Azar has connected.
Regris has connected.
Imban has connected.
Threden has connected.
Blaine has connected.
Faiz has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Stuph has connected.
Imban: Anywhere aroudn there is good.
* Stuph will be at 12/13 foreveeeer
* Imban points, laughs
Stuph: wow, apparently i wasnt kidding :/ cmon maptool, you can do it
Adric Kain: (( Going to update macros ))
Forge: (( Wow that was fun. Got to listen to my computer grind like an impoverished college girl trying to make rent for 10 minutes while it let me select Forge. ))
Stuph: ahhh, there we go
Imban: You should all be at max HP/healing surges, btw. This means Adric
Tilus: (( Here we go, finally ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Stuph: where are we starting?
Forge: (( Ironfell 1, in the south ))
Imban: Earlier that morning, the course you have been following became a rocky track leading toward another basalt bluff in the distance. However, as the track curves around to its south side, you see two guard towers of hewn stone set into the face of the bluff. Narrow gouges that might be arrow slits flank a narrow track leading directly into the rock. Though worn by long years of sand and wind, the towers are clearly of dwarven construction, standing as strong as the day they were built.
Forge: (( Don't forget to copy yourself from Dunesend ))
Stuph: (( yohoho ))
Imban: (( stuph... apparently does not have a maxhp. ))
Imban: (( should fix that ))
Threden: (( Stuph has NO MAXIMUM ))
Threden: (( UNLIMITED HP ))
Imban: oh dear :/
Forge: (( Stuph's HP is maximum ))
Taemhain: (( my hp goes forever, just like my load screens ))
Faiz: (( UNLIMITED HAAAAAAAAAAAA ))
Taemhain: (( so in theory i did all my macros right ))
Forge: (( Fleed tell me that is a Star Wars reference ))
Forge: (( That reminds me ))
Forge: (( Gotta test this, sec ))
Forge:
Initiative • None • Ikuze!
Ima ga sono toki da
Initiative = 12       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 8
Forge: (( Ballnormous. ))
Faiz: (( Shrug~ ))
Taemhain: (( laaaazy ))
Azar: (( +8, really? ))
Adric Kain: (( That does seem low. ))
Forge: (( Yes. +7 natural, +1 hat ))
Imban: Regardless, you're now in front of the gates of Fortress Ironfell. It's built into a hill that you could climb, though with difficulty. That said, it doesn't look like there's much up there from down here.
Threden: (( I have only +5 natural. ))
Imban: The darkened entry corridor extends inward between rows of arrow slits. At the far end, a massive stone gate banded with iron stands closed. Halfway along the corridor, a rusty portcullis blocks further movement. The sand that has drifted in to cover the corridor floor is well marked by recent footprints and signs of heavy objects being dragged.
Forge: (( Well what goes into init? Dex + half level? ))
Forge: (( 4 + 3 ))
Imban: (( Perception checks from all ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Ara ara ara~ Ufufufu~ => 18 + 3 = 21
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+8 do i seeee? => 4 + 8 = 12
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Robot Sensors => 13 + 5 = 18
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 I can see forever => 10 + 8 = 18
* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 go go => 10 + 7 = 17
Taemhain: (( humph, apparently not ))
Faiz:
Perception = 29       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 9
* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 VULCAN SIGHT (Osaou has this +2) => 5 + 3 = 8
Faiz: (( I CAN SEE TIME YOU GUYS ))
Threden: (( Faiz sees forever. ))
Imban: Everyone sees that dark figures loom on the other side of the closest arrow slits, silently watching you. A foul odor comes from beyond.
Faiz: (( So who thinks it's a good idea for me to wave? ))
* Taemhain waves.
Imban: ...everyone but Azar (and Osaou) sees that the figure is a crudely made straw dummy, an old dwarven helm on its head and an ancient polearm lashed to it with rope.
Taemhain: (( me, cuz i already did ))
Faiz: (( WELP ))
* Azar and Osaou ACTION POSE
Threden: (( Azar suddenly starts shooting. ))
Wolfsbane: "Not a bad keep. Could use some fixing up. We can't just keep it, can we?"
Imban: Everyone but Azar/Osaou/Taemhain also sees that the shadows of the corridor ceiling conceal a deep groove 10 feet before the stone door. Spikes can be seen within, another portcullis there, ready to be dropped.
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 CB needs to load faster => 20 + 9 = 29
Forge: Do they really believe that will fool anyone.
Azar Macan: ..what will fool anyone?! There's guards in the walls!
Faiz: WE DIDN'T GET TO KEEP THE LAST KEEP.
Taemhain: They must if they did it.
Tilus: "They must, if they went through all the trouble to put up the disguise."
Faiz: THOUGH WE KIND OF DESTROYED THE LAST ONE. SO IF WE KEPT THE KEEP IT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED A LOT OF UPKEEP.
Forge: Azar it is made of straw. Poorly.
Threden: OBSERVATION: We keep moving. Stationary fortresses have not been useful.
Azar Macan: ...
* Azar Macan looks again
Adric Kain: The man has a point.
Taemhain: So what you're saying is we need a floating island?
Wolfsbane: "Aw, that's no fun."
Adric Kain: Maybe an airship.
Forge: They say home is where the heart is. Since I do not have a heart and no home I cannot help but find truth to those words.
Faiz: MY HOME MOVES LIKE EVERY THREE MONTHS.
Wolfsbane: "Better idea, occupy the castle, sell it off to some rich noble."
Taemhain: So uhh, are we going in?
Azar Macan: Are we not essentially doing that, Wolfsbane?
Serra: "Yes, let's get going. This keep is keeping awfully quiet."
Azar Macan: We are reclaiming this place for a dwarf clan, after all.
Forge: Perhaps if we stay here and infer we will take the place, someone will come out to refute us.
Wolfsbane: "Yeah but they're going to be only throwing us probably five thousand gold at best."
* Faiz rumbles, takes a look at the nearest wall. What's better than SMASHING THROUGH?
Faiz:
Perception = 19       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Taemhain: "I'm pretty sure if that was going to happen it would've already Forge."
Adric Kain: Smashing through while saying "Oh yeah!"?
Imban: Since you don't have any siege engines, you would need to use special powers or a lot of time in order to break through the wall. The portcullis looks rusty and easily hackable or liftable, though.
* Faiz has special powers...!!
* Faiz attempts to EARTHWRESTLE a hole in the wall.
Faiz:
Endurance = 17       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Forge: (( Faiz literally grabs at the wall and attempts to put it in a sleeper hold. ))
Serra: "Faiz, whatever happened to simply busting down the front door?"
Faiz: IT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY.
Imban: You can't do it that easily, but given a minute of time, you could Stone Shape the wall open.
Imban: (at a cost of 150 gp and a healing surge)
Faiz: (( youuuu ))
Threden: (( Roll what to lift the door? ))
Imban: (( Strength check ))
Azar Macan: Osaou, go help Thereden lift the door!
* Forge pitches in as well.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 Robot Strength => 7 + 3 = 10
Osaou: Mh-rar!
* Faiz sighs. Made punch dents, at least. FUCK YEAH DOOR PUSHIN'
Faiz:
Strength = 16       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 7
Osaou: (( what does str 20 give for bonuses? ))
Imban: (( +5 ))
* Adric Kain plays a song to inspire them. This has no game effect, but hey, moral support!
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+3 HRRRGH => 3 + 3 = 6
Imban: Faiz slams the portcullis into its upper resting place, where it seems to get stuck for now.
