Imban has connected.
Faiz has connected.
Tilus has connected.
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Imban:
|
HI MECHA!
|
Regris has connected.
Tilus: (( And leveled up. ))
Faiz: (( LEVEL UUUUP ))
Mechalomaniac: (( DITTO ))
Regris: (( Thar. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Awaiting Blaine and... Kuro?
|
|
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Imban:
|
Yeah.
|
Tilus: (( Speaking of last millisecond
changes... ))
*
Imban chews Tilus! 
Tilus: (( You know what I've been forgetting
to factor in this entire time? ))
|
Imban:
|
Your tastiness bonus?
|
Tilus:
(( My weapon's proficiency bonus. 
))
|
Imban:
|
You... don't get one with an implement
|
Tilus: (( No I don't! But I do get it on the
absurdly rare chance something provokes an OA on me! ))
|
Imban:
|
I mean you do if you just THONK
someone with a staff but.
|
Azar has connected.
Faiz: (( Dude. ))
|
Imban:
|
...someone deleted Imban.
|
Faiz: (( The ONE TIME you EVER had to use
your staff? ))
Faiz: (( YOU CRIT. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
GRR.
|
*
Imban eats whoever did that 
Tilus: (( I've used it like 3 times. ))
Tilus: (( It hit twice. ))
Azar: (( oh god where am I ))
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|
Imban:
|
Vents: Nexus
|
Faiz: (( Home. ))
Azar: (( no, my tokens ))
Tilus: (( And prof bonus is +2. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
They're on Nexus
|
Faiz: (( Also, level up. ))
Azar: (( that was the *plan*, just need to
find the tokens ))
Azar: (( I assume I don't get +5 current and
max HP for leveling, huh ))
|
|
Imban:
|
YOu do
|
Wolfsbane: (( Delicious HP. ))
Blaine has connected.
Forge: (( Now to modify EVERYTHING ))
Azar: (( so ))
Azar: (( is my character stat line too
annoying long now? ))
|
|
Imban:
|
No
|
Forge: (( Also, just so I recall, damage does
not add your level, right? ))
Azar: (( since I kinda don't want to have to
yell at IMban a loottt. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Though you could truncate it to (+2
vs. cursed enemies)
|
Adric Kain: (( It does ))
Adric Kain: (( Well, half your level ))
Forge: (( DAMAGE does? ))
Serra: (( Damage is not added, no. ))
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|
Imban:
|
Damage does not add half your level.
|
Azar: (( damage roll,s not attack rolls. ))
* Imban overturns Mecha
Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh dur, that was my weapon
bonus ))
Faiz: (( So am I apparently the only one who
mods all their macros and shit beforehand? ))
Faiz: (( 'Cause I totally did that the night
we leveled. ))
Imban: (( Perhaps you are! ))
Serra: (( I don't have macros, so. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I.. just do it by hand. :( ))
Faiz: (( MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE MACROS ))
Azar: (( I...don't think I have my current
tokens stored ))
Azar: (( I..honestly forget how to do that ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Regardless, starting the game already.
|
Serra: (( I've tried macros in the past in
another game, found it more annoying and it took longer than just typing
it out by hand. ))
Faiz: (( But yeah I just open up MapTool
again, mod the macros, export them, next session I clear the Impersonate
panel and reload 'em in. ))
Adric Kain: (( WELL AREN'T YOU FUCKING
SPECIAL ))
Faiz: (( LOOKS LIKE I AM ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Last time on SCales of War, our heroes
reached the Nexus, the heart of the Vents complex. Kalad
instructed them to climb to the center of the nexus and activate
the controls there, flooding the Nexus and sealing it off. That
will stop Tusk's orcish hordes from sneaking around Bordrin's
Watch and instead forcing them into a costly battle there.
|
|
|
Imban:
|
s/forcing/force/
|
|
|
Imban:
|
That said, it appears like the path to
the center of the Nexus is unguarded. The heroes seem to have
lucked out...!
|
Imban: (( initiative ))
|
Faiz:
|
|
Initiative = 20 Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 3
|
|
* Azar rolls: 1d20+3 GO TIME! => 6 + 3 = 9
* Serra declares Strategist's Epiphany.
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+6 TOTALLY BETTER THAN TILUS => 15 + 6 = 21
* Regris rolls: 1d20+3 Oh man init. => 12 + 3 = 15
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 Regular init, DO NOT ADD YET => 15 + 2 = 17
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 History -> Init, take 1 => 8 + 11 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Kaladin => 5 + 4 = 9
* Serra rerolls.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+11 History -> Init, take 2 => 19 + 11 = 30
Azar: (( well shit ))
* Serra uses that.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 3
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 6
Adric Kain: (( Serra was so slow she warped
time to be first ))
Faiz: (( KIRA WHERE DID YOU PUT TILUS ))
Imban: (( Needs an init for 4ge ))
Adric Kain: (( Kira was busy refilming all
his scenes ))
Forge: (( Trying to update all my shit. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Do we heal for leveling up or no? ))
Imban: (( You gain current and max HP, but no.
))
|
Serra:
|
"I know better than to mess with
strange widgets I know nothing about. Someone else can go run up
there and fiddle with it."
|
* Serra turn end
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( Hey Imban, I totally forget.
did we decide that curse rolling is an extra damage roll and thus my
companion's aura applies? ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( It is not. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
WHERE'S YOUR SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE?!
|
Azar Macan: (( darn. ))
|
Adric Kain:
|
If I were writing this situation,
there would be an ambush.
|
Wolfsbane: (( How high up is the ...
whatever that is. ))
Azar Macan: (( whatever it's d8s now so DEAL
WITH IT ))
Faiz: (( Yeah I wanna know how high up it is
too. ))
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Forge:
|
We won't make any progress if we do
not move forward.
|
Imban: (( 40' up ))
Forge: (( will not, fuuuuuuck ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh geez. ))
Faiz: (( ...Hmm. ))
Imban: (( Each flight of stairs is 5' up,
basically. ))
Forge: (( What's the DC to run 10 feet and leap
40 feet up? ))
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Maybe this entire room is lurking
with the kinds of beasts that seemed to like Adric~, who knows."
|
Azar Macan: (( so those stars are difficult
terrian and thus take 2 spaces, don't they. :v ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
That would be perfect.
|
Faiz: (( In a manner of speaking, can I just
smash in handholds and climb up that shit like a boss? ))
Imban: (( Yes. ))
Azar Macan: (( STAIIIRRSSS ))
Imban: (( ...to Azar ))
Imban: (( To Blaine> DC 160 ))
Forge: (( Ironically the power I had that gave
me flight is the one I retrained. ))
Forge: (( Fuck you module designer. ))
Imban: (( To Faiz> It's a platform, so no. ))
Faiz: (( Lame. ))
Forge: (( Better start the long, arrow-filled
walk ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Keep your backs to the wall.
|
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( --hrrm, this legal? ))
Imban: (( Yes. Wobbly, but legal. ))
Forge: (( I know Imban has no control over what
they put in this room so I don't hold it against him when I say this.
But if this room is not full of ranged people in the center designed to
shoot us as we walk around this room like morons I'll be incredibly
surprised. ))
* Faiz doublemove~
Azar Macan: (( my design it more looks like
dudes pour in from the sides? ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh right. I should have done
that. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( from the* ))
Imban: (( You goof. ))
Azar Macan: (( everybody should have done
that, actually. :v ))
Serra: (( It shouldn't be difficult terrain
for Wolfsbane since she can fly. ))
Azar Macan: (( SO HEY TIME WARP TO BE FAIR,
IMBAN? ))
Wolfsbane: (( And that's my doublemove. ))
Faiz: (( Haha, eff you. ))
Imban: (( Naah, it's round 1. You can go be
silly. ))
Forge: (( Well I sort of expected invisible
enemies when I moved so I only went once so you could catch up ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
Azar Macan:
|
The only way to progress is to move
forwards, after all!
|
Forge: (( HOW DOES SERRA HAVE MORE REFLEX THAN
ME. ))
Adric Kain: (( +2 from the amulet ))
Serra: (( +2 from the amulet, +4 from INT. ))
Forge: (( THAT STILL MEANS SHE ALSO HAD 17, LIKE
THE GUY WHO DOES LINES OF DEX OFF OF STRIPPER ASSES ))
Imban: (( Int also ))
Forge: (( This game and what it lets you put for
defenses ))
Serra: (( Also +1 from race. ))
Adric Kain: (( Man 3e let you get Cha to
Reflex ))
Faiz: (( Could be worse. ))
Serra: (( (Which I also get to fort and will.)
))
Imban: (( You're bishie enough to dodge
fireballs! ))
Faiz: (( You could be the designated tank
and have LOWER AC THAN EVERYONE IN THE PARTY SAVE THE WARLOCK. ))
Imban: (( (Did it, aside from Cha -> All
Saves?) ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
That's quite far enough for now.
|
Adric Kain: (( I meant Cha ---> All Saves ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Serra: (( There's ways to get CHA -> ref, WIS
-> ref, and INT -> ref ))
Forge: (( Well Fleed I only have 20 because I
get a racial +2 and have a +2 armor ))
|
Orc Drudge 2:
|
Gru?
|
Forge: (( class, not racial ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
GUR?
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
|
Orc Drudge 1:
|
Gru.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
HAHARRR.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
More Orcish rejects, how quaint.
|
Wolfsbane: (( So hey Imban from here to here
how high is it ))
Imban: (( here to where ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"And here comes our 'ambush'."
|
|
|
Forge:
|
I am not entirely convinced I would
not rather just go back to the Red Hand.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Told you.
|
Forge: (( Probably 20 feet if the other was 40 ))
Wolfsbane: (( hmm. ))
Imban: (( I saw neither the start nor end
point. ))
Forge: (( Outer middle circle to inner middle
circle ))
Imban: (( Ah, there ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, it looks like it's 5' per
staircase. ))
Imban: (( 30' ))
Wolfsbane: (( Ok ))
Azar Macan: (( oh god we have to go ALL THE
WAY AROUND? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 14
Forge: (( Yep. ))
Adric Kain: (( Presumably ))
Azar Macan: (( ahahaha hah. ))
Forge: (( Hence me expecting archers in the
middle going LAWL FALL OFF ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
Wolfsbane: (( 10 feet? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Serra has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( if I was way higher level I
could maybe have an ability that lets me take an ally with me when I
vulcan leap. but nope, screwed ))
Forge: (( When we get here I'm fucking jumping
up there. ))
Faiz: (( I CAN JUMP THAT. ))
Adric Kain: (( Also if we stick to the walls
we can avoid lawl fall off archers since they can only push. And there
is a wall ))
Azar Macan: (( actually, does teleporting
let me screw going around? ))
Imban: (( that'd be DC 10 Athletics if you
took a running jump. ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"Well, let me get rid of one obstacle
for you guys."
|
Forge: (( I'd jump from the top if there was a
fucking path ))
Faiz: (( Dude, My Athletics is PLUS TWELVE ))
Imban: (( DC 20 if you have to standing jump~
))
Forge: (( Acrobatics doesn't factor into
jumping? ))
Forge: (( I guess that makes sense ))
* Serra glares at Drudge 2. "Enjoy your new
headache!"
Faiz: (( Also I know what I'm spending my
A~ction Point on...! ))
Azar Macan: (( and by run you mean run and
get all the negatives, right? ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Mind Thrust @ Drudge 2, vs Will => 12 + 7 = 19
Imban: (( no, by run I just mean "move 2
squares in a straight line" ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 2 + 4 = 6
|
|
Orc Drudge 2:
|
Orc Drudge 2 loses 6 hit points.
|
Forge: (( If you move two squares and then jump
you're considered to have a running start ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Double move ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Single move and that
defensive action thing ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz continues stomping along~
Adric Kain: (( Cuz I ain't no melee dude ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
Faiz: (( AND NOW I DIE ))
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
"For the horde!"
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( hmm. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Done. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
|
Orc Drudge 4:
|
"Raagh!"
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
HI!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Club Faiz => 7 + 10 = 17
Forge: (( For some reason, probably because I'm
dumb, I like to imagine that when she double moves she puts on goggles
and Highway to the Danger Zone plays ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Oh, what sewer did he crawl out of?
Oh yes, this one."
|
Wolfsbane: (( *zoom* ))
Faiz: (( R-R-R-ROCKET BOOST ))
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
"For Warchief Tusk!"
|
Forge: (( ROCKET ROCKET ROCKET ROCKET SKATES ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Tusk? Faiz, didn't you kill a guy with
tusks and made a necklace out of them?
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
I SURE DID.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Maybe he's a distant relative.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
NEAT.
|
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
I will grind your bones to make my own
necklace!
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
I'LL MAKE A FAMILY TREE WITH
VIOLENCE
|
Forge: (( Also is an orog some kind og special
orc? ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Hum, we might find orcs pouring out
of that entrance I just passed... Oh well, if they want to die,
then that's on them."
|
Forge: (( of ))
Imban: (( half-orc, half-ogre ))
Forge: (( Aha ))
Adric Kain: (( Did you see Lord of the
Rings? ))
Forge: (( Yeah like the years they came out ))
Faiz: (( Also someone melt this stupid
fucker so I don't have to burn my armor charge. ))
Adric Kain: (( Uruk Hai are basically Oorgs.
))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh man I want to make a super
racist joke right now. ))
Azar Macan: (( hrm. well. ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Hey Faiz."
|
Serra: (( The name sounded familiar, but I
pretty much was just thinking of them as Orcs Mk.II. ))
Imban: (( They pretty much are Orcs Mk2 ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
'SUP.
|
Forge: (( They've achieved Super Orc ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"I have orcs on my family tree too,
you know."
|
* Azar Macan crooks his hand at the drudge,
causing a small spire of light to emerge under him that quickly fades!
Forge: (( Though they still haven't managed to
go beyond to Super Orc 2 ))
Azar Macan: (( curse, end. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
BAHAHAHA.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"At least ten or twenty, hanging."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
|
Orc Drudge 3:
|
"Raagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Club Faiz => 6 + 10 = 16
Azar Macan: (( you should totally label
those states as...something useful ))
|
|
Forge:
|
How would a family of pixies hang an
orc, exactly?
|
* Faiz just stands there. "WHY ARE YOU SO
TERRIBLE?"
