Stuph has connected.

Threden has connected.

Imban has connected.

Tilus has connected.

Blaine has connected.

Yuu Inohara has connected.

Fleed has connected.

Forge: (( Every time I load the map in I just stare at that weird fountain puzzle room and get Water Temple flashbacks ))

Imban:

SKREEEEEeeeeeeeeeee~

Mechalomaniac: (( HI IMBAN ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( SCREEE ))

Imban:

Last time on SCales of War, our heroes defeated a group of gnolls led by... a shadar-kai, strangely enough.

Taemhain: (( boom ))

Imban:

They were also mostly using shadar-kai greatswords.

Imban:

Ahead of them lies Fangren, and their goal...! ...but they also haven't been to an entire half of the dungeon.

Fleed: (( We're sorryyyyy~ ))

Imban: (( No need to apologize, just stating your options~ ))

Taemhain: (( well if everyone had just come to my room >.> ))

Iris Alderi:

(( LOOT ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Faiz wanted to make friends with a door though ))

Serra:

"Let's take a look over there first." (She points to the door leading left on the map.

Fleed: (( Yeah because we totally wanted five other people getting lost finding you instead of just you getting jerked about. ))

Taemhain: (( *makes friends with a different door* ))

Fleed:

UH. OKAY.

Iris Alderi:

(( and having abandonment issues ))

Adric Kain:

Sure. I'm sure this sword can wait a little while longer to become a person again.

Forge: (( "We can't go to the boss room yet, there's more treasure and we don't know if we can come back." ))

Iris Alderi:

Well, it has waited this long, after all

Iris Alderi:

Besides, being a sword is probably more interesting

Taemhain: (( i dont want to get locked out by an autosave ))

Serra: (( XD ))

Taemhain: (( i walked through the door, omg! ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Make a serperate file! ))

Faiz: (( YOU ARE FIRE ))

Forge: (( STUPID CUTSCENE TAKING ME OUT OF THE DUNGEON. THEN BLOWING IT UP. ))

Amyria:

STOP BEING USELESS JERKS AND FREE ME

Taemhain: (( *waits at a corner in case of traps* ))

Adric Kain:

What's the magic word?

Taemhain:

"Finding loot is not useless. I have to pay for armor repairs somehow."

Imban:

There aren't any monsters here, though you think you hear something downstairs.

Serra: (( move your token stuph ))

Serra: (( you're on top of me ))

Imban:

Taemhain squishes Serra.

Faiz:

YOU WEAR ARMOIR?

Serra: (( thanks ))

Taemhain: (( awwww yeah, im on top of serra ))

Forge: (( Look, Taem's a dwarf. He's trying to get a better view. ))

Adric Kain:

So do you.

Serra: (( ;_; ))

Taemhain:

"Well, my beard anvil."

Faiz:

I THOUGHT YOU JUST REFLECTED BLOWS WITH YOUR WEIRD, SPRINGY FLESH.

Taemhain:

"Oh look! There's the room where I got abandoned."

Faiz: (( And then Stuph was flan. ))

Taemhain: (( ))

* Faiz heads downstairs after the douchecall

Iris Alderi:

You weren't abandonned, simply misplaced.

Forge:

I have been meaning to inqure why you have an anvil in your facial hair.

Adric Kain:

You were only abandoned because the fox girl can't do things simply.

Iris Alderi:

Doing things simply never got anyone anywhere >.>

Taemhain:

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time, ie: I was drunk as hell. And now it just won't come out and I can't cut my beard so I just try to use it as additional armor at this point."

Faiz:

A REAL TACTICIAN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING UNTIL HE'S ALMOST DONE DOING IT, ANYWAY.

Imban: (( Oh, hold on. ))

Imban: (( You're standing on some monsters, but I'm ordering pizza suddenly ))

Adric Kain:

I beg to differ. Doing things simply got Taemhain unlost.

Imban: (( *pushes you all back into the doorway* ))

Adric Kain: (( Where from? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Pizza golems? ))

Imban: (( pizza hut ))

Taemhain: (( oh no, this isnt going to involve a pizza elemental is it? ))

Serra: (( oh noez ))

Adric Kain:

Order me a P-Zone

Adric Kain: (( OOC that ))

Adric Kain: (( Though Adric wants one too ))

Iris Alderi:

(( also clearly we're standing int their spawn point to redirect them into a more favorable position :WesnothTactics: ))

Faiz: (( CUT-TER-RO-I-DO ))

Taemhain: (( but hows he going to get them to deliver it to another state? ))

Faiz: (( CUT-TER-RO-I-DO ))

Adric Kain: (( Look it's Imban. He has his mysterious ways ))

Taemhain: (( that is true ^^ ))

Iris Alderi:

(( And then Mecha's home was invaded by pizza golems ))

Adric Kain: (( They wouldn't stand a chance ))

Forge: (( If we camp this area the enemies will just spawn at the landing pad and have to come from the stairs or the outside. ))

Forge: (( Then we put the Decoy up to distract them! ))

Imban: (( (( also clearly we're standing int their spawn point to redirect them into a more favorable position :WesnothTactics: )) ))

Taemhain: (( is the decoy Kuro? ))

Imban: (( It will be more favorable to them since I'll spawn them behind you :| ))

Threden: (( The decoy is Yuu. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

Taemhain: (( ok ))

Imban: (( okay, pizza is taken care of ))

Imban:

At the bottom of the second staircase is a crescent-shaped chamber set with three doors, its walls and floors stained red-black with dried blood. The stench of rot and filth is overwhelming, a number of gnolls apparently oblivious to it as they argue among themselves.

Imban:

Do any of you speak gnoll?

Serra: (( Newp. ))

Taemhain: (( nope ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Abyssal? ))

Adric Kain: (( Nope ))

Imban: (( ...apparently Gnoll is, in fact, Abyssal ))

Faiz: (( YES ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I was just pointint that out since uh... Its one of the banned languages unless you are a gnoll ))

Imban: (( "If a PC speaks gnoll..." > gnolls only know Common and Abyssal ))

Forge: (( They took some classes at the Learning Annex. ))

Imban: (( So, uh, welp ))

Faiz: (( Hey, well we all speak common~ ))

Taemhain: (( well im pretty sure we all know common ))

Imban: (( THESE ARE SPEAKING ABYSSAL BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD GUYS ))

Adric Kain: (( Did 4e ever cover how to actually learn more languages? ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Blar, we cannot eat the prisoners, but they look so tasty. Fangren's orders.

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( I think you can take it as a feat or something ))

Serra: (( you can with a feat, yes ))

Taemhain: (( yeah im pretty sure its a feat thing ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))

Wicked Fang Guard 2:

Hey, there's this guy made out of armor standing next to me.

Serra: (( also a couple backgrounds let you pick up another language ))

Threden: (( Oh look, another Maullar. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( But that would require taking a feat for just htat ))

Faiz:

'SUP, DUDER.

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

And this dwarf with a massive anvil in his beard next to me.

Taemhain:

"Oh, they noticed us."

Wicked Fang Keeper:

YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST GUARDS.

Iris Alderi:

So they did

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( Initiative >_> ))

* Taemhain waves.

Iris Alderi:

Shall we kill them?

Iris Alderi:

Initiative: « 1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24 »

Adric Kain:

roll 1d20+10 Initiative

Faiz:

Initiative (within range of Adric) = 7       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 6

Iris Alderi:

(( welp ))

Forge:

Initiative • None • Ikuze! Ima ga sono toki da Initiative = 22       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 9

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8

Faiz: (( TILUS WHY ))

Taemhain: (( sad ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+4 Zukyuuu~n! => 19 + 4 = 23

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+10 Initiative THIS ISN'T SCHALA => 13 + 10 = 23

Iris Alderi:

(( there's my good roll for the day ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+6+1 Let's Robattle => 5 + 6 + 1 = 12

Faiz:

Initiative = 25       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 5

Serra: (( and there goes mine. ))

Forge: (( Whoops that was me ))

Forge: (( Trying to figure out how to view macros Fleed has to copy the template ))

Taemhain: (( you guys can shoot past us right? >.> ))

Serra: (( yes ))

Threden: (( Impersonate him ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh hey, the sword somehow got into the cell ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Wicked Fang Maullar => 1 + 4 = 5

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Wicked Fang Guard => 19 + 7 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Wicked Fang Guard => 20 + 7 = 27

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 WIcked Fang Keeper => 20 + 9 = 29

Forge: (( I can't while he's actively being impersonated I imagine ))

Taemhain: (( *stands around and gets punched some, yay* ))

Threden: (( You can. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Wicked Fang Lasher => 15 + 11 = 26

Iris Alderi:

(( those double twenties ))

Serra: (( and now the DM burns his enemies' good rolls on init ))

Forge: (( Hah, you think Kid will give us good combat rolls ))

Taemhain: (( im ok with that, i only have like 20 ac ))

Forge: (( AND NOW I AM YOU. ))

Forge: (( Well it sure doesn't show his macros when I do that ))

Iris Alderi:

(( except with yellow text ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Umb is the worst as impersonating ))

Forge: (( Ah well, moot point ))

Threden: (( Then try selecting his icon and using the Selection tab. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

"Hmph. If you guards are inept, I'll do it myself."

