Stuph has connected.

Threden has connected.

Fleed has connected.

Imban has connected.

Yuu Inohara has connected.

Taemhain: (( so fun fact, the last session i played in i hadnt updated some of my stats from level 6 to 7 >.> ))

Blaine has connected.

Mechalomaniac: (( WHOOPS ))

Taemhain: (( although it mostly just meant i had super low hp ))

Mechalomaniac: (( You should have 2 more attack too ))

Taemhain: (( hmm, i didnt notice a change in the cb builder *double checks* ))

* Imban nibbles on Azar. Tastes like chicken :3

Mechalomaniac: (( Your stats should have gone up and you would have gotten +1 from the level itself ))

Forge: (( Yarp, unless you had an odd number Str ))

Taemhain: (( i have a 19 str ))

Forge: (( Did you start with 18? ))

Forge: (( Wait, you came in after we had leveled up ))

Imban:

Sadly, Kittenban has indeed shrunk to Large for this map, as he likes being the same size as the compass ;_;

Taemhain: (( i did, i put my level 4 stuff into dex and con ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Oh, ok ))

Taemhain: (( and then con and str for 8th and then itll just be str after this probably ))

Mechalomaniac: (( It has to be two different stats ))

Imban: (( Str and More Str ))

Taemhain: (( oh well con shall continue then! ))

Mechalomaniac:

So you'd have to do STR and Con again

Forge: (( Ah, ok that's where the difference came from ))

Imban: (( Str and Beard. ))

Taemhain: (( either way, i still have to change my macros for the +1 from the level ))

Forge: (( Sorry, we just kinda assumed you were putting one of the pluses into your attacking attribute always ))

Forge: (( That's what most of us did >_> ))

Taemhain: (( pfft, i wanted *some* ac ))

Forge: (( That's fair! ))

Forge: (( As long as you're not dumping into Wis and Cha ))

Taemhain: (( yes! all the cha! *thinks hes a bard* ))

Forge: (( Then we'd just stare at you blankly ))

Imban:

Str and Bear.

Imban:

...Beard. But Bear is even better.

Forge: (( Cha is totally related to beard ))

Imban:

It's a godstat

Faiz: (( Bear and Beard. ))

Taemhain: (( i agree with forge ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Bear and Beerd ))

Forge: (( Wait, if Cha is tied to Beard ))

Taemhain: (( there, good to go for smashing ))

Forge: (( And Adric has lots of Cha ))

Forge: (( Does that mean he has a Bard Beard? ))

Taemhain: (( he would if he bothered to grow one ))

Faiz: (( No. He has Nomura CHA. ))

Imban:

I don't think Tieflings can even grow beards, it all goes into their horns :/

Taemhain: (( i think so too ))

Forge: (( It's a hornbeard ))

Adric Kain: (( They can grow goatees ))

Adric Kain: (( Because devil evil ))

Taemhain: (( more like spikey bits on their chin ))

Adric Kain: (( They look a lot like Pureblood Sith ))

Adric Kain: (( COINCIDENCE?! ))

Forge: (( I like how you can be a Sith but not be a Sith ))

Iris Alderi:

(( So Iris has low CHA because no beard? ))

Tilus has connected.

Forge: (( Iris has a beard on her tail ))

Forge: (( Clearly ))

Tilus: (( There we go ))

Forge: (( We've all got a little beard, it just depends were ))

Forge: (( Forge's beard is steel wool chest hair ))

Threden: (( Robot beard is best beard ))

Imban:

Last time on Scales of War, Daiya screwed Tilus over and confused everyone, then got really big and stepped on the party.

Imban:

Wait, no, that didn't QUITE happen.

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh noes ))

Imban:

Instead, our heroes made it inside the Githzerai-built Fortress Graystone, where they encountered a ridiculous portal puzzle OF DOOM. Mostly for Serra, who got pulled through portals by physically impossible whip moves.

Imban:

They managed to survive that, though, and now the way onward is... theoretically open to them. If they can figure out how to get out fo their current room.

* Faiz rumbles... crosses his arms.

Adric Kain:

So who wants to go through first?

Imban:

Hopefully they can get to the Wicked Fang's leader, the gnoll Fangren, smite him for attempting to take Demigod as a Paragon Path, and rescue Amyria from her imprisonment in a shiny platinum sword.

* Threden looks down, and sees a set of strange dice. Picking them up, they slip from his fingers and rolls on the floor for a moment.

* Threden rolls: 1d20 => 6

* Threden rolls: 1d20 => 1

* Threden rolls: 1d20 => 6

Threden: (( They are terrible. ))

Forge:

I have been through them, it is not unpleasant if you are not being dragged into a melee.

Taemhain: (( maybe youre getting the bad rolls out of the way >.> ))

Imban: (( (Threden) It's good I got the bad rolls out of the way. ))

Faiz:

WELP.

* Faiz a-move

Faiz: (( And then Faiz was wall. ))

Serra:

"I think I'll let the rest of you through first."

Imban: (( Sec. ))

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Strange.

Faiz:

HUH.

Iris Alderi:

Hmm, this is both fascinating and bothersome at the same time.

* Threden picks the dice back up and sticks them in a storage compartment

* Faiz has not been through here before! Thinks about.

Faiz:

Perception = 39       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 20

Imban:

Taemhain suddenly appears in a room he hasn't ever seen before!

Faiz: (( ...Wait how do I have +20 ))

Imban:

...and uh, well, noone sees Taemhain before.

Taemhain: (( typo? ))

Imban: (( *again ))

Faiz: (( I think that should be a 29, not 39. ))

Imban: (( *anymore. wow. ))

Taemhain:

"Uh oh."

Imban:

Faiz clearly notices a secret door set into the northern wall.

Faiz:

OH.

Iris Alderi:

IT IS THE DOOR TO DEATH >>

* Faiz BECOMES FRIENDS WITH DOORWALL

Adric Kain:

My turn I suppose.

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+9 derp? => 14 + 9 = 23

Imban: (( What is a derp check? ))

* Threden then shrugz and walks through the portal he is standing in front of.

Adric Kain:

Hmm. Where did you come out Faiz?

Taemhain: (( perception~ ))

Forge: (( To check if she wants muffins ))

Forge: (( Roll to save vs muffins ))

Faiz:

HUH?

Taemhain: (( oh man, muffins ))

* Iris Alderi moves through the northern portal because why not

Taemhain: (( oh man, 3 of you in the same room? unfair ))

Iris Alderi:

((oh hi))

Taemhain:

"Hi!"

* Forge follows through the next portal

Taemhain:

"So this place is wierd!"

Imban:

You know you have not been here before, Taemhain. There is a door heading... west?

Iris Alderi:

Indeed

Serra:

"Well, I guess everyone else has gone, so...!"

Adric Kain:

We're missing two.

Threden: (( YOU SPLIT THE PARTY ))

Forge: (( WHY IS THE COMPASS ROSE ON THIS MAP SO WEIRD ))

Serra:

"Well I'm back here. Wait, where's Taemhain and Iris?"

Taemhain: (( because the map is rotated ))

* Iris Alderi investigates the marks on the floor?

Iris Alderi:

Arcana: « 1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21 »

Faiz:

AWAY.

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Unknown.

Adric Kain:

Hmm.

Imban:

The marks on the floor are used to control the teleporter rooms.

Taemhain:

"Got any ideas?"

* Iris Alderi taps her chin lightly "Possibly"

Imban:

Given ten minutes, Iris could rewire them so the portals always led to the same destinations, or to different ones as she chose.

* Iris Alderi does so to try to lead back to the main room

Imban:

Iris is fairly sure the portal she's next to will ALWAYS lead back to the main room's portal #1 as it is.

Imban:

Without doing anything.

Iris Alderi:

(( Whoops ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Uhh... Now to try to get to the room with the other people to do things ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh hey my math actually worked ))

Taemhain:

"Man, why do people run off without actually saying anything to me?"

Imban:

Taemhain feels all alone.

Imban:

And unloved.

Iris Alderi:

Can any of the portals here be wired to lead to room 4? >>

Serra:

"Hey, here's Iris. Do you know what happened to Taemhein?"

* Taemhain sits around and hopes for rescue!

Imban:

Spending the 10 minutes from before would allow you to wire one (or all) of the portals to head to room 4.

Iris Alderi:

"He appears to be in another room, but I feel I have figured out how these portals work

Adric Kain:

How?

* Iris Alderi attempts to wire 3-5 to go to 1-4

Faiz:

WELL UH.

Faiz:

THERE'S THIS DOOR, HERE.

Faiz:

AND WE'RE ALL HERE.

Adric Kain:

No we're not.

Iris Alderi:

These rings of symbols seem to affect them somehow

Serra:

"We're not all here, Faiz."

Adric Kain:

We're missing Taem.

