Regris has connected.

Threden has connected.

Imban has connected.

Azar has connected.

Faiz has connected.

Azar Macan: (( Blaine has a free neck slot, he can take it ))

Faiz: (( He does? Huh. ))

Faiz: (( HOLYBRO YES ))

Mechalomaniac: (( So does anyone object to me taking the circlet of Indomitability? ))

Wolfsbane: (( I kind of want it too but that's fine ))

Wolfsbane: (( Unless you want to roll for it ))

Faiz: (( You got your battlehat! ))

Wolfsbane: (( We both wanted that, anyways. ))

Tilus has connected.

Mechalomaniac: (( Well one of us can have that and the other can have the helm of battle ))

Tilus: (( yay, here we go ))

Blaine has connected.

Wolfsbane: (( Should we just roll a d100 for it, highest wins ))

Faiz: (( HURR W'GURR ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Sure Also did we level to 6 last time and I just forgot to update my guy here? ))

Faiz: (( Yeah probably. ))

Tilus: (( We haven't had a session at L6 yet. ))

Wolfsbane: (( We are 6th yeah ))

Threden:

Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon You charge the enemy with extra force. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 11 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 6     Critical: 0 Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target)

Tilus: (( This is the first. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Oh ok. ))

Threden: (( Yay, there. ))

Tilus: (( so everyone needs to update. ))

Forge: (( Gah thought that was me doing that for a sec ))

* Regris rolls: 1d100 Need before Greed lol :V => 23

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal SMASHING. Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d100 Need them blues => 6

Threden: (( Oh, and there is one more bonus. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Did not think I was winning that. ))

Wolfsbane: (( alright then. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Ok, Regris gets Circlet, I'll take helm ))

Forge: (( YOU'LL TAKE THE HELM ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 6   Lightning       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4). Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Azar Macan: (( so Blaine we decided you get the wolf bling, so you get +1 fort/ref/will ))

Faiz: (( Also Blaine you get my WOLF BLING since I got my wishlist. ))

Tilus: (( he is a leader after all! ))

Forge: (( HOIST THE MAINS'LS AND I'M A MORON ))

Forge: (( Ok, you'll have to relay to me the full benefits of Wolf Bling ))

Faiz: (( +1 FRW, Resist 3 cold, Daily power: When somebody hits you, you knock them prone. ))

Stuph has connected.

Forge: (( Awesome. ))

Azar Macan: (( they have to be next to you, of course ))

Faiz: (( Oh. When somebody adjacent hits you, yeah. ))

Azar Macan: (( does anybody have an immediate reaction power I can grab the and edit? ))

Forge: (( Bam. 21/19/20/18 ))

Taemhain: (( zombie stuph need soda badly ))

Imban:

Spikey Imban needs food badly.

Faiz: (( ...No res 5 cold actually~! Ahaha. ))

Imban:

And Stuph is food!

Mechalomaniac: (( *Gives stuph Pie with ice cream on top instead* ))

Forge: (( I'm one balanced motherfucker. ))

Taemhain: (( *offers it to imbans as a distraction! ))

Forge: (( Also what was Wolf Bling's real name? ))

Faiz: (( My awful secondary defenses is catchin' up. ))

Faiz: (( Frostwolf Pelt +1. ))

Forge: (( I almost want to give that to Wolf just so she's wearing an actual wolf pelt by being named Wolfsbane ))

Azar Macan: (( so Mecha I think you managed to edit your AC wrong ))

Faiz: (( Already has a neckslot item, unfortunately, I believe. ))

Imban:

Mecha is squeeshy.

Wolfsbane: (( I do, yeah. ))

Faiz: (( Now I can not give a shit about IN-VISIBO unless I really want the combat advantage being fucking invisible offers me. ))

Azar Macan: (( GODS I need +2 armor and +to stats already ))

Mechalomaniac: (( I'm stille diting ))

Faiz: (( You have INCOMING CURSE, that's good enough! ))

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing Feel lots better. Effect: The target can spend a healing surge additionally the target gains temporary HP equal to their healing surge value.

Mechalomaniac:

^ New Utility

Faiz: (( TOOTLE WITH VIGOR ))

Threden:

Electrocute • Immediate Reaction • Primal You shock a distant enemy targeting an ally, affecting it's movements. Target: An enemy marked by you that is within 5 squares that makes an attack that does not include you as a target. Effect: Slide the target 1 square. The target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of it's turn.

Threden:

Electrocute • Immediate Reaction • Primal You shock a distant enemy targeting an ally, affecting it's movements. Target: An enemy marked by you that is within 5 squares that makes an attack that does not include you as a target. Effect: Slide the target 1 square. The target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of it's turn.

Forge: (( WARNING: INCOMING CURSE ))

Forge: (( Also Fleed I have to say ))

Threden: (( Also. ))

Forge: (( Are you sure Faiz isn't a reptile? ))

Threden:

Defense Shields • Minor • N/A You raise a weak electromagnetic shield over a larger area, helping to protect your allies. Target: Close burst 3, Each Ally in the Burst. Effect: Until the end of your next turn, each target gains a +2 power bonus to AC. Additionally, each target can shift 2 squares as a free action.

Faiz: (( Reh? ))

Forge: (( Cuz he's FUCKING INVISIBLE ))

Faiz: (( Heheheh. ))

Threden:

Defense Shields • Minor • N/A You raise a weak electromagnetic shield over a larger area, helping to protect your allies. Target: Close burst 3, Each Ally in the Burst. Effect: Until the end of your next turn, each target gains a +2 power bonus to AC. Additionally, each target can shift 2 squares as a free action.

Threden: (( Better. ))

Faiz: (( I love my new feat. Now I can go "SWORD IN EACH HAND, MOTHERFUCKER" ))

Imban:

So... uh... I suppose I should do a ready check soon. :

Wolfsbane: (( I should be ready-ish ))

Faiz:

Tremor Advance • Minor • Primal, Stance • Personal SIT. Effect: Until the stance ends, enemies cannot shift into or out of squares adjacent to you.

Serra: (( busters, ready go! ))

Adric Kain:

Swordmage Warding • Minor • Arcane Magic Shield! Effect: You gain +1 AC for the rest of the encounter. If you nothing in your off hand you gain +3 AC for the rest of the encounter instead.

Faiz: (( Still wondering if I should make that localquake zone or MAGNET POWER ON ))

Azar Macan:

[h: Desc = ""The injury you sustain vanishes and reappears on a nearby ally, and with it comes a cold anger that makes your ally a more dangerous combatant."] [h: FrameColor = "Gray"] [h,if (PowerType == "AtWill"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Green"] }] [h,if (PowerType == "Encounter"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Red"] }] [h,if (PowerType == "Daily"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Black"] }] [r: Name] • [r: Action] • [r: KeyWords] [r: Desc] Target: One willing ally. Effect: The target takes the damage from the triggering attack instead of your. You still take any other effects from the attack. The target gains a +2 power bonus to attack rolls and a +5 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of your next turn.

Taemhain: (( im just adding my bracers to my sheet, but im good ))

Azar Macan: (( OH JESUS WHAT ))

Imban:

Azar fucked it all up! T_T

Faiz: (( YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!! ))

Taemhain: (( and now were all dead ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Leap! • Free Action Personal • N/A You take damage. You shift 3 squares, ignoring difficult terrain.

Threden: (( Now I need to rebuild the macros, I imagine, at some point, if I want to use my gloves on anything that's not 1« W = W ». ))

Mechalomaniac: (( And boom done ))

Forge: (( You know, Potential Bonuses is a thing I should add to my stuff because of my buff ))

Faiz: (( I just use two sets of macros for Aggressive Beast Mode and Not Aggressive Beast Mode. ))

Faiz: (( ...well four now, since I have use of two different weapons ))

Forge: (( Yeah but that's a lot more macros. ))

Faiz: (( oh god you have no idea. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Actually we do ))

Mechalomaniac: (( We can look at your dude ))

Taemhain: (( yeah having to make totally different ones for charging has put me off doing it at all @.@ ))

Faiz:

EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal CHARGE UP!! Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.

Forge: (( And now for something we'll never really get to see used effectively ))

Forge:

Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder Dynamite Kick Attack = 21 vs. Ref       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target takes an extra 3 if at full health.

Faiz: (( Huh. I thought macros were clientside only. How interesting~ ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Bond • Immediate Interrupt Ranged 5 • Arcane One willing ally You are damaged by an attack. The target takes the damage from the triggering attack instead of your. You still take any other effects from the attack. The target gains a +2 power bonus to attack rolls and a +5 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of your next turn.

Faiz:

EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal CHARGE UP!! Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.

Wolfsbane: (( itt: we push faiz' buttons ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah you might want to change that out later Blaine ))

Forge: (( I already changed it in for a different power ))

Imban:

So yeah, ready checking again.

Taemhain: (( yo~ ))

Azar Macan: (( not ready ))

Serra: (( Hey-ho~ ))

Imban:

;_;

Adric Kain: (( Rdy ))

Faiz: (( Haha I love how I'm the one with the ridiculous macro palette. ))

Forge: (( Do we ever get to replace low level powers with high level ones? ))

Threden: (( Yes ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes. ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, at 11+ you start replacing encounters and dailies. ))

Forge: (( I may do that then because that level has shit. ))

Adric Kain: (( Everything but At-Wills eventually ))

Threden: (( Once we reach Paragon tier, our powers at levelups actually overwrite earlier powers. ))

Adric Kain: (( Is level 7 another Daily or another encounter? ))

Faiz: (( Well, your combat ones. Utilities stay with you forever. ))

Serra: (( I replace at-wills, though that's because I don't get encounter powers. ))

Threden: (( Same for Epic. ))

Forge: (( So we won't have powers for days? ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Bond • Immediate Interrupt Ranged 5 • Arcane Target:One willing ally Trigger:You are damaged by an attack. Effect:The target takes the damage from the triggering attack instead of your. You still take any other effects from the attack. The target gains a +2 power bonus to attack rolls and a +5 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of your next turn.

Taemhain: (( i like to thinkthe new powers eat the old powers to grow stronger >.> ))

Forge: (( Also I'm ready ))

Threden: (( Hm? ))

Faiz: (( Between your Paragon and Epic bonus paths you get a lot more things. ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Bond • Immediate Interrupt Ranged 5 • Arcane Target: One willing ally Trigger: You are damaged by an attack. Effect: The target takes the damage from the triggering attack instead of your. You still take any other effects from the attack. The target gains a +2 power bonus to attack rolls and a +5 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of your next turn.

Azar Macan: (( THERE. ))

Imban:

It's like Pokemon. You can't know more than 4 moves, so you have to forget "BREATHE" to learn "SPLASH". Err...