Osaou: (( + half level still? ))
Imban: (( Yes, but Faiz already succeeded by himself ))
Osaou: (( aawww ))
Forge: (( Oh right, half level stuff. So nine ))
Osaou: (( still, Osaou is technically the strongest member of the party~ ))
Taemhain: See? Much easier than the wall.
Adric Kain: But less fun
Taemhain: I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities for fun inside.
Forge: Entering a keep through the front door is fun in its own way.
Faiz: I LIKE PUNCHING WALLS BETTER.
Osaou: Mh-ra...
Threden: (( These markings anything to worry about? ))
Imban: (( There's murder holes in the ceiling. ))
Threden: (( Yum ))
Serra: (( Delicious murder ))
Adric Kain: Does that look like a trap to anyone else?
Faiz: YES.
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 => 2 + 8 = 10
Taemhain: How could it not?
Forge: No.
Wolfsbane: "Hm. I wonder if it's a pressure plate...?"
Taemhain: I mean really you ought to just assume the entire entrance is a trap since fortress...
Imban: (( Wolf, perception ))
* Faiz crosses his arms. Constructomania runnin' wild sounds a better choice at the moment.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 => 13 + 7 = 20
Imban: (( Everyone, initiative. ))
Forge:
Initiative • None • Ikuze!
Ima ga sono toki da
Initiative = 27       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 8
* Azar rolls: 1d20+4 GO TIME! (+1 If near Ardic's fancy hat) => 14 + 4 = 18
Faiz: (( YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!! ))
Adric Kain: (( ADD 1 ))
Faiz:
Initiative (within range of Adric) = 11       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Wolfsbane: "Aha, it's manned. Trogs!"
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Initiative => 4 + 8 = 12
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
* Regris rolls: 1d20+4 Init => 14 + 4 = 18
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Woof. => 20 + 3 = 23
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5+1 Let's Robattle => 14 + 5 + 1 = 20
Azar Macan: (( 19 for me, Imban. I guess I should re-word that... ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Trog Mauler 1 => 14 + 6 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Trog Mauler 2 => 7 + 6 = 13
* Azar Macan changes it to be +1, -1 if not near Ardic
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 ??? => 17 + 5 = 22
Adric Kain: (( it's a 5 square radius ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 ??? => 2 + 5 = 7
Azar Macan: (( and then the init stalls ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 ??? => 5 + 5 = 10
Imban: (( Yeah, this encounter has some awkwardness in maptool ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( What's the DC to jump those squares from here, and how high up are the trogs? ))
Imban: (( high... up? ))
Forge: (( I assumed the arrow slits were above us ))
Serra: (( They're inside a wall ))
Imban: (( they're level with you. ))
Forge: (( Ok then! ))
Threden: (( I'm assuming the slits are shootable through, but grant cover? ))
Imban: (( jumping over 3 squares is Athletics 30 standing, 15 running. ))
Imban: (( If you try to shoot through the slits, you take a -5. ))
Threden: (( Can I ROCKET PUNCH through one? ))
Imban: (( Yes (at -5, as that is shooting) ))
Forge: (( Can you Close Blast through? ))
Azar Macan: (( ...so what the heck are we supossed to do, go around for the left one, but...the other one is totally cut-off. ))
Imban: (( Yes, at no penalty ))
Forge: (( Awesome. ))
Serra: (( Oh,. I know what I'm gonna do. ))
Faiz: (( WRESTLEFAIZ ))
Serra: (( Muhahahaha. ))
Taemhain: (( im going to be useless! yay ))
Imban: (( yay! ))
Imban: (( Anyway 4ge's turn. ))
Taemhain: (( and since chip has opted for passing out instead of making food im going to get what i need for a sandwich, brb ))
Forge: (( I'm assuming this has to be standing jump, and I can't make 30 without a 19 or 20 so ))
Forge: (( End my turn, will jump across next turn ))
Adric Kain: (( So amusingly we apparently DO have steak in the house, but that's tomorrow. ))
Imban: (( you can move back then move across (with jump) ))
Imban: (( that said I'm not sure you can do that as a single move, so it'd end your turn. On the other side. ))
Forge: (( I'll wait and not put myself in danger. ))
Faiz: (( It doesn't say you have to start moving but I think you do have to at least have the move for completing the jump. ))
Imban: (( OK. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Back in a moment ! ))
Forge: (( Unless moving 5 feet counts as running, it'd be a DC30 which I just can't make ))
Forge: (( I'll take the safe route and shoot for the 15 ))
Faiz: (( (stay out of that square Blaine just left if you can help it) ))
Imban: (( no, moving back 5 feet, then forward for the 15 ))
Serra: "You think you're safe back there, hiding behind your protective walls... Well, let's see how long that lasts!"
Imban: (( that would be legal as a double move. It'd just end your turn there. ))
Forge: (( I didn't want to get over here without a standard ))
Wolfsbane: (( ... Hey imban ))
Imban: (( Higris. ))
Forge: (( So I said I'll wait ))
Wolfsbane: (( Can I *fly* through the arrow slits ))
Imban: (( ... ))
Imban: (( how small ARE you ))
Faiz: (( Well, fuck. Never mind. THE PATH IS BLOCKED ))
* Serra uses Dimensional Scramble, centered to the left of Maullar 2.
Forge: (( He's Tiny ))
Imban: (( question not answered ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 To hit, vs Fort => 13 + 9 = 22
Wolfsbane: (( I think I said about 8 inches ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage, teleport incoming => 4 + 5 = 9
Imban: (( yes, you can stuff yourself through there. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh you dick ))
Forge: (( Hahaha nice Teals ))
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: (( --well jeez, now my plan is totally ruined, OKAY ))
Troglodyte Mauler 2: The troglodyte mauler smells awful!
Wolfsbane: (( hey Tilus ))
Wolfsbane: (( Can you move him somewhere else ))
Serra: (( Yeah? ))
Serra: (( Like where? ))
Serra: (( Sure that's doable. ))
Azar Macan: (( BADSMELL AURA ))
Taemhain: (( hello target that will probably be murdered by the time i have a turn ))
Serra: (( Turn end. ))
Threden: (( So, is it me or Maullar that goes first? ))
Imban: (( You ))
Imban: (( But! ))
Threden: Ok, it just looked like the initiative tracker was konfuzed.
Threden: (( Hi ))
Imban: A javelin streaks out of the ceiling and smashes into Wolfsbane!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 10 + 12 = 22
Wolfsbane: (( Miss ))
Imban: It clatters to the ground next to her!
* Wolfsbane dodges, barely, "Okay, who the hell threw that?"
Wolfsbane: (( can I roll perception vs that ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Adric Kain: Likely someone upstairs.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 => 11 + 7 = 18
Imban: There's at least two Troglodytes upstairs, too.
Imban: (( Those are not really them, hence the lack of /stats ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: Drawing target to better location.
Threden: (( vs Maullar ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 parries with a large club!
Threden: (( End. ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 1 throws a javelin at Wolfsbane!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs AC => 15 + 12 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 9 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Ow. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Osaou!
Azar Macan: (( so what happens to him in STINKAURA ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 smells really, really bad. Osaou suffers a -2 penalty to attack rolls!
Faiz: (( Hooray we're useless again. ))
* Osaou doesn't care
* Azar Macan gathers energy in his hand, and...
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 13 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 thinks Sun Vulcan is for losers!
* Azar Macan mises. only by three, though.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
* Wolfsbane looks around.
Forge: (( "See ya later, fuckers! *zip*" ))
Imban: There's not much here but rot, decay, and arrow slits. Oh, and stairs leading up, in the south.
