Threden has connected.
Stuph has connected.
Imban has connected.
Stuph: Nice Inn name
Mechalomaniac: HI IMBAN
Imban: Oh right, you weren't around for that the first time around
Imban: Yeah, this is the town map from mission 1. I've just reused it for generic towns since
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Tilus has connected.
Fleed has connected.
Tilus: (( yet another relaxing day at the NOM NOMS AND HEROES. ))
Imban: Now I'm just waiting for Blaine and... I'm going to move Regris to notplaying soon >_>
Faiz: (( Clearly Regris is going to be our (Sidekick). ))
Mechalomaniac: Alas
Tilus: (( oh hey, we get dwarfadin back! ))
Taemhain: (( i believe he is now operating in "i have too much real life shit to do" land :/ ))
Threden: (( Mecha should just run himself, Azar, and Wolfs. ))
Mechalomaniac: (( CURSE YOU REAL LIFE ))
Adric Kain: (( And I'm not willing to do both. ))
Faiz: (( Tilus should do Regris just so he's the healer again. ))
Taemhain: (( and considering how much hes been telling me about i can believe it @.@ ))
Adric Kain: (( I'd totally run GoseiAzar again though ))
Tilus: (( what XD ))
Blaine has connected.
Threden: (( Tilus is indeed a healer. ))
Tilus: (( sure I'll proxy I guess. ))
Imban: So Regris will not be attending this session or any future ones, I believe.
Tilus: (( unless.. yeah ))
Blaine: (( He quit? :/ ))
Taemhain: (( definitely not this one, likely not others ))
Faiz: (( FIREGRIS ))
Adric Kain: (( Real life ate him ))
Forge: (( ))
Imban: (( Angstgris ate him. ))
Tilus: (( Also reverting back to Serracolors. ))
Forge: (( We need to recruit a new Leader then ))
Forge: (( I like having two ))
Imban: Naah, you can all just die.
Tilus: (( ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Faiz: (( Will not. ))
Taemhain: (( we made it through the boss fight, well be fine right? >.> ))
Kalad: Hi. I'm not here by accident, by the way.
Faiz: HOLYBRO! HI.
Forge: (( Well if I do end up shelving Forge, at least Wayland would be one ))
Tilus: (( Hi, dwarfadin! ))
* Taemhain waves at the other dwarf.
Kalad: It's an awful rainy day, isn't it? So much better underground, where it doesn't rain unless something REALLY bad is going on.
Adric Kain: Yeah underground you only have to worry about Naga queens and erruptions of Elemental Chaos
Taemhain: It really is...always too much rain or too much sun. :/
Adric Kain: That's totally not worse than a bit of water from the sky.
Faiz: DOES THE VERNACULAR "MAKING IT RAIN" COUNT BECAUSE THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN A LOT WITH... US.
Kalad: That sounds... awkward.
Taemhain: It definitely was. There was impaling...
Kalad: Anyway, someone's been looking for you. Somewhat cute girl, was in the market, shouting to anyone who would listen that she's from Brindol and she needs to tell you something.
Adric Kain: POINT THE WAY!
Faiz: --ADRIC WHAT DID YOU DO
Serra: "Tell us something? So what might that something be?"
Taemhain: You'd think someone would've told her to just leave a message attached to the bar.
Kalad: I'm not you, so she wouldn't tell me. Plus, I didn't know you were back in town until just now.
Faiz: WE GO TO A LOT OF PLACES.
Adric Kain: We just go back from that aforementioned Elemental Chaos Naga thing.
Adric Kain: (( got ))
Serra: "Well, I suppose we should head to the market to find out, then."
Kalad: Indeed. And having met the heroes, I'm going to have some nom noms, myself.
* Kalad moves over to the bar and orders a rather large and meaty-sounding dinner.
Serra: "Mmm, nom noms. Well, we'll be going, then~"
Adric Kain: Yes, let's go see what we can do for the lovely damsel in distress!
Imban: You... don't see any cute, distressed girls looking for you in the market. Looks like you'll have to begin a SKILL CHALLENGE to find her!
Serra: (( OH SNAP ))
Faiz: (( ROLLING ENDURANCE TO FLEX FOR ATTRACTING MATES (no) ))
Threden: (( HURRY, ROLL PICKPOCKET ))
Forge: (( ROLLING STEALTH TO STALK HER FROM THE SHADOWS AND/OR SMELL HER HAIR ))
Taemhain: (( oh noooes ))
Imban: Currently available skills: Primary (Perception, Stealth, Streetwise), Secondary (Bluff, Diplomacy)
* Faiz just kind of looks awkward and helpless while he stands around.
Faiz:
Perception = 15       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9
Taemhain: (( ive got an 8 perception but thats like all ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 Diplomancy => 3 + 11 = 14
Forge: (( How do you have more perception than me ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+12 Diplomancy! => 15 + 12 = 27
Taemhain: (( i trained it? ))
Forge: (( No Fleed ))
Taemhain: (( also i actually have a wis score? ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Robot Sensors => 20 + 5 = 25
Taemhain: (( oh, meh ))
Imban: Faiz, while searching around, sees a set of muddy bootprints leading out of the area, with a parchment trampled to the ground near it.
Faiz: (( 12 WIS and trained. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 Perception => 3 + 8 = 11
Imban: Strangely, the parchment has your names written on it.
Faiz: I FOUND A THING!
Faiz: I-- MAYBe.
Taemhain: What is it?
* Faiz holds up the scrap of parchment, at least as best he could with something so kinna... fragile, with ROBOT HANDS
Imban: Serra and Adric hear from a merchants that the girl was around here until recently, when she went off with some of the Lost Ones, that gang that tried to kill you a month or so ago.
Imban: Adric further hears that her name is Alys and she is a half-elf.
Imban: (( Both of you get +2 to your next Insight, Perception, or Streetwise check. ))
Adric Kain: That sounds like she's in trouble and needs saving!
Imban: Threden's sensors pick up the trail that Faiz found, and see that it's headed towards one of the rougher districts in Overlook, the Nine Bells.
Serra: "Yeah, I don't like that company she's hanging out with."
Threden: OBSERVATION: Tracks lead in this direction.
Imban: Forge thinks he picked up the trail, but it turns out to have been a homeless half-orc, who was none-too-happy about being disturbed.
Imban: (( Round 2! New skill uses are available: ))
Adric Kain: (( What new skills? ))
Imban: (( Primary: Insight ))
Imban: (( (and all previous ones) ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+13 Insight (includes bonus) => 10 + 13 = 23
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 Perception => 4 + 8 = 12
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+8 perception? => 20 + 8 = 28
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Wassup homies I be talkin' Streetwise => 10 + 8 = 18
Serra: (( (Includes bonus) ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Robot Sensors Redux => 5 + 5 = 10
Faiz: (( "RAP MUSIC, MY DROOGS!" ))
Faiz:
Perception = 17       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 9
Imban: Adric thinks that after their previous combats with them, that the Lost Ones probably have it out for the heroes.
Serra: (( WE ARE NOT NOM NOMS ))
Imban: Also, they run a smuggling enterprise in the city, so looking into that might turn up Alys.
Forge: (( That must have been during January because I only recall the RED HAND ))
Serra: (( Yeah, the dark ones arc happened while you were gone. ))
Adric Kain: Hmm...they're smugglers and they have it out for us. So lets' go smuggling.
Imban: Serra follows up on that by finding out where some of the Lost Ones' black market contacts are.
Taemhain: If by smuggling you mean smacking...
Forge: I think you have missed a few steps in that conclusion.
Adric Kain: Nonsense. I just missed describing them.
Imban: Forge and Threden, meanwhile, follow the trail to an abandoned warehouse that looks like it may have been used for filming Sentai fight scenes at one point.
Adric Kain: The girl, Alys, was looking for us. The Lost Ones hate us. They kidnap her knowing that we'll heroicly go to save her, so then they can take their revenge!
Forge: I do not think this is the right place.
Threden: OBSERVATION: This facility is heavily damaged, yet structurally sound.
Imban: As they're about to turn around and tell everyone about it, the two of them hear a cough from behind.
Taemhain: (( ambuuuush~ ))
Gilgathorn: "I'd be more careful if I were the two of you."
Serra: (( WARNING: The boss character is approaching fast. ))
Threden: (( Gilgamesh?! ))
Faiz: (( "Have you-- met... us?" ))
Forge: Careful about what exactly?
* Gilgathorn is an elf armed with all manner of weapons, a longsword in one hand and a hand crossbow in the other. Strapped to his body are another hand crossbow, two shortswords, several knives, and some nasty-looking vials.
Serra: (( he IS gilgamesh! ))
Faiz: (( Impossible. He has no glaive. ))
Adric Kain: (( Did the module make this up or did you? ))
Faiz: (( BECAUSE IT IS MINE. ))
Gilgathorn: "The Lost Ones aren't going to be gentle when you find them. They've got reason enough to kill you, even if you didn't have a bounty on your head."
Taemhain: (( we have a bounty? ))
Gilgathorn: (( that is news to you ))
Taemhain: (( ill say ))
Adric Kain: (( Does one of us have a comedicly lower one than the others? ))
Threden: INQUIRY: What is the value on this unit?
Gilgathorn: "1000 gp."
Threden: STATEMENT: This unit is disapointed.
Forge: Were we meant to be surprised that unscrupulous types want us dead enough to pay for it? The ones who have tried thus far certainly could not accomplish it themselves.
* Gilgathorn shrugs and spreads his hands.
Gilgathorn: "If not surprised, at least cautious, which you clearly haven't been. The Lost Ones almost certainly know you're coming at this point."
Serra: (( So I'm guessing forge and threden had failures #2 and #3 and we just botched the skill challenge. ))
Taemhain: (( i rolled a 20 @.@ ))
Gilgathorn: (( your guess is accurate ))
Taemhain: (( i tried! ))
Forge: (( Apparently skill challenges don't give a shit ))
Taemhain: (( welp, now what? ))
Serra: (( So I think we need a new rule among us for skill challenges. ))
Gilgathorn: "Anyway, best of luck with the whole 'not dying' thing. Mostly I just don't want an innocent young girl to get tortured to death on your behalf or anything, of course."
Threden: (( Especially since Stuph rolled before me. But whatever! We don't always need to pass. ))
Forge: I fail to see how it benefits them to know we are coming anyway. The earth-moving juggernaut we regularly travel with generally ensures whatever is in front of us stops being there in short order.
Serra: (( If you don't have a good mod in any skill involved, don't roll. ))
* Gilgathorn waves and vanishes into wisps of golden light.
Adric Kain: (( Do you have to roll? ))
Gilgathorn: (( Only sometimes. ))
Forge: (( Plus EIGHT tends to be a good mod. And 18 + 1 is still only 19. ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok. ))
Imban: Regardless, shortly thereafter, Taemhain trails the Lost Ones to an abandoned temple of Pelor, where they've taken the girl Alys.
Serra: (( there is supposed to be a skill challenge in the future where we will !!DIE!! if we don't pass, so now's a good time to get good habits ingrained. ))
Imban: (( That one DOES require everyone to do it. ))
Serra: (( Well okay. ))
Faiz: (( LOOK AT YOU BEIN' PREVENTATIVE ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Forge: (( Also looking ahead in the module isn't very sporting ))
Imban: And thus, everyone is brought together at the temple.
