Threden has connected.
Stuph has connected.
Imban has connected.
Stuph:
|
Nice Inn name
|
|
Imban:
|
Oh right, you weren't around for that
the first time around
|
|
Imban:
|
Yeah, this is the town map from
mission 1. I've just reused it for generic towns since
|
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Tilus has connected.
Fleed has connected.
Tilus: (( yet another relaxing day at the NOM
NOMS AND HEROES. ))
|
Imban:
|
Now I'm just waiting for Blaine and...
I'm going to move Regris to notplaying soon >_>
|
Faiz: (( Clearly Regris is going to be our
(Sidekick). ))
Tilus: (( oh hey, we get dwarfadin back! ))
Taemhain: (( i believe he is now operating
in "i have too much real life shit to do" land :/ ))
Threden: (( Mecha should just run himself,
Azar, and Wolfs. ))
Mechalomaniac: (( CURSE YOU REAL LIFE ))
Adric Kain: (( And I'm not willing to do
both. ))
Faiz: (( Tilus should do Regris just so he's
the healer again. ))
Taemhain: (( and considering how much hes
been telling me about i can believe it @.@ ))
Adric Kain: (( I'd totally run GoseiAzar
again though ))
Tilus: (( what XD ))
Blaine has connected.
Threden: (( Tilus is indeed a healer. ))
Tilus: (( sure I'll proxy I guess. ))
|
Imban:
|
So Regris will not be attending this
session or any future ones, I believe.
|
Tilus: (( unless.. yeah ))
Blaine: (( He quit? :/ ))
Taemhain: (( definitely not this one, likely
not others ))
Faiz: (( FIREGRIS ))
Adric Kain: (( Real life ate him ))
Forge:
((
))
Imban: (( Angstgris ate him. ))
Tilus: (( Also reverting back to Serracolors.
))
Forge: (( We need to recruit a new Leader then ))
Forge: (( I like having two ))
|
Imban:
|
Naah, you can all just die.
|
Tilus:
((
))
Taemhain:
((
))
Faiz: (( Will not. ))
Taemhain: (( we made it through the boss
fight, well be fine right? >.> ))
|
Kalad:
|
Hi. I'm not here by accident, by the
way.
|
|
Faiz:
|
HOLYBRO! HI.
|
Forge: (( Well if I do end up shelving Forge, at
least Wayland would be one ))
Tilus: (( Hi, dwarfadin! ))
* Taemhain waves at the other dwarf.
|
Kalad:
|
It's an awful rainy day, isn't it? So
much better underground, where it doesn't rain unless something
REALLY bad is going on.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Yeah underground you only have to
worry about Naga queens and erruptions of Elemental Chaos
|
|
Taemhain:
|
It really is...always too much rain or
too much sun. :/
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
That's totally not worse than a bit of
water from the sky.
|
|
Faiz:
|
DOES THE VERNACULAR "MAKING IT RAIN"
COUNT BECAUSE THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN A LOT WITH... US.
|
|
Kalad:
|
That sounds... awkward.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
It definitely was. There was
impaling...
|
|
Kalad:
|
Anyway, someone's been looking for
you. Somewhat cute girl, was in the market, shouting to anyone who
would listen that she's from Brindol and she needs to tell you
something.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
POINT THE WAY!
|
|
Faiz:
|
--ADRIC WHAT DID YOU DO
|
|
Serra:
|
"Tell us something? So what might that
something be?"
|
|
Taemhain:
|
You'd think someone would've told her
to just leave a message attached to the bar.
|
|
Kalad:
|
I'm not you, so she wouldn't tell me.
Plus, I didn't know you were back in town until just now.
|
|
Faiz:
|
WE GO TO A LOT OF PLACES.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
We just go back from that
aforementioned Elemental Chaos Naga thing.
|
Adric Kain: (( got ))
|
Serra:
|
"Well, I suppose we should head to the
market to find out, then."
|
|
Kalad:
|
Indeed. And having met the heroes, I'm
going to have some nom noms, myself.
|
* Kalad moves over to the bar and orders a
rather large and meaty-sounding dinner.
|
Serra:
|
"Mmm, nom noms. Well, we'll be going,
then~"
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Yes, let's go see what we can do for
the lovely damsel in distress!
|
|
Imban:
|
You... don't see any cute, distressed
girls looking for you in the market. Looks like you'll have to
begin a SKILL CHALLENGE to find her!
|
Serra: (( OH SNAP ))
Faiz: (( ROLLING ENDURANCE TO FLEX FOR
ATTRACTING MATES (no) ))
Threden: (( HURRY, ROLL PICKPOCKET ))
Forge: (( ROLLING STEALTH TO STALK HER FROM THE
SHADOWS AND/OR SMELL HER HAIR ))
Taemhain: (( oh noooes ))
|
Imban:
|
Currently available skills: Primary
(Perception, Stealth, Streetwise), Secondary (Bluff, Diplomacy)
|
* Faiz just kind of looks awkward and helpless
while he stands around.
|
Faiz:
|
Perception = 15 Rolled: 6 Bonuses: 9
|
|
Taemhain: (( ive got an 8 perception but
thats like all ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 Diplomancy => 3 + 11 = 14
Forge: (( How do you have more perception than
me ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+12 Diplomancy! => 15 + 12 = 27
Taemhain: (( i trained it? ))
Forge: (( No Fleed ))
Taemhain: (( also i actually have a wis
score? ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Robot Sensors => 20 + 5 = 25
Taemhain: (( oh, meh ))
|
Imban:
|
Faiz, while searching around, sees a
set of muddy bootprints leading out of the area, with a parchment
trampled to the ground near it.
|
Faiz: (( 12 WIS and trained. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 Perception => 3 + 8 = 11
|
Imban:
|
Strangely, the parchment has your
names written on it.
|
|
Faiz:
|
I FOUND A THING!
|
|
Faiz:
|
I-- MAYBe.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
What is it?
|
* Faiz holds up the scrap of parchment, at
least as best he could with something so kinna... fragile, with ROBOT
HANDS
|
Imban:
|
Serra and Adric hear from a merchants
that the girl was around here until recently, when she went off
with some of the Lost Ones, that gang that tried to kill you a
month or so ago.
|
|
Imban:
|
Adric further hears that her name is
Alys and she is a half-elf.
|
Imban: (( Both of you get +2 to your next
Insight, Perception, or Streetwise check. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
That sounds like she's in trouble and
needs saving!
|
|
Imban:
|
Threden's sensors pick up the trail
that Faiz found, and see that it's headed towards one of the
rougher districts in Overlook, the Nine Bells.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Yeah, I don't like that company she's
hanging out with."
|
Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: Tracks lead in this
direction.
|
|
Imban:
|
Forge thinks he picked up the trail,
but it turns out to have been a homeless half-orc, who was
none-too-happy about being disturbed.
|
Imban: (( Round 2! New skill uses are
available: ))
Adric Kain: (( What new skills? ))
Imban: (( Primary: Insight ))
Imban: (( (and all previous ones) ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+13 Insight (includes bonus) => 10 + 13 = 23
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 Perception => 4 + 8 = 12
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+8 perception? => 20 + 8 = 28
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Wassup homies I be talkin' Streetwise => 10 + 8 =
18
Serra: (( (Includes bonus) ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Robot Sensors Redux => 5 + 5 = 10
Faiz: (( "RAP MUSIC, MY DROOGS!" ))
|
Faiz:
|
Perception = 17 Rolled: 8 Bonuses: 9
|
|
|
Imban:
|
Adric thinks that after their previous
combats with them, that the Lost Ones probably have it out for the
heroes.
|
Serra: (( WE ARE NOT NOM NOMS ))
|
Imban:
|
Also, they run a smuggling enterprise
in the city, so looking into that might turn up Alys.
|
Forge: (( That must have been during January
because I only recall the RED HAND ))
Serra: (( Yeah, the dark ones arc happened
while you were gone. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Hmm...they're smugglers and they have
it out for us. So lets' go smuggling.
|
|
Imban:
|
Serra follows up on that by finding
out where some of the Lost Ones' black market contacts are.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
If by smuggling you mean smacking...
|
|
Forge:
|
I think you have missed a few steps in
that conclusion.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Nonsense. I just missed describing
them.
|
|
Imban:
|
Forge and Threden, meanwhile, follow
the trail to an abandoned warehouse that looks like it may have
been used for filming Sentai fight scenes at one point.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
The girl, Alys, was looking for us.
The Lost Ones hate us. They kidnap her knowing that we'll heroicly
go to save her, so then they can take their revenge!
|
|
Forge:
|
I do not think this is the right place.
|
|
Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: This facility is heavily
damaged, yet structurally sound.
|
|
Imban:
|
As they're about to turn around and
tell everyone about it, the two of them hear a cough from behind.
|
Taemhain: (( ambuuuush~ ))
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"I'd be more careful if I were the two
of you."
|
Serra: (( WARNING: The boss character is
approaching fast. ))
Threden: (( Gilgamesh?! ))
Faiz: (( "Have you-- met... us?"
))
|
Forge:
|
Careful about what exactly?
|
* Gilgathorn is an elf armed with all manner
of weapons, a longsword in one hand and a hand crossbow in the other.
Strapped to his body are another hand crossbow, two shortswords, several
knives, and some nasty-looking vials.
Serra: (( he IS gilgamesh! ))
Faiz: (( Impossible. He has no glaive. ))
Adric Kain: (( Did the module make this up
or did you? ))
Faiz: (( BECAUSE IT IS MINE. ))
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"The Lost Ones aren't going to be
gentle when you find them. They've got reason enough to kill you,
even if you didn't have a bounty on your head."
|
Taemhain: (( we have a bounty? ))
Gilgathorn: (( that is news to you ))
Taemhain: (( ill say ))
Adric Kain: (( Does one of us have a
comedicly lower one than the others? ))
|
Threden:
|
INQUIRY: What is the value on this
unit?
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"1000 gp."
|
|
Threden:
|
STATEMENT: This unit is disapointed.
|
|
Forge:
|
Were we meant to be surprised that
unscrupulous types want us dead enough to pay for it? The ones who
have tried thus far certainly could not accomplish it themselves.
|
* Gilgathorn shrugs and spreads his hands.
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"If not surprised, at least cautious,
which you clearly haven't been. The Lost Ones almost certainly
know you're coming at this point."
|
Serra: (( So I'm guessing forge and threden
had failures #2 and #3 and we just botched the skill challenge. ))
Taemhain: (( i rolled a 20 @.@ ))
Gilgathorn:
(( your guess is accurate
))
Taemhain: (( i tried! ))
Forge: (( Apparently skill challenges don't give
a shit ))
Taemhain: (( welp, now what? ))
Serra: (( So I think we need a new rule among
us for skill challenges. ))
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Anyway, best of luck with the whole
'not dying' thing. Mostly I just don't want an innocent young girl
to get tortured to death on your behalf or anything, of course."
|
Threden: (( Especially since Stuph rolled
before me. But whatever! We don't always need to pass. ))
|
Forge:
|
I fail to see how it benefits them to
know we are coming anyway. The earth-moving juggernaut we
regularly travel with generally ensures whatever is in front of us
stops being there in short order.
|
Serra: (( If you don't have a good mod in any
skill involved, don't roll. ))
* Gilgathorn waves and vanishes into wisps of
golden light.
Adric Kain: (( Do you have to roll? ))
Gilgathorn: (( Only sometimes. ))
Forge: (( Plus EIGHT tends to be a good mod. And
18 + 1 is still only 19. ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok. ))
|
Imban:
|
Regardless, shortly thereafter,
Taemhain trails the Lost Ones to an abandoned temple of Pelor,
where they've taken the girl Alys.
|
Serra: (( there is supposed to be a skill
challenge in the future where we will !!DIE!! if we don't pass, so now's
a good time to get good habits ingrained. ))
Imban: (( That one DOES require everyone to do
it. ))
Serra: (( Well okay. ))
Faiz: (( LOOK AT YOU BEIN' PREVENTATIVE ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Forge: (( Also looking ahead in the module isn't
very sporting ))
|
Imban:
|
And thus, everyone is brought together
at the temple.
|
Adric Kain: (( Yeah if I ever run 4e I'm
throwing skill challenges into fire ))
Faiz: (( I'll be honest, I kind of like
them, it's just... these are stringent as all hell. ))
Serra: (( I'm going to do something different
than default for skill challenges should I run 4e again. ))
Imban: (( NEW MAP: Abandoned Temple of Pelor ))
Imban: (( Place yourself at the entrance, I
suppo~ ))
Imban: (( suppose ))
Imban: (( By the way, I mentioned the !!DIE!!
one in chat, Blaine, so it's not like Serra is peeping. ))
Imban: (( (It's also not until like module 9)
))
Forge: (( MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Faiz: (( That's about the size of it... ))
Serra: (( pelor IS the justice god, isn't he?