Wolfsbane: (( Working on making this a bit easier for us. >_> ))
Wolfsbane: (( Hmmm. ))
Forge: (( I wonder if there's a way to open the door from the inside. ))
Wolfsbane: (( That's probably like another 5 movement ))
Forge: (( Since you can get on the other side of it ))
Imban: (( is that Going Upstairs to 2F? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Actually ))
Wolfsbane: (( Let's peek around. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Anything interesting. >_> ))
Imban: The door is closed and barred from the inside by rough timbers. It looks like you'd need to be strong to smash through it... or from this side, you could just spend a standard action pulling them off the door.
Wolfsbane: (( Awesome. ))
Wolfsbane: (( End turn then, since I double moved. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( chargin' ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 smellin' bad
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 14
Taemhain: (( awwww ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 ducks under your attack!
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 mauls Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 10 + 12 = 22
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 11 hit points.
Troglodyte Mauler 2: You are marked!
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Taemhain: "Ow! That's not how this is supposed to go!"
* Adric Kain magics shit at the Troglodyte!
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Adric Kain: (( Taem, make a free attack ))
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 6 hit points.
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 9 + 11 = 20
Taemhain: (( meh ))
Adric Kain: (( ))
Azar Macan: (( Okay, you do have the same as Osaou. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: FUCK THIS NOISE
Faiz:
EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal
CHARGE UP!!
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
* Faiz decides to just start tearing away at the immediate wall, earthmovin' a hole into it by way of the arrow slit. FUCK WALLS
Faiz:
Endurance = 32       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 14
Azar Macan: (( MINECRAFT SANNNDDD ))
Faiz: (( But yeah, unless you want to consider that something else I'm thinkin' that's my Standard...? ))
Faiz: (( If so, ending. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh, that'll be fun. Open the door, everyone else gone. >_> ))
Taemhain: (( im pretty sure well still be here thanks to stink aura :/ ))
Troglodyte Mauler 2: A laser strikes out from above, hitting Taemhain!
Faiz: (( RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAIZ FAYNE IS TOO POWERFUL TO CARE ABOUT ANYONE OPENING DOORS ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 11 = 17
Troglodyte Mauler 2: It has no effect!
Taemhain: (( hohoho ))
Faiz: (( Laser?! ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Also I meant me
Wolfsbane: (( Okay, I'll go ahead and waste actions. Hooray. ))
* Taemhain reflects the laser off his beard anvil!
Wolfsbane: (( Seriously though, no big :P ))
Faiz: (( Haha sorry. Really I'd just not go through... that. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: A javelin streaks down from above, towards Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 11 + 12 = 23
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 10 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fort => 1 + 10 = 11
Troglodyte Impaler 2: The javelin attempts to pin Taemhain to the ground, but he is too wide and armored for that!
Forge has received initiative.
Threden: (( Suddenly, the javelin leaps back up the hole it came from and impales the attacker. ))
Forge: (( So is the hole in the wall traversable? ))
Imban: (( the one Faiz just made? Yes ))
Faiz: (( I'm a traffic engineer! ))
* Forge SCRAMBLE DASH
* Troglodyte Mauler 1 smells awful, too.
Forge: Hello there. Guess what I have for you.
Forge: DYNAMITE KIIIIIIIIICK!!
Forge:
Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Dynamite Kick
Attack = 25 vs. Ref       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes an extra 9 if at full health.
Troglodyte Mauler 1: Troglodyte Mauler 1 loses 25 hit points.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Taemhain: (( nice ))
Troglodyte Mauler 1: Troglodyte Mauler 1 loses 6 hit points.
Forge: (( /turn ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Okay! So can I plunk the things up above us? ))
Imban: (( Sure... if you're standing beneath them, or with area attacks. And at -5 without the magic of area attacks. ))
Tilus is disconnected.
Imban: (( Or not, because you died. ))
Tilus has connected.
Azar Macan: (( I think he means to use an area attack, yeah ))
Azar Macan: (( like to teleport them down here ))
Threden: (( Probably trying to teleport. ))
Tilus: (( Yeah ))
Adric Kain: (( NO Z AXIS ))
Blaine is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Imban: (( Nosy axis. ))
Faiz: (( That is an interesting idea. ))
Taemhain: (( connections go boom ))
Serra: "You like throwing spears down at us, don't you guys? Well, not anymore, not on my watch!"
Blaine has connected.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Impaler 1, vs Fort => 13 + 9 = 22
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Impaler 2, vs Fort => 10 + 9 = 19
Threden: (( Of course, with no listed stats, Immy can just claim you always miss~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Curse Chanter, vs Fort => 18 + 9 = 27
Faiz: (( They're statted if you look at the floor above. ))
Imban: (( They have listed stats on the 2F map ))
Azar Macan: (( that hits 2/3 of them! ))
Imban: (( And that it does ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Welcome to the ground floor, we've got fun and games! => 5 + 5 = 10
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 10 hit points.
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 10 hit points.
Serra: (( They end up there. ))
Faiz: (( Well. I was gonna quake the floor out from under them if that didn't work, but...! ))
Serra: (( Turn end. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Gack D:
Faiz: HI!
Faiz: (( More? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Impaling Shot => 6
Taemhain: Aww, they came to visit.
Forge: (( So all Trogs stink? ))
Forge: (( Racist-ass game ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( yes ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 throws a javelin at Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 8 + 12 = 20
Serra: (( Doesn't that provoke, because ranged? ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( from *who* ))
Serra: (( Forge ))
Threden: (( Impaler, not Maullar. ))
Azar Macan: (( IMPALER ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( No, and that would be an impossible throw ))
Serra: (( S-same difference! (carry on) ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
Faiz: Faiz loses 12 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faizitude => 13 + 10 = 23
Faiz: Faiz is impaled! (restrained, save ends)
Faiz: (( sigh ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: Advancing.
Threden: (( Attacking Maullar 2 ))
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 6     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 parries with his greatclub.
Threden: (( End. ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 pulls out his greatclub and sidesteps away from teh arrow slit.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 maul Forge => 2 + 12 = 14
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 flails at Forge!
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Forge easily moves to the side.
Forge: Your own foul stench is distorting your perception. I would insist you bathe if I were not moments from killing you.
Azar Macan: (( Hmmm. ))
* Azar Macan looks over at the curse-chanter!
* Azar Macan snaps fingers~
* Azar Macan throws a bolt at the Mauler again!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 18 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 11 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 3 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( ;-; ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( hm. ))
Azar Macan: (( you could move and shoot at dudes from the arrowslit? ))
* Wolfsbane opens the door, draws a card.
Imban: You see three troglodytes in front of you! That's three more than were there before.
Wolfsbane: (( I could but I don't really know what's going on _ ))
Wolfsbane: (( Now I do though. ))
Azar Macan: (( ahh, yeah. ))
Wolfsbane: "Oh, well whatever then."
Wolfsbane: (( I guess that's my turn. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Serra teleported some of them down!
* Serra waves.
* Taemhain tries charging again!
Forge: (( "Also Forge is in the wall kicking a dude." ))
Taemhain: (( attacking the impaler ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 14
Troglodyte Impaler 1: You do poorly!
Taemhain: (( feh at you dice! feh! ))
Taemhain: Perhaps if you were not cheating by smelling like you're already dead!
