Threden has connected.
Imban has connected.
Faiz has connected.
Azar has connected.
Threden: (( Threden will be using power saving mode. ))
Faiz: (( YOU'RE IN COMBAT ))
Threden: (( Best time to save power. ))
Imban: I don't have all that much planned for today, since seeing the number of people who are kinda busy, I just decided not to pre-build any more content for this week.
Faiz: (( I-- what? ))
Tilus has connected.
Mechalomaniac: (( Blaine and Kuro being addicted to ME3 Demo doesn't count as busy ))
Imban: (( I usually spend some time during the week getting stuff set up, Fleed, but I still had stuff set up from last time. ))
Imban: (( So I decided to just go with that. ))
Blaine has connected.
Faiz: (( I guess Tiles is gone completely, though? ))
Imban: (( Tilus is here... ))
Adric Kain: (( Tilus is right here ))
Serra: (( I'm here ))
Imban: Basically I was just saying that while I have a good bit of stuff but if things go SUPER FAST somehow I will need to throw up loading screens
Adric Kain: (( GOD PAY ATTENTION ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Faiz: (( I DIDN'T SEE HIM CONNECT EAT A DICK ))
Forge: (( Is the space between those houses by 7 difficult by any chance? ))
Imban: Or just, you know. Tell you to come back next week.
Imban: (( No, it's walkable ))
Forge: (( Ok, just mapping out how I can get into the fight from here ))
Azar Macan: (( I highly doubt we're gonna kill that thing quickly. ))
Adric Kain: (( What the hell is wrong with me. ))
Imban: (( By the way, Blaine, before we start ))
Serra: (( So, one question before be start: ))
Imban: (( Is Yiling the last Wu map? :V ))
Forge: (( Yes. ))
Imban: (( Awesome ))
Adric Kain: (( I read that snake's name as "Justin Beiber Thunderlance" ))
Imban: (( Then I'll be done with that tonight ))
Serra: (( Does that dragon over there breathe 20' long force sticks? ))
Forge: (( Well.. wait. Did you do Hefei Castle? ))
Stuph has connected.
Faiz: (( It's a monster with somewhat low HP and manageable defenses. Of course it's going to super-murder everything within range. ))
Imban: (( yes, I did Nanjun -> Hefei -> Fan Castle ))
Imban: (( and no, it goddamn breathes lightning ))
Stuph: (( oh well that sucks...macros didnt carry over :/ ))
Forge: (( Hefei Castle isn't the same as Hefei, I can't remember if that's after Yiling or if Yiling ends it ))
Imban: (( despite being called a thunderlance ))
Serra: (( I was shooting for a terrible reference you wouldn't get, fleed. XD ))
Stuph: (( also, brb, cookies ))
Imban: (( oh, 3e spell thunderlance >.. ))
Imban: (( arg ))
Threden: (( Did you make a new token, or copy from the last map? ))
Imban: (( Actually, its name is kind of bad, since it can't do thunder damage. ))
Adric Kain: (( That's an awesome spell ))
Threden: (( Since macros are tied to the token ))
Forge: (( By the way, since I think you missed last week Kro ))
Azar Macan: (( I didn't. ))
Imban: Also time to go set its name back from Justin Bieber Thunderlance
Forge: (( Oh, right. ))
Adric Kain: (( Leave it as it is ))
Forge: (( My bad, sorry. Brain is trrble ))
Imban: No, I'm not rolling init with that
Adric Kain: (( I want to kill Justice Bieber ))
Imban: Well ok
Adric Kain: (( Justin ))
Stuph: (( uhh, no, what i did wrong was make them in the campaign window ))
Adric Kain: (( WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY ))
Imban: JUSTICE
Forge: (( Anyway, I think I remember the houses being climbable ))
Threden: (( I AM THE JUSTICE NOT YOU ))
Imban: (( They are ))
Azar Macan: (( There, fixed. Copy and paste tokens from map to map. ))
Forge: (( So you range guys may like that ))
Faiz: (( Yeah they're like 10' or something Athletics? ))
Forge: (( Well Kuro can straight up teleport up there ))
Serra: (( problem: my athletics checks suck something fierce. ))
Imban: (( they're "takes 2 steps, and easy Athletics unless you are miserably bad at it" ))
Imban: (( like DC 10 ))
Faiz: (( Maybe you should suck less ! ))
Regris has connected.
Imban: Anyway yeah. You wandered into town and you saw MURDER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, at the hands of a nasty-looking gnoll with a nasty-looking flail
Imban: Also it brought a vaguely draconic serpent thing with too goddamn many legs with it.
* Faiz rumbles.
Imban: Both of those look like trouble. Conveniently, you are troubleshooters.
Serra: (( I'm a librariangirl, not anything resembling a world class athlete! ))
Faiz:
Initiative = 15       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 4
Serra: (( Meanwhile! ))
Faiz: FUCK THIS GUY.
Adric Kain: (( WAIT ))
Adric Kain: (( BEFORE ROLLING INITIATIVE ))
Adric Kain: (( ADD 1 ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Initiative => 1 + 8 = 9
Faiz: (( Fine it's 16. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5+1 Let's Robattle => 17 + 5 + 1 = 23
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Initiative, you say? Kashikomari~ => 12 + 3 = 15
* Stuph rolls: 1d20+5 murder times? => 3 + 5 = 8
* Regris rolls: 1d20+4 => 11 + 4 = 15
Stuph: (( awww, not murder times ))
Adric Kain: (( Fuck you Tilus give me my goddamn init back ))
Forge: (( Computer stop being shit so I can look at my sheet ))
* Azar rolls: 1d20+4+1 GO TIME! => 4 + 4 + 1 = 9
Serra: (( Actually, I declare Strategist's Epiphany on this thing. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 Inition => 8 + 8 = 16
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+12 History -> Init, take 1 => 10 + 12 = 22
* Serra uses that.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 => 9 + 9 = 18
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 => 20 + 9 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 => 3 + 9 = 12
Adric Kain: (( Oh don't tell me Bruce is against us too ))
Wolfsbane: (( derp ))
Serra: (( Nah, NPCs are handled as monsters too. ))
Faiz: (( Should totally just roll one big initiative for them all. Hivebruce. ))
Adric Kain: (( Also Imban should totally replace the Bruce picture with http://brucesangels.com/dd1390cpa.jpg ))
* Justin Bieber Thunderlance turns its head, noticing the party.
* Justin Bieber Thunderlance breathes lightning!
Azar Macan: (( who edited that ))
Faiz: (( "OHMAHGAWD CAN I HAEV UR AUTOGRAF" ))
Forge: (( Thanks whoever did that, now I can't take it seriously ))
Wolfsbane: (( For once, it wasn't me. ))
Adric Kain: (( I think it was Imban himself ))
Forge: (( I'm imagining a giant lizard with a bad bowl cut that went out of style in the early 90s ))
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance fixes the name
Adric Kain: (( ))
Threden: (( Should use http://mtglair.de/img/python/Third_Bruce.jpg instead. ))
Stuph: (( whats going on @.@ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Taemhain's Reflex => 17 + 15 = 32
Serra: (( Someone here is being a furious troll. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Serra's Reflex => 16 + 15 = 31
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Wolfsbane's Reflex => 19 + 15 = 34
Stuph: (( oh well, were screwed ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Faiz's Reflex => 8 + 15 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Adric's Reflex => 5 + 15 = 20
Wolfsbane: (( Ow :( ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs Azar's Reflex => 10 + 15 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Osaou's Reflex => 10 + 15 = 25
Serra: (( "Ick! Now I've got this messy lightning goop stuck in my hair!" ))
Forge: (( Huh, and to think I was gonna move myself closer. ))
* Imban rolls: 3d6+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 11 hit points.
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( BOWL CUTS, BOWL CUTS EVERYWHERE ))
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Stuph: (( goodbye hp, i knew they well~ ))
Serra: Serra loses 11 hit points.
Forge: (( Hey no it didn't hit me. ))
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
Forge: (( I'm out of the box ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 11 hit points.
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 5 hit points.
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( wut :( ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: (( ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz loses 11 hit points.
Forge: (( I think he broke ))
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 5 hit points.
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: (( Seriously holy shit I don't even know what's going on EXPLAIN YOUR BULLSHIT ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
Threden: (( Infinite damage loop ))
Azar Macan: (( THE IMBAN BROKE OH NO ))
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Osaou: Osaou loses 5 hit points.
Serra: (( WHAT ))
Adric Kain: (( We got MAP attacked Fleed ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 11 hit points.
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( X-FACTOR JUGGLE CROSSUP ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 11 hit points.
Serra: Serra loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
Serra: (( I CALL SHENANIGANS ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
Osaou: Osaou loses 5 hit points.
Osaou: Osaou loses 11 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Threden: Threden loses 5 hit points.
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: The lightning bounces between all of you!
Forge: (( Guys I think it broke, seriously. ))
Faiz: (( No. ))
Azar Macan: (( I call bullshit. ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh we got chain lightning'ed ))
Stuph: (( well that was exciting @.@ ))
Imban: (( Nope, every hit of its lightning breath hits whoever it hits + everyone adjacent to them. ))
Azar Macan: (( that's just unfair. ))
Faiz: (( This is stupid. ))
Serra: (( ............ ))
Azar Macan: (( Imabn they obviously didn't intend for it to GO FIRST ))
Azar Macan: (( and HIT EVERYONE. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I can drop a megaheal, it's okay :P ))
Adric Kain: (( You guys need to stop bitching about 4e's monsters being unfair when we're 22 sessions into the game ))
Stuph: (( lol, well it did ))
Adric Kain: (( Get over it ))
Threden: (( Seriously. ))
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance roars.
Threden: (( It's more then managable. ))
Wolfsbane: "Well *that* wasn't a good way to start the day."
Serra: (( Well, here comes evil threden/faiz ))
Forge: (( I'm less bitching that it's unfair and more thought the script bugged the fuck out. ))
Wolfsbane: (( You guys might want to go after me though. ))
The Warden: Good going, my pet. Kill them all.
* The Warden holds action.
Threden has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( Threden/Forge should be fine, but Faiz/Serra might want to go after me and such. ))
Threden: Moving to engage.
Wolfsbane: (( Since we're in a nice big clusterfuck anyways ))
Forge: (( Anybody gonna mind if I go ahead and go nuts on this thing? ))
Serra: (( You also might want to use your fly to fly me up on top of one of the houses. ))
Stuph: (( no? ))
Threden: (( Targeting enemy Warden. ))
Threden:
Quantization • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder, Teleportation
With a flash of lightning, Threden's hulking frame vanishes, only to reappear next to his foe, weapon at the ready.
Attack = 20 vs. Ref       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 13   Thunder       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Special: 0     Critical: 0
Effect: Before the attack, Teleport 5 squares.
Hit: Target is Dazed (Save Ends)
Miss: Half Damage and the target is Dazed until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
The Warden: The Warden loses 13 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( I can vanish one of them ))
Wolfsbane: (( But then I can't... move. :( Well sure I can manage it ))
Serra: (( Oh right. ))
Serra: (( Uhh, hang onto that until turn 2 then. ))
Threden: (( End. ))
Forge: (( Teals it's a DC10. You already have a 50% chance to make it ))
* The Warden ceases holding its action!
* The Warden smashes Threden with a heavy flail!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 12 + 13 = 25
* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Threden: Threden loses 9 hit points.
The Warden: Threden is smashed to the ground!
Serra has received initiative.
The Warden: (( oh, save off conditions, right ))
Threden: OBSERVATION: Your weapon does not worry me.
Serra: (( Right then. Do I feel lucky? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 2
* The Warden still dazed
Wolfsbane: (( How about you stay still. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Unless you hate being healed. ))
Serra: (( Ah, right. ))
Faiz: (( I WAS HEALED ONCE AND I HATED IT ))
Forge: (( Yeah, your squishy parts are very squishy right now ))
Serra: (( I can smack thunderpunk from here anyways so ))
Threden: (( You could still attack from there. Even if the breath recharges, most everyone else is going to be moving before it attacks again. ))
Faiz: (( But yeah I am holding until directly after Reegrits. ))
Wolfsbane: (( So that means... Forge, go! ))
Serra: (( Yeah, go Forge. ))
Imban: (( Not until I hear what Tilus is... ok. ))
Serra: (( I hold until after he goes. ))
Stuph: (( holy shit wind is having a party ))
Forge: (( Da dat da dat da daaaaa ))
Forge: (( CHAAAAARGE ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge has received initiative.
Forge:
Charge Attack • Standard • Implement, Psionic
God Field Dash
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 11 hit points.
Forge: HAP!
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 5 hit points.
Forge: DORYAA!
Forge:
Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial
Stag Beetle Crusher
Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 4 hit points.