))
Taemhain: (( whoops, i forgot to bring
myself ))
Faiz: (( YOU SO SLOW WITH THEM STUBBY LEGS ))
Taemhain: (( chip also woke up and
distracted the hell out of me ))
Imban: (( Anyway, you needed *12* successes
before 3 failures there, so the fact Taemhain got #5 before failures 2
and 3 didn't really... matter much ))
Imban: (( I just changed the order of things
for narrative convenience ))
Threden: (( Well then. ))
Serra: (( sheeeeeeeeeesh. ))
Serra: (( that's lame ))
Forge: (( The fuck is a fresco and why did they
call it that and not a wall ))
Threden: (( I don't mind skill challenges
much, but PROBABLY since we can get them for other things, knowing what
a success is doesn't hurt. ))
Faiz: (( It's a mural. ))
Threden: (( Frescos are painted walls. ))
|
Imban:
|
The front doors appear to be jammed
shut.
|
|
Faiz:
|
...
|
|
Faiz:
|
GUYS.
|
|
Faiz:
|
I TOTALLY GOT THIS.
|
Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: Unit Faiz. I believe this
is your "thing".
|
Taemhain: (( yup, thats what i was expecting
))
Forge: (( Faiz has just declared war on all
doors ))
Serra:
|
"Yes, I believe we'll leave it up to
you."
|
Forge: (( And is out to replace them all with
breezeways ))
* Faiz punches his fists together and DOES
HIS THING. That thing being EXTREME WALL COBRA CLUTCHES'
Faiz: (( You want I should Endurance this or
just Stone Shape that shit, Imban? ))
Adric Kain:
|
Besides, making as much noise as
possible will draw them all out to us.
|
Imban: (( Endurance is fine, this is an old
building ))
|
Faiz:
|
Endurance = 17 Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 13
|
|
|
Imban:
|
A section of the wall crumbles into a
heap!
|
|
Faiz:
|
YEAHHHHHHHH
|
* Alys is sitting in the middle of the temple,
being rained on.
Serra: (( Oh no, alys is slowed!? ))
* Alys is... also gagged and tied to a wooden
chair.
|
Faiz:
|
OH, HI.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Quick! Foolishly charge into the
center of the room!
|
|
Alys:
|
mrph
|
Forge: (( Oh man NATURE'S WATERBOARD ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Wait.
|
Serra: (( Oh if I could just Dimensional
Scramble Alys over next to the door without hurting her... ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 Looking for traps => 5 + 9 = 14
* Adric Kain sucks at that apparently
Serra: (( Well, the "door" ))
|
Imban:
|
You feel you are trapped.
|
|
Faiz:
|
WELL THIS IS BORING.
|
|
Alys:
|
mrphle!
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
It's an obvious trap. We just need to
figure out what type.
|
|
Faiz:
|
TRAPS DO NOT SURVIVE BEING CLEAVED.
|
Serra:
|
"So how are we going to get to her, or
get her to us?"
|
* Faiz pulls out his new ridiculous
falchion-spear and steps into the temple with a rumble.
|
Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: After having ripped
through the wall, they clearly know we have arrived.
|
|
Alys:
|
mmmf! >
|
|
Taemhain:
|
It's true. I have to wonder why we
haven't been attacked yet.
|
|
Faiz:
|
...REALLY, THAT DIDN'T-- NOTHIN'?
|
|
Faiz:
|
MAN...
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
I imagine something will happen if we
try to untie her.
|
* Faiz waves his hand over at the girl. "WELL
GO HAVE... FUN WITH THAT."
Imban: (( Sec. Thaemhain, Perception ))
Imban: (( *Taemhain ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
|
Szagyn:
|
Er, crap. Everyone, GET THEM!
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Aha!~
|
Imban: (( init go ))
|
Faiz:
|
OH. NO. HOW SURPRISING. THIS IS MY
SURPRISED FACE.
|
|
Forge:
|
Initiative
• None • Ikuze!
|
Ima ga sono toki da
|
Initiative = 18 Rolled: 10 Bonuses: 8
|
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
IT IS LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN MY MURDERING
FACE.
|
|
Faiz:
|
Initiative (within range of Adric) = 12 Rolled:
7 Bonuses: 5
|
|
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Initation => 6 + 8 = 14
|
Forge:
|
They cannot see a change in your face
at all, Faiz.
|
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Let's Robattle. => 17 + 5 = 22
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3+1 Zukyuuun! => 1 + 3 + 1 = 5
|
Faiz:
|
NO... NO, THEY CAN'T.
|
Serra: (( And so it returns. I have missed you
(not), bad init rolls. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 15 + 6 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 20 + 6 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 18 + 7 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 9 + 7 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 => 6 + 9 = 15
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 13 + 11 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 8 + 11 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 8 + 11 = 19
Faiz: (( So am I going to assume that I just
straight-up can't see these guys or have they all been like LET'S JUMP
FROM THE SHADOWS, MY DUDES and in that vein can I just completely
Kool-Aid Man through these priceless works of art? ))
Imban: (( LET'S JUMP FROM THE SHADOWS, MY
DUDES ))
Taemhain: (( i suspect the walls are going
to be the bigger problem for you ))
Faiz: (( You know so little about how walls
are actually a problem for Faiz. ))
Threden: (( Can someone untie Alys while the
encounter is ongoing? ))
Lost One Kidnapper 2: (( Yes, standard action
))
Taemhain:
(( well as far as seeing them they
still would be
))
Serra: (( Any roll involved in doing that? ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 slashes at Taemhain and
attempts to yoink him away!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 12 = 13
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 does a miserable job.
Threden: (( The kidnapper kidnaps itself,
somehow. ))
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 1:
|
WOOF
|
* Taemhain laughs in the face of your failure.
Forge: (( And that was the last time Ralluam
Ralluam ever tried to be a kidnapper again ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Taemhain's Reflex => 1 + 10 = 11
* Ravenous Attack Dog 1 falls over its own
four feet.
Threden: (( The dog is actually a puppy. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
woof ;_;
|
Forge: (( Faildog.org ))
Taemhain: (( attacking the hooman ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Great Shout
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
Raaaawr
|
Attack = 28 vs. AC Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 21 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 13
|
Hit: Each enemy within 5 squares of you takes a -2
penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Lost One Kidnapper 2:
|
Lost One Kidnapper 2 loses 21 hit
points.
|
Taemhain: (( and uh, i guess trying to untie
alys? ))
Threden: (( Attacking is a standard action.
))
Serra: (( You'd need another standard to do
that. ))
Taemhain: (( oh well, whatever ))
Taemhain: (( *stands around* ))
Threden has received initiative.
|
Threden:
|
GREETINGS: Hello.
|
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast
• Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal,
Thunder
|
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn
your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The
blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
|
Attack = 14 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 9 Lightning Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also
marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder
damage equal to CON modifier (4).
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
|
Szagyn:
|
Go away.
|
|
Threden:
|
This unit would prefer not to.
|
Serra: (( Cthulhu syagyn? ))
Forge: (( Fuck you Sazabi ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 1 attempts to shank and
grab Threden.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 15 + 12 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 12 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( AND THEN THREDEN WAS WALL ))
Forge: (( You're both standing on a shelf now ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( That's a bit goofy,
lemme change that yeah. ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( There, less WALL ))
Threden: (( So, what is this guy doing? ))
Serra: (( pinning you to a wall I guess. ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( Uhh, hits you with
sword, then grabs you and slides you 2 squares ))
Lost One Kidnapper 1: (( while also shifting 2
squares ))
|
Szagyn:
|
Fight well!
|
Forge: (( No restraining or grab checks to deal
with, just a slide and a shift? ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 1 gains 4 temporary HP.
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( This is gonna sound dumb but ))
Forge: (( This doesn't provoke, does it? ))
Serra: (( Nope, you can't smack through the
wall. ))
Imban: (( You cannot attack through walsl, no
))
Taemhain: (( afk really fast, if im not back
by my turn, uhh, someone deploy my howl of fury macro ))
Forge: (( I'm more wondering if he can't smack
me ))
Imban: (( He cannot smack you from there, no.
))
Serra: (( Neither can he, yeah. ))
|
Forge:
|
Hrm. Judging by the people pouring
from behind this artwork.
|
Faiz: (( Well he doesn't have a hatchet, and
you're not in a bathroom. ))
|
Forge:
|
I thought as much.
|
Faiz: (( MAY BE SAFE ))
|
Faiz:
|
DID YOU FIND MANS?
|
|
Faiz:
|
I BET THERE WERE MANS.
|
|
Forge:
|
I did.
|
|
Forge:
|
Hello, kidnapper.
|
|
Forge:
|
I am Forge, Master of Punch.
|
* Lost One Kidnapper 4 brandishes his sword.
|
Forge:
|
Welcome to die.
|
|
Forge:
|
Fallen Needle
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Skull Break
|
Attack = 13 vs. Ref Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 12 Physical Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 7
|
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you
until end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Woof!
|
|
Forge:
|
Well you seem to be less than
absolutely terrible at maneuvering. Well done.
|
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 leaps at Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Reflex => 8 + 8 = 16
* Imban rolls: 2d4+9 => 5 + 9 = 14
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 14 hit points.
|
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 pulls Faiz to the
ground!
* Szagyn throws a swarm of daggers at Adric
and Serra!
Szagyn: (( (provokes retaliation from Threden)
))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric's Reflex => 13 + 8 = 21
|
Threden:
|
HOLD IT
• Minor • N/A
|
You are about to get countered.
|
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
|
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Serra's Reflex => 15 + 8 = 23
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 12 hit points.
|
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 12 hit points.
|
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d6+4 Fire => 1 + 4 = 5
|
Szagyn:
|
Szagyn loses 5 hit points.
|
* Serra declares Elan Resilience, takes 4 less
damage, gains resist 4 all damage until the start of her next turn
Taemhain: (( and back ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
You really are pathetic.
|
|
Serra:
|
Serra is healed and gains 4 hit points.
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( I take it the water is
difficult terrain? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Serra: (( Actually it's end of next turn, but
it's unlikely I'm gonna do anything that provokes ))
* Adric Kain unties Alys
|
Alys:
|
Thanks!
|
Forge: (( Also Umb's attack never went off ))
Alys: (( It moved him. ))
Forge: (( Oh. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
No problem, get to safty.
|
Faiz: (( I bet safty is delicious. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
I'll do the usual flirting stuff after
we're out of danger.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Safty?
|
Serra:
|
"We'll handle things here. You just
get yourself away from these creeps."
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Safety.
|
Faiz has received initiative.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Give me a break. I just got stabbed.
|
* Serra meanwhile unties a dagger that got
dislodged in her hair, and glares at the leader's way.
|
Taemhain:
|
That's never stopped you before.
|
* Faiz floor-rises himself back to his feet,
redrawing himself a... rather horrifying-looking blade, in lieu of the
glaive.
|
Faiz:
|
Re-Equipment: Carnage Falchion
+2 • Minor •
Armory • Personal
|
CLEAVE ALL THE THINGS!
|
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2
attack/damage; +4 damage on maximum damage die; +2d4+2d12
damage on crit
|
|
Taemhain: (( did someone untie her while i
was gone? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( yes, Adric ))
Adric Kain: (( I did ))
Serra: (( Adric did, yes. ))
* Faiz brings this fucking thing down on the
dog's stupid head. Because it is a jerk.
|
Faiz:
|
Armor Impact
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
|
Attack = 24 vs. AC Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 9 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( HEROICLY RESCUING DAMSELS IN
DISTRESS IS A BARD'S DUTY ))
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 9 hit
points.
|
Taemhain: (( ok ^^ ))
* Lost One Kidnapper 3 attempts to slash and
grab Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 16 + 10 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 12 hit points.
|
* Lost One Kidnapper 4 attempts to slash and
grab Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 16 + 12 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Faiz: (( :allears: ))
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 9 hit points.
|
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Hmm. Plunk the two things annoying
Taem, plunk the two things annoying Threden, or plunk the two things
annoying Faiz? ))
Taemhain: (( eh, indifference ))
Taemhain: (( mine are about to go if that
matters to you ))
Serra: (( I guess the things annoying Faiz
have a higher chance of annoying things not him. ))
Threden: (( I can probably tank these things
for a bit. Though I'll have to move to let you guys have LoS on me. ))
* Serra points in Faiz's direction, especially
the two things attacking him. "You two! Your time is nigh! And Faiz,
you're going to shred them to bits, right?"
|
Faiz:
|
THIS IS A THING I CAN DO.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Kidnapper 3, vs Will => 10 + 10 =
20
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Attackdog 2, vs Will => 18 + 10 =
28
* Tilus rolls: 2d6+5 Damage, targets are slowed until the end of my next
turn, Faiz gets a +2 power bonus to damage against targets until end of
my next turn => 7 + 5 = 12
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 12 hit
points.
|
|
Lost One Kidnapper 3:
|
Lost One Kidnapper 3 loses 12 hit
points.
|
Serra: (( Done ))
|
Alys:
|
"I'll just wait here."
|
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 attempts to kidnap
Taenhaim again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 10 = 11
* Lost One Kidnapper 2 is so, so bad
|
Adric Kain:
|
Yell if anyone tries to kidnap you
again!
|
Taemhain: (( its because you spelled my name
wrong ))
Threden: (( It kidnaps itself again. ))
Forge: (( That's two 1s in a row for that guy ))
|
Taemhain:
|
So far they're just failing to do so.