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
I like that joke.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
I'm throwing it into the book.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Magic, and rope isn't that heavy."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 => 10 + 2 = 12
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
|
|
Forge:
|
Ah yes, magic.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
|
|
Forge:
|
Sometimes I forget what people are
capable of that doesn't involve punching.
|
Serra has received initiative.
|
|
Faiz:
|
PUNCHING IS A FINE ART HANDED DOWN BY
CRUSH ARTISANS THE WORLD OVER.
|
* Serra runs further up the corridor (for +2
move).
Forge: (( Also I'm going ahead and saying fuck
it, I already call out two of my powers as giant robot attacks, now they
all get it. ))
* Serra Dishearten -> immediately Drudge 4
(plunks Drudges 3 and 4).
Forge: (( So look forward to that ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 vs Will => 6 + 7 = 13
Imban: (( You take a -5 to attack for running,
you know. ))
Serra: (( I do? ))
Imban: (( Yes. ))
Azar Macan: (( running is shitty as hell. ))
Faiz: (( UN-RUN ))
Faiz: (( You can rewind time! ))
Wolfsbane: (( Does anyone need free
movement. I can grant flight of 6 :v ))
Serra: (( Can't attack otherwise. ))
Azar Macan: (( well you super miss then. >_>
))
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz: (( NICE JOB. ))
Serra: (( Not without plunking allies at
least. ))
Faiz: (( Dude you rolled TWELVE. That ONLY
hits the orcs. ))
Faiz: (( Bah, whatever. ))
* Forge walks up casually, rolling his
shoulder, then attempts to sock Drudge 4 in the throat.
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
|
Warforged Finger
|
|
Attack = 17 vs. AC Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 10
|
|
Damage = 9 Physical Rolled: 2
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 4:
|
Orc Drudge 4 loses 9 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Curse Cube!
• Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
|
|
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is
triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can
transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares
of the original target.
|
|
Faiz: (( --really ))
Adric Kain: (( Huh? ))
Azar Macan: (( ...yeah no ))
* Forge then reaches over casually, grabs 3 by
the tooth and breaks his neck.
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
|
Heat End
|
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new
target takes 7 damage.
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 3:
|
Orc Drudge 3 loses 7 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( oh, wait, right. still do
teleport. ))
Imban: (( Er, what? ))
Adric Kain: (( The bird is high. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( Blaine is killin' dudes I
have cursed. sooo. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
HAHAAAA! NOW EVERYTHING THAT
CAN DIE, WILL.
|
Forge: (( It's true, I killed a cursed target,
hey gets the special pop when they die ))
* Forge dusts his hands off.
* Faiz claps Forge on the shoulder and
rumbles, appreciatively.
Adric Kain: (( Double move ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( I like that minions having one HP
means I can make my flurry just fatalities. ))
Azar Macan: (( so Imban you never answered.
if I teleport, can I skip going arond? ))
* Faiz charges away!!
Imban: (( only if you can teleport enough
squares ))
Imban: (( 3 is likely not, except from... ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Melee Charge
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
|
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
|
|
Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 10
|
|
Damage = 15 Physical Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 4
|
|
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
Orog Militant 1 loses 15 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( ah, I guess it is pretty
high... ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
HELLO!
|
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
"Augh!"
|
Orog Militant 1: (( that one is 40' up. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
There abouts.
|
Orog Militant 1: (( err, 30' ))
Azar Macan: (( yeah, so, whatever. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( sweet, just barely in range ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Reflex @ Drudge => 1 + 8 = 9
Wolfsbane: (( Or I can miss. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Whatever it was, it wasn't successful
;_;
|
Faiz: (( You miss so hard... you hit the
orog?! ))
* Wolfsbane fires a bolt of energy, but it
careens into the wall.
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Aw, tch."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
Faiz: (( wait what ))
Azar Macan: (( oh that can't be good ))
|
Myrissa:
|
"Hmph. Seems like some more 'heroes'
have come through here."
|
Serra: (( aahhhh it's the shadar-kai ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
I'LL HERO THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
...WHO ARE YOU?
|
Forge: (( It's Queen Myrrah ))
Forge: (( They are the Locust, it all makes
sense. ))
Forge: (( Dibs on being Cole. ))
Azar Macan: (( HEY BLAINE ))
Forge: (( HEY KURO ))
Azar Macan: (( her ref is lowest ))
* Myrissa points at Wolfsbane. "Darkness takes
you."
Forge: (( Yes but I get +3 for my basic melee so
it's a tossup. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Will => 6 + 7 = 13
Wolfsbane: (( ... cursed!? ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
THE POWER OF SUN VULCAN WILL TRIUMPH
OVER YOU!
|
Forge: (( If nobody hits her before I get there,
she gets the clamps ))
Serra: (( she is a dark pact warlock so. ))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Beams of darkness strike out towards
Wolfsbane, but miss!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Uhm, no, go back to some room and
paint your nails while listening to horrible music."
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"We don't have time for moping gothic
girls."
|
Serra: (( And here are our kiting archers. ))
Forge: (( Hey Kuro, why does the birdfishcat
have a bigass aura around it? ))
Serra: (( Who'll archer us while we take the
loooooooong way around. ))
Azar Macan: (( darkvision range ))
Forge: (( Aha. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
A bolt thrower shows up and fires on
Faiz!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18
|
|
Imban:
|
It seems inaccurate from this far
away, at least...!
|
Azar Macan: (( and that's WITH a penality,
huh. ))
* Orog Militant 1 shifts to the side.
* Orog Militant 1 strikes Faiz relentlessly!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Hack => 4 + 10 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
|
|
Faiz:
|
HOW BAD AT THIS ARE YOU?!
|
Serra: (( And another archer to archer us. ))
* Orc Bolt Thrower 2 fires a huge bolt at
Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Twang => 12 + 8 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 11 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Is this in fact Archer, the other
other OTHER show made by the guys behind Sealab 2021? ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Forge: (( Oh fan fucking tastic, thank you
archer you prick. There goes my plan for next turn. ))
Azar Macan: (( so they have these archers to
discourage us from taking the shortcut. dicks. ))
Forge: (( Wait how far can they shoot? ))
|
Osaou:
|
Mr-ralo.
|
Serra: (( Likely 20'/40'. ))
Faiz: (( Sniper crossbows are 20/40. ))
Forge: (( So the entire fucking room ))
Serra: (( Those things have ALL OF THE RANGE.
))
Adric Kain: (( Yes ))
Serra: (( Yeeeeep. ))
Forge: (( Great. ))
Adric Kain: (( I remember...whoever's archer
in Tilus' game could shoot forever too ))
* Azar Macan points his hand at the militant,
and again a pillar of light appears below it and dissapears. Azar's
armor also breifly flows with energy!
Adric Kain: (( Oh, it was Lonegamer's ))
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Azar Macan:
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN!
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
|
Attack = 24 vs. Reflex Rolled: 16 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 10 Physical Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
Orog Militant 1 loses 10 hit points.
|
* Wolfsbane pets Ousaou in the meantime.
Imban: (( How do I rename states, anyway? ))
* Azar Macan holds up his first and closes it
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 4
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
Orog Militant 1 loses 4 hit points.
|
|
|
Osaou:
|
Mr-purrrr
|
Imban: (( Oh, I see. ))
Osaou: (( end, obviously. ))
Imban: (( Hrm. I may poke at that after this
session! ))
Imban: (( I renamed the ones I use now though.
))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Osaou: (( oh, you were confused at something
else and not me? ))
Imban: (( yeah, was looking into renaming
states ))
Imban: (( Eh, I'll just take a DM mulligan on
that and have him come out at the end. ))
Azar Macan: (( yay, thanks. ))
Forge: (( I really appreciate you takin' a poke
at that. The system, not my mom. Hot dog down a skag den, know what I'm
sayin? ))
|
Tusk:
|
"Rrrragh!"
|
Azar Macan: (( OH JESUS FUCK YEAH THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN BAD ))
Wolfsbane: (( pfft ))
Serra: (( How'd he fit through there anyways?
))
Faiz: (( I contest that if he cannot fucking
fit through the hallway then WHAT. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
How did he even get here?
|
Forge: (( Squeezing. ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"Secret orc magic I suppose."
|
* Tusk smashes through the hallway, hefting a
falchion larger than Faiz!
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
"Lord Tusk!"
|
Forge: (( Large creatures can squeeze through
smaller pathways, it just imposes a lot of penalties. ))
Serra: (( And here is our elite 5. ))
Faiz: (( Also yeah, you ranged dudes have
fun with that because IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL EVER HIT THE FUCKER, EVER
))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"I'll hold them off until you arrive."
|
Azar Macan: (( secret orc magic. makes your
problems go away. ))
Forge: (( Ok, first step. ))
|
|
Forge:
|
Somebody push him off the ledge when
he gets close.
|
* Serra grins at that.
Azar Macan: (( c-can Mecha's powers DO that?
))
|
|
Orc Drudge 1:
|
"Raaagh!"
|
|
|
Forge:
|
I would rather fight him in the open.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 charge Faiz => 17 + 10 = 27
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
HEH.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 10
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 15
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 7
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Focus on the orog if you could, so
I can charge the bitch down. ))
Forge: (( I don't like that the dead are moving,
rather than being eaten. ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"Alright, let's try something a little
different, then.
|
*
Imban just ate some noodles, ok?
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Dimensional Scramble (augment 1), centered on
Faiz. Plunks Militant 1 and Drudge 1. Vs Fort. => 2 + 7 = 9
Serra: (( Or not. ))
Imban: (( MISERY. ))
Azar Macan: (( well it's easier than the
init order going CRAZY when Imban deletes them ))
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz: (( That... IS NOT HELPING ))
Imban: (( Actually it's just so I can keep
track of how many drudges you kill. ))
Serra: (( Augment 1 makes it (D), so it
automisses you. ))
Forge: (( Can I charge through allies into this
square? ))
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Imban: (( Yes, if you can make it there ))
Wolfsbane: (( ... Does Tusk there have "Gain
more power as Drudges are killed" ? ))
Forge: (( Charge gives +2 move, right? ))
Imban: (( No. ))
Imban: (( charge just lets you double move and
attack ))
Azar Macan: (( that would be unfair given
there is infinite drudges ))
Forge: (( Aha. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Ooh let's farm them ))
Imban: (( it's just because there's infinite
drudges, so I have to figure out how much XP you get at the end _ ))
Imban: (( *cough* ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
HEY THERE, BUDDY.
|
Adric Kain: (( Let's farm drudges! ))
* Forge rushes next to Faiz, then leans to the
side and attempts to uppercut the Orog
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Charge Attack
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
|
God Field Dash
|
|
Attack = 24 vs. AC Rolled: 13 Bonuses: 11
|
|
Damage = 15 Physical Rolled: 10
Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
Orog Militant 1 loses 15 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Orog or minion, who should die? ))
Faiz: (( Have Mechperson take the minion. ))
Serra: (( Orog. ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah kill the Orog ))
Serra: (( Minions are easier kills and less of
a threat. ))
* Forge grabs at his armor before the uppercut
completes, then slams his head directly into the floor.
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
|
Heat End
|
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new
target takes 7 damage.
|
|
|
|
Orog Militant 1:
|
Orog Militant 1 loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
VULCAN...
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
..STEP!
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Faiz:
|
HAHA.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
BECOMIN' A REGULAR PARTY OUT HERE.
|
Azar Macan: (( Skippin stairs LIKE A BOSS ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the drudge
|
|
Forge:
|
We work well together. A unified
Warforged front.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Vicious Mockery
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
|
|
Insult you to death
|
|
Attack = 13 vs. Will Rolled: 5 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 11 Psychic Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the
end of your next turn
|
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
TIDE OF IRON.
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 1:
|
Orc Drudge 1 loses 11 hit points.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
You're the most expendable thing I've
ever seen. I bet they have countless others they can use in your
place.
|
Azar Macan: (( ahaha the nearest enemy is
the warlock now. but of course dudes are gonna spawn. :v ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz punches his fists together! "MAGNET
POWER, ON!!"
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Henshin: Rolling Thunder
• Minor Action • Lightning, Polymorph,
Primal, Thunder • Personal
|
|
COMPLETE!!
|
|
Effect: Rolling Thunder Form! Gain resist 3 to all
damage and +1 AC. Once per round when you hit an enemy with
a melee attack, each enemy marked by you takes 4 thunder
damage. Allows use of Stone Thunder Buster. Form lasts for
the rest of the encounter.
|
|
Forge: (( "You're so inept that my blue friend
completely ignored you in his assault." ))
Forge: (( Oh balls I know what I forgot to do.
Next turn. ))
* Faiz points at the warlock!
Wolfsbane: (( Hey Blaine do you want
healing. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
HAHA! LET'S WRASSLE.
|
Forge: (( Not just yet. I'm right on the cusp of
Bloodied and have Resolve ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Melee Charge
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
|
I AM VIOLENCE GIVEN STEEL!!
|
|
Attack = 19 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 10
|
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 10
Bonuses: 4
|
|
Wolfsbane: (( gotcha. ))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 14 hit points.
|
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"Oof. Did I miscalculate...?"
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
SURE DID!!
|
Forge: (( MY NAME'S FAIZ, I'LL BE YOUR WAITER
THIS EVENING. THE SPECIALS INCLUDE PAIN, SUFFERING, MORE PAIN, AND THE
HOUSE SPECIAL MY-SWORD-UP-YOUR-ASS ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz: (( "TONIGHT'S SOUP SPECIAL IS YOU
AFTER I GRIND YOU INTO A FINE PASTE" ))
* Osaou waves bye to Wolfsbane!
Wolfsbane: (( Double move'd ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
Faiz: (( Can't you just fly diagonal? ))
* Wolfsbane smirks, gives a thumbs up
|
|
Orc Drudge 6:
|
"Gru?"
|
Wolfsbane: (( I could but I needed to "land"
halfway ))
Faiz: (( Oh. ))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"Hmm..."
|
* Myrissa delays.
|
|
Faiz:
|
WAITING DOES NOT MAKE YOUR FLESH
ANY MORE RESILIENT.
|
Osaou: (( oh wait that postioning Imbannn ))
Imban: (( ? ))
* Orc Bolt Thrower 1 reloads and fires at Faiz!
Osaou: (( nothing. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Arrow'd => 10 + 8 = 18
* Orc Bolt Thrower 2 does the same!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Arrow'd => 4 + 8 = 12
|
|
Faiz:
|
HAHAHAHAAAA.
|
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"...yeah, that was real useful. Well,
whatever."
|
* Myrissa glares spitefully at Faiz, then
teleports away. Then glares again!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
You overestimate the abilities of Orcs.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Boost Spire
• Immediate Reaction • Martial •
Personal
|
|
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
|
|
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves
willingly.
|
|
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat
advantage against the creature triggering this power.
|
|
* Faiz floorsurfs on over to her anyway.
