Fleed has connected.
Imban has connected.
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Threden has connected.
Stuph has connected.
Yuu Inohara has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Yuu Inohara: (( And then we were ambushed by a dickboat ))
Mechalomaniac: (( Yep ))
Taemhain: (( *bites him* ))
Tilus: (( oh yeah, we're trying to full rest and now girugamesh is gonna jump us ))
Yuu Inohara: (( And Tilus is bravely hiding in a corner ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Taemhain: (( urf, 3 surges left @.@ ))
Serra: (( well serra is usually over ----------> there anyways ))
Yuu Inohara: (( So hey what's out surge count? ))
Serra: (( so! ))
Taemhain: (( 3 ; ; ))
Serra: (( Serra has 2. ))
Yuu Inohara: (( Because I'd prefer not to drop to 1 refilling heals ))
Imban: So Kuro has become one with FUKT and Blaine is... just not here right now?
Threden: (( Slackers. ))
Taemhain: (( faaailure ))
Yuu Inohara: (( He's in SC and I yelled at him so ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm betting he's playing ME3 ))
Blaine has connected.
Taemhain: (( aha! ))
Faiz: (( HELLO, THIS IS CAT ))
Yuu Inohara: (( There we go ))
Threden: (( No, he's playing SCales. ))
Threden: (( Hello, this is Vifam. ))
Yuu Inohara: (( SCales Effect III ))
Blaine: (( HELLO ))
Blaine: (( YES THIS IS DOG ))
Yuu Inohara: (( so hey Fleed ))
Imban: HELLO. YES THIS IS SPIKES.
Forge: (( I was watching a video that ran a few minutes over, but we never start on time so I figured nobody would mind ))
Yuu Inohara: (( you have Healing Surges: Lots ))
Forge: (( And since my computer is made of cardboard and a potato hooked to a lightbulb I can't MapTool and video at the same time ))
Yuu Inohara: (( ah ))
Faiz: (( Considering I can't use more than four in a fight, yes. ))
Yuu Inohara: (( can I borrow a couple? ))
Faiz: (( I JUST SAID ))
Forge: (( For the record I am completely tapped out ))
Yuu Inohara: (( Okay good ))
Yuu Inohara: (( to the surges not the tapped out ))
Yuu Inohara: (( thats distinctly bad ))
Forge: (( As in if we don't rest soon I'm going to be down to At-Wills and Encounters in the next fight and I won't be able to be healed by anyone but Yuu ))
Taemhain: (( well the next fight is the gilgamesh ambush so :/ ))
Yuu Inohara: (( *is useful * ))
Adric Kain: (( We were resting and will now get ambushed. ))
Forge: (( Well then we're fucked. ))
Taemhain: (( and then were going to rest again because aaaugh ))
Forge: (( Or at least I am ))
Yuu Inohara: (( eh I can atleast keep my interrupts primed to mitigate damage ))
Forge: (( Oh wait, no ))
Adric Kain: (( Who's got two thumbs, devil horns, and has all his dailies? ))
Forge: (( I have ONE daily ))
Forge: (( The one that gives me extra damage ))
Serra: (( I still have all of my dailies. ))
Adric Kain: (( d.o_o.b THIS GUY ))
Serra: (( Only my HSes are in danger. ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Threden: (( YOU HAVE NO HORNS. YOU LIAR. ))
Yuu Inohara: (( You're a psionic, Serra, you don't count ))
Taemhain: (( i have...one daily, wheres my notepad ))
Forge: (( That emoticon is better done like o- (^_^) -o ))
Serra: (( I do too count for daily use. ))
Imban: Anyway brb. I will be running in ~2 minutes
Serra: (( I have dailies just like everyone else. ))
Forge: (( And now Emotadric: } ))
Forge: (( } : D screw you maptool ))
Faiz: (( SO HEY IMBAN when you are back how about that idea I had~ ))
Yuu Inohara: (( Hornbrows ))
Taemhain: (( hmm, shit, i thought i wrote down which dailies id used... ))
Forge: (( So here's a question ))
Imban: The idea of killing you?
Forge: (( Do I burn soulhat or just let it ride to the boss battle at the end? ))
Faiz: (( No the other one. ))
Yuu Inohara: (( Burn it if things look argh ))
Forge: (( Most damage I'll get out of myself before resting is like.. 39 if I hit him before anyone else ))
Serra: (( Hang onto it unless things get argh here, yeah. ))
Forge: (( Hanging on to it, the more I think about it the dumber it looks ))
Forge: (( Especially since God Hand Smash can do 39 and then half if it misses ))
Imban: Since I don't know what Faiz is talking about...
Imban: Well!
Iris Alderi: (( anyway my left arm is no longer useless so I can actually get my interrupts out ))
Iris Alderi: (( so we have that atleast ))
Imban: Last time on Scales of War, our heroes fought their way through Fortress Graystone to some sort of ancient Githzerai training room.
Adric Kain: Who thought this was a clever idea?
Iris Alderi: (( Fuck githerzai ))
Taemhain: "Me."
Imban: It's dominated by a large fountain in its center, which sends water rushing down one of two paths, changing as frequently as once every six seconds. And now they're tired and going to sleep in a bit!
Forge: It has become apparent that the Githerazi were jerks.
Adric Kain: I mean the water.
Taemhain: "Oh, uhh, some guy?"
Adric Kain: Hopefully one of the dead ones.
Taemhain: "Do we want to sleep here? Or maybe a room that isn't full of water?"
Adric Kain: I think it'll be lava in the book. That's a good deal more impressive.
Iris Alderi: I want to know how they fit the giant hyenas in here.
Faiz: CAREFULLY.
Serra: "I would imagine that some highly bored githzerai engineer decided to amuse himself with this ridiculous contraption."
Taemhain: "They brought them in when they were small." >.>
Imban: (( Forge, being a monk, you actually think this room was probably a training chamber for monks, who would sit there and practice meditating even as the water pushed them. ))
Forge: One of the pranks the organics used to play during the great war was to dismantle a cart and reassemble it in the superior officer's quarters.
Forge: I do not believe the same process works for giant hyenas.
Iris Alderi: (( pfff ))
Threden: OBSERVATION: It is unlikely that organics can dismantle a hyena, unit Forge.
Taemhain: "You bring them in when they're young and raise them in the room."
Faiz: MAYBE THEY WERE ZOMBIE HYENAS. THAT COULD WORK.
Taemhain: "It takes a lot longer but it works."
Forge: As well, this room is likely a place to meditate.
Forge: To focus on the rhythms of nature while under the cascading waters in order to reach enlightenment.
Adric Kain: Oh. That makes a bit more sense. I figured they simply tried to make it a death trap just for us.
Forge: My sensei used to do something similar with a waterfall.
Serra: "Huh. That might explain things."
Iris Alderi: (( Now I'm picturing his sensei meditating while riding down a waterfall ))
Forge: (( The waterfall meditated while his sensei fell on him repeatedly. ))
Taemhain: (( so *are* we going to sleep here? or a different room? because no one answered me) ))
Adric Kain: (( It seems as good a room as any ))
Forge: (( Likely here because it doesn't stink like the cell block does ))
Taemhain: (( k ))
* Taemhain tips over and falls asleep.
Iris Alderi: (( and doesn't have ALL THE PORTALS ))
Iris Alderi: (( ALL OF THEM ))
Imban: z z z
Imban: So, who will be keeping watch?
Threden: (( The Warforgeds, since we don't "sleep". ))
Forge: (( Technically speaking Threden and Forge always keep watch ))
Iris Alderi: (( Yeah ))
Serra: (( Yeah. ))
Forge: (( We're fully aware the entire time, and also only need 4 hours each ))
Iris Alderi: (( Also do 4e Elans need sleep? ))
Iris Alderi: (( I forget ))
Taemhain: (( i think you do the 4 hour meditate thing? ))
Serra: (( Sec. I think they still do. ))
Threden: Initiating low power mode. Activating security routine.
Iris Alderi: (( I seem to recall the PF/3.5e ones not needing it (or was that just food/water?) ))
Imban: So people who aren't sleeping after 3 hours pass, make a Perception check.