Taemhain: (( instead of your? ))

Taemhain: (( lol imban ))

Forge: (( By the way Fleed you should give me the template for "HERE IS A SKILL CHECK" macro because I hate having to check what my bonus is every time ))

Threden: (( But basically like... you will only ever have 4 Encounter and 3 Daily powers, not counting free ones given by themes or Paragon Paths/Epic Destinies. ))

Threden: (( Or was it 4 daily as well? ))

Faiz: (( ...Hrrm ))

Faiz: (( Can you copy my skillcheck macros from here? ))

Imban: (( It's 4 of each counting the Paragon Path ones. ))

Forge: (( Well I have three Dailies right now ))

Forge: (( How do I do that, impersonate you and copy it? ))

Faiz: (( 'Cause I have the Power and Skill macro templates at the bottom of my palette. ))

Threden: (( Daily powers, not including Utilities? I only have two Dailies... ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, just impersonate me. I dunno if you can edit them remotely though. ))

Forge: (( I have two attack dailies ))

Threden: (( You can. The engine doesnt differentiate owners. ))

Adric Kain: (( I have 5 dailies. 2 are item, one is Multiclass ))

Faiz: (( Oh wow. That's... pretty open for malice, right there. ))

Faiz: (( I can't even see your macros from here ))

Threden: (( Impersonating Faiz is the same to me as impersonating Threden. ))

Azar Macan: (( I can click on people and see what macros they have easily ))

Adric Kain: (( There's a DM setting to lock token ownership ))

Adric Kain: (( It assumes you're not playing D&D with immature children who hate you though ))

Imban:

Yes

Taemhain: (( man you dont even have to impersoante ))

Taemhain: (( impersonate* ))

Imban:

Anyway!

Adric Kain:

(I'd suggest turning it on if Yuu was in the game >.>)

* Adric Kain mean

Forge: (( Oh there's.. a fucking right click -> macros ))

Invalid number of parameters 1, expected exactly 2 parameter(s)

Faiz: (( oh, check that out ))

Forge:

Warforged Resolve • Minor • Personal Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse. Effect: Gain 6 temporary HP and make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also recover 6 HP.

Imban:

ARE YOU READY? I'M LADY etc.

Faiz: (( WARFORGED, READY?? ))

Imban:

That is, I'm starting now. So quit your macrofuckery

Forge: (( I can't edit them from there though ))

Faiz: (( GLADIATORS READYYYYYY ))

Wolfsbane: (( Ready ))

Forge: (( E ))

Serra: (( Ready-su ))

Threden: (( r ))

Forge: (( Get it ))

Forge: (( I'm a colossal faggot ))

Taemhain: (( agreed >.> ))

Azar Macan:

Sacrifice to Sun Vulcan • N/A • N/A When you attack with a warlock encounter power that has targets and you miss all targets, then you can deal damage to yourself equal to the level of the power. If you do, you immediately recover the power.

Kalad:

I'm not actually here right now, but some spiky thing said something about not having a random map for chatting in Overlook. Anyway, it's good to see you all again.

Forge: (( (see i made the e red because i'm red e) ))

Azar Macan:

Sacrifice to Sun Vulcan • N/A • N/A When you attack with a warlock encounter power that has targets and you miss all targets, then you can deal damage to yourself equal to the level of the power. If you do, you immediately recover the power.

Faiz:

W-WHAT.

Azar Macan: (( there. ))

Threden:

This unit's sensors are malfunctioning. Require adjustment.

Wolfsbane: (( "Sorry I can't hear you over the macros." ))

Azar Macan: (( I forgot I had to make that one. :v ))

Adric Kain:

I'm confused. Are you here or aren't you?

Kalad:

Yeah, anyway. A few days ago, I met up with all of you and showed you to a friend of mine, Bram Ironfell.

Wolfsbane:

"You should really get that whole existence proble fixed."

Serra:

"Shh, we're probably in a recap cutscene."

Forge:

I feel like part of our lives just went by and none of us noticed

Adric Kain:

We're in a book. Everything is a recap cutscene.

Kalad:

Bram's a dwarf of Clan Ironfell and a representative of the Elsir Consortium.

Kalad:

Given your recent successes as the Heroes of Overlook, he wanted to talk to you about doing a job for him - discovering the way to the Karak Lode.

Forge: (( Try Columbia ))

Taemhain: (( im voting for down that big chasm in the middle of the map ))

Forge: (( Wait no that's the Kokain Lode ))

Kalad:

Bram, as did all of Clan Ironfell, thought the ancient mines were lost, but in one of Sarshan's warehouses that the guard raided, some parchments were found that seemed to be landmarks for the Mines of Karak.

Forge: (( That's actually not a chasm, it's just a giant dead slug ))

Kalad:

Anyway, he asked you to go there and, if possible, find out what happened to the mines that caused them to become lost, and establish a route to them.

Taemhain:

"So less lost and more 'whoops we forgot where they are'?"

Kalad:

They were also full of great wealth, which the dwarves will put to use in the defense of Overlook and the Elsir Vale.

Faiz:

HEH.

Adric Kain:

Do we get some of the great wealth?

Taemhain:

I think we'll want to negotiate that with Bram.

Kalad:

Actually, yeah. In fact, he gave you 1000 gold as an up-front payment.

Kalad:

And said you can claim anything you find there, as well.

Wolfsbane:

"Suddenly I'm feeling better about this mission."

Adric Kain:

Me too

Kalad:

It's kind of odd how you don't remember that, but apparently that incident where the caverns below the Happy Beggar collapsed must have hurt your memories.

Taemhain:

I have a new best friend! All this money....

Adric Kain:

Now I'm just hoping we find a beautiful princess in distress. Who doesn't turn out to want to kill us. For once.

Forge:

We are certainly not unaccustomed to rummaging through the belongings of the fallen

Serra:

"Finding lost things and getting money and treasure while we're at it? Sure, I'm in!"

Threden:

Memory banks coming back online. Recalling mission details.

Faiz:

SOME OF THE BEST THINGS WE'VE FOUND HAVE BEEN FROM DEAD PEOPLE.

Azar Macan:

My goal is clear, as Sun Vulcan is lighting the way!

Kalad:

Anyway, I'm staying back in town, to guard it. Plus, you have a new and awesome dwarven friend anyway.

Adric Kain:

We do. He's your brother after all.

Faiz:

I FIND HIS BRO STATUS DEBATABLE COMPARED TO YOURS.

Taemhain:

Good, less competition that way.

Forge: (( We upgraded to Additional Dwarf ))

Kalad:

Plus, I don't really feel like walking through a place called the Thornwaste.

Taemhain:

I am not his brother! Do you see that horrible beard?

Kalad:

So, uh. Have fun with that!

Faiz:

FINE I WILL

Adric Kain:

Well you're the good looking one.

Taemhain:

Meh.

Forge: (( Oh wow I just noticed how majestic Tamaranian's beard is ))

Imban:

South of the Westdeep, the broken ground of the Thornwaste stretches before you. Ridges of knife-edged stone spread as far as the eye can see, interspersed with heavy growths of twisted brambles. Your first investigation of these reveal that their thorns are iron-sharp, capable of drawing blood even through the thickest clothing. No trail or tracks lead into the wasteland ahead.

Faiz: (( IS THAT AN ANVIL AT THE END OF THE BRAID ))

Taemhain: (( yes >.> ))

Imban:

You'll need to pass a skill challenge to make it through the Thornwaste unharmed, though.

Forge: (( ~OH BOY~ ))

Taemhain: (( oooh ))

Serra: (( Lovely! ))

Forge: (( BEAR HERE WE COME ))

Faiz: (( I LOVE SKILL CHALLENGES I CAN ENDURANCE THROUGH ))

Wolfsbane: (( Can I call it "I fuckin' fly" ))

Adric Kain: (( Who has the skill "Incinerate all the brambles" ))

Faiz: (( Well, you do. Because you are MADE OF FIRE. ))

Forge: (( Azar ))

Serra: (( If you mean mindblasting them, I do! ))

Taemhain: (( looking at you azar ))

Forge: (( THE BURNING RAYS OF THE SUN. ))

Faiz: (( I vote we throw Adric into the bushes and make him burn the entire forest. ))

Azar Macan: (( Yeah I got FIRE. ))

Serra: (( Yes, mindblasting the evil brambles. It totally works ))

Adric Kain: (( I vote we do not that. ))

Threden: (( Thankfully Warforgeds don't have blood. ))

Forge: (( On less silly notes what all do we need? ))

Taemhain: (( you dont want to accidentally burn down the entire forest? ))

Imban:

During each round, everyone has to roll Endurance! Also, anyone may roll Nature or Perception as a primary or secondary check if they so desire. Just tell me which you're doing.

Forge: (( Accidentally? No. On purpose? Hell yes. ))

Adric Kain: (( No, I want to purposefully burn down the entire forest ))

Imban:

Also, enjoy round 1!

Faiz:

Endurance = 33       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 13

Faiz: (( I CARRY EVERYONE THROUGH. ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+15 ROBOT ENDURANCE => 2 + 15 = 17

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+7 => 11 + 7 = 18

Taemhain:

roll +12 endurance!

Forge: (( MORE ENDURANCE THAN THE WARDEN ))

Serra: (( Can I roll the non-endurance check first? ))

* Stuph rolls: +12 endurance! => 12

Taemhain: (( ok, turning brain on this time ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+9 Nature first, then Endurance => 13 + 9 = 22

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+12 => 19 + 12 = 31

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 Perception Primary because my endurance sucks! => 12 + 9 = 21

* Regris rolls: 1d20+4 Endurance => 19 + 4 = 23

Forge: (( So we're enduring the shit out of this ))

* Serra proceeds to declare Legend Lore, because it appears she can roll something else first!

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 History -> Nature, take 1 => 18 + 11 = 29

* Serra takes that

* Azar rolls: 1d20+6 VULAL ENDURANCE => 8 + 6 = 14

Forge: (( Also my Perception is +8, unless someone has better ))

Azar Macan: (( sun vulcan disapproves of typos ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+4 You can endure somehow, Serra! You just have to put your mind to it! => 2 + 4 = 6

Taemhain: (( mine is also +8 ))

Adric Kain: (( Mine was +9 and I rolled it ))

Imban:

Okay just stop. You brutalise the skill challenge and it stops existing.

Forge: (( There's the Serra we all know and love ))

Faiz: (( Bwaha. ))

Imban:

Really Faiz was enough.

Serra: (( Oh, okay. ))

* Wolfsbane high Faiz

Forge: (( The deadly Forest of Kittens is no match for us ))

* Faiz clearly just tunnels under the entire goddamn forest.

Imban:

In the distance, you spot something. Slipping through the brush and brambles is a human male in a tattered black coat and leggings. A battered, wide-brimmed hat shrouds his face, his boots held together with coarse twine. He carries a spear in one hand, a leather-bound book in the other.

Serra: (( ...what ))

Taemhain: (( oh look, an indian! ))

Mag Blackthorn:

What are YOU doing here?