Iris Alderi:

(( Yes, just uh... Walk up into my line of fire~ ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

The keeper throws a bag of caltrops at Iris!

Forge: (( Oh hey that actually does list it ))

Taemhain: (( oh, you can also right click and then go their macros in the menu that pops up, so youd have to find the specific one you want but it should be too hard ))

Iris Alderi:

(( aaa ))

Iris Alderi:

(( what do caltrops do in 4e? ))

Threden: (( Instant death for you. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( That area is difficult terrain until the end of the battle, but you can optionally ignore it... and take 1d6+4 damage. ))

Taemhain: (( poke you in the foot i hope ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

He then rains handaxes down upon the party!

Iris Alderi:

(( Well I don't really need to move when my turn comes so ))

Faiz: (( What if your feet are like roughly a foot above ground because you have ridiculous robot armor on? ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( STABED ))

Iris Alderi:

(( and sand ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Taemhain => 13 + 13 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Faiz => 8 + 13 = 21

Threden: (( They're THAT LONG ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Iris => 12 + 11 = 23

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( (vs. AC) ))

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 11 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

Iris Alderi loses 11 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( Does uh... Anyone give +2 AC passively? ))

Wicked Fang Guard 2:

Grrrr...!

Taemhain: (( only when youre bloodied and adjacent to me ))

* Wicked Fang Guard 2 attempts to skewer Faiz!

Faiz:

THAT WAS PROBABLY THE LEAST OPTIMAL SPOT YOU COULD'VE PICKED, I GOTTA SAY.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC Actually he doesn't, that'd be dumb, he just slashes => 11 + 13 = 24

* Imban rolls: 1d12+7 => 10 + 7 = 17

Faiz:

Faiz loses 17 hit points.

* Wicked Fang Lasher 3 whips Taemhain around the arm!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude, Drag Around => 17 + 12 = 29

* Imban rolls: 2d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12

Taemhain: (( wheeeee ))

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 12 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( whoops ))

Taemhain: (( well now i dont have to worry about being in the way! ))

* Wicked Fang Guard 1 stabs Faiz.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 19 + 13 = 32

* Imban rolls: 1d12+7 => 11 + 7 = 18

Faiz:

Faiz loses 18 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( What are these rolls? ))

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Serra: (( I think kid has decided to mock my earlier statement. ))

Taemhain: (( clearly ))

* Iris Alderi carefully maneuvers around the caltrops and fires off a shot at the Keeper dude.

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+14 = 1 + 14 = 15 » vs. AC

Iris Alderi:

(( What the fuck? ))

Serra: (( NYAH NYAH I'M GONNA KEEP GIVING THE BAD GUYS GOOD ROLLS etc ))

Imban: (( That would have been at -2, but your wagic weapon rolled a 1 anyawy. ))

Threden: (( So we're all going to plan to take an extended rest before the boss room, right? ))

Serra has received initiative.

Threden: (( HOW WAGIC ))

Taemhain: (( yes ))

Taemhain: (( how else are we going to get ambushed by the dude ))

Adric Kain: (( Probably but don't blow dailys because of that ))

Serra:

"So I see you have all bunched yourselves up. Have a taste of this, then!"

Forge: (( I actually may blow one Daily just because of the size of this room ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Fang Keeper, vs Will => 19 + 12 = 31

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Fang Guard 1, vs Will => 5 + 12 = 17

* Wicked Fang Keeper is now a Fang Loser

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Dishearten @ Fang Guard 2, vs Will => 14 + 12 = 26

Taemhain: (( woot ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+6 Damage, -2 to attack rolls until the end of my next turn => 6 + 6 = 12

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 12 hit points.

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

Wicked Fang Guard 1 loses 12 hit points.

Threden: (( I'm planning to teleport into the room ))

Wicked Fang Guard 2:

Wicked Fang Guard 2 loses 12 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh yeah, give Tilus the good rolls >.> ))

Serra: (( Done ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Forge: (( I'm planning a totally rad teleport action point stupid waste of my weak-ass L1 Daily combo ))

Iris Alderi:

(( (no) ))

Adric Kain:

Hmm, well let's make a path at least.

Adric Kain: (( Should I push the one in front of faiz or the one above? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( half tempted to burn my mortar's daily if I ever actually hit ))

Threden: (( I don't think it matters. ))

* Adric Kain magics at Fang Guard 1

Forge: (( I would say I am gonna miss my L1 Daily but it's really damn weak ))

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 9   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 9 Hit: You push the target 2 (+1) squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Adric Kain: (( Not that it matters ))

Imban:

The sound comes out as a sad trombone.

Iris Alderi:

(( THough if Taem wasn't in there we could fall back and make THEM tread on the caltrops ))

Serra: (( TPIR losing horns ;_; ))

Forge has received initiative.

Taemhain: (( too bad ))

* Forge rolls up his sleeves and starts crackling with electricity.

Forge:

I do not like being confined behind a chokepoint.

* Forge turns into a bolt of lightning and appears behind a dog.

Forge:

Hello there.

Forge:

Arc of the Flashing Storm • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Lightning, Psionic, Teleportation Electrigger Attack = 19 vs. Ref       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 26   Lightning       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 9 Hit: Push target 2 squares. They take -2 to attack rolls until end of your next turn.

Wicked Fang Guard 2:

Wicked Fang Guard 2 loses 26 hit points.

Taemhain: (( oh man, more targets ))

Forge: (( Ok is pushing him gonna screw with you, Stuph? ))

Taemhain: (( nah ))

Forge: (( I don't want to get you flanked ))

Forge: (( Action pointo! ))

Taemhain: (( well people will just have to murder it then ))

* Forge gathers more electricity, becoming enveloped in it.

Forge:

Forked Lightning Ki Focus • Free • None Ride the lightning! Effect: Melee attack deals lightning damage instead of its normal damage.

Forge:

Choukyuu!

Forge:

Haou!

Taemhain: (( ooh actually i can use my bloodied attack on it :3 ))

Forge:

DEEEENEEEEIDAAAAAN!!

Forge:

Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic Choukyuu Haou Deneidan Attack = 20 vs. Ref       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 20   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 9

* Wicked Fang Keeper evades.

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 6 + 12 = 18

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 1 + 12 = 13

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 20 + 12 = 32

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

Wicked Fang Guard 1 loses 20 hit points.

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 6 + 12 = 18

Iris Alderi:

(( well, one crit >>

Serra: (( roll crit on the CHD ))

Faiz: (( Well you fucked up the lasher, at least. ))

Wicked Fang Mauler 3:

Wicked Fang Mauler 3 loses 20 hit points.

* Blaine rolls: 2d6 => 6

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( and yeah, I need to know the crit damage ))

Forge: (( 6 extra lightnin' ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( it's not 26, unless you happened to roll max damage ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( since it's max damage +6 ))

Forge: (( Oh, uh.. 12+9+6 so 27 ))

Forge: (( It was really damn close to max damage already ))

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Wicked Fang Lasher 3 loses 27 hit points.

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( So it was. ))

* Forge appears from the flash, and punches the Mauler 3 in the dog junk

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.

Wicked Fang Mauler 3:

Wicked Fang Mauler 3 loses 8 hit points.

Faiz: (( Don't you get +damage for critting with those, too? ))

Forge: (( That was the 6 ))

Adric Kain: (( He rolled it ))

Faiz: (( Oh, thought it was a different effect. Carry on~ ))

Threden has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Welp, Forge did a thing. ))

Taemhain: (( more like a murder ))

Iris Alderi:

(( A murder is like a thing ))

Forge: (( Mostly I wanted to get into the room, but this one is so small and compact I could get max effect from my Daily ))

Forge: (( Which rarely gets used now ))

Threden: (( Attacking guard #2 first. ))

Threden:

Drawing foe.

Threden:

Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: You pull the target one square. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Wicked Fang Guard 2:

Wicked Fang Guard 2 loses 11 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( Half tempted to burn my FUCKING PORTALS if we're going to have a rest and camp out here ))

Taemhain: (( uhh, why did the bloodied one move? ))

Threden: (( I pulled it. ))

Wicked Fang Guard 1: (( Because Threden yoinked it ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Forge: (( I'm not out to BURN ALL THE DAILIES but SLM gets so little use now because of the weak damage. Just 2d6 when I can do 2d10s with Encounters ))

Taemhain: (( hitting number 2 ))

Taemhain:

Blood Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon · Blood calls to blood. Your pain and your enemy's give strength to your assault. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 30   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 15

Iris Alderi:

(( Well like, this is one of the few types of rooms that would actually CALL for this daily ))

Forge: (( Granted it can hit a large number of people ))

Iris Alderi:

(( SInce its its main thing is shooting around corners ))

Taemhain: (( and... ))

Taemhain:

Mordenkrad Zapper · Free Action · · Personal Wham! Zap! Damage = 2   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Trigger: Upon successful melee attack. Effect: The target and each enemy within 2 squares of a target take 1d6 lightning damage.