Serra: (( Stuph, meet Kid, Schala's bratty little sister. ))
Azar Macan: (( Imban do these horrid auras STACK? ))
Forge: (( Is Stuph marked? ))
Imban: (( No ))
Imban: (( And yes ))
Faiz: (( hey you know what would be cool if these dice weren't being fucking awful today do you think you could fix that universe ))
Imban: (( so *that* was at -4, yes ))
Taemhain: (( im supposed to be, but osaou is sort of in my way for that target, plus i forgot ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 siiiidesteps, then mauls Threden again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 10 + 12 = 22
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Imban: Gooooooo Adric
Adric Kain: (( I am ))
Imban: (( o~k ))
* Adric Kain magics the hell out of Mauler 2
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 27 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 7   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 6
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 7 hit points.
Adric Kain: Your mother stinks worse than you do!
Troglodyte Mauler 2: ;__;
Azar Macan: (( +2, Imban~ ))
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 2 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Done ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 6       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 0
Faiz: (( WELP guess there's nothing for me to do this turn. ))
Imban: (( Sure isn't. ))
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 12       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 0
Faiz: (( EAT A DICK ))
Adric Kain: (( and I need to afk a moment. Tilus, control me if I'm not back by next turn ))
Azar Macan: (( you regen 2 and then unbloody, though, right? ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Serra: (( Kay ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter steps back and away from the murderous people
Taemhain: Running away, eh?
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recharge Cavern Curse since I forgot to => 1
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter fires a poisonous laser at Threden!
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ...which provokes from Wolfsbane, lol? ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( Go me not noticing that. ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Azar Macan: (( AURA GIRI DAAAA ))
Serra: (( Go! Hissatsu! Pixie Cleric Aura Puuuunch! ))
Wolfsbane: (( With what melee weapon? _ ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ... if the answer is NONE then. ))
Serra: (( Unarmed strike ))
Wolfsbane: (( uh sec ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ahaha ))
Forge: (( GO FOR THE EYES, BOO ))
Serra: (( 1d3+STR+1/2 level ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( no 1/2 level damage ))
Serra: (( Err, not half level for damage ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+2 GO => 20 + 2 = 22
Wolfsbane: (( wat ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ... ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( 3 + half str damage, lol? ))
Wolfsbane: (( let's see ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( err, str ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( not half ))
Forge: (( See? The eyes always work. ))
Taemhain: (( pixie crit go ))
Threden: (( CRITICAL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHI ))
* Wolfsbane deals 3 damage flat. >_>
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: OW. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. D:
Azar Macan: (( yeah, half level for hitting means that works, pfff ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 3 hit points.
Wolfsbane: "FUCK YOU"
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter lasers Threden anyway!
* Taemhain laughs heartily.
Faiz: (( AURA GIRI DAAA ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Fortitude => 2 + 11 = 13
Wolfsbane: "GO TAKE A BATH BEFORE I BATHE YOU IN FIRE"
Forge: (( I don't care that you only did 3 damage, that was incredible. ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter does a terrible job!
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 recharges impaling shot.
Serra: (( Yeah, that definitely beats Serra waving her staff clumsily at it ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 does not
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 throws a javelin at Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 17 + 12 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 wanders off and...
Imban: THUD
Imban: The portcullis between Threden/Taemhain/Osaou and the troglodytes comes crashing down from above!
Imban: It looks a good deal sturdier than the previous one!
Taemhain: Aww man!
Forge has received initiative.
Osaou: Rar...
Serra: "Greeeeeeat."
Faiz: (( LOOK WHO HAS THE FORESIGHT NOW ))
Threden: SUGGESTION: Use alternate entrance.
Azar Macan: (( we can *shoot* through it, right? ))
* Forge shifts away.
Forge: NEAR.. CRUSHER!
Imban: (( yes ))
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 23 vs. Ref       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Regris is disconnected.
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 13 hit points.
Threden: (( Imban, stop killing people. ))
Serra: (( Yeah, that just means another teleport is incoming. ))
Imban: (( but but they're tasty ))
Forge: (( M'dune ))
Serra: (( You like the taste of fairy pixie dust? ))
Imban: (( nom :3 ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( It's all glittery and stuff ))
Imban: (( Regris is apparently not returning (lol?) ))
Threden: (( Those glitters are terrible for you, though. ))
Imban: (( Will someone proxy him or should I remove him to Lavos ))
Serra: "Oh, cute. Think you can hide behind another barricade?"
Faiz: (( HEALERS WOULD BE COOL ))
Threden: (( Something happen? ))
Imban: (( He said something came up so he's going off to do stuff. ))
Taemhain: (( :/ ))
Serra: (( I'm already proxying mecha. ))
Imban: (( ok, banishing Wolfsbane for now then ))
Taemhain: (( i guess i can try to do it? ))
Forge: (( Is Washington on fire? ))
Taemhain: (( not that ive noticed ))
Azar Macan: (( I could proxy if need be. just shoot dudes and heal people ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Impaler 1, vs Fort => 15 + 9 = 24
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Maullar 2, vs Fort => 20 + 9 = 29
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Curse Chanter, vs Fort => 2 + 9 = 11
Azar Macan: (( so two damage rolls, one max and one not~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Impaler 1), teleport incoming => 3 + 5 = 8
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 8 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d8+11 Damage (Maullar 2), teleport incoming => 2 + 11 = 13
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 13 hit points.
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 2 hit points.
Serra: (( Done! ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 is quite clearly going to get the works :/
Forge: (( Man this place stinks ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 recover impaling toss
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 step away
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 toss impaling spear at Faiz. Again. Because Faiz never moving makes me happy inside
Azar Macan: (( hey Imban how do you delete those. I drew one off to the side but I don't know how to remove it. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( eraser ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Faiz's AC => 16 + 12 = 28
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
Faiz: Faiz loses 11 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faiz's Fort => 13 + 10 = 23
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Faiz is impaled! (restrained, save ends)
Azar Macan: (( I...don't see an eraser. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( go to the tool for drawing them, then click the eraser icon ))
Threden has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I sure don't see one. ))
Azar Macan: (( OH IT APPEARED TO THE SIDE ))
Forge: (( It's on the little dropdown menu where you pick your color ))
Threden: (( It's to the right, with the colours. ))
Serra: (( It's on the RH side, below the color squares ))
Threden: (( Attacking Maullar 2. ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 parries with its greatclub.
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 backs up a step, then charges at Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 3 + 13 = 16
* Forge sidesteps again.
Forge: You are not very good at this.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Azar Macan points at the Impaler, you know the drill
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 is drilled
Adric Kain: (( Back ))
Azar Macan: (( I forget, moving with an enemy's adjacet spaces provokes attacks or not? ))
Azar Macan: (( within, rather ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( yse ))
* Azar Macan fires a blast at the Mauler then!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 17 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 14 hit points.
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 2 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 3 hit points.
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 wobbles.
Azar Macan: (( OH COME ON ))
Threden: (( Maullars wobbles but they don't fall down. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Tch, almost.
Adric Kain: He'll fall soon enough.
Azar Macan: (( so who's taking over for the cleric? ))
Forge: (( Is someone proxying for Wolf Blitzer? ))
Taemhain: (( im going to let you do it because this implement thing is confusing me ))
Azar Macan: (( I can if need be, just would nee to figure out what his attack bonus is... ))
Imban: (( Lavos offers to eat the cleric! ))
Adric Kain: (( Sec ))
Forge: (( Check his sheet on the wiki ))
Adric Kain: (( That's what I'm doing ))
Adric Kain: (( Are those doors open? ))
Taemhain: (( yes ))
Wolfsbane: AURA SHOTTO!
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Maular 2's reflex => 17 + 9 = 26
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d8+5 Damage and Taem gets +2 to his next attack => 3 + 5 = 8
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 's expiration date was today!