Taemhain: (( trying to leave me behind, i see how it is ; ; ))

Iris Alderi:

If my plan works then we should have him back in a few minutes

Faiz:

WELL FIX IT.

Iris Alderi:

Now please be quiet for a moment so I can concentrate

Iris Alderi:

anything I need to roll for this or just ten minutes pass? >>

Imban: (( Iris, make another Arcana check. ))

Iris Alderi:

Arcana: « 1d20+15 = 11 + 15 = 26 »

Taemhain: (( it wouldve killed you to have just said "follow me!"? i mean, really :/ ))

* Serra nods and goes to lean against a nearby wall.

Imban:

In the middle of your working on it, you realize that wiring portals 3/4/5 to send you to portals 1/2/3/4 might have some logistical difficulties.

Adric Kain: (( Clearly because then she couldn't prove her intellectural superiority ))

Imban:

If you tried something more... possible, like 2/3/4/5 -> 1/2/3/4, you might have an easier time of things.

* Iris Alderi tries that then >.>

Imban:

You think you've set up the portals properly.

Iris Alderi:

Alright, lets see if this works...

Adric Kain:

What did you do?

Imban:

Iris violently flings Adric aside, then boldly strides into a portal. (no)

Iris Alderi:

I think I've set it up so this portal leads back to the dwarf.

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

Taemhain: (( im going to have abandment issues all game now, i hope you know that ))

Adric Kain:

You were with the dwarf?

Imban: (( ;.; ))

Iris Alderi:

Just a moment ago.

Adric Kain:

And you didn't bring him with you...why?

Iris Alderi:

also just move through? >>

Imban: (( Yes, and if you succeeded I'll move you. ))

Threden:

OBSERVATION: And you left unit Taem alone?

Imban: (( IF YOU FAILED...! ))

Iris Alderi:

Because I wasn't sure if this would work

Imban: (( ... ))

Adric Kain:

...

Imban: (( So hey about that ignoring what I said ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Things scrolled ))

Serra:

...

Adric Kain:

But if you brought him with you it wouldn't have to work.

Taemhain:

"What? What the hell was that? I'm being taunted now aren't I?"

Imban:

Taemhain, Iris suddenly appears next to you again!

Iris Alderi:

No, I fixed the portal

* Taemhain grumps a hello again.

Iris Alderi:

The others are through here

Iris Alderi:

Hopefully

Taemhain:

"Hrumph." >:[

Iris Alderi:

(( Whoops ))

Imban:

Taemhain vanishes. (And appears in the main room, as everyone can see but Iris.)

Forge:

Magic can be quite irritating.

Adric Kain:

Methink's she's a bit of an idiot.

Faiz: (( YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!! ))

Iris Alderi:

Hmm, it worked the other way...

Taemhain:

"Clearly whatever you did in the previous room did not get done in the room we just left."

Iris Alderi:

No matter, getting back over is simple enough

* Adric Kain wanders to Portal 5 to look through.

Imban:

As usual, the portals do not show you visually what is on the other side. That'd make it too easy.

Iris Alderi:

(( Also I can't remember if these were clockwise or counter ))

Forge: (( Can I just stick my arm through and wave? ))

Taemhain: (( supposedly you aligned the doors so should that matter? ))

Imban: (( Only if you like not being able to pull your arm out without stepping throuhg. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I aligned one door ))

Imban: (( So Iris, think fast and pick a portal ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I did ))

Taemhain: (( siiiigh ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Sorry >.> ))

Imban:

Iris appears back with everyone else.

Adric Kain:

I don't think your plan worked.

Imban:

...Taemhain vanishes again, though.

Iris Alderi:

It worked well enough

Serra: (( fffffffffffff ))

Taemhain: (( wtf :/ ))

Adric Kain:

I don't see a Dwarf.

Adric Kain:

Wait here.

Iris Alderi:

The portals seem to still rotate however

Serra:

"...Where's Taem, Iris?"

* Adric Kain goes into 2-2

* Taemhain kicks the wall a few times

Adric Kain:

Hello

Imban:

Taemhain, Adric appears next to you!

Taemhain:

"Hello..."

Adric Kain:

Go through the portal.

Iris Alderi:

(( This is sad and amazing ))

Taemhain:

"Do you know how this is supposed to work?"

Adric Kain:

Now, walk back through it. If you're not in the room with the others, pass back through again.

Iris Alderi:

So, a word of advise until I get a chance to better look over these rooms

Taemhain:

"Humph, about time."

Serra:

"There's Taemhain!"

Taemhain:

"Oh, oh *now* you give advice?"

Faiz:

HI.

Threden:

SALUTATION: Greetings unit Taem.

Serra:

"And we're finally back together."

Iris Alderi:

pass through the next portal over from the one the person moved through, I think.

Adric Kain:

Problem solved.

Adric Kain:

No, pass through the same one until you get to where you want to go.

Taemhain:

"I'm going with Adric on this one. He actually got me here."

Faiz:

HAHA.

Iris Alderi:

Regardless, if we ever need to get back into that room we have a definite way through.

Iris Alderi:

Now what was this about a door?

Taemhain:

"I have seen it enough times,thank you very much>"

Iris Alderi:

(( So uh, remember 2-3 goes to 1-4 ))

Imban:

So, secret door. Faiz has found and most likely opened or outright destroyed it, so...!

Adric Kain: (( Probably the latter. ))

Forge: (( FUCK DOOOOOORS ))

Taemhain: (( take that secret door! ))

Iris Alderi:

(( He gave it a hug ))

Taemhain: (( *pokes faiz through it first* ))

* Faiz rumbles... walk~

Imban:

The secret door has a path leading up a steep staircase behind it. At the top of the path, a trail heads south, back.... outside?

Imban:

You can see light from outside; so it's probably the balcony from earlier. There's also a fork in the road that way.

Imban:

A darker path is to the north.

Faiz:

UH... HM.

Taemhain:

"Hmm, light or dark guys?"

Forge:

It would stand to reason that the way further is the darker path.

Adric Kain:

Dark. Light is too obviously non deadly to not be a trap.

Taemhain:

"Sounds good to me."

Serra:

"The light path probably just takes us back to the balcony outside. Let's go down the darker path.

Imban: (( Gack,n o ))

Taemhain: (( aaah, the great eater is coming for us! ))

Faiz: (( ...are you serious ))

Iris Alderi:

(( IT IS DARK AND YOU MAY BE EATEN BY A GRUE ))

Imban:

Stumbling around in the darkness, you come across something large and spiky impeding your movement.

Serra: (( Wait what ))

Serra: (( Don't tell me you don't have the next map ready ))

Iris Alderi:

(( The next map may be made of fire ))

Imban: (( Okay, so, OOC here for a second, if Umb takes another step in that direction you guys get to utterly ruin one of the big encounters of this module in a laughably terrible fashion. ))

Taemhain: (( awesome ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Snrk ))

Serra: (( XD ))

Threden: (( This sounds amazing. Let's do it. ))

Imban: (( Want to? I'm... honestly not sure how much fun I'll have with "you guys kill all of the enemies while they can't fight back", but... blarg. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Hey, they keep doing it to us ))

Faiz: (( ...I'm... not exactly seeing a downside to this other than "Fleed doesn't become incredibly angry over awful bullshit regarding enemies "balanced" for five players." ))

Taemhain: (( the last time we tried that it backfired :/ ))

Imban: (( "Imban becomes annoyed at one of his big encounters for the session being a procession of "the enemy does nothing" and "the enemy dies"." ))

Imban: (( But ok. ))

Taemhain: (( however i do not actually care which way we do it ))

Imban:

The spiky impediment retreats.

Forge: (( Well you made the door openable! ))

Adric Kain: (( Well is that why this passage is here? ))

Forge: (( You could have put a Tinyban in the way like last time ))

Imban: (( It's not called out, but I can't think of any other answer for why it would be. ))

Imban: (( The passage is openable within the module, etc. etc. ))

Threden: (( I would only ask why else we would come this way. This seems to be the primary path. ))

Imban: (( The Tinyban was there because I literally couldn't avoid having a « S = 0 » printed on the map even though it was blatantly obvious. ))

Imban: (( But THAT time, you weren't supposed to be able to find it. This time, you were, but it seems like it makes this encounter a joke. ))

Imban: (( Well, proceed~ ))

Taemhain: (( i loved that tinyban, i miss it ))

Imban: (( I'll see what I can do about KILLING YOU ANYWAY ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Hmm ))

Iris Alderi:

(( How much of the dungeon will this utterly bypass? >.> ))

Forge: (( Don't worry, if tradition holds true we'll wiff them enough that they have time to wake up, get dressed and fight us proper ))

Taemhain: (( its true :/ ))

Threden: (( No, Immy is meaning that we shoot them through the murderholes while they can't fight back. ))

Imban: (( Especially if Forge remains in Chicago. ))

Faiz: (( God what is with MapTool and movement lately? ))

Taemhain: (( so half of us will also spend our time standing around doing nothing then ))

Forge: (( Sorry I was reading some manga while you guys made the portal work ))

Serra: (( There are Githzerai here, they most likely should be able to shoot right back with deadly mindlasers on the level of Serra's. ))

Taemhain: (( uh oh, gnolls ))

Imban: (( nope, literally the only two ranged guys are IN THE CORRIDOR WITH YOU ))

Imban: (( everyone in the room is melee only! Have fun! ))

Imban: (( Also init. ))

Faiz:

OH HI.

