Threden has connected.
Imban has connected.
Faiz has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Tilus: (( no, we didn't draft that horse. I demand a reselection! ))
Mechalomaniac: (( HAH ))
Mechalomaniac: (( Oh goodie. We're at half stength ))
Faiz: (( Ergris why. ))
Tilus: (( We lose all of our strikers and one of our leaders. Ewww. ))
Faiz: (( I-- yeah. This isn't... good. ))
Imban: I don't see Regris around, so... :
Faiz: (( Like, at all. ))
Imban: (( On the other hand, it makes sense for this! ))
Threden: (( Now, we shall have two robots, a demon, and a human ride this horse ))
Imban: A few days after your victory in the Vents, you have been going from one party and/or bar to the next due to people wishing to meet the new heroes.
Imban: Following the directions you were given to this one seems to have led you down a dark back alley, however. Maybe it's in an underground club?
Adric Kain: Why are we going here again? This is obviously a trap.
Faiz: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Threden: OBSERVATION: This location is "seedy".
???: You took a wrong turn, friends. Too bad it'll be your last.
Adric Kain: I did not! It was the pixie who is....no where to be seen.
Tilus: "Even if there really is a bar here, it most certainly isn't in the most... savory of places."
Faiz: WHAT.
Tilus: "Oh!?"
Adric Kain: (( Hey Tilus Impersonate yourself ))
Serra: (( Also urk, forgot to impersonate. ))
Faiz: (( Tiles you may want to-- yeah. ))
Serra: (( Yeah, just noticed it myself. ))
Serra: (( I have rectified the problem. XD ))
* Human Berserker 1 steps out from behind the party.
Adric Kain: Are you seriously going to attack us despite knowing what we've accomplished?
Serra: (( Aww, it's not Bruce's Revenge? ))
Threden: THREAT: Do you think this is a logical move?
Faiz: ...AHAHA.
Faiz: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA.
Faiz: OH, MAN.
Faiz: YOU GUYS.
Faiz: ARE. YOU'RE THREATENING US.
Human Guard 1: No, we're actually going to kill you. There's a difference.
Adric Kain: Why?
Faiz: OH, WOW. THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
Human Guard 1: Good money in it.
Serra: "Indeed. We've already sent back numbers considerably greater than this on more than one occasion. Surely you don't intend to fell us with just this."
Adric Kain: How good? We're heroes you know. We might be able to do you better.
Faiz: YEAH YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE FLAYED LIMB FROM LIMB AND I AM GOING TO MAKE A NICE PAIR OF BOXING GLOVES FROM YOUR SKULLS.
Human Guard 1: Uh. Pretty good. Also you guys don't really seem like the kind of people who would track us down and murder us halway across the continent for not doing our job, whereas our current boss totally would.
Human Berserker 1: Shut up about the boss already and kill them!
Imban: Negotiations seem to have broken down. Initiative!
Faiz:
Initiative = 19       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 3
Adric Kain: You're right here. We wouldn't have to track you down.
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+6 Initiative => 5 + 6 = 11
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 Let's do this thing! => 19 + 2 = 21
Faiz: WE DID TRACK THEM DOWN.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+4 LET'S ROBATTLE => 12 + 4 = 16
Faiz: AND HURT THEM.
Faiz: A LOT.
Faiz: UNTIL THEY STOPPED THINKING THOUGHTS.
Faiz: OR LIVING.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 16 + 3 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
Adric Kain: Fine, but just remember in the last few lingering moments of your life that we offered you an out.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 18 + 5 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 9 + 5 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
Adric Kain: And that you will have died for nothing. In fact, you won't even be in my book. You'll be replaced with....gnomes.
Human Guard 1: Hey! I take offense to that!
Serra: "Make 'em halflings."
Adric Kain: That is how little we think of you. You're of lower interest to us than gnomes.
Faiz: POINTY HAT GNOMES OR STEAM MIDGET GNOMES?
Adric Kain: Pointy hat.
Faiz: BAHAHA.
* Human Guard 1 steps across the crates and then charges at Faiz!
Adric Kain: And too many people fetishize halflings. They're....creepy.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Halberd to the face! => 5 + 11 = 16
Serra has received initiative.
* Faiz stares at the guard through the halberd scraping against his faceplate. "YEAH, THIS'LL BE GREAT."
Imban: (( Note: Full baskets are difficult terrain. Empty baskets are not. All baskets and stuff provide cover. ))
Adric Kain: (( Does the horse provide cover? ))
Imban: (( ...yes. ))
Serra: "So you really do want to try to take us down. Are you really sure you intend to follow through on this? Really?"
Imban: (( Yes the horse provides cover! ))
Adric Kain: (( Now if only I could move it without killing it. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Dishearten @ both Berserkers, vs Will => 17 + 8 = 25
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, -2 to attack rolls until end of my next turn => 6 + 4 = 10
Human Berserker 1: Human Berserker 1 loses 10 hit points.
Serra: (( to berserker 1 ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Berserker 2), -2 to attack rolls until end of my next turn => 1 + 4 = 5
Human Berserker 2: Human Berserker 2 loses 5 hit points.
Imban: HOLD IT!
Serra: (( TAAN ENDO ))
Faiz: (( Umb, you wanna deal with the guard? ))
Imban: As she tries running past the horse, it spooks and kicks Serra in the face!
Threden: (( Sure ))
Faiz: (( NIES JERB ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 HORSEKICK => 19 + 6 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d6+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Threden: (( I was going to ask you which pack you wanted to take. ))
Serra: Serra loses 6 hit points.
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
Draft Horse: NEIIIGH D:
Adric Kain: Go back to ponyville.
Faiz: (( Hm, well. ))
* Serra Elan Barriers. -4 damage to that attack.
Threden: OBSERVATION: That was unwise.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Faiz: (( I can mark the guards earlier than you, and if you want to shuffle down there I can ULTRA SHANK them via mark... ))
Faiz: (( Also I've got a higher attack bonus right now as it is. ))
* Human Guard 3 spins his halberd and smashes it into Threden in a Powerful Strike!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 17 + 10 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d10+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
Imban: Threden is flattened to the groudn!
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( OR THAT CAN HAPPEN. ))
Faiz: (( Fuck it, I'm goin' after the berserkers. ))
Imban: (( Oh, hold on one second ))
Imban: (( From her current position, Serra sees someone skulking in the alley! ))
* Human Mage nin nin.
Imban: (( Continute ))
* Faiz brandishes around that newfangled jet-black sword... with what appears to be a > decoration on the blade, scrawled in blood~!
Faiz:
EXCEED BREAK • Minor Action • Awesome • Personal
CHARGE UP!!
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you are considered bloodied for all purposes, positive or negative.
* Faiz sacrifice move action!
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3 to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Serra: "Well I guess that's not all they had. There's a mage over there in the alley."
* Faiz CHARGES SOME FUCKERS DOWN
* Human Guard 1 gets to AoO you?
Faiz: (( Opportunity that bitch. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 SURE => 1 + 10 = 11
* Human Guard 1 flails incompetently.
* Faiz IS TOO ANGRY TO BE DETERRED
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 13
Imban: Faiz is... also too angry to hit things.
Serra: (( You're also too angry to hit... yeah. ))
Threden: (( Faiz trips on the sword. ))
Faiz: (( Clearly I just hit the space between them. ))
* Human Berserker 1 hacks at Faiz with his greataxe!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
* Human Berserker 1 shifts!
Human Berserker 1: (( oh, with -2 that was even worse, 8 ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( So, I'm considered prone, yes? ))
Faiz: (( You ARE prone. ))
Imban: (( You are prone, yes ))
* Threden rises and faces his attackers
Threden: (( Actually ))
Threden: (( Attacking Guard 3 first, then marking ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
* Human Guard 3 blocks your attack.
