Azar has connected.
Regris has connected.
Imban has connected.
Threden has connected.
Blaine has connected.
Faiz has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Stuph has connected.
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Imban:
|
Anywhere aroudn there is good.
|
* Stuph will be at 12/13 foreveeeer
* Imban points, laughs
Stuph:
|
wow, apparently i wasnt kidding :/
cmon maptool, you can do it
|
Adric Kain: (( Going to update macros ))
Forge: (( Wow that was fun. Got to listen to my
computer grind like an impoverished college girl trying to make rent for
10 minutes while it let me select Forge. ))
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Imban:
|
You should all be at max HP/healing
surges, btw. This means Adric
|
Tilus: (( Here we go, finally ))
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Adric
Kain:
|
Adric Kain is healed and gains 3 hit
points.
|
Stuph:
|
where are we starting?
|
Forge: (( Ironfell 1, in the south ))
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Imban:
|
Earlier that morning, the course you
have been following became a rocky track leading toward another
basalt bluff in the distance. However, as the track curves around
to its south side, you see two guard towers of hewn stone set into
the face of the bluff. Narrow gouges that might be arrow slits
flank a narrow track leading directly into the rock. Though worn
by long years of sand and wind, the towers are clearly of dwarven
construction, standing as strong as the day they were built.
|
Forge: (( Don't forget to copy yourself from
Dunesend ))
Stuph: (( yohoho ))
Imban: (( stuph... apparently does not have a
maxhp. ))
Imban: (( should fix that ))
Threden: (( Stuph has NO MAXIMUM ))
Threden: (( UNLIMITED HP ))
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Imban:
|
oh dear :/
|
Forge: (( Stuph's HP is maximum ))
Taemhain: (( my hp goes forever, just like
my load screens ))
Faiz: (( UNLIMITED HAAAAAAAAAAAA ))
Taemhain: (( so in theory i did all my
macros right ))
Forge: (( Fleed tell me that is a Star Wars
reference ))
Forge: (( That reminds me ))
Forge: (( Gotta test this, sec ))
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Forge:
|
Initiative
• None • Ikuze!
|
Ima ga sono toki da
|
Initiative = 12 Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 8
|
|
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Forge: (( Ballnormous. ))
Faiz: (( Shrug~ ))
Taemhain: (( laaaazy ))
Azar: (( +8, really? ))
Adric Kain: (( That does seem low. ))
Forge: (( Yes. +7 natural, +1 hat ))
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Imban:
|
Regardless, you're now in front of the
gates of Fortress Ironfell. It's built into a hill that you could
climb, though with difficulty. That said, it doesn't look like
there's much up there from down here.
|
Threden: (( I have only +5 natural. ))
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Imban:
|
The darkened entry corridor extends
inward between rows of arrow slits. At the far end, a massive
stone gate banded with iron stands closed. Halfway along the
corridor, a rusty portcullis blocks further movement. The sand
that has drifted in to cover the corridor floor is well marked by
recent footprints and signs of heavy objects being dragged.
|
Forge: (( Well what goes into init? Dex + half
level? ))
Forge: (( 4 + 3 ))
Imban: (( Perception checks from all ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Ara ara ara~ Ufufufu~ => 18 + 3 = 21
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+8 do i seeee? => 4 + 8 = 12
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Robot Sensors => 13 + 5 = 18
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 I can see forever => 10 + 8 = 18
* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 go go => 10 + 7 = 17
Taemhain: (( humph, apparently not ))
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Faiz:
|
Perception = 29 Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 9
|
|
* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 VULCAN SIGHT (Osaou has this +2) => 5 + 3 = 8
Faiz: (( I CAN SEE TIME YOU GUYS ))
Threden: (( Faiz sees forever. ))
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Imban:
|
Everyone sees that dark figures loom
on the other side of the closest arrow slits, silently watching
you. A foul odor comes from beyond.
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Faiz: (( So who thinks it's a good idea for
me to wave? ))
* Taemhain waves.
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Imban:
|
...everyone but Azar (and Osaou) sees
that the figure is a crudely made straw dummy, an old dwarven helm
on its head and an ancient polearm lashed to it with rope.
|
Taemhain:
(( me, cuz i already did
))
Faiz: (( WELP ))
* Azar and Osaou ACTION POSE
Threden: (( Azar suddenly starts shooting. ))
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Wolfsbane:
|
"Not a bad keep. Could use some fixing
up. We can't just keep it, can we?"
|
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Imban:
|
Everyone but Azar/Osaou/Taemhain also
sees that the shadows of the corridor ceiling conceal a deep
groove 10 feet before the stone door. Spikes can be seen within,
another portcullis there, ready to be dropped.
|
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 CB needs to load faster => 20 + 9 = 29
|
Forge:
|
Do they really believe that will fool
anyone.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
..what will fool anyone?! There's
guards in the walls!
|
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Faiz:
|
WE DIDN'T GET TO KEEP THE LAST KEEP.
|
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Taemhain:
|
They must if they did it.
|
Tilus:
|
"They must, if they went through all
the trouble to put up the disguise."
|
|
Faiz:
|
THOUGH WE KIND OF DESTROYED THE LAST
ONE. SO IF WE KEPT THE KEEP IT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED A LOT OF UPKEEP.
|
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Forge:
|
Azar it is made of straw. Poorly.
|
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Threden:
|
OBSERVATION: We keep moving.
Stationary fortresses have not been useful.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
...
|
* Azar Macan looks again
|
Adric Kain:
|
The man has a point.
|
|
Taemhain:
|
So what you're saying is we need a
floating island?
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Aw, that's no fun."
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Maybe an airship.
|
|
Forge:
|
They say home is where the heart is.
Since I do not have a heart and no home I cannot help but find
truth to those words.
|
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Faiz:
|
MY HOME MOVES LIKE EVERY THREE MONTHS.
|
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Wolfsbane:
|
"Better idea, occupy the castle, sell
it off to some rich noble."
|
|
Taemhain:
|
So uhh, are we going in?
|
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Azar Macan:
|
Are we not essentially doing that,
Wolfsbane?
|
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Serra:
|
"Yes, let's get going. This keep is
keeping awfully quiet."
|
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Azar Macan:
|
We are reclaiming this place for a
dwarf clan, after all.
|
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Forge:
|
Perhaps if we stay here and infer we
will take the place, someone will come out to refute us.
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Yeah but they're going to be only
throwing us probably five thousand gold at best."
|
* Faiz rumbles, takes a look at the nearest
wall. What's better than SMASHING THROUGH?
|
Faiz:
|
Perception = 19 Rolled: 10 Bonuses: 9
|
|
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Taemhain:
|
"I'm pretty sure if that was going to
happen it would've already Forge."
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Smashing through while saying "Oh
yeah!"?
|
|
Imban:
|
Since you don't have any siege
engines, you would need to use special powers or a lot of time in
order to break through the wall. The portcullis looks rusty and
easily hackable or liftable, though.
|
* Faiz has special powers...!!
* Faiz attempts to EARTHWRESTLE a hole
in the wall.
|
Faiz:
|
Endurance = 17 Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 13
|
|
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Forge: (( Faiz literally grabs at the wall and
attempts to put it in a sleeper hold. ))
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Serra:
|
"Faiz, whatever happened to simply
busting down the front door?"
|
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Faiz:
|
IT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY.
|
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Imban:
|
You can't do it that easily, but given
a minute of time, you could Stone Shape the wall open.
|
|
Imban:
|
(at a cost of 150 gp and a healing
surge)
|
Faiz: (( youuuu ))
Threden: (( Roll what to lift the door? ))
Imban: (( Strength check ))
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Azar Macan:
|
Osaou, go help Thereden lift the door!
|
* Forge pitches in as well.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 Robot Strength => 7 + 3 = 10
|
Osaou:
|
Mh-rar!
|
* Faiz sighs. Made punch dents, at least. FUCK
YEAH DOOR PUSHIN'
|
Faiz:
|
Strength = 16 Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 7
|
|
Osaou: (( what does str 20 give for bonuses?
))
Imban: (( +5 ))
* Adric Kain plays a song to inspire them.
This has no game effect, but hey, moral support!
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+3 HRRRGH => 3 + 3 = 6
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Imban:
|
Faiz slams the portcullis into its
upper resting place, where it seems to get stuck for now.
|
Osaou: (( + half level still? ))
Imban: (( Yes, but Faiz already succeeded by
himself ))
Osaou: (( aawww ))
Forge:
(( Oh right, half level stuff. So nine
))
Osaou: (( still, Osaou is technically the
strongest member of the party~ ))
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Taemhain:
|
See? Much easier than the wall.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
But less fun
|
|
Taemhain:
|
I'm sure there will be plenty of
opportunities for fun inside.
|
|
Forge:
|
Entering a keep through the front door
is fun in its own way.
|
|
Faiz:
|
I LIKE PUNCHING WALLS BETTER.
|
|
Osaou:
|
Mh-ra...
|
Threden: (( These markings anything to worry
about? ))
Imban: (( There's murder holes in the ceiling.