Faiz:

Initiative (within range of Adric) = 9       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+10 INITIATIVE => 3 + 10 = 13

* Stuph rolls: +5 => 5

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 => 8 + 5 = 13

Iris Alderi:

(( Welp ))

Iris Alderi:

Initiative: « 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »

Taemhain: (( too used to schala ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+6+1 Let's robattle => 6 + 6 + 1 = 13

Forge:

Initiative • None • Ikuze! Ima ga sono toki da Initiative = 11       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 9

Iris Alderi:

(( those rolls ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+4 Aaaaaaaaaaand, action! => 15 + 4 = 19

Faiz: (( WE'RE SURPRISING! ))

Serra: (( +1 because I forgot mechawidget again ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Kyrion => 12 + 11 = 23

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Warmaster => 11 + 6 = 17

Iris Alderi:

(( Also if this is murder holes then clearly we murder the ranged dudes here, then go back around and make Imban less grumpy ))

Imban: (( naah, they can get to you, but it's going to be the 1 square wide conga line ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Huntmaster => 11 + 6 = 17

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Huntmaster => 4 + 6 = 10

Faiz: (( Good thing I have a reach weapon, I guess. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 11 + 7 = 18

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 3 + 7 = 10

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 1 + 7 = 8

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 20 + 7 = 27

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 13 + 7 = 20

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 12 + 7 = 19

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 2 + 7 = 9

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Filet Minion => 16 + 7 = 23

Iris Alderi:

(( Also this is a situation where War Proxy would actually be useful but also a waste ))

Threden: (( So while all of this is happening, Faiz should just blast through the wall. ))

Forge: (( Also does this path not cut under that room? ))

Imban: (( It does cut under it, with trap doors leading up into it. ))

Forge: (( Ah, ok ))

Faiz: (( You know, I totally would, but this is one of those times where I'd feel really skeezy for doing that because it's a pretty clear break of in-character/out-of-character knowledge. ))

Imban: (( Which wall? ))

Faiz: (( The one right adjacent to the main chamber? ))

Serra: (( The one separating the murderhole operators from the rest of the enemies ))

Threden: (( Uh, you can see through the murderhole into the main roon... ))

Imban: (( That ... would actually make things EASIER for the enemies. And me. ))

Threden: (( So you know what's on the other side. ))

Imban: (( Because right now, Threden can park himself 1W of the stairs down and just sit there while Serra/Adric/Iris spam lasers until everyone dies. ))

Faiz: (( Wait. What? Where the hell did he say that? ))

Imban: (( That would also be... really boring for me. ))

Faiz: (( Egh, whatever. ))

Threden: (( Say what? ))

Taemhain: (( that would be really boring for all of us ))

Serra has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Yeah :/ ))

Taemhain: (( i have no intention of sitting around while the ranged people blast ))

Imban: (( Gack. ))

* Serra moves up a bit.

Iris Alderi:

(( I still say kill the ranged guys then run ))

Adric Kain: (( I dunnot. I'd be pretty amusing for me ))

Imban: (( Not quite, not your turn ))

* Serra full defense, turn end.

Taemhain: (( also, need to afk, but i should be backby my turn ))

Imban: (( I fucked up ))

Serra: (( Oh. ))

Imban:

...ok so I'm just going to assume the enemies know you're here so I can at least start them on not being sitting ducks

Imban:

The recruit yelps in alarm and goes and opens the trap door, clambering down!

Imban: (( "hidden" = downstairs ))

Faiz: (( DID I SEE A TRIANGLE ))

Faiz: (( IMBAN ))

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

* Kyrion holds action

Kyrion: (( Triangle, what... ))

Faiz: (( You and your lazy~ ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Icon packs, etc. ))

Kyrion: (( Ssigh ))

* Wicked Fang Recruit 8 opens the other trap door and clambers down it.

Serra has received initiative.

* Serra does exactly what she did before during the aborted turn (move up, full defense, end).

Serra:

"There's enemies ahead, right? You melee guys should go handle them first."

* Wicked Fang Recruit 6 brandishes a black, spiky greatsword and holds until later.

* Wicked Fang Recruit 1 brandishes a black, spiky greatsword and holds until later.

* Faiz just slowly turns his head to Serra, for a moment.

* Wicked Fang Warmaster howls angrily!

* Gnoll Huntmaster 1 yipes and runs away.

Threden has received initiative.

Faiz:

SO. YEAH. YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE THE ONE UP THERE. GO HURT IT, SO I CAN HURT IT.

Threden: (( I use my boots to shift two squares. Then shift one more for my move action. ))

Threden:

Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings. Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: You pull the target one square. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Faiz:

...O-OR YOU CAN DO THAT. HOW DID YOU...

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Faiz: (( ...ahahaha ))

Faiz: (( HEY GUESS WHAT, UMB ))

Threden: (( I use one of my stored dice, since a 6 is enough to hit. ))

Taemhain:

"Just go with it..."

Gnoll Huntmaster 2:

Gnoll Huntmaster 2 loses 9 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( was the boots thing a daily? ))

Threden: (( Encounter. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Ah ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Just making sure, since daily item powers net you guys 8 Temp HP ))

Faiz: (( So hey Imban, can I still hit them with a reach weapon from here? ))

Threden: (( This will let more of us melee into the opening. ))

Adric Kain: (( Hmm. That doesn't quite work for me ))

Faiz: (( Or well, the one Umb just dragged, specifically. ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 2: (( I'm going with "he has cover from there" ))

Adric Kain: (( He's also in melee range of me from there ))

Imban: (( I meant for Faiz. ))

Imban: (( Because that's all the way around a corner. ))

Threden: (( You could hold action until the melee guys take action. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah I'm gonna do that ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Faiz: (( So what, just a -2 then? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Faiz: (( Fair enough. ))

Imban: (( Or you could move one down, obviously ))

Adric Kain: (( So holding til after Faiz ))

Taemhain: (( cant charge, sad ))

Threden: (( I wouldn't be surprised if Faiz and Taem could kill this guy. ))

Faiz: (( Can't, if I'm gonna do the shift wizardry. ))

Forge: (( So I could tellypour into that room when I get around the corner but I imagine that would be silly and dumb ))

Imban: (( Please do, it would make me happy. ))

Taemhain:

Blood Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon · Blood calls to blood. Your pain and your enemy's give strength to your assault. Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13

Gnoll Huntmaster 2:

Gnoll Huntmaster 2 loses 18 hit points.

Taemhain: (( whack ))

* Gnoll Huntmaster 2 yelps!

Taemhain:

"Hi!"

Threden: (( Unless Fleed blows a hole through the wall, the only other person who'll be able to get in there any time soon would be me using my daily teleport. ))

Forge has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Fleed should totally wrestle the wall ))

Forge: (( Ok since this is a weird hallway ))

Forge: (( Are there any spaces you guys want left open before I move? ))

Forge: (( Tell me I didn't disconnect again ))

Taemhain: (( youre fine ))

Taemhain: (( i think no one cares ))

Iris Alderi:

(( You didn't ))

Forge: (( Ok, TOTAL SILENCE after asking a question always makes me paranoid about it ))

Faiz: (( Shrug. ))

Forge: (( Using my minor from my robe for 5 temp HP and done ))

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 0 hit points.

Forge: (( Ok well I have 5 more on me ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Can you mark +5 on max HP or something? ))

Imban: (( If you mark +5 I will KILL YOU ))

Imban: (( I took care of it. ))

Forge: (( The heal macro doesn't seem to like it ))

Forge: (( Ok ))

Iris Alderi:

(( ah ))

Threden: (( The macro only allows to max, but you can just straight up add 5 to your current HP and it's fine. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Total defense, etc. ))

* Gnoll Huntmaster 2 's life is terrible.

* Gnoll Huntmaster 2 hits Taemhain with a handaxe!

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Gnoll Huntmaster 2: (( ugh ))

Iris Alderi:

(( YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD ))

Threden:

Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies. Attack = 32 vs. Fort       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Gnoll Huntmaster 2:

Gnoll Huntmaster 2 loses 9999 hit points.

Taemhain: (( ooh nice ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 2:

It falls on its handaxe and dies.

Faiz: (( Okaaay... ))

Iris Alderi:

(( >.> ))

* Wicked Fang Recruit 2 hold action

Faiz has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( So, remember how I said I had a bad feeling about this session? :/ ))

* Faiz cannot brandish but can still be GAO

Faiz:

EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal CHARGE UP!! Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.