Troglodyte Mauler 2: Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 10 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( I picked Taem becasue he's next ))
Forge: (( And somehow in death he stops stinking ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
Blaine is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Imban: (( ...was anything within burst 5 NOT cursed? ))
Azar Macan: (( the dude Blaine is fighting ))
Taemhain: (( blaines connection got cursed :/ ))
Imban: (( Good thing you have no possible way of targeting him, so... ))
Azar Macan: (( also the guy upstairs if the z-axis doesn't exist ))
Imban: (( they're both within 5 squares, yes, but not targetable ))
Imban: (( so... ))
Taemhain: (( hmmm ))
Azar Macan: (( awww. ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 32 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 35   Physical       Rolled: 21     Bonuses: 14
Taemhain: (( haha! eat crit! ))
Adric Kain: (( Woooo! ))
Blaine has connected.
Imban: Your attempt to stuff yourself through a portcullis fails miserably.
Serra: (( Charge impaler 1 instead. ))
Taemhain: (( oh yeah :/ ))
Taemhain: (( can i? ))
Azar Macan: (( YEAH ))
Threden: (( Taem critically hits the door. ))
Imban: (( yeah, if you go like uh ))
Forge: (( Blargh ))
Faiz: (( Clearly he used that 20 to Kool-Aid Man through the door entirely. ))
Taemhain: (( well, ok ))
Azar Macan: (( Yeah Imban don't let us waste a crit when the dice have been MEAN today ))
Imban: (( Well, he could use the 20 to open the portcullis as a standard action. Instead of attacking. ))
Imban: (( But otherwise, you get to crit the impaler. ))
Azar Macan: (( we can just use the stairs and stuff for that ))
Taemhain: (( are you gonna make me re-roll? ))
Taemhain: (( yay ))
Threden: (( Go for the impaler. ))
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 35 hit points.
Imban: (( ...er. ))
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 35 hit points.
Serra: (( I can teleport the curser. ))
Taemhain: (( ; ; ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 35 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT ))
Serra: (( So don't worry about the door. ))
Forge: (( I CHARGE INTO A WALL SPIKE ))
Threden: (( Taem crits herself, as payment for this change of action. ))
Imban: (( Taem crits himself due to attempting to fit through a portcullis. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain magics at Impaler 1
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 14 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Adric Kain: Bah!
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 willpower!
* Adric Kain done
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 13       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 0
Adric Kain: (( Since Blaine is soloing that one like a boss ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 14
Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 13
Forge: (( I'm like Bruce Leroy over here. ))
Forge: (( I got the glow. ))
Faiz: (( sigh ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 parries with its greaclub.
Adric Kain: (( I SAID BLAINE WAS SOLOING THAT ONE LIKE A BOSS ))
Forge: (( Teals can you help him? ))
Faiz: (( WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO EVERYONE ELSE HAS THE ONE LEFT COVERED JEEZ ))
Serra: (( Out of LOS. ))
Azar Macan: (( it's RANGE 5. ))
Adric Kain: (( Aloso why did that miss? ))
Troglodyte Maullar 1: (( over range 5 + no line of sight ))
Forge: (( Ah. ))
Taemhain: (( stink ))
Troglodyte Maullar 1: (( -2 penalty for SMELLS BAD MAN ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh right. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Cavern Curse => 1
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter does not.
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter shoots a poisonous laser at Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Fort => 9 + 11 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d6+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
Threden: Threden loses 7 hit points.
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Threden's myomers grow weaker! (weakened, save ends)
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( oh, blah, I totally misread that ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 7 hit points.
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( Taking that action back and using the much better one that I thought was a minor action...! ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter chants, and healing energy streams out from him!
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Troglodyte Maullar 1 is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( oh what ))
Forge: (( Fleed you don't know it yet but you just gave me a great idea on my turn ))
Faiz: (( Okay. ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 comes down the stairs!
Taemhain: (( oh look, upstairs dude has come to visit too ))
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge shift up
* Forge activate Temple Uniform, shift up
* Imban also eats the super dead guy
Forge: Let us see what your kidney looks like.
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 23 vs. Ref       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Forge: (( Tell me I did not disconnect. ))
Serra: (( Nope, you're fine. ))
Forge: (( Thank god. ))
Azar Macan: (( you did not, Imban is being a failban ))
Adric Kain: (( You're welcome. ))
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 7 hit points.
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 6 hit points.
Forge: (( And dune ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Now we have ~COMBAT ADVANTAGE~ ))
Serra: "One more still wants to be all sneaky and hide behind a barricade... Well, maybe I can do something about that!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble @ Curse Chanter, vs Fort => 6 + 9 = 15
Serra: "Or not!"
Faiz: (( By which you mean we don't, and instead actually get to use our normal ass rolls. ))
* Serra turn end
Faiz: (( THANKS, AUTOMATIC -2 TO MELEE DUDES ))
Forge: (( Would you rather not have it and have -2? ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 pulls out a spear and pokes Threden with it.
Faiz: (( I'm just being bitter right now, that's all~ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 6 + 11 = 17
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 shifts away in failure
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( I can still attack through the bars, right? ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( Yes ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Faiz: (( It really seems like the melee-centric of us are getting a major shafting throughout this entire module, either through this kind of thing or enemies having ridiculously chufty AC/Fort to begin with. ))
Forge: (( "can" is maybe not the right word ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter parries with a staff.
Azar Macan: (( and Kid resumes hating on that attack after a session or so of it being good ))
Forge: (( Replace "this module" with "the entire game so far" ))
Threden: (( To be fair, melee fighters have high AC as well. ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, that's what I've meant. ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 delays its action.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Forge: (( There has to be SOME module where the enemies are not physically strong but are quick or mentally superior ))
Threden: (( I mean, all of these guys have ACs that are equal to or slightly lower then my own. ))
Threden: (( Yes, this one does ))
* Azar Macan shifts away, and calls Osaou over!
Threden: (( You couldn't have already forgotten the enemies we've fought that had bad AC/Ref but good Will. ))
Forge: (( You mean the Spectres and the other Spectres? ))
Imban: (( oooOooOoOoOoooo ))
* Azar Macan fires a blast at the impaler!
Forge: (( Who were also insubstantial? ))
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 23 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 16 hit points.
Threden: (( And some of the archers. ))
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 1 hit points.
Faiz: (( Yeah there have been like all of three encounters. ))
Azar Macan: (( ;-; ))
Faiz: (( And the archers had roughly equal will. ))
Faiz: (( Well, equal will and AC. ))
Imban: (( AC is pretty much always better than fort/ref/will in 4e, period. ))
Imban: (( it's a system assumption. ))
Forge: (( These guys, thankfully, are a bit on the slow side so I can kinda regularly hit them ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Serra: (( It's to counteract the weapon prof bonus. ))
Adric Kain: (( Is that legal movement for her? ))
Imban: (( Yes, she's skinny ))
Serra: (( Since weapon powers generally hit AC and implement powers generally hit one of the other three defenses. ))
Imban: (( Unlike Taemhain. ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 AURA SHOTTO vs. Impaler 1 Ref => 19 + 9 = 28
Threden: (( Also considering that AC is both dodge and armour. ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 aura shot
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d8+5 And Taem gets +2 to the next attack => 6 + 5 = 11
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 13 hit points.
Forge: (( I like how somehow, Wolf is not only a good party member in spite of being tiny but now because she is tiny ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 1 HP!