* Human Guard 2 shifts a b it.
Human Guard 2: (( Actually naah ))
* Human Guard 2 jumps onto the wagon!
* Human Guard 2 then takes out a crossbow and shoots at Adric!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Twang => 7 + 9 = 16
* Human Guard 2 ... misses.
* Human Berserker 2 hacks at Faiz with a greataxe!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 chop hack? => 8 + 7 = 15
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Faiz rumbles. Now has DOUBLE GREATAXE GRIP.
Adric Kain: Hmm...
* Adric Kain plays the Flute at Berserker 1
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 26 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Adric Kain: FUS ROH DAH
Human Berserker 1: Human Berserker 1 loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: (( Keep him adjacent to me. ))
Adric Kain: (( Faiz free attack. ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Human Berserker 1: Human Berserker 1 loses 16 hit points.
* Human Mage nin nin
* Human Mage points at Threden.
Human Mage: A crash of thunder resounds!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Fortitude => 5 + 7 = 12
Human Mage: Threden is unharmed.
* Human Guard 1 shifts a step away from Threden.
* Human Guard 1 swings his halberd at him in a powerful strike!
Threden: OBSERVATION: This unit runs on a lightning power core. Such powers are ineffective.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. Threden's AC => 6 + 10 = 16
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Hmm. So I can either blast one of the guards something fierce or drag the mage out of his hiding hole and give Threden the opportunity to stick to him. ))
Adric Kain: (( Mages are squishy ))
Serra: (( Yeah, let's do that. ))
Faiz: (( Skweesh skweesh. ))
* Serra looks at the mage waaaaaay in the back behind the barrels or bowls or whatever those are. "Don't even try to continue hiding."
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Dimensional Scramble @ Just below mage (plunks him), vs Fort => 17 + 8 = 25
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, teleport incoming => 5 + 4 = 9
Human Mage: Oh noooooooo
Human Mage: Human Mage loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: (( "I CONTROL THE AIRWAAAAAVES" ))
* Human Guard 3 refreshes Powerful Strike
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
* Human Guard 3 shifts!
* Human Guard 3 smashes Threden with a powerful strike!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Smash => 6 + 10 = 16
Faiz has received initiative.
Threden: OBSERVATION: You appear tired. SUGGESTION: Surrender.
* Faiz reaches up... and then smashes the ground!
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Faiz:
EX Damage = 12       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 10
Human Berserker 1: Human Berserker 1 loses 15 hit points.
Human Berserker 2: Human Berserker 2 loses 12 hit points.
Human Berserker 1: "Augh!"
* Human Berserker 1 rages and smashes his greataxe into Faiz! (Battle Fury)
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 vs. AC => 18 + 11 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d12+1d6+4 => 11 + 6 + 4 = 21
Faiz: Faiz loses 21 hit points.
Serra: (( Ewwwwww. ))
Faiz: AHAHAHA.
Faiz: (( Yeah, that'll do it for me. ))
* Human Berserker 1 shifts!
Faiz: (( YOU CAN'T ))
Human Berserker 1: (( oh right ))
* Human Berserker 1 smashes his battle axe into Faiz again!
Threden: (( He's THAT BERSERK ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. AC => 7 + 7 = 14
Threden has received initiative.
* Faiz number of greataxes held: 1
Threden: (( Attacking Mage ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Human Mage: Human Mage loses 13 hit points.
Threden: STATEMENT: Come here.
* Human Guard 2 rushes forward into the square, then turns and hacks at Threden with a powerful strike!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 20 + 10 = 30
Faiz: (( HOW POWERFUL ))
Threden: Threden loses 17 hit points.
Imban: Threden is flattened!
Threden: (( that powerful. ))
* Human Berserker 2 takes an actual move. Provokes AoO
Serra: (( Indeed, that was a powerful strike. ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 31 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 34   Physical       Rolled: 24     Bonuses: 10
Faiz:
Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly.
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.
Imban: (( Hold up ))
Human Berserker 2: Human Berserker 2 loses 34 hit points.
Faiz: (( Oh, right, autoreact, haha. Fair enough. ))
* Human Berserker 2 rages and gets his free attack. THEN you move. >_>
Faiz: (( CHAIN OF COMMAND ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+13 Battle Fury vs. AC => 6 + 13 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d12+1d6+4 => 9 + 2 + 4 = 15
Faiz: Faiz loses 15 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Hey Faiz, Feel better
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Faiz: CAN DO!
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 17 hit points.
Adric Kain: Hmm, what to do about these pests....
* Adric Kain shurgs, plays the flute at Berserker 2
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Human Berserker 2: Human Berserker 2 loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain: Your mother bent herself over this horse last night. I saw it.
Human Berserker 2: SAY IT'S NOT SO
Adric Kain: And she liked it.
* Human Mage shifts away from the angry and prone robot.
Faiz: LOOKS LIKE MINOTAUR BROTHERS FOR YOU, DUDER.
Human Mage: Lightning, dance and destroy them!
Adric Kain: It's a horse.
Adric Kain: That'd be centaurs.
* Human Mage shoots lightning at Threden, Adric, and Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Lightning vs. Threden's Reflex => 13 + 7 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Lightning vs. Adric's Reflex => 7 + 7 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Lightning vs. Faiz's Reflex => 8 + 7 = 15
* Adric Kain SRW dodge animation
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 Threden => 4 + 4 = 8
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 Faiz => 5 + 4 = 9
Threden: Threden loses 8 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: (( --huh ))
* Human Guard 1 refreshes Powerful Strike!
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
* Human Guard 1 does not. Shifts away.
Draft Horse: NEIGH
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 vs. AC => 10 + 6 = 16
Human Guard 1: You...
* Human Guard 1 smashes his halberd into the horse.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 18 + 10 = 28
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Threden: (( The attack carries on. The one I'm using is a reaction, not an interrupt. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
Draft Horse: Draft Horse loses 5 hit points.
* Draft Horse 's ropes are cut! He flees back to Equestria. Where it's safe.
Threden: (( Is now slowed and cannot shift until his next turn. ))
Human Guard 1: Gah, whoops. Got angry...
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain: You nearly hit that poor man's stepfather.
Serra: "Nooo! Not the horse! You three will pay for that example of animal cruelty!"
Faiz: (( If I so much as make eye contact with Berserker 2 he's going down, so if you're looking at southbound enemies take 1. ))
Adric Kain: (( I think the three up top are getting MAP'd ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Dishearten @ Burst centered on mage (plunks him + Guard 1/3), vs Will => 5 + 8 = 13
Faiz: (( Fair enough ! ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
Faiz: (( OR SHE CAN BE AWFUL ))
Adric Kain: (( You should make that suck less ))
Serra: (You can do better than that!)
* Serra Adept's Insights that. Adds 1 to the roll.
Human Mage: You're still awful.
Faiz: (( Really? You don't wanna... Augment that? ))
Imban: (( It hits the guards even with +1 ))
Faiz: (( Well, yeah, but-- eh, whatever. ))
Serra: (( ...Yeah, doubt I'll use much augmenting this fight. ))
* Serra makes that (augment 1).
Human Mage: I AM THE ONE WHO IS AWFUL T_T
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (mage), -2 to attack rolls until end of my next turn => 4 + 4 = 8
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Guard 1), -2 to attack rolls until end of my next turn => 4 + 4 = 8
Human Mage: Human Mage loses 8 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Guard 3), -2 to attack rolls until end of my next turn => 2 + 4 = 6
Human Guard 1: Human Guard 1 loses 8 hit points.
Human Guard 3: Human Guard 3 loses 6 hit points.
Serra: (( Done. ))
* Human Guard 3 shifts away, recovers Powerfuru Strike
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
Serra: (( And now they all recover their moves all the time. ))
* Human Guard 3 powerfully strikes Threden's prone body!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 13 + 10 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d10+7 => 6 + 7 = 13
Threden: Threden loses 13 hit points.