Forge: (( And done. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Imban: (( or is Faiz going now? ))
Imban: (( oh, wait, no ))
Azar Macan: (( Hey Blaine isn't flurry supossed to be 6/8 now for you? ))
Forge: (( Oh, yeah it is. ))
Forge: (( Gotta fix that. ))
Wolfsbane: "Right then, fuck this lightning noise, and fuck that dragon thing."
Faiz has received initiative.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Imban: (( gah ))
Faiz: AMONG OTHER THINGS.
Forge: (( One more Imban, sorry. It's 3+STR, and my STR went up last time we got ability increases ))
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 1 hit points.
* Wolfsbane lifts a ball of energy above her head, slamming it into the ground at Serra's feet. (All Bloodied restore Healing Surge + 6 HP)
* Azar Macan is still horribly out of it due to ALL THE LIGHTNING
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 25 hit points.
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 19 hit points.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 17 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 19 hit points.
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane is healed and gains 18 hit points.
Stuph: (( *tools around at not bloodied yet* ))
Forge: (( Gonna have to take this shit like I played SRWD, and move around in weird checker patterns. ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 18 hit points.
Serra: "Thanks for the assist~"
Adric Kain: This is why she's in the book.
Azar Macan: That...was horrible.
Azar Macan: The lightining, not the healing. That was much appreciated.
Stuph: "Humph, was only a tingle. I'm sure I could do it better."
Azar Macan: (( whoops your forgot to impersonate ))
Taemhain: (( i had it impersonating, i dont know why it stopped @.@ ))
Forge: A little lightning is nothing to a Warforged. Am I right, Threden? Faiz?
Faiz: (( "As a disciple of Sun Vulcan I must eschew such blatantly blasphemous "SCIENCE" like "HEALING" and "PIXIES"." ))
Faiz: I AM GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE!
Serra has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I deleted the Token and moved in a new one, is probably why ))
Threden: This unit uses lightning as a power source.
Taemhain: (( pixies...science...haw ))
Adric Kain: You should murder the snake first.
Serra: "You! You got icky gooey lightning breath in my hair! For that, you will pay!"
Forge: (( Pixies are sciencey, because they treat magic like a business! And all sound like Ben Stein. ))
Forge: (( (great cartoon) ))
Adric Kain: (( What cartoon? ))
Forge: (( Fairly Oddparents ))
Taemhain: (( hmm, if id been intelligent i wouldve activated my damage resist daily..oh well~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mental Trauma @ Thunderlancedragon, vs Will => 9 + 9 = 18
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance is not terribly traumatized, especially with the prone penalty.
Forge: (( I'm still debating on if I want to pop my Dailies, which is why I didn't IGNITE ))
Threden: (( Thunderdragonzord ))
Serra: (( Augh, that's right. ))
Forge: (( Thundercougarlancedragon ))
Serra: (( Bleh, turn end. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: FUCK THIS NOISE.
* Faiz takes the remaining ambient energy from the lightning breath for THUNDER GAO
Faiz:
Henshin: Rolling Thunder • Minor Action • Lightning, Polymorph, Primal, Thunder • Personal
COMPLETE!!
Effect: Rolling Thunder Form! Gain resist 3 to all damage and +1 AC. Once per round when you hit an enemy with a melee attack, each enemy marked by you takes 4 thunder damage. Allows use of Stone Thunder Buster. Form lasts for the rest of the encounter.
Forge: (( The good news is he's on his back. Truck 'im. ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 5
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 21 hit points.
Faiz: NICE TO SEE YOU TWO AGAIN!!
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Blood Fury Falchion +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal
STANDING BY~.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +2d4+2d8 damage on crit (+2d4+2d12 damage instead while bloodied)
Faiz: (( Done. ))
Forge: Let us show this annoying creature might which is tempered in steel!
* Faiz glares over at the Warden. "HEHEH."
Imban: The heroes are ambushed!
Taemhain: (( whoops! ))
Serra: (( Oh no, a wild Kittenban appears? ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Forge: (( I was honestly expecting the Bruces to be secret Red Hand goblins. ))
Taemhain: (( aha! something for me to hit ))
* Satyr Rake 1 charges and sucker-stabs Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. Ac => 3 + 13 = 16
* Satyr Rake 1 misses miserably, even though it forgot CA!
Faiz: (( Shouldn't he be one right, then, since nearest square? ))
Satyr Rake 1: (( Sure ))
* Satyr Rake 1 feints at Serra!
* Satyr Rake 2 does it.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Reflex => 20 + 10 = 30
Satyr Rake 2: Serra is distracted!
Serra: "Wait, what!?"
Forge: (( Oh Kid, stay classy. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC. STAB! => 1 + 14 = 15
Adric Kain: That never works when I try it on her.
Forge: (( CLASSY ))
Azar Macan: (( BWAHAHAHAHA ))
Threden: (( The saytr stabs itself instead. ))
* Satyr Rake 2 utterly botches his attack, though! But springs away, landing next to Wolfsbane!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 5 + 12 = 17
* Satyr Rake 2 sucks, fails
Azar Macan: (( BWAHAHAHAHA THE SECOND ))
Forge: (( That's Dave. ))
* Wolfsbane sticks her tounge our at it.
Forge: (( Dave was never very good at this. ))
* Satyr Rake 3 charges Faiz.
Satyr Rake 3: (( hmm... ))
Satyr Rake 3: (( Are Rake #3 and the lizard flanking Faiz? ))
Forge: (( I believe so. ))
Faiz: (( I'd say no...? ))
Serra: (( They are. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. AC Shankshank => 17 + 15 = 32
Azar Macan: (( if he was just a one square in that square, would he be? ))
Faiz: (( WHICH square? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+2d6+4 => 6 + 8 + 4 = 18
Faiz: Faiz loses 18 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( To your right ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Okay then yes. ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Imban: (( Oh wait, hold on ))
Faiz: (( Res 3. ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok ))
The Warden: (( Oh wait, misread how that power works. Hold off ))
Faiz: (( w-what ))
Forge: (( You actually die, and so does your next character ))
Imban: (( uhh, Warden has a thing that triggers on bloodied heroes, but he needs to bloody them himself. ))
Imban: (( Keep going ))
Adric Kain: Hey did you hear? Everybody's dead, Dave.
* Adric Kain plays Flute at Dave.
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 26 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Dave: Dave loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Forge, hit him ))
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Dave: Dave loses 9 hit points.
* Forge spinkicks him in the back as he wanders.
Adric Kain: Hello Serra.
Serra: "Hi!"
Adric Kain: (( And before I finish does anyone want more heals? ))
Adric Kain: (( Anyone like Faiz ))
Serra: (( I should be fine for now. ))
Faiz: (( I can bloody myself and shift in the same turn so if you feel like it go. ))
Adric Kain:
Revitalizing Incantation • Minor • Arcane, Healing
Feel lots better.
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge additionally the target gains temporary HP equal to their healing surge value.
Forge: (( Well now I'm gonna forever imagine that power as you just punching yourself in the chest like Captain Ginyu. ))
Faiz: (( ...haha jeez ))
Faiz: (( So how does that work, do I just act as if DOUBLE SURGE in the healing box? ))
Threden: (( Yum, 50% heal. ))
Imban: (( more or less ))
Adric Kain: (( Might as well yeah ))
Imban: (( just make sure you don't stack temp HP with temp HP by accident ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 38 hit points.
Imban: (( and if it goes over-max, raise your HP over max manually ))
Threden: (( I just treat temp HP as a heal if I'm below max HP, since we forget to apply it otherwise. ))
Adric Kain: (( SO I LIKE THAT POWER ))
Faiz: (( Hilariously enough I was at the exact point of BEING max. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( I think Faiz likes it too ))
Forge: (( Yeah that is a great power. And you still have your two regular heals? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))
Faiz: (( He gets three now, actually, doesn't he? ))
Forge: (( Leaders are awesome. ))
Adric Kain: (( The regular ones are class abilities. ))
Adric Kain: (( I get my two uses of the class ones and that one, I think ))
Adric Kain: Also done.
Adric Kain: (( Err...done ))
Imban: (( Yes, I moved it to Azar already ))
Azar Macan: (( Hm...May as well try! ))
Azar Macan: Osaou, let's go!
* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 VULCAN CLIMB! => 7 + 3 = 10
Forge: (( Also for those of you playing at home, you are now imagining Osaou sounds like Giant Robo ))
Azar Macan: (( that...works, right? ))
Imban: You climb like an awkward and particularly flightless bird, but barely scrabble up to the top.
* Azar Macan pose, curse!
Azar Macan: TAKE THIS!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 28 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7
Dave: Dave loses 8 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 7
Dave: Dave loses 7 hit points.
Imban: (( what's osaou's bonus, since I know I forgot it ))
Forge: (( 2 I think ))
Azar Macan: (( +2 ))
Dave: Dave loses 2 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( I should...add notes to my stuff at some point. ))
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain: (( and im back to not having anything to hit ))
Azar Macan: (( charge at 3? ))
Taemhain: (( i only have 5 move ))
Serra: (( Yeah, charge 3. ))
Serra: (( Move, then charge. ))
Serra: (( (You can do this in 4e) ))
Imban: (( yeah, and he's 7 away, so that's definitely chargeable ))
Forge: (( There, now we always know! ))
Taemhain: (( lets see if my macro works @.@ ))
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 31 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 25         Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 14
Satyr Rake 3: Satyr Rake 3 loses 25 hit points.
* Satyr Rake 3 is cleaved!
Forge: (( Is that a daily? ))
Azar Macan: (( fixed what was causing it to be wrong ))
Taemhain: "Hammer, meet face. Face, meet hammer."
Satyr Rake 3: (( no, it's an at-will on a charge ))
Azar Macan: (( stuph had at-will written instead of atwill ))
Azar Macan: (( which causes it to come out grey like that. ))
Forge: (( The color needs to be fixed then, since it's grey ))
Forge: (( Aha ))
Taemhain: (( oh its supposed to be green isnt it... ))
Bruce: OH GOD SO MUCH VIOLENCE
Imban: The villagers break and run!
Faiz: YES!
Faiz: RETURN TO YOUR HOMES, AND WITHIN THE MOMENT BASK IN THE GLORY OF THIS STUPID GNOLL AND HIS ASSHOLE DRAGON IS DEAD!
Taemhain: (( oh good, less adjacent zapping possibilities now ))
Forge: (( Oh good, Umb marked the dargon ))
Imban: Almost all of the villagers manage to flee the area!
Forge: (( I was a little worried he was going to angry at me ))
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: ROAAAAAAAR!!!
Taemhain: (( except number 6, who is apparently a slacker ))
Forge: (( Bruce 6 ain't afraid of nothing. ))
Imban: (( bruce 6 had to shift a lot ))
Faiz: (( Bruce 5 just keeps on farmin'. ))
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance stands up, then bites Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+20 vs. Reflex => 15 + 20 = 35
Serra: (( reflex-based chomp? bwuh? ))
Taemhain: (( well its going to be forever till my turn so im going to go poke the cookies again ))
Forge: (( Well unless a 1 is an auto-miss, that will never not hit. ))
Faiz: (( What the hell level is this thing to get a bonus like that? ))
Threden: (( That's a lot of to-hit. ))
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: (( it's apparently level 10. ))
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
Serra: (( it's probably got lots of pent-up anger from being compared to justin bieber. ))
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Threden is devoured by the Behir!
Forge: (( No one has a better Reflex than me, and mine is exactly 20 ))
Faiz: (( --what ))
Adric Kain: (( It wants Threden inside of him ))
Faiz: (( I... guess that's a grab...? ))
Imban: (( Threden is grabbed and can only attack the behir, basically. ))
Serra: (( it likes the taste of metal. ))
Imban: (( it's like a grab kai ))
Threden: (( Silly Thunderdragonzord, robots are not tasty. Unless you want to combine. ))
Faiz: (( Also if he gets out of that he should totally be notprone, I'm just sayin'. ))
Imban: (( He can try to escape as usual, yes. ))
Forge: (( Do we hurt Threden if we attack the dargon? ))
Imban: (( With ally-hostile areas, yes ))
Adric Kain: (( Does this ignore logic like the Behir being able to attack him with non biting things still? ))
Forge: (( Also for the record dargon is intentional ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( What's an escape action? Standard? ))
Imban: (( Umm, looking itu p ))
Imban: (( move, acrobatics vs. reflex or athletics vs. fort ))
Forge: (( So here's a dumb question. Is the Thunderlance resistant to thunder? ))
Imban: (( While normally I wouldn't say, no. It's lightning-elemental, not thunder-elemental, despite the name. :V ))
Threden: (( So, if i DO break free, I'm still prone. ))
Imban: (( Naah, I'll let you un-prone ))
Imban: (( Logic dictates that EATEN overrides prone. ))
Threden: (( Ok. ))
Faiz: (( You PUNCH YOURSELF OUT OF A DRAGON. I say that alone lets you stand up. ))
Threden: This unit is not good for digestive tracts.