))
Threden: (( Yum ))
Serra: (( Delicious murder ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Does that look like a trap to anyone
else?
|
|
Faiz:
|
YES.
|
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 => 2 + 8 = 10
|
Taemhain:
|
How could it not?
|
|
Forge:
|
No.
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Hm. I wonder if it's a pressure
plate...?"
|
|
Taemhain:
|
I mean really you ought to just assume
the entire entrance is a trap since fortress...
|
Imban: (( Wolf, perception ))
* Faiz crosses his arms. Constructomania
runnin' wild sounds a better choice at the moment.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 => 13 + 7 = 20
Imban: (( Everyone, initiative. ))
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Forge:
|
Initiative
• None • Ikuze!
|
Ima ga sono toki da
|
Initiative = 27 Rolled: 19 Bonuses: 8
|
|
|
* Azar rolls: 1d20+4 GO TIME! (+1 If near Ardic's fancy hat) => 14 + 4 =
18
Faiz: (( YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!! ))
Adric Kain: (( ADD 1 ))
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Faiz:
|
Initiative (within range of Adric) = 11 Rolled:
6 Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Aha, it's manned. Trogs!"
|
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Initiative => 4 + 8 = 12
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
* Regris rolls: 1d20+4 Init => 14 + 4 = 18
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Woof. => 20 + 3 = 23
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5+1 Let's Robattle => 14 + 5 + 1 = 20
Azar Macan: (( 19 for me, Imban. I guess I
should re-word that... ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Trog Mauler 1 => 14 + 6 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Trog Mauler 2 => 7 + 6 = 13
* Azar Macan changes it to be +1, -1 if not
near Ardic
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 ??? => 17 + 5 = 22
Adric Kain: (( it's a 5 square radius ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 ??? => 2 + 5 = 7
Azar Macan: (( and then the init stalls ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 ??? => 5 + 5 = 10
Imban: (( Yeah, this encounter has some
awkwardness in maptool ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( What's the DC to jump those squares
from here, and how high up are the trogs? ))
Imban: (( high... up? ))
Forge: (( I assumed the arrow slits were above
us ))
Serra: (( They're inside a wall ))
Imban: (( they're level with you. ))
Forge: (( Ok then! ))
Threden: (( I'm assuming the slits are
shootable through, but grant cover? ))
Imban: (( jumping over 3 squares is Athletics
30 standing, 15 running. ))
Imban: (( If you try to shoot through the
slits, you take a -5. ))
Threden: (( Can I ROCKET PUNCH through one?
))
Imban: (( Yes (at -5, as that is shooting) ))
Forge: (( Can you Close Blast through? ))
Azar Macan: (( ...so what the heck are we
supossed to do, go around for the left one, but...the other one is
totally cut-off. ))
Imban: (( Yes, at no penalty ))
Forge: (( Awesome. ))
Serra: (( Oh,. I know what I'm gonna do. ))
Faiz: (( WRESTLEFAIZ ))
Serra: (( Muhahahaha. ))
Taemhain: (( im going to be useless! yay ))
Imban: (( yay! ))
Imban: (( Anyway 4ge's turn. ))
Taemhain: (( and since chip has opted for
passing out instead of making food im going to get what i need for a
sandwich, brb ))
Forge: (( I'm assuming this has to be standing
jump, and I can't make 30 without a 19 or 20 so ))
Forge: (( End my turn, will jump across next
turn ))
Adric Kain: (( So amusingly we apparently DO
have steak in the house, but that's tomorrow. ))
Imban: (( you can move back then move across
(with jump) ))
Imban: (( that said I'm not sure you can do
that as a single move, so it'd end your turn. On the other side. ))
Forge: (( I'll wait and not put myself in
danger. ))
Faiz: (( It doesn't say you have to start
moving but I think you do have to at least have the move for completing
the jump. ))
Imban: (( OK. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Back in a moment ! ))
Forge: (( Unless moving 5 feet counts as
running, it'd be a DC30 which I just can't make ))
Forge: (( I'll take the safe route and shoot for
the 15 ))
Faiz: (( (stay out of that square Blaine
just left if you can help it) ))
Imban: (( no, moving back 5 feet, then forward
for the 15 ))
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Serra:
|
"You think you're safe back there,
hiding behind your protective walls... Well, let's see how long
that lasts!"
|
Imban: (( that would be legal as a double
move. It'd just end your turn there. ))
Forge: (( I didn't want to get over here without
a standard ))
Wolfsbane: (( ... Hey imban ))
Imban: (( Higris. ))
Forge: (( So I said I'll wait ))
Wolfsbane: (( Can I *fly* through the arrow
slits ))
Imban: (( ... ))
Imban: (( how small ARE you ))
Faiz: (( Well, fuck. Never mind. THE PATH IS
BLOCKED ))
* Serra uses Dimensional Scramble, centered to
the left of Maullar 2.
Forge: (( He's Tiny ))
Imban:
(( question not answered
))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 To hit, vs Fort => 13 + 9 = 22
Wolfsbane: (( I think I said about 8 inches
))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage, teleport incoming => 4 + 5 = 9
Imban: (( yes, you can stuff yourself through
there. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh you dick ))
Forge: (( Hahaha nice Teals ))
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 9 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( --well jeez, now my plan is totally
ruined, OKAY ))
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
The troglodyte mauler smells awful!
|
Wolfsbane: (( hey Tilus ))
Wolfsbane: (( Can you move him somewhere
else ))
Serra: (( Yeah? ))
Serra: (( Like where? ))
Serra: (( Sure that's doable. ))
Azar Macan: (( BADSMELL AURA ))
Taemhain: (( hello target that will probably
be murdered by the time i have a turn ))
Serra: (( Turn end. ))
Threden: (( So, is it me or Maullar that
goes first? ))
Imban: (( You ))
Imban: (( But! ))
|
Threden:
|
Ok, it just looked like the initiative
tracker was konfuzed.
|
Threden: (( Hi ))
|
Imban:
|
A javelin streaks out of the ceiling
and smashes into Wolfsbane!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 10 + 12 = 22
Wolfsbane: (( Miss ))
|
Imban:
|
It clatters to the ground next to her!
|
* Wolfsbane dodges, barely, "Okay, who the
hell threw that?"
Wolfsbane: (( can I roll perception vs that
))
Imban: (( Yes ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
Likely someone upstairs.
|
* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 => 11 + 7 = 18
|
Imban:
|
There's at least two Troglodytes
upstairs, too.
|
Imban: (( Those are not really them, hence the
lack of /stats ))
Threden has received initiative.
|
Threden:
|
Drawing target to better location.
|
Threden: (( vs Maullar ))
|
Threden:
|
Recoil Strike
• Standard • Weapon,Primal
|
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to
yourself. For beatings.
|
Attack = 16 vs. AC Rolled: 6 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 8 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: You pull the target one square.
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 parries with a large
club!
Threden: (( End. ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 1 throws a javelin at
Wolfsbane!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs AC => 15 + 12 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
Wolfsbane:
|
Wolfsbane loses 9 hit points.
|
Wolfsbane: (( Ow. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
Azar Macan:
|
Osaou!
|
Azar Macan: (( so what happens to him in
STINKAURA ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 smells really, really
bad. Osaou suffers a -2 penalty to attack rolls!
Faiz: (( Hooray we're useless again. ))
* Osaou doesn't care
* Azar Macan gathers energy in his hand, and...
|
Azar Macan:
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
Attack = 13 vs. Reflex Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 11 Physical Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 7
|
|
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 thinks Sun Vulcan is for
losers!
* Azar Macan mises. only by three, though.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
* Wolfsbane looks around.
Forge: (( "See ya later, fuckers! *zip*" ))
|
Imban:
|
There's not much here but rot, decay,
and arrow slits. Oh, and stairs leading up, in the south.
|
Wolfsbane: (( Working on making this a bit
easier for us. >_> ))
Wolfsbane: (( Hmmm. ))
Forge: (( I wonder if there's a way to open the
door from the inside. ))
Wolfsbane: (( That's probably like another 5
movement ))
Forge: (( Since you can get on the other side of
it ))
Imban: (( is that Going Upstairs to 2F? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Actually ))
Wolfsbane: (( Let's peek around. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Anything interesting. >_> ))
|
Imban:
|
The door is closed and barred from the
inside by rough timbers. It looks like you'd need to be strong to
smash through it... or from this side, you could just spend a
standard action pulling them off the door.
|
Wolfsbane: (( Awesome. ))
Wolfsbane: (( End turn then, since I double
moved. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( chargin' ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 smellin' bad
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 26 Physical Rolled: 12
Bonuses: 14
|
|
Taemhain: (( awwww ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 ducks under your attack!