Wicked Fang Guard 2:

Wicked Fang Guard 2 loses 30 hit points.

Taemhain: (( pfft, good job weapon daily that i never use ))

* Wicked Fang Guard 2 squish

Forge: (( I imagine if we ever ran into a room just full of minions I could slay the shit out of them handily ))

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

Wicked Fang Guard 1 loses 2 hit points.

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Wicked Fang Lasher 3 loses 2 hit points.

Wicked Fang Mauler 3:

Wicked Fang Mauler 3 loses 2 hit points.

Faiz: (( Well it did hit everyone. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 2 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( It killed a thing I think ))

Taemhain: (( no my attack killed it ))

Faiz has received initiative.

* Wicked Fang Guard 2 is crushed under a kittenban on a stick.

* Faiz GAO

Faiz:

EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal CHARGE UP!! Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.

Faiz:

EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal READY!! Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.

Taemhain: (( ))

* Faiz glaives it up on Guard 1

Faiz:

Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ. Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 14 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 11 Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.

Faiz: (( WHY THE FUCK HAS EVERYTHING I'VE ROLLED THUS FAR BEEN 1 ))

Faiz: (( EAT A GODDAMN DICK ))

* Wicked Fang Guard 1 refuses to eat a dick

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Hey I rolled a 1 too ))

Serra: (( there's been... a few 1s rolled on our side thus far. ))

* Wicked Fang Mauler 3 backhands Forge in the face for hitting him the balls. Seriously, what kind of jerk hits someone in the balls?

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 18 + 10 = 28

* Imban rolls: 1d6+8 => 3 + 8 = 11

Forge:

Forge loses 11 hit points.

Serra: (( mecha rolled a 1 on staggering note, one of blaine's CHD attacks was a 1... ))

* Wicked Fang Mauler 3 knocks Forge prone!

* Wicked Fang Mauler 3 then stabs Forge while he's down, because MAN is Forge a dick. :

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh goody more of this ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))

Forge: (( Really, he can prone on it too? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 14 + 12 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d12+8 => 2 + 8 = 10

Forge:

Forge loses 10 hit points.

Forge: (( Welp. ))

Imprisoned Curate:

Oh god, please save us!

Iris Alderi:

(( This all seems SO familiar ))

Imprisoned Landowner:

Don't get stabbed! D:

Imprisoned Sage:

Save me too! T_T

Faiz:

SHUT THE HELL UP

Forge: (( Yeah fuck Tumbling Dodge, nothing ever JUST hits me with melee ))

Taemhain:

"KInd of busy!"

Forge: (( I get no use out of this power ))

Adric Kain: (( Nope. ))

Forge: (( and I'm super invested in Acrobatics, so if I can't get more than 3 out of it at this level nobody can ))

* Wicked Fang Keeper rains axes down on Taemhain, Threden, and Faiz.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Taem => 13 + 11 = 24

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. 3den => 8 + 11 = 19

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. 555 => 8 + 11 = 19

Serra: (( is this including the -2 to hit? ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( yes ))

Serra: (( kay ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( not that it changes things ))

Iris Alderi:

(( VS. 555! ))

Taemhain: (( it would hit me anyway ))

* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 9 + 5 = 14

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 14 hit points.

* Wicked Fang Keeper retreats a bit.

Taemhain: (( as usual! 1 point short of bloodied ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Damn it ))

* Wicked Fang Guard 2 is dead, goes to Kittenban's Maw.

Iris Alderi:

(( so hey Fleed ))

Faiz: (( ...? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( next turn, double shifter ))

Faiz: (( Okay. ))

* Wicked Fang Lasher 3 flays Forge to shreds.

Faiz: (( Oh hey guess what I just noticed that will INFURIATE ME, IMBAN ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 19 + 16 = 35

* Imban rolls: 3d8+7 => 20 + 7 = 27

Forge:

Forge loses 27 hit points.

Forge: (( Sure he can hit me from that far away ))

Serra: (( OF COURSE. ))

Taemhain: (( @.@ ))

Forge: (( And kill me instantly ))

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Forge takes ongoing 10, and also dies.

* Wicked Fang Lasher 3 shifts

Forge: (( Because fuck you just isn't enough anymore ))

Iris Alderi:

(( fucking dice man ))

Threden: (( Well, you did toss yourself right in the middle of the enemy pack, far from support. ))

* Wicked Fang Guard 1 slices at Threden in vain.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 11 + 11 = 22

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Threden: (( I can't SD you that far away. ))

Faiz: (( It's less that, more "You want to play this module? FUCK YOU" ))

Wicked Fang Guard 1: (( naah, that was a classic case of "striker moves away from all the tanks" ))

Forge: (( I didn't really count on these two being able to attack me three times total and just instakill me. ))

Serra: (( Luckily, I now have the raise dead ritual. ))

Threden: (( How is it less that? He died because he ran off on his own. The module has nothing to do about that. ))

Serra: (( So I can bring Forge back. ))

Adric Kain: (( Is he deaddead? ))

Taemhain: (( yay ))

Forge: (( Luckily YOU CAN FUCKING HEAL ME ))

Faiz: (( To be fair you can't actually die die. ))

Imban: (( no, that's the skull, not the DEAD ))

Serra: (( Oh. ))

Imban: (( He "just" needs heal ))

Threden: (( Also, uh. We've fought the Maullars already. They did that to you before. ))

Faiz: (( Also yeah you might want to bust a healing cap in his dome, Lechise. ))

Forge: (( Also excuse me trying to get some use out of my shit-ass Daily for once. ))

Serra: (( I just saw Imban use the term DEAD and, well. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( yeah thats going to be a thing ))

Iris Alderi:

(( someone kill fang guard1 ))

Faiz: (( Considering it is your turn and all. ))

Forge: (( And I don't remember the Maulers doing that because we play so infrequently and everything in this game so far as a different flavor of bullshit to it ))

Faiz: (( Right now. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh huh... Fuck )0

Iris Alderi:

(( Uhh ))

Imban: (( I will be trying to run every week again, btw ))

Faiz: (( Just shift left, you should have line of sight. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( yeah I can't reach him at all ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I don't think ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I can get to here: ))

Faiz: (( ...Why? ))

Imban: (( Why not just do it from here? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Or wait, I could just BARELY reach him hang on ))

Iris Alderi:

(( its close burst 5 ))

Faiz: (( IMMEDIATE LEFT OF YOU IS FIVE SQUARES AWAY FROM FORGE ))

Iris Alderi:

(( is it? ))

Threden: (( Yes. ))

Taemhain: (( yes, learn to maths ))

Iris Alderi:

(( blah for some reason I was thinking it wouldn't work at this angle ))

Imban: (( in one of those funny quirks of 4e math, Iris actually didn't step any closer to forge ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Uh, surge + 11 + « 2d6 = 5 » ))

Taemhain: (( lol ))

Taemhain: (( lets just go with it at this point ))

Forge: (( How does this work again, my surge isn't used up yet? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( yeah ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, you don't use a surge for this. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Instead someone has to burn a surge after this to replenish my uses of the healing power ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Anyone, but probably me ))

Adric Kain: (( I probably can ))

Faiz: (( But yeah that's like... +32 HP or somethin'. ))

Adric Kain: (( I have 7 still ))

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 32 hit points.

Forge: (( Taem has a bunch as well ))

Taemhain: (( yeah, im rolling in em ))

Forge: (( And we could be uber dicks and suggest you take one of Azar's ))

Taemhain: (( snrk ))

Iris Alderi:

(( But yeah I've been playing 3.Imban for the past few weeks where doing things at that angle is kinda, no ))

Imban: (( Kittenban refuses to release Azar from its mouth for that purpose. ))

Taemhain: (( i am ok with loaning mine ))

Serra: (( We're extended resting before the boss room, right? ))

Faiz: (( Hey, let's be fair: he won't be here before we take our next rest...! ))

Taemhain: (( we sure are ))

Taemhain: (( so i guess that was y uu's turn then? ))

Imban: (( So Yuu, are you going to take a standard action? ))

Serra: (( Then it wouldn't matter if you ganked from him or not. He'll just get his surges back before he comes back, assuming we get that far. ))

Imban: (( It shouldn't have been . ))

Taemhain: (( i dont know how this healing thing works, i never made my leader >.> ))

Iris Alderi:

(( yeah ))

Imban: (( Serra> it would matter in terms of everyone running out ))

Faiz: (( You can't... like, Magic Weapon somethin'? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( since I don't think I can pull out scythe, activate it AND use my shifting in one action ))

Faiz: (( No that's gonna be a full turn. Just do it next turn. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh right that thing is still alive ))

Forge: (( You could shoot the dog in the face from there with gun ))

Taemhain: (( indeed ))

* Iris Alderi fires off a shot at Guard 1

Threden: (( Or any enemy. ))

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+14 = 9 + 14 = 23 » vs. AC

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Damage): « 1d10+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 » damage

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

Wicked Fang Guard 1 loses 11 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( HAVE SOME BOOSTS ))

Iris Alderi:

(( +1 to hit, +4 Damage ))

Iris Alderi:

(( to adjacent ))

Forge: (( I think Guard 1 is the only one in clear shooting range from there ))

Serra has received initiative.