* Adric Kain zzz
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+9 => 2 + 9 = 11
* Threden rolls: 1d20+6 Robot Sensors => 4 + 6 = 10
Iris Alderi: (( Well thats a good sign ))
Faiz: (( You are the worst guards. ))
Serra: (( Yeah I'm not seeing anything about elans sleeping different from regular members of their race. ))
* Serra zzz
Threden: (( I claim I'm taking passive instead...! ))
Imban: (( ...! you still fail ))
Threden: (( Would a 19 still fail? ))
Forge: (( Can we do that? If so I don't imagine 19 is any better ))
Iris Alderi: (( and then we were all shanked in our sleep ))
Taemhain: (( zzzzz *augh* ))
Serra: (( Oh, there IS a paragon path (psionic incarnate) that is Req: Elan that grants 4 hour trance instead of 8 hour sleep. ))
Imban: (( 19 does not fail, actually. But instead I'm going to have you shanked in your sleep, because "being ambushed" seems like a fair time for a roll ))
Threden: (( Oh you. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Clearly he came in through room 7 and snuck behind the fountain, since we have a dwarf propped up against the other door ))
Taemhain: (( >.> ))
Faiz: (( OR HE WAS FOUNTAIN ALL ALONG ))
Threden: (( Clearly he came through the helipad opening in the roof, since how else did those dogs get in here. ))
Iris Alderi: (( OH GOD ))
Serra: (( Oh great. ))
Taemhain: (( oooh hes got minions ))
Taemhain: (( were so dead ))
Imban: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMTXyExkeI ))
Iris Alderi: (( That is not a falcon ))
Imban: (( that is a lazy imban ))
Forge: (( Hey it's Ironcougarfalcondouche ))
Taemhain: (( it looks kind of..birdish... ))
Iris Alderi: (( Why is it on fire? ))
Gilgathorn: "Hmph. I'm going to claim all your bounties now!"
Forge: (( It must be the shoes ))
* Gilgathorn shoots twice, once at Threden and once at Forge.
Faiz: WHAT...? STOP BEING SUCH A DICKBOAT, GUY.
Iris Alderi: (( Oh god his HP ))
Faiz:
Diplomacy = 18       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5
Taemhain: (( oh god, theres more by me @.@ ))
Iris Alderi: (( pff ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Forge => 4 + 12 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Threden => 12 + 14 = 26
Iris Alderi: (( Best diplomacy ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
Adric Kain: Nooo you're not. You're going to die and end up as a chapter in my book.
Taemhain: (( i think he went straight for the punching ))
Gilgathorn: "Oh, rip his throat out."
Ironwood Hound 2: WOOF. >
Imban: Initiative!
Iris Alderi: Initiative: « 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 »
Forge:
Initiative • None • Ikuze!
Ima ga sono toki da
Initiative = 15       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9
Adric Kain: roll 1d20+10
Faiz:
Initiative (within range of Adric) = 18       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6
Serra: "...!? Hmph, I should've figured you'd try to ambush us.
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+10 THIS ISN'T SCHALA => 8 + 10 = 18
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
Taemhain: (( siiiigh ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+6 Let's Robattle! => 16 + 6 = 22
Forge: (( Just so I'm clear we gained no health or dailies back, but after the fight we will? ))
Imban: (( well, you gained health back as per a short rest (spending surges) ))
Imban: (( but otherwise not until after the fight ))
Serra: (( Sec ))
* Taemhain zzz's and snorts awake, "Wha?"
Forge: (( Kay ))
Taemhain: "What's with all the yelling?"
Faiz: WE'RE YELLING.
* Serra declares Strategist's Epiphany.
* Iris Alderi looks around the room at the enemies "Well this is unpleasant" She frowned, tail bristling slightly.
Serra: roll 1d20+16 History -> Init, take 1
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+16 History -> Init, take 1 => 17 + 16 = 33
* Forge cracks his neck, which makes a rather audible sound due to his self repair not completing fully.
* Serra takes that.
Threden: WARNING: Enemy units in area.
* Taemhain looks around and frowns at the dudes in front of him.
Taemhain: "This is going to suck, that is all."
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Doggy => 8 + 6 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Doggy => 6 + 6 = 12
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Birdy => 5 + 9 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Birdy => 2 + 9 = 11
Taemhain: (( oh man, i go so super last ))
Threden: (( History -> Init seems... super silly. ))
Serra: (( Doggy and Birdy get to roll twice on init? ))
Imban: (( There are two each. ))
Imban: (( look north of the room. ))
Serra: (( ah. ))
Taemhain: (( my doorway has dudes tilus ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Gilgamesh => 14 + 11 = 25
Serra: (( umb: it's styled as I'VE SEEN THIS FORMATION BEFORE, HERE'S HOW YOU GET THE JUMP ON IT ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( So... battle plan ))
Serra: (( Pretty much. ))
Forge: (( Well I mean more do we have one ))
Faiz: (( "Stomp them mothers." ))
Threden: (( I can tank the bottom guys. Folks should burn down the north ones first so we arn't splitting focus. ))
Serra: (( Sure, I can do that. ))
Adric Kain: (( The bottom guys include the boss, but okay ))
Taemhain: (( my plan is "hit dude and move out of way so other people can hit dude" ))
Forge: (( Yeah I was thinking that too. A majority of us are up here ))
Faiz: (( That requires Stuph not being on the ass end of init for us to even reach them. ))
Imban: (( Oh, right. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
Imban: Water is flowing along the BLUE path.
Forge: (( I can Steel Wind the two through the door if nothing else ))
Serra: "You, up top! You're going down first!
Threden: (( Fleed should be able to attack diagionally through the door, right? ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Hound 2, vs Will => 5 + 12 = 17
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Falcon 2, vs Will => 20 + 12 = 32
Faiz: (( Not from here. I'm just gonna ultrashift and then re-weapon. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Suddenly Tilus gets good rolls here ))
Taemhain: (( shush ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+6 Damage (Hound 2), -2 to attack rolls until end of my next turn => 6 + 6 = 12
Forge: (( Tilus getting good rolls usually means we're getting the bad rolls. Law of averages. ))
Threden: (( Well, sure. I meant if you were standing next to Taem. ))
Ironwood Hound 2: Ironwood Hound 2 loses 12 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d8+12 Damage (Hound 2), -2 to attack rolls until end of my next turn => 6 + 12 = 18
Taemhain: (( well yeah,why do you think i got an 8 on my init? ))
Serra: (( Falcon 2 for the second roll. ))
Elderwood Falcon 2: Elderwood Falcon 2 loses 18 hit points.
Serra: (( Done ))
* Gilgathorn pulls a net out of one of the pouches at his side and hurls it at Threden.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Gripping Net (vs. Reflex) => 7 + 10 = 17
Iris Alderi: (( Silly Gilgathorn, you can't use the net on the internet ))
Threden: MOCKERY: You throw like a young female of your species.
Iris Alderi: Well he IS an Elf.
* Gilgathorn shrugs and pulls out both of his hand crossbows and fires a massive volley!
Forge: (( Yep ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC (Serra) => 10 + 12 = 22
Iris Alderi: (( wait what ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC (Adric) => 2 + 12 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC (Forge) => 20 + 12 = 32
Serra: (( Miss! ))
Adric Kain: He's an elf. He looks like a young female of his species too
Forge: (( YEP ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC (Iris) => 5 + 12 = 17
Iris Alderi: (( Miss ))
Forge: (( Oh look who got hit, the guy woth no surges left ))
Iris Alderi: (( also ))
* Gilgathorn rerolls the attack against... Iris
Forge: (( And it's a crit you say? Splendid, splendid ))
Iris Alderi: OBJECTION!! (Immediate Interrupt)
Forge: (( I'd grown tired of living. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC (Iris) => 12 + 12 = 24
Gilgathorn: "Don't tease an elf. That just makes you end up dead."
* Iris Alderi uses energy conversion on Forge >.> (DR 9/- vs. triggering attack and he gains 9 + « 2d6 = 5 » temp HP)
* Imban rolls: 3d6+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
Iris Alderi: Iris Alderi loses 22 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( What ))
Serra: (( I... what ))
Forge: (( He rerolled to hit you ))
Serra: (( Yeah this guy is a jerk. ))
Forge: Forge loses 3 hit points.