Taemhain: (( will you shush? ))

Faiz:

EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal READY!! Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.

Imban: (( Bleh, fine, I won't lame out ))

Imban: (( Sec ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 2:

Gnoll Huntmaster 2 is healed and gains 9990 hit points.

Faiz: (( Ahaha. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( He's only partially dead now ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Yeah look it fucking misses because its attack bonus is pathetic => 1 + 7 = 8

Imban: (( Oh man. Why did I even roll. ))

Imban: (( Whatever. Continue. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

Threden: (( It falls on it's handaxe ))

Faiz: (( Hum... thinkin'. ))

Taemhain:

"Hmm, how do you do that wall sand thing?"

Faiz:

PRACTICE.

Taemhain:

"Feh."

Iris Alderi:

(( Punch it really hard ))

* Faiz will charge through the wall later; now is time for LANCING GNOLL HEADS

Faiz:

Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ. Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 14 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 11 Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.

Taemhain: (( *punches wall, breaks hand* ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 2:

Gnoll Huntmaster 2 loses 13 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( Punch it HARDER ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Also lol 1 HP ))

* Gnoll Huntmaster 2 is just mostly dead.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Threden: (( Stab it to death. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Stab it for .5 damage ))

Adric Kain:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon A basic melee attack Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 4   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 2

Gnoll Huntmaster 2: (( Get better at stabing ))

Adric Kain: (( I'M A BARD ))

Adric Kain:

Well, that went about as well as expected.

Iris Alderi:

(( SPOONY BARD ))

Threden: (( Bards can be good stabbers. ))

Taemhain:

"Terribard."

Gnoll Huntmaster 2: (( All the remaining gnolls just lose their turns because none of them can do shit. ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 2: (( And oh look, because I held action earlier, all my other gnolls now have to recalculate their initiative down to 0 ))

Threden: (( That seems... weird. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( WHoops ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 2: (( Now two MORE of my gnolls need to hold... ))

Serra has received initiative.

* Serra steps up, full defenses again, turn end

Imban:

And ANOTHER hold...

* Gnoll Huntmaster 1 shoots at Taemhain.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 20 + 5 = 25

Gnoll Huntmaster 1: (( ... ok ))

Iris Alderi:

(( WHOOPS ))

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 14 hit points.

Gnoll Huntmaster 1:

SOMEHOW AN ARROW FLIES THROUGH THE MURDER SLIT AND MURDERS TAEM

Taemhain:

"Augh!"

Threden has received initiative.

* Taemhain shakes a fist at the wall for being in the way. >:[

Threden: (( Attacking the huntmaster ))

Threden:

Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings. Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: You pull the target one square. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Iris Alderi:

(( So I'm starting to think that uh... that secret path WAS to just get these archer dudes out of the way ))

Imban: (( Terrible miss ))

Faiz: (( It hits. ))

Threden: (( 19 vs 19? ))

Faiz: (( Tactics got him. ))

Imban: (( bullshit he has AC 19? ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, and he had 18+1. ))

Imban: (( ...oh. ))

Imban: (( Huntmaster, is not Warmaster. ))

Taemhain: (( well i was going to originally run up and pop out the trap door ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 2:

Gnoll Huntmaster 2 loses 13 hit points.

Taemhain: (( so now i need a wall trashed >.> ))

Iris Alderi:

(( And yell SURPRISE? ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Taemhain: (( yes ))

Taemhain: (( holding till after faiz goes ))

Forge has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Well, either you do it or I'll ask Imban if I can just charge-attack through the damn thing because I've torn down sturdier on free whim. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Suddenly the huntmaster is ejected into the void ))

Taemhain: (( hmm, thats true, could i just trash the wall myself? ))

* Forge casually walks around the corner behind Threden

Taemhain: (( oh well, no matter for now ))

Forge: (( This is probably unlikely but can I groundpound down the stairs? ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( Yes ))

Faiz: (( I mean you are wielding a hammer roughly the size of yourself. ))

Forge: (( Ok then let's try that! ))

Forge:

Paron me, friend Threden.

Iris Alderi:

(( SO HEY DOES THE WALL COUNT AS AN UNATTENDED OBJECT? Wait this isn't FF4O ))

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 28 vs. Ref       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7

Taemhain: (( true, i just got so used to you using the skill thing that i dont really know how hard it is to do normally ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 10 hit points.

Forge: (( And done ))

Threden:

This unit apologizes for being in the way.

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Forge:

It is no problem, I am quite adept at working around my allies by this point.

Faiz: (( Anyhow. Imban is that totally allowable, either way? Can Taem hammer through the wall/can I just charge-attack directly through it? ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( Taem can, you... depends on the result of your check and where you try it from ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Bash through the murder hole ))

Taemhain: (( yeah, id try it right where im at ))

Faiz: (( Say I go to the empty spot between Taem and Forge and want to charge down Kyrion for funsies. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Also holding until wall is down ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Or atleast a murderhole is clear ))

* Faiz DUAL-WIELDING GREATSWORD STYLE

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal SMASHING. Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit

Faiz: (( But yeah, from here. Can I completely and utterly Kool-Aid Man through this to darkbad man? ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( Try it. ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( Roll Endurance ))

Faiz:

Endurance = 29       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 15

Imban: (( The answer is hell yes ))

Iris Alderi:

(( HELL YEAH ))

Taemhain: (( no, yuu, Oh Yeah! ))

* Faiz HYPER CHARGE

Threden: (( OH YEAH ))

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!! Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 15 Damage = 25   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 17 Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.

Iris Alderi:

(( HEEEY YOU GUUUUYS ))

Kyrion:

"Delivering yourself to death, then."

Forge: (( OH NOOO ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Whoops ))

Iris Alderi:

(( atleast we can go through ))

Faiz:

I DO THAT A LOT.

Faiz:

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NOT DEAD.

Kyrion: (( Thank you for actually letting me do shit, hold on for a storm of held actions ))

Taemhain: (( oh man, the recruits are actual minions @.@ ))

Faiz: (( Now that I'm reminded, gonna level up Leucas. ))

* Wicked Fang Recruit 4 is smart, stops *HERE*, charges at Faiz.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 11 + 14 = 25

Taemhain: (( a smart gnoll, oh noes ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 8 hit points.

* Wicked Fang Recruit 8 charges at Forge!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 6 + 14 = 20

* Wicked Fang Recruit 8 up and hacks at Faiz.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 5 + 13 = 18

Wicked Fang Recruit 8: (( OK, now do Taemhain and/or Iris want to act? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I do ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 8: (( ... ))

Taemhain: (( hummm, i want that minion away from the door first if possible ))

Imban: (( *kicks you back into your initiative order* ))

Taemhain: (( just so i can actually get *out* ))

Iris Alderi:

(( :/ ))

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( I was going to try to drop a magic weapon ))

Imban: (( *now* you can go ))

Forge: (( It's a minion, it does 5 damage at best ))

Faiz: (( Well, 8 now. ))

* Iris Alderi grins as the blade of her scythe glows brightly as she swings down on the recruit

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+13 = 10 + 13 = 23 » vs. AC

* Wicked Fang Recruit 8 blarg I am dead.

Iris Alderi:

(( Forge and Taem get +1 to Hit, +4 Damage ))

Imban: (( Please also roll damage. ))

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Damage): « 2d4+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 » damage

Iris Alderi:

(( Also Aldric ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 8:

Wicked Fang Recruit 8 loses 9 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Who is Aldric? ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Adric ))

Iris Alderi:

(( words ))

Iris Alderi:

(( now taem can go smash with better accuracy ))

Taemhain:

Howl of Fury · Standard · Primal, Thunder, Weapon · With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 11 Hit: You howl in a Blast 3 that includes the target. Each enemy in the blast, other than the target, takes thunder damage equal to your Con modifier. If you are raging, the thunder damage is 3+Con modifier. Con mod is currently: 3.

Taemhain: (( smash :3 ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Splat ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 4:

Wicked Fang Recruit 4 loses 21 hit points.

Taemhain: (( con mod is 4 now actually, need to update that ))

Imban: (( so that's 3 damage to Kyrion and Recruit 5? ))

Taemhain: (( shouldnt it hit recruit 3 too? ))

Taemhain: (( oh i guess i cant count ))

Imban: (( I cannot see any possible blast 3 that includes both recruits 4 and 3 ))

Forge: (( Blast 3 is a 3x3 ))

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 3 hit points.

Taemhain: (( 4 damage, but yeah ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 5:

Wicked Fang Recruit 5 loses 3 hit points.

Wicked Fang Recruit 5:

Wicked Fang Recruit 5 loses 1 hit points.

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 1 hit points.

Taemhain:

"Ahh, this is much better."

