some sort of SRPG ))
Threden: Threden loses 23 hit points.
Taemhain: (( its messy i know that ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Threden's psychic barriers are shattered!
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( and Faiz still is DOOMed since he was never properly attacked under DOOM ))
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( It sounds like a spinoff of Tactics Ogre ))
Forge: (( I WANT A NEW OGRE BATTLE ))
Forge: (( NOT TACTICS OGRE, FUCKIN' OGRE BATTLE ))
Iris Alderi: (( I was thinking more like, fantasy Front Mission ))
Serra: "So I see you've all kindly taken the time to line yourselves up nicely for me! Thank you! Now have a dose of this!"
Iris Alderi: (( where you customize your team of warforged with parts and stuff ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 1 hit points.
Forge: (( That game is called Robotrek ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Mindscrambler 1, vs Will => 10 + 12 = 22
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Mindscrambler 2, vs Will => 6 + 12 = 18
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Psionic Echo 1, vs Will => 20 + 12 = 32
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Psionic Echo 2, vs Will => 20 + 12 = 32
Iris Alderi: (( so cruel ))
Threden: (( Yum ))
Taemhain: (( the crits, the crits~ ))
Azar Macan: (( D-D-D-DOUBLE CRIT ))
Iris Alderi: (( also DOUBLE CRITS ))
Faiz: (( Serra breaks out the folding fan just for this occasion. ))
Iris Alderi: (( EVERYTHING DIES ))
Threden: (( Wow, doesn't that also hit EVERYTHING? ))
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( No, the 18 misses ))
Taemhain: (( uhh it misses scrambler 2 ))
Faiz: (( Yeah. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ALMOST EVERYTHING DIES ))
Taemhain: (( but 3 out of 4 is still nice ))
Threden: (( NEW SYMBOL IS CONFUSING. ))
Forge: (( The important thing is it crit the two things we needed crit the most ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d6+6 Damage (Mindscrambler 1), target is slowed until the end of my next turn, Threden gets +2 power bonus to damage rolls vs it until the end of my next turn => 7 + 6 = 13
Faiz: (( THERE IS A TARGETING SYMBOL ON THERE THAT IS ACCURACY JEEZ ))
Mindscrambler 1: Mindscrambler 1 loses 13 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d8+18 Damage (Echo 1 & 2), target is slowed until the end of my next turn, Threden gets +2 power bonus to damage rolls vs it until the end of my next turn => 7 + 18 = 25
Threden: (( I CAN'T REALLY SEE THAT ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 2: Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 loses 25 hit points.
Faiz: (( IT IS BRIGHT GREEN ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 25 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( WHY ARE WE YELLING? LOUD NOISES ))
Faiz: (( We don't have an "evasion down" symbol because Wolf's not here anymore ._. ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 wobbles and becomes insubstantial.
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 2 wobbles and winks out.
Serra: (( Done! ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( so uh ))
Iris Alderi: (( I need to move here if possible: ))
Iris Alderi: (( so I can wagic everyone's wapons ))
Forge: (( By the way, don't worry about healing me just yet. I can Resolve myself and still be alright for a while ))
Azar Macan: (( move where? ))
Faiz: (( Your choice of who to curse at this range, Kuro, 1 or 3. ))
Taemhain: (( to the left of me ))
Azar Macan: (( okay~ ))
Forge: (( Kuro should curse cube ))
Faiz: (( Oh right he can. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh shit that one was crused? AWESOME ))
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
Iris Alderi: (( WOO ))
Azar Macan: MASS JUDGEMENT~
Iris Alderi: (( Everything dies more ))
Taemhain: (( kabooom? ))
Azar Macan: Osaou, tactics!
Osaou: Rar-rar~
Iris Alderi: (( Osaou Battle ))
* Osaou hewllo, eaglesharkpanther
Forge: (( Osaou Fantasy Mystic Quest ))
Faiz: (( DROWN IN ICONS ))
Taemhain: (( i still want a cheatsheet @.@ ))
Faiz: (( You can rightclick and see the states yourself... ))
* Azar Macan creates balls energy in each hand!
Iris Alderi: (( the black thing with the blue circle is eaglesharkowlbear aura ))
Forge: (( Right click token, go to State, find the ones checked off ))
Taemhain: (( k ))
* Azar Macan tosses one at the echo!
Faiz: (( Or the State tab in Edit. ))
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Double Sun Power • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Healing, Implement
DOUBLE FIREFIST POOWWWEEERRRR!
Attack = 29 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 10   Fire       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7
Hit: If at least one attack roll hits, you regain hit points equal to your Intelligence modifier (+2)  
Miss: You regain hit points equal to your Charisma modifier (+5)  
Azar Macan:
EX Attack = 25       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 12
Azar Macan: (( SUPER EXCELLENT ))
Azar Macan:
EX Damage = 6       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 0
Taemhain: (( ooh thats a nice encounter power ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 8 hit points.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 1 hit points.
* Kuro rolls: 1d8r1 SUPER BRUTAL VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
Serra: (( ...uhh ))
Taemhain: (( derp? ))
Faiz: (( You have managed to be awful. ))
Azar Macan: (( that sure didn't work, Imban. ))
Imban: (( ...that sure didn't work. ))
Taemhain: (( it shouldve... ))
* Kuro rolls: 1d8r1 SUPER BRUTAL VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 2
Azar Macan: (( and kid says 'fuck you' ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 1 hit points.
Faiz: (( Guess it's 1d7+1~ ))
Azar Macan: (( NEXT ATTACK ))
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Double Sun Power • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Healing, Implement
DOUBLE FIREFIST POOWWWEEERRRR!
Attack = 19 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 13   Fire       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7
Hit: If at least one attack roll hits, you regain hit points equal to your Intelligence modifier (+2)  
Miss: You regain hit points equal to your Charisma modifier (+5)  
Azar Macan: (( hits, and... ))
Azar Macan:
EX Attack = 19       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 12
Azar Macan: (( also hits. ))
Azar Macan:
EX Damage = 7       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 0
Imban: (( what're you attacking? ))
Azar Macan: (( so 12 damage. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Everything ))
Azar Macan: (( the mindscambler ))
Threden: (( You sure it was "r1"? Don't you tell Stuph to do "k1"? ))
* Azar Macan tosses the other ball at the mindscrambler 1!
Mindscrambler 1: Mindscrambler 1 loses 12 hit points.
Taemhain: (( ive got it down as r1 ))
Imban: (( it's 1d8r2. ))
Azar Macan: (( I'l just change it to 1d7+1. ))
Imban: (( and Stuph's should be r2 too ))
Taemhain: (( well yeah, r2 ))
Imban: (( since it's "reroll any under 2" ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, r2? SILLY. ))
Imban: (( apparently. ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Vulcan Hi-Zol Launcher. ))
Iris Alderi: (( so who should I shoot? Since shifting doesn't seem really necessary at this point ))
Taemhain: (( i vote scrambler 1 ))
Azar Macan: (( the echo has the most hp and is the biggest threat, isn't it? ))
Forge: (( It's also taking less damage ))
Faiz: (( And the highest defense, which is bad for what Lechise is gonna do. ))
Taemhain: (( i tend to operate on the "murder things close to dead first" plan ))
Forge: (( Fewer enemies is always good ))
Taemhain: (( and since im looking to knock off the scrambler by me theat means 1 is next ))
* Iris Alderi fires wagic shells at scrambler 1 then
Azar Macan: (( well okay shoot 1 then since it has the +2 damage~ ))
Iris Alderi: Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+14 = 1 + 14 = 15 » vs. AC
Iris Alderi: (( AUGH ))
Taemhain: (( >:[ ))
Azar Macan: (( Kid: nope.avi ))
Iris Alderi: (( why ))
Faiz: (( Now that I think about it, I should go make a Magic Weapon icon anyway, hm. ))
Iris Alderi: (( So uh... Kulo remembers what that does had it worked right? ))
Azar Macan: (( everyone gets buffs, right? ))
Threden has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( everyone adjacent ))
Azar Macan: (( yeeeeeppp. ))
Azar Macan: (( too bad kid hates good things. ))
Iris Alderi: (( +1 to hit, +4 Damage ))
Imban: (( Hey Faiz. ))
Threden: (( Attacking Scrambler 3 ))
Imban: (( er, nm ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 13 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( aw, can't pull it into osaou-range? ))
Iris Alderi: (( I think he wants it stuph chargeable ))
Threden: (( Would that be a legal pull? ))
Imban: (( yes ))
Taemhain: (( im not planning to charge it so whats the point to that? ))
* Osaou waves at all the company!
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Threden: STATEMENT: Come over here.
Forge: (( Besides if Stuph wants to charge, shift back under Iris -> Charge ))
Iris Alderi: (( GET OVER HERE ))
Taemhain: (( the one bad thing about that spot is now the mind scramblers are flanking threden :/ ))
Serra: (( ))
Imban: (( ))
Iris Alderi: (( he can take it ))
Threden: (( Yes, well, I'm a tank. ))
Forge: (( There won't be a mind scrambler there for long ))
Serra: (( Well if we off one fast enough though! ))
Azar Macan: (( well hopefully mecha can cease that one's existance. ))
Threden: (( It would have flanked regardless. ))
Azar Macan: (( speaking of MECHA ))
Taemhain: i thought they had to be across from each other to flank?
Adric Kain: (( I was checkign something ))
Taemhain: (( derp ))
Adric Kain: (( Also does Forge want heals? ))
Forge: (( You can flank weirdly ))
Forge: (( Nah I'll take care of me on my turn ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))
Threden: (( Yes, but 2 shifts adjacent is "across", too. ))
Iris Alderi: (( yeah, I would have healed him otherwise ))
Forge: (( The Wardens are in full reach now so I'm in less danger ))
Taemhain: (( bloody wierd is all i know @.@ ))
Adric Kain: Hey you weird ghost...thing! How does it feel knowing you're about to die totally unloved by anyone!?
Faiz: (( That flanks. ))
* Adric Kain musicing at Scrambler 1
Threden: (( As things are right now, the echo doesn't flank. As I had originalyl pulled, ALL of them flanked. ))
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 27 vs. Will       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Iris Alderi: (( Furu no ))
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 11 hit points.
Forge: (( And now nothing flanks ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( Wait, no. ))
Threden: (( He attacked 1. ))
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 is healed and gains 11 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( I said 1 ))
Mindscrambler 1: Mindscrambler 1 loses 11 hit points.
Forge: (( Nevermind! ))
Adric Kain: (( I figured 3 would die to Forge next turn ))
Iris Alderi: (( or atleast get knocked to 1 ))
Forge: (( Likely ))
Adric Kain: (( And then he could eat the soul ))
Forge: (( I'm full on souls actually ))
Taemhain: (( still annoyed at all of you because i said i was going to kill 3 and then it got taken away from me and now it will have to get killed by someone else :/ ))
Forge: (( Just waiting for boss ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( done or no? ))
Threden: (( It was taken away so it wouldn't attack you. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Hey I shot at 1 >.> ))
Adric Kain: (( Done yeah ))
Forge: (( I can leave the scrambler at 1 if you like ))
Taemhain: (( no, because thats stupid with it where it is now ))
Mindscrambler 1: Ooooooo
* Mindscrambler 1 attempts to start up a HILARIOUS CHAIN OF DISASTER.
Taemhain: (( also, oh no at it hitting me and my 80 hp ))
Threden: (( OH MAN ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Faiz's Will. Faiz feels his chance of death is 100%. => 1 + 14 = 15
Mindscrambler 1: (( ... well, ok. ))
Faiz: (( MY DEATH IS NONE ))
Azar Macan: (( Kid giveth and kid taketh away ))
Threden: (( Mindscrambler 1 feels it's chance of death is 100%. ))
Taemhain: (( -100% maybe? ))
Mindscrambler 1: Faiz feels his death chance reset to normal.
Iris Alderi: (( Suddenly two swashbucklers with combat reflexes start AoOing each other ))
Taemhain: (( yuu, lol ))
Mindscrambler 1: (( I was going to bad-touch Faiz and make him smite Iris. Which would have had the 100% death chance, too. ))
* Mindscrambler 1 drifts away from Osaou.
* Osaou sadeface
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Hrmmmm ))
Osaou: (( should proably kill the scrambler that's going next. ))
Forge: (( Well first off, minor ))
Forge:
Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal
Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse.
Effect: Gain 7 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 7 HP.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Forge: (( Nowww.. ))
Iris Alderi: (( too bad you already have gloves, Reparation Aparatus would be hilarious with that ))
Forge: (( Ok ))
Iris Alderi: (( suddenly +2d6 Temp HP and +2d6 Regained HP ))
Forge: (( First off, 3 cannot make opportunity attacks against me as part of this movement ))
Forge: (( Go here ))
Forge: SUPAAAAA
Forge: INAZUMAAAA
Forge: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!
* Forge kick Githerdummy in the face
Forge:
Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder
Super Inazuma Kick
Attack = 18 vs. Fort       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 24   Thunder       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 9
Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 4 Thunder damage.
Mindscrambler 3: (( ...okay, because it's HILARIOUS if I drop it on you, I'm going to... oh, wait, you're not doing that. ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 13 hit points.
Forge: (( And the thunder rolls... onto 3 ))
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 4 hit points.
* Forge socks Mindscrambler 1 in the ghostface
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Mindscrambler 1: Mindscrambler 1 loses 10 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( and now coup de grace? ))
* Forge somehow knocks an insubstantial ghost prone. Because fists.
Forge:
Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial
Stag Beetle Crusher
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage and is knocked prone.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 2 hit points.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 1 hit points.
Forge: (( And that's Forge, ladies and gentlemen ))
Forge: (( My original plan was to kick Scrambler 1 but then he moved so improvised ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 awful touch -> Threden (vs. Will) => 1 + 13 = 14
* Azar Macan manged to eat the entire pizza. I guess skipping breakfast makes you hungry!
Mindscrambler 3: ...awful ._.