Forge: (( And hit you ))
Iris Alderi: (( No I meant the damage ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: ( Also )
* Iris Alderi raises her scythe, the blade glowing blood red, then the blade of Faiz's glaive "Lets take them out quickly (Both Faiz and Iris get +2 Speed, +1 AC/Reflex till end of encounter or until Fazi expends the augment energy bonus)
Adric Kain: I'm going to keep your skull as a momento by the way.
Iris Alderi: (( DOUBLE SHIFTER ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY ))
Gilgathorn: "Big words from a bard."
Forge: (( Also I think I only take 1 damage there. 3d6 is 18 + 8 is 26 minus nine is 17 minus 16 is 1 ))
Gilgathorn: (( 9+5 = 14 ))
Forge: (( Fair enough ))
Iris Alderi: (( NO FAIR! YOU CHANGED THE OUTCOME BY MEASURING IT! (no) ))
Imban: (( The GM inquires as to whether Yuu intends to act. ))
Iris Alderi: (( And... I THINK I still get a move action after that? ))
Iris Alderi: (( I did ))
Imban: (( Oh, I somehow thought that was a free action or something. Well, yes. ))
Imban: (( You do. ))
Iris Alderi: (( I blood furied then shifter'd ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: Releasing limiter.
Threden:
Chill Limiter Release • Minor • N/A
You release the limiter on your connection with the primal elements, and infuse yourself with the power of ice. The extreme cold permeates the nearby area, making it difficult for enemies to maneuver.
Effect: Transform into a guardian form until the end of the encounter. While in this form, you gain a +1 bonus to AC and resist 5 cold. In addition, each square within 2 squares of you, wherever you move, is difficult terrain for your enemies. You may also use the Frigid Blast attack once this encounter.
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Gilgathorn hops onto Threden's spear.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Threden makes a dipping motion, dropping Gilgathorn off
Adric Kain: (( do I have LoS to Hound 2? ))
Gilgathorn: (( yes ))
Adric Kain: Your mother was a bitch.
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 29 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 10   Psychic       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Ironwood Hound 2: Ironwood Hound 2 loses 10 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Done! ))
Gilgathorn: "...WHY was that successful?"
Faiz has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: Because it was accurate, I assume
* Faiz BRANDISH GREATSWORD WEAPONMASTER FUCK YOU STYLE
Faiz:
EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal
CHARGE UP!!
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Threden: OBSERVATION: That term refers to the females of that species, unit Adric.
Adric Kain: And your father is right on the other side of the room.
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Wicked Fang +3 • Minor • Armory • Personal
NOW OUR DESIRE FOR YOUR BLOOD!!
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d8 damage; +3 proficiency; +3 attack/damage; +3d8 damage on crit; weapon adds +3 to any ongoing damage it inflicts; Exenterator
Faiz: (( done~ ))
Forge has received initiative.
Serra: (( Lyriel says to never underestimate the glorious power of a bard! ))
Forge: (( Am I able to hit both the bird and the dog from left of Taem? ))
Forge: (( also, using minor for robe's temp HP ))
Gilgathorn: (( Uhh... not really, the bird would be through the walls ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Gilgathorn: (( You could with an AoE, but not like... punching ))
Forge: (( Steel Wind is my Close Blast, I just dunno where you draw the line with that and doors ))
Gilgathorn: (( It'd be fine ))
Forge: (( Ok ))
* Forge moves up, considers he cant get past the dwarf in the doorway, and just punches the wall in an attempt to send the attack through it.
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 21 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 7
Elderwood Falcon 2: Elderwood Falcon 2 loses 15 hit points.
Taemhain: "Heeey, I think that worked."
* Forge also somehow punches the dog through the doorway. Nobody knows how.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Imban: (( Uh, want to roll a second attack against the dog? ))
Adric Kain: (( Diagonals count as melee ))
Serra: (( Not going to attack the hound? ))
Forge: (( Oh, right. Sorry. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 3 + 12 = 15
Ironwood Hound 2: Ironwood Hound 2 loses 8 hit points.
Forge: (( Took me a second to remember if it was a second attack roll or damage roll, my bad. Done ))
Ironwood Hound 1: Woof?
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Fortitude => 8 + 11 = 19
* Ironwood Hound 1 woof.
Forge: (( INSUFFICIENT DOG ))
Iris Alderi: (( needs more party hat ))
Elderwood Falcon 1: SKREE!
Serra: (( And of course the bird can fly 10 ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 charging talons vs. AC => 18 + 12 = 30
Forge: (( It could be charging ))
Forge: (( Yeah ))
Taemhain: (( youve been skree'd @.@ ))
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Iris Alderi: (( Well, Faiz can charge 10 ))
Serra: Serra loses 8 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( I think ))
Elderwood Falcon 1: Serra is sent staggering!
Iris Alderi: (( 4e charge is +2 speed right? ))
Threden: (( Charge 6, really. ))
Elderwood Falcon 1: (( naah, just move twice ))
Threden: (( Er. 12. ))
Forge: (( I think it's your same move ))
Serra: "Oww!"
Iris Alderi: (( counting the +2 I gave him? ))
Threden: (( Because it's move 6, and then charge your move. ))
Faiz: (( I charge 8 now. ))
Threden: (( Then awesome. ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 holds until after the falcon.
Elderwood Falcon 2: Skree.
Iris Alderi: (( he can basically charge across the room right now ))
* Elderwood Falcon 2 flies above Taemhain's head and pecks at it. >
Taemhain: "I don't want to share with you!"
Serra: (( Doesn't that provoke? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. AC => 17 + 9 = 26
Faiz: (( Hey Imban! Pay attention to IRC when you're done killing us with wild animals! ))
Elderwood Falcon 2: (( special move: shift 1, attack, shift 1 ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 8 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( KOBOLD BIRDS ))
* Elderwood Falcon 2 does not make Taemhain stagger, though. Darn fatties.
Taemhain: (( ))
Serra: (( Okay, these birds are jerks. I think we should off them first. ))
Iris Alderi: (( He's not fat he's stout ))
Taemhain: (( its the beard anvil ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 bites Taem!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 3 + 11 = 14
* Ironwood Hound 2 is terrible.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( attacking bird ))
Taemhain:
Escalating Violence · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Come at me! I'll bite your legs off!
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 13
Hit: If you take damage before the start of your next turn, you gain +2 to the attack and damage rolls of your next attack.
Serra: (( Shift down left to flank and... oh well hits anyways. ))
Forge: (( Also you mean down right ))
Elderwood Falcon 2: Elderwood Falcon 2 loses 27 hit points.
Taemhain: (( i kind of didnt want to move because of the dog... ))
Serra: (( Yeah. ))
Taemhain: (( as in i dont want to let it in the room ))
Serra has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( Oh hey I might actually get to use Aggravating force once ever ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Water, water, which way are you going? => 3
Imban: Water is now flowing down the RED path.
Threden: (( Well, it can still get it though the corner. ))
Iris Alderi: (( It can still get SHOT through the corner ))
Serra: "Okay, these birds are annoying. So let me see if I can't annoy one of these things back!"
Adric Kain: They're all annoying.
Taemhain: "Yes, do murder something."
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mind Thrust @ CAP'N FALCON 2, vs Will => 1 + 12 = 13
Iris Alderi: (( YOU CANNOT ))
Taemhain: (( :/ ))
Serra: (( :\ ))
* Elderwood Falcon 2 is a construct, and thus mindless.
Serra: (( Done ))
* Gilgathorn is pushed by the water.
Adric Kain: (( *Shale glares at Imban ))
Iris Alderi: (( also does being here give me any cover? : ))
Gilgathorn: (( not meaningfully ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Nyet => 2
* Gilgathorn does not.
Iris Alderi: (( Niet ))
* Gilgathorn shrugs and shifts.
Iris Alderi: (( it cost 5000 rubles to recover net ))
* Gilgathorn then throws a pepper bomb directly into Threden's face.