Taemhain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( ROLLING 1'S ON CURSSEESSSS ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually hang on ))
Azar Macan: (( hey, wait ))
Adric Kain: (( I think it's dead. Apparently Regris' thing is +2 damage rather than +1 ))
Azar Macan: (( did you apply Osaou's aura to that? ))
Adric Kain: (( He did ))
Imban: I think your mother is dead.
Troglodyte Impaler 1: Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 1 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Brute Symbol of Incinerating Light +1 attack, +2 damage, +1d8 fire on crit, +1d10 crit But yeah I was applying +1 damage ))
Adric Kain: (( Because....Symbols are weird apparently ))
Azar Macan: (( it's because it's BRUTE ))
Forge: (( ...man her symbol is fucking nuts. ))
Taemhain: (( so i could charge the chanter? since its now hugging the gate? ))
Forge: (( It must be Spurier Implant ))
Imban: (( yes ))
Adric Kain: (( Have you seen Faiz's sword? ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 32 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 40   Physical       Rolled: 26     Bonuses: 14
Azar Macan: (( HOLY SHIT ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: GOD WHY
Taemhain: (( hohoho, crit anyway sucker! ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 40 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( TAEM THE CRITMASTER ))
Forge: (( BOOM DOES THE STUPHAMITE ))
Taemhain: Because you tried to laser me and then hid on the other side of a gate!
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Taemhain: >:[
* Adric Kain Magics the Curse Chanter because why not
Adric Kain:
Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement
You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies.
Attack = 29 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6
Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.  
Forge: (( Also I just totally heard the Chanter as Nappa. ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 9 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Taem, hit it again with +4 ))
Forge: (( "Taemhain WHY" "BECAUSE I'M A CHARGEDWARF" ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+15 => 17 + 15 = 32
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses all its blood, just all of it
* Stuph rolls: 2d6+9 => 5 + 9 = 14
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 14 hit points.
* Adric Kain casually steps through the hole Faiz made to check on them.
Adric Kain: Hi guys.
Faiz: HI.
Adric Kain: (( Done ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: Hello, Adric. We are fine here, how are you all doing?
Faiz:
Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon
I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!!
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.
Adric Kain: One left. My bet is on Azar to kill it with Vulcan Whatever.
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 parries.
Faiz: (( WELP I've done literally nothing of any real worth this encounter so far. ))
Forge: (( You opened the wall, allowing me to beat this thing senseless. That's something! ))
Adric Kain: (( You marked him ))
Faiz: (( God, it's like that session with the first take on the drake swarm. ))
Threden: (( Lies. You've done more then me. ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter steps away from the crazy melee people.
Adric Kain: (( Also yeah, you opened a hole in the wall ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter recovers Cavern Curse!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter does
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter zots Threden with a poisonous laser anyway!
Faiz: (( I just want to get through this fight without using an action point can you at least have a small fucking mercy on me dicebot eat a dick. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 18 + 10 = 28
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( actually +11, but ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Threden: Threden loses 10 hit points.
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Threden feels strength leave his myomers! (Weakened, save ends)
Forge: (( I you flank a prone guy do you get ~DOUBLE CA~? ))
Serra: (( No ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 throws an impaling javelin at Faiz!
Forge: (( Ok then Dragon's Tail is pointless ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 12 + 12 = 24
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 10 + 4 = 14
Faiz: Faiz loses 14 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 15 + 10 = 25
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Faiz is impaled!
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( (restrained, save ends) ))
Faiz: (( THESE ASSHOLES AREN'T HELPING ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 mauls Faiz with his club!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 19 + 14 = 33
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
Faiz: Faiz loses 9 hit points.
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Faiz is marked!
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 uses the combat advantage against the impaled Faiz to bite him!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 12 = 13
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 bites metal
Forge has received initiative.
Threden: (( Maullar bites his tongue. ))
Forge: No, that is a bad troglodyte. We do not bite.
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 24 vs. Ref       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 16 hit points.
Forge: (( And dune. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Okay! So I can either: teleport Curse Chanter back onto this side of the playing field, augment 2 a mind thrust to try to kill it outright (at -5 to hit and vs will), or head into room 2 to zot one of the things in there. ))
Imban: (( not -5 to hit ))
Imban: (( you have a straight line to it ))
Serra: (( Oh? Alright then ))
Imban: (( The -5 was only for shooting through the walls / up to the 2nd floor ))
Serra: (( Aha. ))
Taemhain: (( i would say murderinate ))
Forge: (( I got this trog ))
Adric Kain: (( Murdinate ))
Regris has connected.
Serra: (( Kay, guess murderinate it is. ))
Forge: (( Though if you want to help with the impaler I imagine Fleed would appreciate it ))
Adric Kain: (( Yay I don't have to be a pretty little pixie anymore ))
Faiz: (( Just... kill the chanter. ))
Forge: (( While you were gone Regrs, you killed Maullar and did more flying through tiny openings ))
* Serra glares at the cursed curser. "You've caused us enough grief and suffering! Enjoy all of that paid back in the form of a pounding headache!"
Taemhain: (( and i chargecritted twice :3 ))
Adric Kain: (( Regris hates them Slamjams ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Curse Chanter, vs Will => 15 + 9 = 24
Forge: (( I know I do ))
Wolfsbane: (( How many healing words do I have left ))
Faiz: (( Not as much as me~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+5 Damage, -2 to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 18 + 5 = 23
Taemhain: (( all of them? ))
Adric Kain: (( No resources were used. ))
Serra: (( ZOT ))
Forge: (( Nobody's healed anyone ))
Adric Kain: (( I just used Aura Shot twice ))
Taemhain: (( you used aura shot twice is all ))
Adric Kain: (( And I'll be healing Fleed next turn. ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 23 hit points.
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: X_X
Adric Kain: (( Or you can ))
Azar Macan: Ardic, Serra killed it, not me.
Serra: (( Done ))
Threden has received initiative.
* Adric Kain scribbles out something on a piece of parchment.
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 6     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Adric Kain: "And the lovely green haired psion used her incredible powers to cause its head to explode in a fountain of blood."
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 doesn't notice.
Forge: (( Man Kid is just dumping on the Wardens tonight ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Let'
Azar Macan: Let's go!
* Threden rolls: 1d20 vs Whatever I Have => 8
* Threden rolls: 1d20 vs Whatever I Have => 6
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( weakened, and you sure still have it ))
* Azar Macan points at Impaler!
* Azar Macan charges up energy around both his arms, and...
Azar Macan: VULCAN...RAIN!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 25 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 6
Azar Macan: (Impaler)
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 20 hit points.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 16 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6
Azar Macan: (( awww. ))
Imban: (( ranged CA doesn't help? ))
Azar Macan: (( OH YEAH ))
Azar Macan: (( it sure does ))
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 13 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Why is the HP loss different? ))
Azar Macan: (( two different attacks. ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
Adric Kain: (( I thought it was the area thingy ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I...don't have an area attack~ ))
Azar Macan: (( s'why I took that power, so I could attack two things with good damage. ))
Adric Kain: (( I don't know what you have? Wht do you think I am, a guy writing a story about your character and thus should know what he's capable of!? ))
Imban: (( ))
Forge: (( Speaking of multiple attacks, I need to re-look at Blurred Strike ki focus. I may want that more than Quick Strike if it works how it might. ))
* Wolfsbane fires off her encounter heal at Taem.
Wolfsbane: (( Regain Healing Surge +4 HP ))
* Wolfsbane then fires off a Healing Word at Faiz.
* Regris rolls: 2d6+5 +this => Invalid expression: 2d6+5 +this.
* Regris rolls: 2d6+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 21 hit points.