It's pretty amazing.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recharge Tripping Lunge => 6
Forge: (( If he rolls a third 1 he just turns
his weapon on himself and slits his own throat ))
Adric Kain: (( SEPPUKU ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. trip Taem into sorrow and defeat (Reflex) => 8
+ 8 = 16
* Imban rolls: 2d4+9 => 5 + 9 = 14
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 14 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain is healed and gains 14 hit
points.
|
Imban: (( ... ))
Adric Kain: (( I was about to say ))
Imban: (( I can't damage Taem? wut? ))
Imban: (( oh his HP are... all messed up ))
Serra: (( He's not macroed. ))
Taemhain: (( you cannot! ))
Adric Kain: (( He doesn't have Max HP for
some reason ))
Taemhain: (( oh wow, umm, sec ))
Faiz: (( STUPH WHY YOU A KNOBULOUS ))
Threden: (( And his current is messed up ))
Taemhain: (( should work now? ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain loses 14 hit points.
|
Imban: (( And save vs. prone ))
Serra: (( And I think you can save vs prone. ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20 => 4
Taemhain: (( alas ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy then shifts away.
Forge: (( Isn't that difficult terrain? ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( yes ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Forge: (( I thought you couldn't shift into or
out of difficult terrain ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( it's into, because
it'd cost 2 spaces. ))
Forge: (( Well he just did ))
Taemhain: (( attacking dude again ))
Taemhain: (( or wait, standing up first? ))
Serra: (( Yeah, get up off the ground first. ))
Imban:
(( standing up might be wise, yes
))
Forge: (( You can attack while prone, it just
makes you bad at it ))
Imban: (( Also whoops, forgot I moved already.
))
Imban: (( "just" shifting there then ))
Taemhain: (( so i stand up then ))
Taemhain: (( does something happen? ))
Forge: (( Yeah it's in your best interest to
stand up ))
Forge: (( You use your move up, that's it ))
Imban: (( You spend a move action and are no
longer prone? >_> ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Howl of Fury
· Standard · Primal, Thunder, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 20 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 18 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 11
|
Hit: You howl in a Blast 3 that includes the target.
Each enemy in the blast, other than the target, takes
thunder damage equal to your Con modifier. If you are
raging, the thunder damage is 3+Con modifier. Con mod is
currently: 3.
|
|
Forge: (( They don't get opportunity attacks or
anything bullshit like that ))
Taemhain: (( awww ))
Taemhain: (( oh i thought they might ))
Taemhain: (( welp, thats my turn @.@ ))
Imban:
(( Nope, this isn't 3e
))
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Don't you roll again for the OTHER
GUY? ))
Forge: (( If they DID? I'd be fucking amazing. ))
Faiz: (( Oh wait blast, never mind. ))
Taemhain: (( no, it targets one guy ))
Imban: (( the blast is if you hit. ))
Imban: (( which she did not ))
Threden: (( So I'm not restrined or
anything, right? ))
Imban: (( You are not, no. ))
Imban: (( it just moves you once. ))
Threden: (( Attacking the boss ))
|
Threden:
|
Recoil Strike
• Standard • Weapon,Primal
|
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to
yourself. For beatings.
|
Attack = 17 vs. AC Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: You pull the target one square.
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
* Szagyn parries with a dagger!
Forge: (( Hey Fleed, you got those guys handled
or do you want/need any help? I can get behind the guy above you if
necessary. ))
Faiz: (( Dunno yet. Do as you'd like, I
suppose. ))
Forge: (( Well "behind" ))
* Lost One Bald Guy ... is now so bald, what
* Lost One Bald Guy attempts another
slash-and-grab of Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 10 hit points.
|
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( The square directly above Jerkface
isn't valid is it? ))
Faiz: (( That would make you wall. ))
Imban: (( Jerkface? ))
Imban: (( Oh I see. ))
Imban: (( Yes, that would make you wall. ))
Forge: (( How about the one to his right? ))
Imban: (( Sure. ))
Forge: (( Well his left, our right ))
Forge: (( Kay then ))
* Forge waves to the man in front of him, and
then stops being there.
* Forge appears next to the next man with a
kindly electric fist.
|
Forge:
|
Arc of the Flashing Storm
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Lightning, Psionic, Teleportation
|
Electrigger
|
Attack = 18 vs. Ref Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 18 Lightning Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 7
|
Hit: Push target 2 squares. They take -2 to attack
rolls until end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Lost One Jerkface:
|
Lost One Jerkface loses 18 hit points.
|
|
Forge:
|
There, that should clear this area out
a little.
|
Imban: (( no furry of bows? ))
Forge: (( Oh, yeah. ))
* Forge somehow punches him.
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( YOU SHOULD BE A FURRY ))
|
Lost One Jerkface:
|
Lost One Jerkface loses 6 hit points.
|
Threden: (( Well, CAN he, honestly? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Yes ))
Forge: (( I can before the push ))
Forge: (( I just forgot ))
Adric Kain: (( He can Flurry before the push
))
Threden: (( Flurry procs after the attack,
and the attack moves him. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Eh. It's not
supposed to dick you out of Flurry ))
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 regains Tripping Lunge!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 does not.
Forge: (( I'll go with the GM's judgement, for
better or worse ))
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 shifts away from Faiz.
|
Faiz:
|
Boost Spire
• Immediate Reaction • Martial •
Personal
|
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
|
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves
willingly.
|
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat
advantage against the creature triggering this power.
|
|
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 mogmogs Adric.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 20 + 12 = 32
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 11 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Ow.
|
|
Szagyn:
|
Total Loser, get into position!
|
Forge: (( Oh I know what I forgot to do on my
turn. I'll do it next time. ))
|
Szagyn:
|
And now for you.
|
* Szagyn throws a burst of daggers at Serra,
Adric, and Faiz!
Szagyn: (( (provokes retaliation from Threden
again) ))
|
Threden:
|
HOLD IT
• Minor • N/A
|
You are about to get countered.
|
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
|
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric Reflex => 3 + 8 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Serra Reflex => 8 + 8 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Faiz Reflex => 7 + 8 = 15
* Szagyn sucks
Threden: (( Failboss ))
Forge: (( Is that an immediate interrupt or an
immediate reaction? ))
* Serra swerves her hair out of the way before
it is mangled by daggers again.
Faiz: (( Reaction. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge:
(( Ok, because if it were an interrupt I
think it would have rendered the attack invalid
))
Threden: (( The move is a Reaction. The
attack is an Interrupt. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
I take it I can't shift in this?
|
Forge: (( Aha ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( You can't. Also, how
would it have made the attack invalid? ))
Forge: (( Because there's now a wall between the
boss and his targets ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( ... no there
isn't... ))
Forge: (( The painting thing ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( ... ))
Adric Kain: (( The boss is right there ))
Forge: (( Oh for some reason I was thinking the
kidnapper ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Anyway yeah Adric
turn ))
Adric Kain: (( Is there a way to move
without provoking? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Teleport? ))
Adric Kain: (( Haw. ))
Serra: (( Hold until Faiz goes. ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah I'll do that ))
Serra: (( Then let Faiz mark woofie. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz WIND UP
Serra: (( So at least you can get an
additional violencing out of him as you move out of the way. ))
|
Faiz:
|
Aggressor
• Free Action • Martial, Weapon •
Personal
|
REV UP!!
|
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the
target of the attack, regardless of the result.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
Crush Surge
• Standard Action • Martial, Weapon
• Melee Weapon
|
I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!!
|
Attack = 25 vs. AC Rolled: 12 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push,
target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end
of your next turn.
|
|
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 14 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( You should push him up
instead ))
Serra: (( +2 ))
Faiz: (( I... can't? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( would be illegal ))
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 2 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
* Faiz hop back, DUAL-WIELD GREATSWORDS GO
|
Faiz:
|
Re-Equipment: Vanguard
Greatsword +1 • Minor
• Armory • Personal
|
SMASHING.
|
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1
attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit
|
|
Imban: (( ... ))
Imban: (( ...okay, sec. ))
Forge: (( We have nothing for slowed? ))
Faiz: (( ...yeah why not ))
Threden: (( Mobility Impaired. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( n-no ))
Imban: (( No? ))
Faiz: (( Was gonna action point but then you
were all "WAIT" ))
Imban: (( Oh. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Imban: (( I was actually wondering wtf you
were doing, hence the wait. ))
Faiz: (( So, good to continue? I don't even
know what you were... ))
Faiz: (( Oh. ))
Imban: (( Action pointing makes sense! ))
|
Faiz:
|
Melee Charge
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
|
Attack = 20 vs. AC Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 23 Physical Rolled: 16
Bonuses: 7
|
|
* Faiz HATES DOGS
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 23 hit
points.
|
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 2 hit
points.
|
*
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 HATES FAIZES
Taemhain: (( yowch ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain move (Go ahead and AoO me)
Faiz: (( Musician, heal myself~ ))
Adric Kain: (( I was going to heal MYself
first ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC nom noms! (OA) => 15 + 10 = 25
Faiz: (( Well I meant to say thyself
since I'm riding on these jerks bloodying me, hurf. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( provokes a
retaliation from Faiz, btw. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( which goes off first
))
|
Faiz:
|
Mountain Buster
• Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon
• Melee Weapon
|
INTERJECTION!!
|
Attack = 24 vs. Fortitude Rolled: 12
Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 6 Physical Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 5
|
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that
does not include you as a target.
|
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and
all allies until the end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 6 hit
points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 4 + 7 = 11
Faiz: (( Still another 2. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 11 hit points.
|
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 2 hit
points.
|
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 INTERRUPT, Adric mogmog
Faiz: (( wait what in the fuck ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( it got both an OA
and an immediate interrupt. ))
Faiz: (( From what? ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( OA: Adric moves
away, provoking. ))
Serra: (( monster silliness, I guess. ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Immediate interrupt:
An adjacent enemy moves away. ))
Faiz: (( Well, yes. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric Fortitude => 16 + 8 = 24
Faiz: (( ...THAT IS DUMB. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d4+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( Adric's movement is
cancelled! ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Teleporting
|
Faiz: (( are you fucking kidding me ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Cape of the Mountebank
• Immediate Reaction • Teleportation
|
With a flourish of this silk hemmed garment, you transport
out of harms way.
|
Attack = 0 vs. Will Rolled: 0 Bonuses: 0
|
Damage = 0 Psychic Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 0
|
Effect: Use this power when you are hit by an attack.
Teleport 5 squares and gain combat advantage against the
attacker until the end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Imban:
|
And after that HILARIOUS chain of
reactions, Adric's standard action go
|
* Adric Kain Heals self
|
Adric
Kain:
|
Adric Kain is healed and gains 18 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( I take it that belt doesn't
affect me? ))
Imban: (( nope ))
Imban: (( hence sacrifice ))
* Adric Kain musics the dog
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 13 vs. Will Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Sigh ))
Ravenous Attack Dog 2: (( just one off ))
Forge: (( Serra ))
Forge: (( Oh wait, nevermind. ))
Serra: (( I'll just plunk it next turn. ))
Forge: (( It'll be alive still ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))
Threden: (( Well, it gives Faiz a chance to
smash it... ))
* Lost One Jerkface attempts to claim Forge's
face!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Forgitude => 7 + 10 = 17
* Lost One Jerkface does a bad job of this
* Lost One Assbutt attempts to yoink Adric
away!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Adric Fort => 2 + 12 = 14
* Lost One Assbutt fails at doing this!
Serra has received initiative.
* Serra points at the two enemies adjacent to
Taem and Faiz. "You! Your time is nigh! Taemhein and Faiz will see to
it, too!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Total Loser, vs Will => 17 + 10 =
27
|
Faiz:
|
I AM VERY GOOD AT THE WHOLE "NIGH"
THING.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Cruel Decree @ Woofie 2, vs Will => 18 + 10 = 28
Forge: (( Hey, it's that dog! FUCK THAT DOG! ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d6+5 Damage, targets are slowed until the end of my next
turn, Taem and Faiz get +2 to damage rolls vs targets until end of my
next turn => 9 + 5 = 14
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2:
|
Ravenous Attack Dog 2 loses 14 hit
points.
|
|
Lost One Total Loser:
|
Lost One Total Loser loses 14 hit
points.
|
* Ravenous Attack Dog 2 expires.
Serra: (( Done ))
Taemhain: (( oh goodie ))
* Alys waits for the heroes to finish.
* Lost One Total Loser still losing, attempts
to lose less. Grabs Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 8 + 12 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 6 hit points.
|
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Woof!
|
* Ravenous Attack Puppy regains Tripping Lunge!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
* Ravenous Attack Puppy does not.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy chomps on Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 4 + 7 = 11
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain loses 11 hit points.
|
* Ravenous Attack Puppy shifts away.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( (They do shift 2, so
that's legal) ))
Serra: (( How's it able to shift into the
drink? ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Escalating Violence
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
Come at me! I'll bite your legs off!
|
Attack = 15 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 30 Physical Rolled: 17
Bonuses: 13
|
Hit: If you take damage before the start of your next
turn, you gain +2 to the attack and damage rolls of your
next attack.
|
|
Taemhain: (( augh, action point ))
* Lost One Total Loser is not quite escalated.
Thankfully for his HP bar @_@
|
Taemhain:
|
Escalating Violence
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
Blood calls to blood. Your pain and your enemy's give
strength to your assault.
|
Attack = 20 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 28 Physical Rolled: 15
Bonuses: 13
|
|
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
* Serra declares Adept's Insight (augment 1).