Azar Macan: (( wait, what. why did she move
one more? ))
Imban: (( Because I decided not to provoke OA,
and just to have her shift. ))
Faiz: (( Doublemove shift. ))
Azar Macan: (( ah. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
|
Orc Drudge 5:
|
"Ragh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Club Azar => 6 + 9 = 15
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"No you!"
|
Faiz: (( Look at that, surprise attack on
Kuro. GLAD YOU GOT THAT ARMOR EH ))
* Azar Macan smacks the blade away.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Hack hack => 12 + 8 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
|
|
Orc Drudge 5:
|
Orc Drudge 5 loses 15 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Thanks.
|
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Forge: (( Are they able to come in behind us? ))
Forge: (( Because Serra might be on the corner
of Fu and Cked ))
Wolfsbane: (( Yes, nothing stopping them. ))
Azar Macan: (( so Tilus should double move,
obviously. ))
Faiz: (( Hell, RUN and doublemove even. ))
* Azar Macan looks over at the bolt thrower,
and again calls up judgement!
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( Can you do a running double
move ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Imban: (( Yes, and sorry ))
Azar Macan: (( uhh. okay. not done yet. ))
Serra: (( You should be able to. ))
Imban: (( There was a bit of CHAOS ))
Wolfsbane: (( ... can *I* do a running
double move? _ ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
|
Attack = 10 vs. Reflex Rolled: 2 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 8 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Imban: (( Why not? ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Hrm. Or not.
|
Wolfsbane: (( Well technically I'm not
running...! So that's what movement +2? ))
Faiz: (( Yeah. ))
Azar Macan: (( because Pixies fly better
than run. ))
Faiz: (( Obviously you just flap really
hard. ))
|
|
Tusk:
|
"You there. Don't suck like the last
one."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
Forge: (( What are the penalties to charging? ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 7:
|
"Gru?"
|
Serra: (( -2 AC I believe. ))
Faiz: (( NOTHING. ))
Orc Drudge 7: (( NOTHING. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Club Wolfsbane => 20 + 10 = 30
Serra:
(( Oh!? Well then.
))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Oh balls, nevermind then ))
Faiz: (( Why do you think I'm so fond of
it?! ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Ow, hey watch the wings you ass!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 15
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 11
Forge: (( Are there seriously no penalties jesus
))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Well there technically is, you're
limited to a melee basic. ))
Serra: (( Or powers that can be used on
charges. ))
Forge: (( That's incredibly silly. ))
Forge: (( Anyway, this chucklefuck ruined my
plan ))
Serra: (( Anyways! ))
Faiz: (( Meh, it's five damage at most. ))
Serra: (( How high are the three things at the
top from the ground floor? ))
Faiz: (( You can still keep charging
through. ))
Forge: (( Yeah but I'm kinda close to bloodied.
))
Serra: (( And how much falling damage would
that be should I dimensional scramble them off? ))
Imban: (( 20' ))
Imban: (( 2d10 ))
Faiz: (( Oh, so you are. ))
Faiz: (( Huh. ))
Serra: (( Not worth it then. ))
* Serra RUNS LIKE THE WIND
Azar Macan: (( double move and GET WITH THE
PARTY, BROSEF ))
* Serra TURN END
Forge has received initiative.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
I think that's the fastest I've ever
seen you move.
|
|
|
Serra:
|
*huff* "Yeah, but it takes a lot out
of you~"
|
Forge: (( Sorry bout that, got called away ))
Forge: (( Can I move diagonally at the corner? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
* Forge weaves through the gathered party and
slides across the floor to hit the Drudge in the jaw.
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
|
Warforged Finger
|
|
Attack = 17 vs. AC Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 10
|
|
Damage = 8 Physical Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 7:
|
Orc Drudge 7 loses 8 hit points.
|
Forge: (( stands and poses for a second,
gathering his power. ))
|
|
Forge:
|
Now... run full throttle! IGNITION!!
|
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Fighting Fury
• Minor • Psionic, Stance
|
|
Ignition!
|
|
Effect: Until stance ends, all unarmed melee attacks
do 3 extra damage.
|
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( stairs take 2 ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh bleh ))
Serra: (( But he could move diagonal around
the corner. ))
Serra: (( So. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, yeah. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the archer
Wolfsbane: (( brb ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Vicious Mockery
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
|
|
Insult you to death
|
|
Attack = 18 vs. Will Rolled: 10 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 10 Psychic Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the
end of your next turn
|
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2:
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 10 hit points.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
The only thing worse than your aim is
your smell!
|
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz steps into the middle of the crowd! "LET'S
DO THIS!!"
Forge: (( LEEROOOOOOOOOOY... nnnnnFAAAAAAAYNE ))
* Faiz crackles with electric power, then
whips his sword around him at his audience!
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Aggressor
• Free Action • Martial, Weapon •
Personal
|
|
REV UP!!
|
|
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the
target of the attack, regardless of the result.
|
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Stone Thunder Buster
• Standard Action • Lightning, Polymorph,
Primal, Thunder, Weapon • Close Burst 1
|
|
THUNDER SPIN EDGE!!
|
|
Attack = 16 vs. Reflex Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 9
|
|
Damage = 8 Lightning Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 4
|
|
Miss: Half damage. Effect: All enemies marked
by you take 4 thunder damage.
|
|
Azar Macan: (( niicceeee ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
EX Damage = 10 Rolled: 6 Bonuses: 4
|
|
Serra: (( Nice indeed. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
EX Damage = 5 Rolled: 1 Bonuses: 4
|
|
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2:
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 8 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( Aw. ))
Forge: (( You'd have hit them even without ))
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2:
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 4 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( Yeah but it's nice to have
insurance regardless. ))
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 10 hit points.
|
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 4 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Would've missed the warlock though.
))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 3 hit points.
|
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 2 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Or was the roll not with the bonus?
))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
ACTION POINT
• Free Action • Awesome •
Personal
|
|
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
|
|
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
|
|
Imban: (( Hold it! ))
* Orog Militant 2 glares at you and
immediately counterstrikes you!
Faiz: (( Oh dear~ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Fierce Counterstrike! => 13 + 12 = 25
* Imban rolls: 2d10+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 11 hit points.
|
Wolfsbane: (( back ))
Faiz: (( WELL THEN, I believe I'll actually
hold off on the Action Point! ))
Wolfsbane: (( kind of... ))
Faiz: (( SO THERE ))
Faiz: (( Also, 8, not 11. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 3 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
Wolfsbane: (( Bolt throwers can't OA can
they ))
Faiz: (( Not at my range! ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 8:
|
"Raagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Whap. => 4 + 10 = 14
Serra: (( *clank* ))
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
"Take this!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Relentlessly strike Faiz! => 19 + 10 = 29
Faiz: (( Hoho. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 4 hit points.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 1 Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Serra: (( Of course ))
Faiz: (( Oh, weak. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh wow really. ))
* Imban rolls: 2d10 => 14
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 11 hit points.
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Forge: (( Welp. ))
Serra: (( Well this is a predicament and a
half. ))
Azar Macan: (( and this sure is some bad
game design. faiz is now useless for the rest of the encounter. :| ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Oh that... looked unfortunate."
|
Serra: (( Nah, he should be able to climb 10'.
))
Faiz: (( Nah, I can just leap back up there.
))
Imban: (( that's 20' up ))
Serra: (( I dunno if climbing 20' is feasible
though. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
Not here it's not!
|
Imban: (( that's 15' ))
Forge: (( If it really comes to it I can help
him up. ))
Imban: (( 10' is... ))
Imban: (( but yeah ))
Forge: (( There's worse that could have
happened. ))
Faiz: (( You do know I can just doublemove
run right at it, yes? ))
Wolfsbane: (( well ... hm. ))
Azar Macan: (( well, if standing at the edge
is just an assist to him of like +whatever... ))
Imban: (( Yes, I was just pointing it out ))
Wolfsbane: (( Hey Faiz want up there right
now. ))
Azar Macan: (( or that ))
Faiz: (( SURE, WHY NOT. ))
Forge: (( Also he can hit from down there
because fuck verticality! ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Hey now, no pushing, everyone gets
their turn in line."
|
* Wolfsbane throws a mote of light at Faiz. He
can fly 6.
Faiz: (( In more ways than one, really. I
can make the floor FUCKING EXPLODE BENEATH THEM. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Like right now. ))
Faiz: (( So, 20', that's 4, plus two...! ))
Imban: (( That... probably provokes AoO, btw ))
Faiz: (( oh wait right no ))
Imban: (( So you might want to land away from
them ))
Forge: (( SUP SHITLORDS. ))
Imban: (( Also I like how that works while
prone or something. ))
Imban:
(( Whatever
))
Azar Macan: (( MAGIC FAIRY FLIGHT ))
Wolfsbane: (( I'm going to shoot the Bolt
Thrower with a lance of faith. ))
Imban: (( PIXIE MAGIC ))
Faiz: (( ROCKET BOOST. ))
Azar Macan: (( MAKES YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 *zap* => Invalid expression: 1d20+8 *zap*.
Forge: (( ROCKET ROCKET ROCKET SKATES ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 zap => 5 + 8 = 13
Wolfsbane: (( what, augh ))
* Wolfsbane end turn
Serra: (( What def was that againsty? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Ref ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
Azar Macan: (( save the buff, Tilis ))
Azar Macan: (( I can easily kill it. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Yeah no big. ))
Serra: (( Ehh, okay. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
Azar Macan: (( it's better to save if a big
attack fails. ))
Forge: (( I'm more worried about Fleed being
turbo screwed because all those dudes who he marked and are ready to
fight. ))
* Orc Bolt Thrower 1 reloads and fires a bolt
at Serra!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Twang => 8 + 8 = 16
* Serra dodges gracefully.
* Orc Bolt Thrower 2 runs away and reloads.
Azar Macan: (( COWARDS ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
Azar Macan: (( at least he doesn't shoot. ))
* Myrissa glares at Faiz, then dashes off!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Will => 18 + 7 = 25
Faiz: (( Also keep in mind I've only got
four healing surges left; if you're gonna heal me do it after I
Aggressive Beast Mode. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d8+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
|
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Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 6 hit points.
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"For Moradin!"
|
Faiz: (( OR ACTUALLY YOU CAN DO IT NOW ))
Faiz: (( --wait no Mechperson's at +4 that
would put me over half, never mind ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 hack hack => 5 + 9 = 14
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Serra: (( Attack Militant 2. I'm going to
blast the drudges to kingdom come on my turn. ))
Forge: (( You go before Regrs, he can heal you
without too much worry ))
Faiz: (( Yeah. ))
|
|
Osaou:
|
Mrah!
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"You again. Were you lonely in the
back ranks?"
|
Adric Kain: (( If Blaine can move it right,
he could do his daily and kill a bunch of them ))
|
|
Osaou:
|
Rar-ra...
|
Imban: (( Hey Wolfsbane, I did curse you right
))
Imban: (( Please don't clear your cursed
status ))
Wolfsbane: (( I ... didn't clear it ))
Imban: (( I also forgot curse damage so ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Forge: (( I can only move 6 spaces. I'd only hit
one enemy. ))
Wolfsbane: (( It just went away when Iw
asn't looking ))
Serra: (( It's not cleared. ))
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|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 2 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( well Imban ))
Imban: (( I just put it back on ))
Azar Macan: (( when you changed the states?
))
Azar Macan: (( they all popped off. ))
Imban: (( ah. ))
Imban: (( oops : ))
Faiz: (( Curse bypasses resistance? Hruf. ))
Adric Kain: (( Can't you move normally
first? ))
Imban: (( It adds to the normal damage, more ))
Forge: (( I... don't know. Can I? ))
* Azar Macan looks over at the Orog
Faiz: (( Ah. I see...! ))
Forge: (( It doesn't list it as a separate move
effect like my other attacks do. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
You're...in the way.
|
Adric Kain: (( It says as part of the
attack, move your speed ))
Forge: (( It just says it's part of the attack.
I guess I can. ))
Imban: (( yes, if it's a standard action, you
can move first ))
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|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
|
Attack = 22 vs. Reflex Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 8 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 8 hit points.
|
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 1 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( FUCK YOU KID. ))
Faiz: (( Super indeed. ))
Forge: (( So yeah if I really want I can just
roll directly into the fray. ))
Azar Macan: (( THESE DICE ROLLS, THEY DRIVE
ME TO DRINK ))
Azar Macan: (( in fact, I will. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I actually am currently
inebriated ))
Faiz: (( DELICIOUS ALCOCOKE. ))
Wolfsbane: (( In the "walking to the kitchen
was a task" sense. ))
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Tusk:
|
"Keep firing."
|
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
"Yes, Warchief!"
|
Faiz: (( Oh that fucking warlord asshole. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 7
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( This is gonna get so much worse before
it gets better. ))
Forge: (( If you can Teals, you can hit back
there by Myrrah. On my turn I can hit everyone up to and including the
bolt thrower. ))
Forge: (( Or do your initial plan ))
* Azar Macan gets stupid lemonade jack daniels
THING, mixes with pink grapefruit drink
Forge: (( But if I can move and then roll I can
get all the way there ))
* Serra looks at the three drudges all nicely
lined up in a row. "It doesn't matter how many of you there are, you're
all thoroughly useless!"
Faiz: (( VULCAAAANNN DRUNK ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Dishearten, centered on Drudge 9 (plunks Drudges
8-10), vs Will => 11 + 7 = 18
Azar Macan: (( well the second is NOT
alcohol. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Drudge 8), -2 to attack rolls until end of
my next turn => 3 + 4 = 7
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Drudge 9), -2 to attack rolls until end of
my next turn => 6 + 4 = 10
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|
Orc Drudge 8:
|
Orc Drudge 8 loses 7 hit points.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Drudge 10), -2 to attack rolls until end of
my next turn => 5 + 4 = 9
|
|
Orc Drudge 9:
|
Orc Drudge 9 loses 10 hit points.
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 10:
|
Orc Drudge 10 loses 9 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( M-M-M-M-MULTI-KILL ))
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge holds his hand, letting it glow a
bright blue.
|
|
Forge:
|
Near...
|
* Forge zig zags through his allies, then
appears above the Militant with his fist poised to come down.
|
|
Forge:
|
CRUSHAAAAAAA!!
|
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Steel Wind
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
|
Near Crusher
|
|
Attack = 11 vs. Ref Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 7
|
|
Damage = 8 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 5
|
|
* Orog Militant 2 steps aside.