Forge: (( Maaaaaybe Mauler 3 ))

Imban: (( I would have given all the others cover ))

* Serra moves down, carefully navigating her way around the caltrops.

Threden: (( What's the range? If it's 5, Maullar can be hit, since it's a straight line. ))

Imban: (( can be, yes, but that's shooting through foes ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I already shot so ))

Imban: (( so -2 ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Also brb food ))

Threden: (( It... is? ))

Taemhain: (( ye ))

Threden: (( The only thign between Iris and Maullar is me. ))

Serra:

"And now have a dose of this! Your time is nigh!"

Faiz: (( Also on stairs. ))

Faiz: (( If anything that should clear a shot. ))

Imban: (( I guess ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Guard 1, vs Will => 8 + 12 = 20

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Lasher 3, vs Will => 16 + 12 = 28

Serra:

roll 2d6+6+4 Damage, target is slowed until the end of my next turn, Taemhein gets a +2 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of my next turn

* Tilus rolls: 2d6+6+4 Damage, target is slowed until the end of my next turn, Taemhein gets a +2 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of my next turn => 10 + 6 + 4 = 20

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

Wicked Fang Guard 1 loses 20 hit points.

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Wicked Fang Lasher 3 loses 20 hit points.

Serra: (( Against those two targets. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Serra: (( Done. ))

Taemhain: (( im planning to encounter power lasher 3 so... ))

* Adric Kain tries to music Guard 1 again!

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 31 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 9   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 9 Hit: You push the target 2 (+1) squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

Wicked Fang Guard 1 loses 9 hit points.

Wicked Fang Guard 1:

Ow, my eardrums.

* Wicked Fang Guard 1 dies

* Adric Kain moves forward slowly.

Forge has received initiative.

Forge:

Forge loses 10 hit points.

Imban:

Forge leaks fluids.

Faiz: (( Stuph don't move directly up because I'm gonna go charge up there and mark Mauler so he's off Blaine's back. ))

Taemhain: (( im planning to not move at all ))

Faiz: (( Fair enough~! ))

* Forge gets up.

Faiz: (( ...ugh, we should all have Action Points, right? ))

Serra: (( We do. ))

Imban: (( yes, except Forge ))

Forge:

Alright.. that was not so wise.

Forge:

Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse. Effect: Gain 7 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 7 HP.

* Blaine rolls: 1d20 => 14

Iris Alderi:

(( Back, how fucked are we? ))

Taemhain: (( not very? ))

Faiz: (( Don't forget you also get a +2 to ongoing damage saves, not that you needed it this time. ))

Serra: (( Not very, no. Besides Blaine getting gangbeat we've got this pretty well under control. ))

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( Also that reparation apparatus is proving to be rather useful ))

Iris Alderi:

(( too bad it doesn't work on Faiz ))

* Forge hops up and attempts to dropkick this damn dog.

Forge:

Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Dynamite Kick Attack = 25 vs. Ref       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 20   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 9 Hit: Target takes an extra 1 if at full health.

Wicked Fang Mauler 3:

Wicked Fang Mauler 3 loses 20 hit points.

Forge: (( He cannot make opportunity attacks against me this turn, and I get to move my speed +2. Full disciplines~ ))

Forge: (( I'm over here now. ))

Forge:

Next time I attempt to do that, stop me.

Adric Kain:

Will do.

Faiz:

BUT THAT LOOKED SO FUN.

Threden has received initiative.

Threden:

STATEMENT: Unit Forge, that course of action was unwise.

Threden:

Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon You charge the enemy with extra force. Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 14 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Taemhain:

"Yeah, probably not a good idea to repeat that."

Iris Alderi:

You have quite the mastery over the obvious

* Wicked Fang Keeper parries with a shortsword of shadar-kai make.

Taemhain has received initiative.

Taemhain:

Escalating Violence · Standard · Primal, Weapon · Come at me! I'll bite your legs off! Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 29   Physical       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 13 Hit: If you take damage before the start of your next turn, you gain +2 to the attack and damage rolls of your next attack.

Taemhain: (( bang ))

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Wicked Fang Lasher 3 loses 29 hit points.

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Wicked Fang Lasher 3 loses 2 hit points.

Taemhain: (( and second winding ))

* Wicked Fang Lasher 3 has violence escalated against him, ow D:

Taemhain:

Taemhain is healed and gains 20 hit points.

Faiz has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( VIOLENCE'D ))

Taemhain:

"Let's be friends!"

* Faiz DUAL WIELD GREATSWORD STYLE GO

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal SMASHING. Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

"Awooooo T_T"

Forge: (( ....OH MAN. I KNOW WHAT I'M RETRAINING TUMBLING DODGE INTO. THE FACT I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE WITH THIS PARTY IS SHOCKING. ))

* Faiz chargedown the lasher!

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon EARTH TWISTER BREAK!! Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 15 Damage = 33   Physical       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 17

Wicked Fang Lasher 3: (( wait what ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Supreme Flurry? ))

Forge: (( GUIDED SHOT. ONE ALLY WHO MISSES AC IN A BURST OF 5 GETS TO MAKE IT HIT REFLEX ))

Wicked Fang Lasher 3: (( where did you charge from ))

Wicked Fang Lasher 3: (( Hell no ))

Faiz: (( WHAT? ))

Forge: (( YOU GUYS LOVE THE AC ))

Faiz: (( Fuckin' bullshit, explain. ))

Faiz: (( Oh, that's the lasher. Whoops. ))

Faiz: (( I did mean to go up there to the north enemy, thought that was lasher, hurr. ))

Imban: (( Oh, you meant the mauler? ))

Adric Kain: (( I'm pretty sure I told you about that before. ))

Wicked Fang Mauler 3:

Wicked Fang Mauler 3 loses 33 hit points.

Wicked Fang Mauler 3:

OH GOD OW

Faiz:

ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal I'M NOT DONE YET!! Effect: Gain another Standard Action.

* Faiz DUAL WIELD GREATSWORD STYLE GO

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Wicked Fang +3 • Minor • Armory • Personal NOW OUR DESIRE FOR YOUR BLOOD!! Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d8 damage; +3 proficiency; +3 attack/damage; +3d8 damage on crit; weapon adds +3 to any ongoing damage it inflicts; Exenterator

Iris Alderi:

(( And now they taste their own medicine ))

Faiz:

Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal REV UP!! Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.

Faiz:

Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Close Burst 1 IMPACT!! Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 16 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 13 Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 3 damage.

Faiz:

EX Attack = 33       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 16

Faiz: (( They're dead now. ))

Wicked Fang Mauler 3: (( I don't feel like letting you kill both of them, so I will interpret it in my favor ))

Wicked Fang Mauler 3:

Wicked Fang Mauler 3 loses 14 hit points.

Faiz: (( Hey, no, fuck you. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Are you sure? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( try blowing it up a few more times ))

Faiz: (( Seriously, though? That's being a dick. ))

Imban: (( A bit, but when there's no target call, I don't always feel it necessary to choose the most favorable rolls. ))

Imban: (( Should put down the Daiya burst, though. ))

Imprisoned Sage:

Aaaaah fighting is scary

Serra: (( Should've marked lasher 3 ))

Taemhain: (( *shrug* ))

Faiz: (( What do you mean should've? ))

* Wicked Fang Keeper stabs Threden in the face.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 20 + 13 = 33

Serra: (( W-Well, I, uhh, umm, just was making sure you were paying attention *dash* ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6+17 => 4 + 17 = 21

Threden:

Threden loses 20 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( Ow ))

Serra: (( Oww indeed. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Threden is knocked prone with sudden face-stabbing!

* Wicked Fang Keeper then declares Threden under arrest and handcuffs him.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Fortitude => 2 + 14 = 16

* Wicked Fang Keeper handcuffs himself.

Faiz: (( The Wardens can't warden but the Keepers can? ))

Faiz: (( What a bunch of weirdos. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain Drag Around => 4

* Wicked Fang Lasher 3 does not

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Faiz's AC, WHIP TO DA FASE => 8 + 14 = 22

Faiz: (( 23 AC, doesn't hit. ))

Faiz: (( +1 from charge attack. ))

Wicked Fang Lasher 3: (( Oh, ok ))

* Wicked Fang Lasher 3 sads

Faiz: (( Just forgot to update it in my RAGE FOR YOU ))

Forge: (( Man I can't get over how dumb I feel now that I went with Tumbling Dodge over Guided Shot. ))

* Wicked Fang Guard 1 is a corpse, goes into Kittenban's mouth.