Taemhain:

Wandering around?

Faiz: (( Oh god please say he grows to Giant size if he says Inukchuk. ))

Adric Kain:

Looking for something

Mag Blackthorn:

In the desert of death. Where all things die.

Faiz:

DIGGING A HOLE.

Threden:

EVASIVE RESPONSE: Wandering.

Adric Kain:

Wait.

Taemhain:

Well, we haven't yet so I think it's working out!

Adric Kain:

You're in the desert of death too, and aren't dead. OR ARE YOU?!

Mag Blackthorn:

Well, I'm a disciple of the Ghostlord, and he's kind of dead. But no I'm not.

Faiz:

I LIVED IN A DESERT UNTIL LIKE THREE YEARS AGO ANYWAY. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT.

Forge:

You are going to write that he was a ghost the entire time, are you not.

Adric Kain:

Oh.

Wolfsbane:

Indeed, those are observations not to be overlooked.

Taemhain:

Kind of dead is not a comforting phrase.

Adric Kain:

Maybe. People wouldn't see that coming even if I drop lots of subtle hints.

Mag Blackthorn:

Well, he's undead.

Mag Blackthorn:

A lich, to be exact. Minor details.

Faiz:

OH.

Faiz:

WELL.

Faiz:

THAT...

Adric Kain:

Ahh.

Faiz:

GUYS WHAT DOES THAT CHANGE?

Adric Kain:

Nothing.

Forge:

My sixth sense is that your book may not be as grand as you expect it will be.

Taemhain:

Nothing?

Faiz:

HUH.

Adric Kain:

His deity is of no consequence to us.

Mag Blackthorn:

Anyway, the only town on the way you're headed is Dunesend, on the edge of the real desert.

Serra: (( "...Dune send or dune's end?" ))

Forge: (( Both ))

Taemhain: (( either or ))

Faiz: (( BOTH. ))

Threden: (( Swordtown. ))

Mag Blackthorn: (( pretty sure it's dune's end actually ))

Faiz: (( Imban that desert, is it like mega fuck huge wasteland or what? ))

Taemhain: (( nono, Swordton, its important to take the w out ))

Serra: (( Yeah, it's probably the latter, but it had to be said ))

Adric Kain:

Hmm. We'll need to stock up on water.

Forge: (( St. Townsville Cityburg ))

Mag Blackthorn: (( the thornwaste or the real desert? ))

Mag Blackthorn: (( the real desert is pretty giga wasteland ))

Faiz: (( Excellent~ ))

Mag Blackthorn:

Anyway, if you need my help, I can guide you to Dunesend, at least. Since I assume that's where you're going.

Wolfsbane: (( brb, food. ))

Mag Blackthorn:

Otherwise, I'll just be on my way.

Taemhain:

Are we going there?

Faiz:

I FORGET.

Adric Kain:

Could you? That'd be nice and I'd write you into my book.

Mag Blackthorn: (( Your map indeed says you are going there! ))

Faiz:

I LIKED DRILLING, I LOST FOCUS.

Serra:

"We'd appreciate the help, yes."

Mag Blackthorn:

Oh, okay.

* Mag Blackthorn helps you so much that you all get +2 on all future checks in the skill challenge! Because you really fucking needed that!

Taemhain:

I was looking forward to walking through tunnel, I haven't been properly underground in so long.

* Faiz is strongest there is.

Adric Kain: (( We might! ))

Imban:

Everyone, spot checks

Forge: (( Not to mock the token but I can't get over how hilariously off he looks ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 {erception => Invalid expression: 1d20+9 {erception.

Faiz: (( NON-ENDURANCE/ATHLETICS CHECKS, MY ONLY WEAKNESS ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 Ara ara~ Ufufufu~ => 7 + 3 = 10

Faiz: (( behind dying ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+9 Perception => 7 + 9 = 16

Faiz:

Perception = 13       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 9

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22

* Regris rolls: 1d20+7 Percept => 19 + 7 = 26

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+8 is this supposed to get the +2? => 19 + 8 = 27

Imban: (( no it is not ))

Serra: (( Mine is without the +2, for the record. ))

Taemhain: (( k, didnt think so ))

* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 VULCAN PERCEPTION! => 6 + 3 = 9

* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Perceptor => 7 + 5 = 12

Taemhain: (( im rocking that d20 today though :3 ))

Imban:

Taemhain and Wolfsbane notice that there are a bunch of dwarves lying in wait. They seem to wish to murder the party.

Serra: (( HAMMERERERER ))

Taemhain:

Enemy dwarves! *points very obviously at them*

Forge: (( And they brought their... flaming dog. ))

Wolfsbane:

"Huh. A waiting party. How pleasant."

Adric Kain:

I wonder why they want to kill us.

Faiz:

WELL I CAN TOTALLY KILL THEM BACK.

Taemhain:

Obviously they got hired too and want all the loot for themselves.

Forge:

At this point I will be happy as long as they do not shout about any colored appendages.

Faiz:

DO WE WANT TO KILL THEM BACK?

Adric Kain:

Probably.

Faiz:

CAN DO!!

Wolfsbane:

"Why not ask them why they want to kill us first?"

Taemhain:

Because they'll probably just go "Raaaargh" and charge us?

Adric Kain:

Last time we tried diplomacy Faiz almost betrayed you all.

Adric Kain:

But fiiiine.

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

"Clan Hammerfist will hammer your face. With our fists."

Faiz:

THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME BEFORE.

Taemhain:

Eh? Eh?

Wolfsbane:

"Oh, well that's good to know."

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

"Point is you're going to die."

Faiz:

WHERE I SAVED YOUR ASSES.

Faiz:

OH! OKAY.

Imban:

Initiative.

Faiz:

NAH.

* Azar rolls: 1d20+4 GO TIME! => 19 + 4 = 23

Faiz:

Initiative = 22       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 4

Taemhain:

Well, I'm going to hammer you with my hammer!

Forge:

Communicating with your fists? This is a concept I am familiar with.

Serra:

"I don't think we are getting much of a reason."

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Initiative => 4 + 8 = 12

* Forge rolls up sleeves.

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+4 => 9 + 4 = 13

Adric Kain: (( You get +1 from the hat if you aren't including that ))

Faiz:

I'M NOT GREAT WITH THE HAMMERING. TOTALLY GOOD ON CRUSHING, AND LACERATIONS, THOUGH.

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+7 Inition => 11 + 7 = 18

* Threden rolls: 1d20+5 Let's Robattle => 12 + 5 = 17

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+3 So, it's MORPHIN' TIME!!! instead! => 11 + 3 = 14

Taemhain: (( oh the hat, i was not ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+4 => 10 + 4 = 14

Adric Kain: (( It's a nice hat ))

Azar Macan: (( I wasn't including it either. ))

Serra: (( Nor was I. ))

Taemhain: (( so i really have 14 ))

Threden: (( Same ))

Adric Kain: (( I was ))

Faiz: (( Wait we all get the +1? ))

Forge: (( Oh right, hat. 19. ))

Taemhain: (( yes ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes ))

Forge: (( Yes! ))

Serra: (( Everyone within 5 squares does ))

Faiz: (( Shit, nice. ))

Serra: (( So yes ))

Forge: (( That's why we wanted it. ))

Adric Kain: (( If you're within 5 squares of me you get +1 to Initiative ))

Faiz: (( 23 here. ))

Faiz: (( Incidentally I'm assuming the trees are concealment/cover, yes? ))

Azar Macan: (( 24 then~ ))

Serra: (( 15 here, actually. ))

Imban: (( You are jabbering and changing your numbers so much I cannot keep up. ))

Faiz: (( WE'RE HELPING ))

Azar Macan: (( who DID include the helm? ))

Adric Kain:

Me

Adric Kain: (( Me ))

Threden: (( So everyone NOT Adric has +1 init. ))

Imban: (( I think I dealt with that. ))

Wolfsbane: (( I added it so mine's fine ))

Forge: (( Mine is correct ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Mag => 13 + 7 = 20

Azar Macan: (( so is mine ))

Forge: (( The total on the list I mean ))

Threden: (( I rolled 17, but it didn't factor in the +1. So I have 18. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Hammer => 19 + 4 = 23

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Hammerer => 4 + 4 = 8

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Hammerest => 16 + 4 = 20

Taemhain: (( oh look we have an npc ))

Forge: (( HAMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Bolt => 14 + 5 = 19

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Bolter => 4 + 5 = 9

Wolfsbane: (( Are these guys in cover/concealment ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Doggie => 13 + 5 = 18

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Imban: (( Hell if I... ))

Faiz: (( Hell if you... no? Ohoho~ ))

Forge: (( Well Bolter 2 is on a bigass rock. He is the opposite of concealed. ))

Imban: (( Yes you take huge penalties for attacking into/through brambles ))

Faiz: (( Well. That's just peachy then. ))

Taemhain: (( damnable bushes! ))

Wolfsbane: (( Do *they*? ))

Azar Macan: (( how much? ))

Threden: (( Are they difficult terrain, at least? ))

Imban: (( You take -2 to attack anyone in brambles from adjacent, -2 to attack anyone THROUGH brambles, and -5 to attack anyone in brambles while not adjacent. ))

Imban: (( And yes, they are difficult terrain. ))

Imban: (( The exception is the guy on the boulder in the back, who can shoot over them. So he doesn't take the -2 "through" penalty. ))

Imban: (( And you don't take it to shoot him. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Okay. ))

Imban: (( (The smaller boulder in the south also reduces concealment some if duder moves onto it) ))

Faiz: (( So just to clarify: those bitches up front take -2 to attack as they are, if they stay there? ))

Imban: (( Yes. ))

Azar Macan: (( does standing on the rock near us get us anything? ))

Faiz: (( Do the penalties stack, do we take -4 if we just duke it out in the middle of the bushes? ))

Taemhain: (( being tall ))

Imban: (( Why the hell would you take -4? ))

Threden: (( Is teh -5 to attack someone while not adjacent including the -2 to shoot through the brambles? ))

Faiz: (( That's what I want to know! You said in/through, I'm just getting my head wrapped around this. ))

Forge: (( BRB, shouldn't be gone through my turn ))

Imban: (( Arg, okay, let me explain it. ))

Faiz:

HERE IS FAIZ.

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

HERE IS A FOE.

Threden: (( EVEN IN D&D F.O.E. ))

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Faiz takes -2 to attack the foe, who takes -0 to attack him. Because Faiz is attacking a foe in brambles.

Faiz: (( Puppet show~ ))

Faiz:

If Faiz attacks the foe with a ranged attack, he takes -5. Because Faiz is attacking a foe in brambles, and not adjacent.

Wolfsbane: (( It's like I'm really watching a jrpg tutorial ))

Faiz: (( oh wait what bullshit okay I get it now I think ))

Dwarf Bolter 1:

If I attack Faiz with a ranged attack, I take -2.