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Faiz: HELLO.
* Faiz CRUSH GROUND FUCK YOU GROUND ARGH
Faiz:
Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Close Burst 1
IMPACT!!
Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.
Faiz:
EX Damage = 17       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 10
Adric Kain: So next time we get invited to a party in a dark back alley, we stay at the inn with Forge, Wolf, and the crazy bird guy.
Human Berserker 1: Human Berserker 1 loses 16 hit points.
Human Berserker 2: Human Berserker 2 loses 17 hit points.
Human Berserker 2: I'll never see my stepbrothers now... x_x
Serra: "Yes, that would be a good idea."
Adric Kain: And get drunk so we fight purple dragons again.
Serra: "...That might not be such a good idea."
Faiz: ALL OF THE DRAGONS!
Human Berserker 1: HEY YOU GO DIE
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 hack Faiz => 5 + 7 = 12
Faiz: NO.
* Human Berserker 1 shifts away T_T
Threden has received initiative.
* Faiz number of greataxes held: 1-- aw
Faiz: (( Hold up~ ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, 2 damage+pronin'. ))
Faiz: (( I QUAEK U ))
Human Berserker 1: Human Berserker 1 loses 2 hit points.
* Human Berserker 1 falls over
Faiz: (( ...actually is that 2 or 3 now that my CONmod's increased ))
Faiz: (( NO MATTER ))
Imban: (( 3den's turn anyway. ))
Serra: (( It dies the next time we look at it funny anyways. ))
Threden:
Warforged Resolve • Minor • N/A
You are an unstoppable engine of destruction. You do not let things such as 'damage' get in your way.
Effect: You gain 4 temporary HP, plus can make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If bloodied, you also recover 4 HP.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 8 hit points.
Imban: (( how are you moving? you were proned. ))
Threden: (( Right. ))
Threden: (( Attacking Guard 3 ))
Threden: STATEMENT: Do not escape.
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Human Guard 3: Human Guard 3 loses 11 hit points.
Faiz: (( Also I think I'm gonna run up and help Umb if someone wants to fry the berserker. ))
Adric Kain: (( I can kill him ))
Adric Kain: (( WITH WORDS ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recover Powerfuru Strike => 1
Adric Kain: (( It Furu'd out ))
Faiz: (( He sure does Furu. ))
* Human Guard 2 moves down and hacks at Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 2 + 10 = 12
* Human Guard 2 rolls.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Faiz number of halberds held: 1
Adric Kain: Hey Threden, feel better
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Adric Kain: Hey Faiz, move up there to help Threden.
Adric Kain:
Moment of Escape • Move • Arcane
You distract your enemies with a quick refrain, giving your embattled ally a chance to get away
Effect: You Slide the target 4 Squares
Serra: (( Slide Umb up to get in the mage's face. ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 18 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( That would make him be flanked ))
Serra: (( He can't escape from that position. ))
Serra: (( And has to eat an AoO if he wants to attack. ))
Adric Kain: (( Well, ok ))
Faiz: (( I still slidin'? ))
Adric Kain: Hey berserker guy...I saw your mom last night too
Adric Kain: (( Oh right ))
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 26 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Human Berserker 1: MOU DAME DAAAAAA
Human Berserker 1: Human Berserker 1 loses 6 hit points.
Adric Kain: She was bent over in front of that other guy who just died.
* Imban eats the dead.
* Human Mage attempts to flee! (provokes Threden)
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
* Human Mage makes his escape!
* Human Mage shoots magic missiles at Faiz.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 vs. Reflex => 7 + 5 = 12
Adric Kain: Faiz isn't the darkness.
* Faiz Countercut~!!
* Human Guard 1 refreshes Furu Strike
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
Faiz: HOH.
* Human Guard 1 shifts away!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 hack 3den => 19 + 8 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
Threden: Threden loses 5 hit points.
Human Guard 1: Threden is marked!
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Take out the guards. I'll get the mage.
Serra: "Oh no you don't get to escape that easily, Mr. Mage."
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Dimensional Scramble @ SW of mage, plunks him, vs Fort => 9 + 8 = 17
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, teleport incoming => 2 + 4 = 6
Human Mage: Human Mage loses 6 hit points.
Human Mage: ... crap.
Threden: GREETING: Hello.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 refresh Furu Strike => 6
* Human Guard 3 powerfully strikes Threden!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Whump => 3 + 10 = 13
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz batter SWING
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon
I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!!
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 20   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.
Human Guard 2: Human Guard 2 loses 20 hit points.
Faiz: HI, GUYS!
Threden has received initiative.
* Human Guard 2 lands in a pile of boxes. T_T
Serra: (( Shouldn't you be marking Guard 2 too? ))
Faiz: (( I can only mark once per turn. ))
Serra: (( But "Mark it regardless of the result" ))
Faiz: (( Figure I should put some heat off Umb. ))
Faiz: (( OH RIGHT ))
Faiz: (( I always forget that, haha. ))
Imban: (( Anyway, Umb. Wat do ))
Faiz: (( GIVE 'EM THE TAZER ))
Threden: ACTIVATION: Defensive shields.
Threden:
Defense Shields • Minor • N/A
You raise a slight electromagnetic shield aroudn you and a nearby ally, increasing your defenses.
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, each target gains a +2 power bonus to all defenses. Additionally, enemies cannot gain combat advantage against either target until the end of your next turn.
Threden: (( Me and Fleed ))
Threden: STATEMENT: Halt.
Threden: (( Attacking Guard 1 ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Human Guard 1: Human Guard 1 loses 12 hit points.
Faiz: (( If you want to mark the mage be my guest. You still have better all-round defenses than I. ))
Threden: (( Sure ))
* Human Guard 2 picks himself up from his spot in the crates and attempts to un-Furu himself.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
* Human Guard 2 wobbles out and then charges at Serra!
Faiz: (( Reaction, not interrupt. Do as you like. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 cheeeearge => 8 + 11 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
Serra: Serra loses 8 hit points.
Serra: (( Is that factoring in mark and -2 to hit? ))
Human Guard 2: (( oh, whoops ))
Faiz: HEY. DON'T HIT THE LADIES. ASSNAUT.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 8 hit points.
Faiz:
Rock Grasper • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCK TOMB! FUCK YOU!
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 10
Hit: Target is slowed until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( wopz wrong ))
Faiz:
Stone Force • Immediate Reaction • Primal • Close Burst 5
ROCK SPIRE, RIGHT IN THE DISABLER.
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Slide target one square. Target is slowed and cannot shift until the end of its turn.
Serra: "Eww, get off me, you creep."
* Human Guard 2 is disabled
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: That is quite rude, you know.
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the guard. FUS ROH DAH
Faiz: (( I think that's like the third time I've ever used Stone Force, too. ))
Adric Kain: (At guard 2 rather)
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 14 vs. Will       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Human Guard 2: Human Guard 2 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Faiz hit him ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 10
Human Guard 2: Human Guard 2 loses 16 hit points.
Human Guard 2: Augh!
Threden: (( It's not often we need to be NOT next to our marked targets, afterall. ))
Faiz: WHAT UP.
Human Guard 2: ALL MY BLOOD. T_T
Faiz: YES!
Faiz: ALL OF YOUR BLOOD.
Faiz: NOT ALL OF IT, REALLY.
Faiz: MOST OF IT.
Faiz: BUT NOT ALL.
Adric Kain: That's what you get for attacking the lady.
Threden: OBSERVATION: You should have ran when you had the chance.
Faiz: DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIX THAT.