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

* Wicked Fang Mauler 3 is too.

Imban: (( brb, having another pizza ))

Adric Kain: (( Fatban ))

Serra: (( ...another pizza? ))

* Iris Alderi raises her gun towards Threden "You may wish to hold still for a moment, my mechanical friend, this may feel slightly odd." She said in a deadpan before firing off a shell that vanishes into him through a portal and then back out at an upward angle through a second, spinning towards the keeper.

Iris Alderi:

FUCKING PORTALS (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18 » vs. AC

Iris Alderi:

FUCKING PORTALS (Damage): « 3d10+6 = 15 + 6 = 21 »

Forge: (( My greatest strength in this party is I hit Reflex errday, while a lot of you guys LIKE FLEED have to target AC. And I could have had an Encounter utility that targets a close burst 10 as an immediate interrupt to make it hit Ref instead ))

Iris Alderi:

(half damage)

Taemhain: (( hey, i didnt design my barbarian powers @.@ ))

Iris Alderi:

(( and also as long as threden is within 10 squares of me and has line of effect he counts as the origin of my my ranged attacks ))

Forge:

I'm more beating myself up that I could have been a lot more useful to the group had I taken that and not Tumbling Dodge

Imban: (( Another ENTIRE PIZZA, in one bite. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Nom ))

Forge: (( OOC that ))

Threden: (( Fatty. ))

Serra: (( oh that imban ))

Iris Alderi:

(( did any of my attack go through through the chatter? ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 10 hit points.

Imban: (( I think so? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Alright ))

Iris Alderi:

(( the chat box is REALLY tiny on my end so stuff scrolls past quickly :/ ))

Serra has received initiative.

* Serra treads carefully forward.

* Serra glares fiercely at the Fang Keeper. "It's headache time for you!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Keeper, vs Will => 20 + 12 = 32

Serra: (( Ooh, nice. ))

* Wicked Fang Keeper headasplode.

Iris Alderi:

(( massive headache ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d8+26 Damage, -4 to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 7 + 26 = 33

Iris Alderi:

(( Also funnily uh, I can use my scythe for war proxy which... The way that plays out in my head is slightly hilarious ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 33 hit points.

Serra: (( Done ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

* Adric Kain also steps forward carefully

Forge: (( So is it safe to assume you guys have the Lasher taken care of, or do you want me to help? ))

* Adric Kain then points at the Keeper. "Let's get you into a better position!

Adric Kain:

Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies. Attack = 31 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7 Hit: You slide the target 2 (+1) squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +5 power bonus to the attack roll.

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 9 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Which one of Threden and IRis has a better MBA? ))

Forge: (( Umb's prone so you may want to move him more ))

Serra: (( Threden, Iris is ranged. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( the one with a drawn melee weapon ))

Forge: (( And Iris has gun ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I have my gun out right now so ))

Adric Kain:

Forge, hit him.

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( the real answer may be forge ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( not really :/ ))

Forge: (( Well I should have seen that coming ))

Threden: (( Hits. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( oh wait ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( yeah with the +7 and -4 ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( it kinda hits ))

Serra: (( Flanking + my debuff, yeah. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 11 hit points.

Forge: (( Wow, +7? ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( +5 from mecha, +2 flanking ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( and he has -4 all defenses ))

Threden: (( +5 from the power and you're flanking with me. ))

Forge: (( Also ))

Adric Kain: (( +5 from Bluder +2 from Flanking ))

Forge:

Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial Stag Beetle Crusher Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage and is knocked prone.

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 5 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( SUPLEX ))

Forge: (( I've already flurried I think ))

Threden: (( Did you use flurry... ok. ))

Forge has received initiative.

Adric Kain: (( You didn't ))

Forge: (( Doesn't matter! ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Punch him again Rocky! ))

* Forge crackles with electricity, then attempts to curbstomp the Keeper with a thunderous boot.

Forge:

Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder Super Inazuma Kick Attack = 21 vs. Fort       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 19   Thunder       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9 Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 8 Thunder damage.

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 19 hit points.

* Forge twists the heel, just to be a jerk.

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 8 hit points.

Faiz: (( Stuph, you wanna kill the lasher? I'm gonna dailypower the Keeper. ))

Taemhain: (( yeah ))

Threden has received initiative.

Forge: (( Also heals himself a bit with his Stoneskin robe and ends turn ))

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Forge: (( Just temp, which puts me at 12 temp ))

Imban: (( temp doesn't stack with temp ))

Imban: (( so you don't do that. ))

Forge:

Forge loses 5 hit points.

Forge: (( Oh well then nevermind ))

Faiz: (( Wow. That's... incredibly stringent, and makes temp HP fucking useless for the most part, doesn't it. ))

Imban: (( Yup ))

* Threden raises himself back up, and reengages the foe.

Forge: (( It'd be better if I would remember to activate my robe on the first turn ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 32 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5). Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 8 hit points.

Forge: (( Wow fuck you too Kid ))

Faiz: (( One or the other, huh. ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Taemhain:

Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon · With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray. Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12

Taemhain: (( aha ))

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Wicked Fang Lasher 3 loses 18 hit points.

Wicked Fang Lasher 3:

Blarg!!!

Forge: (( Not to sound like a jerk but I notice you very rarely use Encounters, Umb ))

Taemhain:

"Job's done!"

Faiz:

AHAHA.

Forge: (( Or maybe I just never notice ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I don't use them much either ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz: (( He does on occasion but yeah, it's mostly that or the drag. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( though all mine are situational ))

Serra: (( I don't have encounters ;_; ))

* Faiz brandish longsword! "HEY GUESS WHAT

Iris Alderi:

(( Your atwills are encounters ))

Imban: (( noone likes psionic people ))

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon EARTH TWISTER BREAK!! Attack = 36 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 17 Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 20

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 27 hit points.

Faiz:

Exenterator • Free Action • Healing • Personal LET'S SEE YOU BLEED! Trigger: You hit with a weapon attack. Effect: The target of the attack takes 10+3 ongoing damage (save ends).

Forge: (( It might be that I'm jused used to going full tilt with mine because that's where my damage lies ))

Iris Alderi:

(( but yeah, 2 of my encounters are reactions, 2 are saving throws, and 1 is "HEY KILL THIS GUY" ))

Forge: (( just used* ))

* Faiz twists the blade and causes an entirely separate gash. "HAHAAA."

Threden: (( My encounters are a power that has a non-discriminate AoE, a ranged throw, a 1« W = W » that sets me up to support defense, and my other SDs. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( meanwhile my at-wills are "All adjacent to me get a shitton of extra damage or "HEY KILL THIS GUY MORE ACCURATELY" ))

Forge: (( Ah. So it's actually much more viable for you to At-Will. Fair enough. ))

Threden: (( If I'm going to burn an Encounter for 1W, then I might as well just At-Will instead. ))

* Wicked Fang Keeper stand

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 13 hit points.

* Wicked Fang Keeper regain You're Under Arrest

Faiz:

YOU LIKE THIS SWORD?

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3

Faiz:

SOME OF YOU GUYS USED IT EARLIER.

* Wicked Fang Keeper shifts away

Faiz:

NOW YOU DIE HORRIBLY.

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

Forge: (( He can shift? ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( why not? ))

Forge: (( He just got back up ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( yes, as a standard action. ))

Forge: (( Ok fair point ))

* Wicked Fang Keeper sigh, action point, beats the life out of Faiz.

Iris Alderi:

(( thats a lot of life ))

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC Hold this! >:( => 16 + 11 = 27

* Imban rolls: 2d6+7 => 6 + 7 = 13

Iris Alderi:

OBJECTION!! (Immediate Interrupt)

Faiz: (( I feel so loved right now. ))

Iris Alderi:

Shocking Feedback (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 10 + 13 = 23 » vs. AC

Taemhain: (( dwarf stares off into space at a while ))

Iris Alderi:

(( um ))

Forge: (( Threden's already interrupting him I think. I'm fairly sure you can only do one interrupt per attack ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( You hit ))

Iris Alderi:

(( aw ))

Serra: (( Hits because Serra!debuff. ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( And no, you can interrupt someone 7 times, once per each character, on the same action ))

Faiz: (( Unless Umb has Reach he's using Reaction anyway. ))

Iris Alderi:

Shocking Feedback (Damage): « 2d10+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 » (Lightning)

Forge: (( Oh, ok I did not know that ))

Wicked Fang Keeper: (( heck, you can interrupt 14 times if all of you AoO *and* interrupt ))

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 15 hit points.

Faiz:

Faiz loses 13 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( and Faiz gains resist 5 all until the end of your next turn. ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 5 hit points.