Dwarf Bolter 1:

Because there are brambles between me and Faiz, but neither of us is in them.

Faiz: (( The way you worded it it seemed like no matter where you were in the bushes, you got a -2. ))

Imban:

COMBAT BEGIN~

Forge: (( Ok back ))

Azar Macan: (( ...so do I shoot at -7 at that nearby hammerer? ))

Imban: (( Also the close-up boulder, if you're standing on it, is difficult terrain and reduces all of the penalties you'd take from -2 to nothing or -5 to -2 ))

Serra: (( No. You shoot -5. ))

Imban: (( ...No. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY to get -7. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Awesome, I was about to ask that too Imban ))

Azar Macan: (( well it sorta sounded like that~ ))

Threden: (( The -5 includes the penalty for shooting through brambles. ))

Taemhain: (( the penalties dont stack, you just straight up get -5 ))

Azar Macan: (( okay~ ))

Forge: (( So Azar, get up on the hydra's rock ))

Azar Macan:

Hm, somehow I get the feeling these brambles will be...annoying.

Azar Macan:

Osaou!

Imban: (( Oh, bleh. I misread that ))

Azar Macan: (( ? ))

Imban: (( The reduction in penalties is only within 4 squares of you, not the entire map. ))

Imban: (( It's just a 5' tall boulder. Still a useful vantage point but yeah ))

Azar Macan: (( so I still shoot at -5 at the nearest one? damn. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Oh that changes things. So how high are the brambles, 10'? ))

Imban: (( 8' ))

Imban: (( so yes, 2 squares high ))

Forge: (( So that burn-the-forest-down idea ))

Faiz: (( Still a valid idea, I'm right next to Adric, I can Athletics pretty hard for Tiefling darts. ))

Azar Macan: (( so I *think* I'm still gonna try. Because I think I FINALLY get to use prime shot ))

Azar Macan: (( SO IT'S ONLY -4 ))

Adric Kain: (( Wut ))

* Azar Macan looks over at the bush-hammerer

Faiz: (( But really; Mechperson let's throw you into the death bushes so you set it on fire and make all the dwarves burn hilariously. ))

Azar Macan: (( I get +1 to attack rolls if I'm nearest person to the enemy. ))

Adric Kain: (( Why not let Azar set it on fire with his magic fire? ))

Azar Macan: (( which generally DOES NOT HAPPEN ))

Faiz: (( BECAUSE THAT'S NOT AS FUNNY ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 25 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7

Azar Macan: (( well that hits. ))

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Dwarf Hammerer 1 loses 17 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Dwarf Hammerer 1 loses 3 hit points.

Faiz: (( Also does Azar's magic fire actually count as fire-set-on-ness or is it "Only burns the dude"? ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( it has fire as a keyword, we let it burn spiderwebs in rivenroar ))

Faiz: (( Fair enough! ))

Azar Macan: (( it has to be the encounter power, though~ ))

Azar Macan: (( ALTHOUGH ))

Imban: (( Vulcan Blast sure doesn't ))

Faiz: (( But we didn't set the dwarf on fire. SO WE HAVE ONE OPTION AND IT'S MY TURN PLAN GO YES/NO ))

Azar Macan: (( I would have fire damage cursing if I had gotten my gloves. ))

Adric Kain: (( NO ))

Faiz: (( You're no fun. ))

* Faiz SWORD GAO

Faiz:

EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal CHARGE UP!! Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.

Faiz:

EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal READY!! Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.

* Faiz decides to wait until somebody is not in those stupid damn bushes before turning them into a fine mist.

Forge: (( The fact those two powers are both Encounter make you ridiculous ))

Faiz:

EXCEED CHARGE • Standard Action • Personal HMMF. Effect: +2 to all defenses until the beginning of your next turn.

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

"For Clan Hammerfist!"

Serra: (( for the record: that hellhound is very likely to burn down the forest anyways. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Charge Azar => 9 + 12 = 21

Dwarf Hammerer 1: (( hits, just barely (Azar has 21 AC vs. it) ))

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 3 + 3 = 6

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 6 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( does anyone want buffs? ))

Serra: (( what kinds of buffs? ))

Forge: (( What do you buff again? ))

* Dwarf Hammerer 1 mashes her shield into Azar's face!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Fortitude => 6 + 9 = 15

* Dwarf Hammerer 1 misses and fails!

Azar Macan: (( you take the damage, and you get +2 to attack rolls and +5 to damage until the end of my next turn ))

Forge: (( I'll take the shot. I'm gonna fuck this bitch up. ))

Wolfsbane: (( I hardly get pinged so I'd be fine with taking damage ))

Wolfsbane: (( Okay go for it ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Bond • Immediate Interrupt Ranged 5 • Arcane Target: One willing ally Trigger: You are damaged by an attack. Effect: The target takes the damage from the triggering attack instead of your. You still take any other effects from the attack. The target gains a +2 power bonus to attack rolls and a +5 power bonus to damage rolls until the end of your next turn.

Faiz: (( I'd say why wouldn't I want that but you go before I do, haha. ))

* Azar Macan somehow shifts the damage away onto Forge!

Azar Macan:

STRIKE BACK WITH THE POWER OF SUN VUL-CAAANNN!

Mag Blackthorn:

Hmph!

Forge:

Forge loses 6 hit points.

* Mag Blackthorn shoots his crossbow at the Hammerer.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 17 + 11 = 28

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+6 => 3 + 1 + 6 = 10

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Dwarf Hammerer 1 loses 10 hit points.

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Mag Blackthorn:

You will perish.

Adric Kain:

Better than the last archer we had.

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 lifts her hammer and charges at Mag.

Mag Blackthorn:

Fool.

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Guh.

Forge has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Hahaha he has BOOST TREE ))

* Forge brushes his shoulder off slightly and hunkers down for a dash!

Forge:

DYNAMITE...

Forge:

KICK!!

Forge:

Open the Gate of Battle • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder Dynamite Kick Attack = 16 vs. Ref       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target takes an extra 7 if at full health.

Forge: (( That's on 2 ))

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Dwarf Hammerer 2 loses 26 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( with an extra five. ))

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Dwarf Hammerer 2 loses 5 hit points.

* Forge lands, then snap kicks 1 in the face!

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Dwarf Hammerer 1 loses 7 hit points.

* Forge spins around and SHINING WIZARD to 2

Forge:

Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial Stag Beetle Crusher Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

HOLD IT

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Forge's AC => 9 + 11 = 20

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Dwarf Hammerer 2 loses 4 hit points.

Forge: (( Whoa. Denied. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 4

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 thud

* Forge cracks his neck slightly.

Forge:

You will not harm my friend.

Taemhain:

Way to suck at being a dwarf!

Adric Kain:

He's in good form today.

Azar Macan:

And now you know what the power of Sun Vulcan is like!

Serra:

"Impressive as always."

Forge: (( Also for those not into wrestling, Shining Wizard is essentially a knee to the side of the head that is awesome. ))

* Dwarf Bolter 1 climbs up on top of his boulder.

* Dwarf Bolter 1 shoots at Forge!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. AC => 13 + 8 = 21

Forge: (( Aw, just got me ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Forge:

Forge loses 5 hit points.

Threden has received initiative.

Threden:

Engaging.

Dwarf Bolter 1:

Hmph, I can't snipe them well from here...

Threden: (( Attacking 2 ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 9   Lightning       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4). Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Dwarf Hammerer 2 loses 9 hit points.

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Dwarf Hammerer 1 loses 4 hit points.

Threden: (( End. ))

Hell Hound:

Awooooo~

Serra has received initiative.

Forge: (( He was really into that chasm ))

Forge: (( "I CAN BURY SO MANY BONES HERE" ))

Faiz: (( Oh, good. Imban we gotta Athletics over that crevice, yes? ))

Hell Hound: (( Yes. OR LEAP IN AND DIE. Or be Wolfsbane ))

Serra: (( How deep is the chasm anyways? ))

Imban: (( 10 feet. ))

Serra: (( Meh. ))

Forge: (( So it's more a ditch really ))

Faiz: (( I can-- can I do that leap as part of a charge? ))

Imban: (( if you don't fail, sure? ))

Faiz: (( Heheheh. ))

Forge: (( Wait. Fleed. ))

Forge: (( Rather than jump, just make a rock bridge appear as you run over it. ))

Forge: (( Because EARTH MOVER ))

Serra:

"If you really are going to just blindly attack us out of the blue, be prepared to face the consequences~!"

Faiz: (( Eh. That's about the same effect, though I still think I gotta skillcheck for that since I largely attribute Faiz's earthmove powers to Endurance. ))

* Serra Dishearten -> behind Hammererererer 1

Forge: (( Well yeah but I mean thematically ))

Forge: (( Make the roll but flavor text is FUCK YOU ROCK BRIDGE ))

Faiz: (( Well thematically sure, why not. Haha. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 To hit (Hammererererer 1), vs Will => 20 + 9 = 29

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 To hit (Hammererererer 2), vs Will => 4 + 9 = 13

* Dwarf Hammerer 1 head a splode.

Forge: (( I think you also had a penalty to hit 2 because prone, but not like it matters ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d8+11 Damage, -2 to attack until end of next turn => 4 + 11 = 15

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Dwarf Hammerer 1 loses 15 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( uh, that's a 20 ))

Serra: (( Done! ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( oh, right ))

Serra: (( Yes, I rolled crit damage. ))

Azar Macan: (( bonus crit damage. ))

Threden: (( Yeah, the 1d8 was for the crit bonus. ))

Taemhain: (( wheee chargin ))

Forge: (( You also get free CA for her being on her back like it's her college graduation party ))

Taemhain:

roll 1d20+14

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+14 => 3 + 14 = 17

Imban:

that is still miserable ;_;

Taemhain: (( thanks a lot dice ))

Forge: (( Yep, welcome to the game Stuph! ))

Forge: (( Kid likes to dick you over when you have huge modifiers ))

Azar Macan: (( Kid is displeased at your failure to use her properly ))

Serra: (( stuph, meet kid, schala's bratty younger sister. unlike schala, she does not discriminate. ))

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Wolfsbane: (( hm. ))

Forge: (( Oh she discriminates. Against us. ))

Serra: (( XD ))

* Wolfsbane fires upon Hammerer 2.

Azar Macan: (( ....sooo Imban ))

Azar Macan: (( I just realized you...moved the wrong hammerer eariler. ))

Imban: (( Did I? ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+9 vs Reflex => 9 + 9 = 18

Azar Macan: (( look at the init. ))

Faiz: (( Hey your SUPERFLY power is Encounter right Ergrus? ))

Imban: (( Oh, I sure did. ))

Wolfsbane: (( It is. ))

* Wolfsbane fires a laser at Hammerer 2, zot.