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 Add this much to the roll. => 2 + 1 = 3
|
Lost One Total Loser:
|
Lost One Total Loser loses 30 hit
points.
|
|
Lost One Total Loser:
|
OW
|
* Lost One Total Loser gets all the violence
|
Taemhain:
|
Oh cmon, you weren't using that hp
anyway.
|
|
Lost One Total Loser:
|
W-what yes I was. D:
|
|
Faiz:
|
NAH.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Not well enough if you're letting it
get away like that!
|
Threden has received initiative.
|
Threden:
|
STATEMENT: Come over here.
|
|
Threden:
|
Recoil Strike
• Standard • Weapon,Primal
|
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to
yourself. For beatings.
|
Attack = 14 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 7 Physical Rolled: 2
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: You pull the target one square.
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
|
Szagyn:
|
I'd... rather not.
|
|
Threden:
|
DEPRESSED: Aww.
|
* Lost One Bald Guy attempts to smash and grab
Threden again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 16 + 12 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 7 hit points.
|
Serra:
|
"Threden, you need to stop dancing
with that guy. He's a terrible lead anyways."
|
|
Imban:
|
Assassins strike!
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
"Your death is requested."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 17 + 13 = 30
Faiz: (( OH NO ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
Faiz: (( GAMIA Q3 ))
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 9 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Also: Pizza has arrived. ))
Serra: (( Be back in ~10 mins. ))
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
"Die at once."
|
Taemhain: (( pizza ; ; ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Threden Reflex => 4 + 12 = 16
* Death Squad Assassin 2 stumbles and fails.
Taemhain: (( uh oh ))
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
"Your death is requested."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 6 + 13 = 19
Forge has received initiative.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Go away.
|
|
Forge:
|
Do you require assistance, Adric?
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
We could use some.
|
* Forge glares into Jerkface's eyes, rendering
him unable to make an opportunity attack.
|
Forge:
|
SUPAAAA
|
|
Forge:
|
INAZUMAAAA
|
|
Forge:
|
KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!
|
|
Forge:
|
Twin Thunders
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic, Thunder
|
Super Inazuma Kick
|
Attack = 27 vs. Fort Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 23 Thunder Rolled: 16
Bonuses: 7
|
Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 10 Thunder
damage.
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 23 hit
points.
|
* Forge pops her in the back of the neck with
his elbow.
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 6 hit
points.
|
Faiz: (( You didn't Takedown yet, did you? ))
Forge: (( Nope, not yet. ))
Faiz: (( Might as well...! ))
Forge: (( Saving it for the time it feels most
appropriate. ))
Faiz: (( Mmm. ))
* Forge points at the assassin.
|
Forge:
|
Omae wa mo shindeiru.
|
Forge: (( OH almost forgot ))
Forge: (( Using my minor to get 5 temp HP ))
Faiz: (( ...So hmm. Think Tilus should get
The Help? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yes ))
Taemhain: (( yes @.@ ))
Faiz: (( I CAN DO THIS ))
* Szagyn shakes his head and throws a swarm of
daggers at Adric and Forge.
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Adric Reflex => 7 + 10 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Forge Reflex => 1 + 10 = 11
* Szagyn fails, miserably
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz pulls out THE BLOOD-EATING SPEAR
|
Faiz:
|
Re-Equipment: Blood Fury Glaive
+2 • Minor •
Armory • Personal
|
STANDING BY~.
|
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +2 proficiency; +2
attack/damage; +2d8 damage on crit (+2d12 damage instead
while bloodied)
|
|
Taemhain: (( has he hit with those at all? ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Take that one alive if possible. I
have...plans.
|
Szagyn:
(( yes, the first time
))
Taemhain: (( ahhh ))
* Faiz kicks dust up onto the total loser.
"LATER, SUCKER."
Imban: (( so how many things does that
provoke? ))
* Faiz GLAIVE CHARGE
|
Faiz:
|
Melee Charge
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
|
Attack = 29 vs. AC Rolled: 16 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 8
|
Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( Fuckin' none. :dealwithit: ))
|
Imban:
|
oh?
|
Imban: (( invisible? ))
Faiz: (( Badge. ))
Imban: (( wuzzat do. ))
Faiz: (( No OAs from targets I charge by? ))
Imban: (( OK. ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy interrupt! Faiz mogmog.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faiz Fortitude => 20 + 10 = 30
Faiz: (( Oh BULLSHIT ))
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 7 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Take what one alive? ))
Adric Kain: (( The named guy preferably. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain shifto
Adric Kain: (( Faiz do you need heals? ))
Faiz: (( No. ))
Serra: (( Back ))
Forge: (( Needs a dead dog ))
* Adric Kain musics assassin 3
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 28 vs. Will Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 6 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Forge, hit her ))
Faiz: (( Yeah because hey WHY THE FUCK NOT
))
|
Forge:
|
Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
Warforged Finger
|
Attack = 26 vs. AC Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 13 hit
points.
|
Faiz: (( I mean I only had A GOOD
TACTICAL CHOICE AND ALL ))
Faiz: (( THANKS, DICEBOT, YOU'RE REAL
FUCKING SWELL ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm done. ))
* Lost One Jerkface attempts a slash-and-grab
on Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 10 hit points.
|
|
Forge:
|
Tumbling Dodge
• Immediate Interrupt • Personal
|
God Shadow
|
Acrobatics = 15 Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 12
|
Effect: Divide check by 10, and add result to all
defenses. If attack now misses, shift 1 square.
|
|
Forge: (( Damn, not enough unless 1.5 rounds to
2 ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( Even if it did, it'd
hit... ))
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 10 hit points.
|
Adric Kain: (( That's 1.2, not 1.5 ))
Forge: (( 15 divided by 10 is 1.5 ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh wait. I was looking at
just bonuses ))
* Lost One Assbutt assbutts Adric.
Taemhain: (( math ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Adric Fort => 13 + 12 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 12 hit points.
|
* Lost One Assbutt uses Kidnap to drag Adric
further!
Lost One Assbutt: (( (1/encounter power, just
increases the move distance to 4 squares from 2) ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra:
|
"So we've got assasins to add to our
kidnappers. Let's see if I can't do something about that!"
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
"Worry about your own life first."
|
Forge: (( Let me guess, the assassins were added
because we failed ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Mind Thrust @ Assasin 3, vs Will. Does not
provoke => 8 + 10 = 18
Serra: (( Alas. ))
Serra: (( Turn end. ))
|
Alys:
|
"Man, I hope everyone isn't dying in
there..."
|
Taemhain: (( i think thats a hint ))
Faiz: (( Yeah if only we had some sort of
CLERIC, MAYBE ))
* Lost One Total Loser attempts to slash and
drag off Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Taem Fortitude (provokes a reaction from
Faiz, I guess?) => 7 + 10 = 17
Lost One Total Loser: (( (also doesn't hit) ))
|
Faiz:
|
Rock Grasper
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
ROCK TOMB! FUCK YOU!
|
Attack = 17 vs. AC Rolled: 5 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 9 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: Target is slowed until the end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
Stone Force
• Immediate Reaction • Primal •
Close Burst 5
|
ROCK SPIRE, RIGHT IN THE DISABLER.
|
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that
does not include you as a target.
|
Hit: Slide target one square. Target is slowed and
cannot shift until the end of its turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( fucking hate when macros just
decide they're the wrong ones ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy regains Tripping Lunge
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
* Ravenous Attack Puppy does not.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy dogs it to Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 9 + 12 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 10 hit points.
|
* Ravenous Attack Puppy shifto
Faiz: (( So is that goddamn drag thing an
at-will or what? ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( yes ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( SUPER ))
Taemhain: (( hummmm ))
Taemhain: (( help with puppy, kill total
loser, or charge assbutt? ))
Faiz: (( Well since you can't fucking move
without being dragged off, might as well kill the dog. ))
Forge: (( Kill that fucking dog so Faiz can move
))
Taemhain: (( ok ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Silver Phoenix Rage
· Standard · Fear, Primal, Rage, Weapon
·
|
Your mighty blow erupts in a silver fire as the spirit of
the phoenix enters you. As you rage, vitality surges through
you to ward you from death.
|
Attack = 14 vs. AC Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 23 Physical Rolled: 10
Bonuses: 13
|
Hit: Ongoing 5 fire damage (save ends).
|
Miss: Half damage.
|
Effect: Enter the rage of the silver phoenix. Until
the rage ends, you gain regeneration 3. In addition, the
first time you drop to 0hp or less, you can spend a healing
surge as an immediate interrupt.
|
|
Taemhain: (( goddammit daily, youre not
supposed to miss ))
Forge: (( You two are our heaviest hitters and
it's effectively locking you both down now ))
Faiz: (( AN ENCOUNTER THAT HATES MELEE?
IN THIS CAMPAIGN? ))
* Imban idly chomps the corpse
Faiz: (( I'D HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ))
Taemhain: (( imban: half damage ))
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 12 hit
points.
|
Forge: (( Yeah so far all of our fights in these
modules seem to favor just rolling a party entirely of casters that hit
Will ))
Imban: (( er, I can't count @_@ ))
Imban:
(( eh, ahve your +1 damage
))
Taemhain:
((
))
Adric Kain: (( No it doesn't. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Yes it fucking does. ))
Adric Kain: (( Because if you have an entire
party of casters that hit will they'll all die ))
Serra:
(( Yeah, there was a spector fight that
hated on Will.
))
Serra: (( spectre, rather ))
Forge: (( Oooh one fight makes you guys maybe
bring a knife ))
Adric Kain: (( No I'm saying having an
entire party of casters is terrible ))
Adric Kain: (( Because if we use stuff in
Melee we get AoO'd to death ))
Threden: (( The fights in these modules
expect a balanced party that includes debuffs. ))
Taemhain: (( someone near the door/hole in
the wall should actually yell for alys to come help us, just sayin' ))
Serra: (( Also you can still have defenders in
casterparties. (see: paladin, swordmage) ))
Imban: (( Alys is like level 0 ))
Imban: (( she can use « F
= 0 » Flail around and
catch fire ))
Taemhain: (( well, she could run to town or
something right? ))
Imban: (( Well yes ))
Imban: (( She could! ))
Taemhain: (( see? ))
Forge: (( She could pull a fairy out of her ass
and have it cast a boomheal on it ))
Forge: (( That'd be super ))
Threden: (( As I keep saying, we have enough
to bring the defenses into managable levels for everyone. Defenses are
as high as they are because of stuff like that. ))
Imban: (( Anyway, 3den, your turn~ ))
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast
• Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal,
Thunder
|
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn
your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The
blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
|
Attack = 20 vs. AC Rolled: 10 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 7 Lightning Rolled: 2
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also
marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder
damage equal to CON modifier (4).
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
* Lost One Bald Guy parries with his sword and
continues trying to lock Threden down behind a wall.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 12 = 18
* Lost One Bald Guy does not succeed.
* Lost One Bald Guy shifto.
Faiz: (( I get the module thinking
that hey, this could be a challenge to work around. No, it's goddamn
bullshit and who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to just
have mobs that completely lock down anyone who gets near BY MERELY
EXISTING?? ))
Faiz: (( And it's happened a lot. ))
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
"Die, Serra."
|
* Death Squad Assassin 1 lunges at Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex => 11 + 10 = 21
Serra:
|
"You know my name!?"
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
The lunge was actually an illusionary
fake! You're caught off-guard!
|
Faiz: (( (Shadar'kai whore aura, Troglodyte
stank) ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 19 + 12 = 31
Faiz: (( WHAT ))
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
Serra is mortally impaled!
|
* Imban rolls: 5d6+8 => 21 + 8 = 29
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 29 hit points.
|
Death Squad Assassin 1: (( (and 5 ongoing) ))
Forge: (( Well nice knowing you Serra ))
Serra:
|
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwww oww oww oww that
stings!"
|
Taemhain:
((
))
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
"The end for you, Threden."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain Assassin's Fuckyou => 2
Forge: (( And I'm the only melee class who can
move anywhere remotely nearby ))
* Death Squad Assassin 2 does not
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 8 + 14 = 22
|
Threden:
|
This unit does not agree.
|
* Death Squad Assassin 2 misses!
Adric Kain: (( Stop bitching and do
something about it then ))
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
"Die, Adric."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 3 + 12 = 15
* Death Squad Assassin 3 curses and feints at
Adric!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 18 + 12 = 30
Death Squad Assassin 3: (( (Adric grants CA to
the assassin for a while, but that's it) ))
Forge has received initiative.
|
Forge:
|
In the words of my master.
|
|
Forge:
|
Fuck. This. Shit.
|
Faiz: (( ...wait what, what the hell is even
going on ))
* Forge is now a spinning ball of rage.