* Wicked Fang Keeper still kicks Faiz over

Iris Alderi:

(( Yay lightning barrier ))

Forge: (( Artificer is really a cool class ))

Iris Alderi:

(( It is ))

Serra: (( It definitely is. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 stop bleeding to death, like a loser => 7 + 2 = 9

* Wicked Fang Keeper doesn't

Wicked Fang Keeper:

Wicked Fang Keeper loses 13 hit points.

Forge: (( One of my favorite things about this party is we're a lot of really non-standard ragtag classes so I'm developing an appreciation for them. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( it seems less 'heal dudes' as a leader class and more 'stop them from taking damage and needing healing' and 'buff their attacks so shit dies and they don't need healing' )

Threden: (( Didn't it already take it's damage that turn? ))

Imban:

All enemies have been defeated into Kittenban's mouth.

Faiz: (( Oh that procs at both the start and end of the turn? That is AWESOME. ))

Imban: (( Yeah, but it's DOOMED and was the last enemy. ))

Adric Kain:

And now we can rescue the captives.

Imban: (( No, I just killed it. ))

Faiz: (( Aw. ))

Threden: (( DOOM ))

* Faiz REGEN GO

Taemhain:

"We can't just leave them in there? They were getting pretty needy during the fighting."

Forge:

Forge loses 7 hit points.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Nah, that would be unheroic.

Adric Kain:

And maybe there's a reward.

Threden:

STATEMENT: It was fortutious that we came across this location.

Taemhain:

"Well, ok..."

Forge: (( Singing bonus is what again? ))

* Faiz also figures healing should be in order for himself. Sigh~

Iris Alderi:

(( One thing to note though is, shocking feedback is ranged only, which is why I haven't been using it much since the opportunities to use it have been happening when I have my scythe out ))

Imprisoned Curate:

Don't be jerks! Fangren was going to sacrifice us to his TERRIBLE GOD OF SLAUGHTER, Yeenoghu!

Forge: (( 5? ))

Serra:

"Yes, we really should be getting them out of there."

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 41 hit points.

* Taemhain bashes a lock open unless the dude had the keys.

Iris Alderi:

(( is it thievery to pick locks? ))

* Faiz EXTREME WRESTLEDOOR KIIIIIICK

Faiz:

Athletics = 24       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 15

Imban: (( Strangely, the doors aren't locked at all. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( PFFF ))

Imban: (( Taemhain and Faiz still destroy them, though. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( WORST GUARDS ))

Taemhain:

"Man, these are the worst cage doors."

* Iris Alderi pulls the door open then?

Imban: (( Iris then just opens one and goes ???. ))

Taemhain:

"Well cmon you lot."

Faiz:

GET OUT!!

Imprisoned Sage:

OH GOD

Iris Alderi:

These Gnolls are a rather stupid lot aren't they?

Iris Alderi:

(( Did he just run through the wall? ))

Faiz: (( I am that good at rescuing people. ))

Imprisoned Sage: (( Yes. He was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMLphi7HQU 'd ))

Adric Kain:

They likely kept them in there with threat of foce.

Imprisoned Curate:

Yeah, they said they'd sacrifice the parts they didn't eat if we didn't stay quietly. T_T

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 21 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

Well, you all are free probably, mind the caltrops

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 17 hit points.

Imban:

The caltrops seem to have been reabsorbed into a kittenban.

Iris Alderi:

(( They were actually tiny kittenbans ))

* Taemhain heals up!

Taemhain:

Taemhain is healed and gains 19 hit points.

Forge: (( I'm down to two surges, since I'm not giving up one of them to recover the healboom ))

* Pile of Caltrops? mew.

Forge: (( Not to be greedy but I'm reeeeally trying to conserve what I've got ))

Imprisoned Curate:

"Anyway, the three of us should probably be able to get back to Brindol on our own. It's not that far away."

Iris Alderi:

(( Eh no worries ))

Taemhain:

"Sounds good."

Imprisoned Curate:

"We'll be sure to tell everyone you saved us."

* Imprisoned Landowner nods

Imprisoned Landowner:

"Y-you're always welcome on my property you know!"

Iris Alderi:

(( Hey Umb can I borrow a surge? ))

Serra:

"Take care, and make sure to not get into any scuffles with bears."

Imprisoned Landowner:

"B-bears? There's BEARS in the woods? T_T"

Threden: (( Iris can use one of mine since I still have a bunch. Being AWESOME TANKMAN. ))

Imprisoned Landowner:

"Noone told me about this!"

Adric Kain: (( You can have a surge ))

Faiz:

WE KILLED THEM ALL.

Iris Alderi:

(( AWESOME TANK MAN ))

Imprisoned Landowner:

"Oh... well, that's good."

Iris Alderi:

(( Also when I get the chance I'm getting that +2 Surges feat ))

Imprisoned Landowner:

"Uh. I owe you dinner if you ever show up on my property too then!"

* Faiz re-shifts swords.

* Imprisoned Landowner runs off.

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 20 hit points.

Pile of Caltrops?:

mew?

* Imprisoned Landowner steps... around it.

Iris Alderi:

(( also I look forward to paragon ))

Iris Alderi:

(( when I can just free action heals ))

Faiz: (( I'm not sure if I wanna do a redesign of everyone for Paragon or not, hmm~ ))

Imban:

That taken care of, where to next?

Iris Alderi:

(( You still need to do a design of Iris in the first place ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh also ))

Faiz: (( S-shut up. ))

Taemhain: (( i vote hydro room ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Who all is Arcane here? )

Imban: (( That also takes care of your minor quest for this mission, by the way. ))

Serra: (( I say the room with the water, yeah. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Kulo and Mecha? ))

Forge: (( Well if you do I picture Forge going for the Tien shoulder sash gi ))

Faiz: (( Mechperson and Kuro. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))

Iris Alderi:

(( alright I was thinking of taking Spellcommander ))

Pile of Caltrops?:

mew. :

Faiz: (( Tilus and Blaine are Psionic, Umb, Stuph and I are Primal. ))

Pile of Caltrops?:

:<

Taemhain: (( oh dear ))

* Threden picks up the pile

Serra: (( Aww, that's cute, it's following us. ))

Taemhain:

"Uhh, is that pile of caltrops following us?"

Iris Alderi:

(( which has stuff for giving free basic (as in ranged OR melee) attacks OR letting people use level 1 arcane at wills ))

* Pile of Caltrops? purrs.

Faiz:

...IT'S A KITTY

Taemhain:

"You again?"

* Threden ... pets? the pile?

Faiz:

AHAHAHA~

* Pile of Caltrops? seems to be smaller than the previous one.

Iris Alderi:

That doesn't look like a kitty I do not believe.

Forge:

Cats are not generally piles of spikes

Faiz:

Uh...

Taemhain:

"Well at least this one should be easier to carry around."

Iris Alderi:

I would think Faiz would be able to tell, even.

* Faiz erupts into spikes.

Faiz:

Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1 EARTH WRENCH RIOT!! Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 14 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7 Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.

Iris Alderi:

... Fair enough

Serra:

"As long as it doesn't hurt us or try to devour us in one gulp or anything like that, what's the harm?"

* Pile of Caltrops? parks on Faiz's shoulder.

Forge:

That does not count.

Iris Alderi:

(( and then faiz's face was SPIKES ))

Taemhain: (( oh no! i went in the door! ))

Threden:

DEJECTION: This unit is saddened.

Iris Alderi:

(( Oyster: MOTHERFUCKIN SPIKES ))

Imban:

Oh no!

Faiz: (( YOU FUCKED UP! ))

Faiz: (( YOU FUCKED UP!! ))

Faiz: (( EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!! ))

Serra: (( OH NOEZ ))

Imban:

The ceiling of this huge chamber rises some 60 feet overhead. The sound of rushing water sounds out faintly, a meager reflection of its source—a waterfall descending from an opening in the ceiling to a pool set within a raised platform. Two stone gutters carry water down from the pool into channels in the floor, creating small rivers that flow through circuitous paths in the ground with great speed. Every few seconds, the noise of stone on stone sounds out as these aqueducts in the floor shift to follow a new path.

Iris Alderi:

(( OH GOD WHAT ))

Serra: (( RUIN-TOUCHED ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Stuph what did you do? ))

Serra: (( THE WORST TOUCH ))

Taemhain: (( well no one told me *not* to walk in the door ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5

Faiz: (( I did. ))

Faiz: (( I said you fucked up. ))

Taemhain: (( that was after the fact though >.> ))

Forge: (( Why do I get the feeling we've dealt with giant hyenas before and they were cocks ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 1 cackles and looks hungry.

Faiz: (( LOOK, EITHER BE PSYCHIC OR GET OUT, GOD ))

Iris Alderi:

(( But I thought no one liked psionics ))

Taemhain: (( lol, i warned you guys at the beginning that im sick today! ))

Faiz: (( Eh, we had the poison ones. These are... less poison. ))

Serra: (( and more slaughtery? ))

Adric Kain: (( is it Intiative times now? ))

Taemhain: (( i guess so? ))

Imban: (( Well you could try talking your way out of it... ))

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller:

FORWARD THE WICKED FANG

Iris Alderi:

(( anyone speak abyssal, wait ))

Forge: (( Also gnolls riding hyenas seems as wrong as people riding giant gorillas into battle ))

Faiz: (( "Oops. Sorry." ))

Adric Kain:

No no.