Azar Macan: (( just swap their places and call it a day, I say. :v ))

* Regris rolls: 1d8+6 => 6 + 6 = 12

Faiz: (( Mind putting me in a better position to charge down the firedog? ))

Wolfsbane: (( sec. ))

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Dwarf Hammerer 2 loses 12 hit points.

Wolfsbane: (( I'd have to un-move which I can do ))

Wolfsbane: (( If Imban is ok with it ))

Faiz: (( Oh. Eh. ))

Imban: (( Sure. ))

Imban: (( As long as you don't mean un-attack ))

Wolfsbane: (( Nope I'm still good. Move 5. Als Adric gains +2 to attack ))

Wolfsbane: (( And that's my turn. ))

Adric Kain: (( Yay ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( so you just shot from Serra's head and not the rock~ ))

Wolfsbane:

"Think you can finish them off, Adric?"

Adric Kain:

Sure!

Adric Kain:

One of them, at least.

Forge: (( Hey Teals, did Serra get a helmet or was that hypothetical earlier? ))

Serra: (( Mecha got it. ))

* Adric Kain musics up Dwarf 1

Imban: (( But how does Mecha wear a helmet with his head looking like that? ))

Forge: (( Ok, just checking. Was going to make a Siebzhen joke ))

Serra: (( I was just saying it would be kinda hilarious if I were to get it. ))

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 11 vs. Will       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Adric Kain: (( Ok, apparently I can't! ))

Adric Kain: (( Done ))

Threden: (( Clearly the same way Draenei wear boots. Cutting them up! ))

Forge: (( Haha, I remember that comic ))

* Dwarf Bolter 2 aims his crossbow and crosshairs appear on Azar's face.

Faiz: (( RUDY WHY ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 1 + 12 = 13

* Dwarf Bolter 2 shoots himself in the foot.

Forge: (( And by crosshairs we mean lens flare ))

Threden: (( The crosshairs get in the way. ))

Forge: (( THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED ))

* Azar Macan lens flares with SHINY EYES

Forge: (( AZAR USED SOLAR FLARE ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Forge: (( Your Shiny Eyes need to become Solar Flare now. ))

* Azar Macan shifts back so I don't get face smacked for shooting at dwafs

* Azar Macan blasts the hammer dwarf that's not prone like a tool!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 20 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7

Dwarf Hammerer 1:

Dwarf Hammerer 1 loses 9 hit points.

* Dwarf Hammerer 1 deceases!

* Azar Macan teleports onto the rock!

Azar Macan: (( end ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Serra: (( Not goona curse hammer 2? ))

* Azar Macan does that!

* Faiz shows off his handy new trick: dual-wielding giant fucking swords.

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal SMASHING. Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit

Faiz: (( Right, resetting buffs first~ ))

Forge: (( Please wait. Buffering. ))

Faiz: (( Okay Imban I'm gonna either LANDBRIDGE or jump over this stupid crevice as part of the charge. Would that let me get away with moving directly above the hound or what? ))

Faiz: (( As in ending the charge above it, instead of right in the middle of the hole. ))

Forge: (( I think you have to charge through brambles to do that ))

Dwarf Hammerer 1: (( No, you can't charge from there, as it would HOLE you. ))

Faiz: (( Well. Bummer. ))

Faiz: (( Hmmm. Well guys I can either charge down the hammerbitch or the nearby archer. What you want I should does? ))

Wolfsbane: (( Archers are annoying. ))

Azar Macan: (( go murder the archer. ))

Adric Kain: (( Archer ))

Azar Macan: (( it has lower ac ))

Serra: (( Yeah, get the archer, and set up your NO SHIFT ZONE on him. ))

Faiz: (( Oh wait no I can't. That takes 7 squares and I only have 6. ))

Forge: (( Hammerbitch would make you probably get attacked by the as-yet-unknown-power firedog, so archer ))

Faiz: (( Unless I... unless I try to JUMP OVER THE DEATH BUSH? ))

Faiz: (( Can I do that? Because that would be awesome. ))

Mag Blackthorn:

If you wait until after me, I can take care of the dog.

Serra: (( We fought the firedog before, it flung fireballs at us. ))

Forge: (( I totally don't remember that but I'll take your word for it ))

Azar Macan: (( you weren't here, so ))

Faiz: (( Eh I'll defer to Apache Chief for now. HOLDIN' THAT STANDARD ))

Serra: (( It was in a session you weren't in. ))

Forge: (( Aha, ok ))

Forge: (( I can't unsee how weird this guy looks ))

* Mag Blackthorn loads up his crossbow and fires a strangely-made bolt at the Firedog!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 16 + 11 = 27

Forge: (( It's not the skintone it's the face shape. ))

* Imban rolls: 3d8+6 => 13 + 6 = 19

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 19 hit points.

Faiz: (( I still say he should grow in size categories every time he says Inukchuk. ))

Forge: (( His face is 50% nose and he looks super lumpy ))

Taemhain: (( im with faiz on this one ))

Mag Blackthorn:

The bolt explodes, slashing the hellhound's eyes! It suffers -2 to attack for the rest of the battle!

Mag Blackthorn:

Now, go!

Serra: (( In two shots this guy has done more than Reniss the Wuss ever did. ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Taemhain: (( hohohoho ))

Forge: (( Yeah this guy is kinda awesome ))

Faiz: (( ...wait how was that supposed to help I still get death-holed if I charge the dog, I guess I can charge the hammerer? ))

Mag Blackthorn: (( he meant charging PAST it. ))

Faiz: (( I don't provoke OAs anymore when I charge. ))

Wolfsbane: (( It can't OA you now ))

Imban: (( Oh, well ))

Faiz: (( STILL, BLIND IS PRETTY HANDY ))

Imban: (( Not like he knew that~ ))

Forge: (( Well he still shot the dog in the face ))

Faiz: (( ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M GONNA BE FLANKED ))

Forge: (( I'll be over there momentarily ))

Faiz: (( So, Imban, thematic choice, can I Endurance instead of Athletics to landbridge over the crevice, or am I locked into having to jump that shit? ))

Imban: (( jump that shit ))

Faiz: (( Damn. ))

Faiz: (( FAIR ENOUGH ))

Forge: (( It's a shark, jump it ))

Faiz:

Athletics = 17       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13

Imban:

You leap across the crevice with no difficulty!

Faiz:

HI THERE!!

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!! Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 26   Physical       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 12

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

Dwarf Hammerer 3 loses 26 hit points.

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

OH GOD

Forge: (( Yow, and you're a DEFENDER ))

Taemhain: (( there went her face ))

* Hell Hound is made of fire.

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3

Faiz:

Faiz loses 3 hit points.

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

.oO(Wait, I'm still alive?)

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 stands back up.

Forge: (( Oh, for a second I thought you were just telling us how the dog felt about being made of fire ))

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 hammers Threden!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 16 + 11 = 27

Mag Blackthorn:

Not so fast. You're dead.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 2 + 11 = 13

* Mag Blackthorn sadly misses his countershot.

Azar Macan: (( d'oh ))

Faiz: (( YOU'RE ALREADY DEAwait nevermind ))

Faiz: (( my fuckin' bolt jammed in the ))

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 1 + 3 = 4

Faiz: (( can you spare a moment ))

Threden:

Threden loses 4 hit points.

Faiz: (( god dammit ))

Forge: (( It's ok Mag, you're still batting a fine average. ))

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 smashes Threden with her shield!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Fortitude => 3 + 9 = 12

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 fails miserably.

Forge has received initiative.

* Forge looks at the nearly dead dwarf lady.

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 12 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7

* Forge reaches out and pushes her over

Forge: (( Oh she's not flanked, right. Daaamn. ))

Faiz: (( Shift up and to the left. ))

Forge: (( Well I was gonna move over to you but if Imban lets me I'll move then hit her. ))

Faiz: (( Oh! Oh. Huh. Well. Whatever you decide~ ))

Imban:

I'm not going to get into the habit of letting you retroactively act in such a way that you make better rolls

Forge: (( Alright, then I'll shift after I attack, for Stuph ))

Faiz: (( horns.aiff ahoy~ ))

Forge: (( And done ))

* Dwarf Bolter 1 aims his crossbow at Faiz, crosshairs appearing over him.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 11 + 12 = 23

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+3 => 7 + 1 + 3 = 11

Faiz:

Faiz loses 11 hit points.

Threden has received initiative.

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 7   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4). Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Dwarf Hammerer 2 loses 7 hit points.

Faiz: (( Osaou why you fuckin' about over there when we need you~ ))

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 somehow survives your poor showing ;_;

Forge: (( Oddly enough that attack has been doing great today ))

Azar Macan: (( because people were in the wayyyy ))

Forge: (( Usually it misses hardcore. ))

Faiz: (( He put on a Zoom Lens. ))

* Hell Hound breathes fire!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 FWOOSH => 5 + 9 = 14

* Hell Hound makes a fool out of itself.

Serra has received initiative.

Forge: (( It's just shooting into the air going YAAAAAAAAAY ))

Faiz:

EVERY TIME SOMEONE'S SET ME ON FIRE IT'S NEVER TURNED OUT WELL FOR THEM ANYWAY.

* Faiz turns to the dwarf. "COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS!"

* Serra glares way over to the flaming dog. "You! Go back to the layer of the Nine Hells from which you emerged!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Hellhound, vs Will => 5 + 9 = 14

Forge: (( At this point I'm not entirely convinced it's not just a dog they lit on fire. ))

Serra: (( Alas. ))

Imban:

Serra is sent back to school to take Remedial 4e Planar Cosmology.

Taemhain has received initiative.

Taemhain: (( do i still have the ca thingie? ))

Imban: (( yes, you have CA again the 1 HP thing ))

Imban: (( against, too ))

Azar Macan: (( you guys are flanking it, yes ))

Forge: (( Yes, you have CA due to my positioning ))

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+13 => 7 + 13 = 20

Taemhain: (( murph ))

Faiz: (( INTERRUPT THAT BITCH ))

Azar Macan: (( that seems vaguely worth it ))

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 does the 1 HP dance

Serra: (( Sure. ))

Faiz: (( If only to get her the hell dead. ))

Serra: (( INTERRUPTION ))

Wolfsbane: (( Can you Double MOve and Run ))

Faiz: (( Nobody should be that lucky when it's not us. ))

Dwarf Hammerer 2: (( Yes you can double run ))

Wolfsbane: (( Okay ))

* Serra declares Adept's Insight on that. Add 1 to that roll.