Gilgathorn: (( (provokes) ))
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 9 + 12 = 21
Gilgathorn: Threden is pepper sprayed and blinded! (save ends)
Forge: (( Also if I can hit the dog on my turn, which as it has lower Ref it's more likely, I can turn around and murder the bird. So if you heavy hitters want to prioritize dog go ahead ))
Iris Alderi: (( Want me to shoot it with aggravating force when my turn comes up? ))
Forge: (( What does that do? ))
Serra: (( I still say prioritize bird. The birds can just fly right through our line and murder the squishies. ))
Gilgathorn: (( grants CA, -5 on all attacks, can't flank ))
Iris Alderi: (( 1W + Int force damage, and the next ally to attack the target before the end of your next turn gains a +2 power bonus to the attack roll. ))
* Gilgathorn then turns and shoots Threden twice in the face.
Forge: (( I'd save that for Gafgharian over there ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 15 + 16 = 31
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 20 + 16 = 36
Iris Alderi: (( its at will ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
Adric Kain: (( Want me to send Gilgadouche on a vacation to the Feywild? ))
Threden: Threden loses 11 hit points.
Forge: (( Oh well then go ahead if you want ))
Threden: Threden loses 11 hit points.
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Forge: (( We're getting our dailies back after this fight so knock yourself out ))
Taemhain: (( mecha: i vote yes ))
Faiz: (( Okay I was busy doing things for Imban and paying no attention, to whom am I directed for UTMOST KILLING? ))
Serra: (( Yeah go ahead. We can murder his adds while he's hanging out back at home. ))
Threden: (( Middle bird. ))
Faiz: (( I CAN DO THAT ))
Adric Kain: (( See my other thought was to do it when the adds were done and have everyone surround where he comes back and then just pound the jerk in the face ))
* Iris Alderi brandishes her gun and fires off a shell that creates a loud CRACK and seems to distort the air around it as it flies at the dog infront of Taem.
Iris Alderi: Aggravating Force (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28 » vs. AC
Forge: (( I really wish you could do that two times. ))
Iris Alderi: Aggravating Force (Damage): « 1d10+6 = 2 + 6 = 8 » (Force), the next ally to attack the target before the end of your next turn gains a +2 power bonus to the attack roll.
Ironwood Hound 2: Ironwood Hound 2 loses 8 hit points.
Forge: (( Just so you could send someone to the Feywild, let them return, then go "Guess what! You're going back! Byyyyye!" ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh man. That would be the best ))
Threden has received initiative.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 SAVE ME => 18 + 2 = 20
Gilgathorn: (( +2? ))
Faiz: (( Does it matter? ))
Imban: (( No, just wondering if he picked up something for that. ))
Forge: (( I think we're more clarifying where the plus is from ))
Threden: (( I took Resilient Focus last level, so I get +2 to all saves. ))
Imban: (( Aha. ))
Imban: Threden's eyes clear of the horrible pepper spray!
Faiz: (( So what, you have +4 to ongoing now? ))
Serra: (( Yeah that's a nice feat. ))
Threden: (( Yep. ))
Faiz: (( Haha. ))
Serra: (( And now Threden is a miniboss. ))
Gilgathorn: "Tch, you're pretty resilient. That was supposed to shut you up for a while."
Threden: This unit's self-repair systems are highly advanced.
Gilgathorn: "We'll see how well 'this unit' stands up to being full of holes."
Faiz: (( ...Hey Lechise, who did you Augment today, anyway? ))
Iris Alderi: (( You? ))
Gilgathorn: (( the you ))
Forge: (( Yooooou ))
Iris Alderi: (( It doesn't change until we do an extended rest and I get my augment back ))
Threden: (( Attacking Gilgamesh. ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Gilgathorn: "You'll need to do a lot better than that."
Faiz: (( Oh, I thought you got two Augment targets, that's why I asked. ))
Threden: This unit does not need to. I need merely hold you here.
Forge: (( If he got two he'd probably toss the second onto Taem ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( I get 1/day and then an extra every milestone or so ))
Iris Alderi: (( yeah ))
Forge: (( Mobility is his biggest drawback ))
Gilgathorn: Oh, so just want to die fighting a delaying action. That's almost heroic.
Taemhain: (( sadly so :/ ))
Gilgathorn: (( *so you ))
Adric Kain: Take a vacation. Just before you die.
Adric Kain:
Timeless Trek in Mithrendain • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Go Away.
Attack = 16 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 21   Psychic       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 7
Effect: The Target is banished to the Feywild (save ends). While banished, it is removed from play. When the effect ends the target reappears in the space it last occupied or the nearest unoccupied space of its choice.  
Serra: (( ARGH ))
Gilgathorn: What, I re--
Taemhain: (( booo :/ ))
* Gilgathorn foop.
Faiz: (( I HOPE YOU LIKE VACATION, BECAUSE IT'S VEGETA'CLO*poik* ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Forge: (( Why did that work ))
Adric Kain: (( I can tell you where he's not. Safe. ))
Serra: (( The vacation is an effect. ))
Serra: (( Not a hit. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( OH, the damage is all that missed ))
Forge: (( Kay ))
Adric Kain: (( YEah ))
* Faiz explodes into earthquakes.
Iris Alderi: (( pff ))
Iris Alderi: (( WELP ))
Faiz:
Henshin: Rolling Thunder • Minor Action • Lightning, Polymorph, Primal, Thunder • Personal
COMPLETE!!
Effect: Rolling Thunder Form! Gain resist 3 to all damage and +1 AC. Once per round when you hit an enemy with a melee attack, each enemy marked by you takes 4 thunder damage. Allows use of Stone Thunder Buster. Form lasts for the rest of the encounter.
Faiz:
Tremor Advance • Minor • Primal, Stance • Personal
SIT.
Effect: Until the stance ends, enemies cannot shift into or out of squares adjacent to you.
Iris Alderi: (( Quickly, clean the house before he gets back and then surround that spot ))
Forge: (( How did you get two minors? ))
Faiz: (( Move action, yo. ))
Serra: (( You can go move -> minor. ))
Forge: (( Fair enough ))
Faiz: (( DON'T GOTTA MOVE WHEN YOU CAN CHARGE ))
* Faiz then explodes into bird-related violence.
Threden: (( You should get into range of something because the kittenban is probably hungry. ))
Forge: (( That is so amazingly dumb and broken ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 17
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 20
Elderwood Falcon 1: Elderwood Falcon 1 loses 26 hit points.
Taemhain: (( yay ))
Imban: (( what is dumb and broken? ))
Iris Alderi: (( Everything ))
Imban: (( Oh ok. ))
Faiz: HEHEH.
Iris Alderi: (( Kittenbans ))
Forge has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( i still think we should throw the kittenban at an enemy and see what happens ))
Iris Alderi: (( So remember, you get +2 ))
Serra: (( Unlike in 3e you can transmute any on-your-turn action into a lesser action. ))
Faiz: (( Oh right don't I get +1 AC and... +1 somethin' else from your shift, Lechise? ))
Iris Alderi: (( +1 AC +1 Reflex +2 Speed ))
Serra: (( So you can convert standards into moves and moves (and thus standards) into minors. ))
Imban: (( in 3e you can convert standards into moves, but not moves into swifts. ))
Imban: (( because logic. ))
Faiz: (( Delicious tankiness. ))
Adric Kain: (( Throw them in Glgadouche's space so that when he comes back he gets CALTROPS ))
Iris Alderi: (( but charges are full rounds in 3e ))
Serra: (( because NO TWO QUICKENED SPELLS FOR YOU. ))
Imban: (( well, that too ))
Serra: (( Even though they could've just errataed quicken spell to only be 1/turn. ))
* Forge charges up with electricity, then makes a punch at the dog.
Forge:
Forked Lightning Ki Focus • Free • None
Ride the lightning!
Effect: Melee attack deals lightning damage instead of its normal damage.
Forge:
Fallen Needle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Skull Break
Attack = 23 vs. Ref       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 9
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you until end of your next turn.
Ironwood Hound 2: Ironwood Hound 2 loses 12 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( yay ))
Iris Alderi: (( also flurry the bird ))
Iris Alderi: (( so it dies ))
* Forge turns around and carries the punch into the bird.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Elderwood Falcon 2: Elderwood Falcon 2 loses 10 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( yay ))
Serra: (( Yay one bird down. ))
* Elderwood Falcon 2 shatters into shards of wood.
* Forge spins a complete circle, then hunkers down and roars as his shoulders erupt into flames.
Forge:
Fighting Fury • Minor • Psionic, Stance
Ignition!
Effect: Until stance ends, all unarmed melee attacks do 3 extra damage.