Adric Kain: (( Yeah if I ever run 4e I'm throwing skill challenges into fire ))
Faiz: (( I'll be honest, I kind of like them, it's just... these are stringent as all hell. ))
Serra: (( I'm going to do something different than default for skill challenges should I run 4e again. ))
Imban: (( NEW MAP: Abandoned Temple of Pelor ))
Imban: (( Place yourself at the entrance, I suppo~ ))
Imban: (( suppose ))
Imban: (( By the way, I mentioned the !!DIE!! one in chat, Blaine, so it's not like Serra is peeping. ))
Imban: (( (It's also not until like module 9) ))
Forge: (( MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Faiz: (( That's about the size of it... ))
Serra: (( pelor IS the justice god, isn't he? ))
Taemhain: (( whoops, i forgot to bring myself ))
Faiz: (( YOU SO SLOW WITH THEM STUBBY LEGS ))
Taemhain: (( chip also woke up and distracted the hell out of me ))
Imban: (( Anyway, you needed *12* successes before 3 failures there, so the fact Taemhain got #5 before failures 2 and 3 didn't really... matter much ))
Imban: (( I just changed the order of things for narrative convenience ))
Threden: (( Well then. ))
Serra: (( sheeeeeeeeeesh. ))
Serra: (( that's lame ))
Forge: (( The fuck is a fresco and why did they call it that and not a wall ))
Threden: (( I don't mind skill challenges much, but PROBABLY since we can get them for other things, knowing what a success is doesn't hurt. ))
Faiz: (( It's a mural. ))
Threden: (( Frescos are painted walls. ))
Imban: The front doors appear to be jammed shut.
Faiz: ...
Faiz: GUYS.
Faiz: I TOTALLY GOT THIS.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Unit Faiz. I believe this is your "thing".
Taemhain: (( yup, thats what i was expecting ))
Forge: (( Faiz has just declared war on all doors ))
Serra: "Yes, I believe we'll leave it up to you."
Forge: (( And is out to replace them all with breezeways ))
* Faiz punches his fists together and DOES HIS THING. That thing being EXTREME WALL COBRA CLUTCHES'
Faiz: (( You want I should Endurance this or just Stone Shape that shit, Imban? ))
Adric Kain: Besides, making as much noise as possible will draw them all out to us.
Imban: (( Endurance is fine, this is an old building ))
Faiz:
Endurance = 17       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Imban: A section of the wall crumbles into a heap!
Faiz: YEAHHHHHHHH
* Alys is sitting in the middle of the temple, being rained on.
Serra: (( Oh no, alys is slowed!? ))
* Alys is... also gagged and tied to a wooden chair.
Faiz: OH, HI.
Taemhain: Quick! Foolishly charge into the center of the room!
Alys: mrph
Forge: (( Oh man NATURE'S WATERBOARD ))
Adric Kain: Wait.
Serra: (( Oh if I could just Dimensional Scramble Alys over next to the door without hurting her... ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 Looking for traps => 5 + 9 = 14
* Adric Kain sucks at that apparently
Serra: (( Well, the "door" ))
Imban: You feel you are trapped.
Faiz: WELL THIS IS BORING.
Alys: mrphle!
Adric Kain: It's an obvious trap. We just need to figure out what type.
Faiz: TRAPS DO NOT SURVIVE BEING CLEAVED.
Serra: "So how are we going to get to her, or get her to us?"
* Faiz pulls out his new ridiculous falchion-spear and steps into the temple with a rumble.
Threden: OBSERVATION: After having ripped through the wall, they clearly know we have arrived.
Alys: mmmf! >
Taemhain: It's true. I have to wonder why we haven't been attacked yet.
Faiz: ...REALLY, THAT DIDN'T-- NOTHIN'?
Faiz: MAN...
Adric Kain: I imagine something will happen if we try to untie her.
* Faiz waves his hand over at the girl. "WELL GO HAVE... FUN WITH THAT."
Imban: (( Sec. Thaemhain, Perception ))
Imban: (( *Taemhain ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
Szagyn: Er, crap. Everyone, GET THEM!
Taemhain: Aha!~
Imban: (( init go ))
Faiz: OH. NO. HOW SURPRISING. THIS IS MY SURPRISED FACE.
Forge:
Initiative • None • Ikuze!
Ima ga sono toki da
Initiative = 18       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 8
Faiz: IT IS LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN MY MURDERING FACE.
Faiz:
Initiative (within range of Adric) = 12       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Initation => 6 + 8 = 14
Forge: They cannot see a change in your face at all, Faiz.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Let's Robattle. => 17 + 5 = 22
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3+1 Zukyuuun! => 1 + 3 + 1 = 5
Faiz: NO... NO, THEY CAN'T.
Serra: (( And so it returns. I have missed you (not), bad init rolls. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 15 + 6 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 20 + 6 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 18 + 7 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 9 + 7 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 => 6 + 9 = 15
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 13 + 11 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 8 + 11 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 8 + 11 = 19
Faiz: (( So am I going to assume that I just straight-up can't see these guys or have they all been like LET'S JUMP FROM THE SHADOWS, MY DUDES and in that vein can I just completely Kool-Aid Man through these priceless works of art? ))
Imban: (( LET'S JUMP FROM THE SHADOWS, MY DUDES ))
Taemhain: (( i suspect the walls are going to be the bigger problem for you ))
Faiz: (( You know so little about how walls are actually a problem for Faiz. ))
Threden: (( Can someone untie Alys while the encounter is ongoing? ))
Lost One Kidnapper 2: (( Yes, standard action ))
Taemhain: (( well as far as seeing them they still would be ))
Serra: (( Any roll involved in doing that? ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 slashes at Taemhain and attempts to yoink him away!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 12 = 13
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 does a miserable job.
Threden: (( The kidnapper kidnaps itself, somehow. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 1: WOOF
* Taemhain laughs in the face of your failure.
Forge: (( And that was the last time Ralluam Ralluam ever tried to be a kidnapper again ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Taemhain's Reflex => 1 + 10 = 11
* Ravenous Attack Dog 1 falls over its own four feet.
Threden: (( The dog is actually a puppy. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Ravenous Attack Puppy: woof ;_;
Forge: (( Faildog.org ))
Taemhain: (( attacking the hooman ))
Taemhain:
Great Shout · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Raaaawr
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Hit: Each enemy within 5 squares of you takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn.
Lost One Kidnapper 2: Lost One Kidnapper 2 loses 21 hit points.
Taemhain: (( and uh, i guess trying to untie alys? ))
Threden: (( Attacking is a standard action. ))
Serra: (( You'd need another standard to do that. ))
Taemhain: (( oh well, whatever ))
Taemhain: (( *stands around* ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: GREETINGS: Hello.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 9   Lightning       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Szagyn: Go away.
Threden: This unit would prefer not to.
Serra: (( Cthulhu syagyn? ))
Forge: (( Fuck you Sazabi ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 1 attempts to shank and grab Threden.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 15 + 12 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Threden: Threden loses 12 hit points.
Faiz: (( AND THEN THREDEN WAS WALL ))
Forge: (( You're both standing on a shelf now ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( That's a bit goofy, lemme change that yeah. ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( There, less WALL ))
Threden: (( So, what is this guy doing? ))
Serra: (( pinning you to a wall I guess. ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( Uhh, hits you with sword, then grabs you and slides you 2 squares ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( while also shifting 2 squares ))
Szagyn: Fight well!
Forge: (( No restraining or grab checks to deal with, just a slide and a shift? ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 1 gains 4 temporary HP.
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( This is gonna sound dumb but ))
Forge: (( This doesn't provoke, does it? ))
Serra: (( Nope, you can't smack through the wall. ))
Imban: (( You cannot attack through walsl, no ))
Taemhain: (( afk really fast, if im not back by my turn, uhh, someone deploy my howl of fury macro ))
Forge: (( I'm more wondering if he can't smack me ))
Imban: (( He cannot smack you from there, no. ))
Serra: (( Neither can he, yeah. ))
Forge: Hrm. Judging by the people pouring from behind this artwork.
Faiz: (( Well he doesn't have a hatchet, and you're not in a bathroom. ))
Forge: I thought as much.
Faiz: (( MAY BE SAFE ))
Faiz: DID YOU FIND MANS?
Faiz: I BET THERE WERE MANS.
Forge: I did.
Forge: Hello, kidnapper.
Forge: I am Forge, Master of Punch.
* Lost One Kidnapper 4 brandishes his sword.
Forge: Welcome to die.
Forge:
Fallen Needle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Skull Break
Attack = 13 vs. Ref       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you until end of your next turn.
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Woof!
Forge: Well you seem to be less than absolutely terrible at maneuvering. Well done.
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 leaps at Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Reflex => 8 + 8 = 16
* Imban rolls: 2d4+9 => 5 + 9 = 14
Faiz: Faiz loses 14 hit points.
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 pulls Faiz to the ground!
* Szagyn throws a swarm of daggers at Adric and Serra!
Szagyn: (( (provokes retaliation from Threden) ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric's Reflex => 13 + 8 = 21
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Serra's Reflex => 15 + 8 = 23
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 12 hit points.
Serra: Serra loses 12 hit points.
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d6+4 Fire => 1 + 4 = 5
Szagyn: Szagyn loses 5 hit points.
* Serra declares Elan Resilience, takes 4 less damage, gains resist 4 all damage until the start of her next turn
Taemhain: (( and back ))
Adric Kain: You really are pathetic.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( I take it the water is difficult terrain? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Serra: (( Actually it's end of next turn, but it's unlikely I'm gonna do anything that provokes ))
* Adric Kain unties Alys
Alys: Thanks!
Forge: (( Also Umb's attack never went off ))
Alys: (( It moved him. ))
Forge: (( Oh. ))
Adric Kain: No problem, get to safty.
Faiz: (( I bet safty is delicious. ))
Adric Kain: I'll do the usual flirting stuff after we're out of danger.
Taemhain: Safty?
Serra: "We'll handle things here. You just get yourself away from these creeps."
Adric Kain: Safety.
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Give me a break. I just got stabbed.
* Serra meanwhile unties a dagger that got dislodged in her hair, and glares at the leader's way.
Taemhain: That's never stopped you before.
* Faiz floor-rises himself back to his feet, redrawing himself a... rather horrifying-looking blade, in lieu of the glaive.
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Carnage Falchion +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal
CLEAVE ALL THE THINGS!
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +4 damage on maximum damage die; +2d4+2d12 damage on crit
Taemhain: (( did someone untie her while i was gone? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( yes, Adric ))
Adric Kain: (( I did ))
Serra: (( Adric did, yes. ))
* Faiz brings this fucking thing down on the dog's stupid head. Because it is a jerk.
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Adric Kain: (( HEROICLY RESCUING DAMSELS IN DISTRESS IS A BARD'S DUTY ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 9 hit points.
Taemhain: (( ok ^^ ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 3 attempts to slash and grab Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 16 + 10 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Faiz: Faiz loses 12 hit points.
* Lost One Kidnapper 4 attempts to slash and grab Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 16 + 12 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Faiz: (( :allears: ))
Forge: Forge loses 9 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Hmm. Plunk the two things annoying Taem, plunk the two things annoying Threden, or plunk the two things annoying Faiz? ))
Taemhain: (( eh, indifference ))
Taemhain: (( mine are about to go if that matters to you ))
Serra: (( I guess the things annoying Faiz have a higher chance of annoying things not him. ))
Threden: (( I can probably tank these things for a bit. Though I'll have to move to let you guys have LoS on me. ))
* Serra points in Faiz's direction, especially the two things attacking him. "You two! Your time is nigh! And Faiz, you're going to shred them to bits, right?"
Faiz: THIS IS A THING I CAN DO.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Kidnapper 3, vs Will => 10 + 10 = 20
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Attackdog 2, vs Will => 18 + 10 = 28
* Tilus rolls: 2d6+5 Damage, targets are slowed until the end of my next turn, Faiz gets a +2 power bonus to damage against targets until end of my next turn => 7 + 5 = 12
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 12 hit points.
Lost One Kidnapper 3: Lost One Kidnapper 3 loses 12 hit points.
Serra: (( Done ))
Alys: "I'll just wait here."
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 attempts to kidnap Taenhaim again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 10 = 11
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 is so, so bad
Adric Kain: Yell if anyone tries to kidnap you again!