Taemhain: (( yay, full hp ))
Taemhain: Thanks tiny flying one!
Taemhain has received initiative.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 25 hit points.
Taemhain: (( done ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Taemhain: So what's going on in here?
Adric Kain: Killing Troglodytes.
Azar Macan: a very big line of alternating allies and enemies.
* Adric Kain MAGICS UP Impaler 2
Taemhain: I don't think this is the right way to do a conga line....
Adric Kain:
Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant
You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it.
Attack = 28 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 13   Radiant       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6
Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.  
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 13 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( + Osaou) ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 2 hit points.
* Adric Kain done
Forge: (( Will that ever go up? ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 3       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 0
Adric Kain: (( Probably not, given that it's a theme ))
Faiz: (( Hhhhhhhhhh. ))
Faiz: (( SO NOTHIN'? ))
Imban: (( you can attack at -2 ))
Imban: (( just not move ))
Azar Macan: (( it...won't. I may Ask Imban if it could, though...! ))
Faiz: (( Wonderful. ))
Imban: (( well, -4 since you're ALSO stink'd ))
Forge: (( Impaleeeeer ))
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( I fully do not give a shit anymore, at this moment. ))
Troglodyte Maullar 1: Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 14 hit points.
Faiz:
EX Attack = 15       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 13
Azar Macan: (( IF ONLY THE STATUS HAD GONE AWAY ))
Forge: (( Dammit. ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 perishes.
Azar Macan: (( wait...combat advantage! ))
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 11       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 0
Faiz: (( FHHHHH ))
Faiz: (( I almost wish I didn't have Font of Life because of crap like that. ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 is... really, REALLY screwed.
Threden: (( Two chances is still better then one. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 RECHARGE IMPALING SHOT, FUCK YEAH => 2
Adric Kain: You're like a beautiful woman in a room full of drunk pirates.
Faiz: (( What in the absolute fuck. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( provokes AoO from Faiz, Osaou, Threden, Adric, Wolfsbane, and Azar. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( *cough* ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Opportunity Attack • Weapon • Melee 1
YOU!!
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 10
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 5
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Adric Kain:
Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon
A basic melee attack
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 2
Faiz: (( Of course. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Are shields simple weapons ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 18 hit points.
Forge: (( We might as well sell this hat I have, since I can't seem to score any kills ))
Azar Macan:
Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon
Dagger stabbings!
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 1   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 0
Taemhain: (( oh look, it imploded ))
Osaou:
Claw • Standard • Melee
NOT THE FACE!
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 3
Wolfsbane: (( explooode ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 1 hit points.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+3 hurr hurr shieldbash => 2 + 3 = 5
* Azar Macan VULCAN STAB
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 is... ... somehow alive
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 stabs Serra hurhur.
Azar Macan: (( NO STAB ME ))
Adric Kain: You fool! Didn't you read any of my other books?!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Azar's AC => 19 + 9 = 28
Adric Kain: Don't you know she's secretly a sinanju master?
* Imban rolls: 1d8+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Taemhain: I don't think these guys read...
Azar Macan: (( who wants to eat the damage and gain+attack/damage to muderate it? (within range 5) ))
Adric Kain: You'll just anger her and she'll beat you to death!
Forge: What is a sinanju, pray tell.
Threden: (( Sure ))
Adric Kain: The deadliest martial art known to anyone.
Wolfsbane: (( Give it to Forge. ))
Azar Macan: (( within range 5. ))
Taemhain: (( forge isnt within 5 ))
Threden: (( He's not in range 5. ))
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Bond • Immediate Interrupt Ranged 5 • Arcane
Target: One willing ally
Trigger: You are damaged by an attack.
Effect: The target takes the damage from the triggering attack instead of your. You still take any other effects from the attack. The target gains a +2 power bonus to attack rolls and a +5 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of your next turn.
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( sad ))
Forge: I am fully versed in several martial arts. I have never heard of it.
* Azar Macan transfers the damage to Therden, and empowers him with the power of...
Imban: (( And Threden also gets a counter, since that provoked his Warden thing. Not that it matters. ))
Serra: "Don't look at me!"
Adric Kain: It is only known to two men at a...ok yeah it's from a book.
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Threden:
Electrocute • Immediate Reaction • Primal
You shock a distant enemy targeting an ally, affecting it's movements.
Target: An enemy marked by you that is within 5 squares that makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Effect: Slide the target 1 square. The target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of it's turn.
Azar Macan: Feel the power of SUN VULCAN and strike back!
Faiz: (( Technically it's actually my counter but who fuckin' cares, same difference. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( Yellow is not you... ))
Faiz: (( Aggressor, I should've marked him. ))
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Imban: (( Forge, anyway. ))
Forge: (( Wait no ))
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 18 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
Faiz: (( Interrupt that shit, Tiles. ))
Forge: (( Serraaaaaaaa ))
Faiz: (( We need this thing to just end. ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPTION ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 14 hit points.
Forge: This is a martial art.
* Serra Adept's Insights that! Add 1 to the roll.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 6 hit points.
* Forge punches through the back of its head.
Troglodyte Impaler 2: Blarg.
Forge: HOKUTO! SHINKEN!
* Taemhain nods, "That's the way this should've gone from the beginning."
* Forge removes its SOUL and puts it into his hat.
Forge:
Helm of Seven Deaths • Free • None
Souls, come unto me!
Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (01/10)
Wolfsbane: "Feeling alright, Threden? Need some spot welding?"
* Imban removes the bodies. With its mouth. :3
Adric Kain: Well done everyone.
Threden: This unit will recover momentarily.
* Adric Kain plays the healy song
Wolfsbane: Mm, if you say so. Less work for me.
Forge: Now if Serra actually chose, I would be happy to teach a few basic arts or two. Though it takes years of rigorous training to master.
Adric Kain: (( And I need to afk to get food ready for a bit. I'll be back asap. Someone can make me do stuff if they want or I can just vanish mysteriously ))
Forge: A body made of enchanted metal does not hurt.
Serra: "Thanks for the offer, but I think I will pass. Martial arts really are not my forte."
Serra: "Despite what a few lucky swings might otherwise imply."
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 21 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 19 hit points.
* Wolfsbane flies upstairs.
Imban: Regardless, you're in a rather filthy room. Stairs lead up to the second floor, and doors lead to past the main doors, and westward.
Imban: Wolf, meanwhile, sees the top guardroom.
Wolfsbane: Hm, hm...
Faiz: MMN?
* Taemhain votes for upstairs.
Wolfsbane: "Oh, the courtyard I saw earlier does have access from here."
Imban: Hey Wolfsbane.
Wolfsbane: (( Hey me ))
Forge: (( Bathroom really quick, just move me with the group ))
Faiz: (( WELL THAT'S SUPER ))
Imban: Just saying.
Wolfsbane: So hey there's a carrion crawler down there.
Wolfsbane: I bet if Serra and Azar were up here we could snipe it with little effort.
Serra: "Sure, why not. Coming!"
Faiz: OH.
* Azar Macan and Osaou move upstairs!
Azar Macan: That's...an ugly beast.
Serra: "In...deed it is."
* Imban makes the malboro visible on 1F too.
Wolfsbane: If someone ... *wants* to go and punch it, they can.
Wolfsbane: But hey I'm all for easy options.
Taemhain: "Hummm."
Azar Macan: (( Imban have we broke this module in half due to this, or...? ))
Imban: (( No? ))
Taemhain: Maybe we should explore the fortress first?
Wolfsbane: (( I'm about to fly around to the adjacent halls to scout. >_> ))
Wolfsbane: Want me to fly around and check the halls?