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 mauls Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 10 + 12 = 22
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain loses 11 hit points.
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
You are marked!
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
Taemhain:
|
"Ow! That's not how this is supposed
to go!"
|
* Adric Kain magics shit at the Troglodyte!
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 20 vs. Will Rolled: 10 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Taem, make a free attack ))
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 6 hit points.
|
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 9 + 11 = 20
Taemhain: (( meh ))
Adric Kain:
((
))
Azar Macan: (( Okay, you do have the same as
Osaou. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
FUCK
THIS NOISE
|
|
Faiz:
|
EXCEED BREAK
• Minor Action • Awesome •
Personal
|
CHARGE UP!!
|
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are
considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
EXCEED SHIFT
• Minor Action • Healing •
Personal
|
READY!!
|
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the
encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3
to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied,
gain regeneration 2.
|
|
* Faiz decides to just start tearing away at
the immediate wall, earthmovin' a hole into it by way of the arrow slit. FUCK
WALLS
|
Faiz:
|
Endurance = 32 Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 14
|
|
Azar Macan: (( MINECRAFT SANNNDDD ))
Faiz: (( But yeah, unless you want to
consider that something else I'm thinkin' that's my Standard...? ))
Faiz: (( If so, ending. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh, that'll be fun. Open the
door, everyone else gone. >_> ))
Taemhain: (( im pretty sure well still be
here thanks to stink aura :/ ))
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
A laser strikes out from above,
hitting Taemhain!
|
Faiz: (( RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAIZ
FAYNE IS TOO POWERFUL TO CARE ABOUT ANYONE OPENING DOORS ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 11 = 17
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
It has no effect!
|
Taemhain: (( hohoho ))
Faiz: (( Laser?! ))
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Also I meant me
|
Wolfsbane: (( Okay, I'll go ahead and waste
actions. Hooray. ))
* Taemhain reflects the laser off his beard
anvil!
Wolfsbane: (( Seriously though, no big :P ))
Faiz: (( Haha sorry. Really I'd just not go
through... that. ))
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2:
|
A javelin streaks down from above,
towards Taemhain!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 11 + 12 = 23
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain loses 10 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fort => 1 + 10 = 11
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2:
|
The javelin attempts to pin Taemhain
to the ground, but he is too wide and armored for that!
|
Forge has received initiative.
Threden: (( Suddenly, the javelin leaps back
up the hole it came from and impales the attacker. ))
Forge: (( So is the hole in the wall
traversable? ))
Imban: (( the one Faiz just made? Yes ))
Faiz: (( I'm a traffic engineer! ))
* Forge SCRAMBLE DASH
* Troglodyte Mauler 1 smells awful, too.
|
Forge:
|
Hello there. Guess what I have for you.
|
|
Forge:
|
DYNAMITE KIIIIIIIIICK!!
|
|
Forge:
|
Open the Gate of Battle
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Dynamite Kick
|
Attack = 25 vs. Ref Rolled: 16 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 16 Physical Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 5
|
Hit: Target takes an extra 9 if at full health.
|
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 1:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 1 loses 25 hit
points.
|
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
Taemhain:
(( nice
))
|
Troglodyte Mauler 1:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 1 loses 6 hit points.
|
Forge: (( /turn ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Okay! So can I plunk the things up
above us? ))
Imban: (( Sure... if you're standing beneath
them, or with area attacks. And at -5 without the magic of area attacks.
))
Tilus is disconnected.
Imban: (( Or not, because you died. ))
Tilus has connected.
Azar Macan: (( I think he means to use an
area attack, yeah ))
Azar Macan: (( like to teleport them down
here ))
Threden: (( Probably trying to teleport. ))
Tilus: (( Yeah ))
Adric Kain: (( NO Z AXIS ))
Blaine is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Imban: (( Nosy axis. ))
Faiz: (( That is an interesting idea. ))
Taemhain: (( connections go boom ))
|
Serra:
|
"You like throwing spears down at us,
don't you guys? Well, not anymore, not on my watch!"
|
Blaine has connected.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Impaler 1, vs
Fort => 13 + 9 = 22
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Impaler 2, vs
Fort => 10 + 9 = 19
Threden: (( Of course, with no listed stats,
Immy can just claim you always miss~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Curse Chanter,
vs Fort => 18 + 9 = 27
Faiz: (( They're statted if you look at the
floor above. ))
Imban: (( They have listed stats on the 2F map
))
Azar Macan: (( that hits 2/3 of them! ))
Imban: (( And that it does ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Welcome to the ground floor, we've got fun and
games! => 5 + 5 = 10
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 10 hit
points.
|
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 10 hit
points.
|
Serra: (( They end up there. ))
Faiz: (( Well. I was gonna quake the floor
out from under them if that didn't work, but...! ))
Serra: (( Turn end. ))
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Gack D:
|
|
Faiz:
|
HI!
|
Faiz: (( More? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Impaling Shot => 6
|
Taemhain:
|
Aww, they came to visit.
|
Forge: (( So all Trogs stink? ))
Forge: (( Racist-ass game ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( yes ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 throws a javelin at
Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 8 + 12 = 20
Serra: (( Doesn't that provoke, because
ranged? ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( from *who* ))
Serra: (( Forge ))
Threden: (( Impaler, not Maullar. ))
Azar Macan: (( IMPALER ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( No, and that would be
an impossible throw ))
Serra: (( S-same difference! (carry on) ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 12 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faizitude => 13 + 10 = 23
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is impaled! (restrained, save
ends)
|
Faiz: (( sigh ))
Threden has received initiative.
|
Threden:
|
Advancing.
|
Threden: (( Attacking Maullar 2 ))
|
Threden:
|
Charge Attack
• Standard • Weapon
|
You charge the enemy with extra force.
|
Attack = 13 vs. AC Rolled: 2 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 6 Critical: 0
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 parries with his
greatclub.
Threden: (( End. ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 pulls out his greatclub
and sidesteps away from teh arrow slit.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 maul Forge => 2 + 12 = 14
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 flails at Forge!
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Forge easily moves to the side.
|
Forge:
|
Your own foul stench is distorting
your perception. I would insist you bathe if I were not moments
from killing you.
|
Azar Macan: (( Hmmm. ))
* Azar Macan looks over at the curse-chanter!
* Azar Macan snaps fingers~
* Azar Macan throws a bolt at the Mauler again!
|
Azar Macan:
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
Attack = 18 vs. Reflex Rolled: 8 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 11 Physical Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 11 hit
points.
|
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 3 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( ;-; ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( hm. ))
Azar Macan: (( you could move and shoot at
dudes from the arrowslit? ))
* Wolfsbane opens the door, draws a card.
|
Imban:
|
You see three troglodytes in front of
you! That's three more than were there before.
|
Wolfsbane: (( I could but I don't really
know what's going on _ ))
Wolfsbane: (( Now I do though. ))
Azar Macan: (( ahh, yeah. ))
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Oh, well whatever then."
|
Wolfsbane: (( I guess that's my turn. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
|
Azar Macan:
|
Serra teleported some of them down!
|
* Serra waves.
* Taemhain tries charging again!
Forge: (( "Also Forge is in the wall kicking a
dude." ))
Taemhain: (( attacking the impaler ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 16 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 27 Physical Rolled: 13
Bonuses: 14
|
|
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
You do poorly!
|
Taemhain: (( feh at you dice! feh! ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Perhaps if you were not cheating by
smelling like you're already dead!
|
Serra: (( Stuph, meet Kid, Schala's bratty
little sister. ))
Azar Macan: (( Imban do these horrid auras
STACK? ))
Forge: (( Is Stuph marked? ))
Imban: (( No ))
Imban: (( And yes ))
Faiz: (( hey you know what would be cool if
these dice weren't being fucking awful today do you think you could fix
that universe ))
Imban: (( so *that* was at -4, yes ))
Taemhain: (( im supposed to be, but osaou is
sort of in my way for that target, plus i forgot ))
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 siiiidesteps, then mauls
Threden again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 10 + 12 = 22
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
Imban:
|
Gooooooo Adric
|
Adric Kain: (( I am ))
Imban: (( o~k ))
* Adric Kain magics the hell out of Mauler 2
|
Adric Kain:
|
Vicious Mockery
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
|
Insult you to death
|
Attack = 27 vs. Will Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 7 Psychic Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the
end of your next turn
|
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 7 hit points.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Your mother stinks worse than you do!
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
;__;
|
Azar Macan: (( +2, Imban~ ))
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 2 hit points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Done ))
Faiz has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 6 Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Faiz: (( WELP guess there's nothing
for me to do this turn. ))
Imban:
(( Sure isn't.