Taemhain: (( its because you spelled my name wrong ))
Threden: (( It kidnaps itself again. ))
Forge: (( That's two 1s in a row for that guy ))
Taemhain: So far they're just failing to do so. It's pretty amazing.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recharge Tripping Lunge => 6
Forge: (( If he rolls a third 1 he just turns his weapon on himself and slits his own throat ))
Adric Kain: (( SEPPUKU ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. trip Taem into sorrow and defeat (Reflex) => 8 + 8 = 16
* Imban rolls: 2d4+9 => 5 + 9 = 14
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 14 hit points.
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Imban: (( ... ))
Adric Kain: (( I was about to say ))
Imban: (( I can't damage Taem? wut? ))
Imban: (( oh his HP are... all messed up ))
Serra: (( He's not macroed. ))
Taemhain: (( you cannot! ))
Adric Kain: (( He doesn't have Max HP for some reason ))
Taemhain: (( oh wow, umm, sec ))
Faiz: (( STUPH WHY YOU A KNOBULOUS ))
Threden: (( And his current is messed up ))
Taemhain: (( should work now? ))
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 14 hit points.
Imban: (( And save vs. prone ))
Serra: (( And I think you can save vs prone. ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20 => 4
Taemhain: (( alas ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy then shifts away.
Forge: (( Isn't that difficult terrain? ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( yes ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Forge: (( I thought you couldn't shift into or out of difficult terrain ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( it's into, because it'd cost 2 spaces. ))
Forge: (( Well he just did ))
Taemhain: (( attacking dude again ))
Taemhain: (( or wait, standing up first? ))
Serra: (( Yeah, get up off the ground first. ))
Imban: (( standing up might be wise, yes ))
Forge: (( You can attack while prone, it just makes you bad at it ))
Imban: (( Also whoops, forgot I moved already. ))
Imban: (( "just" shifting there then ))
Taemhain: (( so i stand up then ))
Taemhain: (( does something happen? ))
Forge: (( Yeah it's in your best interest to stand up ))
Forge: (( You use your move up, that's it ))
Imban: (( You spend a move action and are no longer prone? >_> ))
Taemhain:
Howl of Fury · Standard · Primal, Thunder, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 11
Hit: You howl in a Blast 3 that includes the target. Each enemy in the blast, other than the target, takes thunder damage equal to your Con modifier. If you are raging, the thunder damage is 3+Con modifier. Con mod is currently: 3.
Forge: (( They don't get opportunity attacks or anything bullshit like that ))
Taemhain: (( awww ))
Taemhain: (( oh i thought they might ))
Taemhain: (( welp, thats my turn @.@ ))
Imban: (( Nope, this isn't 3e ))
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Don't you roll again for the OTHER GUY? ))
Forge: (( If they DID? I'd be fucking amazing. ))
Faiz: (( Oh wait blast, never mind. ))
Taemhain: (( no, it targets one guy ))
Imban: (( the blast is if you hit. ))
Imban: (( which she did not ))
Threden: (( So I'm not restrined or anything, right? ))
Imban: (( You are not, no. ))
Imban: (( it just moves you once. ))
Threden: (( Attacking the boss ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Szagyn parries with a dagger!
Forge: (( Hey Fleed, you got those guys handled or do you want/need any help? I can get behind the guy above you if necessary. ))
Faiz: (( Dunno yet. Do as you'd like, I suppose. ))
Forge: (( Well "behind" ))
* Lost One Bald Guy ... is now so bald, what
* Lost One Bald Guy attempts another slash-and-grab of Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Threden: Threden loses 10 hit points.
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( The square directly above Jerkface isn't valid is it? ))
Faiz: (( That would make you wall. ))
Imban: (( Jerkface? ))
Imban: (( Oh I see. ))
Imban: (( Yes, that would make you wall. ))
Forge: (( How about the one to his right? ))
Imban: (( Sure. ))
Forge: (( Well his left, our right ))
Forge: (( Kay then ))
* Forge waves to the man in front of him, and then stops being there.
* Forge appears next to the next man with a kindly electric fist.
Forge:
Arc of the Flashing Storm • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Lightning, Psionic, Teleportation
Electrigger
Attack = 18 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 18   Lightning       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 7
Hit: Push target 2 squares. They take -2 to attack rolls until end of your next turn.
Lost One Jerkface: Lost One Jerkface loses 18 hit points.
Forge: There, that should clear this area out a little.
Imban: (( no furry of bows? ))
Forge: (( Oh, yeah. ))
* Forge somehow punches him.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Adric Kain: (( YOU SHOULD BE A FURRY ))
Lost One Jerkface: Lost One Jerkface loses 6 hit points.
Threden: (( Well, CAN he, honestly? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Yes ))
Forge: (( I can before the push ))
Forge: (( I just forgot ))
Adric Kain: (( He can Flurry before the push ))
Threden: (( Flurry procs after the attack, and the attack moves him. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Eh. It's not supposed to dick you out of Flurry ))
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 regains Tripping Lunge!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 does not.
Forge: (( I'll go with the GM's judgement, for better or worse ))
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 shifts away from Faiz.
Faiz:
Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly.
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 mogmogs Adric.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 20 + 12 = 32
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 11 hit points.
Adric Kain: Ow.
Szagyn: Total Loser, get into position!
Forge: (( Oh I know what I forgot to do on my turn. I'll do it next time. ))
Szagyn: And now for you.
* Szagyn throws a burst of daggers at Serra, Adric, and Faiz!
Szagyn: (( (provokes retaliation from Threden again) ))
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric Reflex => 3 + 8 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Serra Reflex => 8 + 8 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Faiz Reflex => 7 + 8 = 15
* Szagyn sucks
Threden: (( Failboss ))
Forge: (( Is that an immediate interrupt or an immediate reaction? ))
* Serra swerves her hair out of the way before it is mangled by daggers again.
Faiz: (( Reaction. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: (( Ok, because if it were an interrupt I think it would have rendered the attack invalid ))
Threden: (( The move is a Reaction. The attack is an Interrupt. ))
Adric Kain: I take it I can't shift in this?
Forge: (( Aha ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( You can't. Also, how would it have made the attack invalid? ))
Forge: (( Because there's now a wall between the boss and his targets ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( ... no there isn't... ))
Forge: (( The painting thing ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( ... ))
Adric Kain: (( The boss is right there ))
Forge: (( Oh for some reason I was thinking the kidnapper ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Anyway yeah Adric turn ))
Adric Kain: (( Is there a way to move without provoking? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Teleport? ))
Adric Kain: (( Haw. ))
Serra: (( Hold until Faiz goes. ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah I'll do that ))
Serra: (( Then let Faiz mark woofie. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz WIND UP
Serra: (( So at least you can get an additional violencing out of him as you move out of the way. ))
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon
I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!!
Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 6
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 14 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( You should push him up instead ))
Serra: (( +2 ))
Faiz: (( I... can't? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( would be illegal ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 2 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
* Faiz hop back, DUAL-WIELD GREATSWORDS GO
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal
SMASHING.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit
Imban: (( ... ))
Imban: (( ...okay, sec. ))
Forge: (( We have nothing for slowed? ))
Faiz: (( ...yeah why not ))
Threden: (( Mobility Impaired. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( n-no ))
Imban: (( No? ))
Faiz: (( Was gonna action point but then you were all "WAIT" ))
Imban: (( Oh. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Imban: (( I was actually wondering wtf you were doing, hence the wait. ))
Faiz: (( So, good to continue? I don't even know what you were... ))
Faiz: (( Oh. ))
Imban: (( Action pointing makes sense! ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 23   Physical       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7
* Faiz HATES DOGS
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 23 hit points.
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 2 hit points.
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 HATES FAIZES
Taemhain: (( yowch ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain move (Go ahead and AoO me)
Faiz: (( Musician, heal myself~ ))
Adric Kain: (( I was going to heal MYself first ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC nom noms! (OA) => 15 + 10 = 25
Faiz: (( Well I meant to say thyself since I'm riding on these jerks bloodying me, hurf. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( provokes a retaliation from Faiz, btw. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( which goes off first ))
Faiz:
Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
INTERJECTION!!
Attack = 24 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 6 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 4 + 7 = 11
Faiz: (( Still another 2. ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 11 hit points.
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 2 hit points.
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 INTERRUPT, Adric mogmog
Faiz: (( wait what in the fuck ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( it got both an OA and an immediate interrupt. ))
Faiz: (( From what? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( OA: Adric moves away, provoking. ))
Serra: (( monster silliness, I guess. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Immediate interrupt: An adjacent enemy moves away. ))
Faiz: (( Well, yes. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric Fortitude => 16 + 8 = 24
Faiz: (( ...THAT IS DUMB. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d4+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Adric's movement is cancelled! ))
Adric Kain: Teleporting
Faiz: (( are you fucking kidding me ))
Adric Kain:
Cape of the Mountebank • Immediate Reaction • Teleportation
With a flourish of this silk hemmed garment, you transport out of harms way.
Attack = 0 vs. Will       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 0
Damage = 0   Psychic       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 0
Effect: Use this power when you are hit by an attack. Teleport 5 squares and gain combat advantage against the attacker until the end of your next turn.  
Imban: And after that HILARIOUS chain of reactions, Adric's standard action go
* Adric Kain Heals self
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 18 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( I take it that belt doesn't affect me? ))
Imban: (( nope ))
Imban: (( hence sacrifice ))
* Adric Kain musics the dog
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Adric Kain: (( Sigh ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( just one off ))
Forge: (( Serra ))
Forge: (( Oh wait, nevermind. ))
Serra: (( I'll just plunk it next turn. ))
Forge: (( It'll be alive still ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))
Threden: (( Well, it gives Faiz a chance to smash it... ))
* Lost One Jerkface attempts to claim Forge's face!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Forgitude => 7 + 10 = 17
* Lost One Jerkface does a bad job of this
* Lost One Assbutt attempts to yoink Adric away!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Adric Fort => 2 + 12 = 14
* Lost One Assbutt fails at doing this!
Serra has received initiative.
* Serra points at the two enemies adjacent to Taem and Faiz. "You! Your time is nigh! Taemhein and Faiz will see to it, too!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Total Loser, vs Will => 17 + 10 = 27
Faiz: I AM VERY GOOD AT THE WHOLE "NIGH" THING.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Woofie 2, vs Will => 18 + 10 = 28
Forge: (( Hey, it's that dog! FUCK THAT DOG! ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d6+5 Damage, targets are slowed until the end of my next turn, Taem and Faiz get +2 to damage rolls vs targets until end of my next turn => 9 + 5 = 14
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 14 hit points.
Lost One Total Loser: Lost One Total Loser loses 14 hit points.
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 expires.
Serra: (( Done ))
Taemhain: (( oh goodie ))
* Alys waits for the heroes to finish.
* Lost One Total Loser still losing, attempts to lose less. Grabs Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 8 + 12 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Faiz: Faiz loses 6 hit points.
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Woof!
* Ravenous Attack Puppy regains Tripping Lunge!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
* Ravenous Attack Puppy does not.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy chomps on Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 4 + 7 = 11
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 11 hit points.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy shifts away.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( (They do shift 2, so that's legal) ))
Serra: (( How's it able to shift into the drink? ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Taemhain:
Escalating Violence · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Come at me! I'll bite your legs off!
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 30   Physical       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 13
Hit: If you take damage before the start of your next turn, you gain +2 to the attack and damage rolls of your next attack.
Taemhain: (( augh, action point ))
* Lost One Total Loser is not quite escalated. Thankfully for his HP bar @_@
Taemhain:
Escalating Violence · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
Blood calls to blood. Your pain and your enemy's give strength to your assault.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 28   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 13
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
* Serra declares Adept's Insight (augment 1).