Serra: (( awful touch ))
Iris Alderi: (( Threden gets an adult ))
Threden: (( Bad at badtouch. ))
* Mindscrambler 3 makes sad ghost noises.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain:
Great Shout · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Raaaawr
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Hit: Each enemy within 5 squares of you takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn.
Threden: (( Sad ghost in snow. ))
Iris Alderi: (( I-I-I-INTERUPT ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( Actually, I don't want you hitting with that, so I'm going to interrupt it myself. ))
Iris Alderi: (( hey taem have « 1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( Please hold on~ ))
Iris Alderi: (( aw ))
Iris Alderi: (( it would have hit exactly too ))
Threden: (( You've been put onto the stack. ))
Mindscrambler 3: (( Interrupt provokes AoO from Osaou and Threden and Warden counter from Threden ))
Osaou:
Claw • Standard • Melee
NOT THE FACE!
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Mindscrambler 3: Mindscrambler 3 loses 11 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( Sorry stuph ))
Taemhain: (( whatever ))
Threden: (( And I'm going to save my interrupt. ))
Forge: (( So does that use up Great Shout and Adept's Insight? ))
Imban: (( No, in fact, Stuph didn't act yet ))
Threden: (( I think Taem can still attack. ))
Forge: (( Oh. ))
Forge: (( Hit the Githerdummy! He's prone! ))
Azar Macan: (( it used up his move action, right? ))
Threden: (( Charge the echo! ))
Imban: (( nope, no action ))
Azar Macan: (( but he can still charge. ))
Adric Kain: (( KILL THEM ALL ))
Forge: (( VHAT'S DAT, SANDVICH? KILL ZEM ALL? ))
Threden: (( The interrupt failed to occur at all, and it was triggered by Taem ABOUT to take an action. ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 14
Iris Alderi: (( PIME TARADOX ))
Forge: (( That's better anyway! ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 15 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Iris Alderi: (( and it wasn't pairs ))
Imban: I just don't like having attack debuffs. _
Imban: *<_<
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Hmm. ))
* Faiz just swords upon the mindscrambler 'cause not much tactical awesome he can do - fuck you, guy
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 33 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 16
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Mindscrambler 1: Mindscrambler 1 loses 18 hit points.
Taemhain: (( considering my attack debuff *missed* i dont see why you care so much ))
Imban: (( it hit with the boost. ))
Iris Alderi: (( yeah ))
Imban: (( and thus, I wanted it to go -> away ))
Taemhain: (( oh thats right, yuu was going to augment it ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Believe I'm done. ))
* Mindscrambler 2 shifts, realizes Imban hasn't been keeping track of that stupid power
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover really bad touch (for last round) => 2
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover really bad touch => 5
* Mindscrambler 2 does, whaps Threden with it
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Will => 11 + 13 = 24
Iris Alderi: (( OHHHH NOOOO ))
* Imban rolls: 3d6+7+10 => 11 + 7 + 10 = 28
Threden: Threden loses 27 hit points.
* Mindscrambler 2 hits Threden so hard he staggers across the room and is dazed! (save ends)
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 stands up.
Faiz: HI.
Iris Alderi: (( too bad arc infusion is an encounter ))
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 ...looks very sad.
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 kicks Forge right in the robot balls.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 2 + 16 = 18
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 silly Githzerai, robots don't HAVE balls.
Azar Macan: (( sadly his foot hits a steel plate and he stubs his toe. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Threden: (( I could probably react to that, but I don't think it matters at all. ))
Serra: (( Hmmm. ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( dazed stops reactions ))
Faiz: (( It does? Huh. ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( yup ))
Faiz: (( Anyway Imban I've reuploaded the status icons, if you didn't catch that in IRC. ))
Serra: "Two left, huh? Well let's see what I can do about that!"
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( I did catch it! ))
Adric Kain: Make is zero left!
Forge: (( MARK IT ZERO ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+14 Dishearten (augment 2) @ Psionic Echo 1 (flanking), vs Will => 9 + 14 = 23
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( yay, generic ^, generic v ))
Adric Kain: (( it ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten (augment 2) @ Mindscrambler, vs Will => 1 + 12 = 13
* Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 uses Iron Will, gains +2 to all defenses. You saw that coming right?
Serra: ;_;
Serra: (( Done ;_; ))
Serra: (( Onore Kid ;_; ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Hmph, stupid ghost...things!
Azar Macan: Osaou!
Faiz: (( It's hilarious how Iris has more status effect icons than the standard game has for us. ))
Forge: (( ZOMBIE GHOSTS LEAVE THIS PLACE ))
* Osaou welcomes you to the Osaou zone
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Forge: (( It's like the Fiddy Zone ))
Forge: (( Complete with soulless thousand yard stare ))
* Azar Macan concentrates and creates mutiple balls of energy around each arm!
Iris Alderi: (( So it's a graphical glitch where the backgrounds fail to load because oh god fiddy is beating the shit out of you? ))
Azar Macan: First, the sad one! (the gith, obviously)
Azar Macan: [h: DamageBonus = 9"] [h: DamageType = "Physical"] [h: FrameColor = "Gray"] [h,if (PowerType == "AtWill"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Green"] }] [h,if (PowerType == "Encounter"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Red"] }] [h,if (PowerType == "Daily"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Black"] }] [h,if(AttackRoll >= CritOn),Code: { [h: DamageRoll = DamageDiceNumber * DamageDiceSides] [h: CritBonus = eval(CritBonus + "")] [h: DamageRoll = DamageRoll + CritBonus] };{ [h: DamageRoll = eval(DamageDiceNumber + "d" + DamageDiceSides)] }] [h: DamageBonus = eval(DamageBonus + "")]
[r: Name] • [r: Action] • [r: KeyWords]
[r: Desc]
Attack = [r: AttackRoll + AttackBonus] vs. [r: Defense]       Rolled: [r: AttackRoll]     Bonuses: [r: AttackBonus]
Damage = [r: DamageRoll + DamageBonus]   [r: DamageType]       Rolled: [r: DamageRoll]     Bonuses: [r: DamageBonus]
Iris Alderi: (( OH NO ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( OH NOOOOO ))
Azar Macan: (( WHAT. ))
Taemhain: (( thats a mess sir ))
Faiz: (( IT IS EXACTLY THAT, LECHISE ))
Adric Kain: (( ERROR ))
Azar Macan: (( how the hell ))
Serra: (( oh noooo ))
Imban: Azar suddenly starts speaking gibberish.
Faiz: (( You're not powered by spheres or anything, are you? ))
Iris Alderi: (( He's speaking in tongues! ))
* Azar Macan tries again
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 17 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 9
Adric Kain: You've really got to get out of that cult.
Azar Macan: (( ;-; ))
Iris Alderi: (( yeah, augment ain't helpin that sorry ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
* Azar Macan curses, aims other arm at the ghost!
Iris Alderi: (( So hey Umb, need a heal? ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: (( Oh ok. ))
Azar Macan: (( HEY I'M NOT DONE ASSHOLE ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 16 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Azar Macan: (( ...;-; ))
Iris Alderi: (( onore ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Forge: (( DM does not enjoy being called asshole ))
* Azar Macan droops arms
Threden: (( Eh, I could take it I guess. ))
Imban: KID'S MOCKERY SPEAKS FOR ME.
Azar Macan: That...
Forge: (( This has been reflected in your roll ))
Azar Macan: Should've worked.
Iris Alderi: (( also argh everyone is spread out why ))
Azar Macan: (( BECAUSE KID HATES YOU ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm ranged so ))
Faiz: (( MAGIC SCYTHE ))
Imban: (( because the fight is over, and you failed to wagic weapon last time anyway ))
Iris Alderi: (( plan b ))
Azar Macan: (( we're ranged, they're melee. of course they're away from us. ))
Iris Alderi: (( I can probably hit 22 fort ))
Forge: (( Best choices are the Three Robmigos or Forge, Taem and Osaou who does not actually attack ))
Iris Alderi: (( I meant why are WE all spread out ))
Taemhain: (( the holes are where the enemies were ))
Serra: (( I think you can tell why I'm spread out. ))
* Iris Alderi fires off healing at Threden for Surge + « 2d6+11 = 2 + 11 = 13 »
Serra: (( Because I'm the squishy mage-y psion controller type. ))
Azar Macan: (( SO THE WORST PART ABOUT FAILURE TURN ))
Faiz: (( ...ahahaha oh god I just got the best thoughts for when I get my Paragon/Epic dailyforms, but I guess that's for another time. ))
Azar Macan: (( was that I was listening to the sun vulcan theme ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 34 hit points.
Forge: (( I would joke about Serra always staying by the door and then a monster bursting in like a sitcom neighbor, except that already happened like twice already. ))
* Iris Alderi shoots BARBED WIRE AT THE GITH YAY
Iris Alderi: Spike Wire (Hit): « 1d20+10 = 18 + 10 = 28 » vs. Fortitude
Iris Alderi: (( YAY ))
Iris Alderi: Spike Wire (Damage): « 1d8+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 » (Force), attacks deal +4 damage to target until the end of your next turn.
Imban: (( Please hold, Imban is doing something ))
Adric Kain: (( Is it something bad? ))
Imban: (( bleh, fuck it, DTRPG is dumb about coupon codes ))
Threden: (( This something is spawning enemies behind us. ))
Imban: (( no, I finally got my complimentary PDF copies of the books I worked on ))
Imban: (( but DTRPG is being dumb so I'lldoitlater ))
Iris Alderi: (( ah ))
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 11 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( I still find my idea of how spike wire works hilarious as a mental image ))
Threden has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( just this horrible capsule that explodes into razor wire over the enemy ))
Faiz: (( Save, bro. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 SAVE ME => 14 + 2 = 16
Iris Alderi: (( like some kind of demented april fools prank ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Iris Alderi: (( "Oh hey a can of peanut bri-OH GOT THE BLADES IT HURTS WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS?" ))
Threden: (( Attacking the scrambler. ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 13   Lightning       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Forge: (( Reeeeally looking forward to Guided Shot next level. ))
Azar Macan: (( kid wants to fight to drag on for as long as possible. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( if four of us can't kill two enemies I will be very sad ))
Serra: (( I'm sorry for saying what I said earlier, kid! You can let them die now! ))
Adric Kain: (( Echo or Mindscrambler? ))
Iris Alderi: (( Echo takes +4 damage ))
Faiz: (( Killing the Echo frees me up to charge the scrambler, just sayin'. ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually...Mindscrambler because of what I'm gonna do ))
* Adric Kain musics at the Mindscrambler!
Adric Kain:
Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement
You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies.
Attack = 18 vs. Will       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7
Hit: You slide the target 2 (+1) squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +5 power bonus to the attack roll.  
Adric Kain: (( Sigh ))
Faiz: (( Oh, you~ ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( Yuu augment that so it hits ))
* Iris Alderi gives Adric « 1d4+ = 2 »
Faiz: (( Lechise, can't you-- yeah. ))
Mindscrambler 2: Mindscrambler 2 loses 12 hit points.
* Iris Alderi gives Adric +1*
Adric Kain: Taemhein, hit it
Iris Alderi: (( WORDS ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+12 => 4 + 12 = 16
Adric Kain: (( Also you actully get +5 to hit ))
Taemhain: (( oh so 21 ))
Taemhain: (( i was tabbed out to gnaw on kait ))
Iris Alderi: (( with flenk? ))
Serra: (( 21 still misses :\ ))
Mindscrambler 2: (( That would be a RONG FLANK ))
Faiz: (( That's not a flank. ))
Adric Kain: (( Not that it matters ))
Serra: (( Nobody's flanking the scramber. ))
Iris Alderi: (( aw ))
Forge: (( Guided Shot stop showering me with situations where you'd be useful ))
Serra: (( this is not FF4e. ))
Adric Kain: (( Though two more from Osaou ))
Azar Macan: (( Kid: DANCE FOOLS, DAAANNNCCEEE ))
Serra: (( we're not using goofy aviflanking. ))
Iris Alderi: (( I should have gone with my other plan and shot aggravating force at it ))
Adric Kain: (( and now Faiz can charge it ))
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge gives him the drills
Forge:
Fallen Needle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Skull Break
Attack = 27 vs. Ref       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you until end of your next turn.
Githzerai Psionic Echo 1: Githzerai Psionic Echo 1 loses 25 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( SUPPA DED ))
Imban: Amusingly, the echo... DOES have a soul you can absorb.
Forge: (( Hat's full ))
Imban: Whereas mindscramblers don't. This doesn't make any sense to me.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( Clearly, the echoes ARE souls ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 29   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 14
Iris Alderi: (( why the mindscramblers are horrible souless monsters ))
Taemhain: (( siiigh ))
Mindscrambler 2: OooO?
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal
SMASHING.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit
Forge: (( Apparently Kid has given me all of the successful rolls ))
Taemhain: (( hey imban, kait gave you a new name: Chris T. Masban ))
Serra: (( Nah I think I burned them on the D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLE CRIT. ))
* Faiz DUAL WIELD GREATSWORD STRAFE BOOST ATTACK AAAAA
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 15
Damage = 29   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 17
Azar Macan: (( ka-shank ))
Iris Alderi: (( *gives stuff yummy grilled burgers and chilli cheese fries * ))
Mindscrambler 2: Mindscrambler 2 loses 29 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( Stuph* ))
Serra: (( so I think my apology worked. XD ))
* Mindscrambler 2 is ra-shanked and dies.
Taemhain: (( *eats all of yuu's food* :3 ))
Azar Macan: Well. That was...odd.
Imban: Iris feels her chance of death reset to normla.
Iris Alderi: Unpleasant is a better word there I feel
Azar Macan: Was the whole fortress like this, or was this just odd and out of place?
Imban: There's a blatantly obvious secret door in the middle of the room. Also, some bottomless pits on the northern side.
Iris Alderi: It had fewer Gnolls than usual
Taemhain: "Oooh look, bottomless pits."
Adric Kain: It's probably a haunted shrine or something.