Forge: (( Ok Gaiking, time to get away from Dvobrak or whatever that thing was called ))
Forge: (( Also am I correct in assuming it did not get up? ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+10 Athletics vs Fort => 6 + 10 = 16
Imban: (( it did. ))
Taemhain: (( it did ))
Imban: (( move -> stand, standard -> mogmog ))
Forge: (( Oh, ok. Blue border. ))
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance continues chewing on Threden.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 6   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 0 hit points.
The Warden: The Warden loses 4 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( silly Umb. ))
Faiz: (( Also I'd argue CA for being stabbed within the delicate fleshparts but yeah, I won't argue hard. ))
Threden: (( It worked good enough. ))
Taemhain: (( except for being lightning damage ))
Imban: (( Any advantage you would gain is negated by all the sharp teeth. ))
Faiz: (( ...Haha wow why did you-- ))
Forge: (( Sharp teeth, my one weakness ))
* The Warden sloooowly charges at Forge
Faiz:
Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly.
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 5 + 14 = 19
* The Warden misses
* The Warden saves off being dazed
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 7
* The Warden totally doesn't
* Forge sways back.
Forge has received initiative.
Threden: (( So, I can't HOLD IT? ))
The Warden: (( No, since that would involve attacking something other than the Behir. ))
Faiz: (( Unless the dragon knocks you into the Warden... ))
Imban: (( Actually, I don't think you can re-mark the Warden at all. ))
* Forge turns the sway into a cartwheel of sorts, then launches into the air off the power of his mighty Forge arms.
Forge: SUPAAAAA
* Forge flips in midair to be properly aligned
Forge: INAZUMAAAAA
* Forge kick.
Forge: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
Forge:
Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder
Super Inazuma Kick
Attack = 20 vs. Fort       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 9   Thunder       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 4 Thunder damage.
Threden: (( Well, if grapple says "can't attack", then the mark would persist, since it's not an attack. ))
Faiz: (( "That-- that was on Dave" ))
Imban: (( Oh, ok. Well, then that attack was at 2 less. But don't you need to re-mark? ))
Forge: (( That was on the dargon but I miss everyone anyway. ))
Forge: (( Unless Teals wants to help. ))
Serra: (( Ehh, doubt it's worth it. ))
Adric Kain: (( I don't think it can add +3 ))
Serra: (( Only 9 damage. ))
Threden: (( I just assume to remark, since we started using the halos. I remove it when it's not possible to remark. ))
Serra: (( It can, but I'd have to augment and roll high. ))
Forge: Hrgh.
Forge: (( Done ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( hm. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Serra, you still need moving? ))
Serra: (( Yes, please ))
* Wolfsbane flings a ball of dust at the psion, who suddenly levitates
Wolfsbane: "Get a move on, don't just sulk around in the back like that!"
Serra: "Okay!"
Serra: (( I move how far? ))
Wolfsbane: (( 5 ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh wait 6 ))
Serra: (( Here's fine ))
* Wolfsbane burns a minor for divine favor.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Bieber Will (Bane) => 19 + 11 = 30
Wolfsbane: (( Oh look, all of it's defenses are -5 ))
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance is baned
* Wolfsbane end turn.
Forge: (( Man I should have held. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Ah well, only 9 damage ))
Threden: (( (Thunderdragonzord) I VILL KRUSH YOU ))
Serra: "Alright, if that didn't work, let's try something different then!"
Serra: "Enjoy a nice roaring headache, dragon thing!"
Forge: (( Ooh, what about Betrayal? ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Thunderlancedragon, vs Will => 18 + 9 = 27
Forge: (( We actually haven't seen that in a while ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+5 Damage, -2 to all defenses until end of next turn => 14 + 5 = 19
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 19 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( Oh god, does that...stack? ))
Faiz: (( "I make the dragon spit Threden out. At the Warden." ))
Serra: (( It does! ))
Serra: (( It's now down -7 all. ))
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance is now autohit by everything, explodes into loss
Threden: (( We did, in fact, determine a few sessions ago that they're supposed to stack. ))
Forge: (( FAIZ. ))
Forge: (( END HIM. ))
* Serra is done
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Maaan. ))
Faiz: (( Here I was gonna SUPER GAO but hrrm. ))
Taemhain: (( 26 hp, make with the murderin' ))
Faiz: (( But. Heheh. ))
* Faiz rumbles. "SO GLAD I FINALLY GET THE CHANCE TO KILL YOUR ASS."
Faiz:
EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal
CHARGE UP!!
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.
Faiz:
Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Close Burst 1
IMPACT!!
Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 6
Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.
Faiz:
EX Attack = 19       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 13
Faiz:
EX Attack = 14       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 13
Faiz: (( Oh come ON ))
Faiz: (( Imban? ))
Imban: (( ... Well the 19 hits either the Warden or the Dragon, your choice ))
Serra: (( Alas, I cannot Adept's Insight 1s into hitting. ))
Faiz: (( Bah. Dragon. Sigh. ))
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 11 hit points.
Faiz: (( And because THAT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT ))
Faiz:
ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 6
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Faiz:
EX Attack = 26       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 13
Faiz:
EX Attack = 19       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 13
The Warden: The Warden loses 11 hit points.
Satyr Rake 1: Satyr Rake 1 loses 11 hit points.
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 11 hit points.
Imban: (( I decided to just interpret that in a way such that you hit everything. Was it pity, or...?! >_> ))
Faiz: (( Take it as you'd like. ))
Azar Macan: (( FAIZ IS SO POWERFUL HE BENDS THE ROLL OUTCOMES TO FIT PERFECTLY ))
Faiz: (( God dammit. ))
Forge: (( FAIZ IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS ATTACK MISS ))
* Satyr Rake 1 drops a Harrying Strike into Faiz's back!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. AC => 12 + 15 = 27
* Satyr Rake 1 shifts ... 0, because it can't, and attacks again!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. AC => 1 + 15 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d6+2d6+4 => 2 + 4 + 4 = 10
Faiz: Faiz loses 10 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 3 hit points.
Serra: (( Uhh, how does it hit on a 1? ))
Dave: (( it doesn't ))
Faiz: (( I think he was doing the first hit. ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Forge: (( He attacked twice, yeah ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Regain Harrying Strike for Dave => 4
* Dave doesn't.
* Dave sucker-stabs Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. AC => 16 + 15 = 31
* Imban rolls: 1d6+2d6+4 => 2 + 8 + 4 = 14
Forge: Forge loses 14 hit points.
Forge: (( So hey Mecha, if you can make something in this clusterfuck of things move past me I'd be your buddy ))
* Satyr Rake 3 feints at Taemhain!
Adric Kain: (( Sure ))
Taemhain: (( oh noes! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Taemhain's Reflex => 17 + 11 = 28
Adric Kain: (( Alternately I can murder the dragon ))
* Satyr Rake 3 guts Taemhain's beer gut!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Taemhain's AC => 2 + 15 = 17
Forge: (( Well if I can hit something I can instakill the dargon with a flurry and then steal its soul ))
* Satyr Rake 3 shifts away
Taemhain: "Why did my anvil not protect me??"
* Satyr Rake 3 slaughters Forge!
Adric Kain: (( Oh, good point ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. Forge's AC! => 2 + 15 = 17
* Satyr Rake 3 is really a loser.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: Not today, little man.
Azar Macan: (( Dave's cousin, Bave ))
Adric Kain: (( Is there a check to climb on the roof or is it just difficult terrain? ))
Forge: (( Athletics, DC10 ))
Taemhain: (( athletics i think ))
Azar Macan: (( dc 10 athletics ))
Imban: (( Athletics DC 10 ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+2 Atheletics => 11 + 2 = 13
Taemhain: (( hmm, does the warden count as 2 spaces away? ))
Faiz: (( 3. ))
Imban: (( yes, you can charge ))
Threden: (( 3. ))
Taemhain: (( :3 ))
Imban: (( 2 spaces for charging, is what Stuph meant. ))
Wolfsbane: "Why hello there, Adric."
Adric Kain: Gordon, Bennet, Chen. Yes, everybody's dead Dave!
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 23 vs. Will       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Forge: (( That's a reference I don't get ))
Adric Kain: (( Red Dwarf ))
Dave: Dave loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( And hit him Blaine ))
Forge: (( Oh right ))
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7
* Forge jumps up and kicks Dave in the face!
Dave: Dave loses 19 hit points.
* Forge then spins around and runs up to the dragon's face.
Forge: Hello. Your soul is mine.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Juvenile Behir Thunderlance: Juvenile Behir Thunderlance loses 8 hit points.
* Forge does, in fact, take its soul! Helmet Soul: 1
* Juvenile Behir Thunderlance perishes, dropping Threden to the ground!
Taemhain: (( that thing is just coated in status marks @.@ ))
* Forge shakes his hand slightly.
Faiz: ...SHAME.
Forge: That feels odd.
Threden: This unit is unharmed from the experience.
Azar Macan: (( Umb is still prone, though. ))
Faiz: (( Dibs on the Warden, anyway. ))
Forge: You will be happy to know it is not only dead, but its immortal spirit now resides in my headgear.
Faiz: FANCY.
Imban: (( He is. I decided to leave him prone, since he flopped out of its corpse rather than gracefully escaping ))
Imban: (( Adric, anything else or? ))
Imban: (( Mecha is off playing TOR ;_; ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( No I'm done ))
Adric Kain: (( Sorry I thought I said that ))
Azar Macan: Hm. Soul stealing constructs. That's...different.
Forge: (( Also I need to remember my acrobatics dodge ))
Azar Macan: Osaou!
* Osaou waves at the satyrs
* Azar Macan charges up energy around his arms, and...
Azar Macan: HAAA!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 27 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6
Azar Macan: (( dave. ))
Dave: Dave loses 20 hit points.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 17 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6
* Bave dodges aside.
Azar Macan: (( other guy, hits. ))
Bave: (( ?! ))
Azar Macan: (( I have CA against dudes in Osaou's aura. ))
Bave: (( Oh ok ))
Bave: Bave loses 14 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 8
Azar Macan: Goodbye, Dave.
Dave: Dave loses 8 hit points.
Adric Kain: I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that.
* Dave expires.
Serra: (( Curse Cube, or what? ))
Forge: (( How wide is Osaou's aura? ))
Faiz: (( Adjacent. ))
Azar Macan: (( only 1 square around him, yeah. ))
Forge: (( Aha. ))
Forge: (( Also don't forget cursplosion ))
Azar Macan: (( It's why I had him wave at the satyrs, he was...distracting them. ))
Forge: (( Since a cursed dude died ))
Azar Macan: (( OH, YES. ))
Azar Macan: (( been a while since that's applied well. ))
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
* Azar Macan Judgements all those who oppose him...well, nearby at least.
Taemhain has received initiative.
Taemhain:
Howling Strike · Standard · Primal, Weapon ·
With a blood-freezing scream, you throw yourself into the fray.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 20         Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 14
* The Warden parries.
Taemhain: (( aww, 2 shy ; ; ))
The Warden: (( Wait no ))
Faiz: (( No, it hits. ))
Faiz: (( He is MEGA FLANKED, dude. ))
Azar Macan: (( you included CA? ))
The Warden: The Warden loses 20 hit points.
Taemhain: (( not in a macro ))
* The Warden stabbed!
Taemhain: "Hello!"
The Warden: KILL YOU.
Faiz: KILL YOU!
Taemhain: "I'm sure you'll try."
Taemhain: (( im done~ ))
Bruce: "AHH KEEP RUNNING"
Imban: All the villagers have successfully escaped! Except for the one who's dead.
Adric Kain: Huh. I guess I lied to Dave. Bruce wasn't dead.
* Imban eats the corpses, too.
Faiz: (( TECHNIQUE BONUS +150 ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( Skill point unlocked! ))
* Threden stands
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 7   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
The Warden: The Warden loses 7 hit points.
Threden: (( Done ))
The Warden: (( So hey I can't read tonight. I shouldn't have knocked Threden prone with Warden's hit in round 1. That's okay though. ))
Faiz: (( Not like he did much of anything at that point. ))
* The Warden smashes its heavy flail into Taemhain, provoking a counter from Threden!
Threden: (( Hey, I could have done something else... ))
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 26 vs. Fort       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
The Warden: The Warden loses 10 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 vs. AC => 16 + 13 = 29
The Warden: (( oops, forgot the -2 ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+7 => 5 + 7 = 12
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 12 hit points.
The Warden: Taemhain is knocked prone!
Taemhain: (( do i get to save? ))
Imban: (( yes ))
Adric Kain: (( Are you sure this time? ))
* Stuph rolls: 1d20 => 12
Imban: (( yeah, it only happens to bloodied people ))
Threden: (( That was the thing you were talking about earlier? Or is that a different power? ))
Imban: (( yes ))
Imban: The scent of blood fills the air, and Bave lashes out at Taemhain!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 20 + 14 = 34
Taemhain: Taemhain loses 10 hit points.