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 Add this much to the roll. => 2 + 1 = 3
Lost One Total Loser: Lost One Total Loser loses 30 hit points.
Lost One Total Loser: OW
* Lost One Total Loser gets all the violence
Taemhain: Oh cmon, you weren't using that hp anyway.
Lost One Total Loser: W-what yes I was. D:
Faiz: NAH.
Taemhain: Not well enough if you're letting it get away like that!
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: STATEMENT: Come over here.
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Szagyn: I'd... rather not.
Threden: DEPRESSED: Aww.
* Lost One Bald Guy attempts to smash and grab Threden again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 16 + 12 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
Threden: Threden loses 7 hit points.
Serra: "Threden, you need to stop dancing with that guy. He's a terrible lead anyways."
Imban: Assassins strike!
Death Squad Assassin 1: "Your death is requested."
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 17 + 13 = 30
Faiz: (( OH NO ))
Serra: "Owww!"
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
Faiz: (( GAMIA Q3 ))
Serra: Serra loses 9 hit points.
Serra: (( Also: Pizza has arrived. ))
Serra: (( Be back in ~10 mins. ))
Death Squad Assassin 2: "Die at once."
Taemhain: (( pizza ; ; ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Threden Reflex => 4 + 12 = 16
* Death Squad Assassin 2 stumbles and fails.
Taemhain: (( uh oh ))
Death Squad Assassin 3: "Your death is requested."
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 6 + 13 = 19
Forge has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Go away.
Forge: Do you require assistance, Adric?
Adric Kain: We could use some.
* Forge glares into Jerkface's eyes, rendering him unable to make an opportunity attack.
Forge: SUPAAAA
Forge: INAZUMAAAA
Forge: KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!
Forge:
Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder
Super Inazuma Kick
Attack = 27 vs. Fort       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 23   Thunder       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7
Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 10 Thunder damage.
Death Squad Assassin 3: Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 23 hit points.
* Forge pops her in the back of the neck with his elbow.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Death Squad Assassin 3: Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 6 hit points.
Faiz: (( You didn't Takedown yet, did you? ))
Forge: (( Nope, not yet. ))
Faiz: (( Might as well...! ))
Forge: (( Saving it for the time it feels most appropriate. ))
Faiz: (( Mmm. ))
* Forge points at the assassin.
Forge: Omae wa mo shindeiru.
Forge: (( OH almost forgot ))
Forge: (( Using my minor to get 5 temp HP ))
Faiz: (( ...So hmm. Think Tilus should get The Help? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yes ))
Taemhain: (( yes @.@ ))
Faiz: (( I CAN DO THIS ))
* Szagyn shakes his head and throws a swarm of daggers at Adric and Forge.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Adric Reflex => 7 + 10 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Forge Reflex => 1 + 10 = 11
* Szagyn fails, miserably
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz pulls out THE BLOOD-EATING SPEAR
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Blood Fury Glaive +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal
STANDING BY~.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +2 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +2d8 damage on crit (+2d12 damage instead while bloodied)
Taemhain: (( has he hit with those at all? ))
Adric Kain: Take that one alive if possible. I have...plans.
Szagyn: (( yes, the first time ))
Taemhain: (( ahhh ))
* Faiz kicks dust up onto the total loser. "LATER, SUCKER."
Imban: (( so how many things does that provoke? ))
* Faiz GLAIVE CHARGE
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 8
Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( Fuckin' none. :dealwithit: ))
Imban: oh?
Imban: (( invisible? ))
Faiz: (( Badge. ))
Imban: (( wuzzat do. ))
Faiz: (( No OAs from targets I charge by? ))
Imban: (( OK. ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy interrupt! Faiz mogmog.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faiz Fortitude => 20 + 10 = 30
Faiz: (( Oh BULLSHIT ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 7 hit points.
Forge: (( Take what one alive? ))
Adric Kain: (( The named guy preferably. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain shifto
Adric Kain: (( Faiz do you need heals? ))
Faiz: (( No. ))
Serra: (( Back ))
Forge: (( Needs a dead dog ))
* Adric Kain musics assassin 3
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 28 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Death Squad Assassin 3: Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Forge, hit her ))
Faiz: (( Yeah because hey WHY THE FUCK NOT ))
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7
Death Squad Assassin 3: Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 13 hit points.
Faiz: (( I mean I only had A GOOD TACTICAL CHOICE AND ALL ))
Faiz: (( THANKS, DICEBOT, YOU'RE REAL FUCKING SWELL ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm done. ))
* Lost One Jerkface attempts a slash-and-grab on Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Forge: Forge loses 10 hit points.
Forge:
Tumbling Dodge • Immediate Interrupt • Personal
God Shadow
Acrobatics = 15       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 12
Effect: Divide check by 10, and add result to all defenses. If attack now misses, shift 1 square.
Forge: (( Damn, not enough unless 1.5 rounds to 2 ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( Even if it did, it'd hit... ))
Forge: Forge loses 10 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( That's 1.2, not 1.5 ))
Forge: (( 15 divided by 10 is 1.5 ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh wait. I was looking at just bonuses ))
* Lost One Assbutt assbutts Adric.
Taemhain: (( math ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Adric Fort => 13 + 12 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 12 hit points.
* Lost One Assbutt uses Kidnap to drag Adric further!
Lost One Assbutt: (( (1/encounter power, just increases the move distance to 4 squares from 2) ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "So we've got assasins to add to our kidnappers. Let's see if I can't do something about that!"
Death Squad Assassin 1: "Worry about your own life first."
Forge: (( Let me guess, the assassins were added because we failed ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Mind Thrust @ Assasin 3, vs Will. Does not provoke => 8 + 10 = 18
Serra: (( Alas. ))
Serra: (( Turn end. ))
Alys: "Man, I hope everyone isn't dying in there..."
Taemhain: (( i think thats a hint ))
Faiz: (( Yeah if only we had some sort of CLERIC, MAYBE ))
* Lost One Total Loser attempts to slash and drag off Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Taem Fortitude (provokes a reaction from Faiz, I guess?) => 7 + 10 = 17
Lost One Total Loser: (( (also doesn't hit) ))
Faiz:
Rock Grasper • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCK TOMB! FUCK YOU!
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6
Hit: Target is slowed until the end of your next turn.
Faiz:
Stone Force • Immediate Reaction • Primal • Close Burst 5
ROCK SPIRE, RIGHT IN THE DISABLER.
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Slide target one square. Target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of its turn.
Faiz: (( fucking hate when macros just decide they're the wrong ones ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy regains Tripping Lunge
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
* Ravenous Attack Puppy does not.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy dogs it to Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
Faiz: Faiz loses 10 hit points.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy shifto
Faiz: (( So is that goddamn drag thing an at-will or what? ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( yes ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( SUPER ))
Taemhain: (( hummmm ))
Taemhain: (( help with puppy, kill total loser, or charge assbutt? ))
Faiz: (( Well since you can't fucking move without being dragged off, might as well kill the dog. ))
Forge: (( Kill that fucking dog so Faiz can move ))
Taemhain: (( ok ))
Taemhain:
Silver Phoenix Rage · Standard · Fear, Primal, Rage, Weapon ·
Your mighty blow erupts in a silver fire as the spirit of the phoenix enters you. As you rage, vitality surges through you to ward you from death.
Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 23   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 13
Hit: Ongoing 5 fire damage (save ends).
Miss: Half damage.
Effect: Enter the rage of the silver phoenix. Until the rage ends, you gain regeneration 3. In addition, the first time you drop to 0hp or less, you can spend a healing surge as an immediate interrupt.
Taemhain: (( goddammit daily, youre not supposed to miss ))
Forge: (( You two are our heaviest hitters and it's effectively locking you both down now ))
Faiz: (( AN ENCOUNTER THAT HATES MELEE? IN THIS CAMPAIGN? ))
* Imban idly chomps the corpse
Faiz: (( I'D HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ))
Taemhain: (( imban: half damage ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 12 hit points.
Forge: (( Yeah so far all of our fights in these modules seem to favor just rolling a party entirely of casters that hit Will ))
Imban: (( er, I can't count @_@ ))
Imban: (( eh, ahve your +1 damage ))
Taemhain: (( ))
Adric Kain: (( No it doesn't. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Yes it fucking does. ))
Adric Kain: (( Because if you have an entire party of casters that hit will they'll all die ))
Serra: (( Yeah, there was a spector fight that hated on Will. ))
Serra: (( spectre, rather ))
Forge: (( Oooh one fight makes you guys maybe bring a knife ))
Adric Kain: (( No I'm saying having an entire party of casters is terrible ))
Adric Kain: (( Because if we use stuff in Melee we get AoO'd to death ))
Threden: (( The fights in these modules expect a balanced party that includes debuffs. ))
Taemhain: (( someone near the door/hole in the wall should actually yell for alys to come help us, just sayin' ))
Serra: (( Also you can still have defenders in casterparties. (see: paladin, swordmage) ))
Imban: (( Alys is like level 0 ))
Imban: (( she can use « F = 0 » Flail around and catch fire ))
Taemhain: (( well, she could run to town or something right? ))
Imban: (( Well yes ))
Imban: (( She could! ))
Taemhain: (( see? ))
Forge: (( She could pull a fairy out of her ass and have it cast a boomheal on it ))
Forge: (( That'd be super ))
Threden: (( As I keep saying, we have enough to bring the defenses into managable levels for everyone. Defenses are as high as they are because of stuff like that. ))
Imban: (( Anyway, 3den, your turn~ ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 7   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Lost One Bald Guy parries with his sword and continues trying to lock Threden down behind a wall.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 12 = 18
* Lost One Bald Guy does not succeed.
* Lost One Bald Guy shifto.
Faiz: (( I get the module thinking that hey, this could be a challenge to work around. No, it's goddamn bullshit and who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to just have mobs that completely lock down anyone who gets near BY MERELY EXISTING?? ))
Faiz: (( And it's happened a lot. ))
Death Squad Assassin 1: "Die, Serra."
* Death Squad Assassin 1 lunges at Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex => 11 + 10 = 21
Serra: "You know my name!?"
Death Squad Assassin 1: The lunge was actually an illusionary fake! You're caught off-guard!
Serra: "...!?"
Faiz: (( (Shadar'kai whore aura, Troglodyte stank) ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 19 + 12 = 31
Faiz: (( WHAT ))
Death Squad Assassin 1: Serra is mortally impaled!
* Imban rolls: 5d6+8 => 21 + 8 = 29
Serra: Serra loses 29 hit points.
Death Squad Assassin 1: (( (and 5 ongoing) ))
Forge: (( Well nice knowing you Serra ))
Serra: "Owwwwwwwwwwwwww oww oww oww that stings!"
Taemhain: (( ))
Death Squad Assassin 2: "The end for you, Threden."
* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain Assassin's Fuckyou => 2
Forge: (( And I'm the only melee class who can move anywhere remotely nearby ))
* Death Squad Assassin 2 does not
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 8 + 14 = 22
Threden: This unit does not agree.
* Death Squad Assassin 2 misses!
Adric Kain: (( Stop bitching and do something about it then ))
Death Squad Assassin 3: "Die, Adric."
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 3 + 12 = 15
* Death Squad Assassin 3 curses and feints at Adric!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 18 + 12 = 30
Death Squad Assassin 3: (( (Adric grants CA to the assassin for a while, but that's it) ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: In the words of my master.
Forge: Fuck. This. Shit.
Faiz: (( ...wait what, what the hell is even going on ))
* Forge is now a spinning ball of rage.
Serra: (( So I nearly got oneshot by one of the assasins. ))
Forge:
Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
Attack = 18 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Lost One Jerkface: Lost One Jerkface loses 14 hit points.