Serra: (( So I nearly got oneshot by one of
the assasins. ))
|
Forge:
|
Spinning Leopard Maneuver
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
|
Attack = 18 vs. Ref Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
Lost One Jerkface:
|
Lost One Jerkface loses 14 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Same damage, that was on the assassin
since I hit her first ))
Forge: (( Now Jerkface ))
Faiz: (( You probably shouldn't say that. ))
Adric Kain: (( That would miss then. ))
Forge: (( Yeah well she got hit first, do
whatever. ))
|
Forge:
|
Spinning Leopard Maneuver
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
|
Attack = 23 vs. Ref Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Spinning Leopard Maneuver
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
|
Attack = 29 vs. Ref Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 24 Physical Rolled: 17
Bonuses: 7
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Unless you move so as to get
CA ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm not sure how that works
with that power though ))
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Lost One Assbutt loses 14 hit points.
|
Forge: (( I shift and hit people as I move ))
Forge: (( Action pointing if we're done with
assigning damage ))
Imban: (( We are, probably. ))
|
Forge:
|
Open the Gate of Battle
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Dynamite Kick
|
Attack = 15 vs. Ref Rolled: 6 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 16 Physical Rolled: 9
Bonuses: 7
|
Hit: Target takes an extra 10 if at full health.
|
|
Forge: (( Daily, rerolling off my gloves ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+9 => 14 + 9 = 23
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 26 hit
points.
|
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Takedown Strike
• No Action • Martial
|
Stag Beetle Crusher
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is
knocked prone.
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 6 hit
points.
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 4 hit
points.
|
|
Forge:
|
Suck all of the dicks.
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
"Your time will be soon in any case."
|
Serra:
|
"Thanks.. for the assist... agggh..."
|
|
Forge:
|
Eat my robot cock.
|
* Serra is visibly pained.
* Szagyn shakes his head and throws a burst of
daggers at Forge and Serra.
|
Forge:
|
I officially have none of the fucks
left to give you all.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Forge Reflex => 13 + 10 = 23
Serra: (( You jerk. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Serra Reflex => 12 + 10 = 22
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 7 hit points.
|
Serra: (( x_x ))
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 7 hit points.
|
Forge: (( That was to the assasin, not Serra. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
EXCEED SHIFT
• Minor Action • Healing •
Personal
|
READY!!
|
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the
encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3
to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied,
gain regeneration 2.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
Re-Equipment: Carnage Falchion
+2 • Minor •
Armory • Personal
|
CLEAVE ALL THE THINGS!
|
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2
attack/damage; +4 damage on maximum damage die; +2d4+2d12
damage on crit
|
|
* Serra flops over unconscious. ;_;
|
Faiz:
|
I AM DONE WITH THIS.
|
|
Faiz:
|
Geocrush
• Standard Action • Martial, Weapon
• Melee Weapon
|
AND YOU, AND YOU!
|
Attack = 24 vs. AC Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 16 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 10
|
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, whenever any
enemy starts its turn adjacent to the target, that enemy
takes 4 damage.
|
|
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 16 hit
points.
|
Faiz: (( ...This fucking sword ))
Imban: (( wat? ))
Faiz: (( Nothing. Just pissed that every
time I've rolled on it so far it's done fuckall damage. ))
Imban: (( Oh. ))
Faiz: (( That's like... 1, 1, 1, 3. ))
Imban: (( Done or? ))
Faiz: (( Yeah... ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( do my heals Provoke? ))
Serra: (( I think I can be healed out of
unconscious. ))
Imban: (( shouldn't. ))
Serra: (( It doesn't. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Serra, get up.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Revitalizing Incantation
• Minor • Arcane, Healing
|
Feel lots better.
|
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge
additionally the target gains temporary HP equal to their
healing surge value.
|
|
* Adric Kain shift
Imban: (( THAT one might, if it's Ranged and
not burst ))
|
Serra:
|
Serra is healed and gains 24 hit
points.
|
* Imban looks up quickly
Adric Kain: (( It is. In which case uhh ))
* Adric Kain shift first
Imban: (( yeah, that one provokes, normal ones
don't ))
* Adric Kain waits to see if there's shifting
bullshit
Imban: (( Nope ))
Faiz: (( Pull this goddamn dog away so I can
stab everything ever. ))
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 5 hit points.
|
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 10 hit points.
|
* Adric Kain musics at the dog.
Tilus: (( Wait what? ))
Imban: (( err... ))
Imban: (( I did it wrong ))
|
Serra:
|
Serra is healed and gains 20 hit
points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 23 vs. Will Rolled: 13 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
Imban: (( yeah you should have 24 HP and be
bloodied ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Taem, skewer the dog
|
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 6 hit
points.
|
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 15 + 11 = 26
* Stuph rolls: 2d6r2 => 7
Taemhain: (( aha, i remembered ))
* Adric Kain ACTION POINT
Imban: (( you surely do more than 7 damage ))
Imban: (( since you seem to have forgotten
your bonuses >_> ))
Taemhain: (( oh, +9 ))
Taemhain: (( >.>; ))
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 16 hit
points.
|
* Adric Kain musics at the Assassin.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Color Orb
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant
|
You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your
foe, momentarily dazing it.
|
Attack = 12 vs. Will Rolled: 2 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 8 Radiant Rolled: 2
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Alas. Done ))
* Lost One Jerkface smash-and-grabs Taem
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 12 = 18
* Lost One Jerkface fails
|
Taemhain:
|
>:[
|
* Lost One Assbutt smash-and-grabs Forge.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 14 + 12 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 9 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Prescient Warning
• Immediete Interrupt • Arcane
|
You hax the ide to warn an ally of an attack before it
happens.
|
Effect: If an ally within 10 squares of you is hit by
an attack, they may make a basic attack against the
attacking enemy as a free action, dealing 1d8 extra damage
on a hit
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Forge, watch out.
|
|
Forge:
|
Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
Warforged Finger
|
Attack = 15 vs. AC Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 9 Physical Rolled: 2
Bonuses: 7
|
|
Lost One Assbutt: (( There. ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus stands up.
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 5 hit points.
|
Serra: (( how did I lose impersonate ))
Serra: (( oh well ))
Imban: (( Via DEATH, clearly. ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
* Serra GLARES at the assasin that stabbed her.
Forge: (( She's prone, you will likely miss ))
Imban: (( from adjacent there's no penalty. ))
Imban: (( (nor bonus, but) ))
|
Serra:
|
"That HURT, you know. And I am not
going to take kindly to that assasination attempt of yours."
|
|
Serra:
|
"Enjoy the headache that ends this
life and will haunt you into your next!"
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Mental Trauma @ Assasin 1, vs Will. Does not
provoke. => 3 + 10 = 13
Serra: (( ...Really? ))
Faiz: (( Should've just used your second
wind. ))
Death Squad Assassin 1: (( hontou ;_; ))
* Serra sad girl in rain, augh turn end.
Adric Kain: (( Did you Action point already?
))
|
Alys:
|
"Man, it would sure suck if all of
them died and I didn't know about it."
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
We're right here.
|
Serra: (( Nope. Actually I should use it. ))
Forge: (( She can fuck off. ))
* Serra does ACTION POINT.
Serra has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
--IS SHE FUCKING STILL THERE?!
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
And we're bleeding. Not dead yet
though.
|
* Serra uses Force Spheres, sets a series of 4
force spheres whirling around her that add +2 to all defenses so long as
she keeps one around.
Imban:
(( I actually expected you to TELL her
to go get help or something
))
Faiz: (( No she stays now. Oh, does she
stay. ))
* Serra then flings one at the attack puppy!
|
Adric Kain:
|
I'd tell you to go get help but as an
author I expect that would lead to you being kidnapped or
otherwise harmed again off screen.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Force Sphere Fling @ Attack Puppy, vs Ref => 14 +
9 = 23
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage, and is knocked prone => 4 + 5 = 9
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 9 hit
points.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save me from this ongoing damage! => 5
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
* Serra invokes her Amulet of Resolution,
rerolls that save.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save me from this ongoing damage! => 6
Serra: (( ...Really now. ))
Imban: (( You are resolved to not pass that
save. ))
Faiz: (( ...Can you Enforced Competence
yourself? ))
Serra: (( No. ))
Faiz: (( Hum. ))
* Lost One Total Loser does the whole
slash-and-grab on Taemhain.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 12 = 18
* Lost One Total Loser useless.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy stand up the villain.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain Tripping Lunge => 3
* Ravenous Attack Puppy does not.
* Ravenous Attack Puppy cheeearge
Faiz: (( yes of course ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 17 + 13 = 30
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 8 hit points.
|
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( so if i use my invisibo armor
can the puppy still try to yank me? ))
Faiz: (( You're not adjacent to said dog so
it doesn't matter. ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( if it wants to, it'd
be at -5. ))
Taemhain: (( ok ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 19 vs. AC Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 27 Physical Rolled: 13
Bonuses: 14
|
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( but... yes if you're
not adjacent to it, it doesn't matter. ))
Taemhain: (( augh ))
Taemhain: (( well, im over here now anyway
@.@ ))
Threden has received initiative.
Serra: (( The invisiboarmor is on, right? ))
Taemhain: (( yes ))
Serra: (( It hits because CA from concealment.
))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( oh, then that hits ))
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
Death Squad Assassin 3 loses 27 hit
points.
|
Taemhain: (( oh, yay ))
|
Death Squad Assassin 3:
|
Blarg!
|
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast Full Power
• Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder
|
You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your
spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that
batters any nearby foe as well.
|
Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 7 Thunder Rolled: 2
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: Make a Secondary Attack that is Close Blast 3.
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Hey Fleed, hold til after me
this time ))
Faiz: (( Okay. ))
* Lost One Bald Guy continues his eternal
fight with Threden.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 12 = 13
* Lost One Bald Guy does poorly.
Threden: (( He fights himself. ))
* Death Squad Assassin 1 stand up the villain
* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain Assassin's Quarry => 5
* Death Squad Assassin 1 doesn't
Forge: (( Dekabase asshole, stand up ))
* Death Squad Assassin 1 stabs Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 14 + 14 = 28
* Imban rolls: 3d6+6 => 15 + 6 = 21
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 21 hit points.
|
* Serra flops back over again. ;_;
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
"Your time has expired, Faiz Fayne."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex (feint) => 1 + 10 = 11
* Death Squad Assassin 2 faints instead of
feinting, but whatever.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover Assassin's Strike => 1
* Death Squad Assassin 2 doesn't do that
either. Sigh. STAB
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 4 + 12 = 16
Death Squad Assassin 2: (( that was actually
vs. AC ))
Death Squad Assassin 2: (( so yeah, hot
failure ))
Adric Kain: (( Advantage of cunning ))
Forge has received initiative.
Imban: (( Oh, I was marked by Threden too... ))
Forge: (( Does being at exactly half HP make me
bloodied? ))
Imban: (( yes ))
Threden: (( Yeah, and I can't interrupt. ))
Imban: (( Oh, ok. ))
|
Forge:
|
Warforged Resolve
• Minor • Personal
|
Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse.
|
Effect: Gain 6 temporary HP and make a save against
one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also
recover 6 HP.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 12 hit
points.
|
* Forge punches this fucker in the face.
|
Forge:
|
Fallen Needle
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Skull Break
|
Attack = 16 vs. Ref Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 7
|
Hit: Target takes -2 to attack rolls against you
until end of your next turn.
|
|
* Lost One Assbutt parries with his sword.
* Forge just stands there like a knob.
* Szagyn throws a burst of knives at Adric and
Taemhain!
Szagyn: (( oh, right, Stuph, you probably
regenerated once or twice and missed it, so ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 6 hit
points.
|
Taemhain: (( oh yeah, im bad at that @.@ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Adric Reflex => 11 + 10 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Taem Reflex => 11 + 10 = 21
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 11 hit points.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain loses 11 hit points.
|
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz horudo action
Adric Kain: (( You don't have to now ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( I was going to moment of
escape you from the dog ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( ...well what were you-- oh ))
Forge: (( Please stab this bitch in the bitch. ))
Faiz: (( Which? ))
Forge: (( Captain Dingleberry over here is
preventing me from doing it myself and I'm really ready for her to be
made into a rug. ))
Forge: (( The one who's killed Serra twice now ))
Faiz: (( Yeah I might as well. ))
|
Faiz:
|
GOD DAMMIT. I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT
LIKE THIS.
|
|
Faiz:
|
I AM ABOVE SUCH AMATEUR-HOUR HORSESHIT
AS A BUNCH OF JACKASSES LEAPING OUT FROM BEHIND A WALL AND SICCING
A GOD DAMN DOG ON ME.
|
|
Faiz:
|
Henshin: Rolling Thunder
• Minor Action • Lightning, Polymorph,
Primal, Thunder • Personal
|
COMPLETE!!
|
Effect: Rolling Thunder Form! Gain resist 3 to all
damage and +1 AC. Once per round when you hit an enemy with
a melee attack, each enemy marked by you takes 4 thunder
damage. Allows use of Stone Thunder Buster. Form lasts for
the rest of the encounter.
|
|
Forge: (( I think we've collectively decided
it's burn all the dailies time? ))
Serra: (( Yeeep. ))
Taemhain: (( i sure as hell did ))
Faiz: (( I'm pissed! I don't fuckin' care
anymore! This fight can eat a plate of dicks. ))
Forge: (( Noted, next turn I burn my last two
and start getting furious. ))
* Faiz storms up to the bloodied assassin,
somewhat literally. "HELLO."
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
"Your death is at hand."
|
|
Faiz:
|
Meteor Smash
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone
• Melee Weapon
|
CRUSH TIME!
|
Attack = 20 vs. Fortitude Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 26 Physical Rolled: 12
Bonuses: 14
|
Hit: The target's space and each square adjacent to
it become difficult terrain for all enemies until the end of
the encounter.
|
Miss: Half damage.
|
Effect: Whenever you hit an enemy for the first time
after using this power, that enemy's space and each square
adjacent to it become difficult terrain for all enemies
until the end of the encounter.