Adric Kain:

Try it again. "For the red hand"

Imban: (( Yeah, no. initiative. ))

Faiz:

Initiative (within range of Adric) = 12       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6

Iris Alderi:

(( ACTION/CONJUCTION THE ADJECTIVE NOUN ))

Taemhain: (( snrk ))

Serra: (( Nobody here speaks abyssal, it's a barred language ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+10 => 8 + 10 = 18

Taemhain:

roll +5

* Stuph rolls: +5 => 5

Forge:

Initiative • None • Ikuze! Ima ga sono toki da Initiative = 11       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 9

* Threden rolls: 1d20+6 Let's Robattle => 13 + 6 = 19

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 augh, so used to schala => 9 + 5 = 14

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+4 Will my init be ruined first!? => 17 + 4 = 21

Iris Alderi:

Initiative: « 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »

Serra: (( No, surprisingly! ))

Forge: (( How does the guy with +5 Dex go last ))

Serra: (( Oh, +1 because mechawidget. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Ruin touch is the worst touch => 13 + 7 = 20

Serra: (( Which I REALLY need to implant into my mind exists. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Ruin touch is the worst touch => 3 + 11 = 14

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Ruin touch is the worst touch => 16 + 11 = 27

Forge: (( I just added the bonus to my Initiative macro ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 First they slaughter you, then they fang you. Wait... => 3 + 8 = 11

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 First they slaughter you, then they fang you. Wait... => 10 + 8 = 18

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 First they slaughter you, then they fang you. Wait... => 7 + 8 = 15

Taemhain: (( well this is gonna suck... ))

Iris Alderi:

(( yarp ))

* Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2 holds action.

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( So, Scythe -> Bloodied -> Shift is full-round right? ))

Faiz: (( Unless you're already wielding it, yes. ))

Faiz: (( This is why I make a point to reset myself to Blood Fury Glaive after each fight. ))

* Iris Alderi frowns, brandishing her scythe, tail bristling as the blade glows red "Alright, lets not screw around with these people." She muttered, pupils narrowing into slits as arcs of red energy shot to Faiz's glaive "Shall we?" She gave a grin before swapping back to GUN (Iris and Faiz get +1 AC/Reflex, +2 Speed till end of encounter)

Iris Alderi:

(( Or until he burns off the Augment Energy on the glaive ))

Serra has received initiative.

Forge: (( Faiz is now a DOUBLE TIGER ))

Faiz: (( And hey if we had a unique packset we could've had an icon for that instead of pinktriangle. ))

Faiz: (( OH~DEAR~ ))

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2: (( OH~DEAR~ ))

Faiz: (( Gonna spend the whole week bugging you about that instead of loot, now. ))

Imban: (( ok! ))

Serra: (( Hmmm ))

Faiz: (( (you jerkface) ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Imban: Just as keikaku ))

Forge: (( This water confuses me, since the channels intersect each other ))

* Serra looks at the corner of her eye, sees a giant hyena just around the corner!

Iris Alderi:

(( MAGIC ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 And Mind Thrusts at it! (vs Will) => 8 + 6 = 14

Imban: (( The water only runs through one set of channels at a time. ))

Serra: (( Alas. ))

Imban: (( Currently it's running through the red channel. ))

Serra: (( Done ))

Taemhain:

"So it really sucks in here, just gonna say."

Imban: (( Sorry. ))

Faiz:

WELL YOU SHOULD BE LESS AWFUL.

Forge: (( Ahhhhh ok ))

* Ruin-Touched Beastcaller shifts on the back of its huge hyena pet.

Taemhain:

"How was I supposed to know the room would have giant hyenas?"

* Ruin-Touched Beastcaller gestures, and a murderous flock of ravens swoops down out of thin air and strikes at the party!

Iris Alderi:

I would think the noise would have tipped you off

Serra: (( what ))

Forge:

I am more curious why giant hyenas are in the same room as an elaborate water feature.

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller: (( burst 3 within 20 ))

Serra: (( sheesh ))

Iris Alderi:

(( BIIIRDS ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Taemhain's Reflex => 1 + 11 = 12

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. 3den's Reflex => 18 + 11 = 29

Iris Alderi:

(( lawl ))

Taemhain: (( yay ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Iris's Reflex => 14 + 11 = 25

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Birds ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Faiz's Reflex => 11 + 7 = 18

Forge: (( MY BIRDS ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh hey my buff was helpful ))

Faiz: (( Nope. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( was it 17 prior? ))

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller:

The thing on Faiz's shoulder attempts to eat the birds, but does not quite.

Faiz: (( Yep. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( aw ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Serra's Reflex => 12 + 11 = 23

Faiz: (( YOU AN AWFUL ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Adric's Reflex => 3 + 11 = 14

* Serra is birds'd

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Forge's Reflex => 19 + 11 = 30

Iris Alderi:

(( No you an awful ))

Forge: (( FUCK YOU KID ))

Taemhain: (( should totally throw the kittenban into the room ))

* Imban rolls: 2d4+5 => 3 + 5 = 8

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 4 hit points.

Serra:

"Oww! Ow! Get off of me! No pecking at my hair!"

Threden:

Threden loses 7 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

Iris Alderi loses 8 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( NOT THE FACE ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 8 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 4 hit points.

Serra:

Serra loses 8 hit points.

Forge:

Forge loses 8 hit points.

* Iris Alderi frowns, looking irritated as the birds peck at her "Well... These Gnolls must enjoy dying quite a lot."

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller:

Everyone but Taem and Adric is blinded by birds pecking at their eyes!

Threden:

This unit does not appreciate this.

Iris Alderi:

(( what ))

Taemhain: (( well that sucks ))

Adric Kain:

Birds, really?

Iris Alderi:

(( is this save ends or just "fuck you buddy" ? ))

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller:

Eeeeveryone suffers ongoing 5 damage!

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller: (( save ends ))

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller: (( (both if you have both, with one save) ))

Threden has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Welp ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+4 Let's save! => 14 + 4 = 18

Forge: (( a burst 3 that blinds and gives ongoing damage, yeah fuck whoever wrote this module. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( And yet they thought the disarm thing was ALL THE BROKEN ))

Faiz: (( Yeah these people are kind of... bad, at thinking up balance. ))

Threden:

Engaging target.

Threden: (( Attacking mount ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 13   Lightning       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5). Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Iris Alderi:

(( Going for the dismount? ))

Slaughterfang Hyena 1:

Slaughterfang Hyena 1 loses 13 hit points.

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller:

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller loses 5 hit points.

Forge: (( Not gonna lie ))

Faiz: (( 'Ey, dis mount, dis mount right here, what an asshole, you ))

Forge: (( For a moment I read that as Ruin-Touched Balllicker ))

* Ruin-Touched Beastcaller roars at Threden!

Iris Alderi:

(( Close enough ))

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller: (( Look, they're dogs ))

Ruin-Touched Beastcaller: (( it... might be true ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Threden:

REPLY: *ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Ow.

Forge:

I did not know Threden spoke gnoll.

Iris Alderi:

(( I am choosing to hear that as the Sinistar roar, complete with the sorta crackly sound rendering ))

Taemhain:

"I think it's a rough guess."

Forge: (( BEWARE ))

Forge: (( I AM SINISTAR ))

Forge: (( RUN ))

Forge: (( RUN ))

Forge: (( RUN ))

Forge: (( *cough* carry on ))

Imban: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO_I6LUlHjQ ))

* Adric Kain musics the Hyena.

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 14 vs. Will       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 11   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Adric Kain:

roll 1d20 Save?

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20 Save? => 15

Forge: (( I wonder, if you push/pull/slide the mount does the rider go with it? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( saved ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 1 laughs with you, negating the pain.

Slaughterfang Hyena 1: (( Yes ))

Forge: (( Aww that's not as funny as I'd hoped ))

Slaughterfang Hyena 1: (( You can only dismount by forcibly moving the rider or teleporting the mount ))

Iris Alderi:

(( can Serra teleport enemies? ))

Forge: (( Or sending the hyena on vacation ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 2 is pushed around by the water.

Serra: (( I can, yes! ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 2 cackles.

Forge: (( "WHERE IS MY MOUNT WHAT IS GOING ON" ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 2 charges at Taemhain!

Iris Alderi:

(( QUICK, LOCK HORNS WITH IT ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 12 + 12 = 24

Taemhain: (( hahahaha ))

Taemhain: (( whack :/ ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+9 => 5 + 9 = 14

Iris Alderi:

(( THAT ISN'T LOCKING HORNS ))

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 14 hit points.

* Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2 ceases holding action to join in on the charging fun

Taemhain: (( yeah, well, i tried! ))

Iris Alderi:

(( CHARGING OFF MY MOUNT ))

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2: (( naah, charging with the mount ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+17 vs. AC lol bonus stacking => 13 + 17 = 30

Iris Alderi:

(( SPINNINH HYENA MISSILE GO ))

* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 9 + 5 = 14

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 14 hit points.

Forge: (( I would call bullshit on that but that's like pissing in the wind now ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Sure is ))

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2: (( it's +14, +2 for combat advantage (due to hyena CA aura) +1 for charging ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 3 is pushed around by the water.

* Slaughterfang Hyena 3 charges at Threden!

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh yay, terrain fuckery ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, I have +17 to attack right now, it's kind of a pain when you can't yell about it anymore. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 3 + 12 = 15

* Slaughterfang Hyena 3 giggles too hard to hit.

Threden: (( Sad boar in water. ))

Slaughterfang Hyena 3: (( should have been +14, but still a miss ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 5 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( MORDER ))

Forge: (( I get +12, fuck all of you ))

Taemhain: (( man, +12 is all i get too ))

Iris Alderi:

(( +14 with magic weapon ))

Iris Alderi:

(( well, gun magic weapon ))

Taemhain: (( im totally burning a daily at this point ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Burn that daily ))

Taemhain:

Silver Phoenix Rage · Standard · Fear, Primal, Rage, Weapon · Your mighty blow erupts in a silver fire as the spirit of the phoenix enters you. As you rage, vitality surges through you to ward you from death. Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 20   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13 Hit: Ongoing 5 fire damage (save ends). Miss: Half damage. Effect: Enter the rage of the silver phoenix. Until the rage ends, you gain regeneration 3. In addition, the first time you drop to 0hp or less, you can spend a healing surge as an immediate interrupt.

Slaughterfang Hyena 2:

Slaughterfang Hyena 2 loses 10 hit points.

Taemhain: (( why do you never hit awesome thing? ; ; ))

* Stuph rolls: 1d20 => 14

Imban: (( or was that at the rider? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( you still deal damage atleast ))

Taemhain: (( hyena ))

Imban: (( ok! ))

Faiz: (( WHY DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER ME, PHOENIX RAGE? ))

Threden: (( It's too busy with cases. ))

* Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 1 shifts forward on its mount and hacks at Threden.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 20 + 16 = 36

* Imban rolls: 1d6+17 => 1 + 17 = 18

Threden:

Threden loses 18 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( HAX ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 1 hit points.

Faiz has received initiative.

* Faiz BRANDISH GO TIME

Faiz:

EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal CHARGE UP!! Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.

Faiz:

EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal READY!! Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 1: (( should save vs. worst stat ))

Iris Alderi:

(( DOUBLE SHIFTER ))

Threden: (( Well hey. At least I now have almost everyone within my tank range. ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 13       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 0

Threden: (( SUPER TANKMAN ))

* Faiz has become ULTRA TIGER

Imban:

Faiz's eyes clear!

Iris Alderi:

(( Everyone target Hyena 2 with reflex, it has none ))

Imban: (( none of them do ))

Imban: (( lemme fix that ))

* Faiz charges down the bloodwalker's hyena! EAT SPEAR THAT IS ACTUALLY SWORD

Iris Alderi:

(( SWORD ON A STICK ))

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!! Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 15 Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 18 Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.

Faiz: (( So yeah, to 3. ))

Slaughterfang Hyena 3:

Slaughterfang Hyena 3 loses 27 hit points.

* Slaughterfang Hyena 3 yelps!

Faiz:

AHAHAHA.

Forge has received initiative.

Forge:

Forge loses 5 hit points.

* Forge rushes down the hall, along a wall just for flair, then kicks off and dives at 2 feet first.

Forge:

SUPAA! INAZUMA! KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!

Forge: (( There's no door there is there. ))

Faiz: (( Regardless, it's kind of open anyway. ))

Forge: (( Well whatever, give the dog his AoO I don't care. ))

Forge:

Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder Super Inazuma Kick Attack = 27 vs. Fort       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 27   Thunder       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 9 Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 10 Thunder damage.

Imban:

Forge's ki senses work amazingly well, letting him strike even though he's blind!

Forge: (( Bloodwalker 2 gets the damage ))

Slaughterfang Hyena 2:

Slaughterfang Hyena 2 loses 27 hit points.

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2:

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2 loses 10 hit points.

Slaughterfang Hyena 2:

Unfortunately since Forge is blind, he didn't see that provoking two AoOs.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 Jagged Sickle => 18 + 16 = 34

Forge: (( Yep. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 Bite => 18 + 13 = 31

Taemhain: (( oi @.@ ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+4 => 5 + 4 = 9

Forge:

Forge loses 9 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 7 + 5 = 12

Forge:

Forge loses 12 hit points.

Forge: (( Taking bets on what status they toss on me ))

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2: (( None ))

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2: (( Save vs. the status you HAVE ))

Iris Alderi:

(( all the statuses ))

Forge: (( There's a shocker ))

Iris Alderi:

(( what does blind do again? ))

Forge: (( First ))

Forge:

Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse. Effect: Gain 7 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 7 HP.

Iris Alderi:

(( like, how much penalty? ))

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+2 => 10 + 2 = 12

Imban: (( -5 to hit, and you grant CA to everyone / can't flank ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Hmm ))

Forge:

Forge feels better.

Imban: (( lol impersonate, shoulda done that as Imban ))

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.

Threden: (( That would have been a better thing to have used first, if it wasn't for the fact that it works better when bloodied. ))

Forge: (( That's why I charged in recklessly actually ))

Forge: (( Free save because Kid hates me today ))

Faiz: (( Which, hey, smart idea, really. ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 1 is slid away by the water.

Forge: (( Also Flurry the Bloodwalker ))

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2:

Ruin-Touched Bloodwalker 2 loses 10 hit points.

Slaughterfang Hyena 1: (( Counting him as a "new target" since you didn't actually ATTACK him. ))

Forge: (( NOW done, sorry about that ))

* Slaughterfang Hyena 1 bites at Threden.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 19 + 13 = 32

* Imban rolls: 1d8+9 => 2 + 9 = 11

Threden:

Threden loses 10 hit points.

* Slaughterfang Hyena 1 shifts away.

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

Iris Alderi loses 5 hit points.

Threden:

STATEMENT: Coward.

Iris Alderi:

(( What about Serra? ))

Slaughterfang Hyena 1: (( Serra... moves after you? ))

Imban: (( Oh, right. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

Imban:

The water is now flowing down the BLUE path.

Iris Alderi:

(( Blaaah ))

Threden: (( So, you want to take the bloodied one, Fleed? I can keep tanking the other two. ))

* Iris Alderi loads a cracking shell into her gun and fires it at Hyena 2

Iris Alderi:

Arc Infusion (Hit): « 1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11 »

Faiz: (( Uh... I'll get back to you on that, actually. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( fuck you too Kid ))

Iris Alderi:

« 1d20 = 4 » saves

Iris Alderi:

(( fuck you too Kid ))

Serra has received initiative.

Serra:

Serra loses 5 hit points.

Faiz: (( I was going to try and Geocrush such that I stab as many dudes as possible with it, so uh. Do as you'd like right now. ))

Serra: (( Hmmm. ))

Threden: (( I was going to shift down to mark the bottom dogs and the bloodwalker. ))

Forge: (( For what it's worth I intend to continue pounding Hyena 2 until it's dead ))

Threden: (( Which will leave the bloodied dog open ))

Threden: (( Though I could pull it. ))

* Serra tries to ignore the annoying BIRDS! pecking furiously at her hair, and instead...

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Cruel Decree @ Hyena 3, vs Will => 15 + 7 = 22

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Cruel Decree @ Bloodwalker 1, vs Will => 2 + 7 = 9

Faiz: (( This water pushing everyone is kind of stressing me a bit, so really, until it's my turn I'm not going to know my real plan of action. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Cruel Decree @ Hyena 2, vs Will => 6 + 7 = 13

Threden: (( blue being active means that only hyena 1 will move this turn. ))

Forge: (( You could hold action until Mecha goes and he can try to push the Hyena down one so you can shift in the middle to use the lightning strike ))

Faiz: (( I thought it was red. It changed? ))

Imban: (( Yes, this turn ))

Taemhain: (( yes, its blue now ))

Threden: (( Yes, at the beginning of the turn. ))

* Tilus rolls: 2d6+6 Damage, target is slowed until the end of its' next turn, Threden, Forge, Faiz, and the bundle of "caltrops" gain +2 to damage vs target until end of my next turn => 4 + 6 = 10

Faiz: (( Didn't notice that. Hm. ))

Forge: (( Worst case scenario Mecha misses and you're out nothing ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save me from the birds!!! => 17

Slaughterfang Hyena 3:

Slaughterfang Hyena 3 loses 10 hit points.