Forge: (( Same damage, that was on the assassin since I hit her first ))
Forge: (( Now Jerkface ))
Faiz: (( You probably shouldn't say that. ))
Adric Kain: (( That would miss then. ))
Forge: (( Yeah well she got hit first, do whatever. ))
Forge:
Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
Attack = 23 vs. Ref       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Forge:
Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
Attack = 29 vs. Ref       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 24   Physical       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 7
Adric Kain: (( Unless you move so as to get CA ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm not sure how that works with that power though ))
Lost One Assbutt: Lost One Assbutt loses 14 hit points.
Forge: (( I shift and hit people as I move ))
Forge: (( Action pointing if we're done with assigning damage ))
Imban: (( We are, probably. ))
Forge:
Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Dynamite Kick
Attack = 15 vs. Ref       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 7
Hit: Target takes an extra 10 if at full health.
Forge: (( Daily, rerolling off my gloves ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+9 => 14 + 9 = 23
Death Squad Assassin 1: Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 26 hit points.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Forge:
Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial
Stag Beetle Crusher
Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.
Death Squad Assassin 1: Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 6 hit points.
Death Squad Assassin 1: Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 4 hit points.
Forge: Suck all of the dicks.
Death Squad Assassin 1: "Your time will be soon in any case."
Serra: "Thanks.. for the assist... agggh..."
Forge: Eat my robot cock.
* Serra is visibly pained.
* Szagyn shakes his head and throws a burst of daggers at Forge and Serra.
Forge: I officially have none of the fucks left to give you all.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Forge Reflex => 13 + 10 = 23
Serra: (( You jerk. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Serra Reflex => 12 + 10 = 22
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
Forge: Forge loses 7 hit points.
Serra: (( x_x ))
Serra: Serra loses 7 hit points.
Forge: (( That was to the assasin, not Serra. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Carnage Falchion +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal
CLEAVE ALL THE THINGS!
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +4 damage on maximum damage die; +2d4+2d12 damage on crit
* Serra flops over unconscious. ;_;
Faiz: I AM DONE WITH THIS.
Faiz:
Geocrush • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon
AND YOU, AND YOU!
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, whenever any enemy starts its turn adjacent to the target, that enemy takes 4 damage.
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 16 hit points.
Faiz: (( ...This fucking sword ))
Imban: (( wat? ))
Faiz: (( Nothing. Just pissed that every time I've rolled on it so far it's done fuckall damage. ))
Imban: (( Oh. ))
Faiz: (( That's like... 1, 1, 1, 3. ))
Imban: (( Done or? ))
Faiz: (( Yeah... ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( do my heals Provoke? ))
Serra: (( I think I can be healed out of unconscious. ))
Imban: (( shouldn't. ))
Serra: (( It doesn't. ))
Adric Kain: Serra, get up.
Adric Kain:
Revitalizing Incantation • Minor • Arcane, Healing
Feel lots better.
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge additionally the target gains temporary HP equal to their healing surge value.
* Adric Kain shift
Imban: (( THAT one might, if it's Ranged and not burst ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 24 hit points.
* Imban looks up quickly
Adric Kain: (( It is. In which case uhh ))
* Adric Kain shift first
Imban: (( yeah, that one provokes, normal ones don't ))
* Adric Kain waits to see if there's shifting bullshit
Imban: (( Nope ))
Faiz: (( Pull this goddamn dog away so I can stab everything ever. ))
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
Serra: Serra loses 10 hit points.
* Adric Kain musics at the dog.
Tilus: (( Wait what? ))
Imban: (( err... ))
Imban: (( I did it wrong ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 20 hit points.
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 23 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Imban: (( yeah you should have 24 HP and be bloodied ))
Adric Kain: Taem, skewer the dog
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 6 hit points.
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 15 + 11 = 26
* Stuph rolls: 2d6r2 => 7
Taemhain: (( aha, i remembered ))
* Adric Kain ACTION POINT
Imban: (( you surely do more than 7 damage ))
Imban: (( since you seem to have forgotten your bonuses >_> ))
Taemhain: (( oh, +9 ))
Taemhain: (( >.>; ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 16 hit points.
* Adric Kain musics at the Assassin.
Adric Kain:
Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant
You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it.
Attack = 12 vs. Will       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 8   Radiant       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 6
Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.  
Adric Kain: (( Alas. Done ))
* Lost One Jerkface smash-and-grabs Taem
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 12 = 18
* Lost One Jerkface fails
Taemhain: >:[
* Lost One Assbutt smash-and-grabs Forge.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 14 + 12 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Forge: Forge loses 9 hit points.
Adric Kain:
Prescient Warning • Immediete Interrupt • Arcane
You hax the ide to warn an ally of an attack before it happens.
Effect: If an ally within 10 squares of you is hit by an attack, they may make a basic attack against the attacking enemy as a free action, dealing 1d8 extra damage on a hit
Adric Kain: Forge, watch out.
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Lost One Assbutt: (( There. ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus stands up.
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
Serra: (( how did I lose impersonate ))
Serra: (( oh well ))
Imban: (( Via DEATH, clearly. ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
* Serra GLARES at the assasin that stabbed her.
Forge: (( She's prone, you will likely miss ))
Imban: (( from adjacent there's no penalty. ))
Imban: (( (nor bonus, but) ))
Serra: "That HURT, you know. And I am not going to take kindly to that assasination attempt of yours."
Serra: "Enjoy the headache that ends this life and will haunt you into your next!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Mental Trauma @ Assasin 1, vs Will. Does not provoke. => 3 + 10 = 13
Serra: (( ...Really? ))
Faiz: (( Should've just used your second wind. ))
Death Squad Assassin 1: (( hontou ;_; ))
* Serra sad girl in rain, augh turn end.
Adric Kain: (( Did you Action point already? ))
Alys: "Man, it would sure suck if all of them died and I didn't know about it."
Adric Kain: We're right here.
Serra: (( Nope. Actually I should use it. ))
Forge: (( She can fuck off. ))
* Serra does ACTION POINT.
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: --IS SHE FUCKING STILL THERE?!
Adric Kain: And we're bleeding. Not dead yet though.
* Serra uses Force Spheres, sets a series of 4 force spheres whirling around her that add +2 to all defenses so long as she keeps one around.
Imban: (( I actually expected you to TELL her to go get help or something ))
Faiz: (( No she stays now. Oh, does she stay. ))
* Serra then flings one at the attack puppy!
Adric Kain: I'd tell you to go get help but as an author I expect that would lead to you being kidnapped or otherwise harmed again off screen.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Force Sphere Fling @ Attack Puppy, vs Ref => 14 + 9 = 23
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage, and is knocked prone => 4 + 5 = 9
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 9 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save me from this ongoing damage! => 5
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
* Serra invokes her Amulet of Resolution, rerolls that save.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save me from this ongoing damage! => 6
Serra: (( ...Really now. ))
Imban: (( You are resolved to not pass that save. ))
Faiz: (( ...Can you Enforced Competence yourself? ))
Serra: (( No. ))
Faiz: (( Hum. ))
* Lost One Total Loser does the whole slash-and-grab on Taemhain.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 12 = 18
* Lost One Total Loser useless.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy stand up the villain.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain Tripping Lunge => 3
* Ravenous Attack Puppy does not.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy cheeearge
Faiz: (( yes of course ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 17 + 13 = 30
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
Faiz: Faiz loses 8 hit points.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( so if i use my invisibo armor can the puppy still try to yank me? ))
Faiz: (( You're not adjacent to said dog so it doesn't matter. ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( if it wants to, it'd be at -5. ))
Taemhain: (( ok ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 14
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( but... yes if you're not adjacent to it, it doesn't matter. ))
Taemhain: (( augh ))
Taemhain: (( well, im over here now anyway @.@ ))
Threden has received initiative.
Serra: (( The invisiboarmor is on, right? ))
Taemhain: (( yes ))
Serra: (( It hits because CA from concealment. ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( oh, then that hits ))
Death Squad Assassin 3: Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 27 hit points.
Taemhain: (( oh, yay ))
Death Squad Assassin 3: Blarg!
Threden:
Lightning Blast Full Power • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder
You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that batters any nearby foe as well.
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 7   Thunder       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: Make a Secondary Attack that is Close Blast 3.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Adric Kain: (( Hey Fleed, hold til after me this time ))
Faiz: (( Okay. ))
* Lost One Bald Guy continues his eternal fight with Threden.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 12 = 13
* Lost One Bald Guy does poorly.
Threden: (( He fights himself. ))
* Death Squad Assassin 1 stand up the villain
* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain Assassin's Quarry => 5
* Death Squad Assassin 1 doesn't
Forge: (( Dekabase asshole, stand up ))
* Death Squad Assassin 1 stabs Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 14 + 14 = 28
* Imban rolls: 3d6+6 => 15 + 6 = 21
Serra: Serra loses 21 hit points.
* Serra flops back over again. ;_;
Death Squad Assassin 2: "Your time has expired, Faiz Fayne."
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex (feint) => 1 + 10 = 11
* Death Squad Assassin 2 faints instead of feinting, but whatever.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover Assassin's Strike => 1
* Death Squad Assassin 2 doesn't do that either. Sigh. STAB
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 4 + 12 = 16
Death Squad Assassin 2: (( that was actually vs. AC ))
Death Squad Assassin 2: (( so yeah, hot failure ))
Adric Kain: (( Advantage of cunning ))
Forge has received initiative.
Imban: (( Oh, I was marked by Threden too... ))
Forge: (( Does being at exactly half HP make me bloodied? ))
Imban: (( yes ))
Threden: (( Yeah, and I can't interrupt. ))
Imban: (( Oh, ok. ))
Forge:
Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal
Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse.
Effect: Gain 6 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 6 HP.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 12 hit points.
* Forge punches this fucker in the face.
Forge:
Fallen Needle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Skull Break
Attack = 16 vs. Ref       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you until end of your next turn.
* Lost One Assbutt parries with his sword.
* Forge just stands there like a knob.
* Szagyn throws a burst of knives at Adric and Taemhain!
Szagyn: (( oh, right, Stuph, you probably regenerated once or twice and missed it, so ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 6 hit points.
Taemhain: (( oh yeah, im bad at that @.@ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Adric Reflex => 11 + 10 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Taem Reflex => 11 + 10 = 21
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 11 hit points.
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 11 hit points.
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz horudo action
Adric Kain: (( You don't have to now ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( I was going to moment of escape you from the dog ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( ...well what were you-- oh ))
Forge: (( Please stab this bitch in the bitch. ))
Faiz: (( Which? ))
Forge: (( Captain Dingleberry over here is preventing me from doing it myself and I'm really ready for her to be made into a rug. ))
Forge: (( The one who's killed Serra twice now ))
Faiz: (( Yeah I might as well. ))
Faiz: GOD DAMMIT. I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT LIKE THIS.
Faiz: I AM ABOVE SUCH AMATEUR-HOUR HORSESHIT AS A BUNCH OF JACKASSES LEAPING OUT FROM BEHIND A WALL AND SICCING A GOD DAMN DOG ON ME.
Faiz:
Henshin: Rolling Thunder • Minor Action • Lightning, Polymorph, Primal, Thunder • Personal
COMPLETE!!
Effect: Rolling Thunder Form! Gain resist 3 to all damage and +1 AC. Once per round when you hit an enemy with a melee attack, each enemy marked by you takes 4 thunder damage. Allows use of Stone Thunder Buster. Form lasts for the rest of the encounter.
Forge: (( I think we've collectively decided it's burn all the dailies time? ))
Serra: (( Yeeep. ))
Taemhain: (( i sure as hell did ))
Faiz: (( I'm pissed! I don't fuckin' care anymore! This fight can eat a plate of dicks. ))
Forge: (( Noted, next turn I burn my last two and start getting furious. ))
* Faiz storms up to the bloodied assassin, somewhat literally. "HELLO."
Death Squad Assassin 1: "Your death is at hand."
Faiz:
Meteor Smash • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Melee Weapon
CRUSH TIME!