Taemhain: (( oh dear :/ ))
Forge has received initiative.
Imban: (( oh, right, Warden saves ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 MAYBE I'LL STOP BEING DAZED. => 15
Forge: (( Can I shift through ally squares? ))
* The Warden is no longer dazed!
Imban: (( Yes, as long as you don't end in them ))
Forge: (( ALRIGHT. ))
* Forge hunkers down in anger, having enough of the beating of his noble friend with the impeccable beard jewelry.
Forge: Choukyuu...
Forge: Haou!
Forge: DEEEENEEEEIDAAAAAAN!!
Forge:
Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
Attack = 29 vs. Ref       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 5
Bave: Bave loses 19 hit points.
Serra: (( You need to roll to hit for the others ))
Azar Macan: (( SO. that one auto-crits, then he has to roll a new attack roll for the rest, right? ))
Forge: (( Ok, I waited first so I'd know. ))
Imban: (( since he crit, he just needs to roll the whole thing again, yes ))
Forge:
Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
Attack = 19 vs. Ref       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5
The Warden: The Warden loses 14 hit points.
Imban: (( and one more attack only ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+9 => 3 + 9 = 12
* Satyr Rake 1 avoids the attack.
* Forge turns to the Warden, and headbutts him.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
The Warden: The Warden loses 6 hit points.
Bave: Bave loses 2 hit points.
Imban: (( Forgot Osaou damage ))
Forge:
Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal
Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse.
Effect: Gain 6 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 6 HP.
* Osaou waves
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 12 hit points.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
* Wolfsbane healing word -> Tae
* Regris rolls: 2d6+4 Plus this much => 6 + 4 = 10
Taemhain: (( so i do a surge plus that right? ))
Adric Kain: (( yep ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+10 Will vs Warden (Aura Shot) => 15 + 10 = 25
* Wolfsbane uses her Item Power!
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 26 hit points.
* Regris rolls: 1d8+6 Damage +4 Fire to all enemies in Burst 2 => 5 + 6 = 11
The Warden: The Warden loses 11 hit points.
Bave: Bave loses 4 hit points.
Satyr Rake 1: Satyr Rake 1 loses 4 hit points.
Imban: (( +4 to the main one too? ))
Wolfsbane: "Fwoosh, ahaha~"
Wolfsbane: (( Yes. ))
The Warden: The Warden loses 4 hit points.
* Wolfsbane end turn
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Go kill one of the satyrs I guess, Tiles~ ))
Adric Kain: (( or do the area thing to get Bave and the Warden ))
Faiz: (( I do extra damage to all my marked targets when I hit a guy. ))
Faiz: (( Eh... whatever. ))
Serra: (( Ah, right. ))
Serra: (( I can't really kill Bave unless I augment 2 mind thrust and roll fairly well. ))
Serra: (( So I may as well set up rake 1 for a beatdown. ))
Forge: (( Testing a macro really quick, don't mind this ))
Forge:
Tumbling Dodge • Immediate Interrupt • Personal
God Shadow
Acrobatics = 15       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9
Divide check by 10, and add result to all defenses. If attack now misses, shift 1 square.
Forge: (( Jawsome. ))
* Serra looks at the far satyr. "You! It's your turn to enjoy a roaring headache for your shifty ways!"
Adric Kain: (( 10 points for G Gundam reference. -Infinity+1 for Street Sharks Reference ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Rake 1, vs Will => 17 + 9 = 26
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+5 Damage, -2 to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 14 + 5 = 19
Satyr Rake 1: Satyr Rake 1 loses 19 hit points.
Satyr Rake 1: Augh!
Serra: (( Done ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz glowers down at the Warden. "AND NOW YOU DIE~!"
* Faiz EX GAO
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Stone Thunder Buster • Standard Action • Lightning, Polymorph, Primal, Thunder, Weapon • Close Burst 1
BREAK!!
Attack = 14 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 16   Lightning       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Miss: Half damage. Effect: All enemies marked by you take 4 thunder damage.
The Warden: The Warden loses 8 hit points.
Satyr Rake 1: Satyr Rake 1 loses 4 hit points.
* The Warden collapses, mangled.
Faiz: (( Satyr takes 8 too. ))
Threden: (( Rake 1 should take 8 as well, I think? ))
Taemhain: "That'll teach you to threaten a dwarf."
Satyr Rake 1: Satyr Rake 1 loses 8 hit points.
The Warden: The Warden loses 4 hit points.
The Warden: (( fixed. ))
Faiz: AHAHAHA, MAN. THAT FELT SO GOOD.
Faiz: NOW! LET'S FINISH UP HERE.
* Satyr Rake 1 recovers Harrying Attack
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
* Satyr Rake 1 doesn't.
Satyr Rake 1: "I'm not paid enough for this...!"
Faiz: WHAT.
Faiz: WHAT.
* Bave recover Harrying Attack
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
Taemhain: "They get paid??"
Adric Kain: Apparently
* Bave shanks Forge!
Faiz: OH YOU DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THAT ASSHOLE AND LIVE.
Adric Kain: (( No Boost Spier? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 16 + 12 = 28
Faiz: (( Already burned it. ))
Adric Kain: (( Ahh ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Forge: Forge loses 8 hit points.
* Bave pulls his bow and shoots again at Forge as he shifts away!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 3 + 12 = 15
Bave: "The better part of valor...!"
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Hmm.
Adric Kain: (( Should I go for Bave or Rake? ))
Threden: (( Bave. ))
Azar Macan: Perhaps they were hired by the rival dwarf clan?
Taemhain: (( well im not catching either of them and i have to leave in ten minutes so.... ))
Adric Kain: Oh, don't leave now. The fun's just getting started!
Adric Kain:
Impelling Force • Standard • Arcane, Force, Implement
A bolt of force shoves a foe next to one of your allies.
Attack = 26 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 9   Force       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You slide the target 5 squares to a space adjacent to one of your allies.  
Faiz: (( You can charge Bave from here. ))
Bave: (( Um, I'm not sure that's legal. ))
Serra: (( It has to end adjacent I think. ))
Imban: (( That is not: A space adjacent to any of your allies. ))
Adric Kain: (( Bleh, sec ))
Adric Kain: (( Meh, screw it. Action point ))
Adric Kain: (( Or does the attack just not work at all? ))
Imban: (( Oh, uh ))
Imban: (( If you want the attack to work properly I'll just let it, this fight is basically over ))
Bave: Bave loses 9 hit points.
* Adric Kain ACTION POINT
Bave: "Or not. Um."
Bave: "How about I surrender?"
Adric Kain: You're such a loser for wanting t....oh.
Faiz: NOPE.
Adric Kain: Ummm...
Bave:
Azar Macan: Information is a valuable tool.
Forge: You can come with us.
Forge: I'm sure you would fit in my headpiece.
Azar Macan: Knowing more about the situation between these dwarf clans could be useful.
Adric Kain: Let's allow him to live. I need some way of getting you exposition after all.
Faiz: I'M SURE THERE'S A SPOT IN MY GAUNTLETS SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T ALREADY COVERED IN BLOOD.
Bave:
Adric Kain: Unfortunately for the other one (since I already action pointed)
Taemhain: (( and back briefly ))
Adric Kain: (( do I need to roll to move off the roof? ))
Imban: (( no ))
* Adric Kain makes Rake 1 TASTE THE RAINBOW
Adric Kain: (( Or not, because I'm out of range ))
* Satyr Rake 1 skittled.
* Satyr Rake 1 not skittled? :
Adric Kain: You're a loser for leaving the party early. Feel bad
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 19 vs. Will       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Satyr Rake 1: Satyr Rake 1 loses 9 hit points.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( yeah I forgot TASTE THE RAINBOW is range 5 ))
Azar Macan: (( so should I attempt to MURDER this last one, or? ))
Taemhain: (( i vote yes ))
Forge: (( Hey if it's still alive and not fully disarmed and surrendered by my turn I'm gonna try to kill it. ))
Adric Kain: (( Bave surrendered. The other one didn't ))
Forge: (( Souls for the Soulhat ))
Azar Macan: Hup!
Azar Macan: DO YOU FEAR THE POWER OF SUN VULCAN?!
Satyr Rake 1: Actually yes right now I do!
Adric Kain: If you surrender they might be convinced to let you live!
Azar Macan: Then, surrender or face mighty judgement!
* Satyr Rake 1 throws his weapons down and assumes the orz position.
Adric Kain: Except Faiz. He wants to kill everything.
Taemhain: (( flav? ))
Faiz: (( Flava Flaaaaaaav ))
Taemhain: (( yeah, thats what i was thinking ))
Taemhain: (( and now i officially poofdah~ ))
Azar Macan: (( SUCCESS ))
Imban: All the remaining enemies are neutralized!
Adric Kain: (( HAVE FUN ))
Faiz: MAYBE I CAN GET THEM TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
Serra: (( Hooray! ))
Threden: (( Suddenly, the simulation crashes. ))
Stuph is disconnected.
Faiz: OR I'LL JUST STAB THEM WITH EACH SWORD.
Forge: (( Flava Baaaaaaave ))
Lotho Elberesk: "Tch."
Serra: (( bruce got a name change!? ))
Lotho Elberesk: "We did not ask for your help, strangers."
* Lotho Elberesk sighs and moves over to the corpse, examining it.
Tilus is disconnected.
Faiz: YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING SO WELL NOT DYING.
Imban: (( brb food ))
Adric Kain: It was foolish enough to attack this group, and they struck back. Helping you was only incidental.
Tilus has connected.
Tilus: (( Dunno what happened there. ))
Adric Kain: (( Stop downloading porn. Or Aquarion ))
Forge: (( Same thing ))
Serra: (( I'm actually not downloading anything. ))
Adric Kain: (( No, Aquarion is hotter because it has giant, smooth, throbbing robots. ))
Forge: (( Berp ))
Imban: (( Back ))
Forge: (( Ok, it was just quiet ))
Adric Kain: (( What's for dinner Imban? ))
Lotho Elberesk: (( pasta ))
Adric Kain: (( With sauce? ))
Lotho Elberesk: "It is tragic that young Bruce here died, but if you had not come along, he would have been the only one to die."
Forge: (( What kind of pasta has no sauce? ))
Lotho Elberesk: "The queen's wrath will surely come down upon us now. Where will you outsiders be then, I wonder?"
Faiz: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! WOULD'VE FOUND THE WARDEN ANYWAY!
Forge: In her face I would imagine.
Faiz: I MEAN HE ONLY LIVES IN THIS DAMN PLACE.
Serra: "Except nobody else has died yet."
Adric Kain: And knowing this group we'll be tracking down and killing the Queen before long.
Azar Macan: Queen?
Adric Kain: Though...is she attractive?
Azar Macan: ...Ardic.
* Serra facepalms.
Adric Kain: Fiiiiine.
Lotho Elberesk: "We've never seen this 'Queen Shephatiah' or the place she claims to come from. We only know it's deep in the desert, and that one of their men mentioned it as being called Karak."
Faiz: YEAH... OF COURSE.
Azar Macan: Oh, we were going there.
Adric Kain: That's where we were going anyway, isn't it?
Forge: You are in luck. We are heading there already.
Adric Kain: There you go. Problem solved!
Faiz: GUESS WHAT? WE'RE ALREADY GONNA BURN THE PLACE DOWN!
Forge: So we might as well stop in on this queen and remove her from the mortal coil.
Lotho Elberesk: "Oh."
Azar Macan: Now, how about those hired goons. Who hired you to kill us?
Faiz: FEEL BETTER?
Adric Kain: We'll go there, kill everything guarding her. I'll try to woo her, ultimately fail, and lament that such a beauty has to die even as Faiz is shoving his oversized blade through her torso.
Lotho Elberesk: "Oh, the satyrs are Shephatiah's men."
Lotho Elberesk: "Feel free to kill them. It's not like you're giong to make anything worse."
Forge: That.... is an oddly likely scenario.
Bave:
Faiz: ...YEAH I CAN DO THAT.
Flav:
* Adric Kain looks to the two Satyrs.
Azar Macan: Shephatiah? Is he a dwarven lord, by any chance?
Adric Kain: That's the queen's name.
Forge: (( Shephatiah. "Wrex." ))
Azar Macan: Oh. My memory is...off.
Faiz: (( Oh right, temp HP. ))
Adric Kain: Though if she turns out to be a dwarf, I'll have to alter my prediction of events.
Faiz: Faiz loses 12 hit points.
Forge: Forge loses 6 hit points.