))
|
Faiz:
|
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 12 Rolled: 12
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Faiz: (( EAT A DICK ))
Adric Kain: (( and I need to afk a moment.
Tilus, control me if I'm not back by next turn ))
Azar Macan: (( you regen 2 and then
unbloody, though, right? ))
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Kay ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter steps back and away
from the murderous people
|
Taemhain:
|
Running away, eh?
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recharge Cavern Curse since I forgot to => 1
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter fires a poisonous
laser at Threden!
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ...which provokes
from Wolfsbane, lol? ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( Go me not
noticing that. ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Azar Macan: (( AURA GIRI DAAAA ))
Serra: (( Go! Hissatsu! Pixie Cleric Aura
Puuuunch! ))
Wolfsbane: (( With what melee weapon? _ ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ... if the answer
is NONE then. ))
Serra: (( Unarmed strike ))
Wolfsbane: (( uh sec ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ahaha ))
Forge: (( GO FOR THE EYES, BOO ))
Serra: (( 1d3+STR+1/2 level ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( no 1/2 level
damage ))
Serra: (( Err, not half level for damage ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+2 GO => 20 + 2 = 22
Wolfsbane: (( wat ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( ... ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Taemhain: (( lol ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( 3 + half str
damage, lol? ))
Wolfsbane: (( let's see ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( err, str ))
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( not half ))
Forge: (( See? The eyes always work. ))
Taemhain: (( pixie crit go ))
Threden: (( CRITICAL
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHI ))
* Wolfsbane deals 3 damage flat. >_>
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
OW. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. D:
|
Azar Macan: (( yeah, half level for hitting
means that works, pfff ))
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 3 hit
points.
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"FUCK YOU"
|
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter lasers Threden
anyway!
* Taemhain laughs heartily.
Faiz: (( AURA GIRI DAAA ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Fortitude => 2 + 11 = 13
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"GO TAKE A BATH BEFORE I BATHE YOU IN
FIRE"
|
Forge: (( I don't care that you only did 3
damage, that was incredible. ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter does a terrible job!
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 recharges impaling shot.
Serra: (( Yeah, that definitely beats Serra
waving her staff clumsily at it ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 does not
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 throws a javelin at
Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 17 + 12 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 8 hit points.
|
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 wanders off and...
|
Imban:
|
THUD
|
|
Imban:
|
The portcullis between
Threden/Taemhain/Osaou and the troglodytes comes crashing down
from above!
|
|
Imban:
|
It looks a good deal sturdier than the
previous one!
|
|
Taemhain:
|
Aww man!
|
Forge has received initiative.
|
Osaou:
|
Rar...
|
|
Serra:
|
"Greeeeeeat."
|
Faiz: (( LOOK WHO HAS THE FORESIGHT NOW ))
|
Threden:
|
SUGGESTION: Use alternate entrance.
|
Azar Macan: (( we can *shoot* through it,
right? ))
* Forge shifts away.
|
Forge:
|
NEAR.. CRUSHER!
|
Imban: (( yes ))
|
Forge:
|
Steel Wind
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Near Crusher
|
Attack = 23 vs. Ref Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Regris is disconnected.
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 13 hit
points.
|
Threden: (( Imban, stop killing people. ))
Serra: (( Yeah, that just means another
teleport is incoming. ))
Imban: (( but but they're tasty ))
Forge: (( M'dune ))
Serra: (( You like the taste of fairy pixie
dust? ))
Imban: (( nom :3 ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( It's all glittery and stuff ))
Imban: (( Regris is apparently not returning
(lol?) ))
Threden: (( Those glitters are terrible for
you, though. ))
Imban: (( Will someone proxy him or should I
remove him to Lavos ))
|
Serra:
|
"Oh, cute. Think you can hide behind
another barricade?"
|
Faiz: (( HEALERS WOULD BE COOL ))
Threden: (( Something happen? ))
Imban: (( He said something came up so he's
going off to do stuff. ))
Taemhain: (( :/ ))
Serra: (( I'm already proxying mecha. ))
Imban: (( ok, banishing Wolfsbane for now then
))
Taemhain: (( i guess i can try to do it? ))
Forge: (( Is Washington on fire? ))
Taemhain: (( not that ive noticed ))
Azar Macan: (( I could proxy if need be.
just shoot dudes and heal people ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Impaler 1, vs
Fort => 15 + 9 = 24
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Maullar 2, vs
Fort => 20 + 9 = 29
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1) @ Curse Chanter,
vs Fort => 2 + 9 = 11
Azar Macan: (( so two damage rolls, one max
and one not~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+5 Damage (Impaler 1), teleport incoming => 3 + 5 = 8
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 8 hit
points.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d8+11 Damage (Maullar 2), teleport incoming => 2 + 11 =
13
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 13 hit
points.
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 2 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Done! ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 is quite clearly going
to get the works :/
Forge: (( Man this place stinks ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 recover impaling toss
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 step away
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 toss impaling spear at
Faiz. Again. Because Faiz never moving makes me happy inside
Azar Macan: (( hey Imban how do you delete
those. I drew one off to the side but I don't know how to remove it. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( eraser ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Faiz's AC => 16 + 12 = 28
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 11 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faiz's Fort => 13 + 10 = 23
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Faiz is impaled! (restrained, save
ends)
|
Azar Macan: (( I...don't see an eraser. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( go to the tool for
drawing them, then click the eraser icon ))
Threden has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I sure don't see one. ))
Azar Macan: (( OH IT APPEARED TO THE SIDE ))
Forge: (( It's on the little dropdown menu where
you pick your color ))
Threden: (( It's to the right, with the
colours. ))
Serra: (( It's on the RH side, below the color
squares ))
Threden: (( Attacking Maullar 2. ))
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast
• Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal,
Thunder
|
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn
your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The
blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
|
Attack = 16 vs. AC Rolled: 6 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Lightning Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also
marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder
damage equal to CON modifier (4).
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 parries with its
greatclub.
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 backs up a step, then
charges at Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 3 + 13 = 16
* Forge sidesteps again.
|
Forge:
|
You are not very good at this.
|
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Azar Macan points at the Impaler, you know
the drill
*
Troglodyte Impaler 1 is drilled
Adric Kain: (( Back ))
Azar Macan: (( I forget, moving with an
enemy's adjacet spaces provokes attacks or not? ))
Azar Macan: (( within, rather ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( yse ))
* Azar Macan fires a blast at the Mauler then!
|
Azar Macan:
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
Attack = 17 vs. Reflex Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 14 hit
points.
|
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 2 hit points.
|
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 3 hit points.
|
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 wobbles.
Azar Macan: (( OH COME ON ))
Threden: (( Maullars wobbles but they don't
fall down. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
|
Azar Macan:
|
Tch, almost.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
He'll fall soon enough.
|
Azar Macan: (( so who's taking over for the
cleric? ))
Forge: (( Is someone proxying for Wolf Blitzer?
))
Taemhain: (( im going to let you do it
because this implement thing is confusing me ))
Azar Macan: (( I can if need be, just would
nee to figure out what his attack bonus is... ))
Imban: (( Lavos offers to eat the cleric! ))
Adric Kain: (( Sec ))
Forge: (( Check his sheet on the wiki ))
Adric Kain: (( That's what I'm doing ))
Adric Kain: (( Are those doors open? ))
Taemhain: (( yes ))
|
Wolfsbane:
|
AURA SHOTTO!
|
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Maular 2's reflex => 17 + 9 = 26
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d8+5 Damage and Taem gets +2 to his next attack
=> 3 + 5 = 8
* Troglodyte Mauler 2 's expiration date was
today!
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2:
|
Troglodyte Mauler 2 loses 10 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( I picked Taem becasue he's
next ))
Forge: (( And somehow in death he stops stinking
))
Taemhain has received initiative.
|
Azar Macan:
|
Curse Cube!
• Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
|
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is
triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can
transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares
of the original target.
|
|
Blaine is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Imban: (( ...was anything within burst 5 NOT
cursed? ))
Azar Macan: (( the dude Blaine is fighting ))
Taemhain: (( blaines connection got cursed
:/ ))
Imban: (( Good thing you have no possible way
of targeting him, so... ))
Azar Macan: (( also the guy upstairs if the
z-axis doesn't exist ))
Imban: (( they're both within 5 squares, yes,
but not targetable ))
Imban: (( so... ))
Taemhain: (( hmmm ))
Azar Macan: (( awww. ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 32 vs. AC Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 35 Physical Rolled: 21
Bonuses: 14
|
|
Taemhain: (( haha! eat crit! ))
Adric Kain: (( Woooo! ))
Blaine has connected.
|
Imban:
|
Your attempt to stuff yourself through
a portcullis fails miserably.
|
Serra: (( Charge impaler 1 instead. ))
Taemhain: (( oh yeah :/ ))
Taemhain: (( can i? ))
Azar Macan: (( YEAH ))
Threden: (( Taem critically hits the door. ))
Imban: (( yeah, if you go like uh ))
Forge: (( Blargh ))
Faiz: (( Clearly he used that 20 to Kool-Aid
Man through the door entirely. ))
Taemhain: (( well, ok ))
Azar Macan: (( Yeah Imban don't let us waste
a crit when the dice have been MEAN today ))
Imban: (( Well, he could use the 20 to open
the portcullis as a standard action. Instead of attacking. ))
Imban: (( But otherwise, you get to crit the
impaler. ))
Azar Macan: (( we can just use the stairs
and stuff for that ))
Taemhain:
(( are you gonna make me re-roll?