Attack = 20 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 14
Hit: The target's space and each square adjacent to it become difficult terrain for all enemies until the end of the encounter.
Miss: Half damage.
Effect: Whenever you hit an enemy for the first time after using this power, that enemy's space and each square adjacent to it become difficult terrain for all enemies until the end of the encounter.
Death Squad Assassin 1: Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 26 hit points.
* Faiz fuckin' buries her into the floor like a nail.
Faiz: NOPE.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Serra, get up!
Faiz: (( Oh right and 4 for the dog. ))
Adric Kain: (( Heal surge +4 ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 4 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 18 hit points.
Serra: (( HS is 12 ))
Imban: (( yup ))
Imban: (( still prone due to DCAO-ness but ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually 1 more. Belt ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 1 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Also should I vanish the assassin, Assbutt, or save it for the named guy? ))
Taemhain: (( i vote assassin ))
Faiz: (( Seriously what the fuck does that term even mean. ))
Imban: (( what term ))
Threden: (( DCAO? ))
Adric Kain: (( Send to the Feywild ))
Serra: (( Yeah, the assasin. It can kill any of us dead at this point ))
* Adric Kain looks at the Assassin. Get the hell out of here.
Adric Kain:
Timeless Trek in Mithrendain • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Go Away.
Attack = 27 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6
Effect: The Target is banished to the Feywild (save ends). While banished, it is removed from play. When the effect ends the target reappears in the space it last occupied or the nearest unoccupied space of its choice.  
Death Squad Assassin 2: Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Threden: (( It's from your art of Kittenban. The letters DEAD look like DCAO. ))
Faiz: (( Oh. Whatever. ))
Alys: "Oh, hi. You look to be missing a lot of blood. "
* Adric Kain steps ---> Out, looks at Alys. "We're...having a bit of trouble.
Alys: "I was hoping all the agonized screams were the bad guys. "
Adric Kain: Some of them are!
Faiz: I WILL BRING TO YOU GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM IF YOU SIT ON THAT FUCKING STOOP ONE MORE MOMENT
Serra: "Yes, we... could use a little help here."
Forge: I AM INCLINED TO AGREE WITH HIM AT THIS POINT.
* Lost One Jerkface jerks Taemhain's face.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 2 + 12 = 14
Forge: THIS IS NOT MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOLUME. IT IS ELEVATED BEYOND MY USUAL CANDOR. I HAVE HAD ALL I CAN STAND.
* Lost One Jerkface just gives it a little tug on the cheeks.
* Lost One Assbutt continues dragging Forge off. For beatings.
Threden: (( « Jerkface = Invalid expression: Jerkface. » Aww, you're so cute~ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 2 + 12 = 14
* Lost One Assbutt fails.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
* Taemhain laughs and menaces Jerkface with his beardanvil.
* Serra gets up.
* Forge turns with a dark glow in his eyes.
Forge: Oh, you. You.
Forge: You will die slowly.
Serra: "Okay, I've had enough with you guys. It's time to stop picking off the stragglers so that you stop hounding us!"
Serra: (( start picking off, rather. ))
Forge: (( Hey it's that dog. MAKE IT EAT ITS OWN FACE. ))
Serra: "And starting with you, you fiendish hound!"
Faiz: (( See what happens when you teleport it outside the shrine entirely. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Mind Thrust @ Attack Puppy, vs Will => 6 + 10 = 16
Forge: (( Alys dies and we go back a checkpoint. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+5 Damage => 2 + 5 = 7
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 7 hit points.
Serra: "And have a force sphere while you're at it!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Force Sphere Fling @ Attack Puppy, vs Ref => 7 + 9 = 16
Serra: (( Alas. ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy doje.
Serra: (( turn end. ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( save ))
Imban: (( SAVE YOURSELVES etc. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save me from this ongoing damage! => 12
Serra: (( Yay! ))
Imban: Serra stops bleeding out!
Alys: Get help? Sure!
Forge: (( Fleed I'm gonna shift, do you want me to leave you a spot to flank this guy or are you gonna murder somebody else? ))
Faiz: (( ...Mechperson you've run out of heals haven't you? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yep ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Alys looks for help and finds... 1-5 = Nothing, 6-10 = Holybro, 7-15 = Gilgamesh, 16-20 = Kittenban => 1
* Alys doesn't bring any helpers this round.
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Faiz: (( HEY LOOK AT THAT ))
Faiz: (( How SURPRISING ))
Forge: (( I was hoping she'd find a knife. In her throat. ))
Faiz: (( THIS IS MY ANGRY VOICE ))
Faiz: (( IT IS VERY LOUD ))
Threden: (( Sure. Complain to the girl who we could have asked for help a few turns ago. ))
* Lost One Total Loser does the ol' slash-and-grab on Serra!
Serra: (( And of COURSE it comes after me. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 3 + 12 = 15
* Lost One Total Loser fails.
* Serra dodge!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Regain Jack the Tripper => 2
* Ravenous Attack Puppy doesn't
Forge: (( A few turns ago we didn't know this was gonna go tits up utterly ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy cheeearge
Threden: (( I mean, those rolls are a 50% chance of super awesome. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Serra's AC => 15 + 13 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 2 + 7 = 9
Serra: Serra loses 9 hit points.
Serra: (( Crunch ;_; ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Nah I really was assuming that by sending her to get help we would be sending her to her death ))
Serra: (( Faiz: Steel Wind these jerks on your action. ))
Forge: (( Fuck the shift I know what I'm doing next turn. ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 23   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 12
Taemhain: (( *shake fist* ))
Threden has received initiative.
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Threden: (( Attacking the boss. ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Taemhain: (( someday ill remember that on my own :/ ))
Szagyn: Szagyn loses 12 hit points.
Threden: STATEMENT: Over here.
Szagyn: Gack!
* Lost One Bald Guy sighs and drags Threden away from his boss!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Fortitudinous => 6 + 14 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Threden: Threden loses 9 hit points.
* Lost One Bald Guy uses Kidnap!
* Lost One Bald Guy squidnaps Threden.
Faiz: (( And then Threden was Thredoor. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 save vs. vacation => 10
Forge has received initiative.
Serra: (( Well that was short ))
* Forge punches the ground, hitting the dog and the loser.
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 19 vs. Ref       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+9 => 16 + 9 = 25
Ravenous Attack Puppy: Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 13 hit points.
Lost One Total Loser: Lost One Total Loser loses 13 hit points.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy expires.
* Forge turns around with a Cell glare and punches this prick in the face.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Lost One Assbutt: Lost One Assbutt loses 8 hit points.
Forge: (( Done. ))
* Szagyn throws knives at Faiz and Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Faiz Reflex => 3 + 8 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Serra Reflex => 17 + 8 = 25
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
Serra: (( OF COURSE. ))
Serra: Serra loses 10 hit points.
* Serra drops for a third time. ;_;
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz erupts into magnetism and earthquake.
Faiz:
Tremor Advance • Minor • Primal, Stance • Personal
SIT.
Effect: Until the stance ends, enemies cannot shift into or out of squares adjacent to you.
Adric Kain: (( Oh bleh. Hey Imban ))
Szagyn: (( Hi Adric ))
Adric Kain: (( The Assassin is still on Vacation ))
Imban: (( Oh? ))
Adric Kain: (( -2 to the first save from my weapon ))
Imban: (( Oh. ))
Imban: (( OK! ))
Forge: (( Thank god for small miracles ))
* Faiz rumbles on up to the underboss and just towers over him.
Imban: (( I don't need to REWIND TIME so that's ok. ))
Faiz: STOP THROWING KNIVES.
Faiz: STOP THROWING KNIVES!
Faiz: STOP! THROWING! KNIVES!!
* Szagyn just pulls one and gets ready to stick it in Faiz instead.
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( god fucking christ of course not ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain musics at Jerkface
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 30 vs. Will       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Lost One Jerkface: Lost One Jerkface loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain: Taemhein, kill him.
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 20 + 11 = 31
Lost One Jerkface: (( *SPLUT* ))
Taemhain: (( ok ))
Forge: (( SHIT. ))
Threden: (( Yeeeeeeeeep. ))
Serra: (( Yay! ))
Faiz: (( Yeah he just got the super die. ))
Forge: (( Oh DAMMIT ))
Adric Kain: (( What? ))
Forge: (( Imban can I retroactively put the dog soul in my hat? ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( I do want to see the damage roll on that ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Lost One Jerkface: (( Umm, yes ))
Forge:
Helm of Seven Deaths • Free • None
Souls, come unto me!
Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (1/7)
Faiz: (( And I forget to regen, again, hum~ ))
Taemhain: (( 21 unless i get bonus damage ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( you should ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( magic weapons all do... ))
Faiz: (( You have a fucking High Crit weapon, don't you? ))
Serra: (( You do if you have a magic weapon. ))
Threden: (( You have +Crit on your weapon, no...? ))
Taemhain: (( oh yeah, so uhh, 27 ))
Threden: (( You roll that. ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d6 => 6
Lost One Jerkface: Lost One Jerkface loses 27 hit points.
Forge: (( Like she said, 27. ))
Taemhain: (( stil 27 ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Lost One Jerkface: (( er ))
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 3 hit points.
Lost One Jerkface: (( CONFUSED AS TO WHOSE TURN IT WAS. ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( Adric's ))
Taemhain: (( that was adrics turn ))
* Adric Kain shift out of sight!
* Lost One Assbutt drags Forge away. For the beatings.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Forgitude => 12 + 12 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
Forge: Forge loses 13 hit points.
Forge: (( Wolfbling, he gets knocked to the floor. ))
Forge: (( It just says it's a free action, not if it's an interrupt or a reaction ))
Lost One Assbutt: (( can't really interrupt being *hit*, since that requires a roll ))
Lost One Assbutt: (( regardless, he drags you first ))
* Lost One Assbutt then stands back up
Forge: (( Well that was magical. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( I hate this fucking pelt. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Shindatta iya da~~~~!!! => 19
* Serra stabilizes.
Serra: (( Done. ))
Lost One Assbutt: (( not quite, you just don't get worse. ))
Threden: (( Well, you did use it before he used his move action. ))
Alys: "GUARDS! GUARDS! MURDER IN THE DARK!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 13
Forge: (( Because he wasn't gonna move after he slid me ))
Serra: (( And we get jerkmerc. ))
* Gilgathorn drops in from the roof.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 11 + 11 = 22
Threden: (( Like a zinja ))
Forge: (( Great now we're gonna be indebted to this chucklefuck ))
Gilgathorn: "Hmph."
Forge: (( I'd honestly rather die ))
* Lost One Total Loser tromps up to Faiz and attempts to yoink him away.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Faizitude => 7 + 14 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Faiz: Faiz loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: (( ...Is that postmove a shift or what? ))
Lost One Total Loser: (( slide ))
Faiz: (( On himself? ))
Lost One Total Loser: (( Yes ))
Faiz: (( Fair enough. Carry on. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 14
Taemhain: (( bah! ))
Threden has received initiative.
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Forge: (( I'll be back shortly, I have to go pick up dinner. It's a three mile trip all round ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Gilgathorn pulls out both of his hand crossbows and shoots the Assbutt with the first.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 2 + 14 = 16
* Gilgathorn idly turns and fires the second one off to his right side without looking.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 18 + 14 = 32
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
Lost One Total Loser: Lost One Total Loser loses 7 hit points.
Gilgathorn: "Huh. Guess it does work better that way."
Taemhain: "This is not the time for experimenting."
* Gilgathorn shrugs. ACTION POINTs.
Serra: (( "I have BOSS HP. I can totally experiment." ))
* Gilgathorn throws a vial into the face of the Assbutt.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 2 + 12 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex (reroll, Elven Accuracy) => 9 + 12 = 21
Gilgathorn: It explodes into a burst of choking liquid all over the Assbutt's face, blinding him!