* Human Mage double shift
* Human Guard 1 refresh Furu
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Whap 3den => 11 + 10 = 21
Human Guard 1: (( is that a miss due to barrier M? ))
Faiz: (( He's got 22. ))
Human Guard 1: (( thought so ))
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Umb just keeps base, I update every time I buff. ))
Serra: "Okay, you creep. You asked for it, you got it. Enjoy double dose of painful psychic headache!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Mind Thrust @ Guard 2, vs Will => 12 + 8 = 20
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 1 + 4 = 5
Human Guard 2: Human Guard 2 loses 5 hit points.
* Human Guard 2 does the 1 HP dance
Faiz: (( Achievement Unlocked: Y U No Make Good On Threats ))
Serra: "Oh, you lucked out. But for how much longer?"
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Human Guard 2: Not very. T_T
* Human Guard 3 refresh Furu
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
* Human Guard 3 shifts away.
* Human Guard 3 ...charges at Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Hack hack slash hack => 11 + 9 = 20
Faiz: LOOK I KNOW THIS IS A BACK ALLEY AND ALL BUT...
* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Serra: Serra loses 11 hit points.
Threden: (( I can try to kill 2 with my lighting jump, if you want to focus on a different one, Fleed. ))
Human Guard 3: Serra is marked!
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Honestly I was about to go after the mage, really. ))
Serra: "Ick, more creeps!"
Adric Kain: What part of back off from he lady can you all not understand?
Threden: (( I was going to try and spear the mage, with the jump going to the guard. But I'll go with what you do! ))
Faiz: (( Hrm. ))
Faiz: (( I do have better attack bonus. ))
* Faiz shifto~
Faiz: HEY. YOU.
Human Guard 2: ?
* Faiz brandishes his falchion a bit. "NOT YOU. YOU COME NEXT."
Faiz: YOU, OVER THERE. WATCH THIS SHIT.
* Faiz a-vanish
Faiz:
Sand Storm • Free Action • Illusion • Personal
INVISIBLE!!
Trigger: You start a charge.
Effect: You are invisible until the end of the current turn.
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12
Damage = 22   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 13
Human Guard 3: Human Guard 3 loses 22 hit points.
Human Guard 3: AUGH SOMETHING I CAN'T SEE STABBED ME IN THE MY ENTIRE BODY
Faiz: WORD TO YOU, FRESH MEAT!
Human Guard 3: ...Oh it's just the raging killer robot.
Faiz: YES IT IS!
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Is the money still good enough?
Human Guard 3: NOT REALLY T_T
Faiz: YOU CAN TOTALLY SURRENDER, I WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.
Adric Kain: Tell you what. First one of you to surrender themselves gets to live.
Threden: Charging up.
Faiz: I MAY HOLD YOU AGAINST THE WALL SINCE MY FIST IS CURRENTLY LODGED IN YOUR RIBCAGE THOUGH.
Imban: (( Player note: You can make Intimidate checks to force bloodied foes to surrender! ))
Adric Kain: But this is a limited time offer.
Faiz: (( Yep~ ))
Faiz: (( I just... don't. ))
Threden: (( Attacking mage. ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 7   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Human Mage: Human Mage loses 7 hit points.
Human Guard 2: Human Guard 2 loses 4 hit points.
Threden: Targets eliminated.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Maybe we should take one of these guys prisoner. ))
* Imban chews on corpses.
* Adric Kain plays the flute at Guard 3 (Yeah, AoO me)
Faiz: (( IF YOU DARE ))
Adric Kain: (( IF YOU DARE ))
Human Guard 3: (( ... do I really... ))
Human Guard 3: (( NOPE ))
Adric Kain: (( TOO BAD ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Human Guard 3: Human Guard 3 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Faiz, do your violence ))
* Faiz tosses the guard away so he has a hand free already.
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TO THE FACE!
Attack = 31 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 11
Damage = 34   Physical       Rolled: 24     Bonuses: 10
* Human Guard 3 ejected.
Human Guard 3: Human Guard 3 loses 34 hit points.
* Adric Kain points at Guard 1
Faiz: (( Oh man I wish that I was bloodied right there. ))
Serra: "Thanks for the assist there, guys."
Adric Kain: Surrender and become our prisoner, and you get to live.
Faiz: (( Just because I'm curious... ))
Faiz:
Blood Crit Override!! = 38       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 18
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( actually ))
Adric Kain: (( Eh, nevermine ))
Faiz: (( Can only do that when the last guy's bloodied. ))
Human Guard 1: Um...
Human Guard 1: ...MOU DAME DAAAAA
Faiz: OH
Faiz: YOU
Faiz: FUCKER
Serra: "Or he could just turn tail and run."
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain: He can try.
Faiz: HE WILL FAIL!
Serra: "But he hasn't run far enough!"
Serra: "You! Enjoy a gigaton headache!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+8 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Guard 1, vs Will => 16 + 8 = 24
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+4 Damage, -3 to all defenses until end of next turn => 13 + 4 = 17
Human Guard 1: Human Guard 1 loses 17 hit points.
Serra: (( and what's the action on intimidate? ))
* Human Guard 1 falls over in a heap.
Faiz: (( Standard. ))
Serra: (( Blah. Faiz, you go do it then. ))
Imban: Naah, he surrendered. By falling down.
Faiz: (( Do we get the minus on doin' that if we run, or would that be SILLY AND DUMB? ))
Imban: Combat's over. Collect your flopguard at will.
Threden: CAUTION: Do not attempt to escape.
Human Guard 1: Ow.
Faiz: I CAN GRIND YOUR FACE OFF WITHOUT YOU EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND.
Human Guard 1: I would prefer you don't do that.
Adric Kain: Now, you said someone hired you to kill us. Who was that?
Serra: "Or, if you so choose, I can make that headache a little more... permanent."
Human Guard 1: It was this little guy! His name was like Modra or somethin'!
Human Guard 1: He had a big nose and looked all skittish!
Adric Kain: Like ratperson?
Human Guard 1: No, like...
* DarkOne would look
Serra: (( I'm guessing hobgoblin. ))
Adric Kain: Ahh.
Adric Kain: You know, I'm a bit disappointed he talked so easily. I was looking forward to tortu....convincing him.
Serra: (( We have seen this guy before, right? ))
Human Guard 1: Well after you made my buddies EXPLODE INTO GORE...!
Faiz: I DO THAT A LOT.
Adric Kain: Did we not warn you before you attacked us what would happen?
Threden: STATEMENT: You were given fair warning prior to engagement of hostilities.
Imban: You have not seen this guy before. You have, however, seen a Dark One. He was holding a Mysterious Bronze Key that you now hold.
Imban: He was inspecting the pipes in the Vents. You hacked him to bits.
Adric Kain: (( the hacking to bits doesn't narrow things down much ))
Serra: "That description looks a lot like that creepy guy we met in the vents. So there's more of his ilk around..."
Adric Kain: Where did he contact you?
Faiz: BWAHA. ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE?
Faiz: THOSE WERE FUN.
Human Guard 1: "Look, it was just a guild mission from the Lost Boys."
Faiz: HM.
Adric Kain: A merc band?
Human Guard 1: "If you're going to look for him, that's a bad place to start. Not only will they want to claim the bounty too, he won't be coming back there."
Imban: They're more like the local thieves and thugs' guild.
Faiz: I'M WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO ACTUALLY MAKE HIM AN EXAMPLE, NOW THAT HE'S, LIKE... FROM PLACES.
Human Guard 1: "Well, I'm not anymore. I hope you guys let me go, so I can take the first caravan out of town."
Adric Kain: Well, we promised to let him live, and we'd be horrible heroes to go back on our word.
Human Guard 1: "Even with that, that Dark One might send assassins after me..."
Adric Kain: Here's a valid question.
Adric Kain: Why would he waste time sending his assassins after you, who he hired to kill us, rather than just sending the assassins after us directly?
Human Guard 1: "He's a dick."