))
Taemhain: (( yay ))
Threden: (( Go for the impaler. ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain loses 35 hit points.
|
Imban: (( ...er. ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 35 hit
points.
|
Serra: (( I can teleport the curser. ))
Taemhain: (( ; ; ))
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 35 hit
points.
|
Azar Macan: (( THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT ))
Serra: (( So don't worry about the door. ))
Forge: (( I CHARGE INTO A WALL SPIKE ))
Threden: (( Taem crits herself, as payment
for this change of action. ))
Imban: (( Taem crits himself due to attempting
to fit through a portcullis. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain magics at Impaler 1
|
Adric Kain:
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
Attack = 14 vs. Will Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Bah!
|
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 willpower!
* Adric Kain done
Faiz has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 13 Rolled: 13
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Since Blaine is soloing that
one like a boss ))
|
Faiz:
|
Melee Charge
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
|
Attack = 23 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 14
|
Damage = 22 Physical Rolled: 9
Bonuses: 13
|
|
Forge: (( I'm like Bruce Leroy over here. ))
Forge: (( I got the glow. ))
Faiz: (( sigh ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 parries with its
greaclub.
Adric Kain: (( I SAID BLAINE WAS SOLOING
THAT ONE LIKE A BOSS ))
Forge: (( Teals can you help him? ))
Faiz: (( WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO EVERYONE ELSE HAS THE ONE LEFT COVERED JEEZ ))
Serra: (( Out of LOS. ))
Azar Macan: (( it's RANGE 5. ))
Adric Kain: (( Aloso why did that miss? ))
Troglodyte Maullar 1: (( over range 5 + no
line of sight ))
Forge: (( Ah. ))
Taemhain: (( stink ))
Troglodyte Maullar 1: (( -2 penalty for SMELLS
BAD MAN ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh right. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Cavern Curse => 1
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter does not.
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter shoots a poisonous
laser at Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Fort => 9 + 11 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d6+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 7 hit points.
|
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Threden's myomers grow weaker!
(weakened, save ends)
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( oh, blah, I
totally misread that ))
|
Threden:
|
Threden is healed and gains 7 hit
points.
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( Taking that
action back and using the much better one that I thought was a minor
action...! ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter chants, and healing
energy streams out from him!
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1 is healed and
gains 15 hit points.
|
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 is healed and
gains 15 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( oh what ))
Forge: (( Fleed you don't know it yet but you
just gave me a great idea on my turn ))
Faiz: (( Okay. ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 comes down the stairs!
Taemhain: (( oh look, upstairs dude has come
to visit too ))
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge shift up
* Forge activate Temple Uniform, shift up
* Imban also eats the super dead guy
|
Forge:
|
Let us see what your kidney looks like.
|
|
Forge:
|
Steel Wind
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Near Crusher
|
Attack = 23 vs. Ref Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 7 Physical Rolled: 2
Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
Forge: (( Tell me I did not disconnect. ))
Serra: (( Nope, you're fine. ))
Forge: (( Thank god. ))
Azar Macan: (( you did not, Imban is being a
failban ))
Adric Kain: (( You're welcome. ))
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 7 hit
points.
|
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 6 hit
points.
|
Forge: (( And dune ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Now we have ~COMBAT ADVANTAGE~ ))
|
Serra:
|
"One more still wants to be all sneaky
and hide behind a barricade... Well, maybe I can do something
about that!"
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Dimensional Scramble @ Curse Chanter, vs Fort => 6
+ 9 = 15
|
Serra:
|
"Or not!"
|
Faiz: (( By which you mean we don't, and
instead actually get to use our normal ass rolls. ))
* Serra turn end
Faiz: (( THANKS, AUTOMATIC -2 TO MELEE DUDES
))
Forge: (( Would you rather not have it and have
-2? ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 pulls out a spear and
pokes Threden with it.
Faiz: (( I'm just being bitter right now,
that's all~ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 6 + 11 = 17
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 shifts away in failure
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( I can still attack through the
bars, right? ))
Troglodyte Impaler 1: (( Yes ))
|
Threden:
|
Lightning Blast
• Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal,
Thunder
|
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn
your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The
blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
|
Attack = 14 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 6 Lightning Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 0
|
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also
marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder
damage equal to CON modifier (4).
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
Faiz: (( It really seems like the
melee-centric of us are getting a major shafting throughout this entire
module, either through this kind of thing or enemies having ridiculously
chufty AC/Fort to begin with. ))
Forge: (( "can" is maybe not the right word ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter parries with a
staff.
Azar Macan: (( and Kid resumes hating on
that attack after a session or so of it being good ))
Forge: (( Replace "this module" with "the entire
game so far" ))
Threden: (( To be fair, melee fighters have
high AC as well. ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, that's what I've meant. ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 delays its action.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Forge: (( There has to be SOME module where the
enemies are not physically strong but are quick or mentally superior ))
Threden: (( I mean, all of these guys have
ACs that are equal to or slightly lower then my own. ))
Threden: (( Yes, this one does ))
* Azar Macan shifts away, and calls Osaou over!
Threden: (( You couldn't have already
forgotten the enemies we've fought that had bad AC/Ref but good Will. ))
Forge: (( You mean the Spectres and the other
Spectres? ))
Imban: (( oooOooOoOoOoooo ))
* Azar Macan fires a blast at the impaler!
Forge: (( Who were also insubstantial? ))
|
Azar Macan:
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
Attack = 23 vs. Reflex Rolled: 13 Bonuses:
10
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 16 hit
points.
|
Threden: (( And some of the archers. ))
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 1 hit
points.
|
Faiz: (( Yeah there have been like all of
three encounters. ))
Azar Macan: (( ;-; ))
Faiz: (( And the archers had roughly equal
will. ))
Faiz: (( Well, equal will and AC. ))
Imban: (( AC is pretty much always better than
fort/ref/will in 4e, period. ))
Imban: (( it's a system assumption. ))
Forge: (( These guys, thankfully, are a bit on
the slow side so I can kinda regularly hit them ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Serra: (( It's to counteract the weapon prof
bonus. ))
Adric Kain: (( Is that legal movement for
her? ))
Imban: (( Yes, she's skinny ))
Serra: (( Since weapon powers generally hit AC
and implement powers generally hit one of the other three defenses. ))
Imban: (( Unlike Taemhain. ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 AURA SHOTTO vs. Impaler 1 Ref => 19 + 9 =
28
Threden: (( Also considering that AC is both
dodge and armour. ))
*
Troglodyte Impaler 1 aura shot
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d8+5 And Taem gets +2 to the next attack => 6 +
5 = 11
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 13 hit
points.
|
Forge: (( I like how somehow, Wolf is not only a
good party member in spite of being tiny but now because she is tiny ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 1 1 HP!
Taemhain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( ROLLING 1'S ON CURSSEESSSS ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually hang on ))
Azar Macan: (( hey, wait ))
Adric Kain: (( I think it's dead. Apparently
Regris' thing is +2 damage rather than +1 ))
Azar Macan: (( did you apply Osaou's aura to
that? ))
Adric Kain: (( He did ))
|
Imban:
|
I think your mother is dead.
|
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 1 loses 1 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Brute Symbol of Incinerating
Light +1 attack, +2 damage, +1d8 fire on crit, +1d10 crit But yeah I was
applying +1 damage ))
Adric Kain: (( Because....Symbols are weird
apparently ))
Azar Macan: (( it's because it's BRUTE ))
Forge: (( ...man her symbol is fucking nuts. ))
Taemhain: (( so i could charge the chanter?
since its now hugging the gate? ))
Forge: (( It must be Spurier Implant ))
Imban: (( yes ))
Adric Kain: (( Have you seen Faiz's sword? ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Howling Strike
· Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
|
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the
fray.
|
Attack = 32 vs. AC Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 12
|
Damage = 40 Physical Rolled: 26
Bonuses: 14
|
|
Azar Macan: (( HOLY SHIT ))
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
GOD WHY
|
Taemhain: (( hohoho, crit anyway sucker! ))
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 40 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( TAEM THE CRITMASTER ))
Forge: (( BOOM DOES THE STUPHAMITE ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Because you tried to laser me and then
hid on the other side of a gate!