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Imban: (( Hey Faiz, idly, is your token anywhere? ))
Faiz: (( ...Huh? ))
Imban: (( like, on the interwebs ))
Adric Kain: (( Right below mine? ))
Imban: (( the image file ))
Faiz: (( Oh. You want another one? ))
Imban: (( or the picture of you ))
Faiz: (( Also which? ))
Imban: (( Just the one you're using really. ))
Forge: (( His charsheet has a full body lineart ))
Faiz: (( Off to the right~ ))
Imban: (( err, no, I wanted the picture for... ok ))
Faiz: (( Oh! ))
Faiz: (( Okay. Yeah. There's a full thing on the charsheet. ))
Forge: (( Can I spend a surge? ))
Imban: (( On what? ))
Faiz: (( Alternately http://soldoutcomic.com/Etc/Sketchdump/Faiz-Rah.gif for color-in' ))
Faiz: (( ...fuh ))
Faiz: (( http://soldoutcomic.com/Etc/Sketchdump/Faiz-Rah.gif ))
Imban: (( You can heal, of course. ))
Blaine is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 17 hit points.
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 12 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( Mecha's healing song is +4, right? ))
Serra: (( I'm assuming the healing song is going ))
Adric Kain: (( yes ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 17 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Which I forgot to apply to myself ))
Blaine has connected.
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 1 hit points.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Forge: (( That was weird. Anyway can I spend a surge? ))
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Adric Kain: (( yeah ))
Forge: (( Ok ))
Adric Kain: (( and I have the healing song going ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 13 hit points.
Forge: (( Plus 4? ))
Adric Kain: (( yep ))
Serra: (( Yeah ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Faiz: (( So uh. Imban...? ))
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane is healed and gains 16 hit points.
Forge: (( I don't want to spend a second for just a little HP ))
Imban: (( Hi, Sorry. ))
Faiz: (( Just curious. ))
Imban: (( Your DM has become confused! ))
Threden: (( It hits itself in it's confusion. ))
Forge: (( Actually... yeah I will spend a second. I didn't realize I was 14 under full. ))
Imban: (( ;_; ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Faiz: (( So why did you...? ))
Adric Kain: (( Are we gonna stop here? ))
Imban: (( No. ))
* Faiz rumbles, lets all that rock plating he kicked up from MAGNET POWER slough off~
Imban: Anyway, the heroes having defeated The Warden, they find out that if they continue through the desert following the map they were given in Overlook, they'll find both the place they're headed, and villains who need to be brought to justice.
Imban: They could spend the night in the town, or head out immediately.
Azar Macan: (( well, *I* don't need dailes recovered, but some others might. ))
Faiz: (( It'd help... ))
Forge: (( Well I'm down a Daily and three surges, so I wouldn't complain if we stayed. ))
Adric Kain: (( I didn't blow any dailies ))
Adric Kain: (( That said I don't mind either way ))
Serra: (( I've burned a daily attack and my daily use of strategist's epiphany. ))
Serra: (( I still have force spheres. ))
Forge: (( Eh, we might as well get fully refreshed since we can ))
Faiz: (( I still have Meteor Smash and Tremor Advance, but any excuse to regain rock tiger is a good one. ))
* Adric Kain hits the R key
Threden: (( Spend the night. We're not in a rush anyway. ))
Forge: (( Cue screen darkening and soft piano music ))
Serra: (( Yeah, let's spend the night. ))
Adric Kain: (( SUDDENLY ASSASSINS ))
Faiz: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?vld11IUnWDU ))
Faiz: (( --goddammit MapTool ))
Azar Macan: (( link that in the irc, Fleed ))
* Adric Kain plays that song. No he doesn't have a lute
Serra: (( Lyriel tosses you hers all the way from gates of heaven. ))
Serra: (( Since she doesn't seem to be needing it anymore. ))
Imban: Regardless, all of you wake up the next day, refreshed, and ready to head out into the desert.
Adric Kain: (( Is she attractive? ))
Serra: (( Yes! ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 1 hit points.
Faiz: (( I don't get anything out of DARKSECRET, just out of curiosity, right? ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Imban: (( ? ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 19 hit points.
Faiz: (( Nothin'. ))
Imban: (( A new map opens up: Trackless Desert ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Imban: Please place yourselves along the north in it.
Imban: SCREEEE
Imban: (( er, not north. Top. Which is east. ))
Imban: (( lol. ))
Threden: (( Silly maps. ))
Threden: (( Top should always be north. ))
Wolfsbane: (( It's a sand witch. ))
Forge: (( How the hell do you guys do that ))
Adric Kain: (( Arrange ---> Send to Back ))
Serra: "Hey, Adric. I think I see your future girlfriend up ahead."
Faiz: (( Marh? ))
Forge: (( Aha ))
Imban: As you travel, the intermittent desert landmarks you pass are a perfect match for the course set out by Bram’s directions. These are a scattered series of basalt pillars, the remnants of long-ago volcanic eruptions rising now like sentinels from the sand.
Adric Kain: Just for that I'm writing you in a one story only love interest.
Imban: Ahead, a figure emerges from a haze of wind-blown sand. The emaciated form of an elderly human female crawls toward you on hands and knees, her face lined and sunburned beneath the hood of a ragged cloak. Her voice raised against the wind, she calls out: “Turn back! Nothing but death awaits you in the heart of the desert!”
Serra: (( Sorry, it had to be done. XD ))
Faiz: BAH.
Faiz: NOTHING BUT DEATH AWAITED US IN THAT DWARF PLACE.
Adric Kain: Maybe I'll make it that one guy we let live.
Faiz: NOTHING BUT DEATH AWAITED US IN THE CASTLE.
Adric Kain: The one back in Overlook.
Wolfsbane: Yeah I think I'm the authority on death, here.
Old Crone: DEAAAAAATH!!!
* Wolfsbane holds up her holy symbol, to be sure.
Forge: Technically speaking, death awaits us everywhere, as we tend to kill a lot of things.
Wolfsbane: Yep, still my domain.
Faiz: LADY, THIS PLACE ISN'T NEARLY AS DEATH AS YOU'D THINK IT IS.
Threden: OBSERVATION: This unit does not "die".
Old Crone: O-ho-ho, are you sure...?
Adric Kain: What brought you out to this place anyway?
Old Crone: Turn back, or find out!
Faiz: YEAH CONSIDERING WHAT I KNOW.
Serra: "Thanks for the warning, ma'am, but we are quite well prepared to stare down death."
Old Crone: "You are not prepared!"
Faiz: ALSO HOW THE HELL ARE YOU LIVING HERE IF THIS PLACE IS DEATH?
Faiz: EH?
Old Crone: "...DEATH!"
* Faiz crosses his arms and rumbles.
Threden: QUESTION: Do you require assistance?
Faiz: (( I love how we're apparently having a shouting match across the entire map. ))
Forge: (( Also from the other side of a dune ))
Old Crone: "...yes! I am... stuck! Come here and help me!"
Faiz: ...WHAT.
Faiz:
Insight = 7       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4
Imban: Totally fucking trustworthy.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+11 Insight? => 6 + 11 = 17
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+11 Is it a trap? => 4 + 11 = 15
Forge: (( So Fleed since this is a desert, are your earthbending powers lessened? ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Ohohohohoh~!? => 10 + 3 = 13
Threden: (( Man, you could have just used your passive insight. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh wait no that's 20 ))
Faiz: (( Sand is totes okay. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 I actually do ahve a bluff check that's better than what I made it out to be >.> => 2 + 11 = 13
Old Crone: (( ahaha no I don't ))
Faiz: (( Forest/grass natural growth is what fucks me up. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+7 Insole => 12 + 7 = 19
* Old Crone is a trap.
Adric Kain: Oh yes, because THAT doesn't sound like a trap.
Adric Kain: She's probably going to summon giant scorpions or something.
Faiz: I... HMMN.
Adric Kain: Or sand golems.
Wolfsbane: Sandworms, perhaps?
* Faiz doesn't really... recognize her. Which at the moment is a bad thing. For her.
Wolfsbane: Oh, maybe a bulette.
Azar Macan: Samd beetles.
Adric Kain: Or a giant acid spitting sand worm.
Threden: (( Sand ninjas ))
Threden: (( Sand gnomes ))
Serra: "Or sand scorpion golems."
Forge: Water dragon.
Forge: It is possible.
Threden: OBSERVATION: This unit once encountered sand gnomes.
Imban: A patch of sand to the left of the old crone suddenly... stands up.
Razorclaw Stalker 1: You idiot.
Faiz: --WHAT
Wolfsbane: That's not any of those things.
Wolfsbane: I am sorely disappointed.
Forge: (( I like how this just devolved into the party talking amongst themselves about what could be the trap. ))
Serra: "I guess we all missed."
Adric Kain: Me too.
Razorclaw Stalker 1: They're not going to fall for it, so just rush them.
* Old Crone coughs, hacks, and turns into a hideous hag!
Adric Kain: Oh yes. Because that worked so well for the other three dozen some odd groups who tried that.
Forge: An ambush troop with a sense of when things have gone amiss. That is a new one.
Adric Kain: Be careful. They might have set up traps in the sand.
Razorclaw Stalker 1: Get them!
Faiz: ...YEAH. THEY HAVE.
Serra: "Don't worry, staying far away is my specialty."
Faiz: GUYS, I GOT THIS. I THINK.
Wolfsbane: "I fly, so~"
Faiz: DON'T...
* Faiz rumbles. "YEAH, DON'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW."
Wolfsbane: Uh, well if you say so.
Forge: (( Did I drop again. ))
Faiz: (( Nah. ))
Adric Kain: (( No. ))
Serra: (( Nope ))
Wolfsbane: (( no. ))
Imban: (( Nope. ))
Adric Kain: (( Are we rolling init? ))
Forge: (( Ok, just real quiet ))
Imban: (( Are you? Faiz might be trying to avoid that, but otherwise... ))
* Faiz keeps swords on his back... does a complicated little signal wave, towards the four.
Razorclaw Stalker 1: ...? It seems like that one is familiar with us.
* Azar Macan and Osaou tilt heads. the way birds do
Faiz: SO. HEY.
* Razorclaw Stalker 1 points his short sword at Faiz.
* Serra watches patiently as Faiz rumbles about.
Razorclaw Stalker 1: "Who are you and how do you know us?"
Adric Kain: ....wait.
Threden: Taking observational stance.
Adric Kain: Is FAIZ trying to engage in diplomacy?
Wolfsbane: And no popcorn in sight, sad day.
Forge: Stranger things have happened.
Faiz: I-- WELL.
Forge: Did we not used to know a goblin vampire?
* Faiz turns his head to the party, then back at the shifters. "YEAH I KNOW YOU GUYS PRETTY WELL."
Adric Kain: Yeah, he died back in the first book for dramatic effect.
Serra: "They know each other!?"
Adric Kain: But, you know. He's a vampire so if I ever need to bring him back I'll figure something out.
Forge: I was under the impression he simply went on his way. When he went on his way. In front of us.
Razorclaw Stalker 1: "I see. And how did THIS come about?"
Faiz: ...I LIVED WITH YOU FOR LIKE TWENTY YEARS, ASSBOAT.
Adric Kain: Oh, that's what happened in real life, but in a book that's just boring.
Razorclaw Stalker 1: "That's impo..."
Forge: Would not a casual parting leave room in a future story to account for his sudden return should he do so?
* Azar Macan and Osaou tilt heads other way
Adric Kain: Yes, but it also leaves the audience wondering what happened to him if he doesn't.
Razorclaw Stalker 2: "...the young master of the Fayne family did leave about that long ago, Owan."
Forge: Your craft is strange and steeped in falsehoods.
Wolfsbane: Aw, but it's more fun that way.
Faiz: LOOK YOU'VE STILL GOT TRAPS SET UP ALL ALONG THE DAMN PLACE AND IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I HAD TO LIKE, EXPOSE THEM ALL JUST TO PROVE I KNOW HOW TO MESS WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME TRAPS I BUILT WITH YOU GUYS ALL DAY.
Adric Kain: That's what being a fiction writer is all about. If you want an accurate telling of events, that's what Serra is for.
Forge: That... is a fair point. I concede.
Faiz: OWAN. ORG. CADE. DUMBASSES.
Adric Kain: Ergo in my world, Faiz is 5 feet tall, Threden is 12 feet tall, and all three of you are related.
Org: He... does know our names.
Forge: How would mechanical constructs we siblings?
Wolfsbane: What a touching... neighborhood reunion.
Cade: Then there's no doubt about it. He IS Faiz Fayne. If he hadn't left us, we might not be in the situation we are right now...
Forge: (( be* ))
Adric Kain: I don't know. I'm not a smut writer.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Faiz's diplomatic skill has not suffered degredation.
Faiz: I-- WHAT.
Azar Macan: ...wait, what.
Adric Kain: The most allusion to reproduction that ever happens is a blown out candle behind a closed door.
Serra: "These guys old friends of yours, Faiz?"
* Faiz turns his head back. "UH... YEAH."
Adric Kain: Does that mean they're going to not try to kill us?
* Faiz shrugs!