Threden: (( Though Adric would likely take it out on his turn. ))

Forge: (( I'd like to imagine that Serra will use her insight to suggest there's no physical way she should still be alive, so she just falls over dead ))

Azar Macan: (( a little bit more into ITS FACE ))

Imban: (( ...does a 21 suddenly hit AC 23? ))

Taemhain: (( uhh, she has 23 and i rolled a 20 so? ))

Threden: (( Doesn't it need 3 more? ))

Serra: (( Flanking. ))

Taemhain: (( was included ))

Imban: (( yes, i imagined it was included ))

Threden: (( Which is factored into the +13 ))

Serra: (( Oh? ))

Azar Macan: (( stuphhhhh] ))

Serra: (( Then nevermind. ))

Taemhain: (( azaaaar? ))

Faiz: (( ARGH WELL. ))

Azar Macan: (( we usually don't include CA into our combat rolls ))

Forge: (( We're not used to people actually applying all their bonuses to attacks ))

Imban: (( only because you like frustrating the GM ))

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Wolfsbane: (( That's because you all use macros. ))

Taemhain: (( well its not like you said that when i asked! ))

Faiz: (( You ain't got a use for your Psiaugments, Tiles! ))

Azar Macan: (( because most of us use macros, yes ))

Serra: (( ;_; ))

Taemhain: (( im done ))

Wolfsbane:

"Welp you guys just finish her off, I'm flyin' outta here."

* Wolfsbane flies 10' up, moves 60'.

Taemhain:

Why are you still standing?? *glares at the enemy dwarf*

Forge: (( It would be annoying that she's still alive if it wasn't so amusing right now ))

Faiz: (( "Later, shitlords. Gonna heal the guy who's surrounded by jerks." ))

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Because you are all terrible.

* Wolfsbane grants CA, oh well.

Taemhain:

I'm jacking your armor when we finally kill you. :[

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Well, let's see if words get her when swords won't

Adric Kain:

You being still alive would be an annoyance if you didn't look so pathetic.

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 18 vs. Will       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

* Dwarf Hammerer 2 dies

Dwarf Hammerer 2:

Dwarf Hammerer 2 loses 6 hit points.

Forge: (( And then walk over her corpse. Classy. ))

Taemhain: (( nice ))

* Adric Kain steps over her corpse to chillax behind the cover of brambles.

Faiz: (( Adric isn't a fan of midgets. ))

* Dwarf Bolter 2 takes aim. Crosshairs appear over Wolfsbane!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 19 + 12 = 31

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+3 => 6 + 3 + 3 = 12

Wolfsbane:

Wolfsbane loses 12 hit points.

* Wolfsbane falls over, the chain blocking the arrow but knocking her out of the air.

Wolfsbane:

"Ow, fucker!"

Faiz:

DON'T GOTTA RUSH THAT.

* Dwarf Hammerer 3 hammers Faiz!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 11 + 11 = 22

* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 4 + 3 = 7

Threden: (( Stop. Hammertime. ))

Wolfsbane:

"God that's like getting hit by a ballista for you larger folk, I'm sure. :|"

Faiz:

Faiz loses 7 hit points.

* Dwarf Hammerer 3 follows up with a powerful shield bash!

Faiz:

WE-- WE KNOW THAT TOO.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Fortitude => 11 + 9 = 20

Faiz: (( Oh that whore. ))

* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 => 8 + 3 = 11

Faiz:

Faiz loses 11 hit points.

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 13       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 0

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( I can shoot the hellhound from here, huh. ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Forge: (( Smoke em if you got em, Faiz needs the help ))

Threden: (( I'm going to try to drag punch the dog on my turn. ))

Azar Macan:

Hmph, a dog on fire. It's no match for the light of SUN VULCAN!

* Azar Macan forms a glowing blue sword of fire, and...

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Shard • Standard • Arcane, Cold, Implement, Shadow HEAT DOWN! Attack = 10 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 15   Cold       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 5 Hit: The target is slowed (save ends.)   Miss: The power is not expended

Taemhain:

Fight fire with fire eh?

Azar Macan: (( it...misses and flies back to his hands. ))

Azar Macan:

Tch.

Taemhain:

Welp...

Forge: (( Wow a Daily on the first fight of the first session of the new module? ))

Faiz: (( Well it's Reliable. ))

Azar Macan: (( ehhh it deals cold so it might deal extra. ))

Forge:

Yeah but if it'd hit it would be gone, right?

Forge: (( OOC that ))

Faiz: (( You say that like we don't have more~ ))

* Mag Blackthorn strides up ahead of the fighter line and fires his crossbow at the Hellhound.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 17 + 11 = 28

Forge: (( I'm just a little surprised, this thing doesn't look THAT chufty ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+6 => 4 + 6 + 6 = 16

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 16 hit points.

Faiz has received initiative.

* Hell Hound is still on fire.

* Faiz ROCK LAUNCHES himself up into the air!

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1

Adric Kain: (( I need to go eat. Tilus, do stuff for me and don''t get me killed ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 1 hit points.

Serra: (( Kaykay ))

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Blood Fury Falchion +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal STANDING BY~. Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +2d4+2d8 damage on crit (+2d4+2d12 damage instead while bloodied)

* Faiz IMPACT QUAKE

Faiz:

Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Close Burst 1 IMPACT!! Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 10 Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.

Faiz:

EX Attack = 18       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 13

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

Dwarf Hammerer 3 loses 17 hit points.

Faiz:

BITCH WHAT YOU DOIN'.

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

Losing all my blood.

Faiz:

YES YOU ARE!

Faiz:

THANKFULLY THIS ONE EATS IT SO THERE'S NO UNSIGHTLY MESS.

* Imban is reminded to have a snack.

Faiz has received initiative.

Forge has received initiative.

* Forge hoofs it over to the battle!

Forge: (( This going to mess with your plan, Umb? ))

Threden: (( Yeah, that's the only place I can use a range 2 attack. ))

Forge: (( Ok, I'll move down one from here. I get +2 for this attack ))

* Forge holds up a fist and calls forth everyone's favorite!

Forge:

Near.. CRUSHAA!

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 20 vs. Ref       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 8 hit points.

Wolfsbane:

"Hello Forge~"

Forge:

Are you alright? You don't normally meet the ground at such velocity. Or at all.

Azar Macan: (( contraction'd ))

Wolfsbane:

"Knocked around, rattled, not much different from Serra's bags really."

Forge: (( Yeah I noticed it the second I hit enter ))

* Dwarf Bolter 1 takes aim at Wolfsbane while she is talking with Forge. Crosshairs appear over her!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 19 + 12 = 31

Wolfsbane: (( Two 19s in a row. ))

Forge: (( Jesus that guy is good suddenly ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+1d6+3 => 2 + 2 + 3 = 7

Wolfsbane:

Wolfsbane loses 7 hit points.

Threden has received initiative.

* Wolfsbane knocked around, "Okay now this is pissing me off."

Serra: (( * Serra suddenly feels tempted to smack Wolfsbane upside the head with her copy of the Comprehensive Dictionary of Common. ))

Threden:

Engaging entrapment strategy.

* Forge looks over and points towards the Bolter

Forge:

Now that is simply rude.

Threden:

Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings. Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: You pull the target one square. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 9 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( ahaha oh god ))

Azar Macan: (( INTO THE PIT?! ))

Forge: (( Play dead! Good boy! ))

Wolfsbane: (( And down it goes. ))

Taemhain: (( whoop ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20 Enemies get a save against that shit too =P => 3

Threden: (( Woo! ))

* Hell Hound goes into a hole! ...but is on fire!

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5

Threden:

Threden loses 2 hit points.

Forge:

Forge loses 5 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 7

Serra: (( I would argue that since it's 10' down, the Z axis rule is in place ))

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 7 hit points.

Faiz: (( He still had to get pulled close to get pulled in. ))

Azar Macan: (( naw, it happens when it's pulled close ))

Serra: (( Oh, okay. ))

Imban:

It was obviously next to them before it Wile E. Coyote'd into a pit.

Serra: (( Neeee~vermiii~nd ))

* Hell Hound stand up the doggy

Faiz: (( That counts as a willing move, yes? ))

Hell Hound: (( um, no ))

Hell Hound: (( stand is not move ))

Faiz: (( Fie. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 recharge breathe of fire => 2

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Athletics to do ANYTHING useful this turn => 5 + 5 = 10

* Hell Hound fail, cry

Serra has received initiative.

Forge: (( Sad dog in the hole ))

Threden: (( Victoly ))

* Serra looks waaaaaaay over to the far hammererererer.

Serra:

"Time to give you a roaring headache!"

Faiz: (( Hey Mechperson, push this bitch so's I can nope.dash away from her if she tries to push me back into the pit. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust @ Hammerererererer 3, vs Will => 8 + 9 = 17

* Tilus rolls: 1d10+5 Damage => 8 + 5 = 13

Faiz: (( ASSUMING SHE DOESN'T SUPER-DIE FIRST I GUESS never mind ))

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

Dwarf Hammerer 3 loses 13 hit points.

Serra: (( Done ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Serra: (( Also I'm temporarily in control of mecha ))

Faiz: (( Right, didn't notice he was still gone. ))

Blaine is disconnected.

Blaine is disconnected.

Wolfsbane: (( Stuph... *might* be able to run/double move through the brush but idk. ))

Serra: (( So sure, if she doesn't die before then ))

Taemhain: (( not with 5 move ))

Imban: (( actually, you would ))

Wolfsbane: (( Running would put you at 7 tho, so that'd get you to the bolter. ))

Imban: (( if you double ran, it'd put you next to the bolter ))

Wolfsbane: (( Your turn would be over though ))

Serra: (( Can't you run-charge? ))

Imban: (( no ))

Imban: (( also it'd be horrible what with the -5 to hit ))

Serra: (( Aww. ))

Blaine has connected.

Taemhain: (( yeah, umm if my charge at will says i can move 2 extra squares would that end up being one square instead because of the terrain? ))

Imban: (( yes ))

Taemhain: (( bugger ))

Imban: (( though that might be enough ))

Blaine: (( Well that was weird ))

Threden: (( Yeah, it should be enough. ))

Taemhain: (( by my count i need 14 move to get there, and that would only be 12 move ))

Faiz: (( You technically have a full 7 squares of move, can't you carry over unused move if the second move is immediately after? ))

Imban: (( Oh, right. She could run then charge, but that would be ~hilariously bad~. ))

Imban: (( Well, she could still do it. And take her like -5 to hit ))

Faiz: (( Well. Just sayin'. ))

Threden: (( Going up then charging down is enough. ))

Imban: (( yup, that works ))

Taemhain: (( oooh so it is ))

Forge: (( Is this square difficult? ))

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+12 => 16 + 12 = 28

Taemhain: (( aha ))

Imban: (( No ))

Dwarf Bolter 1:

OH GOD MY FACE

Wolfsbane:

"Haha, sucker!"

Forge: (( Kay, just planning on getting the bolter on my turn and counting my spaces out ))

* Stuph rolls: 4d6+10 => 11 + 10 = 21

Dwarf Bolter 1:

Dwarf Bolter 1 loses 21 hit points.

Taemhain:

Ahhh, that's better.

Forge:

There, now do you see what happens when you interrupt a conversation? Bad things happen.