Forge: (( Love you too, Kid. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain plays the flute at Militant 2
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
|
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
|
|
Attack = 28 vs. Will Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 5 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
|
|
Serra: (( Go after the bolt thrower. ))
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 5 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Or okay I guess. ))
Adric Kain: (( I can't hit the bolt thrower
))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Adric Kain: (( Also shouldn't that have
doubled? ))
Orog Militant 2: (( d...oubled? ))
Adric Kain: (( Wait dur. Wrong game ))
Forge: (( Throw him off the ledge. ))
Imban: (( The GM asks you to stop playing 3e ))
Adric Kain: (( And yes he gets to save. ))
Faiz: (( If you don't I will. ))
Adric Kain: (( I've been planning for Star
Wars all week ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 The Orog saves => 3
Azar Macan: (( so have Blaine punch him
first? ))
Forge: (( Also I imagine one of us gets to hit
him. ))
* Imban rolls: 2d10 => 2
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 2 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE FLIES OFF. ))
Adric Kain: (( and Blaine gets to0 hit him ))
Serra: (( REALLY ))
Faiz: (( Also yeah fuck that, do-over. ))
Azar Macan: (( BLAINE ROLL ENOUGH TO TIME
WARP KILL HIM ))
Adric Kain: (( Before the move obviously ))
* Forge jumps up, curling his legs up for a
dropkick.
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
|
Warforged Finger
|
|
Attack = 26 vs. AC Rolled: 16 Bonuses: 10
|
|
Damage = 12 Physical Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 12 hit points.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
AWAY WITH YOU!
|
Adric Kain: (( Flurry if you can ))
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
|
Heat End
|
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new
target takes 7 damage.
|
|
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 5 hit points.
|
Forge: (( The flurry is ground impact damage ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok now he takes his 2 damage
))
Azar Macan: (( he took it eariler. ))
Faiz: (( oh man oh man oh man ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh nevermine. ))
Faiz: (( CAN I RUN WHILE CHARGING?? ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh well ))
Forge: (( Nope, dead. ))
Forge: (( You forgot my +3. ))
Faiz: (( oh never mind then ))
Forge: (( All melee damage I do is +3 until my
stance ends, which is never ))
|
|
Orog Militant 2:
|
Orog Militant 2 loses 3 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( Ohhh, +3 unarmed damage from
the stance! ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( Yep, my shoulders be on fire ))
* Faiz spins up and roars!!
Serra: (( Yeah, go VULCAN SMITE the bolt
thrower, Azar. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
EXCEED SHIFT
• Minor Action • Healing •
Personal
|
|
READY!!
|
|
Effect: AGGRESSIVE BEAST MODE. Until the end of the
encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls, and an extra +3
to charge attack damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied,
gain regeneration 2.
|
|
Azar Macan: (( damn, curse cube doesn't give
any new targets. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
EXCEED CHARGE MAXIMUM
• Standard Action • Personal
|
|
STANDING BY!
|
|
Effect: ACTION. Spend a healing surge. Additionally,
gain +4 to AC and +2 to all other defenses until the
beginning of your next turn.
|
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 13 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( I'm-- I'm done. ))
Azar Macan: (( ...who edited the tusk ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
|
|
Imban:
|
Food edited it. :8
|
|
|
Imban:
|
|
* Azar Macan screencapped, saved, however.
Forge: (( Wait what, I missed it. ))
Imban: (( it got edited to Tusk (is the name
of his penis) ))
Azar Macan: (( his name was Tusk (is the
name of his penis) ))
* Wolfsbane throws a Healing Word at Faiz.
Today's Word is: Wipe that blood off of your face.
Forge: (( Aha ))
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 +healing => Invalid expression: 1d6+4 +healing.
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 moar healing => 5 + 4 = 9
Wolfsbane: (( and he's out of range so meh.
))
Wolfsbane: (( End turn. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 6:
|
"Raaagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Club 4ge => 15 + 10 = 25
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 5 hit points.
|
* Orc Bolt Thrower 1 reloads and fires upon
Forge!
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 22 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Twang => 14 + 10 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 12 + 2 = 14
Forge: (( Wonderfuls. ))
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 14 hit points.
|
Forge: (( WONDERFUL. ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 1: (( Hey Forge make a save!
))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20 => 14
Forge: (( FUCK YOU. ))
Azar Macan: (( stop being a mean DM. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Serra: (( This module is mean. ))
* Faiz catches Forge and pushes him back up on
the ledge. "EASY THERE, BUDDY."
|
|
Orc Drudge 12:
|
"Am... I late to the party...?"
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Very much so.
|
Forge: (( Ord Drudge 12 is now Dee Jay ))
Forge: (( DIS DE PARTY? ))
Forge: (( He's also now Small ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"Welcome aboard! It's not too late to
get mercilessly slaughtered!"
|
* Orc Bolt Thrower 2 fires on Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Twang => 16 + 8 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 8 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( OH COME FUCKING GOD DAMN ON
))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 12 Rolled: 12
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Azar Macan: (( JUST PUSH US ONE BACK ON THE
PATH >:| ))
Forge: (( I'd love to know how an ARROW sends us
off a cliff. ))
Serra: (( I don't think he can push in that
direction anyways. ))
Imban: (( I can ))
Serra: (( That's not a push. ))
Faiz: (( It's like a fucking ballista bolt.
))
Imban: (( It is. Check yourself ))
Faiz: (( And yeah, he can. ))
* Myrissa glares scornfully at Forge!
Serra: (( It doesn't increase the range Faiz
would be away from the bolt thrower. ))
Faiz: (( Someone pick my ass up so I can
fucking shank this whore. ))
Myrissa: (( ...yes it does ))
|
|
Forge:
|
You do not frighten me, harlot.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 This is pretty lousy since you're prone, but maybe
you'll die anyway. (Will) => 5 + 5 = 10
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Serra: (( Okay, nevermind. Somehow I was
thinking in 3.5e distances for a moment there. That is one awkward push
though. ))
Azar Macan: (( Hey, Imban. can I pick up
Faiz and still have Osaou move forwards? ))
Imban: (( Standard to pick someone up ))
Azar Macan: (( or is it standard to pick him
u- ))
Azar Macan: (( FUCK YOUUU ))
Faiz: (( In all fairness it's not that
important now, she kind of wandered off. ))
Forge: (( I wonder how much Drudges are worth,
exp wise. It'd be kinda funny to push Tusk over the edge and then just
farm them to level 5. ))
Serra: (( Get Drudge 6 out of the way so I can
kill the bolt thrower next turn. ))
Adric Kain: (( I imagine Imban would kill us
for that ))
* Azar Macan points a hand at the nearby
drudge, then stares back at the very late one!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Flash
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm,
Implement, Psychic
|
|
SCARY SHINY EYES
|
|
Attack = 22 vs. Will Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 10 Psychic Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of
your next turn.
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 12:
|
Orc Drudge 12 loses 10 hit points.
|
Forge: (( If he's alive by your turn well
nevermind. ))
Forge: (( Oh, ok. Nevermind the nevermind! ))
Imban: (( that is what you meant, right? ))
Faiz: (( No, he's dotally dead. ))
Azar Macan: (( yeep. ))
Forge: (( If he's alive by your turn, hold after
I go ))
Faiz: (( Cursedeath. ))
Faiz: (( --or wait never fuckin' mind, sigh
))
Azar Macan: (( would that provoke? ))
Imban: (( if you moved past wolfsbane, yes ))
Serra: (( That would, yes. ))
Azar Macan: (( I forget thee rules. ))
Azar Macan: (( well okay then. ))
Serra: (( Stop at Wolfsbane. ))
Faiz: (( You can move ON Wolf... ))
Imban: (( yeah. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh wait that's how far I can
move ANYWAYS ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Go there!
|
|
|
Osaou:
|
Rar-ra.
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
"You were doing pretty well with the
whole 'shoot them off the edge' thing. Keep doing it!"
|
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
"Yes, Warchief!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
|
Orc Drudge 13:
|
Raaagh!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 4 + 10 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
|
|
Orc Drudge 11:
|
"Gru?"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Club Azar => 3 + 9 = 12
Adric Kain: (( Advantage of cunning ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 13
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 10
* Azar Macan glares at the Orc, causing his
strike to miss horribly.
Adric Kain: (( Actually wait. ))
Imban: (( ... kay ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah I won't do that since
Serra is next ))
Serra has received initiative.
* Serra delays until after Forge.
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge nips up to his feet, yanking the
ballista bolt out of his shoulder with a burning hate for the first
thing he sees.
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Warforged Resolve
• Minor • Personal
|
|
Unrelenting war machine, showing no remorse.
|
|
Effect: Gain 5 temporary HP and make a save against
one effect that causes ongoing damage. If Bloodied, also
recover 5 HP.
|
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
|
Warforged Finger
|
|
Attack = 17 vs. AC Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 10
|
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 7
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 6:
|
Orc Drudge 6 loses 13 hit points.
|
* Forge picks the Drudge in front of him up by
the neck.
* Forge twists, snaps, throws it off the edge.
|
|
Forge:
|
I will enjoy your screams of agony.
|
Forge: (( Done ))
Serra has received initiative.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Aww, it looks like your Mighty And
All Powerful Warlord Tusk likes the other crossbowman better. Now
don't you feel bad?"
|
Azar Macan: (( I-I-I think Forge's nice
personality has been overidden by how mean this module is. ))
Forge: (( Also if someone has a free heal I'd
really enjoy it. ))
Adric Kain: (( I'll be doing that ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Dishearten, centered between Drudge 13 and Bolt
Thrower 2 (plunks both), vs Will => 17 + 7 = 24
Wolfsbane: (( Well ok. ))
Blaine is disconnected.
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Drudge 13), -2 to attack rolls until end of
next turn => 6 + 4 = 10
|
|
Orc Drudge 13:
|
Orc Drudge 13 loses 10 hit points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Since I go next anyway ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Bolt Thrower 2), -2 to attack rolls until
end of next turn => 4 + 4 = 8
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2:
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 8 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Curse Cube!
• Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
|
|
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is
triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can
transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares
of the original target.
|
|
* Serra TURN END
* Azar Macan holds his rod up, glowing
brightly!
Blaine has connected.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
HAH!
|
Adric Kain: (( HI BLAINE ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
THE LIGHT OF SUN VULCAN WILL NOT LET
YOU ESCAPE!
|
Adric Kain: (( Yes he can AoO me ))
Forge: (( What'd I miss, and did that last one
go through? ))
Faiz: (( ...what ))
Serra: (( You missed me killing a mook and a
crossbower. ))
Adric Kain: (( The Drudge ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Whap => 14 + 9 = 23
Azar Macan: (( what was the last thing you
said/saw ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( Are you targeting the bolter or the
warlock? ))
Adric Kain: (( He eats fire and dies ))
Faiz: (( OH. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 11:
|
Orc Drudge 11 loses 9999 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( Haaa. ))
Forge:
(( Well I'm trying to inject some more
personality into Forge. So him becoming extremely pissed off as he takes
more damage sounds like a fun avenue to explore. You can only be so
enlightened.
))
Wolfsbane: (( nice. ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Forge, feel better
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Majestic Word
• Minor • Arcane, Healing
|
|
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration,
restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem
insignificant..
|
|
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and
regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1
square.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( And move your 1 square ))
Serra: (( Slide up.. yeah ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
And it's a shame to do this to a
beautiful lady but...
|
Azar Macan: (( HUG THE WALLS ))
* Adric Kain plays the Flute at the Warlock
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Impelling Force
• Standard • Arcane, Force, Implement
|
|
A bolt of force shoves a foe next to one of your allies.
|
|
Attack = 13 vs. Fortitude Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 12 Force Rolled: 7 Bonuses:
5
|
|
Hit: You slide the target 5 squares to a space adjacent
to one of your allies.
|
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 15 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Tilus can you make that hit?
))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"Tsk tsk."
|
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"That's not a beautiful lady, that's
an ugly goth! You can do better, Adric!"
|
Azar Macan: (( see, good thing you saved it.
damages her, AND gets her closer to us. since she runs away every time.
))
* Serra Adept's Insight. Add 1 to that roll.
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 12 hit points.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Well we had to leave the cleric of the
knowledge god back in the other town!
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Have fun Kalad.
|
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"This looks slightly regrettable, but."
|
Faiz has received initiative.
|
|
Faiz:
|
I HAVE HAD IT--
|
* Faiz pounds the floor, rock boosts back to
his feet!
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
And Faiz.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
UP TO HERE--
|
* Faiz doublemove!
|
|
Faiz:
|
WITH THIS BITCH.
|
|
|
Faiz:
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ACTION POINT
• Free Action • Awesome •
Personal
|
|
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
|
|
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
|
|
|
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Faiz:
|
|
Melee Charge
• Standard Action • Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
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EARTH TWISTER BREAK!!
|
|
Attack = 30 vs. AC Rolled: 20 Bonuses: 10
|
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Damage = 24 Physical Rolled: 13
Bonuses: 11
|
|
Forge: (( Might want one up--ok then! ))
|
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Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 24 hit points.
|
Forge: (( OH SNAP ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
RIGHT IN THE EYE!!
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Forge: (( This is officially the rage train ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
We could ask her to surrender.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Well let's get closer to the show."
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"Hi there~"
|
Forge: (( We've had enough of these
motherfucking orcs in this motherfucking dungeon ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
She must see by now that she's on the
wrong side, after all.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Pardon me, Serra."
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"No problem, no problem~"
|
Wolfsbane: (( hm. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Highly unlikely, she seems to be
following the big...Urog? Oro-hai?
|
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 Reflex vs. Bolt Thrower. => 1 + 8 = 9
Imban:
(( not totally
))
Faiz: (( Ergris. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Well that's three 1s and a 2
tonight. ))
Faiz: (( Reegrits why. ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Orog.
|
* Wolfsbane end turn.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Ah, right.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Seems I'm just not in form right
now..."
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 14:
|
"Raaagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Thump => 19 + 10 = 29
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Oof."
|
Forge: (( Minions being able to charge is the
worst sort of thing. ))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"Get up here and help me, you loser."
|
* Orc Bolt Thrower 1 aims at Kalad and fires!