Adric Kain: An inefficent one at that.
Faiz: MAYBE HE UNDERESTIMATED US.
Threden: OBSERVATION: Evil organizations are typically unaccommodating of failure.
Adric Kain: I have an idea.
Faiz: I DO LIKE YOU, BUDDY. YOU HAD THE SENSE TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THE RAMPAGING DEATH TRAIN WHEN THINGS WENT SOUTH FOR YOU.
Adric Kain: Let's keep this guy around. Like our sidekick. Then when the assassins inevitably come for him, we slaughter them and tortu...interrogate one of them for more information?
Faiz: SO LIKE, IF IT WERE UP TO ME? TOTALLY WOULD LET YOU GO. AT LEAST UNTIL YOU POINTED THAT STUPID SPEAR AT ME AGAIN.
Faiz: THEN, Y'KNOW. HEAD, CRUSHING, ALL THAT.
Human Guard 1: "Uh. Actually I'm thinking I'm getting out of town."
Human Guard 1: "My name's not Zevran, after all."
Serra: (( Would this name be familiar? ))
Imban: (( Only if you have Break 4th Wall trained. ))
Serra: (( I could History -> Break Fourth Wall! *runs so fast* ))
Adric Kain: Think about it. If you have assassins after you would you rather be on your own, or surrounded by a group of heroes who have braved all kinds of impossible odds and came out triumphant?
Faiz: ALSO WE ARE HUGE.
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+11 Diplomancy check sure why not => 16 + 11 = 27
Human Guard 1: "...you have a point. I'll stick with you for a while."
Faiz: AHAHA.
Human Guard 1: "Well. Some of you have LOTS of points. Like the one with the falchion."
Faiz: BUT YEAH YOU TOTALLY SAW WHAT I DID TO ONE OF YOUR BROS OVER THERE, RIGHT?
Faiz: WHAT WITH THE FIST AND THE CHEST AND THE SPINNING AND THE THROWING AND GRINDING?
Adric Kain: Good. Just don't backstab usor you'll suffer one of the most painful deaths I can imagine. And believe me. I've imagined quite a few.
Faiz: WE HAVE A GUY SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE WHO DOES THAT LIKE ON A MINUTELY BASIS.
Human Guard 1: oh god why
* Faiz perks up a bit. "WHERE IS HE, ANYWAY. I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP."
Adric Kain: Forge?
Human Guard 1: Anyway, if you're going to find Modra, you'd best ask around town, rather than seek out my bosses.
Serra: "They must have all gotten sidetracked themselves. That's the only explanation."
Adric Kain: He, the pixie, and the distrubed bird emmissary of a dark god decided not to come with us for whatever reason.
Adric Kain: At least I assume Sun Vulcan is some kind of dark god.
Human Guard 1: So, uh. I guess you should go do that. And I'll skulk around and hope noone with particularly sharp knives or poison arrows notices me.
Human Guard 1: Sound good?
Faiz: OKAY~!
Adric Kain: Sounds good.
Human Guard 1: Human Guard 1 is healed and gains 0 hit points.
Adric Kain: What's your name anyway?
Serra: "Sounds like a plan to me."
Human Guard 1: Why, it's...
Imban: A name screen pops up in front of Adric.
Unknown command: "oof Pfft". Try /help for a list of commands.
Faiz: (( "Buman Guard 1" ))
Adric Kain: (( Meg Ryan ))
Serra: (( Too many letters! ))
Faiz: (( AT LEAST Umb should get that. ))
Threden: (( ○×∆□* ))
Ryan Dale: Ryan Dale.
Faiz: SURE, WHY NOT.
Adric Kain: Congratulations. Your chances of surviving this chapter just jumped up by about 500%.
Imban: Anyway! Take a short rest, and then it's time to search around the city for Modra!
Imban: This will be a skill challenge!
* Adric Kain plays the healing song
* Serra burns a HS.
Faiz: (( You songin'? ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm songing. ))
Faiz: (( THE PARTY JOINED THEME ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 17 hit points.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 18 hit points.
Serra: (( And the healing button broke again. +13 HP for me please. ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 13 hit points.
Faiz: SO, BUDDYFRIEND. WHAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO GET ALL UP IN GRILLS WITHOUT THE WHOLE VIOLENCE AND CLANDESTINE SHANKERY TO HAPPEN TO US, HUH?
Adric Kain: Whores.
Adric Kain: Don't look at me like that.
Imban: You can use Bluff, Diplomacy, Intimidate, or Streetwise to search for Modra directly. You can also use Acrobatics, Athletics, Insight, Stealth, and Thievery to make your job easier.
Imban: Also, if you're making a Bluff check, you can spend 50 gp on bribes to make it easier.
* Faiz ATHLETS THE FUCK OUT
Imban: Round 1 - Looking for actions from everyone.
Faiz:
Athletics = 18       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 12
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+11 Oh I can Diplomancy this up => 10 + 11 = 21
* Threden rolls: 1d20+9 ROBOT INTIMIDATE => 3 + 9 = 12
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Also diplomancy go => 14 + 10 = 24
Imban: Faiz puts on a show of lifting and tossing heavy objects in the town square. While people are watching him, he overhears a rumor.
Threden: (( Threden forgets to take the cat ears off his helmet, and so is not that threatening. ))
Imban: roll 1d10
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 4
Imban: “Modra is a dark creeper, and well known in the city’s criminal underworld.”
Imban: Also, he gains a +2 to his next Bluff, Diplomacy, or Intimidate check!
Imban: Adric asks around about other people who have been attacked by the Lost Ones, and starts finding some patterns behind it.
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 4
Imban: He also hears a rumor.
Imban: “Modra is a dark creeper, and well known in the city’s criminal underworld.”
Imban: Threden attempts to glare his way into a Lost Boys safehouse, but has the door slammed in his face. Also, he thinks he might want to keep a low profile for a while.
Imban: (Threden cannot make any more Bluff or Intimidate checks!)
Imban: Serra also listens to what people have to say about the Lost Boys, and finds out some clear information...
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 9
Imban: “Modra was in the city three weeks past, but he was keeping a low profile. He had a squad of dark creepers with him, must have figured they’d stand out.”
Imban: You meet up and exchange your information. Time for round 2!
* Faiz is an awfully huge and kind of dark-armored robot with a sword that eats the blood out of people. He is pretty goddamn scary.
Faiz:
Intimidate = 22       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 10
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+10 Insight to figure out the pattern behind the Lost Boys attacks => 7 + 10 = 17
Faiz: (( That's modified, by the way. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Another round of diplomancy! => 20 + 10 = 30
Imban: (( kay ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+9 Athletics => 1 + 9 = 10
Threden: (( Nope ))
Threden: (( Not my day. ))
Adric Kain: (( Don't play the Lotto ))
Imban: Faiz knocks down the safehouse that Threden got kicked out of. Literally.
Faiz: BITCHES! I BRING YOU GOOD TIDINGS!
Serra: (( I'm sorry, Threden! I'll take my init rolls back! Just get back to your regular skill rolls! ))
Adric Kain: (( SANTA FAIZ IS COMING TO TOWN ))
Imban: roll 1d10
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 9
Imban: “Look, Modra was in the city three weeks past, but he was keeping a low profile. He had a squad of dark creepers with him, must have figured they’d stand out. Please just leave!”
Faiz: I... BUT YOU SEEM SO NICE.
Serra: (( Man this thing loves its' duplicate info. ))
Threden: (( Seriously? Dupes of BOTH pieces of info? ))
Threden: (( Lawl. ))
Imban: Adric figures out where he should ask around next, gaining +2 to his next Bluff, Diplomacy, or Intimidate check.
Imban: Serra listens to more people complaining about the Lost Boys, but figures out that all the information they're going to get out of that has been gotten.