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Forge:

And if you are still alive in a few moments, I will punch through your face into your brain.

Wolfsbane:

"Let's see, who should burn...."

* Regris rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Hammer Ref => 2 + 9 = 11

Wolfsbane: (( Aw. ))

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

Not me.

Faiz: (( Is there anything against juggling multiple weapons with Master At Arms in the same turn provided you at least have the actions? ))

Wolfsbane: (( Faiz, want healing/ ))

Faiz: (( I'm gonna say... sure, why not. ))

* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 Faizheal (Gain +4 to all Def) => 3 + 4 = 7

Faiz: (( Bloodied is Regen 2, not as worth it as I'd imagine. ))

Azar Macan: (( also Regris aren't you not CA debuffed now? ))

Wolfsbane: (( Yes. ))

Faiz: (( Holy shit what I get +4 defenses on top of a surge+7? ))

Wolfsbane: (( Yep. I took a defensive boosting Heal ))

Faiz: (( Fuck. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Lasts untilt he end of my next turn ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 26 hit points.

Wolfsbane:

"Pardon me~"

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Tilus: (( I assume mecha is still AFK? ))

Taemhain: (( seems so ))

Tilus: (( Right then! ))

Taemhain:

Why hello tiny person.

Wolfsbane:

"I'm the party's healer, more or less. I see you're a fan of carnage and slaughter."

Wolfsbane:

"I think we'll get along just fine."

Taemhain:

Indeed.

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Blunder @ Hammerererer 3, vs Will => 3 + 9 = 12

* Dwarf Hammerer 3 does not blunder horribly!

Tilus: (( ;_; ))

Tilus: (( Turn end ))

Faiz: (( Oh dear. ))

Taemhain: (( i need to go start chicken thawing, if im not back by my turn just skip me or whatever~ ))

Wolfsbane: (( I can figure it out. ))

* Dwarf Bolter 2 aims his crossbow aaaaaat...

* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Faiz's AC => 5 + 12 = 17

* Faiz ping

Adric Kain: (( I'm back ))

Forge: (( Teals blundered your Blunder ))

Serra: (( ;_; ))

Adric Kain:

* Imban rolls: 1d6 regain shield bash => 2

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. Faiz's fACe => 7 + 11 = 18

Azar Macan has received initiative.

* Faiz further ping

Faiz:

AHAHA.

Azar Macan: (( so can I even actually shoot the dog from here? ))

Faiz: (( Going to charge down the bolter on the giant rock so whoever wants to kill the hammerist can do so at their leisure~ ))

Imban: (( yes, at -2 to hit ))

Faiz: (( Also Imban, just for future reference, so I don't do something TURBO WRONG... ))

Forge: (( That's not bad actually ))

Azar Macan: (( actually...if I move Osaou out, that'd cancel out. ))

Faiz: (( Since charge is Move+Standard, technically, does that mean I can't exchange an otherwise unused Move to a Minor? ))

Imban: (( Charge doesn't use your Move. ))

Taemhain: (( rawr, i is back ))

Imban: (( You just can't move after doing it ))

* Osaou waves at the doggy!

Faiz: (( Well you don't let me move after-- yeah. ))

Faiz: (( So Minor, Charge, Move-to-Minor is totally okay? ))

Imban: (( doesn't mean you can't use your move ))

Imban: (( yes ))

Faiz: (( THIS IS THE BEST FEAT ))

Azar Macan:

Let's just go with what works!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 15 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7

Hell Hound: (( (spoiler: it doesn't work) ))

Azar Macan: (( OR RATHER WHAT DOESN'T WORK. ))

Azar Macan:

Hm. Oh well.

Forge: (( Go get em, Chief Lumpyface ))

* Azar Macan end

* Mag Blackthorn shoots the Hammerer with his crossbow.

Azar Macan: (( it's TURBO-BONED because of Osaou's aura currently, sooo ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 9 + 11 = 20

Faiz: (( "They call me Chief Lumps-On-Face, thank you." ))

* Mag Blackthorn checks his crossbow. It was working well before.

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

HEY! YOU! ON THE ROCK!

Faiz:

WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL?!

Forge: (( Well if Osaou is here I may as well stay and beat up the dog rather than go for the bolter, Stuph has that covered ))

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Vanguard Greatsword +1 • Minor • Armory • Personal SMASHING. Effect: CHANGE DA. 1d10 damage; +3 proficiency; +1 attack/damage; +1d8 damage on charge; +1d8 damage on crit

Dwarf Bolter 2:

Your blood going out?

Faiz:

WELL, SOMEONE'S WILL BE.

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon EARTH TWISTER BREAK!! Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 12

Dwarf Bolter 2: (( You need to make an Athletics check! ))

Azar Macan: (( and I have DEEP RED playing. ))

Faiz:

Athletics = 31       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 13

Dwarf Bolter 2:

Dwarf Bolter 2 loses 27 hit points.

Faiz:

Re-Equipment: Blood Fury Falchion +2 • Minor • Armory • Personal STANDING BY~. Effect: CHANGE DA. 2d4 damage; +3 proficiency; +2 attack/damage; +2d4+2d8 damage on crit (+2d4+2d12 damage instead while bloodied)

Dwarf Bolter 2:

BLARGHHHH

Forge: (( Welp Faiz will never walk anywhere ever again. ))

Forge has received initiative.

Forge: (( Just gonna zip from dude to dude going ROCKET ROCKET ROCKET SKATES ))

Taemhain: (( lol ))

Faiz: (( Swapping weapons at will with only a Minor is amazing you guys seriously oh my god. ))

Threden: (( ROCKET STATES ))

* Forge looks over at the bolters who are now occupied, then down at the sad dog in the hole.

Forge:

Hmph.. might as well deal with you now.

* Forge hops up in the air.

Forge:

SUPAAAAA

Forge:

INAZUMAAAA

Forge:

KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!

Forge:

Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder Super Inazuma Kick Attack = 14 vs. Fort       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 20   Thunder       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 5 Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 7 Thunder damage.

* Hell Hound is on fire, though.

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3

Forge:

Forge loses 3 hit points.

* Forge does not give two shits about fire, is robot

Faiz: (( One would argue that jet-kicking a dog that is on fire and also in a crevice ten feet deep would not be the best of ideas. ))

Faiz: (( But, hey! ))

Azar Macan: (( he bounces off like V3 ))

Forge: (( I was gonna jump back out of the hole with the force of the kick. Also done. ))

* Dwarf Bolter 1 pulls out a warhammer and mashes it into Taimhain's face!

Faiz: (( Hahaha. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. AC => 8 + 8 = 16

Threden has received initiative.

Dwarf Bolter 1: (( oh wait ))

Dwarf Bolter 1: (( he ALSO gets off the stupid rock ))

Dwarf Bolter 1: (( moving on! ))

Taemhain: (( feh! ))

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Dog stuck in hole.

Faiz: (( "HIGH GROUND IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING UP HERE" ))

Wolfsbane: (( well you can charge him again. ))

Forge: (( GET ON THE ROCK STUPH. TAKE THE HIGH GROUND. ))

Taemhain:

You should practice your swings more!

Threden:

Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings. Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 10 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0 Hit: You pull the target one square. Potential Bonuses: Warforged Tactics (+1 to attack rolls if an ally is adjacent to target), Terrain Mastery (Enemy considered granting CA if in Difficult Terrain)

Forge: (( BURN HIS ARMS AND LEGS OFF ))

Forge: (( I mean ))

Forge: (( Hi ))

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 7 hit points.

Taemhain: (( im a dwarf i dont understand high ))

Azar Macan: (( +2~ ))

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 2 hit points.

* Hell Hound is on fire.

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3

Threden:

Threden loses 3 hit points.

Hell Hound: (( Actually, naah. ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 3 hit points.

Forge: (( So wait. Did you just pull the dog a square out of the hole only to drop him back in the hole? ))

Imban: (( Uhh, he pulled him 0 squares ))

Imban: (( I'm treating it as just rocket punching ))

Forge: (( Can you please do that. Because it'd be so mean. ))

Threden: (( I wish I could pull it a square vertical to drop back down...! ))

Faiz: (( Hahahaha make it take extra fall damage. That would be glorious. ))

Threden: (( But 4e doesn't really support that. ))

Serra: (( It'd burn Osaou, Threden, and Forge though. ))

Forge: (( Pull him up almost all the way out of the hole, then drop him again. ))

Imban: (( That would cause Lavos to pull you all vertically into its mouth. ))

Forge: (( Fair enough. ))

Faiz: (( Though 5' wouldn't be very much, admittedly. ))

Imban: (( 5' is 0. ))

Forge: (( It's more humiliating than damaging ))

Threden: (( I only used rocket punch because it's range 2, and so I'm at least PRETENDING that the Z axis exists. ))

* Hell Hound pretends it can do something for the rest of this fight.

Forge: (( The dog being stuck in a hole and meekly being pulled around like a fish ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 LIKE BREATHE FUCKING FIRE => 4

* Hell Hound breathes fire!

Forge: (( I was sorta pretending there was a Z-axis ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Reflex => 7 + 7 = 14

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Reflex => 18 + 7 = 25

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Reflex => 11 + 7 = 18

* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 => 7 + 3 = 10

Taemhain: (( see, now that youre above it, it can hit you ))

Threden:

Threden loses 10 hit points.

* Osaou deftly dodges the flames!

* Hell Hound then makes an Athletics check because suicide is relatively painless

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 8 + 5 = 13

* Hell Hound fails

Serra has received initiative.

Forge: (( Man Fleed what are you equipped with that gives you so much Reflex. You have the same as me and I am THE DEX ))

Imban: (( a temporary +4 all defenses buff ))

Forge: (( Oh did you add that to your token stats? ))

Faiz: (( Yeah that's why I'm gaytriangle. ))

Serra:

"Like that headache you're having, lady? Because have another one!"

Forge: (( Ok, confused me ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+9 Mind Thrust @ Hammerererer 3, vs Will => 3 + 9 = 12

Serra: (( Or I could fail. ;_; ))

Serra: (( End ))

Taemhain has received initiative.

Faiz: (( I try to keep myself on-the-fly updated, my natural R sucks. ))

* Taemhain charges some more, cuz its fun!

Forge: (( Yeah I would assume so, since you're more tanky ))

Faiz: (( I don't-- I don't think you can do that? ))

Faiz: (( Unless you're trying to say the rock is just that huge. ))

Imban:

The GM nudges you back into place and tells you to not try illegal charges.