Azar Macan: SUN VULCAN SAYS GOOD FOR YOU!
Owan: A hero like you is born maybe once or twice a generation. Without you around, we had to swear allegiance to Queen Shephatiah to survive.
Cade: Thankfully, we still had a leader without you, but...
Faiz: --WAIT WHAT. HERO? I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A HERO.
Faiz: EVEN IF I KINNA...
Serra: "...Wait, born?"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+17 vs. Faiz's AC => 7 + 17 = 24
Imban: Suddenly, something bursts up from the ground under Faiz, blasting him off of his feet!
* Imban rolls: 2d6+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Forge: It is not uncommon to be considered born rather than made by those close to the creator.
Faiz: Faiz loses 8 hit points.
Faiz: OH YOU FUCKER
Threden: OBSERVATION: Many construct developers use mortal terms to refer to the creation.
* Kaixa unburrows from the sand.
Azar Macan: (( AHAHAHAHAHA ))
Forge: (( Oh god. ))
Faiz: (( HAHAHAHAHA ))
* Kaixa levels a lance at Faiz.
Adric Kain: (( AHAHAHAHA ))
Wolfsbane: Oh... oh huh.
Threden: (( PFFTHAHA ))
Serra: (( WHAT ))
Kaixa: "I'm surprised you chose to come back here now."
Adric Kain: (( Kamen Rider joke. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I get it's a KR joke but I sure don't get it ))
Faiz: (( I admit I was gonna use that as a pseudonym but fuck it, this is gonna be amazing. ))
Adric Kain: (( In Faiz, the jerk ass villain Rider was named Kaixa ))
Serra: (( No it's a KH joke. ))
Serra: (( Oh ))
Faiz: OH! HI.
Serra: (( I thought this was Heartless!Faiz. ))
Adric Kain: (( And the symbol was an X (because...greek letters or some shit) ))
Threden: (( Heartlesses are like, the person's name backwards with an X in it. ))
Forge: (( Nah that'd be like.. Zaxif ))
Faiz: (( God, no. ))
Kaixa: "I looked up to you, but after you left, I had to humble myself and ally with that stupid 'Queen' that lives in the ruins."
Faiz: ...OH.
Wolfsbane: We were going to stomp her face in.
Adric Kain: We could go kill her!
Faiz: WELL HEY IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION I TOTALLY SHANKED THE WARDEN IN THE FACE LAST NIGHT.
Kaixa: "I figured."
Forge: (( Also they're not necessarily backwards, just jumbled. Roxas for example ))
Adric Kain: You know, unless she's into...
* Adric Kain looks around.
Adric Kain: Nevermine.
Adric Kain: (( Nevermind ))
Kaixa: "On the other hand, though, I'm kind of itching to see which one of us is better now."
Faiz: ...HAHA. ARE YA.
Kaixa: "So how's this sound? A duel, between me, and all of you!"
Owan: "Lord Kaixa!"
Adric Kain: That's not a duel.
Kaixa: "Stand down, and let them pass if they can defeat me."
Cade: "...understood."
Serra: (( Guess what! Pizza has arrived. ))
Adric Kain: That's like...a gang battle.
Serra: (( AFK for ~15-20 mins. ))
Wolfsbane: (( shaaare ))
Adric Kain: (( Do you get pizza ever saturday? ))
Howling Hag: "I will report this to the queen, you kno--"
Serra: (( No, just random days ))
Forge: (( Are you not aware pizza is super easy to eat at a computer? ))
Serra: (( Every couple weeks or so ))
Org: "Then YOU can go help Kaixa."
Kaixa: "Hmph."
Adric Kain: (( His family might want him there for dinner for... ))
Kaixa: (( Initiative! ))
Adric Kain: (( I dunno, togetherness and shit ))
Faiz: ALRIGHT, BITCHTRAIN, LET'S RUMBLE.
Faiz:
Initiative = 20       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 4
Wolfsbane: So there's traps everywhere, you say? Hmm.
Forge: (( Ok let's see if this works ))
Adric Kain: (( ADD 1 ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+4 Init go => 3 + 4 = 7
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+7+1 Initiative => 3 + 7 + 1 = 11
* Azar rolls: 1d20+4 GO TIME! => 2 + 4 = 6
Faiz: (( It even goes that far?I thought it was only within 2. ))
Forge: (( Ok I need to work on that still. ))
Adric Kain: (( It's 5, so not Faiz ))
* Azar Macan is Tilus, today
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
Faiz: (( Oh! Okay. ))
Adric Kain: (( Also ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, uh, that's 7. ardic's helm and all ))
Adric Kain: (( *Punches Tilus, takes his pizza, and gives him his shitty Init rolls back ))
* Serra takes a nap.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+5+1 (Standing By) => 13 + 5 + 1 = 19
Adric Kain: (( I'd offer to control her but I don't know how her shit works. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Kaixa => 11 + 9 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Hag => 11 + 7 = 18
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Incidentally could I have stood up while this whold exchange was going on? ))
Faiz: (( *whole ))
Imban: (( Oh, yes ))
Faiz: (( Just curious since that was kind of an involved conversation. ))
Adric Kain: Just so you know in the book this is going to be a one on one fight between the two of you. And it'll probably end up destroying a bunch of the landscape, so go nuts.
Forge: Facing all of us is a poor choice.
Faiz: CAN DO!!
Kaixa: Bring it on, tin can.
Forge: (( Any of this difficult? ))
Kaixa: (( No ))
Forge: (( Excellent. ))
Faiz: DIDN'T THINK I'D HAVE TO COME BACK HERE. HOW FORTUNATE.
Forge: Dynamite.. KICK!!
Forge:
Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder
Dynamite Kick
Attack = 13 vs. Ref       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes an extra 6 if at full health.
Forge: (( Fucking serious? Christ. ))
* Kaixa blocks Forge's foot with his lance.
Forge: (( Done ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: ORG! OWAN! CADE!
Faiz: GO DISABLE THE TRAPS.
Org: Riiight.
Faiz: NOT FALLING INTO A STUPID HOLE WHILE I'M BUSY.
* Faiz flips his sword about in one hand. "WHAT A PAIN...
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal
SMASHING.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit
* Faiz backs up, and...!!
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 5
* Kaixa parries.
Azar Macan: (( KID HATES ))
Faiz: HMMF. FINE!
* Faiz MAGNET POWER ON
Faiz:
Tremor Advance • Minor • Primal, Stance • Personal
SIT.
Effect: Until the stance ends, enemies cannot shift into or out of squares adjacent to you.
Faiz: (( Oh right, can't. ))
Faiz: (( Never mind ! ))
Threden: (( Do you want to keep him on yourself, Fleed? ))
* Kaixa puts his lance away and pulls out two large swords, hacking at Faiz!
Faiz: (( If you wanna take the hag, sure. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. AC => 12 + 15 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 vs. AC => 3 + 15 = 18
* Imban rolls: 1d8+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
Faiz: Faiz loses 15 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: Moving to battle.
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Kaixa: (( brb putting food away ))
* Howling Hag avoids!
Threden: (( done. ))
* Howling Hag activates an aura of baleful whispers.
Faiz: (( Oh not this shit again. ))
Forge: (( "again"? ))
* Howling Hag howls!
Threden: (( That's... a large zone. ))
Faiz: (( Just reminding me of the Shadar-kai bitchzone. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Forgitude => 9 + 10 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Faizitude => 17 + 10 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. 3itude => 14 + 10 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
Forge: Forge loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz loses 9 hit points.
Threden: Threden loses 9 hit points.
Forge: (( Oh buuuull, it JUST hit me. ))
Faiz: UAH--
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Wow, that's annoying.
Faiz: ...IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE ALLYING WITH?!
Forge: (( Ok so what does it DO ))
Threden: OBSERVATION: That action does not assist.
Adric Kain: (( Damage and movement ))
Imban: (( Naah, the howl does damage and movement ))
Imban: (( The aura is just damage for ending turn in it ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
Kaixa: "..."
Forge: (( Welp guess I'm gonna end up being healed a bunch. ))
Wolfsbane: I think I'm going to try to weaken her.
Threden: (( Ranged should probably focus on the hag, since they can target her defenses easier. ))
Adric Kain: Shall I wait for you to do that then?
Wolfsbane: Significantly. Because that's annoying.
Wolfsbane: If you don't mind, Adric. Thank you for being a gentleman.
Faiz: GOT A FEELING THAT NONE OF OUR FAMILY APPROVES, YOU KNOW?
Adric Kain: When am I not? (Holding)
Adric Kain: And don't actually answer that.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
* Kaixa crosses his arms.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+11 Minor buff self, Bane -> Hag => 9 + 11 = 20
* Howling Hag lord baned
Wolfsbane: Yes, yes I can see the flame of your life is about to be extinguished. have fun with that~
* Wolfsbane done.
Adric Kain: (( Bane is -5 to defenses? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Yup ))
Wolfsbane: (( I fuckin' love this spell/ ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Psst ))
Imban: (( Is Adric delaying to any specific time, or? ))
Adric Kain: (( After Wolf ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Imban: (( OK OK ))
Regris is disconnected.
Adric Kain: Hmm....
* Adric Kain plays flute at the Hag. Makes her taste rainbow.
Forge: (( Your internet's being weird today, Imban ))
Imban: (( ;_; ))
Azar Macan: (( isn't that more than five again, Mecha? ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually bleh ))
Imban: (( definitionally, you can't shoot rainbows from outside an aura 5 ))
Adric Kain: (( I HAVE THAT MUCH MOVEMENT ))
Adric Kain:
Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant
You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it.
Attack = 24 vs. Will       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 7   Radiant       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5
Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.  
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 7 hit points.
* Howling Hag dazed by bright lights!
* Adric Kain done
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 3 hit points.
Imban: Psychic whispers make Adric sad!
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Does that count as her damaging me for purposes of fire? ))
Imban: (( Not really ))
Azar Macan: (( that's just damage, right? not LOLSTATUS? ))
Imban: (( no status ))
Faiz: (( Less awful than the bitch zone. ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok, it says hits with an attack so no ))
Forge: (( Status: damaged ))
Azar Macan: (( GOOD ))
Serra: (( Back ))
* Osaou waves hi at the ugly lady!
* Azar Macan KA-JUDGEMENT
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 TRY UNITE TONIGHT (Init) => 9 + 3 = 12
Imban: (( Serra somehow gets a 7 for init anyway! ))
Azar Macan: (( oh boy so let's just say you hold until after me for the sake of argu-or that ))
* Azar Macan creates a ball of fire and...
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Fire • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Implement
CATCH THE SUN~
Attack = 22 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 11   Fire       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -3 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 13 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 7
* Howling Hag on fire. T_T
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 7 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( fucking LOVE killing curse ))
Adric Kain: (( AVADA KADAVRA ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( You get a lot of 7s ))
Serra: (( Okay, so run down what happened between when i left and now. ))
Adric Kain: (( Kill the Hag ))
Adric Kain: (( She has a damage aura ))
Serra: (( Kay! ))
Faiz: (( My backstory happened. ))
Forge: (( Please tell me this doesn't make me Delta ))
Serra: "Hey, creepy old crone! I wonder if your own hideous appearance gives you a headache!?
Faiz: (( But yeah as far as combat goes, all that's gone on is Kaixa going "lolno" and the hag activating damage aura. ))
Adric Kain: (( No, you're Fourze ))
Adric Kain: (( SPACE TIME! ))
Forge: (( I think I'd rather be Delta ))
Faiz: (( SWITCH ON WARFORGED CULTURE 'CAUSE SPACE IS IN YOUR HAND! ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Granny Pain, vs Will => 17 + 9 = 26
* Howling Hag pain
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+5 Damage, -2 to all defenses until end of next turn => 16 + 5 = 21
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 21 hit points.
Faiz: (( If anything Umb would be Delta. Hurr hurr. ))
* Howling Hag ruined
Serra: (( Done ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 since I forgot => 5
Osaou: Osaou loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( yeah that's -7 to all. again. ))
Imban: Psychic whispers make Osaou sad!
Forge has received initiative.
* Osaou tilts head
Forge: Excuse me one second.
Forge: IGNITION!
Forge:
Fighting Fury • Minor • Psionic, Stance
Ignition!
Effect: Until stance ends, all unarmed melee attacks do 3 extra damage.
* Forge rushes through the field with feet a crackling!
Forge: Hello Osaou, no time for pleasantries.
Forge: RIDER KICK!
Forge:
Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder
Super Inazuma Kick
Attack = 28 vs. Fort       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 12   Thunder       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 8 Thunder damage.
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 14 hit points.
Forge: (( +3, Fighting Fury ))
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 3 hit points.
Forge: RIDER PUNCH!
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 6 hit points.
Forge: (( Done ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
Forge: Forge loses 3 hit points.
Imban: Psychic whispers make Forge sad!
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz rumbles.