Forge: (( And done ))
* Ironwood Hound 1 dogs it to Threden.
Iris Alderi: (( does he also create solid dopplegangers as he moves? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Fortitude => 9 + 13 = 22
Faiz: (( BEST STEP OFF THAT FONT, DOG ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+2 => 7 + 2 = 9
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
* Ironwood Hound 1 dogs Threden away.
Taemhain: (( woof :/ ))
Iris Alderi: (( jean no ))
Faiz: (( Illicit dog motives. ))
* Elderwood Falcon 1 objects that it should REALLY be immune to Tremor Advance. Petitions Imban to patch this shit for SCv4.
Forge: (( Mass Movement Dog Events ))
* Elderwood Falcon 1 talons -> Faiz.
* Faiz is magnetism. Eat all the dicks.
Iris Alderi: (( and then a dog just peed on the bush in our yard while all this was happening ))
Elderwood Falcon 1: (( It's wood! ))
Iris Alderi: (( fucking dogs ))
Elderwood Falcon 1: (( Are you some kind of cock magnet too?! ))
Faiz: (( NATURE, MY NEMESIS ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 5 + 11 = 16
* Elderwood Falcon 1 flails
* Elderwood Falcon 2 falls into kittenban's maw.
Iris Alderi: (( I read that as 'flails into' ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 shifts!
Faiz: (( Just gotta fabulous over to the left. ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 chews Taemhain!
Forge: (( I should rewatch that LP ))
Forge: (( And then watch 2 ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 15 + 13 = 28
* Imban rolls: 2d6+2 => 2 + 2 = 4
Taemhain: (( ow ))
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 4 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( Which LP was that? ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 marks Taemhain with the evils.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( well, now i have +2 against the dog ))
Iris Alderi: (( Don't mark the dwarf, dog ))
Iris Alderi: (( Its implite and gross ))
Iris Alderi: (( Impolite* ))
Taemhain:
Blood Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Blood calls to blood. Your pain and your enemy's give strength to your assault.
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 30   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 15
Taemhain: (( siiiigh ))
Iris Alderi: (( so hey ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 keeps his blood.
* Ironwood Hound 2 ...sap?
Taemhain: (( even with +2 thats not hitting :/ ))
Iris Alderi: (( would Magic weapon stack with Blaine's damage thing? I missed what type it was ))
Ironwood Hound 2: (( none, according to the text there ))
Serra has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( Ahah ))
Iris Alderi: (( so uh ))
Imban: (( I am not responsible for that being inaccurate, etc. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Gonna move here: ))
Forge: (( Mine is a stance, so I dunno how stances act ))
Serra: (( Hmmmm. ))
Imban: (( it's just whether it calls it a power bonus to damage ))
Imban: (( or nothing ))
Serra: (( Yeah I think I'll just help finish off the doggie. ))
Forge: (( Let me load up Psionic Power, very slowly, and get the ver batim description ))
Serra: "Hey, doggie! Time to go back to the pound!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mind Thrust @ Hound 2, vs Will => 18 + 12 = 30
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+6 Damage => 6 + 6 = 12
Ironwood Hound 2: Ironwood Hound 2 loses 12 hit points.
Serra: (( Done ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 17 + 5 = 22
Gilgathorn: --ject to that, you jerk!
Gilgathorn: ...
Serra: (( Well that was a short vacation. ))
Taemhain: (( meh ))
Faiz: HI.
Taemhain: "Why did you come back?"
Faiz: KILLED YOUR BIRD.
Threden: (( +5 to saves is sure a lot. ))
Adric Kain: Didn't like it?
Gilgathorn: (( I should totally get to shoot Mecha now, by the way. ))
Iris Alderi: Go away
Faiz: KILLING YOUR OTHER BIRD.
Adric Kain: (( He can act after he saves? ))
Serra: "Welcome back! I thought you would've liked a trip back to your ancestral home!"
Faiz: WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?
Iris Alderi: And your dog
Gilgathorn: (( No, it was just... uh. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Death ))
Iris Alderi: (( He brought you death, faiz ))
Gilgathorn: (( He has an immediate reaction that he could have done to being attacked by Mecha, but he couldn't since he no longer existed. ))
Faiz: (( Good thing I'm a habitual regifter. ))
Gilgathorn: (( So I was joking that it should clearly go off now that he reappeared. ))
Adric Kain: (( Pfft ))
Gilgathorn: (( Moving on. ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
* Iris Alderi quickly moves into position and fires a magic shell at the doog.
Iris Alderi: (( ack ))
Faiz: (( And then Iris was the drunken master. ))
Gilgathorn: (( oooops ))
Gilgathorn: (( I forgot to determine which stream was going, seeeec ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
Iris Alderi: Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+14 = 13 + 14 = 27 » vs. AC
Iris Alderi: Magic Weapon (Damage): « 1d10+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » damage
Forge: (( "Until the stance ends, your unarmed melee attacks deal extra damage equal to your Strength modifier" ))
Imban: The answer is RED still.
Forge: (( That is the complete description from Psionic Power ))
Imban: Which doesn't affect anyone.
Imban: (( OK! ))
Faiz: (( DON'T MATTER TO ME ))
Ironwood Hound 2: Ironwood Hound 2 loses 10 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( and Serra, Forge, and Taem get +1 to hit and +4 damage until the end of my next turn ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 explodes into scraps.
Threden has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( Magic Weapon is the best thing ))
Forge: (( For the record, all of my powers are unarmed melee attacks except for Steel Wind, which is a Close Blast ))
Imban: Threden is pushed by the current.
Iris Alderi: (( quick Threden, use your spear like an SRPG ))
Iris Alderi: (( hit both of them ))
Threden: (( I use my boot power to shift 2, then attack the dog. ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Gilgathorn uses his boot power on Threden. :|
Serra: (( Too far away to adept's insight. ))
Faiz: (( Hits because Chill Limiter. ))
Threden: (( It hits anyway. ))
Serra: (( Or.. okay yeah. ))
Ironwood Hound 1: Ironwood Hound 1 loses 8 hit points.
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 5 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( man his HP ))
* Gilgathorn double boots Threden for that. :|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Serra: (( Dat HP, yeah. ))
Taemhain: (( yeah thats why i was hoping he would stay gone longer @.@ ))
Adric Kain: Well that didn't last as long as I'd hoped. You didn't even get to see a play.
Iris Alderi: (( well we killed half his dudes ))
* Adric Kain musics at the Falcon.
Threden: (( Yeah, but you're almost done with the adds. The plan is working fine! ))
Gilgathorn: I'm going to kill your face.
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 30 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 (+1) squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Elderwood Falcon 1: Elderwood Falcon 1 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: Faiz, hit it
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 31 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 16
Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 15
Faiz: OKAY
Elderwood Falcon 1: Elderwood Falcon 1 loses 22 hit points.
Taemhain: (( there we go ))
Iris Alderi: (( crunch ))
Adric Kain: And please. You don't have the skill with words to try to threaten me.
Gilgathorn: I'm going to kill your dick.
Faiz: (( And we have found Sassy Adric. ))
Forge: What does that statement mean.
Taemhain: (( ))
Threden: INQUIRY: What does that even mean?
Iris Alderi: So its true what they said about elves?
Serra: (( XD ))
Forge: You will kill his reproductive functions?
Adric Kain: Oh my, you're about as clever as a pubescant human male.
Taemhain: "An unfortunate method of castration?"
Adric Kain: (( Done by the way ))
Iris Alderi: I think he means kill in another manner
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: We will kill YOUR reproductive functions.
Taemhain: "Oh my."
Forge: How do you feel about that?
Iris Alderi: (( ELF JOKES ))
Serra: "He sure has the patience of one, at least."
Faiz: (( Still red, right? So don't I get forcemoved? ))
Faiz: (( Like, here? ))
Gilgathorn: (( Yup. ))
* Faiz DUAL-WIELDING GREATSWORD STYLE
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal
SMASHING.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit
* Faiz quakeskates, yeah
Forge: (( The hell are you even doing ))
* Faiz will be the best cleaver.
Taemhain: (( you should really just charge the dog ))
Iris Alderi: (( and then the bird exploded ))
Serra: (( Setting up to charge. ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 17
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 20
Taemhain: (( because the rest of us can only really reach the bird.... ))
Elderwood Falcon 1: Elderwood Falcon 1 loses 26 hit points.