Imban: (( Diplomacy is now disabled for the rest of the challenge! ))
Faiz: (( Can we keep up with the Acrobatics/Athletics/etc shit and get extras? ))
Imban: (( Yes unless I say you can't ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh poo ))
Serra: (( Alas. Thankfully there are other avenues I can go down! ))
Imban: Threden... doesn't totally make a fool out of himself while lifting weights.
Imban: He gains +2 to his next Bluff/Intimidate check.
Threden: (( That he can't make. Woo! ))
Imban: (( Sure can't. ))
Imban: (( Round 3! ))
* Faiz decides that this town needs more ridiculous statues. EARTHFORCE GO
Faiz:
Athletics = 20       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 12
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+15 Bluffing my way to some info~ => 20 + 15 = 35
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 Serra starts looking for a more shady crowd and starts threatening headaches on them until she gets what she's looking for. => 4 + 10 = 14
Serra: (( (Intimidate) ))
Faiz: (( Well you do have creepy solid green eyes now, I guess that's kind of scary. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 Streetwise, as the giant robot wanders around. => 13 + 2 = 15
Imban: Faiz builds a fuckin' statue. It looks sweet. (+2 Bluff/Intimidate)
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 4
Serra: (( ..... ))
Imban: He also overhears people talking about it...
* Faiz has done an astounding service to the community harrg
Threden: (( Derp ))
Imban: “Modra is a dark creeper, and well known in the city’s criminal underworld.”
Faiz: (( also JESUS WHAT ))
Faiz: (( Throw us a bone here, holy shit. ))
Serra: (( KIIIIIIIID ))
Imban: (( You don't have to hear all the rumors. I'm just laughing at the repeats ))
Adric Kain: (( The way this works is hilarious ))
Serra: (( Even when we win we lose. ))
Adric Kain: (( look let's just CLICK THE HELL OUT OF THESE TOWNSPEOPLE ))
Faiz: (( CAN WE JUST PRESS THE A BUTTON ON THE SAME GUY LIKE FORTY TIMES AND GET THE SAME END RESULT? ))
Adric Kain: (( When they start saying "Me not that kind of orc!" we know we got everything ))
Imban: Adric pretends to be a member of the Lost Boys and sits in a bar with a cloak on, mysterious-looking, and waits for people to give him jobs!
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 9
Imban: “Modra was in the city three weeks past, but he was keeping a low profile. He had a squad of dark creepers with him, must have figured they’d stand out.”
Serra: (( .................. ))
Serra: (( This is just getting silly now. ))
Imban: Serra is bodily thrown out of a seedy-looking bar for being a little girl.
Imban: (( No more Bluff/Intimidate for her. ))
Adric Kain: (( While I'm there, any attractive women who look like they'd try to slit my throat the second I turned my back? ))
Imban: (( Yes! ))
Serra: (( So no more anything for me now. XD ))
Adric Kain: (( Awesome. ))
Imban: Threden wanders around and hears a rumor, while keeping a relatively low profile. ...for a robot.
Faiz: (( We know you're totally up for that kind of thing but remember your blood is MADE OF FIRE so I don't think they'd appreciate that, so much. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 8
Imban: “The dark creeper is just the front man for arms dealing in the city. No one knows who’s behind the operation, but rumor says it’s bigger than anyone in Overlook will ever know.”
Imban: You all meet up afterwards. Time for round 4!
Faiz:
Intimidate = 27       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 10
Serra: (( Oh wait I can streetwise. ))
Adric Kain: (( See the logic is the attractive women there who DON'T look like that would do it anyway, but it's good to be up front about it. ))
Adric Kain: roll 1d20+13 More bluffing. For info.
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+13 more bluffing => 19 + 13 = 32
Imban: (( oh, wait, Thievery is a primary skill, too ))
Imban: (( my bads. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+5 Surely she can find a way to ask her way around for better info! (Streetwise) => 6 + 5 = 11
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 Street wandering again => 17 + 2 = 19
Faiz: (( Serra just pickpockets peoples' brains. ))
Adric Kain: (( She fences them for illithids ))
Imban: Faiz knocks over ANOTHER Lost Boys' safehouse. They beg him to leave.
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 8
Imban: “The dark creeper is just the front man for arms dealing in the city. No one knows who’s behind the operation, but rumor says it’s bigger than anyone in Overlook will ever know.”
Serra: (( Pffffft. ))
Threden: (( Oh random chance. ))
Imban: Adric asks the girl who looks like she'll slit his throat if she'd like a drink and to tell him everything she knows about Modra.
Imban: The answer is yes.
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 8
Imban: “The dark creeper is just the front man for arms dealing in the city. No one knows who’s behind the operation, but rumor says it’s bigger than anyone in Overlook will ever know.”
Serra: (( Sheesh. XD ))
Imban: Threden keeps a low profile, and hears a rumor...!
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 6
Imban: “Modra met up with a shadar-kai witch a month ago. Some said she was doing a deal for weapons, but she didn’t look much like a warrior.”
Imban: Serra listens to what she can, but doesn't end up with much except getting hit on.
Imban: Everyone meets up for round 5, when...!
Serra: (( RANGERNIS ))
Faiz: (( OH NO RAPE SCENE ))
Faiz: (( OH NO TYTH SCENE ))
Adric Kain: (( EBBY YOU'VE RETURNED TO US ))
* Half-Elf Ranger suddenly stops Serra on her way back to the alley and pushes a longsword up against her throat.
Half-Elf Ranger: "You're making my job harder, you blithering idiot."
Serra: "....."
Adric Kain: (( if she mentions Deep Wang, kill her ))
Faiz: (( Can we see this? Can I totally just walk up to her and start with the flailing and the revving and the explosions of deathblood? ))
Faiz: (( Or DIFFERENT ALLEY? ))
Half-Elf Ranger: (( The rest of you arrive from the other side and see Serra talking to someone. In close quarters. ))
Faiz: (( "HEY YOU DON'T NEED SWORDS TO TALK" ))
Faiz: ...HUH.
Threden: STATEMENT: Back away.
Faiz: YOU DON'T NEED SWORDS TO TALK.
Half-Elf Ranger: Tch.
Faiz: UNLESS YOU'RE TALKING WITH SWORDS.
Faiz: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SWORD.
Faiz: YOU'RE DOING THIS ALL WRONG!!
Serra: "...Who are you, anyways?"
Adric Kain: I'd listen to the large robot people. They can get....messy.
Adric Kain: Especially Faiz.
Faiz: I HAVE A SWORD IF YOU WANT TO GIVE IT ANOTHER GO.
Adric Kain: I think the description I often use is a hurricane of blood and gore.
Reniss: "Name's Reniss. I was looking for Modra, when you incompetents made it known across half the city that people are looking for him."
Faiz: ...DO YOU... SEE US?
Faiz: I MEAN I'M NOT EXACTLY SUBTLE.
Adric Kain: Well...I was subtle.
Reniss: "Yeah. This is why you should leave adventuring to the professionals."
Faiz: YOU ARE BRIGHT RED AND MADE OF ON FIRE.
Reniss: "Anyway, why are YOU jerks looking for Modra?"
Faiz: ALSO HEY, HEY. I'M TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL!
Adric Kain: He's trying to kill us.
Faiz: ASSFACE.
Adric Kain: Or, well. Have us killed.
Threden: OBSERVATION: The last group of professional adventurers we encountered were markedly less efficient at their duties.
Reniss: "Oh. He probably killed my sister, too."
Faiz: YEAH, THAT.
Adric Kain: That's tragic.
Adric Kain: And a damn good story hook.
Adric Kain: I mean. I'm sorry for your loss.
Reniss: "Yeah, especially since she was a much better adventurer than your sorry lot. Her name was Jen, and she was with the Farstriders, the most elite adventuring band of Overlook."