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
Taemhain:
|
>:[
|
* Adric Kain Magics the Curse Chanter because
why not
|
Adric Kain:
|
Blunder
• Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement
|
You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your
allies.
|
Attack = 29 vs. Will Rolled: 19 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 9 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide,
you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack
against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus
to the attack roll.
|
|
Forge: (( Also I just totally heard the Chanter
as Nappa. ))
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 9 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Taem, hit it again with +4 ))
Forge: (( "Taemhain WHY" "BECAUSE I'M A
CHARGEDWARF" ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+15 => 17 + 15 = 32
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses all its
blood, just all of it
* Stuph rolls: 2d6+9 => 5 + 9 = 14
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 14 hit
points.
|
* Adric Kain casually steps through the hole
Faiz made to check on them.
|
Adric Kain:
|
Hi guys.
|
|
Faiz:
|
HI.
|
Adric Kain: (( Done ))
Faiz has received initiative.
|
Forge:
|
Hello, Adric. We are fine here, how
are you all doing?
|
|
Faiz:
|
Crush Surge
• Standard Action • Martial, Weapon
• Melee Weapon
|
I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!!
|
Attack = 17 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 17 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 10
|
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push,
target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end
of your next turn.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
One left. My bet is on Azar to kill it
with Vulcan Whatever.
|
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 parries.
Faiz: (( WELP I've done literally nothing of
any real worth this encounter so far. ))
Forge: (( You opened the wall, allowing me to
beat this thing senseless. That's something! ))
Adric Kain: (( You marked him ))
Faiz: (( God, it's like that session with
the first take on the drake swarm. ))
Threden: (( Lies. You've done more then me.
))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter steps away from the
crazy melee people.
Adric Kain: (( Also yeah, you opened a hole
in the wall ))
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter recovers Cavern
Curse!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter does
* Troglodyte Curse Chanter zots Threden with a
poisonous laser anyway!
Faiz: (( I just want to get through this
fight without using an action point can you at least have a small
fucking mercy on me dicebot eat a dick. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 18 + 10 = 28
Troglodyte Curse Chanter: (( actually +11, but
))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
|
Threden:
|
Threden loses 10 hit points.
|
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Threden feels strength leave his
myomers! (Weakened, save ends)
|
Forge: (( I you flank a prone guy do you get
~DOUBLE CA~? ))
Serra: (( No ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 throws an impaling
javelin at Faiz!
Forge: (( Ok then Dragon's Tail is pointless ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 12 + 12 = 24
* Imban rolls: 2d6+4 => 10 + 4 = 14
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 14 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Fortitude => 15 + 10 = 25
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2:
|
Faiz is impaled!
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( (restrained, save
ends) ))
Faiz: (( THESE ASSHOLES AREN'T HELPING
))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 mauls Faiz with his
club!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 19 + 14 = 33
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 9 hit points.
|
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Faiz is marked!
|
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 uses the combat
advantage against the impaled Faiz to bite him!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Fortitude => 1 + 12 = 13
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 bites metal
Forge has received initiative.
Threden: (( Maullar bites his tongue. ))
|
Forge:
|
No, that is a bad troglodyte. We do
not bite.
|
|
Forge:
|
Steel Wind
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
Near Crusher
|
Attack = 24 vs. Ref Rolled: 15 Bonuses: 9
|
Damage = 10 Physical Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
Heat End
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
|
|
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 16 hit
points.
|
Forge: (( And dune. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Okay! So I can either: teleport
Curse Chanter back onto this side of the playing field, augment 2 a mind
thrust to try to kill it outright (at -5 to hit and vs will), or head
into room 2 to zot one of the things in there. ))
Imban: (( not -5 to hit ))
Imban: (( you have a straight line to it ))
Serra: (( Oh? Alright then ))
Imban: (( The -5 was only for shooting through
the walls / up to the 2nd floor ))
Serra: (( Aha. ))
Taemhain: (( i would say murderinate ))
Forge: (( I got this trog ))
Adric Kain: (( Murdinate ))
Regris has connected.
Serra: (( Kay, guess murderinate it is. ))
Forge: (( Though if you want to help with the
impaler I imagine Fleed would appreciate it ))
Adric Kain: (( Yay I don't have to be a
pretty little pixie anymore ))
Faiz: (( Just... kill the chanter. ))
Forge: (( While you were gone Regrs, you killed
Maullar and did more flying through tiny openings ))
* Serra glares at the cursed curser. "You've
caused us enough grief and suffering! Enjoy all of that paid back in the
form of a pounding headache!"
Taemhain: (( and i chargecritted twice :3 ))
Adric Kain: (( Regris hates them Slamjams ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Curse Chanter, vs Will
=> 15 + 9 = 24
Forge: (( I know I do ))
Wolfsbane: (( How many healing words do I
have left ))
Faiz: (( Not as much as me~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+5 Damage, -2 to all defenses until the end of my
next turn => 18 + 5 = 23
Taemhain: (( all of them? ))
Adric Kain: (( No resources were used. ))
Serra: (( ZOT ))
Forge: (( Nobody's healed anyone ))
Adric Kain: (( I just used Aura Shot twice ))
Taemhain: (( you used aura shot twice is all
))
Adric Kain: (( And I'll be healing Fleed
next turn. ))
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter loses 23 hit
points.
|
|
Troglodyte Curse Chanter:
|
X_X
|
Adric Kain: (( Or you can ))
|
Azar Macan:
|
Ardic, Serra killed it, not me.
|
Serra: (( Done ))
Threden has received initiative.
* Adric Kain scribbles out something on a
piece of parchment.
|
Threden:
|
Charge Attack
• Standard • Weapon
|
You charge the enemy with extra force.
|
Attack = 15 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 11
|
Damage = 7 Physical Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 6 Critical: 0
|
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
"And the lovely green haired psion
used her incredible powers to cause its head to explode in a
fountain of blood."
|
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 doesn't notice.
Forge: (( Man Kid is just dumping on the Wardens
tonight ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
Azar Macan:
|
Let'
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Let's go!
|
* Threden rolls: 1d20 vs Whatever I Have => 8
* Threden rolls: 1d20 vs Whatever I Have => 6
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( weakened, and you
sure still have it ))
* Azar Macan points at Impaler!
* Azar Macan charges up energy around both his
arms, and...
|
Azar Macan:
|
VULCAN...RAIN!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Vulcan Rain
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
|
Attack = 25 vs. Reflex Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 8
|
Damage = 15 Physical Rolled: 9
Bonuses: 6
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
(Impaler)
|
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 20 hit
points.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Vulcan Rain
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
|
Attack = 16 vs. Reflex Rolled: 8 Bonuses: 8
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 6
|
|
Azar Macan: (( awww. ))
Imban: (( ranged CA doesn't help? ))
Azar Macan: (( OH YEAH ))
Azar Macan: (( it sure does ))
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 13 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Why is the HP loss different?
))
Azar Macan: (( two different attacks. ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
Adric Kain: (( I thought it was the area
thingy ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I...don't have an area
attack~ ))
Azar Macan: (( s'why I took that power, so I
could attack two things with good damage. ))
Adric Kain: (( I don't know what you have?
Wht do you think I am, a guy writing a story about your character and
thus should know what he's capable of!? ))
Imban:
((
))
Forge: (( Speaking of multiple attacks, I need
to re-look at Blurred Strike ki focus. I may want that more than Quick
Strike if it works how it might. ))
* Wolfsbane fires off her encounter heal at
Taem.
Wolfsbane: (( Regain Healing Surge +4 HP ))
* Wolfsbane then fires off a Healing Word at
Faiz.
* Regris rolls: 2d6+5 +this => Invalid expression: 2d6+5 +this.
* Regris rolls: 2d6+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
|
Taemhain:
|
Taemhain is healed and gains 21 hit
points.
|
Taemhain: (( yay, full hp ))
|
Taemhain:
|
Thanks tiny flying one!
|
Taemhain has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 25 hit points.
|
Taemhain: (( done ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
Taemhain:
|
So what's going on in here?
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Killing Troglodytes.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
a very big line of alternating allies
and enemies.
|
* Adric Kain MAGICS UP Impaler 2
|
Taemhain:
|
I don't think this is the right way to
do a conga line....