Forge: (( LET'S JUMP DOWN EM ))
Imban: (( Please do. ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 25 hit points.
Forge: (( What's your songbonus again, +5? ))
Adric Kain: Also this is the worst secret door ever.
Forge: Forge loses 7 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( +5 from song +1 from belt ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Faiz: DOORS
Faiz:
Endurance = 16       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 15
Faiz: ...OH DEAR
* Iris Alderi also does repairs on Threden and Forge because yeah
Imban: Faiz is unsure of how to door.
* Forge burns two surges
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 30 hit points.
Serra: "Let's keep going. Surely whoever is leading the gnolls is deeper within."
Threden: Unit Faiz, did you forget how to utilize these devices?
* Taemhain applies headbutt.
Faiz: NO
Imban: The door breaks open.
Imban: Iris sits on Taemhain's shoulders.
Taemhain: (( oh god, theres a yuu on me, get it off, get it off ))
Iris Alderi: (( Well you guys need to stop moving where I'm moving ))
Imban: Anyway, there's two ways into the Ritual Chamber. There's this path, and the MAIN PATH.
Faiz: (( YOU SHOULD HAVE AIMED WHERE I WAS GOING, NOT WHERE I WAS ))
Taemhain: (( or you could wait to get there until the door is actually *open* ))
Adric Kain: (( Let's go in the SEKRET PATH ))
Forge: (( This path looks secret and more tactical. Maybe. ))
Imban: From what you can see, the side path would put you out on a balcony, while the main path puts you out on the ground floor.
Imban: Which will you take, or will you split up?
Iris Alderi: (( at the end of the path a kittenban is blocking the way ))
Faiz: (( oh god this is a trick isn't it ))
Threden: (( SPLIT THE PARTY ))
* Taemhain frowns, "I'm staying on the ground thank you."
Forge: (( NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY ))
Threden: (( Put the ranged on the balcony. ))
Imban: (( Splitting isn't actually a trcik here. ))
Imban: (( Ranged on the balcony, melee in front is actually a good idea. ))
Serra: (( Yeah, I'd totally take hanging out on the balcony. ))
Adric Kain: (( Sure let's try that. ))
Threden: OBSERVATION: Balcony appears to give free view of fire.
Imban: (( Anyway, move to the entrance you're headed for. ))
Threden: SUGGESTION: Ranged combatants take refuge up there.
Forge: (( You know what, to be extra safe? I'll go on the balcony as well. I can jump down or teleport if needed. And in case there's a melee thing out there I can deal with it ))
* Faiz recognizes this room! FUCK THIS ROOM
Faiz:
Endurance = 34       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 15
Serra: "We'll go over here. You up close and personal people can go the regular way."
* Faiz WRESTLES THROUGH THE WALL.
Iris Alderi: (( Don't fuck the room, Faiz ))
Taemhain: (( sounds good to me forge ))
Imban: Faiz fucks the room.
Iris Alderi: (( That is not what that hole is for ))
Iris Alderi: (( Faiz no bad ))
Forge: I will accompany you to the balcony to be cautious.
Azar Macan: Osaou, follow Faiz and the other hitting people!
Imban: A NEW MAP IS AVAILABLE: Fortress Graystone - Ritual Chamber
Imban: Place yourself as per the door you entered through.
Iris Alderi: (( LOADING ))
Iris Alderi: (( BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP ))
Faiz: (( look at all that resolution this isn't. ))
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi is healed and gains 12 hit points.
* Azar Macan checks something about the companion...
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi is healed and gains 10 hit points.
Taemhain: (( whoops, forgot my token @.@ ))
Adric Kain: Well this is scenic.
Azar Macan: (( okay, within 20 squares I can command Osaou. so this is fine. ))
Yuu Inohara: (( and then Taem was wall ))
Serra: (( Is it just me or did kittenban grow since the last map? ))
* Imban is big
Taemhain: (( well, kittenban does match the compass size so.... ))
Forge: (( How high is the balcony, for z-axis jumping purposes? ))
Imban: A deep thrumming noise echoes throughout this highdomed ritual chamber, the air crackling with energy. Three large cauldrons burn furiously along walls that rise 10 feet to a wide balcony fronted by crimson curtains. An altar sits atop a stepped dais in the center of the room, a group of hooded gnolls around it. A short distance away, the air ripples in a shifting haze of energy where a portal takes form. Scattered around the chamber are a number of hunched humanoid creatures—the helpless captives of Elsir Vale, transformed into horrid abyssal wretches. As they spot you, they raise a keening howl, lurching forward to attack.
Imban: (( 10' ))
Taemhain: Oh look, fire.
Yuu Inohara: (( Oh god ))
Yuu Inohara: (( meat boys ))
Azar Macan: (( AW MAN ))
Serra: (( AHHH SUPER MEAT BOY ))
Taemhain: (( oh dear :/ ))
Yuu Inohara: (( quick get the salt ))
Faiz: (( This was the best suggestion I've ever had. ))
Azar Macan: (( if only I was on the ground floor to be attacked by them ))
Azar Macan: (( R-R-R-REACTION KILL ))
Adric Kain: Oh boy.
Adric Kain: Gibbering chunks of meat.
Yuu Inohara: Well those look horrible
Forge: (( Abyssal wretches indeed ))
Fangren: "Welcome. I've been expecting you."
Azar Macan: (( >boss has ref as lowest defense ))
Azar Macan: (( fistpump ))
Forge: You have your funeral arrangements taken care of, then?
Taemhain: (( yup, im never hitting him ))
Forge: (( Now with impersonate ))
Serra: (( And of course Will is his best defense. (except AC of course) ))
Serra: (( So it's unlikely I'll land a mind thrust on this punk. :\ ))
Fangren: "You're too late, however. You'll merely watch my ascension to being an exarch of my Lord of Slaughter, and my first actions in his service will be to sacrifice your souls and hearts to his name!"
* Crocotta 1 howls
* Crocotta 2 howls
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 howls
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 howls
Iris Alderi: (( smoke powder is reflex atleast ))
Fangren: "Now die!"
Taemhain: (( still imagining the crocotta's as being made of terracotta >.> ))
Iris Alderi: (( and I can make use of war proxy ))
Faiz: NAH.
Iris Alderi: (( oddly enough ))
Fangren: (( Initiation ))
Threden: OBJECTION: This unit does not possess a heart.
Serra: "We'll see about that!"
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+10 => 4 + 10 = 14
* Threden rolls: 1d20+6 Let's Robattle => 8 + 6 = 14
Forge:
Initiative • None • Ikuze!
Ima ga sono toki da
Initiative = 18       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9
Iris Alderi: Initiative: « 1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 »
Faiz:
Initiative = 10       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5
Iris Alderi: (( these rolls ))
Adric Kain: (( Melee team doesn't actually get the +1 by the way ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 uhh, if im close enough for the +1 from adric please add it? @.@ => 2 + 5 = 7
Taemhain: (( welp, not like it matters to me! ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+4+1 Leeeeet's go! (Actually includes Mechawidget this time) => 5 + 4 + 1 = 10
Forge: (( Another reason to follow you up here! ))
Serra: (( Actually wait ))
Serra: (( I declare Strategist's Epiphany. ))
Serra: (( That's my normal roll. Now... ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+16+1 History -> Init take 1 => 13 + 16 + 1 = 30
* Serra takes that.
* Kuro rolls: 1d20+5+1 GO TIME! (-1 if not near Ardic) => 14 + 5 + 1 = 20
Iris Alderi: (( aaaa ))
Forge: (( However, as there's nothing up here presently I will be jumping down into the fray ))
Iris Alderi: (( rider kick? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Suuuuuuuper Meat Boy! => 12 + 8 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Suuuuuuuper Meat Boy! => 14 + 8 = 22
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Suuuuuuuper Meat Boy! => 15 + 8 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Suuuuuuuper Meat Boy! => 17 + 8 = 25
Iris Alderi: (( aaa ))
Iris Alderi: (( these rolls ))
Iris Alderi: (( why are they such ))
Taemhain: (( maan, why do i have to be so slooow this fight, howl of fury could murder so many of you little bastards >:[ ))
Imban: (( oops, I got them wrong ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Suuuuuper Meat Boy (for real this time) => 1 + 3 = 4
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Suuuuuper Meat Boy (for real this time) => 3 + 3 = 6
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Suuuuuper Meat Boy (for real this time) => 7 + 3 = 10
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Suuuuuper Meat Boy (for real this time) => 6 + 3 = 9
Iris Alderi: (( ahahah ))
Iris Alderi: (( YOUR ERRORS HAVE BEEN PUNISHED ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Disciple of Yeenoghu => 20 + 7 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Disciple of Yeenoghu => 2 + 7 = 9
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Crocotta => 11 + 9 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Crocotta => 4 + 9 = 13
Iris Alderi: (( so we know who is going immediately after Tilus ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Fangren => 12 + 8 = 20
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "I'm not sure what you guys' capabilities are, but I'm taking no chances!"
Faiz: (( Although I do find it hilarious that the Meat Boys' lowest defense is Reflex. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Imban: (( Their controls are awkward ))
* Serra invokes Force Spheres! Four whirling spheres begin orbiting her, granting her +2 to all defenses so long as she still holds onto one!
Iris Alderi: (( and slippery ))
Faiz: (( Clearly we should've made them Tofu Boy tokens instead. ))
Serra: "And you! Fall down!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 Force Sphere Fling @ MEAT BOY! 4, vs Ref => 6 + 11 = 17
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+6 Damage, and it falls prone (and dead) => 5 + 6 = 11
Iris Alderi: (( Suddenly Serra was a touhou ))
Abyssal Wretch 4: Abyssal Wretch 4 loses 11 hit points.
* Abyssal Wretch 4 explodes into blood.
Azar Macan: (( hm, where do you melee people plan to move? ))
Adric Kain: That's grotesque. I love it.
Serra: (( Done ))
Azar Macan: (( since I...kinda don't want to move Osaou into the fray by himself. ))
Forge: I take it the entire fortress will be full of them in the book?
Forge: And possibly also on fire?
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: Yeenoghu, my lord, RUIN THEM!
Taemhain: (( i think your best bet is to move him somewhere and have us follow ))
Serra: (( brb ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Ruinous Burst vs. Serra's Reflex => 6 + 10 = 16
Iris Alderi: (( we should probably lure them close to the balcony or something ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Ruinous Burst vs. Azar's Reflex => 8 + 10 = 18
Taemhain: "If it isn't on fire how will the water room be full of lava?"
Iris Alderi: (( so the melee guys can still get heals ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Ruinous Burst vs. Forge's Reflex => 2 + 10 = 12
Iris Alderi: (( also glad I'm standing here ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Ruinous Burst vs. Adric's Reflex => 9 + 10 = 19
* Imban rolls: 2d8+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 10 hit points.
Adric Kain: You missed.
Adric Kain: ...most of us.
* Iris Alderi looks to her side, "Well that was... A bit too close for comfort...
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 calls up a pillar of necrotic energy under the people on the balcony! Azar is zapped.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Ow.
Azar Macan: (( nearest wretch is...5? ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: (( yes ))
Iris Alderi: (( also that cauldron/pyre/thing is off center and making me go ))
Taemhain: (( oh god it is, why did you have to point that out? > ))
Faiz: (( And now the OCD-riddled half of the party becomes useless. ))
Iris Alderi: (( because I just noticed ))
* Azar Macan points at meat boy 5!
Taemhain: (( i hate you ))
Iris Alderi: (( CAULDRONS AREN'T ALIGNED RIGHT, WORST MODULE EVER ))
* Azar Macan tosses a bolt of energy it's way, casually.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 14 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 9
* Azar Macan is...too casual, it appears.
Azar Macan: (( oh that Kid. ))
Azar Macan: Turn's over.
Serra: (( Back ))
* Crocotta 1 bounds forward.
* Crocotta 1 's appearance seems to shift oddly, confusing Osaou, Threden, Faiz, and Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Osaou's Will => 11 + 12 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Threden's Will => 17 + 12 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Faiz's Will => 9 + 12 = 21
Azar Macan: (( Damn. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Taemhain's Will => 18 + 12 = 30
Crocotta 1: (( it has Combat Advantage against all of you, which it uses to... ))
Taemhain: (( i think you overdid it ))
Iris Alderi: (( Dwarf is especially confused ))
* Taemhain just goes ??? at the crocotta
* Crocotta 1 laughs hauntingly at those four, and they can feel the grip of fear set in on their souls!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Osaou's Will => 19 + 14 = 33
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Taemhain's Will => 13 + 14 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Threden's Will => 9 + 14 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Faiz's Will => 5 + 14 = 19
Serra: (( Of course. ))
* Imban rolls: 2d10+6 => 9 + 6 = 15
Osaou: Osaou loses 15 hit points.
Threden: Threden loses 15 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz loses 15 hit points.
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 15 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( welp ))
Taemhain:
Endure Pain · Immediate Interrupt · · Personal
You grin and bear it, shrugging off the pain of a new wound.
Trigger: You are hit by an attack.
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you gain resistance to all damage equal to 5+Con modifier. Currently: 9
Taemhain: (( that is what i have to say about that ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 9 hit points.
* Fangren 's body glistens with ice.
Fangren: (( ...sec, Fangren has some nonsense and fail in his stats ))
Iris Alderi: (( yay nonsense and fail ))
Adric Kain: (( Whoops ))
* Fangren points at Iris and fires a bolt of RaW cHaOs at her!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex (allowing you cover from there) => 12 + 12 = 24
* Imban rolls: 2d4+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi loses 9 hit points.
* Iris Alderi ows
Fangren: Iris is slowed by chaotic goop.
Forge has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: That was uncalled for
Iris Alderi: and mildly disgusting
Forge: (( Anything I need to do to jump down 10 feet? ))
Iris Alderi: (( Save ends or end of his next turn? ))
Fangren: (( end of his turn ))
Fangren: (( Acrobatics check, Forge, to decrease the damage you take ))
* Forge first off, 5 temp HP
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+14 => 20 + 14 = 34
Iris Alderi: (( welp ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 9
Forge: Forge loses 0 hit points.