Iris Alderi:

(( DOUBLE KILL ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( So uh ))

Threden: (( If it's 3+con, and con is 4, isn't that 7? ))

Imban: (( Only while raging ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I think this fight may have ended up a joke even without us breaking it ))

Threden: (( Oh, right ))

Forge: (( Well it's mostly minions ))

Imban: (( Because none of the enemies who DO THINGS have acted yet, Yuu? ))

Forge: (( Minions are there to be slaughtered and feed the soul hat ))

Threden: (( Well, half of the enemies are minions, and the other half haven't acted yet. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Because most of the enemies are minions ))

Iris Alderi:

(( We just have to look at them funny to make them explode ))

Taemhain: (( let us simply see what occurs without judgement ))

Imban: (( Aaaadric ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh right ))

Taemhain: (( bard bard, bard bard ))

Iris Alderi:

(( *suddenly TPK ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain: (( Can I attack out the arrow hole at anything? ))

Taemhain: (( oh god! where did this energy rift in the ground come from?? why is it full of tinybans?? ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Imban: (( yes ))

Imban: (( at everything ))

Iris Alderi:

(( all the tinybans ))

Imban: (( you take a -5 penalty at targeting Huntmaster 1 though ))

Imban: (( oh, except warmaster, who is way out of LoS ))

Forge: (( That other Huntsman fucking sniped Taem through one hole into the other hole, so yeah you're good ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Sniped on a nat-20 though ))

* Adric Kain musics at Kyrion

Adric Kain:

Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies. Attack = 29 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7 Hit: You slide the target 2 (+1) squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +5 power bonus to the attack roll.

Taemhain: (( man it was the one way the f over there that got me? ))

Adric Kain:

Taem, hit him

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 10 hit points.

Taemhain: (( im coming for you, gnoll >:[ ))

Adric Kain: (( You get +5 and you're flanking so ))

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+19 flank is 2 right? => 19 + 19 = 38

Iris Alderi:

(( MURDER ))

Forge: (( He got a face full of beard anvil ))

* Stuph rolls: 2d5+11 => 5 + 11 = 16

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 16 hit points.

Kyrion:

"Gah. You'll pay for that."

Taemhain:

"I'm willing to take my chances."

Faiz:

WELL IT IS A NICE DRESS, CUTTING IT UP IS KIND OF HEARTRENDING.

Kyrion: (( Oh right ))

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 8 hit points.

Faiz:

WE DO HAVE THE MONEY.

Kyrion: (( lol both of you have magic weapon. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( HeartRENDING? ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 7:

FOR THE WICKED FANG.

Faiz: (( Faiz has a noble appreciation of fine silks. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Wicked Fang Recruit 7: (( gah, what? ))

Forge:

Not this again.

Iris Alderi:

(( OH NOOOO ))

Taemhain: (( the init order fights back! ))

Faiz: (( FOR THE WICKED FANG, I... COWER ))

Imban: (( Whatever, I meant for Kyrion to go first. ))

Threden: (( This initiative is all messed up ))

Kyrion:

I have no patience for your nonsense. Give me that.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Faiz Reflex => 1 + 11 = 12

Kyrion: (( ... ))

Faiz:

NO.

Kyrion: (( I quit. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( welp ))

Faiz:

IT'S MINE, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

Imban is disconnected.

You have disconnected.

Imban has connected.

Yuu Inohara has connected.

Mechalomaniac: (( HI IMBAN ))

Imban:

Hi.

Fleed has connected.

Tilus has connected.

Stuph has connected.

Blaine has connected.

Threden has connected.

Threden: (( Imban, if you don't want to run, then please just go and have a relaxing day. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( I agree with Umb ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Forcing yourself to run isn't going to make things fun for anyone. ))

Threden: (( Because having a fit when we counterbreak the encounter to make it interesting for you is lame. ))

Tilus: (( Yeah. As you could tell from my message in the chatroom, I would not mind the session ending here for today. ))

Imban: (( No, I got annoyed because even when Kyrion got to DO SOMETHING he rolled a 1. And flipped the table. ))

Imban: (( Especially because the module is all like "oh, don't have Kyrion use his powers in a way that would be unfun for your players!" ))

Forge: (( Not to sound like a dick but 1s happen to us a lot. Faiz sat an entire battle out in the corner because of immobilization. It just is a byproduct of random chance. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Well, it kind if IS the GM's job to make sure things aren't unfun for the players. ))

Imban: (( Well like, fuck you, it's not fun for ME if NONE OF MY MONSTERS ever do anything but hold in place in a conga line ))

Imban: (( It is a byproduct of random chance in a fight where I have already had to have 3/4 of my turns be "my monster takes no action" ))

Forge: (( I FULLY understand the frustration and have had meltdowns of my own more than once. ))

Imban: (( and on a move that is specifically ~so overpowered~ I shouldn't use it intelligently ))

Faiz: (( Man I broke that wall just so you could do shit. ))

Imban: (( but rather use it on Faiz, the one person in the party who is immune to it if it hits ))

Imban: (( so yes, I'm somewhat frustrated. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( So let's not continue until you're unfrustrated. ))

Taemhain: (( agreed :/ ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Because to be honest you sounded frustrated before we even started ))

Imban: (( That will never happen. :| ))

Tilus: (( Yeeeeeeeah. ))

Imban: (( We're going to continue or I'll just be marking this entire encounter dead. ))

Forge: (( I'd rather wait a week and shoot Cerberus a bunch than have you be constantly ready to flip the table and light everything on fire due to a bad day of circumstance ))

Forge: (( that sounded less selfish in my head ))

Imban: (( blarg. ))

Imban: (( Would you guys hate resuming in the middle of a fight as much as I would? ))

Imban: (( Or am I just irrational about that? ))

Threden: (( How about we just reset this and move us to the other entrance. ))

Faiz: (( It'd be... awkward, but not unfeasible. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( I don't suggest things I hate ))

Taemhain: (( with maptool its not that bad to me >.>; ))

Forge: (( I've done it before in real life D&D, it's not that odd to me personally ))

Tilus: (( Imban: not at all. ))

Faiz: (( (also seriously the only thing that not fucking that up would result in, ultimately, would be me bitching at you to turn every L13 weapon into a +3 Vanguard) ))

Forge: (( And during THAT I had to remember where all of the tokens were because my game board was a chess board and it was put up when the game ended ))

Imban:

+13 vanguard what

Mechalomaniac: (( Alternately we can just finish this encounter and stop there. I don''t think it'll be THAT much longer. ))

Taemhain: (( you didnt just draw a back up map on graphing paper? ))

Faiz: (( ...dude did try to jack my weapon, right ))

Imban: (( Yes. ))

Faiz: (( Yeah. ))

Taemhain: (( you dont get a +3 till i have a +2 >:[ ))

Forge: (( Didn't have paper to draw on, so the dungeons were in our minds, and the battles were on chess board ))

Imban: (( ...but why would you want a +3 vanguard? ))

Imban: (( you'd still have yours ))

Taemhain: (( ahhh ))

Threden: (( Because he thinks he wouldn't get it back. ))

Faiz: (( Oh, he doesn't keep the damn thing. Whatever. ))

Imban: (( Oh, no. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( We never used maps in my RL games ))

Imban: (( He keeps it for like, one action ))

Imban: (( But that's ~so overpowered~ I shouldn't use it on anyone without a backup weapon ))

Taemhain: (( mine have been nice and used one of those drawable on battlemaps ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( This module seems poorly thought out over all ))

Faiz: (( Though to be completely fair that's like the next thing on my wishlist anyhow. ))

Taemhain: (( makes it hard for me to visual where everything is in our irc games, ill tell you that @.@ ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( Nothing against you, Imban ))

Faiz: (( WELCOME TO FUCKING SCALES OF GODDAMN WAR, Lechise. ))

Forge: (( Yeah it's kinda been a trainwreck from the word go ))

Imban: (( WHERE THE SCALES ARE IMBALANCED, AND NOT IN YOUR FAVOR? D: ))

Forge: (( From the dogs to Jerkmerc to the fire to the walking statues ))

Threden: (( Because that is the true scales of war. ))

Tilus: (( Yeeeeeeeeeah. ))

Imban: (( Pfft, Jerkmerc is awesome. ))

Faiz: (( Really, anything that we yell at Imban about for running this is attributed directly to the path itself. ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( To the portal whips ))

Taemhain: (( yeah, it seems like all our games have been either "were overpowered" or "the enemy is overpowered" and its all kind of waugh @.@ ))

Imban:

The portal whips were just 4e.

Faiz: (( Imban actually makes this shit actively better because he cuts out some of the incredibly dumb bullshit. ))

Imban:

And me having a little fun with portals. At Daiya's expense.