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Color Orb
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant
|
You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your
foe, momentarily dazing it.
|
Attack = 28 vs. Will Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 10
|
Damage = 13 Radiant Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 6
|
Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.
|
|
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 13 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( + Osaou) ))
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2:
|
Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 2 hit
points.
|
* Adric Kain done
Forge: (( Will that ever go up? ))
Faiz has received initiative.
|
Faiz:
|
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 3 Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Probably not, given that it's
a theme ))
Faiz: (( Hhhhhhhhhh. ))
Faiz: (( SO NOTHIN'? ))
Imban: (( you can attack at -2 ))
Imban: (( just not move ))
Azar Macan: (( it...won't. I may Ask Imban
if it could, though...! ))
Faiz: (( Wonderful. ))
Imban: (( well, -4 since you're ALSO stink'd ))
Forge: (( Impaleeeeer ))
|
Faiz:
|
Aggressor
• Free Action • Martial, Weapon •
Personal
|
REV UP!!
|
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the
target of the attack, regardless of the result.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
Lancing Quake
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Close Burst 1
|
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
|
Attack = 24 vs. AC Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 13
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 10
|
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next
turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( I fully do not give a shit anymore,
at this moment. ))
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1:
|
Troglodyte Maullar 1 loses 14 hit
points.
|
|
Faiz:
|
EX Attack = 15 Rolled: 2 Bonuses: 13
|
|
Azar Macan: (( IF ONLY THE STATUS HAD GONE
AWAY ))
Forge: (( Dammit. ))
* Troglodyte Maullar 1 perishes.
Azar Macan: (( wait...combat advantage! ))
|
Faiz:
|
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 11 Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Faiz: (( FHHHHH ))
Faiz: (( I almost wish I didn't have
Font of Life because of crap like that. ))
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 is... really, REALLY
screwed.
Threden: (( Two chances is still better then
one. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 RECHARGE IMPALING SHOT, FUCK YEAH => 2
|
Adric Kain:
|
You're like a beautiful woman in a
room full of drunk pirates.
|
Faiz: (( What in the absolute fuck. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( provokes AoO from
Faiz, Osaou, Threden, Adric, Wolfsbane, and Azar. ))
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( *cough* ))
|
Faiz:
|
Melee Basic
• Opportunity Attack • Weapon •
Melee 1
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YOU!!
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Attack = 15 vs. AC Rolled: 2 Bonuses: 13
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Damage = 15 Physical Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 10
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Threden:
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Spear
• Standard - Melee • Weapon
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You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
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Attack = 29 vs. AC Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 9
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Damage = 18 Physical Rolled: 13
Bonuses: 5 Critical: 5
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Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack
rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery
(Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
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Adric Kain:
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Melee Basic
• Standard • Weapon
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A basic melee attack
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Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 7
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Damage = 6 Physical Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 2
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Faiz: (( Of course. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Are shields simple weapons ))
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Troglodyte Impaler 2:
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Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 18 hit
points.
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Forge: (( We might as well sell this hat I have,
since I can't seem to score any kills ))
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Azar Macan:
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Melee Basic
• Standard • Weapon
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Dagger stabbings!
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Attack = 24 vs. AC Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 6
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Damage = 1 Physical Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 0
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Taemhain: (( oh look, it imploded ))
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Osaou:
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Claw
• Standard • Melee
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NOT THE FACE!
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Attack = 15 vs. AC Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 11
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Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 3
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Wolfsbane: (( explooode ))
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Troglodyte Impaler 2:
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Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 1 hit
points.
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* Regris rolls: 1d20+3 hurr hurr shieldbash => 2 + 3 = 5
* Azar Macan VULCAN STAB
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 is... ... somehow alive
* Troglodyte Impaler 2 stabs Serra hurhur.
Azar Macan: (( NO STAB ME ))
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Adric Kain:
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You fool! Didn't you read any of my
other books?!
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* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Azar's AC => 19 + 9 = 28
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Adric Kain:
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Don't you know she's secretly a
sinanju master?
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* Imban rolls: 1d8+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
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Taemhain:
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I don't think these guys read...
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Azar Macan: (( who wants to eat the damage
and gain+attack/damage to muderate it? (within range 5) ))
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Adric Kain:
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You'll just anger her and she'll beat
you to death!
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Forge:
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What is a sinanju, pray tell.
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Threden: (( Sure ))
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Adric Kain:
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The deadliest martial art known to
anyone.
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Wolfsbane: (( Give it to Forge. ))
Azar Macan: (( within range 5. ))
Taemhain: (( forge isnt within 5 ))
Threden: (( He's not in range 5. ))
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Azar Macan:
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Vulcan Bond
• Immediate Interrupt Ranged 5 • Arcane
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Target: One willing ally
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Trigger: You are damaged by an attack.
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Effect: The target takes the damage from the
triggering attack instead of your. You still take any other
effects from the attack. The target gains a +2 power bonus
to attack rolls and a +5 power bonus to damage rolls until
the end of your next turn.
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Threden:
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Threden loses 8 hit points.
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Wolfsbane: (( sad ))
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Forge:
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I am fully versed in several martial
arts. I have never heard of it.
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* Azar Macan transfers the damage to Therden,
and empowers him with the power of...
Imban: (( And Threden also gets a counter,
since that provoked his Warden thing. Not that it matters. ))
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Serra:
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"Don't look at me!"
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Adric Kain:
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It is only known to two men at a...ok
yeah it's from a book.
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Threden:
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HOLD IT
• Minor • N/A
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You are about to get countered.
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Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
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Threden:
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Electrocute
• Immediate Reaction • Primal
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You shock a distant enemy targeting an ally, affecting it's
movements.
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Target: An enemy marked by you that is within 5
squares that makes an attack that does not include you as a
target.
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Effect: Slide the target 1 square. The target is
slowed and cannot shift until the end of it's turn.
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Azar Macan:
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Feel the power of SUN VULCAN and
strike back!
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Faiz: (( Technically it's actually my
counter but who fuckin' cares, same difference. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Troglodyte Impaler 2: (( Yellow is not you...
))
Faiz: (( Aggressor, I should've marked him.
))
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Imban: (( Forge, anyway. ))
Forge: (( Wait no ))
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Forge:
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Steel Wind
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
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Near Crusher
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Attack = 18 vs. Ref Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 9
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Damage = 12 Physical Rolled: 7
Bonuses: 5
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Faiz: (( Interrupt that shit, Tiles. ))
Forge: (( Serraaaaaaaa ))
Faiz: (( We need this thing to just end. ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPTION ))
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Troglodyte Impaler 2:
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Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 14 hit
points.
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Forge:
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This is a martial art.
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* Serra Adept's Insights that! Add 1 to the
roll.
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Forge:
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Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
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Heat End
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Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new
target takes 8 damage.
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Troglodyte Impaler 2:
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Troglodyte Impaler 2 loses 6 hit
points.
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* Forge punches through the back of its head.
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Troglodyte Impaler 2:
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Blarg.
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Forge:
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HOKUTO! SHINKEN!
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* Taemhain nods, "That's the way this
should've gone from the beginning."
* Forge removes its SOUL and puts it into his
hat.
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Forge:
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Helm of Seven Deaths
• Free • None
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Souls, come unto me!
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Effect: The Helm of Seven Deaths feeds again. (01/10)
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Wolfsbane:
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"Feeling alright, Threden? Need some
spot welding?"
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* Imban removes the bodies. With its mouth. :3
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Adric Kain:
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Well done everyone.
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Threden:
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This unit will recover momentarily.
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* Adric Kain plays the healy song
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Wolfsbane:
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Mm, if you say so. Less work for me.
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Forge:
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Now if Serra actually chose, I would
be happy to teach a few basic arts or two. Though it takes years
of rigorous training to master.
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Adric Kain: (( And I need to afk to get food
ready for a bit. I'll be back asap. Someone can make me do stuff if they
want or I can just vanish mysteriously ))
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Forge:
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A body made of enchanted metal does
not hurt.
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Serra:
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"Thanks for the offer, but I think I
will pass. Martial arts really are not my forte."
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Serra:
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"Despite what a few lucky swings might
otherwise imply."
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Threden:
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Threden is healed and gains 21 hit
points.
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Faiz:
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Faiz is healed and gains 19 hit points.
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* Wolfsbane flies upstairs.
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Imban:
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Regardless, you're in a rather filthy
room. Stairs lead up to the second floor, and doors lead to past
the main doors, and westward.
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Imban:
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Wolf, meanwhile, sees the top
guardroom.
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* Taemhain votes for upstairs.
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Wolfsbane:
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"Oh, the courtyard I saw earlier does
have access from here."
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Wolfsbane: (( Hey me ))
Forge: (( Bathroom really quick, just move me
with the group ))
Faiz: (( WELL THAT'S SUPER ))
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Wolfsbane:
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So hey there's a carrion crawler down
there.
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Wolfsbane:
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I bet if Serra and Azar were up here
we could snipe it with little effort.
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Serra:
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"Sure, why not. Coming!"
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* Azar Macan and Osaou move upstairs!
Azar Macan:
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That's...an ugly beast.