Forge: Hello, hideously ugly dog.
* Forge just punches it for now
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 19 hit points.
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 2 hit points.
Forge: (( And done ))
* Crocotta 1 cackles and plots Forge's demise.
Taemhain: (( does it not take the 8 from flurry of blows? ))
* Abyssal Wretch 3 SUUUUUUUUUPER MEAT BOYs into Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 4 + 10 = 14
Iris Alderi: (( and then explodes violently ))
* Abyssal Wretch 2 crashes into Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 20 + 10 = 30
Forge: Forge loses 6 hit points.
Taemhain: (( oh i see it now, brains ))
Iris Alderi: (( that was a waste of a crit ))
* Abyssal Wretch 1 crashes into Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 19 + 10 = 29
Taemhain: (( look forge, friends! ))
Forge: Forge loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( they're setting themselves up for AoE ))
Iris Alderi: (( so I have a question ))
Iris Alderi: (( if I used War Proxy on one of the melee dudes, would they then count for figuring who is 'adjacent' to me, since it lets me use them as the origin of my ranged attacks? ))
Adric Kain: (( Want me to debuff the dogface or kill a meatboy? ))
Abyssal Wretch 1: (( Likely not. ))
Forge: (( Debuff the dogface ))
Forge: (( I am a minion buster ))
Threden: (( We have AoE down here anyway. ))
Adric Kain: Hey ugly, your mother fucked this elf skull!
Faiz: (( We have Forge and Serra both for killing minions, just kill things with actual HP. ))
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 11   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 11 hit points.
Taemhain: (( yeah, several of us have good stuff for minion punching ))
Serra: (( Yeeeeeah ))
Adric Kain: (( Done ))
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: I love having his skull.
Iris Alderi: That seems rather unhealth
Forge: You seem to love it a bit more than is healthy.
Iris Alderi: (( Unhealthy* ))
Threden: (( Hmm. ))
Serra: "It is getting a little creepy, yeah."
Forge: But then I have a relaxing coat made from a Troglodyte and will soon have a nice pair of gnoll slippers to wear with it while relaxing.
Adric Kain: Look, that guy pissed me off. Being able to desecrate his remains amuses me
Faiz: (( I'm reserving judgment on what I'm doing until it's actually my turn, if you're gonna ask what I want to tank. ))
Threden: (( I'm considering trying to kill two meat boys. ))
Threden: (( Nah, I'll tank the dog. ))
Taemhain: (( i can get...4 meat boys on my turn but that would mean ignoring them for a long time ))
Threden: (( Attacking the dog. ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 9   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Faiz: (( You might want to start up with the crankin' of dailies, by the by. ))
Faiz: (( Since BOSS ))
Serra: (( I can probably plunk the lot of them plus the dog on my action, if they manage to all fling themselves at the melee-ers. ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( So hey Stuph, stuph, stuph hey, hey stuph hey ))
Taemhain: (( yes? ))
* Iris Alderi raises her scythe, the blade glowing bright red, her tail bristling agitatedly and ears perking as the head of Taem's hammer does the same imparting improved speed and reflexes.
Threden: (( I'll pop it next turn, then. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Zoom dwarf ))
Taemhain: (( oh goodie :3 ))
Iris Alderi: (( +1 AC/Reflex, +2 Speed, etc. ))
Serra: (( do you have LOS though? :\ ))
Faiz: (( I'm pretty sure it just works, doesn't it? ))
Iris Alderi: (( it just works ))
Serra: (( okay ))
Iris Alderi: (( they just have to have an augmented weapon ))
Iris Alderi: (( When you use your shifter racial power, the power's benefits extend to one ally wielding a weapon or implement affected by augment energy. The effect ends when the ally uses the +2 bonus to the attack roll. ))
Forge: (( So enjoy having even more speed than us! ))
* Azar Macan plays lord of the speed for Stuph
Imban: (( done? ))
Taemhain: (( i will ))
Iris Alderi: (( and switch to gun before end turn ))
* Crocotta 2 cackles.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. Forge's AC => 20 + 16 = 36
Forge: Forge loses 16 hit points.
* Crocotta 2 impales Forge on its mouth
Faiz: (( Stop hogging all the 20s, you. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz explodes into violence.
Faiz:
EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal
CHARGE UP!!
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
* Faiz BOOST ATTACK
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER WAAAAAAAVE!!
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 15
Damage = 25   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 18
Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.
Forge: (( If possible, leave me the space to the left of the ugly dog next to me. If you can do more with it though, by all means. I'm planning to be Tohou Forgehai ))
Faiz: (( At Croc2. ))
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 25 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( So much shiftin up here ))
* Abyssal Wretch 7 looks sad and ugly. Faiz feels bad.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Inspire Revulsion in Faiz (vs. Will) => 18 + 7 = 25
Faiz: Faiz loses 6 hit points.
Abyssal Wretch 7: (( -2 all attacks, 1 turn ))
* Abyssal Wretch 8 charges at... Osaou. Sure.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 bonk => 3 + 10 = 13
Faiz: (( I will totally argue that if any of the minions roll a 1 they should just die immediately because Meat Boy fail explosion. ))
Faiz: (( (though I'm just being silly) ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: "Yeenoghu, my Lord of Slaughter, ruin them!"
Iris Alderi: (( so yeah, I see two meat boys and an uggly dog looking to be steel winded ))
* Osaou stares at the strange meat man questionly
Taemhain: (( sssshhh i have a plan ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( also WHOOPS ))
* Imban rolls: 3d10+5 => 22 + 5 = 27
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( ...yeah I'll just say you get off lucky this time ))
Taemhain: (( what? whats that? ))
Faiz: (( ...erhm ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( oh uh... the thing I hit Kuro with should have done THAT much, not 10 ))
Taemhain: (( @.@ ))
Iris Alderi: (( did it actually hit? ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( it hit Kuro. ))
Iris Alderi: OBJECTION!! (Immediate Interrupt)
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 calls down another one!
Taemhain: (( back at the start of the fight, yuu ))
Taemhain: (( he hasnt gone yet this turn ))
Iris Alderi: (( oh ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Osaou's Reflex => 5 + 10 = 15
Iris Alderi: (( pff ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faiz's Reflex => 4 + 10 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Adric's Reflex => 9 + 10 = 19
Iris Alderi: (( I was about to energy conversion ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Iris's Reflex => 9 + 10 = 19
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( man, all misses ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: You're bad at this.
Iris Alderi: (( wow that looked weird ))
Taemhain: (( i am attacking wretch 8 ))
Threden: (( Not rolling against Taem? ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( Taem was under the balcony. ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( I felt that would be OVERT CHEATING. ))
Taemhain:
Howl of Fury · Standard · Primal, Thunder, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 11
Hit: You howl in a Blast 3 that includes the target. Each enemy in the blast, other than the target, takes thunder damage equal to your Con modifier. If you are raging, the thunder damage is 3+Con modifier. Con mod is currently: 4.
Iris Alderi: (( Taem kinda had a rainbow box at the bottom of his token for a moment ))
Taemhain:
Howl of Fury · Standard · Primal, Thunder, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 11
Hit: You howl in a Blast 3 that includes the target. Each enemy in the blast, other than the target, takes thunder damage equal to your Con modifier. If you are raging, the thunder damage is 3+Con modifier. Con mod is currently: 4.
* Imban looks confused at Stuph @_@
Azar Macan: (( erm, I believe you hit your buttran twice ))
Taemhain: (( whoops ))
Threden: (( Both hit anyway. ))
Iris Alderi: (( buttran ))
Abyssal Wretch 7: Abyssal Wretch 7 loses 16 hit points.
Taemhain: (( i hit it kind of hard so >.> ))
Imban: (( So yeah draw your blast 3? ))
Iris Alderi: (( you hit it as hard as you wanted to hit the enemies? ))
Taemhain: (( how does i? @.@ ))
Imban: (( Oh wait no it's obvious ))
Iris Alderi: (( yeah it's a 3x3 square ))
Imban: (( since this is the only sensible one ))
Forge: (( Has to include the target ))
Taemhain: (( yes that one ))
Forge: (( So one to the right ))
Imban: (( oh, right ))
Abyssal Wretch 1: Abyssal Wretch 1 loses 4 hit points.
Abyssal Wretch 8: Abyssal Wretch 8 loses 4 hit points.
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 4 hit points.
Faiz: (( He attacked 8. ))
Iris Alderi: (( so much confusion ))
Abyssal Wretch 7: Abyssal Wretch 7 is healed and gains 16 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( fucking ugly dogs ))
Abyssal Wretch 8: Abyssal Wretch 8 is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Abyssal Wretch 8: Abyssal Wretch 8 loses 16 hit points.
Imban: (( So... are you killing 2 or 7? ))
Imban: (( 2 would also hit dog 1 ))
Taemhain: (( it should kill 8, 1, 2 and hit both crocottas ))
Abyssal Wretch 2: Abyssal Wretch 2 loses 4 hit points.
Forge: (( Ok, that's my bad ))
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 4 hit points.
Forge: (( I figured you hit 7 ))
Iris Alderi: (( suddenly the unreal announcer had a seizure ))
* Abyssal Wretch 6 sads at Taemhain.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Will => 18 + 7 = 25
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 6 hit points.
* Taemhain sads back.
Abyssal Wretch 6: (( -2 to hit for you ))
* Abyssal Wretch 5 sads at Forge.
Taemhain: (( sad ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Will => 19 + 7 = 26
Iris Alderi: (( Icons! ))
Forge: Forge loses 6 hit points.
Forge: (( Dammit. ))
Taemhain: (( i be coated in em ))
* Imban eats the meat boys :|
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Well this is gonna be significantly less effective, I'm sure of it. ))
Serra: (( Okay. Off wretch 6 or wretch 3? ))
Taemhain: (( *shrug*? ))
Serra: (( I'll get everything in between them regardless ))
Forge: (( Hit a dog ))
Forge: (( Or just do that instead ))
Taemhain: (( i say ignore 3 ))
Iris Alderi: (( you could shift, steel wind crocomaw and meat 5 and then punch meat 7 ))
Serra: (( Kay. ))
Forge: (( I was going to Daily the entire group ))
Forge: (( But everyone's making my Daily even less useful ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Taemhain: (( oh your running around thing? ))
Forge: (( Yeah it does shit damage and only works for groups ))
Serra: "I like how you've all clustered yourselves together right into the radius of my attack range!"
Taemhain: (( could let him do that and focus a doggy tilus... ))
Forge: (( Giant clusterfuck of minions is the ideal situation ))
Adric Kain: They're friendly like that
Serra: "So have a taste of this!"
Taemhain: (( although i think you mostly only have aoe anyway :/ ))
Faiz: (( And here Tilus is just truckin' on without a care~ ))
Forge: (( Mine's a daily, everyone else's are At-Wills so go ahead and do em ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Crocotta 1, vs Will => 18 + 12 = 30
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Crocotta 2, vs Will => 12 + 12 = 24
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ MEAT BOY! 5, vs Will => 10 + 12 = 22
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ MEAT BOY! 7, vs Will => 3 + 12 = 15
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ MEAT BOY! 6, vs Will => 11 + 12 = 23
Iris Alderi: (( you can still probably snap it off on the boss dudes ))
Taemhain: (( not with the way theyre spreading out... ))
Serra: (( This was using the staff of psicraft to expand the AoE radius by 1, by the way. ))
Faiz: (( SNAP INTO A CULTIST ))
Forge: (( It's like 2d6, it's far inferior to my other stuff ))
Forge: (( It USED to be a 3d8 but then the errata shat all over it ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d6+6 Damage, targets are slowed until the end of my next turn, Forge, Threden, Osaou, Faiz, Taemhein, and maybe Adric and Iris get +2 power bonus to damage rolls vs targets until the end of my next turn => 9 + 6 = 15
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 15 hit points.
Abyssal Wretch 5: Abyssal Wretch 5 loses 15 hit points.
Abyssal Wretch 6: Abyssal Wretch 6 loses 15 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Why maybe me? ))
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 15 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( crocotta 1 losts two more~ ))
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 2 hit points.
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
* Serra also flings a force sphere at the stray pile of meat!
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 Force Sphere Fling @ MEAT BOY! 6, vs Ref => 16 + 11 = 27
Imban: (( 6 is dead, did you mean a living one? ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+6 Damage, and it falls prone => 2 + 6 = 8
Serra: (( I meant 7 ))
Abyssal Wretch 7: Abyssal Wretch 7 loses 8 hit points.
* Abyssal Wretch 7 explodes instead! >
Serra: (( Somehow it hovered over onto 6 while I was pointing at it ))
Taemhain: (( prone from dying ))
Serra: (( Done ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Unholy Ruination => 1
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 fires a distraction rifle at Forge, then retreats.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 7 + 12 = 19
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Forge is not amused.
Threden: MOCKING STATEMENT: Yes, run, fleshy creature.
Azar Macan: (( Hmmm. ))
Azar Macan: (( shall shoot the last minion, or the actual enemies? ))
Adric Kain: (( Actual enemy ))
Azar Macan: (( my damage output is lower than them, after all... ))
Forge: (( Well I'm not using my Daily to kill one minion and lightly scratch two other enemies ))
* Osaou can has tactics
Threden: (( That minion will die when I hit this dog. Or before then, either way. ))
Azar Macan: Take this!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 21 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 9
Azar Macan: (( HAH-HAH. ))
* Imban inquires as to the target
Azar Macan: (( obviously the one I tossed osaou at! ))
Forge: (( Announcing what you're attacking before you do it is a good thing unless it's obvious ))
Taemhain: (( im assuming croc 2 ))
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 18 hit points.
* Kuro rolls: 1d8r2 SUPER BRUTAL VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 3 hit points.
Taemhain: (( largely because he just moved osaou over by that one ))
Serra: (( +2 because of my buff ))
* Azar Macan endo
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 2 hit points.