Taemhain: (( awww ))

Forge: (( Move two down, then charge. ))

Serra: (( That's not legal either. ))

Serra: (( I don't think. ))

Forge: (( Move two down and one over, then charge. ))

Imban: (( moving onto the boulder and attacking is perfectly legal ))

Taemhain: (( it is for walking up and hitting it! ))

Adric Kain: (( Move down two, one left then charge ))

Adric Kain: (( one right I mean ))

Serra: (( She's trying to charge. ))

Imban: (( also what adric said is good for charging ))

Faiz: (( You can walk out of the forest and then charge...! ))

Taemhain: (( escalating violence, go ))

* Stuph rolls: 1d20+11 => 15 + 11 = 26

* Stuph rolls: 4d6+9 => 19 + 9 = 28

Dwarf Bolter 1:

Dwarf Bolter 1 loses 28 hit points.

Dwarf Bolter 1:

WHAT

* Dwarf Bolter 1 explodes

Forge: (( Jesus christ ))

Taemhain:

Know how to use a rock!

Faiz: (( CHARGEBRO SUPREMACY ))

Forge: (( Man you do a lot of damage ))

Wolfsbane has received initiative.

Taemhain: (( well that was an encounter power ))

Wolfsbane:

"Hahaha, nice show."

Azar Macan: (( you should make macros or at least tell us what you're doing~ ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+9 vs Hammer Reflex. => 20 + 9 = 29

Wolfsbane: (( lol ))

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

Oh shi--

Taemhain: (( i did, escalating violence ))

* Dwarf Hammerer 3 implodes, unless that was astral seal

Taemhain: (( its the name ))

Azar Macan: (( Oh, I thought you were...just saying words. ))

Azar Macan: (( CARRY ON ))

Taemhain: (( nyah ))

* Regris rolls: 1d10+1d8+12 *boom* => Invalid expression: 1d10+1d8+12 *boom*.

* Regris rolls: 1d10+1d8+12 zzzap => 2 + 5 + 12 = 19

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

Dwarf Hammerer 3 loses 19 hit points.

Dwarf Hammerer 3:

That wasn't Astral Seal.

* Dwarf Hammerer 3 dies.

Wolfsbane: (( Sure wasn't :D ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Imban:

Also, Faiz's buff falls off.

Faiz: (( OH NO ))

Forge: (( Hey guys what does into basic attack damage bonus? Modifier + bonuses from magic weaponries? ))

Faiz: (( Half your level. ))

Serra: (( Damage. ))

Azar Macan: (( damage, not attack ))

Faiz: (( Right, hurf. Sorry. ))

Forge: (( Yeah s'what I figured ))

Faiz: (( Yeah, just Mod+Weapon+Whatever ridiculous bonuses you have. ))

Serra: (( Weapon dice + relevant stat mod + magic weapon bonuses, yeah. ))

Forge: (( Ok then none of my damage went up last level, just my accuracy. I'm correct. ))

Imban:

Adric is asked to take an action, instead of inaction.

Taemhain: (( do something teelus ))

Serra: (( Adric left again? ))

Azar Macan: (( seems so. ))

Taemhain: (( he came back? ))

Serra: (( He did. ))

Taemhain: (( huh, missed it @.@ ))

Serra: (( Right then ))

Adric Kain: (( Sorry! ))

* Adric Kain plays the flute at the Hellhound

Adric Kain:

Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it. Attack = 19 vs. Will       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 12   Radiant       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5 Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 12 hit points.

* Hell Hound feels bad man

Azar Macan: (( +2~ ))

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 2 hit points.

Forge: (( Oooh, those armbands are for melee in general? I need to get some of those later. ))

Taemhain: (( yeah best freaking level 6 item out there imo ))

Adric Kain: (( Yes, but the +2 wasbecause of Birdcatfish ))

Azar Macan: (( THEY ARE. I totally was pushing like everybody melee to get them since like ))

Azar Macan: (( december. ))

* Dwarf Bolter 2 takes a step back from the scary Faiz.

Forge: (( I was looking at Stuph's sheet ))

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

* Dwarf Bolter 2 falls off the rock and breaks his neck.

Forge: (( Well I have sorta similar bracers, which give +2 to basic melee ))

Dwarf Bolter 2:

Dwarf Bolter 2 loses 9999 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( wait, what. ))

Faiz: (( I love my skillset. ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Threden: (( I have no requirement for them. ))

Azar Macan: (( did that just happen ))

Adric Kain: (( Sure did ))

Imban:

Sure did!

Faiz: (( "IT'S A LIVIN'!" ))

Forge: (( Vegeta, scouter, damage level, rah ))

Wolfsbane: (( We should tame the hellhound ))

Wolfsbane: (( Keep it as a pet. ))

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Target is "clumsy".

Adric Kain:

Target is dead.

Wolfsbane: (( I can speak with animals. ))

Faiz: (( You can speak with INFERNAL ON FIREMALS? ))

Forge: (( Tell it to put the lotion on its skin or else it gets Create Water again. ))

Taemhain: (( awesome, one of my cats just decided to be a foot warmer ))

Wolfsbane: (( I totally probably can. ))

Faiz: (( "Probably." ))

Wolfsbane: (( 's good enough. ))

Azar Macan: (( so can I attack it or what? ))

Wolfsbane: (( Aw, natural or fey only. ))

Wolfsbane: (( Go for it ))

Taemhain: (( if we tame it im using it to make smores every night ))

Imban: (( sure? at -2 ))

Azar Macan: (( No I meant to these guys ))

Azar Macan: (( not you, Imban ))

Serra: (( Yes, set it on fire ))

Forge: (( We don't need a firedog, we have an earthcat ))

Wolfsbane: (( I'm mostly joking around. ))

* Azar Macan gathers energy into energy balls rotating around his right arm!

Wolfsbane: (( Faiz is KING OF THE MOUNTAIN ))

Azar Macan:

VULCAN...RAIN!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement MAKE IT RAAIIINNN Attack = 19 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 6

Forge: (( Oh god I just noticed he's on the rock ))

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 11 hit points.

Faiz: (( I should totally be able to Lancing Quake the entire boulder, yeah. ))

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 2 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( +2. ))

* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 7

Hell Hound:

Hell Hound loses 7 hit points.

* Hell Hound is extinguished.

Azar Macan:

FEEL THE POWER OF SUN VULLLAAAAANN~

* Regris rolls: 1d6+5 Healing for Forge => 1 + 5 = 6

Forge:

Well that was mostly ridiculous.

* Regris rolls: 1d6+5 Healing for Self => 3 + 5 = 8

Serra: (( sun vulcan, makin' it rain all up in here ))

* Azar Macan and Osaou sentai pose

Wolfsbane:

Wolfsbane is healed and gains 19 hit points.

Faiz:

AHAHAHA. THAT WAS FUN.

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Forge: (( Oh wait, surge plus 6? ))

Wolfsbane: (( That's +Healing Surge yeah ))

Faiz:

GOD THIS PLACE IS FAMILIAR THOUGH.

Serra: (( For the record: pizza is scheduled to be here in just a few minutes. ))

Mag Blackthorn:

How so?

Wolfsbane:

"Is it?"

Faiz:

EH.

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 13 hit points.

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 16 hit points.

Serra: (( So if we go into another encounter (unlikely given the time) I'll be missing a pretty large chunk of it. ))

Wolfsbane:

'sup.

Faiz:

HI!

Wolfsbane:

Which way from here, Mag?

Mag Blackthorn:

Anyway, we're fairly close to the end of the Thornwaste.

Mag Blackthorn:

Dunesend is just about a mile away to the south.

* Forge hops over the hole and pats Mag on the shoulder.

Adric Kain:

Good!

* Wolfsbane playing lookout, since hely flying.

Adric Kain:

Are dwarf raiders common around here?

Mag Blackthorn:

No. Did you piss off a bunch of dwarves?

Faiz:

EHH...

Forge:

You are quite a good shot. It is fortunate you were more reasonable than most we meet.

Taemhain:

Not recently.

Adric Kain:

Last I checked we saved a bunch

Faiz:

YEAH WE MADE BROS WITH THIS ONE GUY AND HE WAS PRETTY COOL.

Adric Kain:

And are working for one.

Mag Blackthorn:

It is likewise fortunate that you were not the ones who seek to despoil this land. Hopefully we shall not need to meet again, but if we do, I shall remember you.

Mag Blackthorn:

I shall be on my way.

Forge:

Take care.

Serra:

"Yeah, we helped out the dwarves not too long ago. It's quite odd why suddenly we're being attacked by them."

Wolfsbane:

Don't die anytime soon~

Faiz: (( "I must go now. My tribe needs me." ))

Adric Kain:

Pfft, we are totally going to meet him again.

Serra:

"And see you, you were quite the help."

Imban:

NEW MAP UNLOCKED: Dunesend Outskirts! Place yourself at the northwest side.

Azar Macan:

Safe travels to you!

Faiz: (( "(Mag gained 9 more face lumps on the way to his tribe.)" ))

Adric Kain:

No one puts in a line like that without intending to have the character show up again.

Taemhain: (( *load load load* ))

Serra: (( NOW ROADING ))

Faiz: (( BRUCI! ))

Forge: (( It's been a long time Bruce ))

Wolfsbane: (( So many Bruces ))

Serra: (( AHH IT'S THE RETURN OF BRUCE ))

Faiz: (( Holy crap things that DON'T have AC as their highest defense?! ))

Forge: (( Oh god that is a big thing. ))

Faiz: (( What campaign did we wander into? ))

Forge: (( JUVENILE? ))

Threden: (( G'day Bruce. ))

Imban:

You crest a low rise to see the expanse of thorns suddenly end, a great sea of sand beyond it. At the transition from the Thornwaste to the desert, a decrepit village sprawls, its huts and fields spreading to either side of an ancient stone tower. A sudden cry of pain drifts toward you on the wind.

Taemhain: (( monty python will murder us ))

Imban:

In the center of the settlement, sun-darkened human villagers observe in angry silence as a massive gnoll raises a bloodflecked flail over its head. At its feet, a human male lies dead. Behind the gnoll coils a serpentine creature with glittering blue scales and dozens of legs. It watches the villagers hungrily.

Faiz:

...AH, JEEZ.

Adric Kain:

Hero time?

Wolfsbane:

"Ooh, ooh, we're going to gatecrash aren't we!?"

Faiz:

BIG TIME.

Taemhain:

Man, I hope so!

Serra:

"That is not a very pleasant sight to walk in upon."

Wolfsbane:

"Haha, let's get this party started then."

Serra:

"It does look like intervention time, indeed."

Wolfsbane: (( How high are these houses, 10'? ))

Imban:

Except for how you'll be getting the party started next time 'cuz it's 9 at night.

Wolfsbane: (( sad. ))

Imban: (( shitty low and climbable, so sure ))

Threden: (( Threden. Beginning armed intervention. ))

Imban: (( ))

Adric Kain: (( ))

Imban: (( Please save and log off~ ))

Imban: (( Also the dwarves had some LOOT. ))

Tilus is disconnected.

Blaine is disconnected.

Regris is disconnected.

Threden: (( That we won't see before next week? ))

Threden is disconnected.