Faiz: (( Oh, you. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Twang. => 12 + 10 = 22
Azar Macan: (( oh come onnn ))
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 6 + 2 = 8
Forge: (( Of course. ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin loses 8 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Of course. ))
Serra: (( Oho! ))
Azar Macan: (( THANK YOU. ))
Forge: (( He's a dwarf ))
Imban: (( Oh, that wasn't to be nice to you. ))
Forge: (( They have racial things to being
pushed ))
Imban: (( Oh, heh. Oops. Yeah I can't even
push him. ))
Imban: (( Oh well. ))
Imban: (( Still takes damage. ))
Forge: (( YAY I ACTUALLY KNOW THINGS ))
* Myrissa shifts a step away and glares at
Kalad.
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"You are all getting on my nerves.
Explode!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Cursebite vs. Fort => 15 + 7 = 22
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 Forge => 11 + 3 = 14
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 14 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 Wolfsbane => 9 + 3 = 12
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
Wolfsbane loses 12 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Shank this bitch directly in the
facehole. I don't care who does it. ))
Azar Macan: (( OH HEY IT'S THAT AWESOME
CURSE ATTACK I FOUND. :V ))
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 Faiz => 4 + 3 = 7
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 4 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 Kalad => 12 + 3 = 15
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin loses 15 hit points.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
HEY. BITCH.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Forge => 6
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge loses 6 hit points.
|
Forge: (( By the way I only lose 10. ))
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 4 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Well, 9 ))
* Faiz cracks his neck, and a spire of rock
juts up and cracks the warlock in the back of the knees, hard.
Forge: (( 5 temp TP ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Stone Force
• Immediate Reaction • Primal •
Close Burst 5
|
|
ROCK SPIRE, RIGHT IN THE DISABLER.
|
|
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that
does not include you as a target.
|
|
Hit: Slide target one square. Target is slowed and
cannot shift until the end of its turn.
|
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 1 hit points.
|
Forge: (( HP rather ))
Imban: (( The fuck, Faiz? ))
Imban: (( That HIT YOU, how the shit does it
NOT include you as a target? ))
Faiz: (( Oh right never mind. ))
Faiz: (( Hurf. I'm not thinking straight. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Wolfsbane => 5
Adric Kain: (( HE CHOOSES TO IGNORE REALITY
))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Faiz => 5
Azar Macan: (( hey, Imban ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 5 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 Kalad => 4
Azar Macan: (( ONCE PER TURN. ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin loses 4 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( I'M TOO MAD TO ADHERE TO YOUR
"REALITY" AND "RULES" ))
Azar Macan: (( what the hell are you doing ))
Imban: (( You'd think so, but that's not how
hers works~ ))
Azar Macan: (( that is not how warloc- ))
Azar Macan: (( FUCK HER. ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Ugh, ow."
|
Serra: (( JERK ))
Forge: (( Yeah she totally needs special rules.
))
* Myrissa ACTION POINT, dashes off.
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Get... you get back here."
|
Forge: (( In this fight where we're limited to a
two-space walkway ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 haaack => 14 + 8 = 22
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 11 hit points.
|
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"Augh. So bright... "
|
Forge: (( STABBED YOU IN THE BITCH, BITCH ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
Azar Macan: (( SERIOUSLY? ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 16:
|
"Raagh!"
|
Azar Macan: (( oh ))
Azar Macan: (( okay ))
Serra: (( And we haven't even reached the boss
yet. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 17 + 10 = 27
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin loses 5 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Who has initiative? Anybody? ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Kalad, you should fall back!
|
Faiz: (( Kuro's up next. ))
Forge: (( Aha. ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Alright, but as soon as I take out
these louts. Arcing smite!"
|
Faiz: (( After Holybro, that is. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 => 20 + 8 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 => 5 + 8 = 13
Wolfsbane: (( If you all bunch up I can heal
all of us ))
* Imban rolls: 1d12+18 => 3 + 18 = 21
Forge: (( NUKE THE BITCH OR NUKE THE SHITS. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 16:
|
Orc Drudge 16 loses 21 hit points.
|
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I am totally murdering her
>:| ))
Serra: (( I'm nuking Madame Warlock next turn.
))
Forge: (( Wait how did he attack twice and from
back there and what the fuck just happened. ))
Imban: (( he used Arcing Smite, then took a
shift back ))
Azar Macan: (( Paladin power. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Before that he used an OA. ))
Faiz: (( Your curebomb is CB5, right Regris?
))
Wolfsbane: (( yes. ))
Forge: (( Aha. ))
* Azar Macan and Osaou start to march forwards!
Forge: (( Burst or blast? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Burst ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
I don't like you! *Azar points at the
Bolt Thrower!*
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
And you, foul woman!
|
Forge: (( FINISHING BUSTER? ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
For following a dark and evil and
rather UGLY leader!
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
AND GENERALLY BEING A TERRIBLE WARLOCK!
|
* Azar Macan stares. hard.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Flash
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm,
Implement, Psychic
|
|
SCARY SHINY EYES
|
|
Attack = 9 vs. Will Rolled: 1 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 11 Psychic Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of
your next turn.
|
|
* Myrissa laughs scornfully.
Faiz: (( YES OF COURSE ))
Azar Macan: (( FUCK YOU TOO KID ))
* Azar Macan ACTION POINT
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Flash
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm,
Implement, Psychic
|
|
SCARY SHINY EYES
|
|
Attack = 21 vs. Will Rolled: 13 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 6 Psychic Rolled: 1
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of
your next turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( YES OF COURSE. ))
Azar Macan: (( take the damn damage. ))
Myrissa: (( on who? ))
Azar Macan: (( THE FUCKING WARLOCK ))
Faiz: (( ...H-her? ))
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 6 hit points.
|
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
|
|
Myrissa:
|
Myrissa loses 3 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
DIE!
|
|
|
Myrissa:
|
"Augh! Tusk...!"
|
Faiz: (( "You have seven seconds to live." ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Alas, the cute ones always die young.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
THE POWER OF SUN VULCAN IS SUPERIOR!
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Eh. Consorts are pretty inexpensive.
I'll just get another after crushing you."
|
* Azar Macan and Osaou SENTAI POSE!
Azar Macan: (( fucking kid, making me use my
action point. ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"She's totally not cute. She's an evil
goth lady. She's probably cut herself all over the place too in
worship of whatever dark thing she's worshipping."
|
|
|
Forge:
|
I will personally buy you a courtesan
in the next town Adric if you never speak fondly of that foul
trollop again.
|
* Imban stabs Regris _
Wolfsbane: (( :( ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
WELL SHE'S CERTAINLY CUT NOW.
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Hmph. Keep firing and maybe I won't
need to replace you too."
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Possibly. And I'm slightly distured by
the fact the orc just called her his consort.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"See, that's probably where he got the
name "tusk" don't you think?"
|
|
|
Forge:
|
I wish her entire family line nothing
but the most desolate levels of plague, torment and misery.
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 15:
|
"Gru?"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 3
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( goddamn we are seriously on
drudge 15? ))
Serra: (( We are seriously on drudge 15. ))
Faiz: (( 18, technically. ))
Adric Kain: (( Don't think of them as
drudges. Think of them as XP factories. ))
Forge: (( I can still be healed here, right? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yes ))
Forge: (( THE MARCH OF WAR ))
Adric Kain: (( Given both healers move after
you anyway ))
Wolfsbane: (( Yeah I can move to match
anyways ))
* Forge holds his fist aloft, glowing again.
|
|
Forge:
|
Near... CRUSHER!
|
* Orc Drudge 14 dodges!
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Steel Wind
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic
|
|
Near Crusher
|
|
Attack = 26 vs. Ref Rolled: 19 Bonuses: 7
|
|
Damage = 11 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Faiz: (( Well I'm probably gonna charge down
the fucking bolter, so. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 14:
|
Orc Drudge 14 loses 11 hit points.
|
* Orc Drudge 14 dodges into Forge's fist!
* Azar Macan stares at my stats
Azar Macan: (( something BAD happened at
some point. ))
Imban: (( sure did. Nice over-max HP ))
Imban: (( Go repair yourself ))
Azar Macan: (( my max is way over that,
actually ))
Faiz: (( SUN VULCAN SMILES UPON THEE ))
Serra has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( you guys focus on the bolt
thrower ))
Serra: (( I should still be in heal radius
here. ))
Wolfsbane: (( ... you don't *need* it. ))
Azar Macan: (( I'll murderate the drudge ))
Forge:
(( You also have full health.
))
Serra:
(( True.
))
Adric Kain: (( Ok Birdman ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"Okay, your big bad warlord boss might
like you, but you've got some angry, angry people staring you
down. How do you like them odds!?"
|
Wolfsbane: (( A shame you can't make him
jump off that edge ))
Forge: (( Two of the angriest robots ever. ))
Serra: (( I can! ))
Serra: (( But I don't think that's such a
great idea. ))
Imban: (( Bolt Throwers are all girls,
actually ))
Imban: (( but yeah ))
Serra: (( Considering that puts it out of
range of our melee peoples. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Well it'd be 3d10 at that
point... ))
Imban: (( Still 2d10, actually ))
Imban: (( 25' up ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh ok ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Mind Thrust @ Bolt Throwe 1, vs Will => 7 + 7 = 14
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 5 + 4 = 9
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1 loses 9 hit points.
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
"Ow!"
|
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
"I think my odds are poor..."
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Very poor.
|
Forge: (( Does your Dishearten have the
movement? ))
Serra: (( It's Dimensional Scramble that has
movement. ))
Forge: (( Ah. ))
Serra: (( That's vs Fort. ))
* Adric Kain flute ---> Orc
Forge: (( Because it'd be really funny if you
could dishearten her into jumping to her death. ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Vicious Mockery
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
|
|
Insult you to death
|
|
Attack = 25 vs. Will Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 11 Psychic Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the
end of your next turn
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 15:
|
Orc Drudge 15 loses 11 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Which orc? ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
ooc nooooo
|
Azar Macan: (( nooooo ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
You're so ugly I wouldn't bed you if I
consumed the entire dwarven race's supply of alcohol
|
Azar Macan: (( bad Imban. ))
Imban: (( ...er ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 15:
|
Orc Drudge 15 is healed and gains 11
hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( the bolt-thrower ))
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1 loses 11 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( did you not listen to us
planning. ))
Imban: (( Your DM has clearly gotten into the
eggnog ))
Forge: (( Eggnogs and Dragons ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( OH NO ))
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
T__T
|
Azar Macan: (( IT CAN SUMMON A DEMON ))
Forge: (( I'd wait until Regrs goes, so you get
in on some of this healbow ))
Wolfsbane: (( It won't hit him. ))
* Faiz stomps on up to the bolter! "I
AM GOING TO TEAR YOUR EVERYTHING OUT OF YOU!"
Wolfsbane: (( It's Bloodied Dudes Only ))
Forge: (( Oh ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Armor Impact
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
|
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
|
|
Attack = 21 vs. AC Rolled: 12 Bonuses: 9
|
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 8
|
|
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
Wolfsbane: (( I can still heal him with a
Word but I think Faiz should be fine. ))
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1 loses 14 hit points.
|
|
|
Orc Bolt Thrower 1:
|
"Augh!"
|
Faiz: (( Also why are we cursed we shouldn't
be cursed. ))
Forge: (( Yeah the cursebitch got stabbed in the
bitch ))
Azar Macan: (( DING DONG, THE BITCH IS DEAD
))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Well there goes all of his competent
help."
|
Azar Macan: (( I hope you all are happy I
did that ))
Forge: (( Very appropriate ))
* Wolfsbane standard actions to Lifebomb the
area. All bloodied people gain Healing Surge +4 HP!
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin is healed and gains
4 hit points.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
Wolfsbane is healed and gains 13 hit
points.
|
Forge: (( Does that spend our surges? ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Ugh... I don't feel so good..." (Out
of healing surges lol)
|
Kalad the Paladin: (( Yes ))
Faiz: (( Yeah. ))
Forge: (( Ok, just checking ))
Azar Macan: (( stupid monster stats. ))
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 15 hit
points.
|
Faiz: (( Clearly you should just give him
Paladin surges. ))
* Wolfsbane then runs!
Faiz: (( Because fuckin' seriously. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
HI!
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"hey there."
|
Forge: (( I have one surge left ))
Forge: (( I hope I don't need it. ))
* Wolfsbane ... could minor action to heal
Kalad?
Serra: (( Don't bother. ))
Wolfsbane: (( It'd be 1d6+4 HP. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Ok ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
Faiz: (( ...okay so ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 17:
|
"Raagh!"
|
Forge: (( Kalad will sadly die if he's doomed to
die, save the heals for us ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Charge Faiz => 2 + 10 = 12
Azar Macan: (( but Blaine, remember ))
Azar Macan: (( he knows what buttons to
push. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I can actually un-die him if
needed. ))
Azar Macan: (( we. do. not. >_> ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"For Moradin!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Hack orc => 16 + 9 = 25
Faiz: (( The plan I'm thinkin': since I can
only target AC, I'm just gonna forego throwing down with Tusk and just
block the shit out of him with constant defense. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
|
|
Orc Drudge 17:
|
Orc Drudge 17 loses 7 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( The rest of you, MELT HIM IN THE
HEAD. ))
Forge: (( Look we can mechanic good. ))
Forge: (( Remember how well you used that panel.
))
Forge: (( It's right in Adric's book ))
Azar Macan: (( I dunnoooo ))
Forge: (( So it must be true! ))
Adric Kain: (( Yep. Right there. ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( If you say your plans
out loud, Kalad would recommend fiddling with the panel if you have a
chance. ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( Rather than wasting
turns. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Azar Macan looks back at the drudge
Forge: (( I kinda hope I get the first shot,
just because I can hit him with 3d10 that way ))
* Azar Macan snaps his fingers, sending out a
bolt of energy and cursing at the same time!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action
- Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
|
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
|
|
Attack = 19 vs. Reflex Rolled: 11 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 9
Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 15:
|
Orc Drudge 15 loses 14 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Then flurry and takedown and he's got
some nice damage on him. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
VULCAN...
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
...STEP!
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Let's go!
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Uh. ...huh, I don't actually have any
allies around."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
You sure don't.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
MURDERED 'EM ALL!
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
You do not.
|
Forge: (( So if you take a second pact, who will
be the second one? Since you have Sun Vulcan, would you then do
Abaranger? So Eagle Shark Panther meets Tyranno Tricera Pterano ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
YOU'RE NEXT.