Serra: (( Oh wait no, Azar. ))
* Crocotta 1 shifts
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Serra: (( Take that back, my bad. ))
Serra: (( He''s about the only one besides me I didn't cover. ))
* Crocotta 1 treacherously backbites Forge!
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 24 vs. Fort       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 13 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 BACKBITING vs. AC => 1 + 12 = 13
* Crocotta 1 falls on its face.
Threden: (( I also finalyl change that to be the right action type. ))
Forge: Try frontbiting. You can actually see that way.
* Fangren calls the vortex of chaos.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Reflex (Forge) => 4 + 13 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Reflex (Osaou) => 12 + 13 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Reflex (Faiz) => 2 + 13 = 15
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Reflex (Taemhain) => 19 + 13 = 32
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Reflex (Crocotta 1) => 4 + 13 = 17
* Imban rolls: 3d10+6 => 9 + 6 = 15
Osaou: Osaou loses 15 hit points.
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 15 hit points.
Taemhain: Tingly.
Iris Alderi: (( oh god 1 HP dance ))
Azar Macan: (( OH NO CHIROCOSAU ))
Fangren: Taemhain and Osaou are ripped at by horrible psychic agony!
Fangren: (( ongoing 10 psychic and dazed (save ends both) ))
Azar Macan: (( I can- ))
Iris Alderi: (( whoops ))
Forge: (( Well bye Osaou ))
Azar Macan: (( fuck does that occur at the start of the turn? ))
Taemhain: (( yes ))
Forge: (( Sure does ))
Faiz: (( Mmhm. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Serra: (( yeeeeeep. ))
Azar Macan: (( erm. well, I can re-summon him... ))
Taemhain: (( simplifies *my* turn though ))
Serra: (( so bye bye eaglesharkpanther. ))
Azar Macan: (( since I highly doubt we want to waste a heal on Osaou. :v ))
Iris Alderi: (( I could energy conversion him but ))
Faiz: (( QUICKLY, DOES ANYONE HAVE BLACK-HEARTED KNAVE FOR A THEME ))
* Forge rolls the sleeves of his gi up as his shoulders erupt into flames.
Iris Alderi: (( BUT HE'S ALREADY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ENEMIES ))
Forge: IGNITION!
Forge:
Fighting Fury • Minor • Psionic, Stance
Ignition!
Effect: Until stance ends, all unarmed melee attacks do 3 extra damage.
* Forge brings the drills to dog 1.
Forge:
Fallen Needle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Skull Break
Attack = 32 vs. Ref       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 9
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you until end of your next turn.
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 21 hit points.
Faiz: (( YES YOU DID ))
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 2 hit points.
Forge: UuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA!!
Serra: (( +2 from me +3 from forgeattack ))
Crocotta 1: Crocotta 1 loses 5 hit points.
* Crocotta 1 explodes.
* Forge punches its skull out the back of its head.
Iris Alderi: (( aw I was going to add to its icon pile ))
Taemhain: That was vigorous of you.
* Forge turns around and axe kicks the other dog.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Azar Macan: (( Hmmm. ))
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 10 hit points.
Threden: (( LET ME AX YOU A QUESTION ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Forge: (( And done unless anyone wants this space ))
Azar Macan: (( do we gain benefits for being a level above these guys, by the way? ))
Imban: (( no ))
Imban: (( Well, they can't stab you. ))
Imban: (( That is a benefit ))
Faiz: (( Hey Mechperson, you have any real need to move, at the moment? ))
Threden: (( YOU HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ))
Azar Macan: (( then I may just teleport down so Osaou doesn't have to leap down and probably get hurt when he re-appears. ))
Adric Kain: (( I do not no ))
Iris Alderi: (( there's the benefit of cover behind these pillars ))
Adric Kain: (( Want me to Moment of Escape you ))
Faiz: (( Mind giving me the ups on your turn then? I can't charge the disciple from here, yeah. ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))
Azar Macan: (( unless Imban says I can fuck the z-axis and when Osaou comes back when I'm standing near the edge he appears down low. ))
Imban: (( that would be legal ))
Imban: (( if silly ))
Azar Macan: (( I'll do that then~ ))
* Abyssal Wretch 3 super sulk boys Threden.
Iris Alderi: (( KoL/FFTA2 revive shenanigans ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Will => 1 + 7 = 8
* Abyssal Wretch 3 super sulk boy.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( splotch ))
* Abyssal Wretch 3 is so sad he explodes.
Iris Alderi: (( it just wants to die ))
Threden: REPLY: My sensory system is unaffected by your... attempts.
Abyssal Wretch 3: Abyssal Wretch 3 loses 9999 hit points.
Adric Kain: Faiz, get moving up there!
Adric Kain:
Moment of Escape • Move • Arcane
Hey move over there.
Effect: Slide an ally 4 squares
Faiz: I CAN DO THAT
Taemhain: (( looks like it gave up the will to live ))
* Adric Kain meanwhile musics at Croatia 2
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 16 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 (+1) squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Taemhain: (( im voting for crockpot personally ))
Adric Kain: (( And a miss ))
Adric Kain: (( Done ))
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Croatoan. ))
Forge: (( Well I was gonna joke that this was for Serious Sam 3 but then it missed ))
Adric Kain: (( Unless Forge wants heals ))
Iris Alderi: ((Cracatoa ))
Forge: (( I'm ok for now ))
Threden: Lesser foes neutralized. Releasing limiter.
Threden:
Chill Limiter Release • Minor • N/A
You release the limiter on your connection with the primal elements, and infuse yourself with the power of ice. The extreme cold permeates the nearby area, making it difficult for enemies to maneuver.
Effect: Transform into a guardian form until the end of the encounter. While in this form, you gain a +1 bonus to AC and resist 5 cold. In addition, each square within 2 squares of you, wherever you move, is difficult terrain for your enemies. You may also use the Frigid Blast attack once this encounter.
Taemhain: (( can i charge while dazed? brain has gone away ))
Abyssal Wretch 3: (( yes ))
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Taemhain: (( k ))
Iris Alderi: (( So hmm ))
Forge: (( Dazed only gives you one action, but charge is only one action so you're good ))
Iris Alderi: (( the disciple is right on the edge of my first range increment ))
Threden: Engaging foe.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 15   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Iris Alderi: (( also am I still slowed? ))
Imban: (( No ))
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 15 hit points.
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 2 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( +2~ ))
Serra: (( +2 from me. ))
Crocotta 2: Crocotta 2 loses 2 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( oh, scrolled up. ))
* Crocotta 2 dcao.
Threden: MOCKING STATEMENT: Down, boy.
Faiz: YOU NEED TO BE BETTER AT THOSE.
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( HIGH-FIVE FOR HELPING MURDER STUFF, TILUS ))
Threden: This unit will practice.
Serra: (( ~ ))
Taemhain: At least he's trying?
* Azar Macan teleports to the side
Iris Alderi: (( SNAPPY COMEBACK: Your mother. ))
Azar Macan: (( ~ ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Faiz: (( God. Now I'm just imagining Azar as The Todd. "MURDER ACCESSORY FIVE!" ))
* Iris Alderi aims her gun at Disciple 2 before firing off a staggering shell sheathed in force.
Iris Alderi: Aggravating Force (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 3 + 13 = 16 » vs. AC
Iris Alderi: (( damn it ))
Faiz: (( How aggravating. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz explodes into lightning.
Faiz:
Henshin: Rolling Thunder • Minor Action • Lightning, Polymorph, Primal, Thunder • Personal
COMPLETE!!
Effect: Rolling Thunder Form! Gain resist 3 to all damage and +1 AC. Once per round when you hit an enemy with a melee attack, each enemy marked by you takes 4 thunder damage. Allows use of Stone Thunder Buster. Form lasts for the rest of the encounter.
Iris Alderi: (( as a note: if that hits the target grants +2 To Hit to attacks against it ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( well, the first attack against it I think ))
Taemhain: (( please to leave me the spot directly in front of the disciple ))
* Faiz GREATSWORD DUAL WIELDING STYLE BOOST ATTACK
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal
SMASHING.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 31 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 15
Damage = 36   Physical       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 17
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 loses 36 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( VIOLENCE, YOU HAS IT ))
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 yelps
Iris Alderi: (( and now Stuph can finish him ))
Faiz: WORD.
Azar Macan: (( also currently playing on my playlist: the gilgamesh ff13-2 battle theme. APPROPIATE FOR FAIZ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Divine Ruination => 4
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 shifts away from Faiz. Faiz is scary.
Iris Alderi: (( GUNGAMESH ))
Faiz:
Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly.
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.
Forge: (( Why didn't you mark it? ))
* Faiz is GOD DAMN SCARY INDEED
Taemhain: (( aaand now its out of my charge range... ))
* Fangren INTERRUPT.
Faiz: (( yeah I should've shouldn't I, oh well ))
* Fangren flings Faiz away.
Fangren: "Begone."
Faiz: FLOORSURF WHY DID YOU FAIL ME
Forge: (( Taem, you move 7 now right? 5 + 2? ))
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 nods and retreats.
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Taemhain: (( hmm, no i can still get it with +2 from yuu ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 10 hit points.
Taemhain: (( 7+shoes gets me 9 ))
Taemhain:
Walk It Off · No Action · · Personal
You take a deep breath to fight off a lingering wound.
Trigger: Your turn starts and you have ongoing damage.
Effect: Make a saving throw against the ongoing damage before you take it.
Forge: (( Well NOW you can't because it's a dick. ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: (( Oh, well then ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+2 more importantly :P => 4 + 2 = 6
Faiz: (( OH GNOME ))
Threden: (( Well, if you have 9, then charge the boss. ))
Taemhain: (( i wont hit, but i guess i might as well ))
Forge: (( Wait, did you buy the boots already? ))
Forge: (( We're kinda in a dungeon, there's no shops around ))
Iris Alderi: (( I think they were loot ple ))
Taemhain: (( yes, which i just now realize wasnt possible ))
Azar Macan: (( pretty sure that would be illegals, considering middle of dungeon. ))
Iris Alderi: (( pile* ))
Fangren: (( Taemhain used an Instant Merchant ))
Fangren: (( (just charge) ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 23   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 14
Iris Alderi: (( Taem is equipped with Tonberry as a GF ))
Fangren: (( I'll let that one go as "whoops, don't do it again" ))
Iris Alderi: (( and used call shop ))
* Fangren parries with a sacrificial dagger.
Taemhain: (( im willing to just ignore them, its not like ive used them before this fight ))
Fangren: "Your heart will be ripped out."
Fangren: (( save again~ ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+2 => 18 + 2 = 20
Forge: (( Girugirugan had a fairy merchant in his pocket. Somehow. ))
Taemhain: (( aha ))
Taemhain: "Probably~"
Iris Alderi: (( oh no ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Imban noms the dead.
Serra: (( He probably used it for all his infinite ammo and infinite pepper bombs and other ranged widgets he had on him. ))
Threden: (( Tasty meat boys, must eat? ))
Serra: (( Sadly it never sells melee things. ))
Threden: (( No, he had a bandana for that. ))
Serra: (( Aww. ))
Iris Alderi: (( also I'm gonna need to buy more ammo when we get back to town ))
Forge: (( Well now he can use it for infinite BURNING IN HELL ))
Iris Alderi: (( down to under half ))
Imban: (( Serras turn~ ))
Forge: (( Just buy a fuckton of ammo ))
Serra: (( Oh ))
Forge: (( We got money, spend like.. 200 gold on ammo ))
Serra: (( Wow I am well out of range of like everything. ))
Threden: (( What's your range? 10? ))
Serra: (( Okay, here I'm not. ))
Iris Alderi: (( eh, I figured tracking 50 would be easier than tracking 2000 ))
Threden: (( If you used 25 in this adventure, then you might as well go and buy 2000 and claim you have infinite ammo. ))
Iris Alderi: (( pff ))
Threden: (( Because you MIGHT AS WELL at that point. ))
Faiz: (( Clearly we should just create up a magic item for that shit. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Fangren, vs Will => 11 + 12 = 23
Imban: (( Buy a bandana. It costs 200 gp. ))
Serra: (( Alas. ))
Serra: (( Turn end. ))
Azar Macan: (( Iris: *points at bandana* infinite ammo. ))
Threden: (( There IS an item that gives infinite arrows, at least. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover RUINATION => 2
Forge: (( Yeah there's a set item that gives you like infinite crossbow bolts and stuff ))
Iris Alderi: (( it'd be about as goofy as Snake having infite stinger missiles from it atleast ))
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 steps back and fires its distraction rifle at Taemhain.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 8 + 12 = 20
Iris Alderi: (( since she carries around like, giant versions of caster shells ))
* Imban rolls: 2d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
* Taemhain gets so distracted.
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 12 hit points.
Forge: (( Something in the SC had a Distraction Rifle didn't it? Damned if I remember what. ))
Adric Kain: (( Excellence F ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Faiz: (( One of the Excellence units, if I recall. ))
Osaou: Osaou loses 10 hit points.
Imban: Osaou is smite down horribly.
* Osaou waves, blinks away in a flash of light
Iris Alderi: (( oh hey, Taem is bloodied ))
Taemhain: (( yes? ))
Threden: (( Endless Quiver, L9 Wonderous Item: When you attack with a bow or crossbow, you can reach into the quicer, causing it to produce a nonmagical arrow or bolt for the attack. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Taemhain: (( if you heal me out of bloodied im smacking you ))
Azar Macan: Ah, silly enemies. They won't ever learn.
Imban: (( Iris could clearly get one of those. But for bullets. ))
Iris Alderi: (( that's not why I'm ))
* Azar Macan concentrates, and...
Taemhain: (( and now the hellsing music has started playing :3 ))
Iris Alderi: (( also clearly one of the pile of L9s in the loot page should be one of those ))
Imban: (( Lies. ))
Imban: (( Told by lying liars. ))
Iris Alderi: (( But what if there was truth behind the lies? ))
Imban: (( There is none. ))
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 24 hit points.