Serra: "Sure. Just in case something is waiting to ambush us from behind."
Imban: This hall is barricaded by a portcullis.
Imban: It looks rather sturdy.
* Wolfsbane peeks around.
Adric Kain: (( I'm back for the moment. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Guessing that's a switch ))
Imban: This part of the hall is actually very clean and undisturbed. If you wanted to rest here, you probably could.
Imban: (( winch, yes ))
Imban: There's also a winch you could crank to open the portcullis there.
* Wolfsbane open sesame.
Imban: With a grind and clank, the western portcullis opens.
Adric Kain: (( Did you move upstairs? ))
Imban: (( yeah, most of the party is upstairs. ))
Azar Macan: (( yes ))
Imban: This seems to be more of the clean and relatively undisturbed hall. Maybe.
Serra: (( Yeah, we're all upstairs. ))
Imban: This eastern hall reminds you of the western hall.
* Wolfsbane hums as she goes.
Wolfsbane: Thought so.
* Wolfsbane opens.
Imban: With a grind and clank, the eastern portcullis opens.
* Wolfsbane waves.
Threden: SALUTATIONS: Greetings.
* Faiz shrugs at Threden...?
Forge: (( back ))
Wolfsbane: Well I guess the Crawler isn't a threat to us right now.
Wolfsbane: So hey. wasn't this supposed to be some queen's keep?
* Faiz looks around... switch?
Imban: There is a winch on the far eastern wall.
Taemhain: Was it? I didn't pay much attention after being told we would get paid to go.
Taemhain: (( *catches the hell up* ))
Azar Macan: I do believe the dwarves would be displeased if we simply left it for them to fend off, however.
Imban: Faiz seems to have found a latrine.
Imban: It ... is actually in decent repair.
Taemhain: (( thats an important room! ))
Faiz: HUH.
Imban: The hall Threden has entered is barred by a portcullis.
Serra: (( It is a throne! ))
Imban: Faiz has found an unoccupied bedroom.
Threden: Activating device.
* Azar Macan and Osaou poke into this lower room?
Adric Kain: Is anyone else bothered by how quiet and unfilled with people trying to kill us this place is?
Imban: That's just a guardhouse, much like the one the rest of the party passed through on the east. (Azar)
Wolfsbane: That's what's bothering me too.
Faiz: NOT ESPECIALLY.
Taemhain: I sure am.
Forge: Unfortunately, yes.
Imban: Threden cranks the winch.
Imban: With a grind and clank, the far eastern portcullis has opened.
Forge: (( Why is Stuph in the wall ))
Faiz: (( SAMURAI DOOR, OPEN ))
Taemhain: (( dunno, i didnt put it there ))
Azar Macan: (( because there's two of him for...some rason ))
Faiz: (( Taemhii. ))
Imban: This appears to be a guard barracks. It is currently empty.
Taemhain: (( aaaahhh, clones! ))
Imban: Wolf has discovered an empty bedroom.
Forge: (( Well someone shoot one ))
Faiz: (( What is that, a table? ))
Imban: (( yes ))
* Faiz flips the table in boredom.
Wolfsbane: Huh. Boooring.
Imban: Faiz, you hear a commotion from below!
Threden: OBSERVATION: Fortress appears mostly abandoned.
Imban: (( Everyone, halt moving ))
* Faiz rumbles.
Adric Kain: There they are.
Taemhain: (( lunch break while enemies spawn ))
Imban: (( naah, no spawning really, just ))
Adric Kain: (( And I need to go finish cooking and eat so uhh....yeah I'll be back as soon as I can. ))
Imban: Faiz/Adric/Serra/Threden, you are aware that there may be things below the guardroom you are in.
* Faiz crosses his arms.
Forge: (( Oh god the grid is slightly off aaaa ))
Taemhain: (( and theres a staircase ))
Threden: QUIET COMMENTRAY: Recommend returning to allies to investigate in force.
Imban: You could either wait here, retreat, or charge down. Your allies aren't around, so...
* Serra nods silently.
Forge: (( Uh oh you said the C word ))
* Faiz decides he could do with hurling a bed at whoever decides to come up the stairs.
Faiz:
Strength = 22       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 7
Imban: Faiz is now holding a bed.
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Forge: (( You are now required to yell IT'S NAPPIN' TIME ))
Human Lackey 5: Intrude--
Human Lackey 5: (( Faiz, make some appropriate attack roll ))
Faiz: TIME FOR BED
Faiz:
Athletics = 20       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Human Lackey 5: (( attack, not skill ))
Taemhain: (( wow thats a blurry token picture ))
Human Lackey 5: (( like str vs. reflex ))
Faiz: (( Yes but well! ))
Serra: (( Ranged basic? ))
Faiz: (( God, no, you're a jerk. ))
Human Lackey 5: (( It's clearly Str. With a bed. ))
Azar Macan: (( he's THROWING A BED. clearing it's a skillcheck ))
Threden: (( It's physically throwing a bed. Clearly Str. ))
Forge: (( Wait ))
Forge: (( I got it ))
* Faiz rolls: 1d20+13 => 3 + 13 = 16
Forge: (( IT'S SLUMBERIN' TIME ))
* Human Lackey 5 is clobbered with a bed and killed!
Serra: (( You can ranged basic with STR if the thing's heavy enough, which a bed definitely is. ))
Human Lackey 5: Human Lackey 5 loses 2500 hit points.
Faiz: AHAHAHA. AND THERE'S MORE OF THESE AROUND HERE.
Human Lackey 5: The bed and the remains of the human lackey go skidding down the stairs.
Forge: (( And that is the story of how the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Faiz killed a man with a bed. ))
Wolfsbane: The hell noise is...?
Azar Macan: I'm going to assume Faiz was involved.
Human Lackey 5: You hear a loud commotion from downstairs. The rest of the party can arrive in room 25, but it looks like the bad guys will certainly be alerted, too.
Forge: Most assuredly.
Serra: "Well, that was an... innovative method of taking someone out."
Imban: Except the one who is dead.
* Faiz has acquired a taste for murderin' lackeys with furniture. AND LOOK, THERE IS A TABLE PRIMED AND READY
Stuph is disconnected.
Stuph is disconnected.
Stuph has connected.
Forge: What did you do.
Faiz:
Strength = 19       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 7
Faiz: THIS.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Your choice in weapons is unusual.
Faiz: I'M EXPANDING MY HORIZONS.
Stuph: (( thanks for finally getting around to me connection problem ))
Faiz: WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW MY SWORD?
Threden: RESPONSE: Did the FAIZ unit not acquire a ranged weapon previously?
Imban: That said, given that the heroes have formed up here and it's getting late, I think I'll end it here. Especially since I think the next fight will quite possibly go slightly long.
Taemhain: Sooooooo, enemies you say?
* Imban chews a lackey.
Faiz: THIS IS FUNNIER.
Regris is disconnected.
Imban: That said, it seems like the enemies aren't coming up after you.
Stuph is disconnected.
Faiz: (( Well, whatever~ ))
Imban: (( Anyway, since it seems like people are /quitting no matter what I say, save and quit ))
Forge: (( I took no damage~~ ))
Threden: (( NEXT TIME, ON SCALES OF WAR: *scenes of Faiz beating people with a table* ))
Faiz is disconnected.
Azar Macan: (( I technically took no damage! ))
Tilus is disconnected.
Threden is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Azar is disconnected.
Imban: And Mecha is AFK, so I'll just boot him.
Imban is disconnected.
You have disconnected.