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 19:
|
"Raagh!"
|
Faiz: (( OOOzar Macan. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Charge Faiz => 8 + 10 = 18
Adric Kain: (( Azar: Putotera Combo ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Faiz: (( Actually that wouldn't be half-bad,
haha. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 18:
|
"...I think I got lost..."
|
Forge: (( EAGLE HOPPER TIGER ))
Azar Macan: (( actually it would probably
be...star and thus just be an extension of sun vulcan ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
YOUR HEAD IS MINE!
|
Adric Kain: (( Other way around ))
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Yooooou suck."
|
Forge: (( I think tiger was the chest piece ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Intimidate = 26 Rolled: 18 Bonuses: 8
|
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 9
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 14
Forge: (( I forget ))
Adric Kain: (( It was. ))
Adric Kain: (( Hawk, Tiger, Hopper. ))
Serra: (( Forge: Use your double move + run +
that +2 move power. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( brb ))
Serra: (( You'll cover hilarious distance that
way. ))
Forge: (( And be next to him with no backup
about half dead? ))
Serra: (( Oh right there's the drudge there
too. ))
Forge: (( Hell I was gonna jump up the side
ledge and flank him. ))
Faiz: (( JUMPBROS. ))
Serra: (( Sure that works too. ))
Faiz: (( Hey, we should totally do that. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 I'm going to take a whack at you for doing that.
Whack! => 17 + 9 = 26
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Forge:
|
Forge loses 5 hit points.
|
Forge: (( WHAT. ))
Forge: (( BULLSHIT. ))
Faiz: (( Opportunity. ))
Serra: (( That provoked. ))
Forge: (( NO, BULLSHIT. HOW THE FUCK. ))
Serra: (( Kalad's space provoked it. ))
Adric Kain: (( Because you moved through
Kalad's space ))
Forge: (( RRRRGH. ))
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Forge:
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Melee Basic
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
|
Warforged Finger
|
|
Attack = 19 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 10
|
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Damage = 17 Physical Rolled: 10
Bonuses: 7
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|
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Orc Drudge 19:
|
Orc Drudge 19 loses 17 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( And now his face is wall. ))
* Forge slams the Drudge into the wall, and
then headbutts it until it caves into the wall.
* Forge continues headbutting until he makes
an orc sized hole in it.
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|
Forge:
|
Fuck. You.
|
|
|
Imban:
|
The wall is actually very durable, so
you just splatter the orc.
|
* Wolfsbane winces a little, "I didn't think
an orc's brain was that color."
|
|
Imban:
|
It seems dwarven architecture is built
to last, even under Warforged assault.
|
Forge: (( Well I'm bloodied again thanks to the
dwarf's stupid ass. ))
Forge: (( Turn end. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( I'm gonna get there and then he's
gonna backhand me for 40 damage. ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"Hey, Oh Great Warlord Tusk-tusk! Bet
you didn't know I can hit you from here, did you!?"
|
Forge: (( Aaaand there goes Dynamite Kick. ))
Serra: (( Oh right. ))
Serra: (( RETCON ))
* Serra TURN END
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( honestly we should pepper him
with as much ranged damage as possible, personally, but~ ))
Forge: (( Just hit him. ))
Adric Kain: (( Honestly we're going to do
more than 1d10 in ranged damage ))
Forge: (( I'm probably doing to miss him anyway.
))
Faiz: (( You guys are going to be like the
ONLY ones to hit him. ))
Serra: (( Yeah alright. ))
Faiz: (( I won't. At all. ))
Serra: (( Retcon the retcon! ))
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Tusk:
|
"CEASE YOUR FOOLISHNESS."
|
Faiz: (( I need 15+ to scratch him. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I can Bane him for -6
defenses. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Dishearten @ Just NE of Tusk-tusk (plunks him), vs
Will => 15 + 7 = 22
Faiz: (( Oh, no. 14. ))
Forge: (( I'd save that until we're actually
there ))
Azar Macan: (( JUST ROLL THE DICE ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, -2 to attack until end of my next turn => 5
+ 4 = 9
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Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 9 hit points.
|
Serra: (( Would've been almost certainly more
than that extra 1d10 anyways. ))
|
|
Tusk:
|
"So, you cowards fire on me from down
there? I will come deal with you myself."
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Forge, feel better. Again.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Hey, what else are we supossed to do?
|
|
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Adric Kain:
|
|
Majestic Word
• Minor • Arcane, Healing
|
|
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration,
restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem
insignificant..
|
|
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and
regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1
square.
|
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"We're cowards when you don't even
lead your own troops?"
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
BRING IT ON. YOU LOOK LIKE I MIGHT
BREAK A SWEAT.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Watch them be slaughtered helplessly?"
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Do you people ever tire of hearing
yourselves talk?
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"You're a warlord! You should know
good tactics when you see them!"
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Ahaha, that's rich."
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 15 hit
points.
|
Adric Kain: (( And done. ))
Forge: (( Out of surges. ))
Adric Kain: (( We'll manage. ))
Forge: (( Do I still need to slide? ))
Adric Kain: (( You can if you want ))
Adric Kain: (( Once I'm close enough I'm
gonna drop my Daily on him and turn him ))
Forge: (( into an HP fountain? ))
Azar Macan: (( you can totally at-will him
now ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( or wait, am I derping ))
* Faiz doubletimes it on over~!
Forge: (( You're not going to flank with me? ))
Faiz: (( Hmm. ))
Adric Kain: (( I can attack him next turn
yeah ))
Wolfsbane: (( Well who's going to be in
*front* of him then? ... Kalad? ))
Azar Macan: (( Osaou! ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I have like ))
Forge: (( By flank I just meant go up the side ))
Faiz: (( Well somebody needs to go on the
other side and make sure he doesn't just stomp on over to the ranged
guys. ))
Azar Macan: (( 5 surges? ))
Forge: (( Get there faster ))
Faiz: (( KNOW WHAT, SCREW IT ))
Faiz: (( THAT IS WHAT I'LL DO. I WILL JUMP
WITH YOU. ))
Forge: (( You sat out the last session so yeah,
you probably have more than us ))
Azar Macan: (( so he can die, like...a lot ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
Forge: (( Sad Drudge in the snow over there ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 22:
|
"Raagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 12 + 10 = 22
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Ow.
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Take this!"
|
Serra: (( Is the fire thing /encounter? ))
Forge: (( Please hit. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Hack hack => 11 + 9 = 20
Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))
Serra: (( Well okay Kalad can smite him. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
|
|
Orc Drudge 22:
|
Orc Drudge 22 loses 11 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Seriously that was 22? ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( counting that there's a lone
one we havn't killed, yes ))
Wolfsbane: (( idk where 21 and 20 are ))
Serra: (( We've killed 19 so far. ))
Azar Macan: (( ...hrm ))
Azar Macan: (( which one of you is closer? ))
Serra: (( They're coming later this turn I
assume. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, the boss totally is ))
Forge: (( Also Kuro that's what it looked like
for me for a good while in Dead Island ))
Forge: (( Zombie come out and run at me ))
Forge: (( One shot, dead ))
Azar Macan: (( pfff. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
It's time to MOVE OUT!
|
Azar Macan: (( can I step *onto) the stairs
then move less next move? ))
Imban: (( not unless you're double moving ))
Imban: (( in which case you can "add together"
for purposes of difficult terrain ))
Azar Macan: (( which is what I'm doing ))
Adric Kain: (( Plz do not be stepping on me
))
Faiz: (( ...oh god dammit, this guy's Og all
over again ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
* Azar Macan points at Orog!
|
|
Orc Drudge 20:
|
"Gru?"
|
Forge: (( Mecha do you still have any
move-the-guy-free-attack moves? ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
SUN VULCAN'S JUDGEMENT BE UPON YOU!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Club Adric again => 6 + 9 = 15
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Hmph. I accept no judgment from
lessers!"
|
Adric Kain: (( I wonder. Can I activate
Advantage of Cunning on myself? ))
Forge: (( Oh you are just the worst sort of
person. ))
Faiz: (( And here comes the bullshit. ))
* Tusk hefts his immense falchion and lashes
out at Faiz!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Pah! The power of Sun Vulcan far
outshines you!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 hack hack (vs. AC) => 3 + 10 = 13
Forge: (( calling bullshit, that should be too
far for that. ))
Faiz: (( It's Reach 2. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Forge: (( From 10 feet up? ))
Azar Macan: (( he's large and the falchion
is huge ))
Imban: (( 10' up is also 2 squares! ))
Serra: (( Reach 2 is 2 down too. ))
Azar Macan: (( lol z-axis ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok can I activate Virtue of
cunning with that? Because it'd be hilarious ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 21:
|
"I think I'm late..."
|
Forge: (( So it's a 20 foot reach ))
Serra: (( Nope, 10 foot reach. ))
Orc Drudge 21: (( with what, Adric? ))
Serra: (( But it's 10 in all directions. ))
Serra: (( Faiz was 10' diagonally down. ))
Adric Kain: (( It's uhh...he missed Fleed,
so Fleed would get to slide 1 square. And then the enemy would slide
into the square Fleed just moved from ))
Imban: (( ...uh, sure. ))
Azar Macan: (( NOOOO why would you do that ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh, nevermind ))
Forge: (( Well it's a 10 foot step. ))
Azar Macan: (( move him closer to us, are
you mad? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 11
Adric Kain: (( It doesn't work anyway. He
has to be adjacent \ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 15
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 18
Forge: (( If he wants to come down here he'll
come down here. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( someone should...murder that
drudge near us. before he gets annoying. ))
Forge: (( Can I use my +2 move attack action and
just use it to move more on a double move? ))
Faiz: (( I'd say just have Kalad do it. ))
Serra: (( I will if nobody else does. ))
Serra: (( It's in Adric's path. ))
Imban: (( I don't see why not, Forge... ))
Faiz: (( Mechperson can also just shift up
one and still smack Tusk. ))
Serra: (( True! ))
Adric Kain: (( Stop Blaine ))
Adric Kain: (( That would provoke ))
Azar Macan: (( immense reach enemies suck. ))
Serra: (( Climb from Faiz's side. ))
Adric Kain: (( I think you're okay next to
Faiz, unless he's dickish and gets reach on AoOs ))
Forge: (( Oh I see what you mean. ))
Imban: (( he doesn't ))
Imban: (( almost nothing does ))
Forge: (( Can I make a running jump in my double
move to get up there? ))
Adric Kain: (( Almost nothing is not nothing
))
Imban: (( Yes, if you have enough movement ))
Imban: (( and you make the roll ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+10 => 15 + 10 = 25
Forge: (( Is this 12 spaces or 14? ))
Imban: (( OK! You grab onto the ledge with
room to spare and can pull yourself up. ))
Forge: (( With the jump ))
Imban: (( 12 ))
Imban: (( no. ))
Imban: (( you definitely don't move anymore
after that. ))
Forge: (( Well that's dumb. But fine. ))
Imban: (( Well you only jumped 5 feet in the
air. You had to pull yourself up the ledge ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Hit him with the fucking nuke,
whatever the fuck you have do it. ))
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|
Serra:
|
"Alright, now it's time to start the
real assault! Enjoy the traumatic experience of being beat down by
the "lesser" heroes!"
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Go die."
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Mental Trauma @ Tusk-tusk, vs Will => 18 + 7 = 25
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Can't any of the fiends make my job
easier and come up with some useful banter?
|
* Tilus rolls: 3d8+4 Damage, gains vulnerable 5 psychic (save ends) =>
12 + 4 = 16
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 16 hit points.
|
Forge: (( I just had the silliest idea. ))
* Serra ACTION POINT
Forge: (( If this position holds until my turn
I'm gonna do it. ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"And what comes after trauma!? A
headache!"
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Tusk-tusk, vs Will => 18
+ 7 = 25
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"I was hoping for permanent mental
scarring, really."
|
Forge: (( I'm gonna Zell him. RUN AROUND THE
WORLD I MEAN MIDDLE AND HIT HIM ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
I THINK THAT'S THE NEXT PART.
|
Azar Macan: (( brb ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
I'm sure it'll be permanant, given
that he has about ten minutes to live, at most.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Sounds like a plan to me."
|
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+4+5 Damage, -3 to all defenses until end of next
turn => 9 + 4 + 5 = 18
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 18 hit points.
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Adric Kain SHIFT
Forge: (( Come on HP Fountaincraft ))
* Adric Kain plays a trio of tunes on the
flute!
Adric Kain: (( Forge gets this next one ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Harmonic Songblade
• Minor • Item?
|
|
As well as channeling your bard spells, the blade gives off
music that swirls away to encircle and empower one of your
allies.
|
|
Attack = 0 vs. Will Rolled: 0 Bonuses: 0
|
|
Damage = 0 Psychic Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 0
|
|
Hit: One ally withing 5 squares of you gains +2 power
bonus to attack rolls and all defenses until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Actualyl wait ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah too far. ))
Faiz: (( Uhh... what? ))
Tusk: (( 5 squares, eh. ))
Faiz: (( That can hit ME, but... ))
Forge: (( I'm too far, yeah. ))
Adric Kain: (( Faiz gets it ))
Forge: (( Hit Faiz ))
Faiz: (( AND HONESTLY I THINK I MIGHT NEED
IT MORE ))
* Adric Kain plays the next at Tuskywusky
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Stirring Shout
• Standard • Arcane, Healing, Implement,
Psychic
|
|
Your shout of wrath stabs into your foes mind. Each time
your allies hit that foe, they draw strength from its
weakness.
|
|
Attack = 15 vs. Will Rolled: 7 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 10 Psychic Rolled: 5
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: Until the end of the encounter, whenever an ally
hits the target, that ally regains 4 hit points.
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 15 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( :cheer: ))
Serra: (( Whoo! ))
Adric Kain: (( ACTION POINT ))
Forge: (( Way to go Resha ))
Forge: (( I mean Serra ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Vicious Mockery
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
|
|
Insult you to death
|
|
Attack = 16 vs. Will Rolled: 8 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 11 Psychic Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the
end of your next turn
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 16 hit points.
|
Serra: (( +5 ))
Imban: (( 11+5 isn't 16? ))
Serra: (( Oh. ))
Forge: (( And Adric gets some HP back, right? ))
Faiz: (( It's 160. ))
Imban: (( Nope ))
Imban: (( Adric isn't his own ally ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
I can't wait to see your fat corpse go
falling from that ledge, you sack of shit.
|
Wolfsbane: (( Hey Faiz go after Kalad plz. ))
Forge: (( That is extremely silly ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Why? ))
Wolfsbane: (( So I can buff you and him at
the same time ))
Faiz: (( FAIR ENOUGH ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Hey Kalad, get a little closer to me,
say within 15'."
|
* Faiz hold initiative!! STANDING BY
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( he has a daily of just plain
some healing, I believe. ))
Imban: (( er, derp ))
* Wolfsbane holds until after Kalad.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
|
Orc Drudge 25:
|
"Raaagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 18 + 10 = 28
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Oof!"