Forge: (( If you get one it will default to King Gainer's ammo pouch ))
Forge: (( The one that literally has infinite ammo in it ))
Iris Alderi: (( and also chainsaw guns? ))
* Osaou reappears, waves again!
Forge: (( Like I think that's straight up just a thing they said it could do, it has a pouch that always has ammo in it ))
Azar Macan: Now, LET'S GO!
Faiz: (( Gainer's ammobag would be a better wondrous item than Snake's headband if only because then we won't have to figure out if it's a head slot item or not. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Threden: (( Oh, huh. ))
Threden: (( You know, I keep forgetting about my dice. ))
Taemhain: (( do you? ))
* Azar Macan tosses a Vulcan Blast at bossman!
Imban: (( SIlly 3den. ))
Iris Alderi: (( clearly I have nano-machine ammo equipped or whatever that achievement item was ))
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 21 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Iris Alderi: (( and then recover 1 ammo/turn ))
Faiz: (( "Huntsport Champion's Ammunition Pouch" ))
* Azar Macan shakefist at Kid, whatever, go
* Fangren sets something down in front of Taemhain. It's shiny!
Taemhain: !
Fangren: It turns out to be unstable stuphite.
Threden: (( Oh well, I'll try to remember to roll to charge them for the next adventure. Since rolling is a standard. ))
Iris Alderi: (( dwarf no ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Reflex => 20 + 15 = 35
Iris Alderi: OBJECTION!! (Immediate Interrupt)
Forge: (( WAIT ))
Taemhain: (( but booooms ))
Forge: (( Does that interjection damage him? ))
Threden: (( STUPHS ABSORB EXPLOSION DAMAGE ))
Iris Alderi: (( it can ))
Forge: (( Normally I wouldn't but I can get to him and Dynamite Kick him literally the next turn that comes up ))
Iris Alderi: (( I was going to do energy conversion ))
Forge: (( Which is 3d10 damage ))
Iris Alderi: (( which would give Stuph DR 9 and 9 Temp HP ))
Iris Alderi: (( since I don't think Temp HP brings you out of bloodied ))
Iris Alderi: (( and would probably wittle away from the crit ))
Faiz: (( Does not. ))
Forge: (( Hrf, it is a crit.. ))
Forge: (( Argh, go ahead then ))
Iris Alderi: (( energy conversion doesn't damage though ))
Forge: (( Kid doesn't want any of my gambits paying off this fight ))
Iris Alderi: (( Shocking Feedback does ))
Iris Alderi: (( but it's only DR 5 ))
Fangren: (( Imban insists that you make a choice or lose your chance. ))
Forge: (( Well ok then ))
Iris Alderi: (( energy conversion ))
Iris Alderi: (( DR 9 against the attack and 9 temp HP ))
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 19 hit points.
* Fangren waves goodbye to Taemhain.
Iris Alderi: (( so I think I saved Stuph ))
Taemhain: (( what? ))
Taemhain: (( why am i back here? ))
Forge: (( Because he's a--OH FUCK YOU ))
Fangren: "Yeenoghu, bless me with your power!"
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( FUCK ))
Forge: (( Done. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Threden: (( Not even double move, at least? ))
Azar Macan: (( BOSS FIGHTS~ ))
Fangren: (( also, yes, Taem was detonated *all the way up onto the balcony* ))
Fangren: (( oh, wait ))
Adric Kain: (( Done ))
Fangren: (( darn, dwarves can't be pushed that far, right? ))
Fangren: (( Taem lands just short ;_; ))
Taemhain: (( i dont think so... ))
Fangren: (( SHORT LIKE A DWARF ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Threden has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( and he didn't die horribly ))
Threden: (( Are stairs the goofy difficult terrain here too? ))
Fangren: (( Naah ))
Iris Alderi: (( I TOLD YOU DAWG ))
Threden:
Quantization • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder, Teleportation
With a flash of lightning, Threden's hulking frame vanishes, only to reappear next to his foe, weapon at the ready.
Attack = 28 vs. Ref       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 12   Thunder       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7     Special: 0     Critical: 0
Effect: Before the attack, Teleport 5 squares.
Hit: Target is Dazed (Save Ends)
Miss: Half Damage and the target is Dazed until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Fangren: (( target? ))
Threden: (( The disciple I'm standing next to. ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 loses 12 hit points.
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 wobbles in a daze.
Threden: THREATENING STATEMENT: It is pointless to run.
Fangren: "I wasn't running. Yeenoghu will destroy you from here."
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( so, you need healing stuph or are you still good? ))
Taemhain: (( im gonna second wind for now ))
Iris Alderi: (( it'd be Surge + 11 ))
Iris Alderi: (( alright ))
* Iris Alderi shoots disciple 2
Azar Macan: (( so how many heals DO you get per encounter, Yuu? ))
Iris Alderi: (( 2 ))
Iris Alderi: (( but they don't use surges immediately ))
Iris Alderi: (( and at level 11 I get them as free actions ))
Iris Alderi: Aggravating Force (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24 » vs. AC
Iris Alderi: Aggravating Force (Damage): « 1d10+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » (Force), the next ally to attack the target before the end of your next turn gains a +2 power bonus to the attack roll.
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 loses 10 hit points.
Faiz: (( So I was kind of gone for a moment, what's the ruling on the stairs as far as terrain goes? ))
Threden: (( Normal. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( 'Kaaay. Should I go kill this idiot off, then? ))
* Faiz explodes into earthquakes.
Faiz:
Tremor Advance • Minor • Primal, Stance • Personal
SIT.
Effect: Until the stance ends, enemies cannot shift into or out of squares adjacent to you.
Threden: (( Eh, might as well. ))
* Faiz LONG-RANGE BOOST ATTACK
Iris Alderi: (( also I am happy for having 8 speed ))
Taemhain: (( someone should and it isn't going to be me ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 15
Damage = 35   Physical       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 17
Iris Alderi: (( since it makes circling this place a lot easier ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 2: Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 loses 35 hit points.
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 2 maimed.
Fangren: That is alright. His soul shall go to the Lord of Slaughter.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( well, he certainly isn't going to be shifting out of the zone ))
Faiz: WHICH IS ME!
Fangren: HERETIC!
Faiz: IMPUDENT!
Fangren: YOU SURE ARE!
* Taemhain lols around.
Faiz: AWESOME? YES
Iris Alderi: Well this is certainly mature.
Fangren: DEAD. IN THE FACE.
Serra: "This is somewhat hilarious, actually."
Azar Macan: Ah, Faiz.
Taemhain: Is this some kind of distract him from his ritual tactic?
Azar Macan: I've missed you.
Imban: (( doing anything on your turn, Taem? ))
Taemhain: (( oh shit ))
Taemhain: (( i didnt realize it was me, sorry ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 20 hit points.
Taemhain: (( so that was second wind and now i will...theoretically, charge the guy on the left? ))
Taemhain: (( that ok? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 14
Taemhain: (( siiiiigh ))
Serra has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( did I already use my augment for the fight? I forget ))
Iris Alderi: (( or wait it's toof ar isn't it ))
Serra: (( And so since the one thing I could have plunked this turn is now dead... ))
Taemhain: (( i needed a *6* kid, a *6* ))
* Serra double move go!
Taemhain: (( well it was like 10 spaces just for me to get there so probably ))
* Serra turn end
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover RUIN => 2
Forge: (( Also no I don't believe either of you have Adepted this fight. ))
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 shifts away from the scary Taemhain
Serra: (( I have not, no. ))
Iris Alderi: (( I need to get up to here: ))
Faiz: (( They need to be within range, that's the problem. ))
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 LAZORS HIM
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex >:3 => 4 + 12 = 16
Taemhain: I just want to be friends!
* Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 is bad
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( >:3 ))
Forge: (( Just answering the question ))
* Azar Macan concentrates again, and sends a nicely glowing ball of energy at osaou!
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Azar Macan: LET'S GO!
* Azar Macan DOUBLEMOVVEEE
* Osaou waves at the two gnolls
Fangren: Osaou is immolated by Yeenoghu's wrath for stepping on the altar.
Osaou: Osaou loses 10 hit points.
Osaou: (( WHAT. ))
Osaou: (( wowwww. ))
Fangren: Oh, get away from me.
Taemhain: (( you totally did, dude ))
Osaou: (( fuck you, random asshole dungeons. ))
Fangren: Osaou is immolated (again)...
Osaou: (( wowww, fuck you asshole dungeons. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Gnolls haet owlbearshark ))
Osaou: Osaou loses 10 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Unstable Stuphite => 4
* Osaou makes a sadface at the gnolls, which fails due to eaglesharkpanther
* Fangren does not.
* Fangren blasts Faiz with raw cows.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Reflex => 14 + 14 = 28
* Imban rolls: 2d4+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Faiz: Faiz loses 8 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( Faiz was blasted with french canadians? ))
* Fangren laughs mockingly.
Forge has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( m0oooo ))
Faiz: I CAN STILL REACH YOU FROM HERE, DUMBASS.
* Forge dropkick.
Forge:
Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Dynamite Kick
Attack = 32 vs. Ref       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 40   Physical       Rolled: 31     Bonuses: 9
Hit: Target takes an extra 6 if at full health.
Fangren: Fangren loses 46 hit points.
* Forge ball shot.
* Fangren retaliates.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Iris Alderi: (( AHAHAHAH ))
Iris Alderi: (( YES ))
* Forge curbstomp.
* Fangren casts Forge across the altar. For being a jerk.
Forge: Forge loses 10 hit points.
* Forge action point.
Iris Alderi: (( even if it didn't work quite as planned that was amazing ))
Forge: (( Wait no, nevermind. ))
Faiz: (( I'd say don't move like... that, specifically. ))
Forge: (( Fuck. ))
Fangren: Fangren loses 8 hit points.
Forge: (( I can't move period. ))
Iris Alderi: (( you still did a thing ))
Iris Alderi: (( and a lot of damage ))
Forge: (( No action point, just going to recover my health and LOVE THIS BOSS AND ITS BULLSHIT. ))
Forge:
Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal
Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse.
Effect: Gain 7 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 7 HP.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( eh, atleast it's more interesting that GIRUGAMES ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: (( Don't even get my takedown from this shit. ))
Iris Alderi: (( you did get a crit though ))
Iris Alderi: (( that was a thing ))
Threden: (( You get another try next turn. ))
Forge: (( Yeah, which was a fraction of the damage I could have done. ))
Forge: (( Considering what I'd had set up to happen ))
Adric Kain: (( I'll get to do something eventually! ))
Threden has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( hmm, i wonder if theres a way for me to push the disciple into the pit...and what would happen if i did... ))
Faiz: (( Do not move directly up. ))
Fangren: (( p... it? ))
Faiz: (( Do not move there. ))
Taemhain: (( the fire thing ))
Fangren: (( that is a giant planar portal ))
Fangren: (( made of fire ))
Taemhain: (( my brain told me it was a hole in the ground, its hard to tell ))
Faiz: (( that is... also less than optimal but wholly workable, go for it ))
Threden: (( You're fine with this? ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, it's fine. ))
Threden: (( Attacking the Disciple. ))
Iris Alderi: (( hmm ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 9   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 loses 9 hit points.
Fangren: Fangren loses 5 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( kinda wish I could eek out a little mor damage to make this work ))
Iris Alderi: (( er not damage ))
Iris Alderi: (( accuracy ))
Threden: GREETINGS: Hello.
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: Augh.
Fangren: I will kill you, too, soon.
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( hnn ))
Threden: This unit would appreciate seeing you attempt that.
Iris Alderi: (( let's see ))
Iris Alderi: (( for is an easier target than AC ))
Iris Alderi: (( can I actually shoot it from where I'm standing, actually? ))
Iris Alderi: (( fangren I mean ))
Fangren: (( Yes ))
Forge: (( He's 6 away ))
Fangren: (( I think he means shooting through the HORRIBLE PLANAR PORTAL OF FIRE behind him. ))
Iris Alderi: (( well I was more worried about the portal obstructing ))
Iris Alderi: (( move there instead ))
Iris Alderi: (( slightly more confidence ))
* Iris Alderi shoots the horrible razor wire canister at fangren
Iris Alderi: Spike Wire (Hit): « 1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27 » vs. Fortitude
Iris Alderi: (( Good good ))
Iris Alderi: Spike Wire (Damage): « 1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 » (Force), attacks deal +4 damage to target until the end of your next turn.
Iris Alderi: (( activating weapon daily ))
Fangren: Fangren loses 6 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( Until the end of your next turn, you and your allies can roll twice on attack rolls against that enemy and use either result. - also I gain let me check real quick ))
Iris Alderi: (( 8 ))
Iris Alderi: (( 8 temp HP* ))
Iris Alderi: (( AND ))
* Iris Alderi wait no fuck ))
Fangren: (( :| ))
Iris Alderi: (( that typed awkwardly ))
Iris Alderi: (( yeah end turn ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( I can do what I wanted next turn ))
Iris Alderi: (( if he's still in place ))
* Faiz BOOST ATTACK
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 15
Damage = 28   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 17
Fangren: (( try again ))
Faiz:
EX Attack = 27       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 14
Fangren: Fangren loses 28 hit points.
Fangren: Fangren loses 4 hit points.
Faiz:
ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
Azar Macan: (( fuck yer ))
* Faiz CONTINUING ATTACK
Iris Alderi: (( so how do I mark the temp HP again? ))
Fangren: (( just heal yourself 8 ))
* Faiz swords straight into the Disciple!
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 15
Damage = 24   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 17
Faiz:
EX Attack = 18       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 14
Threden: (( Just give yourself 8. ))
Forge: (( Just add it to your HP and remember it's temp ))
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi is healed and gains 8 hit points.
Fangren: You are terrible.
Faiz: AM I?
Forge: (( If you take less than 8 damage by the time the fight is over, remove the difference ))
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Wicked Fang +3 • Minor • Armory • Personal
NOW OUR DESIRE FOR YOUR BLOOD!!