Forge: (( I can charge the dog ))
Faiz:
ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
* Elderwood Falcon 1 bursts into scrap.
Serra: (( Nah, you can move/charge the dog. ))
* Faiz WILL NOT BE STOPPED
Threden: (( You can charge the dog. ))
Adric Kain: (( YEah you should be able to charge the dog. ))
Taemhain: (( eh ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 17
Damage = 32   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 20
Forge: (( THIS CHARGE IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS TURN END ))
Iris Alderi: (( Charge dat doog ))
Ironwood Hound 1: Ironwood Hound 1 loses 32 hit points.
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Faiz: HEY THERE.
Iris Alderi: (( Fleed accidentally half its HP ))
Gilgathorn: ... :|
Forge has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( i am ok with this ))
* Faiz spins down DRILL HANDS.
Adric Kain: Still feeling confident?
Forge: Far be it for me to miss out on the grand Warforged party occuring across the room.
Iris Alderi: (( also yeah I can make it over to Faiz if needed ))
Forge: (( I can move normally right, the water isn't doing weird difficult terrain stuff? ))
Gilgathorn: (( The fountain is. The water is not ))
Forge: (( Gotcha ))
Forge: Rev up.... AND ENGAGE!
Forge:
Forked Lightning Ki Focus • Free • None
Ride the lightning!
Effect: Melee attack deals lightning damage instead of its normal damage.
Forge:
Charge Attack • Standard • Implement, Psionic
God Field Dash
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Faiz: (( "HE TAKES AFTER ME SO WELL." ))
Gilgathorn: (( bzzt, illegal charge ))
Forge: (( Well it still misses ))
Imban: (( It does. ))
Iris Alderi: (( clearly, he was trying to clothesline it ))
Forge: (( Unless something is giving me a magic +2 ))
Adric Kain: (( Flanking? ))
Faiz: (( You are flanking... ))
Forge: (( I've got a total of +3 ))
Iris Alderi: (( also +1 from magic weapon ))
Forge: (( 19 vs 22, I'd need 3 more actually ))
Serra: (( Too far away to INTERRUPT. ))
Faiz: (( OH WELL. ))
Imban: (( You miss on a 2. How tragic. ))
Forge: (( Oh well, TAAN OBAH ))
Iris Alderi: (( You still got to punch a dog and murder a bird ))
Ironwood Hound 1: (( Man, I have NO idea how this ability would work if I used it on Faiz. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
Taemhain: (( oddly is my bet ))
Iris Alderi: (( Use it on Faiz ))
Iris Alderi: (( It'll be science ))
Ironwood Hound 1: (( SURE ))
Faiz: (( Technically you can't shift into Faiz's square, can you? ))
Iris Alderi: (( *faize explodes* ))
Serra: (( science? as in aperture science science? ))
Ironwood Hound 1: (( Yeah, that's... the issue. ))
* Ironwood Hound 1 dogs it to Faiz anyway!
Faiz: (( ...also yeah you can't shift out of the zone, either. ))
Ironwood Hound 1: (( provokes interrupt from Threden ))
Iris Alderi: (( Faiz became Chernobyl? ))
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 16 vs. Fort       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Faiz: (( "Until the stance ends, enemies cannot shift into or out of squares adjacent to you." So yeah, dog is on lockdown unless it's a full-blown move. ))
Ironwood Hound 1: Ironwood Hound 1 loses 8 hit points.
Ironwood Hound 1: (( See, that's not what this does...! ))
Forge: (( And if he full blown moves he suffers the Triple Tackle ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Fortitude Now, it probably misses, but for science, let's see if it hits. >_> => 2 + 9 = 11
Ironwood Hound 1: (( No it misses terrible. ))
Faiz: (( :toot: ))
Taemhain: (( my lap is now +1 CAT ))
Forge: (( WE ARE TOTALLY SET UP TO FINAL DYNAMIC SPECIAL HIM ))
Serra: (( SCIENCE! ))
Faiz: (( COMBINATION DA ))
Iris Alderi: (( +1 CAT ))
Ironwood Hound 1: (( See, it pushes you 2, which is fair. It then requires me to shift 2 and says I must end adjacent to you. ))
Ironwood Hound 1: (( But there'd be no legal way of doing that...! ))
Faiz: (( Heheheh. ))
Forge: (( You two get Double Burning Fire ready, I'll let fly the Stoner Sunshine! ))
Iris Alderi: (( so clearly you push him 0 and shift 0 ))
* Elderwood Falcon 1 falls into Kittenban's maw.
Elderwood Falcon 1: (( Nope. I push him 2. ))
* Ironwood Hound 2 falls into Kittenban's maw.
Taemhain: (( oh god and its in super drool on you mode @.@ ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( and during your turn too ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 23   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 14
Iris Alderi: (( Choo-choo incoming dwarf train ))
Iris Alderi: (( or not ))
Taemhain: (( auuugh ))
Iris Alderi: (( oh well ))
Ironwood Hound 1: (( you and your terrible rolls ))
Taemhain: (( im blaming you tilus >:[ ))
Serra has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( it was the drool cat ))
Serra: (( hey no ))
Forge: (( Yo dawg, we're gonna murder to dawg. ))
Forge: (( yo* ))
Serra: (( Okay. So I can either mind thrust doggy, or I can try to mind thrust (augment 2) gilgathorn. ))
Serra: (( I'm not burning PP on the adds either. ))
Taemhain: (( and then yuu's spacebar gets stuck down? ))
Forge: (( This dog is FUCKED, I'd say hit Gargamel ))
Iris Alderi: (( Shh ))
Iris Alderi: (( You saw nothing ))
Serra: (( Any objections? ))
Faiz: (( Nah. ))
Threden: (( SOMEONE will kill the dog this turn, so. ))
Taemhain: (( i have no opinion since i apparently cant hit today anyway ))
* Serra moves down!
Forge: (( Taem is from the Neutral Planet. ))
Serra: "Hey, bounty hunter! You picked the wrong group to try to tail! Now it's horrible headache time!"
Taemhain: (( taem is getting grumpy and thinking of murdering the dice bot :/ ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Girugamesh, vs Will => 11 + 12 = 23
Iris Alderi: (( so Stuph ))
Iris Alderi: (( next turn I'll be next to you ))
Iris Alderi: (( and be INSPIRING ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+6 Damage, -4 to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 11 + 6 = 17
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 17 hit points.
Serra: (( Done ))
* Gilgathorn objects to this and counterattacks with a hand crossbow shot!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 2 + 10 = 12
Faiz: (( Your objection was objectionable. ))
Iris Alderi: (( it plinks off of Faiz instead ))
Serra: (( Double provokes from Threden ))
Gilgathorn: (( Only single. ))
Faiz: (( Already used his OA. ))
Threden: (( Can I counter? ))
Serra: (( Oh. ))
Faiz: (( Er, Interrupt. ))
Faiz: (( Can still OA. ))
Serra: (( Right. ))
Gilgathorn: (( You can OA, but counter is used up already. ))
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Serra: (( Forgot he interrupted the doggie. ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 9 hit points.
Gilgathorn: ...
Faiz: YOU ARE BAD AT THIS.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover net => 3
Threden: STATEMENT: Over here.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover pepper spray => 1
Iris Alderi: (( aw ))
* Gilgathorn shift
Iris Alderi: (( I wanted to shoot savingthrow lightning at him ))
Gilgathorn: (( ...wait, no, why am I shifting? ))
Taemhain: (( dont know ))
Faiz: (( Because pissed-off robots. ))
Adric Kain: (( Why ARE you shifting? ))
Gilgathorn: (( I did forget to check the water, sec. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
Gilgathorn: (( oops, blue ))
Iris Alderi: (( oops ))
Faiz: (( He was on red anyway. ))
Iris Alderi: (( shhh ))
* Gilgathorn shoots Threden twice.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 => 5 + 14 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 => 18 + 14 = 32
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
Threden: Threden loses 10 hit points.
* Gilgathorn ACTION POINT.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 1 hit points.