Faiz: ...OH, THEM.
Faiz: YEAH THEY ALL DIED HORRIBLY.
Faiz: LIKE, MEGA SUPER BAD.
Adric Kain: Oh....OH! I remember her.
Faiz: THEN WE FINISHED THEIR JOB.
Serra: "Unfortunately, he's telling the truth."
Adric Kain: She was cute.
Reniss: "...uh."
Faiz: BECAUSE THEY WERE BAD AT IT AND WE WERE BETTER.
Faiz: ADVENTURERS!
Reniss: "You mean after they cleared the way for you with their lives, you managed to run the last step. Right?"
* Faiz does a little jazz-hands flourish.
Faiz: NO, NOT REALLY.
Adric Kain: It will be more heroic in the book, I assure you.
Faiz: WE KIND OF PUNCHED THEIR LEADER IN THE FACE, THEN SET HIS SKULL ON FIRE.
Faiz: WHILE IT WAS STILL IN HIS FACE.
Reniss: "...uh. Well. ...damn."
Serra: "It wasn't exactly a breeze for us to get there, either, for your information."
Threden: OBSERVATION: Most of the defenses in the ruins they were navigating were still active by the time this unit arrived.
Reniss: "...aaaaanyway, Jen sent me her dying words, which were just the name Modra. I tracked him here, then found that you guys made sure everyone in town knew people were out for him."
* Faiz turns his head a bit to Adric. "HEY WAS HER SISTER THE ONE WE FOUND MAULED BY ORCS AND BEETLES OR ONE OF THE ONES MAULED BY ORCS AND TROLL?"
* Adric Kain facepalm.
Serra: (( We seem to be doing grand at these skill challenges, aren't we? ))
Imban: Orcs and beetles, for the record.
Reniss: "..."
Adric Kain: Ok, we're all after Modra.
Faiz: YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
Reniss: "Yeah, well, I guess you can kill shit pretty well. Even if you can't keep your mouths shut."
Adric Kain: Let's....compare notes
Reniss: "Sure."
Faiz: YELLING THINGS IS A VALUABLE INTIMIDATION TACTIC.
Faiz: ALONG WITH PUSHING HOUSES OVER.
Reniss: "He's a weapons dealer, but I've heard he's been on the run ever since the Battle of Bordrin's Watch."
Faiz: HOH.
Adric Kain: He probably bet on the wrong horse.
Reniss: "Anyway, while I was hunting around, I met a dark creeper who was close to death. I bandaged him and asked him what happened, and he said he was jumped for working for Modra."
Reniss: "Said people are out to kill Modra. Didn't sound like you lot, either."
Faiz: ...YOU HELPED SOMETHING THAT... SNAGGLY?
Adric Kain: We helped bait.
Adric Kain: I mean...Ryan.
Faiz: I MEAN I THINK WE FOUGHT ONE OF THOSE THINGS DOWN THERE AND HE KIND OF LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING THAT KICKING IN THE TEETH WOULD MAKE PRETTIER.
Reniss: "Anyway, he said to look in this almshouse in Tradetown called the Happy Beggar, and that's where I was headed to next when I heard that everyone in the entire city would know I was coming."
Reniss: "Oh, after I bandaged him I slit his throat."
Faiz: ...THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS.
Adric Kain: That's nonsense. Everyone in the entire city will know we're coming. They don't know anything about you.
Faiz: I THINK I CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT TOO, REALLY.
Reniss: "Right. And knowing your guys' modus operandi, which is apparently..."
* Reniss looks at Faiz
Reniss: "...to kick in the doors and kill everything they see..."
Faiz: ENTERTAINING.
Reniss: "...there's going to be pretty tight defenses whereever Modra is."
Faiz: I'M AN ENTERTAINER.
Faiz: ALSO A CONSTRUCTION WORKER.
Reniss: "So while I could go it alone, I'm pretty sure it'd be fucking stupid."
Adric Kain: Subtle doesn't work when you travel with three warforged, a religious zealot, and his bizzare chimera.
* Adric Kain totally ignores the fact the religious zealot is actually the sneaky one.
Reniss: "So the point is, I'm joining you sorry assholes."
Faiz: NEAT!
Faiz: WE FOUND THIS ONE GUY WHO KIND OF JOINED US EARLIER TOO.
Adric Kain: Excellent. More supporting characters for the book!
Reniss: "Human?"
Faiz: WHEN WE... KILLED EVERYONE ELSE.
* Reniss looks at him.
Reniss: "Yeah, fine."
Adric Kain: So...what do you do?
Adric Kain: Stab things? Shoot things? Magic things?
Faiz: COMBINATIONS THEREOF?
Reniss: "I shoot things and they stop being alive."
Faiz: (( I like how Tilus has been quiet this ENTIRE TIME. ))
Adric Kain: (( Clearly Serra is shell shocked ))
Faiz: EXCELLENT! WE HAVE SOME OTHER PEOPLE WHO DO THAT TOO.
Serra: (( Yeah, I've been distracted. ))
Faiz: UH. ONE OF THEM YOU TRIED TO STAB.
Adric Kain: (( STOP WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY DURING GAME TIME TILUS ))
* Faiz tilts his head up. "SHANK? IMPALE...?"
Serra: (( I don't do that. XD ))
Reniss: "Sometimes I also stab things. You robots take things so literally."
Adric Kain: Shank requires something smaller. Like a dagger.
Reniss: "Anyway, this way."
Faiz: I KNOW "CLEAVE" AND I KNOW "REND," THIS IS ABOUT ALL I'M INTIMATELY FAMILIAR WITH.
Faiz: THE REST I JUST MAKE UP AS I GO ALONG.
Adric Kain: You should try decapitate some time.
Faiz: OHH.
Imban: (( Move to the new map: Happy Beggar ))
Adric Kain: And if we ever get the opportunity? Defenstration is amazing.
Adric Kain: (( THIS IS A VERY LARGE INN ))
Prashant: "Greetings and welcome. You are just in time for tea and songs of devotion. Please, join us!"
Faiz: TEA AND SONGS!
Faiz: I LIKE THIS PLACE ALREADY.
Ryan Dale: "Ugh, the Happy Beggar. This place is known for being a bit overly holy."
Prashant: "Some tea, dear?"
Ausma: "Of course."
* Faiz turns his head over to Adric again. "WHAT ARE SONGS OF DEVOTION?"
Adric Kain: And Azar is missing it.
Adric Kain: A song showing your devotion to...something.
Adric Kain: For you I'd recommend a little tune called "Let the bodies hit the floor"
Faiz: DO WE HAVE A SONG OF DEVOTION?
Faiz: OH, WE DO.
Faiz: YOU'RE THE BEST.
* Reniss whispers.
* Serra listens in.
* Adric Kain also listens in
Reniss: "Anyway, this place is run by Paladins. If there's anything going on, it's got to be hidden somewhere.
* Serra nods.
Reniss: "I'd recommend having Ryan there distract them while the rest of us head downstairs to look."
Adric Kain: That's a good plan.
Serra: "Works for me."
Threden: AGREEMENT
* Brenat coughs
* Brenat stands up, wobbly, and wobbles his way over towards the heroes.
Faiz: ...HI!
Brenat: "Oh, adventurers... so rare that I see young ones like you in my old age..."
* Adric Kain wanders over to Ryan. "Go mingle with the crowd while we have a look around. You'll be safe up here."
Faiz: WHY?
* Ryan Dale mingle mingle
Faiz: PLACE LIKE THIS IS AWESOME. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SEE US LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY OR SOMETHING.
Brenat: "I mostly keep to myself nowadays... the old bones aren't what they used to be."
Brenat: "What brings you all here?"
Faiz: ...STUFF.
Brenat: "Ah, stuff. The stuff of legends..."