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Well that puts a damper on things.
))
* Wolfsbane holds until after Kalad. "Get over
here you."
Forge: (( .... ))
Serra: (( He can just smack the orc then move
closer. ))
Forge: (( Does... does anyone else see that
ladder? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Yeah that's ok ))
Forge: (( The one by the Christmas panel ))
Faiz: (( That's the escape route Kalad
mentioned a bit ago. ))
Forge: (( Ohhhhhhhhhhh ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Forge: (( I was about to wonder what the balls
it was for ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 24:
|
"Uh, hi guys..."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Faiz: (( Ahahaha. ))
Azar Macan: (( pfffff ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Forge: (( These are the worst Drudges ))
Wolfsbane: (( lawl ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 23:
|
Gru?
|
Serra: (( Slowdrudges. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 HACK => 6 + 8 = 14
Faiz: (( "AMBUUUuuu...sh...?" ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"..."
|
Azar Macan: (( youuuu ))
Imban: (( So should I use Kalad's action point
to attack again or what ))
Wolfsbane: (( Yes. Why not. ))
* Kalad the Paladin ACTION POINT
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 HACK THE BONE => 7 + 8 = 15
Forge: (( I think we should just give up on
Kalad being buffed. ))
Serra: (( YOUUUUUU ))
* Kalad the Paladin ZETSUBOUSHITA
Azar Macan: (( OH COME ON ))
Faiz: (( And we're back to hate mode. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Kalad you suck. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Hack the Dwarf! :D => 15 + 9 = 24
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"I am terrible."
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Well that... didn't work out as I had
hoped."
|
Forge: (( Yeah Tusk is gonna fart at him and
knock him through the wall. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
BUCK UP, HOLYBRO. EVERYONE HAS A BAD
DAY.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
WE WILL BE THE WORST DAY FOR
EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS ROOM.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Also the last.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
BWAHA.
|
* Wolfsbane throws down a bolt of holy flames,
healing all allies in close burst 3 of 5 HP. Also all healing is now +5.
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Kalad the Paladin is healed and gains
5 hit points.
|
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 Also vs. Tusk's Will => 4 + 8 = 12
Forge: (( I'd just like to say. We could have
built a bridge to the center platform with all the drudges we've killed.
))
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz is healed and gains 5 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( hey, am I...in that? ))
Imban: (( Nope ))
Wolfsbane: (( Sadnly no. ))
Faiz: (( Forge is though. ))
* Wolfsbane hmms.
Faiz: (( PUNCH PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYSELF ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
Wolfsbane is healed and gains 5 hit
points.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.
|
Forge: (( That was actually very appreciated ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( Not done yet ))
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Faiz: (( Doctor Forge, M.D. ))
Faiz: (( (the M.D. stands for Most Deadly) ))
Forge: (( Whoa Tusk is already Bloodied? ))
Azar Macan: (( yeep. ))
Forge: (( How the fuck did I miss that ))
Serra: (( We put a pretty huge dent into him.
))
Adric Kain: (( Me and Tilus did like 30
damage each to him ))
* Wolfsbane action points
* Wolfsbane uses Flashfire!
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs Will! (Close Burst 3) => 4 + 8 = 12
* Regris rolls: 1d8+6 Damage to each duder => 4 + 6 = 10
Faiz: (( AURA GIRI DAAAAAAAAAAA ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 25:
|
Orc Drudge 25 loses 10 hit points.
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 20:
|
Orc Drudge 20 loses 10 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Do we really have to roll damage on
minions? ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Thanks.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Rejoice! The flames have chosen you
for their revival!"
|
Imban: (( I like i! ))
Imban: (( it ))
Imban: (( Anyway now it's 555's ))
Faiz: (( So! Is THIS legal without
provoking, considering what we have to do? ))
Imban: (( Sure. ))
Faiz: (( AWESOME. ))
* Faiz takes a step back to get a good start
on his jump...!
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Athletics = 25 Rolled: 13 Bonuses: 12
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Hmph. Delivering yourself up for
slaughter?"
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
YOU'RE HUGE!
|
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
|
Faiz:
|
THAT MEANS I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU
IN HALF!
|
Faiz has received initiative.
|
|
Tusk:
|
"Mine is the blade of death."
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"RIP AND TEAR!"
|
* Wolfsbane cheers
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Crush Surge
• Standard Action • Martial, Weapon
• Melee Weapon
|
|
I'M WHERE THE VIOLENCE LIVES! GET YOU SOME!!
|
|
Attack = 12 vs. AC Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 9
|
|
Damage = 14 Physical Rolled: 6
Bonuses: 8
|
|
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push,
target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end
of your next turn.
|
|
Faiz: (( Oh GOD DAMMIT ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Tusk parries and glowers at Faiz.
Faiz: (( Man and that was like, WITH -3 and
that fucking +5 whatever? ))
Tusk: (( didn't see a +5, but yes, with -3 ))
Tusk: (( think it was just +2 ))
Serra: (( -3. ))
Adric Kain: (( +2 from the blade ))
Faiz: (( Oh, +2. Fair enough. ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Osaou, you...go around.
|
Faiz: (( I couldn't remember what it was and
every time a new chatline pops up it autoscrolls back down to the bottom
so I CAN'T GO LOOK AT IT AGAIN ))
Forge: (( Yeah that's slightly annoying ))
Faiz: (( Also Blaine, prepare for
horrendous, stupid pain. ))
Azar Macan: (( press the two chat ballons ))
Azar Macan: (( it turns that off ))
Forge: (( Well my current plan is to run circles
around the middle thing and charge him from the other side. ))
Forge: (( What's yours? ))
* Azar Macan looks back over at the Tusk-man
* Azar Macan looks...harder.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Flash
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm,
Implement, Psychic
|
|
SCARY SHINY EYES
|
|
Attack = 22 vs. Will Rolled: 14 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 8 Psychic Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of
your next turn.
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 13 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( I am going to probably regret
coming up here, for one. ))
* Azar rolls: 1d8 SUPER VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 3 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( COME ON KID ))
Azar Macan: (( IT HAS A HIGHER CHANCE OF
ROLLING HIGH ))
Azar Macan: (( SO FUCKING DO IT ALREADY ))
* Tusk glares at Faiz scornfully.
* Tusk brutally assaults Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 2 + 10 = 12
* Tusk ACTION POINT
* Tusk brutally assaults Faiz!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 vs. AC => 2 + 10 = 12
Forge: (( KID GOES BOTH WAYS. ))
Tusk: (( ...wow. ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
BRUTAL THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!
|
Serra: (( XD ))
Wolfsbane: (( gj ))
Adric Kain: (( Virtue of cunning ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Way to be a failure.
|
* Faiz headbutts Tusk's stupid falchion the
hell away!
Forge: (( Mecha whyyyyyy ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually good point! ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Adric Kain: (( FINE I'LL JUST LET IT BE
USELESS ))
Faiz: (( Is it a "Have to slide enemy" thing
or can you just slide me? ))
|
|
Imban:
|
err, no...
|
Faiz: (( Because I can totally use the slide
to charge him down. ))
Adric Kain: (( I can just slide you I think
))
Faiz: (( Do it. ))
Adric Kain: (( In which case charge his ass
))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 13
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 17
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 1
Forge: (( So many fucking Drudges. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Imban: (( Oh, wait ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 Let's make that vulnerable 5 psychic fuck off, at
least =P => 12 + 2 = 14
Imban: (( There ))
Serra: (( Aww. ))
* Forge looks at Faiz with a quick glance.
|
|
Forge:
|
I will be back shortly.
|
* Faiz flashes a thumbs-up.
Azar Macan: (( and here I thought you
forgot. ))
* Forge CHARGE.
Adric Kain: (( Was the -3 til end of your
turn or a save ends? ))
Imban: (( end of turn ))
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Charge Attack
• Standard • Implement, Psionic
|
|
God Field Dash
|
|
Attack = 28 vs. AC Rolled: 17 Bonuses: 11
|
|
Damage = 13 Physical Rolled: 8
Bonuses: 5
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 13 hit points.
|
Azar Macan: (( GIVE HIM THE PRONER ))
Adric Kain: (( Action point if you got it ))
* Forge shoulder checks Tusk, then uses the
momentum to kick him in the jaw.
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Flurry of Blows
• No Action • Psionic
|
|
Heat End
|
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new
target takes 7 damage.
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 5 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( You do know prone actually HURTS
you guys, right? ))
* Forge then uses THAT to jump up and axe kick
him in the head.
Azar Macan: (( not me if you're both in his
face. ))
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Takedown Strike
• No Action • Martial
|
|
Stag Beetle Crusher
|
|
Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is
knocked prone.
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 4 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( Eh, fair enough. ))
Forge: (( Three more from the ignition ))
Azar Macan: (( distant advantage is awesome
))
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 3 hit points.
|
* Forge and ACTION
* Forge lands, then jumps up into the air.
|
|
Forge:
|
DYNAMITE KIIIIIIIIIICK!!
|
Adric Kain: (( is Distant Advantage someone
anyone can take? ))
|
|
Forge:
|
|
Open the Gate of Battle
• Standard • Full Discipline, Implement,
Psionic, Thunder
|
|
Dynamite Kick
|
|
Attack = 23 vs. Ref Rolled: 16 Bonuses: 7
|
|
Damage = 15 Physical Rolled: 10
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: Target takes an extra 2 if at full health.
|
|
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 18 hit points.
|
Serra: (( I believe so, yes. ))
Azar Macan: (( Yes, I believe. ))
Azar Macan: (( AWESOME JOB BLAINE ))
Serra: (( Indeed. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Nice. ))
* Forge lands, slowly rising back to his feet
and cracks his neck.
|
|
Forge:
|
Forge is healed and gains 3 hit points.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
Pray. Now.
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"You never cease to impress, Forge."
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Finish him off Serra.
|
Serra has received initiative.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Can do!"
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Where's all the big talk now?
|
Wolfsbane: (( PLAY HIM OFF KEYBOARD PSION ))
|
|
Tusk:
|
"The hordes will still come through
here and crush all of you!"
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Unlikely.
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"And about that headache? Let's make
that permanent, shall we?"
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
THE HORDES'LL COME THROUGH ALRIGHT.
|
|
|
Faiz:
|
OUR BIG OL' HOARD OF KILLS.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Mind Thrust @ Tusk-tusk, vs Will => 6 + 7 = 13
* Azar Macan thumb downs
Serra: (( -3 still applies, so hits ))
Faiz: (( No it doesn't. ))
Adric Kain: (( He's prone ))
Imban: (( he's prone, so you take -2 to attack
))
Forge: (( Does the prone penalty also apply
there? ))
Faiz: (( Yes. ))
Serra: (( Oh. Blah. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Booo.
|
Forge: (( Yep, you just miss. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: (( Hey if he's still alive by Faiz's
turn, he'll wish he wasn't. ))
Forge: (( Debuffed AND prone ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Guess I'll just have to play your
death hymn.
|
Imban: (( he's no longer AC debuffed. ))
Forge: (( We still have Bane. ))
Azar Macan: (( the -stuff no longer applies,
it was tilus who did it, right? ))
Forge: (( He'll be debuffed. ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Vicious Mockery
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
|
|
Insult you to death
|
|
Attack = 18 vs. Will Rolled: 10 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 8 Psychic Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the
end of your next turn
|
|
Serra: (( Yeah, it's gone. ))
|
|
Tusk:
|
Tusk loses 8 hit points.
|
Serra: (( But 18 hits regardless. ))
|
|
Tusk:
|
"For... the Horde... "
|
* Tusk staggers off the ledge and falls onto a
hot pipe, burning to death!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
For such a big guy, he sure
was...pathetic.
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"Kalad! Get over here and press those
buttons, we'll keep the incoming horde at bay!"
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Alas, none to mourn the Orc leader.
Died in this place. Alone, and unloved. .
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 23:
|
"...gru?"
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"And on fire."
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 24:
|
"Gru..."
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
I mean, wasn't that Red Hand guy
tougher?
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 18:
|
"Gru?"
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"That Red Hand guy was tougher, yes."
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 21:
|
"Gru!"
|
* Faiz turns around to look at the northside
drudges... and points.
Imban: (( gonna move, Adric? ))
Imban: (( you do have to fiddle with the
controls to finish the fight. ))
Forge: (( EXP FOR THE EXP GOD! DROPS FOR THE
DROP THRONE! ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Let's get up there .
|
Wolfsbane: (( DON'T LET THE EXTRA EXP GET
AWAY ))
Adric Kain: (( And yes ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Azar Macan: (( I'm gonna vulcan gun the two
up there. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 27:
|
"Gru?"
|
Forge: (( I'm very pleased with my turn though.
I think that was worth it. ))
Azar Macan: (( brb, emptying dishwasher ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
Faiz: (( That was rather fun. ))
Adric Kain: (( How many bosses have I
killstealed by insulting to death now? ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 26:
|
"Raagh!"
|
Forge: (( Compared to the guy from the other
place he went down like a bitch. ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Oh. Oh hi."
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 club => 19 + 10 = 29
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
Wolfsbane loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Ow."
|
Forge: (( Hey I'm just glad he's dead and he
never hit anyone. ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Let's get up there..."
|
Faiz: (( Yeah, because he's fucking Og v2. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 OH MAN I AM BAD AT ATHLETICS => 12 + 5 = 17
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Uff. So short. -_-"
|
Faiz: (( He has a goddamned Close Burst 2,
+12 v Ref, 2d4+7 attack. At-will. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Given that I never used that, why are
you looking up their stats? >_>
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
* Faiz helps the Paladin up at that last leg
and claps him on the shoulder. "HEH."