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Serra:
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"In...deed it is."
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* Imban makes the malboro visible on 1F too.
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Wolfsbane:
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If someone ... *wants* to go and punch
it, they can.
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Wolfsbane:
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But hey I'm all for easy options.
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Azar Macan: (( Imban have we broke this
module in half due to this, or...? ))
Imban: (( No? ))
Taemhain:
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Maybe we should explore the fortress
first?
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Wolfsbane: (( I'm about to fly around to the
adjacent halls to scout. >_> ))
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Wolfsbane:
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Want me to fly around and check the
halls?
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Serra:
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"Sure. Just in case something is
waiting to ambush us from behind."
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Imban:
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This hall is barricaded by a
portcullis.
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Imban:
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It looks rather sturdy.
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* Wolfsbane peeks around.
Adric Kain: (( I'm back for the moment. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Guessing that's a switch ))
Imban:
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This part of the hall is actually very
clean and undisturbed. If you wanted to rest here, you probably
could.
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Imban: (( winch, yes ))
Imban:
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There's also a winch you could crank
to open the portcullis there.
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* Wolfsbane open sesame.
Imban:
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With a grind and clank, the western
portcullis opens.
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Adric Kain: (( Did you move upstairs? ))
Imban: (( yeah, most of the party is upstairs.
))
Azar Macan: (( yes ))
Imban:
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This seems to be more of the clean and
relatively undisturbed hall. Maybe.
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Serra: (( Yeah, we're all upstairs. ))
Imban:
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This eastern hall reminds you of the
western hall.
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* Wolfsbane hums as she goes.
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Wolfsbane:
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Thought so.
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* Wolfsbane opens.
Imban:
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With a grind and clank, the eastern
portcullis opens.
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* Wolfsbane waves.
Threden:
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SALUTATIONS: Greetings.
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* Faiz shrugs at Threden...?
Forge: (( back ))
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Wolfsbane:
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Well I guess the Crawler isn't a
threat to us right now.
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Wolfsbane:
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So hey. wasn't this supposed to be
some queen's keep?
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* Faiz looks around... switch?
Imban:
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There is a winch on the far eastern
wall.
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Taemhain:
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Was it? I didn't pay much attention
after being told we would get paid to go.
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Taemhain: (( *catches the hell up* ))
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Azar Macan:
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I do believe the dwarves would be
displeased if we simply left it for them to fend off, however.
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Imban:
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Faiz seems to have found a latrine.
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Imban:
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It ... is actually in decent repair.
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Taemhain: (( thats an important room! ))
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Faiz:
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HUH.
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Imban:
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The hall Threden has entered is barred
by a portcullis.
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Serra: (( It is a throne! ))
Imban:
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Faiz has found an unoccupied bedroom.
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Threden:
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Activating device.
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* Azar Macan and Osaou poke into this lower
room?
Adric Kain:
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Is anyone else bothered by how quiet
and unfilled with people trying to kill us this place is?
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Imban:
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That's just a guardhouse, much like
the one the rest of the party passed through on the east. (Azar)
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Wolfsbane:
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That's what's bothering me too.
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Faiz:
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NOT ESPECIALLY.
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Forge:
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Imban:
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Threden cranks the winch.
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Imban:
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With a grind and clank, the far
eastern portcullis has opened.
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Forge: (( Why is Stuph in the wall ))
Faiz: (( SAMURAI DOOR, OPEN ))
Taemhain: (( dunno, i didnt put it there ))
Azar Macan: (( because there's two of him
for...some rason ))
Faiz: (( Taemhii. ))
Imban:
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This appears to be a guard barracks.
It is currently empty.
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Taemhain: (( aaaahhh, clones! ))
Imban:
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Wolf has discovered an empty bedroom.
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Forge: (( Well someone shoot one ))
Faiz: (( What is that, a table? ))
Imban: (( yes ))
* Faiz flips the table in boredom.
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Wolfsbane:
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Huh. Boooring.
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Imban:
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Faiz, you hear a commotion from below!
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Threden:
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OBSERVATION: Fortress appears mostly
abandoned.
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Imban: (( Everyone, halt moving ))
* Faiz rumbles.
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Adric Kain:
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There they are.
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Taemhain: (( lunch break while enemies spawn
))
Imban: (( naah, no spawning really, just ))
Adric Kain: (( And I need to go finish
cooking and eat so uhh....yeah I'll be back as soon as I can. ))
Imban:
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Faiz/Adric/Serra/Threden, you are
aware that there may be things below the guardroom you are in.
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* Faiz crosses his arms.
Forge: (( Oh god the grid is slightly off aaaa ))
Taemhain: (( and theres a staircase ))
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Threden:
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QUIET COMMENTRAY: Recommend returning
to allies to investigate in force.
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Imban:
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You could either wait here, retreat,
or charge down. Your allies aren't around, so...
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* Serra nods silently.
Forge: (( Uh oh you said the C word ))
* Faiz decides he could do with hurling a bed
at whoever decides to come up the stairs.
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Faiz:
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Strength = 22 Rolled: 15 Bonuses: 7
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Imban:
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Faiz is now holding a bed.
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Taemhain: (( lol ))
Forge: (( You are now required to yell IT'S
NAPPIN' TIME ))
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Human Lackey 5:
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Intrude--
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Human Lackey 5: (( Faiz, make some appropriate
attack roll ))
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Faiz:
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TIME FOR BED
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Faiz:
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Athletics = 20 Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 13
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Human Lackey 5:
(( attack, not skill
))
Taemhain: (( wow thats a blurry token
picture ))
Human Lackey 5: (( like str vs. reflex ))
Faiz: (( Yes but well! ))
Serra: (( Ranged basic? ))
Faiz: (( God, no, you're a jerk. ))
Human Lackey 5: (( It's clearly Str. With a
bed. ))
Azar Macan: (( he's THROWING A BED. clearing
it's a skillcheck ))
Threden: (( It's physically throwing a bed.
Clearly Str. ))
Forge: (( Wait ))
Forge: (( I got it ))
* Faiz rolls: 1d20+13 => 3 + 13 = 16
Forge: (( IT'S SLUMBERIN' TIME ))
* Human Lackey 5 is clobbered with a bed and
killed!
Serra: (( You can ranged basic with STR if the
thing's heavy enough, which a bed definitely is. ))
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Human Lackey 5:
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Human Lackey 5 loses 2500 hit points.
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Faiz:
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AHAHAHA. AND THERE'S MORE OF
THESE AROUND HERE.
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Human Lackey 5:
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The bed and the remains of the human
lackey go skidding down the stairs.
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Forge: (( And that is the story of how the
ever-lovin' blue-eyed Faiz killed a man with a bed. ))
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Wolfsbane:
|
The hell noise is...?
|
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Azar Macan:
|
I'm going to assume Faiz was involved.
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Human Lackey 5:
|
You hear a loud commotion from
downstairs. The rest of the party can arrive in room 25, but it
looks like the bad guys will certainly be alerted, too.
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Forge:
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Most assuredly.
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Serra:
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"Well, that was an... innovative
method of taking someone out."
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Imban:
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Except the one who is dead.
|
* Faiz has acquired a taste for murderin'
lackeys with furniture. AND LOOK, THERE IS A TABLE PRIMED AND READY
Stuph is disconnected.
Stuph is disconnected.
Stuph has connected.
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Forge:
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What did you do.
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Faiz:
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Strength = 19 Rolled: 12 Bonuses: 7
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Faiz:
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THIS.
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Threden:
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OBSERVATION: Your choice in weapons is
unusual.
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Faiz:
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I'M EXPANDING MY HORIZONS.
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Stuph: (( thanks for finally getting around
to me connection problem ))
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Faiz:
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WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW MY SWORD?
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Threden:
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RESPONSE: Did the FAIZ unit not
acquire a ranged weapon previously?
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Imban:
|
That said, given that the heroes have
formed up here and it's getting late, I think I'll end it here.
Especially since I think the next fight will quite possibly go
slightly long.
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Taemhain:
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Sooooooo, enemies you say?
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* Imban chews a lackey.
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Faiz:
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THIS IS FUNNIER.
|
Regris is disconnected.
Imban:
|
That said, it seems like the enemies
aren't coming up after you.
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Stuph is disconnected.
Faiz: (( Well, whatever~ ))
Imban:
(( Anyway, since it seems like people
are /quitting no matter what I say, save and quit
))
Forge: (( I took no damage~~ ))
Threden: (( NEXT TIME, ON SCALES OF WAR:
*scenes of Faiz beating people with a table* ))
Faiz is disconnected.
Azar Macan: (( I technically took no damage!
))
Tilus is disconnected.
Threden is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Azar is disconnected.
Imban:
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And Mecha is AFK, so I'll just boot
him.
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Imban is disconnected.
You have disconnected.