* Gilgathorn shoots Threden twice more.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 => 14 + 14 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 => 18 + 14 = 32
Iris Alderi: (( ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
Threden: Threden loses 18 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( wat ))
Iris Alderi has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( those dice rolls ))
Serra: (( Onore Kid ))
Faiz: (( So you may want to HEAL ME DOKTOR on Umb. ))
Iris Alderi: (( yep ))
Taemhain: (( probably should yes ))
* Iris Alderi fires a healing shell at Threden for surge + 11 + « 2d6 = 3 »
Threden: (( And then kill the dog. ))
Iris Alderi: (( already on it ))
* Iris Alderi then fires off a magic shell at the dog
Iris Alderi: Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+14 = 3 + 14 = 17 » vs. AC
Serra: (( Yeah kill the dog. We shouldn't waste Mind Thrust Augment 2 hits. ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 35 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( well half my plan happened ))
Forge: (( Guided Shot would really come in handy ))
Iris Alderi: (( I was going to saunter over, heal umb, the wagic weapon the dog and buff you guys ))
Forge: (( I know, and if I had Guided Shot it would have hit. ))
Iris Alderi: (( also ))
Forge: (( 17 would hit his Ref ))
Threden has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( moment I hit garglethrone: Weapon Daily ))
Threden: (( Oh well, I'll still do this. ))
* Ironwood Hound 1 THREDEN MOGMOG?
Threden: (( You can try. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 bite chomp! => 19 + 13 = 32
Faiz: (( TRY IT DID ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+2 => 6 + 2 = 8
Threden: Threden loses 7 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( it listened to Yoda ))
Threden: (( I actually probably should have teleported, but that's ok. ))
Faiz: (( i was say ))
Faiz: (( use tel prot ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast Full Power • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder
You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that batters any nearby foe as well.
Attack = 32 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 10   Thunder       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Hit: Make a Secondary Attack that is Close Blast 3.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Iris Alderi: (( or Morpheus ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 10 hit points.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+13 vs Fort Secondary => 20 + 13 = 33
Iris Alderi: (( KABOOOM ))
Gilgathorn: (( in an idle music ))
Threden: (( If that crits, then it's 6. Or would a secondary gain my crit bonus? ))
Gilgathorn: (( musing ))
Gilgathorn: (( JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN PEOPLE NOT USE PASTEBIN OR EMAIL THINGS TO THEMSELVES OR AUGH ))
Gilgathorn: (( Thank you. And I think your crit bonus is added, if you were rolling dice for your secondary. ))
Adric Kain: (( Did someone Copypasta a wall of text at you? ))
Iris Alderi: (( what happen? ))
Gilgathorn: (( "Can you find this for me?" "Can you email this to me so I can have it at home" ))
Gilgathorn: (( No fuck you! ))
* Threden rolls: 2d6+6 Thunder damage, and I push him 0 squares. => 8 + 6 = 14
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 14 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( *Gives Imban a cookie* ))
* Gilgathorn :|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Iris Alderi: (( THE COOKIE WAS DEATH FLAVORED ))
Taemhain: (( why don't they just email it to themselves? i do that all the time... ))
Threden: STATEMENT: As I said, I need only hold you.
Gilgathorn: (( Because they're fucking stupid. ))
* Adric Kain musics at the dog
Faiz: (( Because silly and dumb. ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 31 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 (+1) squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Taemhain: (( im voting apply fire ))
Ironwood Hound 1: Ironwood Hound 1 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Uhh...who wants the free attack? ))
Taemhain: (( to them *and* their copy pasta nonsense ))
Adric Kain: (( Because all the strikers are like RIGHT THERE ))
Faiz: (( My minimum damage bonus is 15. ))
Iris Alderi: (( *is primitive and just uses text pad for things that would be pastebinable :* ))
Taemhain: (( *shrug*? ))
Forge: (( Go with Faiz ))
Adric Kain: Faiz hit it!
Serra: (( Yeah, let Faiz hit it. ))
Forge: (( I'm fairly sure I can't kill it ))
Faiz: (( If I hit it, it dies horribly. ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 16
Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 15
Ironwood Hound 1: Ironwood Hound 1 loses 22 hit points.
Serra: (( SWORD TO THE FACE ))
Iris Alderi: (( it dies horrifically! ))
Adric Kain: You're next.
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Done. ))
Iris Alderi: (( sure is! ))
Gilgathorn: Your mother is next.
Serra: (( OH SNAP NO HE DINN'T ))
Faiz: (( So hey is moving directly through the fountain/waterfall a valid thing, like so? ))
Forge: (( Do I have line of sight on him from here, bychance? ))
Forge: (( Planning my next turn ))
Taemhain: (( yeah ive got the same but i also wouldve totally just missed im sure ))
Iris Alderi: That was an unfortunate response
Adric Kain: You have worse banter than the Red Hand Cultists.
Gilgathorn: (( it counts as difficult terain ))
Gilgathorn: (( but if you can move that way... ))
Faiz: (( I can! ))
Iris Alderi: (( rocket jump over the fountain ))
* Faiz electrifies his way through the fountain.
Faiz: (( 8 move because shared Razorclaw. ))
Iris Alderi: (( ))
* Faiz DEATH MAGNET DRILL HANDS
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 32 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 17
Damage = 30   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 20
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 30 hit points.
Faiz: GREETINGS!
Iris Alderi: (( now its just going to be a matter of hacking him in the face for an hour until he dies ))
Serra: (( Yeah ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( The fountain is just difficult, but still standable right? ))
Gilgathorn: (( If you end in it BAD THINGS might happen. ))
Faiz: (( I think something happens if you're in it at the start of turn but... y-yeah. ))
Forge: (( Well Fleed just killed my plan then so I'm going to walk the long way. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Hadoken him ))
Faiz: (( Sorry. It was this or just walk up to him and end up in the same spot anyway. ))
Taemhain: (( augh, damn you 5 movement :/ ))
Forge: (( That's cute, you think Monks can hadoken! ))
Gilgathorn: (( Taemhain = STUMPY ))
Forge: (( Charge I guess ))
Forge:
Forked Lightning Ki Focus • Free • None
Ride the lightning!
Effect: Melee attack deals lightning damage instead of its normal damage.
Iris Alderi: (( well, steel wind...! ))
Forge:
Charge Attack • Standard • Implement, Psionic
God Field Dash
Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7
Threden: (( I think charging that could be... questionable? ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 17 hit points.
Gilgathorn: (( no, that is fine ))
Threden: (( Ok then ))
Forge: (( It's exactly as far as the other side of you, and at least 10 feet ))
Gilgathorn: (( it's a "straight line" in 4e terms. Which means as bent as possible. ))
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.
Taemhain: (( so im either not doing aaanything or im ending in the fountain ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 8 hit points.
* Forge SWEEPS THE LEG.
Forge:
Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial
Stag Beetle Crusher
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage and is knocked prone.
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 5 hit points.
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 3 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( You can't charge through people can you? ))
Forge: (( And I'm done ))
Faiz: (( Through allies, sure. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Forge: (( I think you can charge through allies as long as you don't end on their space ))
Gilgathorn: (( You... can charge through allies but it's difficult for that to happen and be legal ))
Gilgathorn: (( it IS possible though ))
Taemhain: (( yeah but i cant get to a line to charge through anyone either unless im being retarded about how my movement works ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh becaus she'd have to end on the nearest space? ))
Faiz: (( Hell, I've done it a couple times. ))
Gilgathorn: (( Yes ))
Faiz: (( Not in the regard we're at right now, but. ))
Forge: (( Sorry I took the best charge spot for you but I didn't want to Arc into the fountain if we don't know what happens. And I can't afford mistakes. ))
Taemhain: (( eh its fine ))
Forge: (( I'm kind of on eggshells as it is with no surges and Iris down to one heal ))
Iris Alderi: (( Aldric has heals too I think ))
Faiz: (( No surges. ))
Taemhain: (( adrics require you to have surges though ))
Gilgathorn: (( Taemhain goes down the drain. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Adric ))
Forge: (( I can't spend surges I don't have ))
Taemhain: (( glub glub glub ))
Iris Alderi: (( oh right ))
Adric Kain: (( We'd have to use Yuu's heal ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Your heals work differently so I can still be restored by your widget ))
Iris Alderi: (( I got forge and Taem's text colors mixed up ))
Faiz: (( MYSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIOUS ARTIFICE ))
Serra: (( Oh it's my turn. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Also the reparation aparatus has been proving really useful, even if I've rolled poorly with it ))
Faiz: (( That said you three are in pretty great position for wagicin'. ))
Serra: "Time to continue giving you a headache!"