Forge: (( Sometimes it's hard to believe but some of this could have been fucking horrible if we did it "proper" ))

Daiya:

There is a reason I am in the corner. :(

Forge: (( I'm not unconvinced the rescue of Jerkmerc was something made up so we didn't all die pitifully in a shitty temple ))

Forge: (( To fucking dogs ))

Taemhain: (( woof ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( or to PERCEPTION FIRE ))

Taemhain: (( i have one word to say to you all: Bear ))

Faiz: (( Anyway. I'm... actually more for finishing this and breaking, rather than "resetting" or dropping entirely for the night, if only because we are a little invested into this so far. ))

Tilus: (( We are well aware of the presence of bears. ))

Forge: (( The bear was at least actually beaten down ))

Tilus: (( Oh so painfully aware. ))

Tilus: (( But yeah, we beat a bear, legitly. ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( Quick Stuph, roll for bear lore ))

Imban: (( I would honestly actually prefer to do it next week with a reset that puts you all at the main entrance to this room. ))

Tilus: (( Not without horrible loss, but we won, legitly. ))

Imban: (( Mostly because that would make this fight so much less tedious for me to run. ))

* Stuph rolls: 1d20 => 18

Tilus: (( Sure I can do that. ))

Taemhain: (( hah! motherfucking bears going down, what? ))

Faiz: (( Bears are large. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( It would instead make it much more tedious for us to run ))

Forge: (( ROLL FOR BEAR BEARD ))

Mechalomaniac: (( But okay ))

Imban: (( It would also make it much more painful for you, though. ))

Forge: (( DC 30 to find Boris the Martian Bear ))

Imban: (( THAT IS TRUE! ))

Imban: (( Well okay let's finish this ))

* Kyrion missed uselessly, does that shadar-kai teleport-away thing.

Faiz: (( Clearly Imban should join FFAnother just so he can yell at me to treasure instead. ))

* Kyrion is incorporeal!

Faiz: (( We need to replace Kite and maybe Avi anyway. ))

Forge: (( More like yell at you to class ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 3:

FOR THE WICKED FANG. >

Faiz: (( I BE CLASSIN'. ))

Taemhain: (( when *does* FFAO run anyway? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( CONJUNCTION THE ADJECTIVE VERB ))

Iris Alderi:

(( FF4O is Sunday, FFA WAS Friday ))

Taemhain:

"Oh no, I'm surrounded~"

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 Hack Faiz => 1 + 14 = 15

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 Hack Faiz => 8 + 14 = 22

Taemhain: (( oh, different games, so confusing @.@ ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 Hack Taem => 4 + 14 = 18

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 Hack Taem => 15 + 14 = 29

Blaine is disconnected.

Blaine is disconnected.

Taemhain:

Taemhain loses 8 hit points.

Faiz:

THE WAY YOU SAY THAT UNNERVES ME GREATLY.

Iris Alderi:

(( WHoops ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 Hack Forge => 10 + 14 = 24

Blaine has connected.

Forge:

Forge loses 8 hit points.

Serra has received initiative.

Taemhain:

"You just don't understand the excitement of getting things to come to you instead of having to run up to them."

Blaine: (( Ow what hey ))

Imban: (( You disconnected, AND were stabbed. ))

Faiz:

THEY USUALLY DIE HORRIBLY WHEN THEY DO THAT.

Forge: (( What did he get to hit me? ))

Faiz:

YOU'LL NOTICE SOON.

Iris Alderi:

(( You were stabbed into disconnecting ))

Forge: (( I'm asking because I have interrupts for this kind of thing ))

Imban: (( ...sigh ))

Imban: (( Yes you can god shadow it, he hit you by 2 ))

Forge: (( Nevermind he hits me ))

Serra: (( Okay. Part 1: Can I shoot through the murderhole adric's in front of as things are now? ))

Imban: (( (24) ))

Imban: (( No, because you're behind a wall. ))

Serra: (( Well, if I move right behind adric. ))

Imban: (( Maybe. ))

Imban: (( Murder holes work weirdly. ))

Imban: (( I'll go with yes ))

Forge: (( Serra's currently a mile away sitting on the floor bouncing a ball against the wall ))

Serra: (( Okay. ))

Imban: (( Mostly so we don't have any MORE skipping turns. ))

* Serra finally has an opening to act upon, and acts upon it!

Faiz: (( MURDER HOLE A: Arrows(Y) Lasers(Y) Mind Bullets(Y) Guns(Y) Spears(Y) Dwarves(N) ))

Imban: (( Faiz> it's more that it has weird and idiosyncratic rules for the cover it grants ))

Iris Alderi:

(( DWARVES(N)! ))

* Serra fires off Dishearten 2 squares below where Adric is now. It plunks Recruits 6 and 7.

Taemhain: (( what? what is this about dwarves? ))

Imban: (( I believe the answer is "no, from 2 squares behind everything has -5 cover through it" ))

Taemhain: (( oh i see ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Dwarves can't go through murder holes ))

Taemhain: (( i couldve smashed it apparently >.> does that count? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Their beer bellies get in the way ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 To hit (recruit 6), vs Will => 6 + 12 = 18

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 To hit (recruit 7), vs Will => 12 + 12 = 24

Iris Alderi:

(( Thats going through the wall, not the hole though ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+6 Damage, -2 to attack until the end of my next turn => 1 + 6 = 7

Wicked Fang Recruit 6:

Wicked Fang Recruit 6 loses 7 hit points.

Wicked Fang Recruit 7:

Wicked Fang Recruit 7 loses 7 hit points.

Serra: (( Done ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh cool ))

Faiz: (( So hey, just as a question: what exactly does incorporeal entail? Can't actually hit, +defenses, insubstantial, what? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( thanks tilus ))

Imban: (( You should totally frustrate me more, Serra, and AP to move here... ))

Serra: (( N/P ))

Imban: (( and dishearten again to kill the remaining gnolls ))

Imban: (( which will remove the warmaster's gimmick before he ever gets to use it ))

Serra: (( ffff ))

Iris Alderi:

(( He has a gimmick? ))

Faiz: (( Haha. ))

Imban: (( Oh wait, no, you can't do that quite. ))

Taemhain: (( ooh now i wanna know what it is ))

Serra: (( Nah, I'm lazy today anyways. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( laaazy ))

Imban: (( Provokes from Umb (running away cowardly) ))

Taemhain: (( ahhhh ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Suddenly cut to combo animation ))

Threden:

Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 12 hit points.

Faiz: (( what the ))

Iris Alderi:

(( What is the happenings? ))

Faiz: (( ...I uh. Huh. ))

Imban: (( I need all the advantages I can get to actually *hitting* ))

Imban: (( provokes from Faiz ))

Forge: (( It's ok, he just had a minor seizure ))

Faiz:

Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon SWORD TO THE FACE! Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 14 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 12

Imban: (( OK, that one misses. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( huzzah? ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

"Forward the Wicked Fang!"

Faiz: (( Technically I could've just Boost Spired to ruin your day but I have other plans. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( FORWARD ))

* Wicked Fang Warmaster attempts to smite Fleed with a horrific sword blow!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 2 + 11 = 13

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( Well, ok. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( whoops ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( of course that's 1/encounter and has absolutely no effect whatsoever on a miss! ))

* Faiz has more horrific swords. Is unfazed by lesser horrific swords and the blows thereby.

Iris Alderi:

(( suddenly rocks fall ))

* Gnoll Huntmaster 1 shoots pathetic arrows at taemhain

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 3 + 10 = 13

Threden has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( also clearly he'll just roll at some point to regain it ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 1: (( nope, that one is hard-restricted to one attempt ))

* Taemhain blocks with Recruit 3.

Gnoll Huntmaster 1: (( and despite being an ally-commanding thing, does nothing whatsoever if I miss ))

Forge: (( That's odd for pre-made enemies ))

Faiz: (( Recruit 1 is dead, so don't bother targeting it. ))

Threden: (( Attacking the warmaster ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 14   Lightning       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (5). Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Gnoll Huntmaster 1: (( Miss ))

Forge has received initiative.

Forge: (( Hmm. ))

Forge: (( Balls to it, I'm gonna be silly. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( DO IT ))

Forge: (( Provoke from those three guys ))

Faiz: (( Er... ))

Forge: (( I know what I'm doin' ))

Faiz: (( What are you doing...? ))

Taemhain: (( being silly, he said so ))

Forge: (( Clearing house a little, when they go ))

Iris Alderi:

(( WHAT ARE WE DOING? ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC, Warmaster hits you with Wicked Fang => 4 + 11 = 15

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( Umb, counter ))

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

Threden:

Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies. Attack = 27 vs. Fort       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 9 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC Recruit => 20 + 13 = 33

* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC Recruit => 13 + 13 = 26

Forge:

Forge loses 16 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( whoops crit ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( minions can't crit ))

Forge: (( And now the disappearing minion trick! ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Sadness ))

Serra: (( minions do fixed damage, so critting does nothing ))

* Forge groundpounds 2 and 3

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 23 vs. Ref       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7

Wicked Fang Recruit 2:

Wicked Fang Recruit 2 loses 9 hit points.