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 1:
|
Death Squad Assassin 1 loses 26 hit
points.
|
* Faiz fuckin' buries her into the floor like
a nail.
|
Faiz:
|
NOPE.
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Serra, get up!
|
Faiz: (( Oh right and 4 for the dog. ))
Adric Kain: (( Heal surge +4 ))
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 4 hit
points.
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
|
|
Serra:
|
Serra is healed and gains 18 hit
points.
|
Serra: (( HS is 12 ))
Imban: (( yup ))
Imban: (( still prone due to DCAO-ness but ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually 1 more. Belt ))
|
Serra:
|
Serra is healed and gains 1 hit points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Also should I vanish the
assassin, Assbutt, or save it for the named guy? ))
Taemhain: (( i vote assassin ))
Faiz: (( Seriously what the fuck does that
term even mean. ))
Imban: (( what term ))
Threden: (( DCAO? ))
Adric Kain: (( Send to the Feywild ))
Serra: (( Yeah, the assasin. It can kill any
of us dead at this point ))
* Adric Kain looks at the Assassin. Get the
hell out of here.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Timeless Trek in Mithrendain
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
|
Go Away.
|
Attack = 27 vs. Will Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 9 Psychic Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 6
|
Effect: The Target is banished to the Feywild (save
ends). While banished, it is removed from play. When the
effect ends the target reappears in the space it last
occupied or the nearest unoccupied space of its choice.
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 9 hit
points.
|
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Threden: (( It's from your art of Kittenban.
The letters DEAD look like DCAO. ))
Faiz: (( Oh. Whatever. ))
|
Alys:
|
"Oh, hi. You look to be missing a lot
of blood. "
|
* Adric Kain steps ---> Out, looks at Alys.
"We're...having a bit of trouble.
|
Alys:
|
"I was hoping all the agonized screams
were the bad guys. "
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Some of them are!
|
|
Faiz:
|
I WILL BRING TO YOU GRIEVOUS BODILY
HARM IF YOU SIT ON THAT FUCKING STOOP ONE MORE MOMENT
|
|
Serra:
|
"Yes, we... could use a little help
here."
|
|
Forge:
|
I AM INCLINED TO AGREE WITH HIM AT
THIS POINT.
|
* Lost One Jerkface jerks Taemhain's face.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 2 + 12 = 14
|
Forge:
|
THIS IS NOT MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOLUME.
IT IS ELEVATED BEYOND MY USUAL CANDOR. I HAVE HAD ALL I CAN STAND.
|
* Lost One Jerkface just gives it a little tug
on the cheeks.
* Lost One Assbutt continues dragging Forge
off. For beatings.
Threden: (( « Jerkface
= Invalid expression: Jerkface. »
Aww, you're so cute~ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 2 + 12 = 14
* Lost One Assbutt fails.
Serra has received initiative.
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 5 hit points.
|
* Taemhain laughs and menaces Jerkface with
his beardanvil.
* Serra gets up.
* Forge turns with a dark glow in his eyes.
|
Forge:
|
Oh, you. You.
|
|
Forge:
|
You will die slowly.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Okay, I've had enough with you guys.
It's time to stop picking off the stragglers so that you stop
hounding us!"
|
Serra: (( start picking off, rather. ))
Forge: (( Hey it's that dog. MAKE IT EAT ITS OWN
FACE. ))
|
Serra:
|
"And starting with you, you fiendish
hound!"
|
Faiz: (( See what happens when you teleport
it outside the shrine entirely. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Mind Thrust @ Attack Puppy, vs Will => 6 + 10 = 16
Forge: (( Alys dies and we go back a checkpoint.
))
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+5 Damage => 2 + 5 = 7
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 7 hit
points.
|
|
Serra:
|
"And have a force sphere while you're
at it!"
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Force Sphere Fling @ Attack Puppy, vs Ref => 7 + 9
= 16
Serra: (( Alas. ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy doje.
Serra: (( turn end. ))
Ravenous Attack Puppy: (( save ))
Imban: (( SAVE YOURSELVES etc. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Save me from this ongoing damage! => 12
Serra: (( Yay! ))
|
Imban:
|
Serra stops bleeding out!
|
|
Alys:
|
Get help? Sure!
|
Forge: (( Fleed I'm gonna shift, do you want me
to leave you a spot to flank this guy or are you gonna murder somebody
else? ))
Faiz: (( ...Mechperson you've run out of
heals haven't you? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yep ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Alys looks for help and finds... 1-5 = Nothing, 6-10
= Holybro, 7-15 = Gilgamesh, 16-20 = Kittenban => 1
* Alys doesn't bring any helpers this round.
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Faiz: (( HEY LOOK AT THAT ))
Faiz: (( How SURPRISING ))
Forge: (( I was hoping she'd find a knife. In
her throat. ))
Faiz: (( THIS IS MY ANGRY VOICE ))
Faiz: (( IT IS VERY LOUD ))
Threden: (( Sure. Complain to the girl who
we could have asked for help a few turns ago. ))
* Lost One Total Loser does the ol'
slash-and-grab on Serra!
Serra: (( And of COURSE it comes after me. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 3 + 12 = 15
* Lost One Total Loser fails.
* Serra dodge!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Regain Jack the Tripper => 2
* Ravenous Attack Puppy doesn't
Forge: (( A few turns ago we didn't know this
was gonna go tits up utterly ))
* Ravenous Attack Puppy cheeearge
Threden: (( I mean, those rolls are a 50%
chance of super awesome. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Serra's AC => 15 + 13 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d4+7 => 2 + 7 = 9
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 9 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Crunch ;_; ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Nah I really was assuming
that by sending her to get help we would be sending her to her death ))
Serra: (( Faiz: Steel Wind these jerks on your
action. ))
Forge: (( Fuck the shift I know what I'm doing
next turn. ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 12 vs. AC Rolled: 1 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 23 Physical Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 12
|
|
Taemhain: (( *shake fist* ))
Threden has received initiative.
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit
points.
|
Threden: (( Attacking the boss. ))
|
Threden:
|
Recoil Strike
• Standard • Weapon,Primal
|
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to
yourself. For beatings.
|
Attack = 28 vs. AC Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 12 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: You pull the target one square.
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
Taemhain: (( someday ill remember that on my
own :/ ))
|
Szagyn:
|
Szagyn loses 12 hit points.
|
|
Threden:
|
STATEMENT: Over here.
|
|
Szagyn:
|
Gack!
|
* Lost One Bald Guy sighs and drags Threden
away from his boss!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Fortitudinous => 6 + 14 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 9 hit points.
|
* Lost One Bald Guy uses Kidnap!
* Lost One Bald Guy squidnaps Threden.
Faiz: (( And then Threden was Thredoor. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 save vs. vacation => 10
Forge has received initiative.
Serra:
(( Well that was short
))
* Forge punches the ground, hitting the dog
and the loser.
|
Forge:
|
Steel Wind
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Near Crusher
|
Attack = 19 vs. Ref Rolled: 10 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 5
|
|
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+9 => 16 + 9 = 25
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy:
|
Ravenous Attack Puppy loses 13 hit
points.
|
|
Lost One Total Loser:
|
Lost One Total Loser loses 13 hit
points.
|
* Ravenous Attack Puppy expires.
* Forge turns around with a Cell glare and
punches this prick in the face.
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Lost One Assbutt loses 8 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Done. ))
* Szagyn throws knives at Faiz and Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Faiz Reflex => 3 + 8 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Serra Reflex => 17 + 8 = 25
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
Serra: (( OF COURSE. ))
|
Serra:
|
Serra loses 10 hit points.
|
* Serra drops for a third time. ;_;
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz erupts into magnetism and earthquake.
|
Faiz:
|
Tremor Advance
• Minor • Primal, Stance •
Personal
|
SIT.
|
Effect: Until the stance ends, enemies cannot shift
into or out of squares adjacent to you.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Oh bleh. Hey Imban ))
Szagyn: (( Hi Adric ))
Adric Kain: (( The Assassin is still on
Vacation ))
Imban: (( Oh? ))
Adric Kain: (( -2 to the first save from my
weapon ))
Imban: (( Oh. ))
Imban: (( OK! ))
Forge: (( Thank god for small miracles ))
* Faiz rumbles on up to the underboss and just
towers over him.
Imban: (( I don't need to REWIND TIME so
that's ok. ))
|
Faiz:
|
STOP THROWING KNIVES.
|
|
Faiz:
|
STOP THROWING KNIVES!
|
|
Faiz:
|
STOP! THROWING! KNIVES!!
|
* Szagyn just pulls one and gets ready to
stick it in Faiz instead.
|
Faiz:
|
Armor Impact
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
|
Attack = 17 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 10
|
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( god fucking christ of course not ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain musics at Jerkface
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 30 vs. Will Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
|
Lost One Jerkface:
|
Lost One Jerkface loses 6 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Taemhein, kill him.
|
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 20 + 11 = 31
Lost One Jerkface: (( *SPLUT* ))
Taemhain: (( ok ))
Forge: (( SHIT. ))
Threden: (( Yeeeeeeeeep. ))
Serra: (( Yay! ))
Faiz: (( Yeah he just got the super die. ))
Forge: (( Oh DAMMIT ))
Adric Kain: (( What? ))
Forge: (( Imban can I retroactively put the dog
soul in my hat? ))
Lost One Jerkface:
(( I do want to see the
damage roll on that
))
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
|
Lost One Jerkface: (( Umm, yes ))
|
Forge:
|
Helm of Seven Deaths
• Free • None
|
Souls, come unto me!
|
Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (1/7)
|
|
Faiz: (( And I forget to regen, again, hum~
))
Taemhain: (( 21 unless i get bonus damage ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( you should ))
Lost One Jerkface: (( magic weapons all do...
))
Faiz: (( You have a fucking High Crit
weapon, don't you? ))
Serra: (( You do if you have a magic weapon. ))
Threden: (( You have +Crit on your weapon,
no...? ))
Taemhain: (( oh yeah, so uhh, 27 ))
Threden: (( You roll that. ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d6 => 6
|
Lost One Jerkface:
|
Lost One Jerkface loses 27 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Like she said, 27. ))
Taemhain:
(( stil 27
))
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit
points.
|
Lost One Jerkface: (( er ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain loses 3 hit points.
|
Lost One Jerkface: (( CONFUSED AS TO WHOSE
TURN IT WAS. ))
Lost One Jerkface:
(( Adric's
))
Taemhain: (( that was adrics turn ))
* Adric Kain shift out of sight!
* Lost One Assbutt drags Forge away. For the
beatings.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Forgitude => 12 + 12 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 13 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Wolfbling, he gets knocked to the
floor. ))
Forge: (( It just says it's a free action, not
if it's an interrupt or a reaction ))
Lost One Assbutt: (( can't really interrupt
being *hit*, since that requires a roll ))
Lost One Assbutt: (( regardless, he drags you
first ))
* Lost One Assbutt then stands back up
Forge: (( Well that was magical. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( I hate this fucking pelt. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Shindatta iya da~~~~!!! => 19
* Serra stabilizes.
Serra: (( Done. ))
Lost One Assbutt: (( not quite, you just don't
get worse. ))
Threden: (( Well, you did use it before he
used his move action. ))
|
Alys:
|
"GUARDS! GUARDS! MURDER IN THE DARK!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 13
Forge: (( Because he wasn't gonna move after he
slid me ))
Serra: (( And we get jerkmerc. ))
* Gilgathorn drops in from the roof.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 11 + 11 = 22
Threden: (( Like a zinja ))
Forge: (( Great now we're gonna be indebted to
this chucklefuck ))
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Hmph."
|
Forge: (( I'd honestly rather die ))
* Lost One Total Loser tromps up to Faiz and
attempts to yoink him away.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. Faizitude => 7 + 14 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 9 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( ...Is that postmove a shift or
what? ))
Lost One Total Loser: (( slide ))
Faiz: (( On himself? ))
Lost One Total Loser: (( Yes ))
Faiz: (( Fair enough. Carry on. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 20 vs. AC Rolled: 8 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 26 Physical Rolled: 12
Bonuses: 14
|
|
Taemhain: (( bah! ))
Threden has received initiative.
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit
points.
|
Forge: (( I'll be back shortly, I have to go
pick up dinner. It's a three mile trip all round ))
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast
• Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal,
Thunder
|
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn
your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The
blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
|
Attack = 19 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Lightning Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also
marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder
damage equal to CON modifier (4).
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
* Gilgathorn pulls out both of his hand
crossbows and shoots the Assbutt with the first.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 2 + 14 = 16
* Gilgathorn idly turns and fires the second
one off to his right side without looking.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 18 + 14 = 32
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
|
Lost One Total Loser:
|
Lost One Total Loser loses 7 hit
points.
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Huh. Guess it does work better that
way."
|
|
Taemhain:
|
"This is not the time for
experimenting."
|
* Gilgathorn shrugs. ACTION POINTs.