Adric Kain: It will be.
Threden: RESPONSE: Exploring the city.
Faiz: AHAHA.
Brenat: "And what will they tell of your legend here?"
Faiz: WELL, I DUNNO. WE CRUSH THINGS AND HE WRITES ABOUT IT, REALLY.
Adric Kain: I translate it into more eloquent words than crush, of course.
Brenat: "Ah... and so you have come here to crush tea leaves? Or something more interesting?"
Faiz: WELL I LIKE TEA...
Adric Kain: Oh, we're just taking a look about. You never know where a legend might pop up after all.
Brenat: "I see, I see..."
Adric Kain: And what brings you in here?
Brenat: "Ah, just to hear the praises of Pelor. It reminds me of my youth, fighting dark creepers in the mountains as a younger man. Then I took an arrow to the knee."
Faiz: ...I FEEL ANGRY ALL OF A SUDDEN.
Adric Kain: (( /roll 1d20+5 I'm stabbing this asshole in the knee ))
Adric Kain: (( No ))
Serra: "That must have been painful, indeed."
* Serra looks to see if there's any noticeable limp in this guy's walking.
* Serra casually, of course.
* Faiz also ruminates on the concept of this "Pelor" dude, momentarily.
Brenat: (( Roll Perception ))
Adric Kain: So see any interesting sights around here, aside from ourselves?
Faiz:
Insight = 6       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 3
Brenat: (( or Insight ))
Faiz: (( For personal purposes~ ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 Ara ara ufufu? => 13 + 2 = 15
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 PERCEIVE => 1 + 8 = 9
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Bluff the goofy Serra => 17 + 9 = 26
Adric Kain: (( Wow this half elf has nice boobs. ))
* Brenat took an arrow to the knee.
Faiz: (( Blaine is so going to quit the group now, ahaha. ))
Adric Kain: (( Or he'll kill the guy ))
Brenat: "Just remember. If you have cause to fight Dark Creepers yourselves, strike no bargains with them. They're so deceitful, they are..."
* Brenat begins hobbling towards the door of the inn.
Adric Kain: That's puzzling. Though I'm sure Faiz will be happy at the concept of take no prisoners.
Faiz: I AM A TRAIN OF DESTRUCTION!
Serra: "Indeed. I hope he isn't going to reaggravate his leg if he keeps walking around like that."
Adric Kain: You'd think he'd have a cane.
Ryan Dale: "So there I was, with this giant metal man in front of me, and just like that, the sun dawned and he mercifully decided to let me go."
Faiz: WHAT.
Reniss: "I think that's our cue. Let's head downstairs."
* Serra looks around to make sure Ryan's still distracting the veterans' club.
Reniss: "This means you too."
Adric Kain: Good idea. So far as I know that's the only story he owns.
Faiz: HI!
* Serra nods.
Adric Kain: (( knows, even ))
Faiz: THIS IS VERY CRAMPED.
Reniss: "Anyway, let's search around."
Serra: "Right."
Reniss: (( Everyone roll Perception! ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 Ara ara ara~ => 18 + 2 = 20
* Faiz looks around kind of flustered; this is way too small.
Faiz:
Perception = 27       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 8
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+8 Perception do better than last time => 17 + 8 = 25
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 Robot sensors => 5 + 2 = 7
Imban: Adric notices there's no other way out of here unless there's a way through the collapsed cellar in the south.
Imban: Faiz, on the other hand, notices that the "collapse" is entirely unnatural.
Imban: And there's totally a door behind it.
Imban: Amateurs. Not even collapsing things right.
Faiz: I FOUND A DOOR!
Reniss: "Oh?"
Faiz: I KIND OF FELL THROUGH IT.
Faiz: THROUGH YOU.
Faiz: ODDLY ENOUGH.
Faiz: HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THIS THING?
Serra: "As expected of Faiz. Let's get going, then."
Reniss: "It... uh."
Reniss: "There's a door there?"
Adric Kain: There either is now or will be after he makes one.
Faiz: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HALF ELVEN DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HALF LOOK AROUND TOO.
Reniss: "Argh, just shut up and open it already! Stupid!"
Faiz: UH.
Faiz: (( roll that shit or just kick through? ))
Adric Kain: I think she likes you Faiz.
Reniss: (( just kick through ))
* Faiz is a spring breeze of demolition!
Faiz: (( AND JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE ))
Faiz:
Athletics = 29       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 12
Imban: Behind the door is a steep, narrow path! Faiz keeps his footing, though.
Imban: (( Everyone else, roll Athletics as you move down the path. ))
Faiz: HAHA THESE ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW HOW TO TUNNEL IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS.
Serra: "And of course they HAVE to make these hidden pathways treacherous...!"
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 Athletics Can I just ride Faiz like a snowboard? => 19 + 1 = 20
* Threden rolls: 1d20+9 ROBOT BALANCE => 9 + 9 = 18
Faiz: (( Oh man ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Serra, world track star! (Not) => 12 + 1 = 13
Faiz: (( Can I like... TERRAFORM THIS SHIT and "help" the checks? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Reniss Balance => 3 + 4 = 7
Imban: (( Well, you could, except everyone already headed down... ))
Faiz: (( YOU ARE ALL JERKS AND SOME OF YOU ARE BAD AT NOT SUCKING ))
Imban: Faiz and Adric get out of the way as Serra, Threden, and Reniss slide down head-over-heels and end up in a pile.
* Faiz just... stares.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Reniss: Reniss loses 1 hit points.
Faiz: YOU GUYS.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Faiz: YOU GUYS.
Threden: Threden loses 1 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Serra: Serra loses 1 hit points.
Faiz: IT IS NOT HARD.
Serra: "Owww oww owww..."
Faiz: YOU DO NOT WALK WITH YOUR FACES!!
Serra: "It is for someone who spent half her life in a library like me!"
Adric Kain: I'm a writer.
Adric Kain: I stayed upright.
Faiz: WHAT'S HIS EXCUSE!?
Threden: OBSERVATION: Some creature fell into me
Adric Kain: ...goddamn bats.
Faiz: (( I'm starting to like this socialing thing. ))
Imban: (( Minor reality quake. ))
Imban: A flurry of movement erupts from the shadows of the ceiling. Four enormous bats shriek as they drop toward you, their bladed tails slashing the air!
Adric Kain: (( Do more show up for every step we move? ))
Faiz: OH GOD WHAT
Imban: Unfortunately, they've ambushed you!
Adric Kain: It sounds like goddamn bats.
* Shadowhunter Bat 1 slashes at Faiz with its tail!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 7 + 10 = 17
* Shadowhunter Bat 2 flies by and slashes at Serra with its tail!
* Faiz tilts his head as he hears a far-too-close scraping sound ._.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 10 + 12 = 22
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
Serra: Serra loses 10 hit points.
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
Adric Kain: (( are we rolling initiative too? ))
Shadowhunter Bat 3: (( No ))
* Serra Elan Barriers that.
Serra: (( I take 4 less damage. ))
* Shadowhunter Bat 3 flies by and slashes at Faiz with its tail!
Serra: (( Healing button still broke. ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Faiz: (( Goddammit I HATE THESE TYPES OF THINGS ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 13 + 10 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 2 + 4 = 6
Faiz: Faiz loses 6 hit points.
Faiz: FACE WHY
* Shadowhunter Bat 3 flies by and slashes Serra with its tail!
* Shadowhunter Bat 4 does too.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. AC => 8 + 12 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
Serra: Serra loses 9 hit points.
Serra: "I am not tasty bat food, you creeps!"
Imban: As the heroes ready up to fight the bats in the dimly-lit cavern, hopefully Forge, Azar, and Wolfsbane come down behind them!
Imban: We'll find out next time...!
Imban: (( Please save. Server closing in 5 minutes. ))