Forge: (( Roll again to hit, right? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 17 + 12 = 29

Wicked Fang Recruit 3:

Wicked Fang Recruit 3 loses 9 hit points.

Wicked Fang Recruit 3:

Wicked Fang Recruit 3 loses 4 hit points.

Wicked Fang Recruit 2:

Wicked Fang Recruit 2 loses 4 hit points.

* Forge turns around and punches the Warmaster in the gob

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 10 hit points.

Forge: (( And done! ))

Faiz has received initiative.

* Faiz is more weaponmaster than the Weaponmaster! EAT DICKS, GUY

Forge: (( Oh, wait ))

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Carnage Falchion +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal CLEAVE ALL THE THINGS! Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +4 damage on maximum damage die; +2d4+2d12 damage on crit

Forge:

Helm of Seven Deaths • Free • None Souls, come unto me! Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (6/7)

Forge: (( Now done ))

Iris Alderi:

(( All the things? ))

Taemhain: (( uh oh, the hat is almost full again ))

Forge: (( Yarp, one more will do it ))

* Faiz stomps the ground, and jams that blade all up in the Warmaster's grill.

Faiz:

Geocrush • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon AND YOU, AND YOU! Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 15 Damage = 25   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 15 Effect: Until the end of your next turn, whenever any enemy starts its turn adjacent to the target, that enemy takes 4 damage.

Iris Alderi:

(( Quick, hit the burst button ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 25 hit points.

Forge: (( Aha that's why 1 is already dead ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Faiz is Kenshiro? ))

Forge: (( Omae wa mo shindeiru. ))

* Faiz removes the blade and looks to the recruit. "YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO REFLECT ON YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD."

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( So how do you guys like more magic weapon? ))

Taemhain: (( *shrug* ))

Forge: (( Wagic Weapon is Wonderful ))

Forge: (( WANDAFUR, BETTA ZAN MAMA ))

* Iris Alderi retrieves her gun and moves into the room, firing off a glowing shell at the warmaster

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+14 = 9 + 14 = 23 » vs. AC

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Damage): « 1d10+6 = 3 + 6 = 9 » damage

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 9 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( +1/+4 to Faiz, Forge, and Taem ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Well that was timing ))

* Taemhain points his hammer dramatically at the Huntmaster, "I told you I would get you!"

Forge: (( I kinda like how we've pushed the enemy forces into this corner ))

Faiz: (( Hell, one of them WENT THERE WILLINGLY. ))

Taemhain: (( done ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I kinda like how we've kind forgo- oh never mind ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( Welp ))

Imban: (( if you're underground, mark yourself hidden ))

Imban: (( if you are merely having a seizure, don't mind ))

Forge: (( The beard anvil thirsts for vengeance ))

Mechalomaniac:

Hmm....

Iris Alderi:

(( Too bad the magic weapon boost won't last long eough to reach ))

Taemhain: (( meh, his ac is low enough ))

* Mechalomaniac musics at the Recruit.

Iris Alderi:

(( well its +4 damage ))

* Adric Kain goes too

Taemhain: (( mm, i suppose ))

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 27 vs. Will       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 13   Psychic       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Faiz: (( WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 1:

Wicked Fang Recruit 1 loses 13 hit points.

Adric Kain:

I think I saw your mother back there.

Wicked Fang Recruit 1:

Where?

Adric Kain: (( BECAUSE I WANTED TO KILL IT ))

Taemhain: (( to make you sad faiz ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries ))

Faiz: (( IT WAS GOING TO DIE WHEN ITS TURN CAME UP ))

Adric Kain: (( OH ))

Adric Kain: (( OH WELL ))

Iris Alderi:

(( WHOOPS ))

Wicked Fang Recruit 1: (( You need to respond to its question. -_- ))

Threden: (( KILLSTEALER ))

Faiz: (( YOU RUINED IT ))

Faiz: (( YOU BROKE THE RULES ))

Adric Kain: (( I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD COMEBACK ))

Faiz: (( NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE MAD ))

Taemhain: (( lol ))

Adric Kain: (( FAIZ DISTRACTED ME ))

Taemhain: (( terribard ))

* Forge dyes Faiz's wool blue

Threden: (( YOU BROKE THE LAW ))

Adric Kain:

With your boss' brother.

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 14 vs. Will       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 10   Psychic       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Imban: (( Oh, darn. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( LAWWWWW ))

Forge: (( OOC that ))

Imban: (( That didn't come up as *me* using Vicious Mockery. ))

Imban: (( I was hoping it would. ))

Taemhain: (( hahaha ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover disarming strike => 6

Faiz: (( Man, seriously, you just totally wasted your turn, that's kind of what I'm miffed about more than anything. OH WELL I GUESS ))

Iris Alderi:

(( WHOOP WHOOP ))

* Kyrion standing in fire.

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 4 hit points.

* Kyrion removes Threden's arms.

Iris Alderi:

(( He's on fire, must be the shoes ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Reflex => 5 + 11 = 16

* Kyrion predictably useless

Serra has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( 3 off ))

* Serra steps into the room proper now!

Faiz: (( Is he no longer a ghost? ))

Threden:

STATEMENT: These attachments are well connected.

Kyrion: (( He un-ghosted at the start of his turn ))

Serra:

"Well this is a nice little grouping of things here!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Warmaster, vs Will => 1 + 12 = 13

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 Cruel Decree @ Kyrion, vs Will => 8 + 12 = 20

Iris Alderi:

(( Your cruel decrees aren't very ))

Serra:

roll 2d6+6 Damage, target is slowed until the end of my next turn, Threden, Faiz, and Forge get +2 power bonus to damage vs Kyrion until the end of my next turn

* Tilus rolls: 2d6+6 Damage, target is slowed until the end of my next turn, Threden, Faiz, and Forge get +2 power bonus to damage vs Kyrion until the end of my next turn => 7 + 6 = 13

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 13 hit points.

Serra: (( Done ))

* Wicked Fang Warmaster just hits Fleed in the face with the Wicked Fang.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 17 + 11 = 28

* Imban rolls: 2d8+10 => 10 + 10 = 20

Faiz:

Faiz loses 20 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( Whap ))

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

All of Faiz's blood shoots out of his body in a horrible geyser!

Wicked Fang Warmaster: (( ongoing 13 (save ends) ))

Iris Alderi:

(( except its actually sand ))

Taemhain: (( goooosh ))

Threden: (( That's ALL THE BLOOD alright. ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 1:

Doot de doo, shooting Taem.

Serra: (( Owwwww. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 8 + 10 = 18

Gnoll Huntmaster 1:

Doot de doo, I suc

Threden has received initiative.

* Faiz 's blood is kind of not so much a geyser and more some horrible sludge due to sand and rocks blocking most of the spectacular.

Iris Alderi:

(( all the sand just sprays out and then Faiz can't move his armor anymore and it falls on him ))

Taemhain: (( whoops ))

Threden: (( Attacking the Warmaster ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast Full Power • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that batters any nearby foe as well. Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 14   Thunder       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7     Critical: 0 Hit: Make a Secondary Attack that is Close Blast 3. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Imban: (( Threden, no! That was Lightning Blast Furu Power! ))

Forge: (( I'd plug in a 6 except I don't think it helps you ))

Iris Alderi:

(( FURU POWER ))

Threden: (( Hey, how did it use one of my dice. ))

Imban: (( Only 1/encounter. ))

Forge: (( Oh, ok ))

Imban: (( A 6 would, in fact, hit. But he can't do that. ))

Forge has received initiative.

Forge:

Can you feel the storm?

Forge:

It's coming.

* Forge becomes the lightning

Taemhain: (( is it winter? >.>; ))

Forge: (( Tellypour ))

Faiz: (( I WAS SAY ))

Imban: (( WINTER IS COMING (IN LIKE FOUR MONTHS) ))

Faiz: (( USE TELPROT ))

* Forge punches the Warmaster in the back of the head with lightning

Forge:

Arc of the Flashing Storm • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Lightning, Psionic, Teleportation Electrigger Attack = 28 vs. Ref       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 27   Lightning       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 9 Hit: Push target 2 squares. They take -2 to attack rolls until end of your next turn.

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 31 hit points.

* Forge pushes him nowhere, but then jumps up and dropkicks Kyrion

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 8 damage, or a new target takes 10 damage.

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 10 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( I'm surprised you didn't kill him off to fill up the helm ))

* Forge lands, puts a finger to the side of the Warmaster's head.

Forge:

Bang.

Forge:

Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial Stag Beetle Crusher Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage and is knocked prone.

Wicked Fang Warmaster:

Wicked Fang Warmaster loses 5 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Oh ))

Forge:

Helm of Seven Deaths • Free • None Souls, come unto me! Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (7/7)

Forge has received initiative.