Serra: (( "I have BOSS HP. I can totally
experiment." ))
* Gilgathorn throws a vial into the face of
the Assbutt.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 2 + 12 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex (reroll, Elven Accuracy) => 9 + 12 = 21
|
Gilgathorn:
|
It explodes into a burst of choking
liquid all over the Assbutt's face, blinding him!
|
* Gilgathorn then actually USES his action
point and fires twice more at the Assbutt.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 6 + 16 = 22
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 7 + 16 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d6+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Lost One Assbutt loses 10 hit points.
|
* Lost One Bald Guy continues beating on 3den.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 15 + 12 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 6 hit points.
|
* Lost One Bald Guy shifts away.
* Death Squad Assassin 2 saves vs. vacation.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 15
Forge has received initiative.
Serra: (( Welp. ))
Death Squad Assassin 2: (( Forge is -> dinner
so ))
Adric Kain: (( Uhh ))
Serra: (( Can one of us proxy? ))
Adric Kain: (( Punch the guy? ))
Serra: (( sec, opening his sheet ))
Serra: (( Kay, I'll take his turn ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Forge uses Fallen Needle @ Assbutt, vs Ref => 7 +
9 = 16
Imban: (( hits ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+7 Damage, target takes -2 to attack rolls until end
of his turn => 10 + 7 = 17
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Lost One Assbutt loses 17 hit points.
|
Tilus:
|
Forge flurries, 6 more damage.
|
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Lost One Assbutt loses 6 hit points.
|
Tilus: (( Done. ))
Threden: (( You can also just impersonate to
get access to his macros, as well. ))
* Szagyn throws a volley of knives at Faiz.
Tilus: (( Macros annoy me. It's why I've never
bothered to add them to Serra. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex => 4 + 10 = 14
Threden: (( Why? They're really handy. ))
* Szagyn is bad.
Faiz has received initiative.
Tilus: (( Personally I find it's faster to
just type it out than macro. ))
Imban: (( Because Tilus chooses to do things
the hard but more customizable way! ))
Imban: (( So basically Tilus uses Linux. ))
|
Faiz:
|
KNOCK IT OFF.
|
|
Faiz:
|
Armor Impact
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
|
Attack = 18 vs. AC Rolled: 5 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 10
|
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( GOD DAMMIT ))
Imban: (( how did you get over THERE? ))
Faiz: (( Uh, 6 move? ))
Imban: (( I missed it? ))
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Imban: (( SOmehow I thought you charged, which
REALLY weirded me out. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
|
* Adric Kain peek back in, musics Assbutt\
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 21 vs. Will Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Lost One Assbutt loses 6 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Taemhein, hit him.
|
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 14 + 11 = 25
* Stuph rolls: 2d6r2+9 => 10 + 9 = 19
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Lost One Assbutt loses 19 hit points.
|
|
Lost One Assbutt:
|
Guh. x_x
|
Tilus: (( Have an action point? ))
Tilus: (( Oh wait you can't come over and use
heal on me. ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Shindatta iya da~~~~!!! => 2
Tilus: (( ;_; ))
|
Imban:
|
Serra begins bleeding TO DEATH.
|
|
Alys:
|
"Hey guys, I brought help! "
|
Taemhain has received initiative.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Thank you.
|
Taemhain: (( id need healing to try to help
serra wouldnt i? ))
Alys: (( DC 15 Heal check ))
Imban: (( which is Wis ))
Tilus: (( Yeah, you can DC 15 Heal me to
stabilize me. ))
Forge: (( Ok I'm back ))
Adric Kain: (( Do you need it trained? ))
Taemhain: (( hmm, well i dont have it
trained but i guess i can try it? ))
Imban: (( No ))
Tilus: (( Nope! ))
Adric Kain: (( can you take 10? ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+3 => 17 + 3 = 20
Imban: (( Don't think take 10 exists in 4e ))
Forge: (( Did my turn just get passed over? ))
Tilus: (( It does. ))
Taemhain: (( if i did it wouldnt be enough,
and anyway, i win ))
Taemhain: (( we had you punch something ))
Adric Kain: (( No, tilus took it for you ))
Tilus: (( No, I proxied you. ))
Adric Kain: (( You punched a dude ))
Forge: (( Ok ))
Imban: (( Oh, it does. You can't do it during
combat is all ))
Adric Kain: (( Said dude later died ))
|
Imban:
|
Serra is no longer bleeding TO DEATH,
just bleeding.
|
Threden has received initiative.
* Tilus stabilizes, thank goodness.
Forge: (( So what did the Dick Knight do? ))
Threden: (( Kill things. ))
Adric Kain: (( Shot guys. I don't see why
you're so hostile toward him either ))
Taemhain: (( blinded someone, shot some
people ))
Forge: (( Because I don't want to owe him
anything ))
Adric Kain: (( ....kay ))
Forge: (( It's bad enough we had to SEND FOR
HELP, I'd rather get somebody we knew and not this random assbag ))
Tilus: (( Because he 1) has boss HP, 2) is
someone we ran into as a result of botching the skill challenge. ))
Forge: (( With his inflated stats now it just
looks like we're not needed ))
Tilus: (( Which heavily implies we're gonna
have to fight him later down the road. ))
Forge: (( I'd rather die than be plotsaved by a
boss ))
Threden: (( *facepalms* ))
Forge: (( I'm not having a good night, ok? ))
Faiz: (( We're stuck with him but yeah, it's
a sentiment thing. ))
Threden: (( Using my boots power, which lets
me shift 2 squares. ))
Imban: (( boots! ))
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast
• Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal,
Thunder
|
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn
your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The
blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
|
Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 10 Lightning Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also
marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder
damage equal to CON modifier (4).
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
Tilus: (( And the dance continues. ))
Imban: (( poor, poor 3den. ))
Tilus: (( Next time, on Dancing With The
Stars! Can Threden the Warforged dance his way to victory!? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover Pepper Bomb => 4
* Gilgathorn does
* Gilgathorn throws it at the Assassin.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 4 + 12 = 16
Faiz: (( :goleft: ))
* Gilgathorn sighs and just shoots her twice.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 5 + 14 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 5 + 14 = 19
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"...hm. Must be faulty..."
|
* Lost One Bald Guy continues dancing with
Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 4 + 12 = 16
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
"Your time is up, Forge."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex, feint => 9 + 10 = 19
* Death Squad Assassin 2 unsuccess.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Recover Assassin's Quarry anyway => 4
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC Stab anyway. => 2 + 12 = 14
* Death Squad Assassin 2 not useful.
Forge has received initiative.
Tilus: (( Sad assasindoppelganger in snow. ))
|
Forge:
|
Go die in a fire.
|
|
Forge:
|
Supreme Avalanche Combination
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
God Hand Smash
|
Attack = 26 vs. Fort Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 26 Physical Rolled: 19
Bonuses: 7
|
Hit: +2 to damage rolls vs target until end of
encounter, hits slide 1 square or +1 to forced movement.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 26 hit
points.
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 6 hit
points.
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
"Oof."
|
Forge: (( Done ))
* Szagyn pulls out knife, puts in knife. (in
Faiz)
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 20 + 13 = 33
Faiz: (( HMMMMMM ))
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 9 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( --wait seriously ))
Szagyn: (( 2d4+4 = 12, -3 = 9 ))
Threden: (( Well, it's a knife. ))
Faiz: (( 12 was the best this chucklefuck
can do? Huh. ))
Szagyn: (( it IS just a knife. ))
Threden: (( Oh, that's a really nice knive.
))
Tilus: (( He's a ranged guy mostly. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( yes, thats part of why weve
ignored him ))
Faiz: (( Anyway. Somebody come crowd this
assclown so we get hilarious flank bonus. ))
Tilus: (( Unfortunately that knife was enough
for Serra Kill #2. ))
|
Faiz:
|
YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL ME WHILE I'M
BREAKING DOWN! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
|
|
Faiz:
|
Armor Impact
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
|
Attack = 25 vs. AC Rolled: 12 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 19 Physical Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 14
|
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
|
Szagyn:
|
Szagyn loses 19 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( S'all I can do. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain music ----> Assassin.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 22 vs. Will Rolled: 12 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
Szagyn: (( too far of a push ))
Faiz: (( Also I love how that roll was
ONE+FOUR in order to get that 14 bonus. Sigh~ ))
|
Forge:
|
Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
Warforged Finger
|
Attack = 30 vs. AC Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 16 Physical Rolled: 9
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 6 hit
points.
|
|
Death Squad Assassin 2:
|
Death Squad Assassin 2 loses 16 hit
points.
|
|
Forge:
|
Helm of Seven Deaths
• Free • None
|
Souls, come unto me!
|
Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (2/7)
|
|
* Death Squad Assassin 2 is interrupted by a
fist through the head.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Your time is up, bitch.
|
|
Forge:
|
Spend the rest of your miserable
existence as a head ornament.
|
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus x_x
Imban: (( c'mon 20s! ))
* Tilus end turn
|
Adric Kain:
|
Two left. Leave one of them alive.
We're sending a message to these assholes.
|
Imban:
(( You still get to try for a 20.
))
Tilus: (( Oh I can? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Taemhain: (( im not sure we can leave him
alive without faiz dying ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Big bucks big bucks, come on big bucks! => 16
Serra: (( Not quite. ))
* Serra end turn.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Threden: (( Common no wammies ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit
points.
|
Faiz: (( --oh right me too ))
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
|
Taemhain: (( oh hey ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 26 Physical Rolled: 12
Bonuses: 14
|
|
|
Szagyn:
|
Szagyn loses 26 hit points.
|
Taemhain: (( yay ))
Faiz: (( So yeah; REGEN HP is kind of
needing to be a status. ))
Szagyn: (( it is! ))
Szagyn:
(( go copy the FF11 one for me
sometime
))
Faiz: (( I actually already have it ready to
copy in. ))
Threden has received initiative.
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast
• Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal,
Thunder
|
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn
your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The
blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
|
Attack = 29 vs. AC Rolled: 19 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 11 Lightning Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also
marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder
damage equal to CON modifier (4).
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
|
Lost One Bald Guy:
|
Lost One Bald Guy loses 11 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Hooray! ))
|
Lost One Bald Guy:
|
Ow! Why am I so bald?!
|
Serra: (( You hit! ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Because you're bald!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Pepper Bomb => 6
Faiz: (( So it looks like the Lost Ones
have... lost one bald guy, one jerkface, one assbutt and one total
loser. ))
* Gilgathorn walks forawrd and throws a Pepper
Bomb at Szagyn.
|
Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: Light reflecting off your
clear dome has been interfering with my optic sensors.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 10 + 12 = 22
|
Szagyn:
|
"Gah, my eyes!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 13 + 16 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 7 + 16 = 23
* Imban rolls: 2d6+12 => 6 + 12 = 18
|
Szagyn:
|
Szagyn loses 18 hit points.
|
|
Szagyn:
|
"Gah, my life!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Threden, ker-yoink => 1 + 12 = 13
* Lost One Bald Guy shifto
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Do we still want him alive or have we
graduated to murder him and fuck his corpse? ))
Faiz: (( I don't believe I am going to let
him stay frosty. ))
Serra: (( Did we ever want him alive? ))
Taemhain: (( adric does ))
Forge: (( Adric did for the entire fight ))
Adric Kain: (( Adric would prefer alive so
we can mutilate him and leave him for them to find later. The other guy
would do too. ))
Faiz: (( WELL ADRIC SUCKS ))
Adric Kain: (( Maybe! ))
* Forge charges fist first into the guy's face.
|
Forge:
|
Charge Attack
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
God Field Dash
|
Attack = 16 vs. AC Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 5
|
|
* Szagyn ducks accidentally, staggering around
blindly.
* Szagyn clumsily flails with a knife at...
* Imban rolls: 1d3 Faiz, Forge, or Taemhain => 2
Serra: (( LOOK OUT HE'S GONNA CRIT ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 vs. Forge's AC => 9 + 6 = 15
Serra:
(( Or not
))
Szagyn: (( provokes Faiz ))
Forge: (( Hey look he's marked ))
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Faiz:
|
Mountain Buster
• Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon
• Melee Weapon
|
INTERJECTION!!
|
Attack = 32 vs. Fortitude Rolled: 19
Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 10
|
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that
does not include you as a target.
|
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and
all allies until the end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Szagyn:
|
Szagyn loses 14 hit points.
|
* Szagyn is busted.
* Faiz number of jerks nailed into the floor: 2
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( That's okay, right? ))
Szagyn: (( +2 cover there, I'll say ))
Faiz: (( Egh. I'll just go around. ))
Threden: (( Move behind the murals. ))
Adric Kain: (( Try the other side of
threeden ))
Serra: (( Go the other way, yeah ))
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Faiz:
|
Melee Charge
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
|
Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 14
|
Damage = 29 Physical Rolled: 10
Bonuses: 19
|
Effect: Gain a +1 bonus to AC until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( Bah. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Can I see the remaining guy
from here? ))
Szagyn: (( mm... yes ))
* Adric Kain magics
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 26 vs. Will Rolled: 16 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
|
Lost One Bald Guy:
|
Lost One Bald Guy loses 6 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Faiz, hit him again.
|
|
Faiz:
|
Melee Basic
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
SWORD TO THE FACE!
|
Attack = 22 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 22 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 16
|
|
Adric Kain: (( I was going to use Blunder
but the range isn't good enough ))
Faiz: (( Oh come on ))
Imban: (( Kid luvs u ))
Faiz: (( FUCK KID. ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20 Big bucks, big bucks, come on big bucks! => 5
Taemhain has received initiative.