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d8 damage; +3 proficiency; +3 attack/damage; +3d8 damage on crit; weapon adds +3 to any ongoing damage it inflicts; Exenterator
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain:
Blood Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Blood calls to blood. Your pain and your enemy's give strength to your assault.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 40   Physical       Rolled: 25     Bonuses: 15
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 loses 40 hit points.
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: OH GOD MY FACE
Taemhain: (( and AP ))
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: I USED TO HAVE ONE YOU KNOW
Taemhain:
Silver Phoenix Rage · Standard · Fear, Primal, Rage, Weapon ·
Your mighty blow erupts in a silver fire as the spirit of the phoenix enters you. As you rage, vitality surges through you to ward you from death.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 31   Physical       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 13
Hit: Ongoing 5 fire damage (save ends).
Miss: Half damage.
Effect: Enter the rage of the silver phoenix. Until the rage ends, you gain regeneration 3. In addition, the first time you drop to 0hp or less, you can spend a healing surge as an immediate interrupt.
Taemhain: Not anymore!
Disciple of Yeenoghu 1: Disciple of Yeenoghu 1 loses 31 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( but yeah uh... I was originally going to ACTION POINTS AHOY! and use Smoke Powder Detonation but our major damage dealers weren't adjacent ))
Faiz: HORRIBLE VIOLENCE FIVE!
Fangren: ...well.
* Taemhain waves cheerily at fangren.
Serra has received initiative.
* Imban corpse nomnom.
Faiz: (( ...aw, man. ))
Azar Macan: A cult leader without cultists is just a crazy manbeastmonster!
Faiz: (( I should've used my armor power. ))
* Serra glares at Fangren!
Iris Alderi: (( hopefully Serra can gank his defense ))
Serra: "You! Worshipper of Yeeargh or whatever, now it's time for your destructive deeds to strike back.. mentally!
Taemhain: (( yeeargh ))
Forge: (( Idly, did we get an official ruling on if "teleport and attack any target within 5 squares" meant you can hit the one you just hit? ))
Fangren: (( YEEARGH ))
Fangren: (( yes ))
Forge: (( Well this turn will be interesting thanks to Iris ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Fangren, vs Will => 5 + 12 = 17
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Fangren, vs Will => 11 + 12 = 23
* Fangren tower of iron will
Serra: (( ...Should I try augmenting that? ))
Faiz: (( Might as well! ))
Iris Alderi: (( i just like to imagine the razor wire was also on fire as a tracer ))
Serra: (( Because that inflicts -4 all defenses ))
Threden: (( You have a 75% chance of getting it. ))
Azar Macan: (( that's the defense debuff, so you should try...! ))
Iris Alderi: (( can you double augment ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 Serra declares Adept's Insight (augment 1), adds this much to the roll => 3 + 1 = 4
Faiz: (( Heheh. ))
Taemhain: (( irrelevant ))
Iris Alderi: (( yay ))
Azar Macan: (( MYSELF, HIT BETTER ))
Serra: (( Yes ))
* Serra ACTION POINT GO
Fangren: (( ...without rollingdamage? ))
Faiz: (( Rolling damage would help, first. ))
Azar Macan: (( shouldn't you roll for damage? ))
Faiz: (( Dumbass. ))
Fangren: (( Imban frowns at you! ))
Serra: (( Oh whoops ))
Threden: (( Naaaaaaaaaaaaah, you don't need damage. ))
Iris Alderi: (( OH NO ))
Imban: >!!!
Taemhain: (( hahahahha ))
Iris Alderi: (( A KITTENBAN ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+6 Damage, -4 to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 10 + 6 = 16
Fangren: Fangren loses 16 hit points.
* Serra NOW action point go
Taemhain: (( i love how im so zoomed in that just appeared out of nowhere on the right side of my screen ))
Iris Alderi: (( same ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mental Trauma @ Fangren, vs Will => 8 + 12 = 20
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mental Trauma @ Fangren, vs Will => 15 + 12 = 27
Fangren: Fangren loses 4 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( so Targeting Weapon is a thing ))
* Tilus rolls: 3d8+6 Damage, gains vulnerable 5 psychic (save ends) => 17 + 6 = 23
Fangren: Fangren loses 27 hit points.
Serra: "I'm not done yet!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 Force Sphere Fling @ Fangren, vs Ref => 2 + 11 = 13
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 Force Sphere Fling @ Fangren, vs Ref => 3 + 11 = 14
Iris Alderi: (( and then his head exploded ))
Serra: (( alas. Turn end. ))
Iris Alderi: (( welp ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Fangren: Osaou is annihilated by Yeenoghu's dickish wrath.
Taemhain: (( i wonder if hell still be alive on my turn... ))
Osaou: Osaou loses 10 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( again ))
Azar Macan: (( REALLY. ))
Azar Macan: (( Bah, there goes THAT plan of having Osaou to help. ))
Azar Macan: Sun Vulcan does not like your stupid 'god' and its cheating judgement!
* Azar Macan KA-JUDGEMENT
* Azar Macan creates a blazing sword of blue flame, and tosses it at stupid gnoll!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Shard • Standard • Arcane, Cold, Implement, Shadow
HEAT DOWN!
Attack = 32 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 42   Cold       Rolled: 35     Bonuses: 7
Hit: The target is slowed (save ends.)  
Miss: The power is not expended  
Azar Macan: (( FUCK YES ))
Faiz: (( T-LINK VULCAN ))
Fangren: Fangren loses 36 hit points.
* Kuro rolls: 1d8r2 SUPER BRUTAL VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
Fangren: Fangren loses 3 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( he...has resist cold? ))
Fangren: (( I put his resist variable to cold waaay back at the encounter start ))
Fangren: (( figuring you would hit him with that ))
Fangren: (( and hey you did ))
Azar Macan: (( :v ))
Fangren: (( :v ))
Azar Macan: (( BUT I DID WITH MAX DAMAGE SO FUCK YOOOOUUU ))
Iris Alderi: (( well since it's cold and not fire > ))
Azar Macan: (( Kid giveth, and kid taketh away. ))
Iris Alderi: (( :justaskeikaku: ))
Threden: (( And Threden also only has cold as his form power, too. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Unstable Stuphite => 1
Azar Macan: (( there's no away I gain another minor, isn't there. ))
* Fangren does not
Fangren: (( you could action point? ))
Azar Macan: (( well, action point... ))
Azar Macan: (( what actions does that give me, again? ))
Azar Macan: (( just the one? ))
Fangren: (( yes, one of your choice ))
Faiz: (( Single standard, yes. ))
Serra: (( Standard, which can be converted to move or minor ))
Threden: (( It gives you a Standard. ))
Faiz: (( Really I don't think it's that worth doing at the moment, though, we got this. ))
Azar Macan: Yeah, sure, go ahead.
* Fangren commands god-damn Yeenoghu, Demon Lord of Slaughter, to reach out of the portal and throttle Faiz.
Iris Alderi: (( I just kinda hope he lasts till my next turn ))
Fangren: roll 1d20+11 vs. Faiz's Reflex
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Faiz's Reflex => 14 + 11 = 25
* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Faiz: Faiz loses 6 hit points.
Fangren: Faiz is restrained as GIANT GNOLL HANDS OF FIRE tear out of the portal and CHOKE HIS ASS
Iris Alderi: (( what does restrained do again? ))
Fangren: (( grants CA, can't move, -2 attacks ))
* Fangren then bad touches Faiz :|
Iris Alderi: (( hnn ))
Iris Alderi: (( as long as he can still attack ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+17 MY FUCKIN' HAND IS FLAMING ACID OR SOMETHING (I DUNNO IT'S CALLED CAUSTIC TOUCH BUT IT DEALS FIRE DAMAGE) => 1 + 17 = 18
* Fangren ACTION POINT >
* Imban rolls: 1d20+17 MY FUCKIN' HAND IS FLAMING ACID OR SOMETHING (I DUNNO IT'S CALLED CAUSTIC TOUCH BUT IT DEALS FIRE DAMAGE) => 20 + 17 = 37
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Faiz: (( I thought he already used it. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ahahah ))
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Immediate Interrupt • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 16 vs. Fort       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Iris Alderi: (( I'm sorry but it's amazing how that went from a 1 to a 20 ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 16 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Fire is caustic what ))
Fangren: (( blame the module ))
Fangren: (( Also you can reroll that, Umb ))
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Immediate Interrupt • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 20 vs. Fort       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Serra: (( Not quite :\ ))
Azar Macan: (( I do believe that hits? ))
Fangren: Fangren loses 16 hit points.
Serra: (( Oh right tactics. ))
Azar Macan: (( an ally is adjacent sooo ))
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz: CONSIDERING THAT I'M A FUCKING ARMOR GOLEM THIS DOESN'T HURT NEARLY AS MUCH AS YOU'D TRY AND BELIEVE.
Faiz: DUMBASS.
Forge: (( Alright this will either be a spectacular curbstomp or me tearing my nose off in rage ))
Threden: (( I think it would technically use the 9, not the 12. ))
Fangren: Fangren is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Fangren: (( good point ))
Iris Alderi: (( or both ))
* Forge disappears into a flash of lightning, appearing in front of Fangren with a friendly electric punch.
Iris Alderi: (( tear your nose off in rage and beat him to death with it ))
Forge:
Arc of the Flashing Storm • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Lightning, Psionic, Teleportation
Electrigger
Attack = 31 vs. Ref       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 17   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 9
Hit: Push target 2 squares. They take -2 to attack rolls until end of your next turn.
Fangren: (( Was that a charge? ))
Fangren: (( No? ))
Forge: (( Teleport ))
Iris Alderi: (( teleport ))
Fangren: (( Oh ok ))
Fangren: Fangren loses 21 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( HE TELEPOR-ED MARIO ))
* Forge disappears again, reappears to his side with another
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Fangren: Fangren loses 15 hit points.
Fangren: Fangren loses 3 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( OH SNAP EXACT HITTING ))
* Fangren explodes.
Threden: (( Though you didn't NEED to do that. ))
Iris Alderi: (( pff ))
Threden: (( Since Flurry then Takedown would have worked too. ))
Iris Alderi: (( well that worked ))
Forge: (( I had about four more ways to put damage on him. ))
Forge: (( Extreme bullshit was the only way he was surviving my turn ))
Iris Alderi: (( if it hadn't I would have uh... used smoke powder and then had fleed smack him ))
Yeenoghu: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Forge: (( Arc, Forked Lightning daily, Flurry, Takedown, Action Point, Daily with maximized soul bonus that does half on miss ))
Adric Kain: No you.
Forge: (( Two rolls for three parts of that ))
Forge: (( I was having none of his shit ))
Serra: "Oh hey, this must be that Yeeargh person."
* Taemhain loots hopefully for more stuphite :3
Imban: The ritual chamber starts rumbling! Quick, everyone, it's time for a skill challenge to shut down the portal!
Faiz: (( "What's this "ungaaaahhhh" business?" ))
Azar Macan: (( I notice tilus is not an impersonattion ))
Yeenoghu: BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE DICK
Taemhain: (( oh god ))
Threden: (( SKILL CHALLENGE! ))
Iris Alderi: Yeah go back to your pit or whatever, we just destroyed your cult here, and we've still got plenty of steam left in us.
* Faiz may or may not be no longer restrained?
* Yeenoghu is choking Faiz.
Serra: (( I am impersonating, the portrait just vanished on me mysteriously again. ))
* Azar Macan teleport down in case he is needed!
Adric Kain: (( What kind fo skill? ))
Yeenoghu: (( re-impersonate ))
Serra: (( test ))
Taemhain: (( ok, i have 12 athletics, 14 endurance, and jack in everything else ))
Serra: (( ...bwah ))
* Faiz can just fucking explode his armor and escape, then! Eat a dick, horrible eldritch monstrosity!
Serra: (( test again ))
Yeenoghu: (( Valid skills: Arcana, Athletics, History, Perception, Religion. ))
Serra: (HELLO I'M SERRA?)
Serra: Test
Serra: (( Oh it's just OOC that acts up. ))
* Faiz WRESTLEFUCKYOU
Faiz:
Athletics = 35       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 15
Taemhain: (( yes ))
Yeenoghu: (( not until your turn, 555 ))
Forge: (( I can Athletics with +12 ))
Faiz: (( Well I'm still taking that roll. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( ohshi~ ))
Yeenoghu: Adric, action tiemz
Iris Alderi: (( can I arcana? ))
Forge: (( Also slash ooc never shows the portrait ))
Yeenoghu: (( We're still on combat time ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok ))
Adric Kain: (( Do I need to move down there to Arcana? ))
Yeenoghu: (( likely yes ))
Yeenoghu: (( unless you have some strange plan ))
Adric Kain: (( Nope ))
Yeenoghu: (( acrobatics to hop down ))
Yeenoghu: (( as part of your move. ))
Adric Kain: roll 1d20+4 OH BOY ACROBATICS
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+4 OH BOY ACROBATICS => 14 + 4 = 18
Azar Macan: (( aw, why can't I bluff the portal. oh well, I have +11 arcana. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 6
Iris Alderi: (( Clearly, I shoot war proxy at it to collapse it into another portal ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 0 hit points.
Faiz: (( And then Adric was fire. ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+13 I AM ARCANAING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS => 12 + 13 = 25
Serra: (( Adric was not fire? ))
Yeenoghu: (( Azar, if you can come up with a silly enough excuse, I'd let you bluff the oprtal ))
Faiz: (( Tell him he got the wrong number. ))
* Yeenoghu wavers slightly, but then blasts Adric with fire!
Yeenoghu: (( Adric, make an Endurance check ))
Threden: (( THIS IS NOT THE PLANE OF EXISTENCE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ))
Threden has received initiative.