Iris Alderi:

(( BURST ))

Forge: (( And I'm done! ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 3       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 0

Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 13 hit points.

Serra: (( I use Enforced Competence, reroll that save. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Aw ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 6       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 0

Faiz: (( YOU ARE AWFUL AT THIS TILUS ))

Serra: (( ...He eats 5 more damage, and I regain use of it. ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 5 hit points.

Threden: (( There goes Faiz's blood. ))

Imban:

Faiz is betrayed by his allies.

Imban:

Who are the worst at medicine

Iris Alderi:

(( also darn, I was hoping I'd come up next so we could have triple lightning ))

Serra: (( It was worth the risk. ))

Serra: (( Stopping the bleeding right away was very high priority. ))

Imban: (( (Serra) And that's why I cut off his arm. ))

Faiz: (( Well are you using it again or what? ))

Serra: (( I can't. ))

Forge: (( It was a sound plan, just.. Kid ))

Imban: (( No that would be illegal ))

Forge: (( Kid has a sick sense of humor ))

Faiz: (( WELL I DON'T KNOW HOW THE POWER WORKS ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I have arc infusion so ))

Iris Alderi:

(( and swift mender ))

* Faiz floorsurfs backwards, then DASH SKATE FUCK YOU

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon EARTH TWISTER BREAK!! Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 16 Damage = 33   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 22 Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.

Iris Alderi:

(( SEIZURE FAIZ ))

Taemhain: (( ice skating? ))

Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))

Forge: (( ROCKETROCKETROCKETFAIZ ))

* Serra uses Adept's Insight, add 1 to that roll.

Imban: (( I dunno, does Faiz consider you an ally or an enemy after that one, Serra? ))

Imban: (( *cough* ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Also does that count the +1 from magic weapon? ))

Taemhain: (( lol ))

Serra: (( ffffffffff ))

Forge: (( Yeah he's actually still wagiced ))

Kyrion:

Kyrion loses 39 hit points.

Faiz: (( Nah, it hits by default because WAGE ))

Forge: (( IRIS BETTER ALLY THAN SERRA, CONFIRMED ))

Threden: (( How wagic. ))

Faiz: (( also I have a thing I'm gonna use, one moment. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( also I would have done this if I had gone before Faiz: ))

Iris Alderi:

Arc Infusion (Damage): « 1d10+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » (Lightning) one ally within 5 squares of the target can make a saving throw with a +4 power bonus. If the ally saves, the target takes 5 extra lightning damage and is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Iris Alderi:

(( ))

Imban: (( But you would have missed. It would have been sad. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( then I would have swift mendered as a minor ))

Imban: (( So, what was Faiz going to do...?! ))

Faiz: (( ...If I can FIND IT ))

Faiz:

EXCEED MAXIMUM • Free Action • Healing • Personal GAO Trigger: You hit with a charge attack. Effect: Spend a healing surge with a +2 bonus, or make a saving throw with a +2 bonus.

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 15       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 0

Faiz: (( Not skimping on that shit. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Swift Mender (Ranged 5): The target makes a saving throw. - lol ))

* Faiz has gone so fast it has closed his wound.

Iris Alderi has received initiative.

Taemhain: (( lol ))

Faiz:

CHECK IT OUT! I GAVE YOU A WEAPON!

Faiz:

ASSHOLE.

Taemhain: (( people are going to come help me do not stand directly behind me, i need the square ))

Taemhain: (( if* ))

Iris Alderi:

(( oh right that ))

Iris Alderi:

(( uhh ))

Imban: (( Implying people aren't going to just leave you alone, like they did with the teleporter room. ))

Faiz: (( I may need some sort of healing, incidentally. ))

Faiz: (( Maybe. ))

Adric Kain: (( I went back for him ))

Faiz: (( PERHAPS?! ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Oh right ))

Threden: (( Nah, no healing for him. ))

* Iris Alderi fires a healing infusion up through the trap door at Faiz for Surge + 11

Faiz: (( "Oh yeah you're at surge value, aren't you" ))

Taemhain: (( its true :/ ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 31 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( anyway ))

Faiz: (( Anyway ~ ))

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Hit): « 1d20+14 = 20 + 14 = 34 » vs. AC

Iris Alderi:

(( Lol ))

Forge: (( Woof I almost forgot. I'm down to 4 surges. ))

Iris Alderi:

Magic Weapon (Damage): « 1d10+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 » damage

Taemhain: (( christ your range is ridiculous ))

Iris Alderi:

(( oh wait hang on! ))

Serra: (( Crits. ))

Taemhain: (( you critted silly ))

Forge: (( 16 + any extra for being a magic magic weapon ))

Iris Alderi:

« 1d10+2d6 = 7 + 4 = 11 » target grants combat advantage

Iris Alderi:

(( Crit damage ))

Imban: (( Nnnnnot quite. ))

Forge: (( It does an extra d10 on a crit as well as an extra 2d6? ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 1:

Gnoll Huntmaster 1 loses 19 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( high-crit ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Taemhain:

Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon · With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray. Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 25   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 14

Iris Alderi:

(( it gets an extra 1« W = Invalid expression: W. » damage ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 1:

Gnoll Huntmaster 1 loses 8 hit points.

Iris Alderi:

(( damn it ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Taemhain: (( thanks for the super miss kid ))

* Adric Kain MAGICS the Gnoll

Adric Kain:

Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it. Attack = 30 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 8   Radiant       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7 Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Gnoll Huntmaster 1:

Gnoll Huntmaster 1 loses 8 hit points.

Serra has received initiative.

Adric Kain: (( Haha awesome ))

Serra:

"Huh, they went underground. Well then!"

* Serra can in fact Cruel Decree from here!

Serra: (( (centered on Taem) ))

Gnoll Huntmaster 1: (( TARGETING TAEM?! ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 To hit (Huntmaster) => 19 + 12 = 31

Serra: (( Sorta, yes! ))

* Tilus rolls: 2d6+6 Damage, Taem gets +2 to damage rolls until the end of his next turn => 9 + 6 = 15

Gnoll Huntmaster 1:

Gnoll Huntmaster 1 loses 15 hit points.

Imban:

All the enemies bite the dust.

* Taemhain grumbles and kicks the corpse a few times.

Iris Alderi:

(( *also marks off a healing surge to replenish infusions* ))

Imban: (( So are we at least gathering people back into the same room or ...? ))

Taemhain: (( maybe i like it in the tunnel >.> ))

Threden: (( You are a dwarf, afterall. ))

Forge: (( It reminds you of your dwarf home ))

Adric Kain:

So are we all in one piece?

Forge: (( Which is basically one of those Japanese pod rooms, except made of stone underground ))

Taemhain:

"Apparently."

Faiz: (( YOU SHOULD COME INSIDE THE TUNNEL... AND SEE WHAT I MEAN ))

Taemhain: (( lol ))

Imban:

In any case, with the enemies defeated, the ways to proceed from here include the tunnel south, the southern main doors, and the path north.

Imban:

The path north features OMINOUS DOG CHANTING.

Iris Alderi:

(( Except the noble rooms, which also have strange doors in the back that occasionally leak water ))

Taemhain:

Taemhain is healed and gains 20 hit points.

Taemhain: (( bye bye healing surge ))

Serra: (( OMINOUS DOG CHANTING ))

Taemhain: (( @.@ ))

Faiz: (( You a-singin'? ))

Forge: (( I'm gonna hold off on healing for now since I'm down to 4 surges ))

Imban: (( how many healing surges does Taem have left @_@ ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Also Fleed remembered that infusions don't burn surges on use right? ))

Taemhain: (( assuming i started fresh this session, 11/12 ))

Faiz: (( Yes. ))

Imban: (( You... would you have? ))

Iris Alderi:

(( Alright, just making sure ))

Imban: (( We did not rest since... a while back. ))

Taemhain: (( hmm..i think 3 then ))

Taemhain: (( *tries to find the notepad* ))

Forge: (( Stuph's been absent hasn't she? ))

Threden: (( But Stuph wasn't here at the last rest, though. ))

Imban: (( Yeah but she was on the stairs at least... ))

Adric Kain: (( Well I know how many I have at least! ))

Threden: (( I don't think Stuph really used 9 surges in 3 fights... ))

Taemhain: (( yup, 3 left ))

Taemhain: (( ive used a lot from fights when we didnt have healers ))

Taemhain: (( oh im reading this wrong, 7 left... ))

Taemhain: (( ahah @.@ ))

Imban: (( That's more like it. ))

Iris Alderi:

(( I THINK I have 3/7 ))

Imban: (( I'll talk about stuff in chat in a minute. Please sign out and stuff ))

Tilus is disconnected.

Faiz: (( I am going to just assume that Mechperson is kind of bobbing along to the OMINOUS DOG CHANTING and doin' his singin'. ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 25 hit points.

Stuph is disconnected.

Threden is disconnected.

Fleed is disconnected.