* Serra turn end
Taemhain: (( hummm ))
Taemhain: (( if i hold till after threden
could he shift away? ))
Serra: (( Yeah, and I think Threden can try to
drag the guy into a more accessible space. ))
Taemhain: (( k, imma hold then ))
Threden: (( That's the plan. ))
Threden has received initiative.
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Threden:
|
Recoil Strike
• Standard • Weapon,Primal
|
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to
yourself. For beatings.
|
Attack = 24 vs. AC Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
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Hit: You pull the target one square.
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
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Lost One Bald Guy:
|
Lost One Bald Guy loses 13 hit points.
|
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Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: You are the remaining
target.
|
|
Lost One Bald Guy:
|
"...huh. See, the plan was that we'd
kill everyone else while I tied you up back there."
|
|
Threden:
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SUGGESTION: Do not struggle.
|
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Lost One Bald Guy:
|
|
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Faiz:
|
NOW WE ARE KILLING YOU INSTEAD!!
|
Taemhain has received initiative.
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 3 hit
points.
|
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Taemhain:
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Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 28 vs. AC Rolled: 16 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 34 Physical Rolled: 20
Bonuses: 14
|
|
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Lost One Bald Guy:
|
Lost One Bald Guy loses 34 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
The plan now is we make you wish you'd
never faced us and leave you as a message for your boss to stop
fucking with us.
|
|
Lost One Bald Guy:
|
AUUUUGHHHHH D:
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Humph!
|
Adric Kain: (( Though I need to go eat so
uhh...hey Tilus, proxy me! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Pepper Bomb => 4
* Gilgathorn does
* Gilgathorn throws one at Bald Guy.
Serra: (( Kay! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Reflex => 15 + 12 = 27
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Faiz:
|
EVERY CORPSE IN THIS ROOM IS GOING TO
BE A HILARIOUS LETTER IN A LOVE NOTE TO YOUR COMPANY SAYING
"THANKS FOR TRYING BUT WE'D RATHER NOT, ALSO YOU ARE GOING TO BE
BURNED TO THE GROUND IF ANYTHING REMOTELY INVOLVED WITH YOUR
AFFAIRS CATCHES OUR SIGHT AGAIN, SINCERELY THE FUCKING LORD OF
THE DESERT."
|
Serra: (( Do you mind if we kill him? ))
|
Lost One Bald Guy:
|
"GAH, MY EYES!"
|
* Gilgathorn arrows him.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 13 + 16 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d20+16 vs. AC => 7 + 16 = 23
Serra: (( Or maybe Girugamesh will first ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+12 => 10 + 12 = 22
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Lost One Bald Guy:
|
Lost One Bald Guy loses 22 hit points.
|
Serra: (( (Ramune!) ))
* Gilgathorn twirls and reholsters his hand
crossbows as the last remaining guy falls down dead.
Tilus:
|
* Adric begins the healing song,
Majestic Words Serra back to positive health.
|
* Gilgathorn goes to pose on top of a mural.
* Faiz is TOO ANGRY TO HEAT DOWN, just goes
into punching the wall until he stops wanting to cleave all the things.
|
Threden:
|
This unit is appreciative of the
assistance.
|
|
Serra:
|
Serra is healed and gains 24 hit
points.
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 24 hit points.
|
|
Threden:
|
Threden is healed and gains 44 hit
points.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Auuugh, what happened? Are we safe
now?"
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Don't mention it. I could think of it
as costing me 5510 gold, but it wouldn't be worth the murder
warrant anyway."
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Healing surge plus what again, 4? ))
Serra: (( 4, yes. ))
Forge: (( For the postbattle singing. And
honestly I think we should camp out since I think most of us are out of
everything ))
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Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 18 hit
points.
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"In any case, I would suggest trying
to not all get killed in the future. As I said, the lot of you are
worth quite a tidy sum."
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Why are we worth a tidy sum?
|
* Serra uses almost all the rest of her
healing surges for the day shaking off the terrible effects of
near-death.
|
Faiz:
|
NOBODY DIED.
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"You pissed someone off."
|
|
Serra:
|
Serra is healed and gains 31 hit
points.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Well, that could be anyone. :/
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"It happens, though it might be new to
people like you."
|
|
Forge:
|
You do not say.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Who is this someone? The dark ones'
leader?"
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Assuming I knew who posted the
bounty, why would I go and tell you that?"
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 19 hit
points.
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 12 hit
points.
|
|
Faiz:
|
WELL MAYBE BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY
ANY AND ALL TRACES THAT THEY EVER EXISTED.
|
Adric Kain: (( Back ))
|
Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: The person or location to
collect on the bounty should have been included information.
|
|
Threden:
|
SUGGESTION: We should find a copy of
this bounty.
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Good observation. Of course, I do
know who wants you dead."
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"But, you know. Maybe you'll all die
in a tragic wagon accident and I'll be able to collect on the
bounty."
|
|
Serra:
|
"...And you're not going to tell us."
|
|
Adric
Kain:
|
Adric Kain is healed and gains 32 hit
points.
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"I can't exactly do that if I rat out
the person who put it there."
|
* Adric Kain uses 2 surges
|
Adric Kain:
|
Here's a question. Why aren't you
trying to collect?
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"So no, Serra, I'm not going to tell
you even if you pout and ask cutely."
|
|
Faiz:
|
Endurance = 17 Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 13
|
|
* Threden looks at the body of the Total
Loser, seeing if a copy is there.
* Faiz rips out a chunk of wall so he can go
outside and sit down.
* Serra sighs. Well, so much for that.
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Unlike Modra's Lost Boys, I'm not a
wandering murderer."
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
So you're tracking us and hoping
fortune will favor you?
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Killing people in the middle of town
tends to be bad if you want to keep living there."
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Well, seeing how well you just did
fighting a group of thugs, I'm thinking you might all drop dead
shortly anyway."
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Heck, I'm not even sure these thugs
knew about the bounty. Modra's boys have had it out for you for a
long time."
|
Gilgathorn: (( Roll Insight if you want ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+11 Insight => 14 + 11 = 25
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Ara ara ufufu? => 13 + 3 = 16
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Scan Memory Banks => 9 + 5 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 « Bluff
= 0 » => Invalid expression: 1d20+12 « Bluff
= 0 ».
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Bluff => 7 + 12 = 19
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
Forge: (( Big surprise there ))
Gilgathorn: (( Adric concludes that it's not
one of Modra's old people who wants you dead. ))
Gilgathorn: (( Otherwise, Gil wouldn't have
said that. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Hmm.
|
Threden: (( Should we be expecting that
Modra hating us is even common knowledge? ))
Gilgathorn: (( Not... really. ))
Gilgathorn: (( Adric could also inquire about
that, but. ))
Threden: (( Because that by itself is kind
of a strange thing for him to be mentioning. ))
Threden: (( No one mentioned him at all~ ))
Gilgathorn: (( Or you! ))
Gilgathorn: (( Well, the Lost Boys were
Modra's gang. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
How did you know about our feud with
Modra anyway? I didn't think it was that famous. ...and I havn't
published that book yet
|
Gilgathorn: (( So their corpses mentioned
them. ))
* Faiz has taken to statuary!
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Feud is a good, poetic way to
describe killing him, I suppose. But, ah, will you look at the
time? I've clearly got to be going."
|
|
Gilgathorn:
|
"Just don't die down a crevasse or
something where I can't retrieve your bodies."
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Will do.
|
* Gilgathorn waves and vanishes in a puff of
golden light.
|
Adric Kain:
|
If you find us, do be kind and publish
my notes for me posthumously?
|
|
Serra:
|
"Sorry, but despite our latest...
close brush, we really aren't very good at that whole dying thing."
|
|
Forge:
|
I do not like that man.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Faiz, do me a favor will you? Take one
of their bodies and...indulge yourself with it.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Just leave enough for it to be
identifiable.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Nor do I. It's clear he intends on
finding a way to capitalize on any ill fortune we may encounter."
|
Imban: (( Faiz is out --- there. ))
Imban: (( < ))
* Adric Kain totally didn't notice
|
Threden:
|
Unit Faiz is not in the vacinity.
|
Imban: (( Also your bounties are 1000 each,
except for Forge (500) and Adric (10). ))
Adric Kain: (( Ahahaha ))
* Adric Kain Hakase
Serra: (( pfffffft XD ))
Forge: (( Well that makes me feel dandy. ))
Imban: (( Well, Forge missed that entire
adventure. ))
Imban: (( And Adric is Doc. ))
* Adric Kain then turns to Alys, starts being
all charming like.
Forge: (( Then our combined bounty is 4510
unless that includes Azar ))
Alys: (( It does ))
|
Faiz:
|
I FEEL BETTER NOW.
|
|
Alys:
|
"No offense, fiery, but maybe you
should wash the blood off your everything first."
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Are you all right, my dear? I hope
these...ruffians didn't put you through anything horrible.
|
|
Faiz:
|
WHERE IS THAT JACKASS PONCE?
|
Threden: (( If we're talking about guys that
arn't here, wasn't Wolfs also there, or are we literally removing him
from the campaign now? ))
Serra: (( I think he's officially out of the
campaign. ))
Alys: (( officially out, as best I know ))
Threden: (( Poor Wolfs. The bounty has
already been claimed on him. ))
Forge: (( So I guess we're going diving through
Zeal for a new healer? ))
Serra: (( Note: I have zero qualms about
genning a second leader. ))
Alys: (( Naah, you can all die. ))
Forge: (( Because this was fucking ridiculous. ))
Alys: (( *cough* ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm keeping the belt ))
Threden: (( Clearly you should hire Yuu. ))
Alys: (( We'll talk about whether you want a
new player afterwards. ))
|
Alys:
|
"N-nothing that bad happened to me,
no..."
|
|
Alys:
|
"Anyway, I have a message for you."
|
* Alys clears her throat and concentrates,
clearly reciting from memory.
|
Serra:
|
"Alright, what is it?"
|
|
Alys:
|
“Greetings from Sertanian, castellan
of the Hall of Great Valor. I beseech you to return to Brindol
with all haste, as your presence is needed here. The matter
concerns one of the relics that you recovered while saving myself
and our town’s other captives in Rivenroar, and is most urgent.”
|
|
Alys:
|
"...I think, at least. I wasn't
expecting to be kidnapped before telling you about it."
|
|
Faiz:
|
OH. HUH.
|
|
Faiz:
|
WAIT, DIDN'T WE... TAKE MOST OF
THAT STUFF WITH US?
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
No.
|
Alys: (( You returned it to Brindol, since
most of it was shiny sentimental junk. ))
|
Serra:
|
"One of the Rivenroar relics? You have
my interest."
|
* Faiz rumbles.
|
Alys:
|
"He didn't tell me anything more, but
he said to come quickly, so..."
|
|
Faiz:
|
THIS WAS SOMEWHAT THE OPPOSITE OF
QUICKLY, I'D WAGER.
|
|
Alys:
|
"Well... we can probably rest here
overnight. Though I'd... rather do it in a safer district."
|
|
Faiz:
|
SEE WHAT YOU DO?! WHY YOU GOTTA BE
ABDUCT.
|
* Alys frowns.
|
Forge:
|
I think it may have to wait. I do not
know about the rest of you but I'm particularly worn out from that
entire ordeal.
|
|
Serra:
|
"I think resting and recovering for
the night would be wise before we depart, but yes, I at least
intend on returning posthaste."
|
|
Alys:
|
"They said they knew where you were,
okay?! It's not like I've been here before! ;_;"
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Faiz! It's not her fault that these
miscreants had it out for us
|
* Alys pouts and crosses her arms.
|
Faiz:
|
WELL I'M STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Be angry at the bodies!
|
|
Faiz:
|
I CAN DO THIS!!
|
|
Taemhain:
|
I'm sure we'll get to stab him
eventually
|
|
Forge:
|
For once I fully share Faiz's complete
and total enragement.
|
|
Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: Brindol is some distance.
Recommend resting on the road.
|
* Faiz brandish swords. "IT IS TIME
FOR HOBBYISM!!"
|
Serra:
|
"Besides, it might hold a connection
to why there's a bounty on our head or why these Dark Ones were
after us."
|
* Adric Kain starts scribing down a rather
vivid, grotesque description of what happened to them. And mentions that
the lucky ones died quickly.. "And put this on one of them when you're
done.
Alys: (( None of the corpses are Dark Ones. ))
Serra: (( Lost Ones, rather. ))
Alys: (( Yes, the Lost Ones are a gang that
was run by Dark Ones. ))
Alys: (( Blame 4e. ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Adric Kain: (( From the Shadowdark? ))
Imban:
(( From the Shadowfell.
))
Faiz: (( So merely the baddark. ))
* Forge adds a few large impact marks to one
of the assassin's faces with his fists
Imban: (( Yes. Anyway, that should more or
less wrap things up, so log out whenever. ))
Tilus is disconnected.
Faiz: (( Fullrest, right? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Adric Kain: (( Adric is totally going to try
to get a date with Alys after he's not covered in his own blood by the
way ))
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 39 hit points.
|
Stuph is disconnected.
Fleed is disconnected.
Threden is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.