Forge: (( But yeah my plan was to just teleport across the fountain, but then I didn't have enough spaces to move and not be in the water ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+14 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Girugamesh, vs Will (now including flanking bonus) => 6 + 14 = 20
Iris Alderi: (( GIRUGAMESH ))
Serra: (( Hits because lowered defenses. ))
Faiz: (( ...v 21? ))
Iris Alderi: (( WHY ARE YOU ALL THE WAY OVER THERE TILUS? ))
Forge: (( I didn't tell you however that you were moving into the spot I needed because you would undoubtedly hit harder ))
Threden: (( He also has increased from prone, so? ))
Taemhain: (( yeah i mean even charging to where you are wouldve been pretty iffy for me so i was mostly hoping the fountain wouldnt suck but apparently it does in some way! ))
Iris Alderi: (( I CANNOT HELP YOU FROM OVER HERE ))
Threden: (( *no ))
Forge: (( You're a terrible Defender ))
Serra: (( If that misses by 1 I adept's insight to make it hit. ))
Taemhain: (( hahahah, if i hit you mean :/ ))
Gilgathorn: (( You need to use Adept's Insight, I think. ))
Gilgathorn: (( Unless you ALSO have ranged flanking ))
Serra: (( Yeah I do so. ))
Taemhain: (( i thought it had -4? ))
Serra: (( Then +2 from prone. ))
Gilgathorn: (( it has -4 +2 ))
Taemhain: (( oooh ))
Threden: (( And +2 vs ranged from prone. ))
Taemhain: (( forgot about that, silly ranged ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+6 Damage, -4 to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 11 + 6 = 17
Iris Alderi: (( Hey that ranged gives you boosts ))
Serra: (( And now done. ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 17 hit points.
Taemhain: (( oh yes because your +1 totally helped me ))
Iris Alderi: (( well its more the +4 you want ))
* Gilgathorn cowardly shoots Serra in retaliation, provoking like 12 AoOs and dying instantly.
Forge: (( So his turn is gonna be interesting. ))
Taemhain: (( indeed ))
Gilgathorn: (( I was serious. AoOs from Faiz, Forge, and 3den, Warden counter from Faiz ))
Forge: (( Also he is apparently lying in a crater that is covered in snow ))
Faiz: (( Hmm. ♥ ))
Faiz:
Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
INTERJECTION!!
Attack = 17 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 16
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 10 hit points.
Faiz: (( Wow, fuck you, roll. ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 8 hit points.
Iris Alderi: (( see, this guy I could handle having big room filling doom attacks, since like, its mostly just him and he's a boss not an enemy we're fighting five of ))
Forge: (( +3 from me ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 3 hit points.
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Opportunity Attack • Weapon • Melee 1
YOU!!
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 16
Damage = 20   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 15
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 20 hit points.
Faiz: (( That gets a damage bonus, I think it's... 4? ))
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 4 hit points.
Forge: (( I'm just picturing this guy laying on his back reaching up with a crossbow and then three robots just curbstomp him ))
Faiz: (( Pretty sure it's 4. Might be 5. Lemme look it up in the builder and see if it's direct STRmod. ))
Taemhain: (( so its gears of war? ))
Adric Kain: (( I'd like to think Forge kicked him in the kidneys ))
Forge: (( We're like that one game of Gears of War where the other team has you downed and is just walking into you repeatedly because Gears doesn't let you teabag ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Faiz: (( Okay no it's 5, I just need to update my macros more. ))
Gilgathorn: (( Whoops, kaboom. ))
Imban: ...
Faiz: (( Err...? ))
Imban: yyyyyyyyeah, this isn't going to work out well.
Imban: session over, most likely. be back in a bit. maybe.
Faiz: (( uh ))
Iris Alderi: (( D: ))
Adric Kain: (( ))
Imban: real life just kicked me in the dick.
Serra: (( owwww. ))
Adric Kain: (( Uh oh. ))
Faiz: (( Oh, dear. ))
Forge: (( Real world stu--yeeep. ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Threden: (( That's what you get for treatening them? ))
Imban: Mom came home super pissed
Faiz: (( Hrrm. ))
Threden: (( Uck. ))
Imban: Time to find out wtf happened.
* Imban be back.
Forge: (( Go take care of/hide from that, we can pause. ))
Serra: (( Ick. ))
Serra: (( Yeah go handle that. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Well that was a thing ))
Iris Alderi: (( So uh... When my turn comes up, either tonight or next time, I'll move here: ))
Iris Alderi: (( Magic Weapon, if that hits then I'll use my weapon's daily, then action point -> Spike wire, how's that sound? ))
Adric Kain: (( Thumbs up ))
Iris Alderi: (( Until the end of your next turn, you and your allies can roll twice on attack rolls against that enemy and use either result. - weapon daily ))
Forge: (( Sadly my Ki Focus's daily is not terribly useful a lot of the time ))
Taemhain: (( i will theoretically move up and daily him in the face @.@ ))
Forge: (( If I hit something with a lightning attack I can teleport 5 to another target and melee them ))
Forge: (( Which I doubt it will let me teleport and then punch the same guy ))
Iris Alderi: (( it might ))
Iris Alderi: (( but yeah I mostly just want to toss out the attack reroll, potential +8 damage for Threden, Forge, and Taem, and +4 for everyone else and of course lol +1 to hit ))
Taemhain: (( if it specifically states "another" target then id think not ))
Forge: (( Effect: Teleport next to an enemy within 5 squares of the initial target, and make a melee basic against them. It deals lightning damage instead of other damage types. ))
Taemhain: (( hmmmm ))
Taemhain: (( id still probably rule that as "a different target" but im not a GM by any means so... ))
Forge: (( That's my shorthand, I'd need to open the pdf to check the official wording ))
Taemhain: (( oh god! ))
Iris Alderi: (( OH NOES ))
Taemhain: (( its in the fountain, were all dead! ))
Imban: OH WHOOPS THE FOUNTAIN SUDDENLY BROKE AND SPEWED OUT IMBAN
Serra: (( oh snap ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh noes ))
Faiz: (( So that was the bad thing. ))
Imban: HE ATE GILGATHORN AND LEFT BEHIND ONLY SOME LOOT AND A NOTE.
Adric Kain: (( Could he leave the head? ))
Gilgathorn: oh god why am i such a boring pile of hp and nothing but ranged attacks
Gilgathorn: Gilgathorn loses 9999 hit points.
Taemhain: (( is that what the note says? ))
Iris Alderi: (( That ))
Adric Kain: (( Adric was really looking forward to keeping the skull around. ))
Faiz: (( Yes, please. ))
Imban: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Forge: (( He's leaving Earth for no good raisin ))
Serra: (( So I guess we pretty much had him ruined. ))
Iris Alderi: (( Probably ))
Taemhain: (( we pretty much did yeah ))
Iris Alderi: (( this module has weird balancing ))
Faiz: (( So is this you just going "SESSION ENDS BECAUSE :" or what? ))
Iris Alderi: (( The normal enemies get all the silly doom attacks while the boss is just meat ))
Adric Kain: (( I think it's half that and half him being screwed once people got into melee ))
Serra: (( Sounds like gilgathorn had hilarious power except when things are in his face. ))
Forge: (( To be fair I don't think the module expected four to five melee heavy hitters with fuck-you auras to surround him as fast as we did ))
Imban: GO TO SLEEP EVERYONE. I'LL ACTUALLY RUN A FULL THING NEXT WEEK AND WE'LL FINISH THIS UP.
Adric Kain: (( Ok! ))
Taemhain: (( k! ))
Serra: (( kay ))
Forge: (( Right-o ))
* Imban sinks back into the fountain, spitting out Gilgathorn's skull first.
Faiz: (( Aw. ))
Stuph is disconnected.
Imban: In Imban's wake, reality seems to have mildly altered...!
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 0 hit points.
* Adric Kain mounts the skull on....something.
Faiz: (( ...heheh ))
Iris Alderi: (( I think part of what fucked him was Faiz becoming chernobyl ))