Faiz:
Re-Equipment: Blood Fury Falchion +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal
STANDING BY~.
Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +2d4+2d8 damage on crit (+2d4+2d12 damage instead while bloodied)
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 6
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Faiz:
EX Attack = 26       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 13
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 8 hit points.
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 10 hit points.
Faiz: (( Yeah, done. ))
Adric Kain: (( Would the hag take 2 from Osaou? ))
Azar Macan: (( already did. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Threden: (( It took the extra. ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 2 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
Imban: Psychic whispers make Faiz sad!
Faiz: YOUR SUPERVISOR ISN'T GONNA BE LONG FOR THIS WORLD, BRO.
Kaixa: "I can't find myself caring too hard about that!"
* Kaixa slashes twice at Faiz with his swords!
Faiz: HAHA... YOU'RE SET ON THIS, HUH?
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 => 6 + 15 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 => 12 + 15 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d8+7 => 6 + 7 = 13
* Imban rolls: 1d8+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
Faiz: Faiz loses 23 hit points.
Kaixa: It's not like I'm done yet!
Faiz: WELL NEITHER AM I!
* Kaixa quantizes and reappears on the other side of Faiz!
* Kaixa action point, double slash
* Imban rolls: 1d20+17 vs. Faiz's AC => 13 + 17 = 30
* Imban rolls: 1d20+17 vs. Faiz's AC => 16 + 17 = 33
* Imban rolls: 1d8+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
* Imban rolls: 1d8+7 => 5 + 7 = 12
Faiz: Faiz loses 20 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( well that's just mean. ))
Kaixa: Now which of you is next?
* Kaixa points his swords at the rest of the group as Faiz falls to his knees.
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Pfft, that's horrible writing.
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 6     Critical: 0
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Forge: If Faiz does not stop me upon his return, you will make a new friend in my helmet.
Faiz: YOU THINK I'M DONE?
Forge: (( Well at -9 health you look like it right now ))
Serra: (( You're supposed to be unconscious. ))
Adric Kain: (( That's not dramatic enough ))
* Faiz rumbles... crumbles?
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 10 hit points.
Serra: "What the!?"
Faiz: Eheheh.
Forge: Well.. that is new.
Threden: OBSERVATION: This unit has not seen a construct of that configuration.
Serra: "This... this explains a lot, actually."
Faiz: Been quite a while since I've been pushed this far against the wall! Not bad.
Azar Macan: ! Ha-hah. I knew they wouldn't be crazy enough to have a robot be nobility.
Azar Macan: No offense, Forge.
Forge: Divinity is not the same thing as nobility!
Azar Macan: I more meant the whole rights part.
Adric Kain: Some nobles tend to think it is.
Kaixa: "Still going? I have a lot more left where that came from."
Forge: Nobles are given power by men, divinity is power one earns.
Kaixa: (( Threden go ))
Threden: (( I already did. ))
Adric Kain: (( he stabbed the witch ))
Threden: (( The hag is dead. ))
Kaixa: (( Oh. ))
Adric Kain: (( She dead ))
Howling Hag: Howling Hag loses 13 hit points.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Kaixa: (( (Regris is asplode) ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
Serra: (( Have him Healing Word -> Faiz ))
Adric Kain: Anyway umm...retcon! Faiz you're injured but still able to fight.
Serra: (( He really really needs it. ))
Faiz: No, really?
Adric Kain:
Revitalizing Incantation • Minor • Arcane, Healing
Feel lots better.
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge additionally the target gains temporary HP equal to their healing surge value.
Adric Kain: Yes, really.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 38 hit points.
Adric Kain: And as for you, if you think you can end a fight THAT quickly you've got another thing coming.
Adric Kain:
Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement
You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies.
Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.  
Adric Kain: (( Apparently he can. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Kaixa: "You aren't really reassuring me of your ability to defeat the Queen of Karak."
Azar Macan: We're just getting started!
Kaixa: "I thought the lot you would travel with would be better than this, Faiz!"
* Osaou waves hi!
Faiz: Things happen. Quit being a jerk.
* Azar Macan point, ker-judgement
Azar Macan: NOW FEEL THE POWER OF...
* Azar Macan gathers energy into a ball!
Azar Macan: SUN VUL-CAAANNN!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant
FOLLOW THE SUN~
Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 15   Radiant       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.  
Miss: Half Damage  
Effect: The target takes a -2 penalty to Will defense save ends.  
* Azar Macan ..orz
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 8 hit points.
Faiz: (( Yeah we're kind of getting Kidded again, here. ))
Azar Macan: (( fuck you too, Kid. ))
Adric Kain: (( No kidding. ))
Azar Macan: (( still takes the effect, at least. ))
Azar Macan: (( go murder him, Tilus. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Indeed! We're just getting started!"
Adric Kain: (( I'm sorry for that. I'll go drown myself in the bath tub. ))
Forge: (( Use a bucket, less water wasted ))
Forge: (( According to everyone who ever lived, you can drown in a bucket of water ))
Serra: "And you! Since you're somehow related to Faiz, and since Faiz is not a warforged, that must mean neither is you! And if you're flesh and blood that means you've got a mind! A mind that can be fried to headache-inducing proportions!"
Adric Kain: The only bucket we have is used for brineing turkey and I don't want to get food poisoning
Adric Kain: (( Err...OOC that ))
Threden: (( You can drown in a cup of water. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Heartless!Faiz, vs Will => 6 + 9 = 15
Faiz: Hey, hey. Not a warforged? Let's not jump to conclusions...
Kaixa: "Stop rambling about nonsense!"
Adric Kain: (( Faiz does wear...pants...under that right? ))
Serra: (( ...I wonder if I should adept's insight that. ))
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Faiz: (( (to Mechperson) ))
Serra: (( I'd need to roll 3 or 4 on a d4 to hit though. ))
Adric Kain: (( No ))
Serra: (( Kay. Turn end. ))
Azar Macan: (( no, he's at -2 to will ))
Serra: (( Oh right! ))
Azar Macan: (( so only 2 or higher ))
Azar Macan: (( YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE, TAKE IT ))
Serra: (( Yeah, augment 1 adept's insight works! ))
Forge: (( You roll a 1. ))
Adric Kain: (( SHUT UP ))
Faiz: (( S-shut up...! ))
Forge: (( Calling it now. ))
Serra: (No, he's lying! You can make it work!)
Regris has connected.
Faiz: (( BURNING HEARTO ))
Faiz: You gotta believe, mango.
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 Serra declares Adept's Insight (augment 1). Add this to the roll. => 2 + 1 = 3
Regris: (( BLARGH ))
* Kaixa has a headache.
Imban: (( BLARGH? ))
Azar Macan: (( Hi Regris. ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+5 Damage, -2 to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 16 + 5 = 21
Wolfsbane: (( I am back-ish ))
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 21 hit points.
Serra: (( Now done. ))
Azar Macan: (( we can move Regris to go next then! ))
Kaixa: "Augh. All your rambling gave me a headache after all!"
Serra: "Hah!"
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( sec, getting sheet. ))
Azar Macan: (( RANGED SENTAI NANARANGER ))
Forge: (( So what's his Fort currently? ))
Kaixa: (( 20 ))
Kaixa: (( 22/20/17/15 ))
Forge: (( Hrm... dare I risk it. ))
Faiz: (( You get CA for flanking, probably...? ))
Serra: (( Moving up/left does get him CA. ))
Forge: (( Yeah but Kid's drinking Haterade and I only have slightly over 50% to hit that ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+10 vs Kaixa Fortitude. => 19 + 10 = 29
Wolfsbane: (( Kaixa gains -2 to all defenses, prone when hit. Also all allies south of him gain +5 GO ))
Wolfsbane: (( HP. ))
Kaixa: (( duration? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Until end of my next turn ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Faiz: (( That make things any better, Blaine? ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Forge: (( Yes, let's see if it works! ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( It's Fort is now 18 so ))
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Haha. ))
Forge: Alright.. let us see if this goes better than the last time.
Imban: (( Faiz is also still bloodied a lot, I think ))
Faiz: (( Throwing me a bone, are you? ))
Imban: (( since like half of his HP are temporary ))
Imban: (( no, temp HP don't count for bloodied ))
Imban: (( and I know you have... a lot of those. ))
Faiz: (( Interesting. I legit didn't know that. ))
Faiz: (( Fair enough! ))
Forge: Goddo Haaaand.. SMASH!
Forge:
Supreme Avalanche Combination • Standard • Implement, Psionic
God Hand Smash
Attack = 22 vs. Fort       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Hit: +2 to damage rolls vs target until end of encounter, hits slide 1 square or +1 to forced movement.
Serra: (( You smash his face in! ))
Forge: HAAAA!
Threden: (( Yeah, Temp HP doesn't count for anything that checks what your current percent HP is. ))
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 6 damage, or a new target takes 8 damage.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 18 hit points.
Forge: SEBAI!
Forge:
Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial
Stag Beetle Crusher
Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 6 hit points.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 4 hit points.
* Forge Action time is action now!
Imban: (( Other amusing thing: If you are dead and have temporary HP, you are still dead. ))
Forge: (( (that means action point obviously) ))
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 8 hit points.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 2 hit points.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 3 hit points.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 2 hit points.
Imban: (( is that all of it >_> ))
Forge: (( Do we want him moved? ))
Faiz: (( I'd like him there. ))
Imban: (( You probably can't, he's prone ))
Imban: (( and you can't force prone targets to move ))
Azar Macan: (( there is justttt fine. ))
Forge: (( Ah, ok. ))
Imban: (( (unless you can teleport them) ))
Faiz: (( Ha. ))
Forge: (( Then done! ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( Nah it's raw push ))
Serra: (( muhahahah~ ))
Faiz: See, look at you now.
Faiz: I try an' help everyone and all I get is you being a dick, and breaking my armor.
Forge: It is very disconcerting to hear you not yelling. I just want you to be aware of that.
Adric Kain: It really is.
Faiz: That... that isn't gonna fly, friendo. 'Cause I got soul, and I got blood, and a lot of blood is gonna be yours!
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Faiz: So let's get some burning goddamn heart up in here!!
Azar Macan: YEAH!
* Faiz stomps at the ground, summoning up enough dirt, dust and rock, as well as his armor!
Faiz:
Henshin: Rolling Thunder • Minor Action • Lightning, Polymorph, Primal, Thunder • Personal
COMPLETE!!
Effect: Rolling Thunder Form! Gain resist 3 to all damage and +1 AC. Once per round when you hit an enemy with a melee attack, each enemy marked by you takes 4 thunder damage. Allows use of Stone Thunder Buster. Form lasts for the rest of the encounter.
Forge: (( Also I like how he's double prone. Not that it means anything at all, but he was proned off the next hit and then proned again from Takedown. ))
Faiz: BITCHES AIN'T SHIT WHEN FAIZ THE FURIOUS BEARIN' DOWN.
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon
I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!!
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 22 hit points.
Faiz:
ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
Azar Macan: (( +2~ ))
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 2 hit points.
Faiz: STONE THUNDER BUSTER!! LET'S ROLL!
Faiz:
Stone Thunder Buster • Standard Action • Lightning, Polymorph, Primal, Thunder, Weapon • Close Burst 1
LIGHTNING CANNON SWORD! RIGHT TO THE FACE!!
Attack = 24 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 13
Damage = 16   Lightning       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Miss: Half damage. Effect: All enemies marked by you take 4 thunder damage.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 22 hit points.
* Faiz rumbles.
Faiz: (( All done~ ))
Forge: That is the Faiz we all know and love. And marginally worry for the sanity of.
Forge: But mostly love.
Adric Kain: Sanity is overrated anyway.
Faiz: I AM A SPRING BREEZE OF DESTRUCTION.
Faiz: I AM THE TRAIN OF HURT, AND IT HAS PULLED OUT OF THE STATION. NEXT STOP, FUCK YOU.
Forge: You do smell like outdoor freshness. And power.
Serra: "Indeed, seeing him without his armor did not feel quite.. right."
* Kaixa picks himself up off the ground and shakes the sand off of himself, pointing one of his swords into the sky.
Kaixa: GAO
Wolfsbane: I think that's the desert.
Faiz: (( uah-- ))
Faiz: WHAT
Wolfsbane: I think your friend got a little fatter.
* Kaixa absorbs sand from the surrounding area and swells to being twelve feet tall!
Forge: Today is a day for firsts.
Azar Macan: That...isn't right.
Wolfsbane: Better not bring it up, I hear these types get upset at the mention.
* Kaixa twirls his now-giant swords and slashes once at Faiz, then once at Forge!
Adric Kain: That's women.
Kaixa: (( Right, I forget, did you lump any -attack on him? ))
Wolfsbane: Well yes, that's exactly what I was implying.
* Wolfsbane grins.
Adric Kain: Oho I see what you did there.