* Gilgathorn then actually USES his action point and fires twice more at the Assbutt.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 6 + 16 = 22
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 7 + 16 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
Lost One Assbutt: Lost One Assbutt loses 10 hit points.
* Lost One Bald Guy continues beating on 3den.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 15 + 12 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Threden: Threden loses 6 hit points.
* Lost One Bald Guy shifts away.
* Death Squad Assassin 2 saves vs. vacation.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 15
Forge has received initiative.
Serra: (( Welp. ))
Death Squad Assassin 2: (( Forge is -> dinner so ))
Adric Kain: (( Uhh ))
Serra: (( Can one of us proxy? ))
Adric Kain: (( Punch the guy? ))
Serra: (( sec, opening his sheet ))
Serra: (( Kay, I'll take his turn ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Forge uses Fallen Needle @ Assbutt, vs Ref => 7 + 9 = 16
Imban: (( hits ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+7 Damage, target takes -2 to attack rolls until end of his turn => 10 + 7 = 17
Lost One Assbutt: Lost One Assbutt loses 17 hit points.
Tilus: Forge flurries, 6 more damage.
Lost One Assbutt: Lost One Assbutt loses 6 hit points.
Tilus: (( Done. ))
Threden: (( You can also just impersonate to get access to his macros, as well. ))
* Szagyn throws a volley of knives at Faiz.
Tilus: (( Macros annoy me. It's why I've never bothered to add them to Serra. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex => 4 + 10 = 14
Threden: (( Why? They're really handy. ))
* Szagyn is bad.
Faiz has received initiative.
Tilus: (( Personally I find it's faster to just type it out than macro. ))
Imban: (( Because Tilus chooses to do things the hard but more customizable way! ))
Imban: (( So basically Tilus uses Linux. ))
Faiz: KNOCK IT OFF.
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( GOD DAMMIT ))
Imban: (( how did you get over THERE? ))
Faiz: (( Uh, 6 move? ))
Imban: (( I missed it? ))
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Imban: (( SOmehow I thought you charged, which REALLY weirded me out. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
* Adric Kain peek back in, musics Assbutt\
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 21 vs. Will       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Lost One Assbutt: Lost One Assbutt loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain: Taemhein, hit him.
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 14 + 11 = 25
* Stuph rolls: 2d6r2+9 => 10 + 9 = 19
Lost One Assbutt: Lost One Assbutt loses 19 hit points.
Lost One Assbutt: Guh. x_x
Tilus: (( Have an action point? ))
Tilus: (( Oh wait you can't come over and use heal on me. ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Shindatta iya da~~~~!!! => 2
Tilus: (( ;_; ))
Imban: Serra begins bleeding TO DEATH.
Alys: "Hey guys, I brought help! "
Taemhain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Thank you.
Taemhain: (( id need healing to try to help serra wouldnt i? ))
Alys: (( DC 15 Heal check ))
Imban: (( which is Wis ))
Tilus: (( Yeah, you can DC 15 Heal me to stabilize me. ))
Forge: (( Ok I'm back ))
Adric Kain: (( Do you need it trained? ))
Taemhain: (( hmm, well i dont have it trained but i guess i can try it? ))
Imban: (( No ))
Tilus: (( Nope! ))
Adric Kain: (( can you take 10? ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+3 => 17 + 3 = 20
Imban: (( Don't think take 10 exists in 4e ))
Forge: (( Did my turn just get passed over? ))
Tilus: (( It does. ))
Taemhain: (( if i did it wouldnt be enough, and anyway, i win ))
Taemhain: (( we had you punch something ))
Adric Kain: (( No, tilus took it for you ))
Tilus: (( No, I proxied you. ))
Adric Kain: (( You punched a dude ))
Forge: (( Ok ))
Imban: (( Oh, it does. You can't do it during combat is all ))
Adric Kain: (( Said dude later died ))
Imban: Serra is no longer bleeding TO DEATH, just bleeding.
Threden has received initiative.
* Tilus stabilizes, thank goodness.
Forge: (( So what did the Dick Knight do? ))
Threden: (( Kill things. ))
Adric Kain: (( Shot guys. I don't see why you're so hostile toward him either ))
Taemhain: (( blinded someone, shot some people ))
Forge: (( Because I don't want to owe him anything ))
Adric Kain: (( ....kay ))
Forge: (( It's bad enough we had to SEND FOR HELP, I'd rather get somebody we knew and not this random assbag ))
Tilus: (( Because he 1) has boss HP, 2) is someone we ran into as a result of botching the skill challenge. ))
Forge: (( With his inflated stats now it just looks like we're not needed ))
Tilus: (( Which heavily implies we're gonna have to fight him later down the road. ))
Forge: (( I'd rather die than be plotsaved by a boss ))
Threden: (( *facepalms* ))
Forge: (( I'm not having a good night, ok? ))
Faiz: (( We're stuck with him but yeah, it's a sentiment thing. ))
Threden: (( Using my boots power, which lets me shift 2 squares. ))
Imban: (( boots! ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 10   Lightning       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Tilus: (( And the dance continues. ))
Imban: (( poor, poor 3den. ))
Tilus: (( Next time, on Dancing With The Stars! Can Threden the Warforged dance his way to victory!? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover Pepper Bomb => 4
* Gilgathorn does
* Gilgathorn throws it at the Assassin.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 4 + 12 = 16
Faiz: (( :goleft: ))
* Gilgathorn sighs and just shoots her twice.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 5 + 14 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 5 + 14 = 19
Gilgathorn: "...hm. Must be faulty..."
* Lost One Bald Guy continues dancing with Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 4 + 12 = 16
Death Squad Assassin 2: "Your time is up, Forge."
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex, feint => 9 + 10 = 19
* Death Squad Assassin 2 unsuccess.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover Assassin's Quarry anyway => 4
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC Stab anyway. => 2 + 12 = 14
* Death Squad Assassin 2 not useful.
Forge has received initiative.
Tilus: (( Sad assasindoppelganger in snow. ))
Forge: Go die in a fire.
Forge:
Supreme Avalanche Combination • Standard • Implement, Psionic
God Hand Smash
Attack = 26 vs. Fort       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 7
Hit: +2 to damage rolls vs target until end of encounter, hits slide 1 square or +1 to forced movement.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Death Squad Assassin 2: Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 26 hit points.
Death Squad Assassin 2: Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 6 hit points.
Death Squad Assassin 2: "Oof."
Forge: (( Done ))
* Szagyn pulls out knife, puts in knife. (in Faiz)
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 20 + 13 = 33
Faiz: (( HMMMMMM ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: (( --wait seriously ))
Szagyn: (( 2d4+4 = 12, -3 = 9 ))
Threden: (( Well, it's a knife. ))
Faiz: (( 12 was the best this chucklefuck can do? Huh. ))
Szagyn: (( it IS just a knife. ))
Threden: (( Oh, that's a really nice knive. ))
Tilus: (( He's a ranged guy mostly. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( yes, thats part of why weve ignored him ))
Faiz: (( Anyway. Somebody come crowd this assclown so we get hilarious flank bonus. ))
Tilus: (( Unfortunately that knife was enough for Serra Kill #2. ))
Faiz: YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL ME WHILE I'M BREAKING DOWN! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 14
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Szagyn: Szagyn loses 19 hit points.
Faiz: (( S'all I can do. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain music ----> Assassin.
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Szagyn: (( too far of a push ))
Faiz: (( Also I love how that roll was ONE+FOUR in order to get that 14 bonus. Sigh~ ))
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 30 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 7
Death Squad Assassin 2: Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 6 hit points.
Death Squad Assassin 2: Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 16 hit points.
Forge:
Helm of Seven Deaths • Free • None
Souls, come unto me!
Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (2/7)
* Death Squad Assassin 2 is interrupted by a fist through the head.
Adric Kain: Your time is up, bitch.
Forge: Spend the rest of your miserable existence as a head ornament.
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus x_x
Imban: (( c'mon 20s! ))
* Tilus end turn
Adric Kain: Two left. Leave one of them alive. We're sending a message to these assholes.
Imban: (( You still get to try for a 20. ))
Tilus: (( Oh I can? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Taemhain: (( im not sure we can leave him alive without faiz dying ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Big bucks big bucks, come on big bucks! => 16
Serra: (( Not quite. ))
* Serra end turn.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Threden: (( Common no wammies ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Faiz: (( --oh right me too ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Taemhain: (( oh hey ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 14
Szagyn: Szagyn loses 26 hit points.
Taemhain: (( yay ))
Faiz: (( So yeah; REGEN HP is kind of needing to be a status. ))
Szagyn: (( it is! ))
Szagyn: (( go copy the FF11 one for me sometime ))
Faiz: (( I actually already have it ready to copy in. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 11   Lightning       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Lost One Bald Guy: Lost One Bald Guy loses 11 hit points.
Serra: (( Hooray! ))
Lost One Bald Guy: Ow! Why am I so bald?!
Serra: (( You hit! ))
Taemhain: Because you're bald!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Pepper Bomb => 6
Faiz: (( So it looks like the Lost Ones have... lost one bald guy, one jerkface, one assbutt and one total loser. ))
* Gilgathorn walks forawrd and throws a Pepper Bomb at Szagyn.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Light reflecting off your clear dome has been interfering with my optic sensors.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 10 + 12 = 22
Szagyn: "Gah, my eyes!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 13 + 16 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 7 + 16 = 23
* Imban rolls: 2d6+12 => 6 + 12 = 18
Szagyn: Szagyn loses 18 hit points.
Szagyn: "Gah, my life!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Threden, ker-yoink => 1 + 12 = 13
* Lost One Bald Guy shifto
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Do we still want him alive or have we graduated to murder him and fuck his corpse? ))
Faiz: (( I don't believe I am going to let him stay frosty. ))
Serra: (( Did we ever want him alive? ))
Taemhain: (( adric does ))
Forge: (( Adric did for the entire fight ))
Adric Kain: (( Adric would prefer alive so we can mutilate him and leave him for them to find later. The other guy would do too. ))
Faiz: (( WELL ADRIC SUCKS ))
Adric Kain: (( Maybe! ))
* Forge charges fist first into the guy's face.
Forge:
Charge Attack • Standard • Implement, Psionic
God Field Dash
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
* Szagyn ducks accidentally, staggering around blindly.
* Szagyn clumsily flails with a knife at...
* Imban rolls: 1d3 Faiz, Forge, or Taemhain => 2
Serra: (( LOOK OUT HE'S GONNA CRIT ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 vs. Forge's AC => 9 + 6 = 15
Serra: (( Or not ))
Szagyn: (( provokes Faiz ))
Forge: (( Hey look he's marked ))
Faiz:
Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
INTERJECTION!!
Attack = 32 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.
Szagyn: Szagyn loses 14 hit points.
* Szagyn is busted.
* Faiz number of jerks nailed into the floor: 2
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( That's okay, right? ))
Szagyn: (( +2 cover there, I'll say ))
Faiz: (( Egh. I'll just go around. ))
Threden: (( Move behind the murals. ))
Adric Kain: (( Try the other side of threeden ))
Serra: (( Go the other way, yeah ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 29   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 19
Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( Bah. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Can I see the remaining guy from here? ))
Szagyn: (( mm... yes ))
* Adric Kain magics
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 26 vs. Will       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Lost One Bald Guy: Lost One Bald Guy loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain: Faiz, hit him again.
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 16
Adric Kain: (( I was going to use Blunder but the range isn't good enough ))
Faiz: (( Oh come on ))
Imban: (( Kid luvs u ))
Faiz: (( FUCK KID. ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Big bucks, big bucks, come on big bucks! => 5
Taemhain has received initiative.