Forge: (( Azar convinces Yeahno to go back home ))
Azar Macan: (( argh, I am not good at doing that on the fly ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+6 Endurance => 9 + 6 = 15
* Threden rolls: 1d20+12 ROBOT ATHLETICS => 2 + 12 = 14
Azar Macan: (( but it's +20 so at the the same time I want to. >_> ))
Iris Alderi: (( oh god endurance ))
Yeenoghu: Threden attempts to break the altar! Yeenoghu WRATHs him with fire!
Yeenoghu: (( Endurance ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 0 hit points.
Forge: (( Roll bluff to convince Yeahno that Sun Vulcan will smite his portal in an instant ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+17 Robot Endurance => 15 + 17 = 32
Threden: Threden loses 0 hit points.
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( Oh, Blaine actually has a good one. ))
* Iris Alderi hops down from the balcony and rushes to aid stuff
Iris Alderi: Acrobatics: « 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 4
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi loses 0 hit points.
* Iris Alderi arcanas the portal, possibly with an overcharged magic-bullet
Iris Alderi: Arcana: « 1d20+15 = 12 + 15 = 27 »
* Yeenoghu wavers, then lashes back with fire!
Yeenoghu: (( Endurance ))
Iris Alderi: Endurance: « 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 »
Faiz: (( "How to close portal? KILL PORTAL" ))
Iris Alderi: (( I was thinking overload it ))
Forge: (( Shoot the J. SHOOT IT! ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: Faiz loses 7 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( or like, destabilize it ))
Taemhain: (( ))
* Yeenoghu CHOKES FAIZ. :|
Iris Alderi: (( or something ))
Faiz: (( I'm still taking that 20 I rolled. ))
Yeenoghu: (( Faiz busts out then. I think that's a standard ))
Azar Macan: (( let faiz take that roll, yeah. we had no idea it was combat timmeess ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
* Faiz WRESTLEPORTAL
Faiz:
Athletics = 16       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 15
Faiz: (( oh come on ))
Iris Alderi: (( OH NO ))
Azar Macan: (( that's not nice, Kid. ))
Taemhain: (( faiz is eaten ; ; ))
Yeenoghu: The portal is made of fire, so you think you might have more luck wrestling the altar!
Yeenoghu: (( Endurance check ))
Faiz:
Endurance = 32       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 15
Faiz: Faiz loses 0 hit points.
Faiz: (( pfff ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Faiz: (( Wait. Is wrestling the altar a viable alternative? ))
Yeenoghu: (( yes ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+12 => 11 + 12 = 23
Yeenoghu: (( wat is roll ))
Yeenoghu: (( athletics: wrestle altar? ))
Taemhain: (( oh derp, athletics ))
Yeenoghu: (( endurance check for you ))
Taemhain: (( a cat chose that moment to jump in my lap ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+14 => 18 + 14 = 32
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 0 hit points.
* Yeenoghu wavers and seems less material, then roars.
Yeenoghu: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FACE OFFFFFFFF
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 GRAB IRIS BY THE FACE, RIP (vs. Reflex) => 14 + 11 = 25
Taemhain: I already did that to one of your disciples!
Faiz: YOU TRIED AND YOU FAILED
* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi loses 13 hit points.
Forge: CRAM IT
Faiz: WELL NOT THAT TIME.
Faiz: BUT YOU FAILED LAST TIME.
Faiz: YOU JERK.
* Iris Alderi sadfaces
Forge: WE ARE GOING TO RENDER YOUR SPECTRAL ASS INTO ACTUAL DUST
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Can I History the portal from here? ))
Yeenoghu: (( the explanation for history is literally the stupidest thing, so I'll say yes ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Azar Macan: (( oh boy I can't wait to see what it is now ))
Taemhain: (( its "ive seen this before" again, isnt it? ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+16 History, take 1 => 14 + 16 = 30
* Serra takes that
Iris Alderi: (( ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH ))
Faiz: (( "GUYS THE CASTLE IS WEIRD DID YOU KNOW THAT" *Portal takes 20 damage* ))
* Serra pushes glasses up
Iris Alderi: (( BACK TO THE BUS, ETC. ))
Yeenoghu: Serra points out that according to the 4e setting, Githzerai are attuned to the Astral Sea, not the Elemental Chaos, and thus this portal shouldn't be all that stable to begin with.
Forge: (( Yuu is that some Magic Schoolbus ))
Iris Alderi: (( yes ))
Yeenoghu: ...somehow this makes Yeenoghu's form vibrate and weaken.
Azar Macan: (( *Serra pushes glasses up with middle finger (fixed) ))
Iris Alderi: (( I grew up with it being a thing that we watched in school ))
Threden: (( YES ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Serra: (( XD ))
Taemhain: (( were logicking the enemy to death? really? ))
Faiz: (( ...Did Serra literally just fourth-wall rules lawyer the portal to death? ))
Iris Alderi: (( That and Bill Nye ))
Serra: (( YES ))
Iris Alderi: (( Because fuck yeah Bill ))
* Azar Macan concentrates, summons osaou!
Forge: (( Rachni the Science Guy ))
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Forge: (( Most popular kids show during Javik's cycle ))
* Azar Macan and Osaou start a sentai pose routine!
Faiz: (( Oh that's why you didn't move it next to the portal. ))
Azar Macan: IF YOU CHOOSE TO COME THROUGH, WE SHALL SUMMON THE FULL WRATH OF SUN VULCAN UPON YOU!
* Kuro rolls: 1d20+20 VULCAN BLUFF => 4 + 20 = 24
* Azar Macan post, sentai explosion
Iris Alderi: (( Hurr ))
* Yeenoghu wavers a bit BUT IS STILL PRETTY PISSED OFF
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge wrestlealtar
Azar Macan: (( damn you kid, that could be much better ))
Adric Kain: What did he just do?
Azar Macan: (( OH MY GOD JC A BOMB ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 Asuretikusu => 4 + 12 = 16
Taemhain: Threatened it, I think?
Iris Alderi: (( You need a better budget ))
Iris Alderi: (( I can see the wires ))
Taemhain: (( hahahaha ))
* Yeenoghu flickers and nearly vanishes!
* Yeenoghu SMITES FORGE WITH FIRE THOUGH!
Yeenoghu: (( Endurance ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+10 => 19 + 10 = 29
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: Forge loses 0 hit points.
* Adric Kain just tries to magic the portal closed
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+13 Arcana again => 9 + 13 = 22
Yeenoghu: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............ *foop*
Taemhain: "Foop?"
* Azar Macan realizes that I should've action pointed and done another pose
Adric Kain: Foop?
Imban: The portal winks out with a FOOP noise.
Iris Alderi: (( Adric sent it to the fey wild ))
Serra: "That was... some way to vanish, indeed.
Forge: The joke is on him. I do not have a mother.
Taemhain: Hmph, that portal needs a better sound effects budget
Serra: (( Also: was this the "MUST PASS OR YOU DIE!!!!!" skill challenge? ))
Imban: (( no ))
Imban: (( not at all ))
Serra: (( Aww ))
Threden: STATEMENT: How rude.
Adric Kain: I think I'll make it a "KABOOM"
* Iris Alderi mutters obscenities in deep speech as she lowers her gun.
* Azar Macan and Osaou sentai pose again!
Taemhain: Yes, much better. Make sure there's a good loud boom when I fly across the room, too.
Azar Macan: HE WAS AFRAID OF THE POWER OF SUN VULLLCCAAANNN~
Iris Alderi: Like last time?
Faiz: UH, WELL.
* Faiz rumbles.
Imban: In any case...
Adric Kain: Right, time to get this girl out of the sword.
Forge: If I ever decide to invite a domesticated animal into my residence when this it over, it will be a cat.
Serra: "In any case, the great and terrible god Yeeargh will not be threatening us any time soon now."
Amyria: Yes, please.
Faiz: SWORD?
Adric Kain: You know, the reason we came here in the first place?
Serra: "And yes, let's get the girl out of that sword."
Faiz: I HEARD NOTHING ABOUT A SWORD.
* Iris Alderi looks at Forge, " a cat?"
Amyria: It is a simple ritual, and will only take ten minutes. Which of you is a ritual caster?
* Amyria is a sword. Made of platinum. Talking from someone's pack.
Forge: Because I have had quite enough of dogs.
* Faiz doesn't have a talking sword ._.
Serra: "I am."
* Iris Alderi gives a shrug, "I could likely assist."
* Adric Kain hands the sword to Serra.
Faiz: (( So are we off Combat Time or what? ))
Amyria: (( yah, fight's over ))
* Serra meanwhile likely has to get back down, so!
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 16 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 13 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+4 Serra girlyjumps down! => 6 + 4 = 10
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 10 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 5
Serra: Serra loses 0 hit points.
Forge: (( Strangely enough I still have my soulhat full ))
Imban: Serra somehow does not break her ankles.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 25 hit points.
Serra: "Hey, that was less painful than I expected!"
Azar Macan: (( EVERYBODY WATCH THE RITUAL ))
Serra: "Right now, getting you out of that sword. How do I do that?"
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( can I aid ritual? ))
Amyria: "It's simple. Just..."
* Amyria tells Serra how to perform an ARCANE RITUAL that takes about ten minutes.
* Serra nods and follows directions.
Faiz: WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME WE HAD A TALKING SWORD? WHY DIDN'T THE TALKING SWORD TELL ME WE HAD A TALKING SWORD. THIS SUCKS.
Iris Alderi: (( remember to wash your hands FIRST then go into the bathroom to take the elevator down to the giant robot ))
Adric Kain: We thought you were paying attention.
Imban: A vortex of brilliant energy opens up in the air as the platinum sword is gently tugged from your hands. It rises to hover in the air before the newly formed conduit, tendrils of silver light reaching out to touch it. You are blinded by a brilliant flash, then an instant later, the ritual chamber falls silent.
Faiz: (( Well do recall that I kind of RAGESKIPPED that session. ))
Iris Alderi: (( RAGE ))
Imban: Standing before you is a young human female of unearthly beauty and grace. Her silver hair hangs down her back, a band of chalk-white pigment stretching from one temple to the other across her eyes. She is garbed in armor made of slender, overlapping plates. In one hand, she holds a leather-bound tome; in the other, the platinum longsword.
Serra: (( So you used a deva token. ))
Amyria: I am Amyria. Who are you, and why am I here?
Azar Macan: I think the talking sword didn't want you to hit things with it, Faiz.
Serra: (( To represent an aasimar I take it? ))
Serra: (( ))
Faiz: I'M TRYING TO GET THAT SAME ANSWER!
Amyria: (( I'll... explain this after the module in IRC. ))
Faiz: THESE GUYS ARE JERKS
Amyria: I...remember that I am Amyria, and that I have lived many lives. I was in the sword. I remember that you freed me...
Serra: "Hmm? You have no memory of what happened I take it... You were trapped in a sword, and we just freed you from it."
Adric Kain: And that's as much as we know.
Faiz: ...OH.
Amyria: The ritual you performed transformed the planar breach in this place, allowing it to channel the energy of the Astral Sea. Energy necessary for my transformation.
Amyria: I have been reborn with purpose! ...even if that purpose is yet unclear to me.
Serra: (( Oh so she actually is a deva. ))
Faiz: IS THAT PURPOSE POINTEDLY NOT TRYING TO KILL US?
Faiz: PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL US USUALLY MEET WITH PRETTY BAD RESULTS.
Amyria: I believe you must take me to the town of Overlook.
Serra: "Sure, we can do that."
Iris Alderi: Why do I have the feeling we'll end up fighting more jackasses when we get there?
Iris Alderi: Probably some other insane cult or another yelling "For the Adjective Noun"
Amyria: It is possible.
Amyria: By the way, this is my thanks to you.
* Amyria hands the leather-bound tome she was holding to Serra.
* Serra takes a look at it!
Forge: (( It is the necronomicon. You are now insane. ))
Faiz: (( SHE IS TRYING TO KILL US, FUCK ))
Amyria: (( It holds the ritual Seal Portal, which you can learn for free. It's in Dungeon 160 or the CharBuilder probably. ))
Threden: (( OH, NOW WE LEARN IT ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Faiz: (( Haha. ))
Iris Alderi: (( So this just became a JRPG? ))
Amyria: (( It takes 10 minutes to cast, so probably not the best if the portal is trying to choke you. ))
Amyria: (( Just saying. _ ))
Azar Macan: (( clearly she WAS trying to use it, but failed and...became a sword? ))
Forge: (( YOU JUST CHANGED A TIRE WITH A WRENCH. YOUR REWARD IS A TIRE IRON. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Where you get the thing to defeat the boss from the boss you needed it to defeat? ))
Serra: "Oh how useful this would have been moments ago.. Thank you though."
Amyria: In any case, I feel I must leave immediately. I would appreciate it if you accompanied me.
Faiz: UH. OKAY.
Adric Kain: You'll have no arguements from me.
Iris Alderi: (( Because you see, the key to the locked door is on a table behind the door with no way of getting in except using the key to unlock the door to get the key to unlock the door ))
Serra: "Certainly."
Threden: AGREEMENT: Let us depart.
Imban: And so, our heroes return from Fortress Graystone to Overlook, the largest city of the region...
Azar Macan: No objections, this place is no place to be!
Adric Kain: (( That's not a JRPG. That's resident evil ))
Imban: ...only to find out TROUBLE IS BREWING THERE.
Serra: (( OF COURSE ))
Adric Kain: (( Have we been to Overlook before? ))
Imban: Which they will deal with next time, in The Temple Between!
Azar Macan: (( I believe so. ))
Serra: (( Wasn't that the town we left from? ))
Imban: (( Yeah, it was the city you were in for modules 2/3/etc. ))
Azar Macan: (( AND THEN AZAR GETS LOST ON THE WAY BACK ))
Imban: (( you were just in Brindol for 1 and this one ))
Azar Macan: (( Azaraski ))
Serra: (( Oh right. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ORGUN ))
Imban: (( So please SAVE YOURSELVES etc. etc. ))
Imban: (( and log off. ))
Azar Macan: (( good long session, glad I got to play~ ))
Forge: (( Masazar ))
Tilus is disconnected.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 15 hit points.