Adric Kain: (( I did not ))
Kaixa: (( OK, no. ))
Adric Kain: (( I...forget if Wolf did ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 Slice Faiz => 8 + 15 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+15 Slice Forge => 3 + 15 = 18
Wolfsbane: (( Mine are all def debuffs ))
Azar Macan: (( wolf was just -def ))
* Forge Blade Grasp
* Imban rolls: 1d8+12 => 6 + 12 = 18
Serra: (( And I think Faiz gets a HEY NO on the forge slice. ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 18 hit points.
Faiz: (( I do!! ))
Threden: (( Does dual-wielding count as a single attack, or two attacks? ))
Kaixa: (( It counts as a single attack. ))
Faiz: (( Aw. ))
Threden: (( Ok, the he doesn't. ))
Faiz: (( One Or Two Creatures, huh. ))
Imban: (( NPCs don't get a writeup quite like that, it's just "make two attacks" ))
Threden has received initiative.
Imban: (( but defender auras aren't supposed to hate on multi-attacks ))
Imban: (( er, marks ))
Faiz: (( ...That seems arguable. ))
Faiz: (( Oh. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 save vs. -2 will => 1 + 2 = 3
Threden: Moving to better position.
* Kaixa miserably botches his save.
Threden:
Quantization • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder, Teleportation
With a flash of lightning, Threden's hulking frame vanishes, only to reappear next to his foe, weapon at the ready.
Attack = 12 vs. Ref       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 10
Damage = 9   Thunder       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5     Special: 0     Critical: 0
Effect: Before the attack, Teleport 5 squares.
Hit: Target is Dazed (Save Ends)
Miss: Half Damage and the target is Dazed until the end of your next turn.
Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)
Faiz: (( Clearly he has a -3 now. ))
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 7 hit points.
* Kaixa dazed.
Serra: (( And proned? ))
Kaixa: (( not a hit ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Threden: (( It's not? ))
Azar Macan: (( even with -4 to ref? ))
Threden: (( He has -4, and I have at least +3 ))
Azar Macan: (( and +2 CA and +1 tactics? ))
Kaixa: (( oh, bleh, -4? Thought it was -2. ))
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 4 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( he has -4 to all, yeah ))
* Kaixa flops over.
Azar Macan: (( regris and tilus's stuff ))
Threden: (( I thought both Tilus and Regris hit with -2 all. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Kaixa: (( They did, I DM botched ))
Serra: (( Yeah, we did. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Sure did. ))
Imban: (( ))
Wolfsbane: (( Debuff fist bump *bump* ))
* Adric Kain makes Faiz feel a bit better again
Serra: (( *bump* ))
* Wolfsbane makes Serra suffer -2 to all defenses. Whoops. :(
Adric Kain: (( Except I lost the Macros so uhh....Healing thingy, Surge + 4 and slide a square if you want ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 21 hit points.
Serra: (( ;_; ))
* Adric Kain plays flute at Kaixa.
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 11   Psychic       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Faiz: (( CROSS FORMATION ))
Forge: (( ENGAGE COMBO STRIKE ))
Adric Kain: Face it, you're second best compared to Faiz. Now give up.
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 11 hit points.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( +2~ ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 2 hit points.
Forge: And no one likes you much either.
Forge: I am not as good at this as you are.
Adric Kain: When in doubt call them fat and imply they're an unloved orphan.
Faiz: (( Now I'm imagining Forge just turning and giving an apologetic shrug to Adric. ))
Azar Macan: ALRIGHT!
Forge: (( My favorite thing about Forge saying weird things is in my mind he always has the same serious look and tone. ))
Azar Macan: BORROWING THE POWER OF THE SUN!
Azar Macan: WITH THE MIGHT OF THE SUN...
Adric Kain: (( Yeah, it's like when Worf cracks jokes or something. ))
Wolfsbane: There should be plenty of it, since desert and all.
* Azar Macan charges energy around his right arm!
Faiz: WAY TOO MUCH.
Adric Kain: Double Sun Power.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 23 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 6
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 12 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 4
Forge: (( SPIRIT BOM--oh ))
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 4 hit points.
* Azar Macan ACTION POWER!
Faiz: ...YOU GIVE?
Azar Macan: (( SUN VULCAN IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS TURN END! ))
* Adric Kain holds up a hand toward Azar
Imban: (( Because of how bosses work, he gives up when his HP hits 0. ))
Imban: (( So just hit him >_> ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
Faiz: (( Hey I'm just trying to be nice in-character, that's all~ ))
Forge: (( This is where you guys yell at each other before the final attack ))
Forge: (( Like EAT THIIIIIS ))
Forge: (( and NEVEEEEEER ))
Azar Macan: YOU SHALL BE DEFEATED WITH THE POWER OF SUN VULCAN!
Faiz: (( NEVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR ))
* Azar Macan forms a sword made of blue fire...!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Shard • Standard • Arcane, Cold, Implement, Shadow
HEAT DOWN!
Attack = 29 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 35   Cold       Rolled: 30     Bonuses: 5
Hit: The target is slowed (save ends.)  
Miss: The power is not expended  
Faiz: (( JESUS ))
Kaixa: Kaixa loses 35 hit points.
Adric Kain: I'd say that you should let Faiz finish this for more dramatic effect, but...
* Azar Macan throws it and it stabs into Kaixa's chest before EXPLODING
Wolfsbane: (( Go Sun Vulcan _ ))
* Kaixa 's armor explodes and crumbles into sand!
* Adric Kain shrugs.
Forge: (( Well now he has a goddamn sword in him ))
Faiz: ...NO, I THINK THAT'S SUITABLE.
Adric Kain: Yeah I was just going to rewrite it anyway.
Azar Macan: YOU HAVE FELT THE POWER OF SUUUUNNNN VUUULLLCAAAANNNN!
Kaixa: Kaixa is healed and gains 20 hit points.
* Wolfsbane slow clap.
* Faiz rumbles and crosses his arms.
Serra: "Wow, nicely done, Azar."
Kaixa: Augh!"
Forge: Excellent throw.
Cade: Lord Kaixa!
Azar Macan: (( not that it matters, but that did like 1d6 more due to crit ))
Kaixa: Hmph. I had hoped that after you had left, that I had trained myself to be as strong as you were.
Kaixa: Looks like... it wasn't quite enough.
Forge: I believe were is the key word.
Owan: Lord Kaixa, we'll take you back to the village.
Faiz: GUESS NOT. MAYBE I GOT STRONGER WHILE I WAS GONE THOUGH.
Cade: Lord Faiz, please. Defeat the Queen of Karak for us, even if you aren't able to return to lead us.
Forge: (( also he had a bunch of people pounding on him like Zarbon on a Wednesday ))
Faiz: YEAH, SURE. WE WERE TOTALLY GONNA ANYWAY.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Allied forces assisted.
Wolfsbane: Well, that's all well and good.
Faiz: AT LEAST YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT THE WARDEN TRYING TO TRACK YOU DOWN ANYMORE. PUNCHED THAT GUY IN THE FACE MYSELF.
* Kaixa nods.
Kaixa: "I'll... just have to get stronger."
* Kaixa punches the sand.
Cade: "Come on."
Azar Macan: If you believe in yourself, then you can! HARD WORK AND GUTS!
Adric Kain: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll go off to learn some kind of ancient techniques only to return later on to challenge Faiz again.
Faiz: BURNING JUSTICE. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE, MANGO.
Owan: "I hope you understand, Faiz, but please don't follow us back to the village with your friends in tow."
Forge: Possibly work on your attitude as well. You attract more flies with honey than vinegar. And flies in this case is powerful allies willing to beat up someone at a moment's notice.
Faiz: I DON'T THINK MY DAD REALLY WANTS TO SEE ME ANYWAY AFTER WHAT I DID.
Wolfsbane: Aww, he's complimenting us.
Adric Kain: That logic breaks down when you realize that we're traveling with Faiz.
Faiz: SO... LATER.
Owan: "The Karak ruins are just a few hours away, though."
* Owan nods.
Forge: Faiz is clearly mead in this analogy.
Forge: It comes from honey.
Wolfsbane: Now I'm just getting thirsty...
Adric Kain: And people use it to get drunk and cause property damage.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: That sounds an awful lot like Faiz, does it not?
Wolfsbane: Let's go kick down that Queen's door, I'm sure she has something nice hidden awya.
Adric Kain: It really does.
* Adric Kain wanders over to Faiz.
Adric Kain: Sooo....Faiz...
Faiz: YEAH.
Imban: (( I'm done with this but if you guys want to talk to Faiz I am totally encouraging it ))
Adric Kain: You wanna tell me the backstory to all of that?
Forge: I must admit I am curious.
Faiz: THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY, MAYBE.
Wolfsbane: (( I would but I need to poof anyways. ;_; ))
* Azar Macan runs up
* Wolfsbane makes herself comfortable on Osaou's back instead.
Adric Kain: You sure? Because, you know...immortalized in the pages of history and such.
Adric Kain: Well...fictionalized history.
Forge: (( It's about time for me to hit the sack, but I can hold out for a little social session for a bit. ))
Faiz: I GREW UP OUT HERE, AND I LEFT, AND NOW I'M WITH YOU GUYS. I DUNNO.
Azar Macan: So, I had thought about it since it seemed like it, but you DO truely have the power of panther, Faiz! No wonder our strength is so great!
Azar Macan: Now if only we had a shark...
Faiz: EVERYONE KEEPS HARPING ON ABOUT HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THIS GREAT LEADER JUST BECAUSE I'M IN THE HEAD CONSTRUCTION FAMILY.
Forge: A shark would not help us in the desert.
Wolfsbane: No jumping sharks... *yawn*
Azar Macan: No, that's not it.
Azar Macan: The power of Sun Vulcan is represented by...
Imban: (( oh, for those sleeping now ))
Azar Macan: EAGLE!
* Azar Macan poses
Azar Macan: SHARK!
* Azar Macan poses
Azar Macan: PANTHER!
* Azar Macan poses
* Adric Kain stares at Azar.
Imban: (( it will be The Next Day before you reach the dungeon you are headed to, so feel free to recover all stats ))
Threden: OBSERVATION: Landsharks are the most dangerous shark.
* Adric Kain then turns to the rest.
* Faiz scratches at his head and rumbles. "I'D APPRECIATE IF YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS."
Adric Kain: I didn't make him crazy enough in the book.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 7 hit points.
Azar Macan: Thus, Osaou is a combination of all them as his representation, but those with one aspect are stronger!
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 27 hit points.
Forge: Who would we tell? We are the only ones who really know you well.
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: Also: a comfortable pillow.
* Adric Kain cough.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Faiz: I GUESS.
Osaou: Mra-ra! (Thanks.)
* Wolfsbane pats him on the head.
* Osaou purr
Faiz: ...HAHA. I GOT CAUGHT UP IN WAY TOO MUCH BUSTING HEADS EVER SINCE I LEFT TO REMEMBER WHY I GOT OUT OF THIS PLACE. LET'S JUST GO.
Azar Macan: Indeed, forwards!
Adric Kain: Onward!
Forge: However, it does cause problems with my plan to name the academy of war the Faiz Academy.
Forge: For the nation the Warforged will found once we are united.
Adric Kain: Were you going to name the library after me?
Faiz: I TOLD YOU. I'M STILL A WARFORGED.
Faiz: BURNING JUSTICE, YO.
Serra: "Sure, sure. Whatever you say."
Adric Kain: Or maybe the bookstore after me, and the library after Serra.
Forge: You are not a Warforged, Adric. Though you would be remembered and honored as a friend, I had intended to name things after the Warforged who helped make it possible.
Forge: To appease the people.
Taemhain: Taemhain is healed and gains 22 hit points.
Forge: Elves might not want to attend a school named for a dwarf.
Wolfsbane: Their loss.
Adric Kain: Ah well. Maybe we'll get statues in Overlook.
Wolfsbane: If the school is good enough, it'll attract students anyways. If people don't want to attend it? Their loss.
* Wolfsbane pulls out her pipe, taking a puff with her legs crossed.
Forge: A good point. However, creating an entire culture and nation for a race is delicate work.
Serra: (( Bleh, don't feel like continuing. *logs off* ))
Imban: (( OK! ))
Faiz: (( Haha~ ))
Imban: (( We're done anyway~ ))
Adric Kain: (( I feel like flopping over myself ))
Tilus is disconnected.
Threden: (( Gotta head out and get supper. ))
Faiz: (( Yeah I feel like this whole bit has wrapped up well enough. ))
* Adric Kain grabs Imban, squishes him into a pillow
Forge: (( Yeah it's not as really involved and talky and I've been up a long time ))
Forge: (( Well we got to kick a 12 foot tall dude in the dick! ))
Threden is disconnected.
Forge: (( I actually like how he was an immovable fuckstick until the armor broke ))
Forge: (( And then we started stomping him shounen powerup style ))