* Serra turn end
Taemhain: (( hummm ))
Taemhain: (( if i hold till after threden could he shift away? ))
Serra: (( Yeah, and I think Threden can try to drag the guy into a more accessible space. ))
Taemhain: (( k, imma hold then ))
Threden: (( That's the plan. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Lost One Bald Guy: Lost One Bald Guy loses 13 hit points.
Threden: OBSERVATION: You are the remaining target.
Lost One Bald Guy: "...huh. See, the plan was that we'd kill everyone else while I tied you up back there."
Threden: SUGGESTION: Do not struggle.
Lost One Bald Guy:
Faiz: NOW WE ARE KILLING YOU INSTEAD!!
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 34   Physical       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 14
Lost One Bald Guy: Lost One Bald Guy loses 34 hit points.
Adric Kain: The plan now is we make you wish you'd never faced us and leave you as a message for your boss to stop fucking with us.
Lost One Bald Guy: AUUUUGHHHHH D:
Taemhain: Humph!
Adric Kain: (( Though I need to go eat so uhh...hey Tilus, proxy me! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Pepper Bomb => 4
* Gilgathorn does
* Gilgathorn throws one at Bald Guy.
Serra: (( Kay! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 15 + 12 = 27
Faiz: EVERY CORPSE IN THIS ROOM IS GOING TO BE A HILARIOUS LETTER IN A LOVE NOTE TO YOUR COMPANY SAYING "THANKS FOR TRYING BUT WE'D RATHER NOT, ALSO YOU ARE GOING TO BE BURNED TO THE GROUND IF ANYTHING REMOTELY INVOLVED WITH YOUR AFFAIRS CATCHES OUR SIGHT AGAIN, SINCERELY THE FUCKING LORD OF THE DESERT."
Serra: (( Do you mind if we kill him? ))
Lost One Bald Guy: "GAH, MY EYES!"
* Gilgathorn arrows him.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 13 + 16 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 7 + 16 = 23
Serra: (( Or maybe Girugamesh will first ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+12 => 10 + 12 = 22
Lost One Bald Guy: Lost One Bald Guy loses 22 hit points.
Serra: (( (Ramune!) ))
* Gilgathorn twirls and reholsters his hand crossbows as the last remaining guy falls down dead.
Tilus: * Adric begins the healing song, Majestic Words Serra back to positive health.
* Gilgathorn goes to pose on top of a mural.
* Faiz is TOO ANGRY TO HEAT DOWN, just goes into punching the wall until he stops wanting to cleave all the things.
Threden: This unit is appreciative of the assistance.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 24 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 24 hit points.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 44 hit points.
Serra: "Auuugh, what happened? Are we safe now?"
Gilgathorn: "Don't mention it. I could think of it as costing me 5510 gold, but it wouldn't be worth the murder warrant anyway."
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Forge: (( Healing surge plus what again, 4? ))
Serra: (( 4, yes. ))
Forge: (( For the postbattle singing. And honestly I think we should camp out since I think most of us are out of everything ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 18 hit points.
Gilgathorn: "In any case, I would suggest trying to not all get killed in the future. As I said, the lot of you are worth quite a tidy sum."
Taemhain: Why are we worth a tidy sum?
* Serra uses almost all the rest of her healing surges for the day shaking off the terrible effects of near-death.
Faiz: NOBODY DIED.
Gilgathorn: "You pissed someone off."
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 31 hit points.
Taemhain: Well, that could be anyone. :/
Gilgathorn: "It happens, though it might be new to people like you."
Forge: You do not say.
Serra: "Who is this someone? The dark ones' leader?"
Gilgathorn: "Assuming I knew who posted the bounty, why would I go and tell you that?"
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 19 hit points.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 12 hit points.
Faiz: WELL MAYBE BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY ANY AND ALL TRACES THAT THEY EVER EXISTED.
Adric Kain: (( Back ))
Threden: OBSERVATION: The person or location to collect on the bounty should have been included information.
Threden: SUGGESTION: We should find a copy of this bounty.
Gilgathorn: "Good observation. Of course, I do know who wants you dead."
Gilgathorn: "But, you know. Maybe you'll all die in a tragic wagon accident and I'll be able to collect on the bounty."
Serra: "...And you're not going to tell us."
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 32 hit points.
Gilgathorn: "I can't exactly do that if I rat out the person who put it there."
* Adric Kain uses 2 surges
Adric Kain: Here's a question. Why aren't you trying to collect?
Gilgathorn: "So no, Serra, I'm not going to tell you even if you pout and ask cutely."
Faiz:
Endurance = 17       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
* Threden looks at the body of the Total Loser, seeing if a copy is there.
* Faiz rips out a chunk of wall so he can go outside and sit down.
* Serra sighs. Well, so much for that.
Gilgathorn: "Unlike Modra's Lost Boys, I'm not a wandering murderer."
Adric Kain: So you're tracking us and hoping fortune will favor you?
Gilgathorn: "Killing people in the middle of town tends to be bad if you want to keep living there."
Gilgathorn: "Well, seeing how well you just did fighting a group of thugs, I'm thinking you might all drop dead shortly anyway."
Gilgathorn: "Heck, I'm not even sure these thugs knew about the bounty. Modra's boys have had it out for you for a long time."
Gilgathorn: (( Roll Insight if you want ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+11 Insight => 14 + 11 = 25
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Ara ara ufufu? => 13 + 3 = 16
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Scan Memory Banks => 9 + 5 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 « Bluff = 0 » => Invalid expression: 1d20+12 « Bluff = 0 ».
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Bluff => 7 + 12 = 19
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
Forge: (( Big surprise there ))
Gilgathorn: (( Adric concludes that it's not one of Modra's old people who wants you dead. ))
Gilgathorn: (( Otherwise, Gil wouldn't have said that. ))
Adric Kain: Hmm.
Threden: (( Should we be expecting that Modra hating us is even common knowledge? ))
Gilgathorn: (( Not... really. ))
Gilgathorn: (( Adric could also inquire about that, but. ))
Threden: (( Because that by itself is kind of a strange thing for him to be mentioning. ))
Threden: (( No one mentioned him at all~ ))
Gilgathorn: (( Or you! ))
Gilgathorn: (( Well, the Lost Boys were Modra's gang. ))
Adric Kain: How did you know about our feud with Modra anyway? I didn't think it was that famous. ...and I havn't published that book yet
Gilgathorn: (( So their corpses mentioned them. ))
* Faiz has taken to statuary!
Gilgathorn: "Feud is a good, poetic way to describe killing him, I suppose. But, ah, will you look at the time? I've clearly got to be going."
Gilgathorn: "Just don't die down a crevasse or something where I can't retrieve your bodies."
Adric Kain: Will do.
* Gilgathorn waves and vanishes in a puff of golden light.
Adric Kain: If you find us, do be kind and publish my notes for me posthumously?
Serra: "Sorry, but despite our latest... close brush, we really aren't very good at that whole dying thing."
Forge: I do not like that man.
Adric Kain: Faiz, do me a favor will you? Take one of their bodies and...indulge yourself with it.
Adric Kain: Just leave enough for it to be identifiable.
Serra: "Nor do I. It's clear he intends on finding a way to capitalize on any ill fortune we may encounter."
Imban: (( Faiz is out --- there. ))
Imban: (( < ))
* Adric Kain totally didn't notice
Threden: Unit Faiz is not in the vacinity.
Imban: (( Also your bounties are 1000 each, except for Forge (500) and Adric (10). ))
Adric Kain: (( Ahahaha ))
* Adric Kain Hakase
Serra: (( pfffffft XD ))
Forge: (( Well that makes me feel dandy. ))
Imban: (( Well, Forge missed that entire adventure. ))
Imban: (( And Adric is Doc. ))
* Adric Kain then turns to Alys, starts being all charming like.
Forge: (( Then our combined bounty is 4510 unless that includes Azar ))
Alys: (( It does ))
Faiz: I FEEL BETTER NOW.
Alys: "No offense, fiery, but maybe you should wash the blood off your everything first."
Adric Kain: Are you all right, my dear? I hope these...ruffians didn't put you through anything horrible.
Faiz: WHERE IS THAT JACKASS PONCE?
Threden: (( If we're talking about guys that arn't here, wasn't Wolfs also there, or are we literally removing him from the campaign now? ))
Serra: (( I think he's officially out of the campaign. ))
Alys: (( officially out, as best I know ))
Threden: (( Poor Wolfs. The bounty has already been claimed on him. ))
Forge: (( So I guess we're going diving through Zeal for a new healer? ))
Serra: (( Note: I have zero qualms about genning a second leader. ))
Alys: (( Naah, you can all die. ))
Forge: (( Because this was fucking ridiculous. ))
Alys: (( *cough* ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm keeping the belt ))
Threden: (( Clearly you should hire Yuu. ))
Alys: (( We'll talk about whether you want a new player afterwards. ))
Alys: "N-nothing that bad happened to me, no..."
Alys: "Anyway, I have a message for you."
* Alys clears her throat and concentrates, clearly reciting from memory.
Serra: "Alright, what is it?"
Alys: “Greetings from Sertanian, castellan of the Hall of Great Valor. I beseech you to return to Brindol with all haste, as your presence is needed here. The matter concerns one of the relics that you recovered while saving myself and our town’s other captives in Rivenroar, and is most urgent.”
Alys: "...I think, at least. I wasn't expecting to be kidnapped before telling you about it."
Faiz: OH. HUH.
Faiz: WAIT, DIDN'T WE... TAKE MOST OF THAT STUFF WITH US?
Adric Kain: No.
Alys: (( You returned it to Brindol, since most of it was shiny sentimental junk. ))
Serra: "One of the Rivenroar relics? You have my interest."
* Faiz rumbles.
Alys: "He didn't tell me anything more, but he said to come quickly, so..."
Faiz: THIS WAS SOMEWHAT THE OPPOSITE OF QUICKLY, I'D WAGER.
Alys: "Well... we can probably rest here overnight. Though I'd... rather do it in a safer district."
Faiz: SEE WHAT YOU DO?! WHY YOU GOTTA BE ABDUCT.
* Alys frowns.
Forge: I think it may have to wait. I do not know about the rest of you but I'm particularly worn out from that entire ordeal.
Serra: "I think resting and recovering for the night would be wise before we depart, but yes, I at least intend on returning posthaste."
Alys: "They said they knew where you were, okay?! It's not like I've been here before! ;_;"
Adric Kain: Faiz! It's not her fault that these miscreants had it out for us
* Alys pouts and crosses her arms.
Faiz: WELL I'M STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT
Adric Kain: Be angry at the bodies!
Faiz: I CAN DO THIS!!
Taemhain: I'm sure we'll get to stab him eventually
Forge: For once I fully share Faiz's complete and total enragement.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Brindol is some distance. Recommend resting on the road.
* Faiz brandish swords. "IT IS TIME FOR HOBBYISM!!"
Serra: "Besides, it might hold a connection to why there's a bounty on our head or why these Dark Ones were after us."
* Adric Kain starts scribing down a rather vivid, grotesque description of what happened to them. And mentions that the lucky ones died quickly.. "And put this on one of them when you're done.
Alys: (( None of the corpses are Dark Ones. ))
Serra: (( Lost Ones, rather. ))
Alys: (( Yes, the Lost Ones are a gang that was run by Dark Ones. ))
Alys: (( Blame 4e. ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Adric Kain: (( From the Shadowdark? ))
Imban: (( From the Shadowfell. ))
Faiz: (( So merely the baddark. ))
* Forge adds a few large impact marks to one of the assassin's faces with his fists
Imban: (( Yes. Anyway, that should more or less wrap things up, so log out whenever. ))
Tilus is disconnected.
Faiz: (( Fullrest, right? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Adric Kain: (( Adric is totally going to try to get a date with Alys after he's not covered in his own blood by the way ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 39 hit points.
Stuph is disconnected.
Fleed is disconnected.
Threden is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.