Faiz: (( BECAUSE I WAS CU~RIOUS. ))
Faiz: (( Not that I let it STOP ME. ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs Drudge Reflex => 4 + 8 = 12
Faiz: (( From walking to certain doom. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
I did try to hit you twice with
2d4+2d4+7 + procs an attack of 4d4+7+2d4 though!
|
* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 Also someone gets a +2 power bonus... uhm/ => 7 +
4 = 11
|
|
Orc Drudge 26:
|
Orc Drudge 26 loses 11 hit points.
|
Faiz: (( Heheheh. So you did. ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Pesky orcs..."
|
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( So hey is there any real thing
against just leaping off our 10' drop here, do I gotta roll Ath to not
damage? ))
Imban: (( acrobatics to not take damage ))
Faiz: (( Ooooh... hm. ))
Imban: (( that said, why? the control panel is
UP HERE ))
Faiz: (( I wanted to go a-murderin'. ))
Wolfsbane: (( So he can cause more violence.
))
Wolfsbane: (( Duh ))
Imban: (( Oh okay. ))
Serra: (( Don't worry, I still have plenty of
carnage left in me. ))
Faiz: (( Because my Dungeoneering is +3 and
my Thievery is +2 and really if Azar and Adric both EXPLODED the last
one I don't think I have a hope for this. ))
*
Imban eats people what read the module.
* Imban chew chew chew!
Serra: (( Kalad's gonna press the buttons. ))
Imban: (( (You do get a +5 because Kalad,
which you can TOTALLY SEE since you're looking at the page) ))
Serra: (( So don't worry. ))
Faiz: (( Hey. Hey. I surmised that shit
before I even thought of getting the module. Also I just went after
Tusk's stats because I knew we were in for serious shit, that's all ._.
))
* Faiz flashes a thumbs-up to Holybro and goes
a-chargin' away!
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Acrobatics = 21 Rolled: 19 Bonuses: 2
|
|
|
|
Imban:
|
roll 1d10
|
* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 3
|
|
Faiz:
|
Faiz loses 0 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Did he seriously still take damage off
a 21? ))
Imban: (( He took 3 -13 damage ))
|
|
Faiz:
|
EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED IS GOING
TO BE RENT ASUNDER!
|
Imban: (( which is very much 0 ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Anyway could we speed this up a
bit? I got somethin' to do in about 10-20 minutes. ))
Imban: (( Well people should PRES BUTAN then!
))
Adric Kain: (( and Azar should do stuff ))
Wolfsbane: (( move people this isn't a
carnival show. ))
Faiz: (( I AM PRESSING THE MURDER BUTTON
))
Imban: (( PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! ))
Forge: (( Yeah, since we're kinda all but done,
and I was hoping to maybe squeeze some Borderlands in tonight ))
Imban: (( *pokes Azar* ))
Faiz: (( The Murder Button is a very
important role! ))
Imban: (( *just tosses Azar towards the goal*
))
Azar Macan: (( HEY NO ))
Imban: (( Oho k ))
Forge: (( You can make the jump, it's not that
hard. Go right for it. ))
Forge: (( Use your flapping leap thingy ))
Azar Macan: (( I was empying a dishwasher. ))
Imban: (( Ah. ))
Azar Macan: (( distance starts from you, or
the space near you? ))
Imban: (( you ))
* Azar Macan walks towards the orcs
* Azar Macan curses the first one!
Serra: (( Who has the best Thievery mod? ))
Imban:
(( Gad
))
Wolfsbane: (( I thought that was Azar... ))
Serra: (( And is active. ))
Forge: (( Either Azar or Adric. Mine is ok and
likely third ))
* Azar Macan and then energy balls start to
spin around his arms!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
VULCAN...
|
Wolfsbane: (( Mine's like +7 ))
* Azar Macan points one arm at drudge!
Forge: (( Same ))
Faiz: (( Well, sigh. ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Rain
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
|
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
|
|
Attack = 11 vs. Reflex Rolled: 3 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 17 Physical Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 6
|
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
RAIN!...hrm.
|
Adric Kain: (( OH WHAT JUST BECAUSE I'M A
TIEFLING IT MEANS I'M AUTOMATICALLY A THIEF?!?!?!! ))
Faiz: (( I'm gonna get pulled away here
shortly regardless of ready, so if that happens just start mindlessly
berserking me. ))
Adric Kain: (( That's fuckin Racist man. ))
* Azar Macan tries again on the other nearby
one!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Rain
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
|
|
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
|
|
Attack = 21 vs. Reflex Rolled: 13 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 17 Physical Rolled: 11
Bonuses: 6
|
|
Forge: (( No, because you're a Bard you're
automatically a thief. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 18:
|
Orc Drudge 18 loses 17 hit points.
|
Adric Kain: (( Seriously though my Thievery
is +2 ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Hmph.
|
Wolfsbane: (( ... Goddamnit ))
Azar Macan: (( mine is +9. so. eh. ))
Forge: (( Oh. Well then Wolf and I are second. ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 21:
|
"Raaagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Thunk => 7 + 10 = 17
Azar Macan: (( but I want to kill stuff too
))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
Azar Macan: (( oh also ))
Serra: (( You should've been going up there to
turn off the panel! ))
Forge: (( With a +5 from Kalad I can make it
when my turn rolls around. ))
Wolfsbane: (( why did you jump ... sigh ._.
))
Serra: (( =_= ))
Wolfsbane: (( Does Aid Another exist in this
))
Serra: (( It does ))
Azar Macan: (( it does ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Forge has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( Good. Getting the fuck up
there then ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 18
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
Azar Macan: (( I give...+3? so maybe I
should nottt ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 14
Azar Macan: (( kill stuff, that is ))
|
|
Forge:
|
Kalad! Tell me what I need to push!
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"It's that button over there, the one
that says 'power on'!"
|
|
|
Forge:
|
....you cannot be serious.
|
Faiz: (( AHAHAHA ))
Azar Macan: (( does he still have to roll? ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 7 + 12 = 19
Kalad the Paladin: (( yes ))
|
Imban:
|
The controls whir to life!
|
Imban: (( needs more successes, but yeah ))
Azar Macan: (( it's reduced for having
someone help, right? :v ))
Adric Kain: (( He needs to roll multiple
successes to push a button? ))
Imban: (( ...no. ))
Forge: (( It was +5, which I factored in. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Several buttons presumably ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Right? ))
Azar Macan: (( it's not *just* power on ))
* Serra RUNS LIKE THE WIND
Imban: (( He needs to roll multiple successes
to seal the Vents. ))
Imban:
(( One turns on the machine.
))
Serra: (( Done ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Forge:
|
Untouched as usual, I see.
|
Adric Kain: (( Sure I'll run on the second ))
Azar Macan: (( do we all *acutally* need to
be up there to escape, or do we assume we all just go ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"But not untargeted this time."
|
Imban: (( likely the former, because... well,
you'll see when it activates ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm assuming there's going to
be a countdown until the place explodes ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Azar Macan: (( Okay, then we should start
moving out, Fleed. ))
Faiz: (( Awww. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
|
|
Forge:
|
I mean no disrespect. It is uncommon
to slay so many with nary a scratch.
|
Azar Macan: (( or like...you not kill the
minion ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 31:
|
"Raaagh!"
|
Azar Macan: (( and let me use it to teleport
up instead of going around. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Whack => 16 + 10 = 26
|
|
Osaou:
|
Osaou loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Osaou:
|
Mr-meh.
|
Forge: (( Also can I all but finish this up and
let them murder orcs if we so decide to? ))
* Kalad the Paladin fiddles with the console!
Forge: (( I don't want to impose a rush on them
just because I'm here and roll high for this ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Dungeoneering => 14 + 11 = 25
Wolfsbane: (( But they'll *keep coming* ))
Forge: (( Well maybe they want to keep killing
them! ))
|
Control Panel:
|
Steam pressure building. Shunt boiling
water to Nexus?
|
Forge: (( Exp is like Lay's. You can't get just
1. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Osaou: (( Hey Imban. I could teleport up
from the right side, right? ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs Reflex. => 5 + 8 = 13
Control Panel: (( Yes ))
* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 zot => 6 + 4 = 10
Osaou: (( do I need to be rubbing against
it, or can I be one space away? ))
|
|
Orc Drudge 31:
|
Orc Drudge 31 loses 10 hit points.
|
|
|
Osaou:
|
Mr-yay!
|
Control Panel: (( one away ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
*sigh* "No end to these louts."
|
Forge: (( Man we are up to 24 dead. ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"They just keep coming, do they."
|
Osaou: (( hrm. can't move up right away. ))
Forge: (( Wait what did we do to Drudge 11? ))
Forge: (( He's got -ALL THE HP ))
Osaou: (( Imban was silly ))
Serra: (( Mecha fried him I think. ))
Imban: (( someone didn't roll damage ))
Osaou: (( Imban used the reaction to damage
power ))
Forge: (( Aha ))
Adric Kain: (( That was the one I fire
blooded ))
Osaou: (( er. Mecha did ))
Imban: (( and it made me sad so I dropped
-9999 on him ))
Imban: (( moving, Regris, ro? ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz DRILLPUNCH
|
|
Faiz:
|
|
Armor Impact
• Standard Action • Primal, Weapon •
Melee Weapon
|
|
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
|
|
Attack = 18 vs. AC Rolled: 9 Bonuses: 9
|
|
Damage = 11 Physical Rolled: 3
Bonuses: 8
|
|
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your
next turn.
|
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 21:
|
Orc Drudge 21 loses 11 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
VULCAN...
|
* Faiz holds position!
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
...STEP!
|
Imban: (( you could totally have teleported 1
closer, you know ))
Imban:
(( since teleport can go over the air
))
Azar Macan: (( really? ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Yes, like so
|
Azar Macan: (( well, sure ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Pah, they're too far away.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Still!
|
Serra: (( You can't hit from 10 squares away?
))
* Azar Macan points at one
Serra: (( Get up next to the ledge. ))
Azar Macan: (( It's 11, isn't it? ))
Serra: (( I'll kill it next turn. ))
Imban: (( nope, they're 10 from you ))
Azar Macan: (( but you said ))
Imban: (( starting at you to them = 50 ))
Imban: (( it's what the measurement tool
says... ))
Forge: (( They're 10 squares, yeah. RELEASE
THINE POWER. ))
Azar Macan: (( see I asked that you said it
starts at WHATEVER ))
Forge: (( UNLIMITED PAAAAAAAAAAAAA ))
Serra: (( Get up next to the ledge before you
fire. ))
Serra: (( Yeah. ))
* Azar Macan stares over at the cursed one
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
|
Vulcan Flash
• Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm,
Implement, Psychic
|
|
SCARY SHINY EYES
|
|
Attack = 9 vs. Will Rolled: 1 Bonuses: 8
|
|
Damage = 9 Psychic Rolled: 4
Bonuses: 5
|
|
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of
your next turn.
|
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Gah.
|
Forge: (( LIMITED PAAAAAAAA ))
|
|
Serra:
|
"I'll get him, don't worry.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
|
|
Orc Drudge 30:
|
"Raaagh!"
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 15 + 10 = 25
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Hmph.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
You'll be dead soon anyways.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 20
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( If more enemies were near you I'd say
to use the amulet of seduction just for laughs ))
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Forge:
|
Alright, what next?
|
|
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Forge:
|
If you tell me there is a button
labeled "1" I will become quite cross.
|
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Kalad the Paladin:
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"You want to tell it to let the
boiling water in here."
|
|
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Kalad the Paladin:
|
"You should be able to figure it
out...!"
|
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+12 => 6 + 12 = 18
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Control Panel:
|
"WARNING: This will seal the Vents
against intrusion. Do not activate this if the Vents have not been
evacuated."
|
Serra has received initiative.
|
|
Serra:
|
"Hey, you four, waaaaaay back there!
Your boss is gone! What are you going to do now!?"
|
Forge: (( If you answered asplode, you are
correct! ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Dishearten, using Staff of Psicraft to make it
burst 2, plunking Drudge 23, 24, 27, 28, vs Will => 10 + 7 = 17
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+3 Damage (Drudge 23), -2 to attack => 2 + 3 = 5
Azar Macan: (( M-M-M-M-MULTIKILL ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+3 Damage (Drudge 24), -2 to attack => 6 + 3 = 9
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Orc Drudge 23:
|
Orc Drudge 23 loses 5 hit points.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+3 Damage (Drudge 27), -2 to attack => 3 + 3 = 6
|
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Orc Drudge 24:
|
Orc Drudge 24 loses 9 hit points.
|
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+3 Damage (Drudge 28), -2 to attack => 2 + 3 = 5
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Orc Drudge 27:
|
Orc Drudge 27 loses 6 hit points.
|
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Orc Drudge 28:
|
Orc Drudge 28 loses 5 hit points.
|
Forge: (( Ok now they all just leap to their
deaths. ))
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Azar Macan:
|
VULCAN...
|
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Azar Macan:
|
...STEP!
|
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Azar Macan:
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Hah. Pathetic.
|
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
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Adric Kain:
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Oh why not
|
* Adric Kain plays the Flute at the lone drudge
|
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Adric Kain:
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Staggering Note
• Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
|
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The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil
clumsily.
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Attack = 9 vs. Will Rolled: 1 Bonuses: 8
|
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Damage = 5 Thunder Rolled: 0
Bonuses: 5
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Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an
ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against
the target before, after, or during this forced movement.
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Adric Kain: (( Pfft ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Faiz: (( NICE. ))
Azar Macan: (( so regris are you gonna
double move and fly on over? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Wolfsbane: (( Or single move and zap that
orc. ))
Adric Kain: (( I wonder if we get an
achievement for killing 50 ))
* Kalad the Paladin pokes at the console again.
Azar Macan: (( oh, yes. you can just...fly
up ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 Poke poke => 1 + 11 = 12
Faiz: (( SO MY RIDE'S HERE, I TOTALLY NEED
TO ACTION ))
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Control Panel:
|
"Error: You suck."
|
Azar Macan: (( we can cover for youuu ))
Adric Kain: (( GO HAVE CHRISTMAS FUN FLEED ))
Adric Kain: (( GET DRUNK ))
Faiz: (( Reegrits go nuke the drudge so I
can jump up there. ))
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Kalad the Paladin:
|
"A... aww."
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( it's just runnin' and jumpin'
))
Wolfsbane: (( Willd o. ))
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Adric Kain:
|
Aww?
|
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs Reflex => 14 + 8 = 22
|
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Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Uh... it's just a minor detail. Don't
press the wrong button too many more times..."
|
* Regris rolls: 1d8+4 die plz => 5 + 4 = 9
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Orc Drudge 30:
|
Orc Drudge 30 loses 9 hit points.
|
Imban: (( Wait, you jumped off the edge? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Flew down. ))
Serra: (( She flew off the edge. ))
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Wolfsbane: (( Flying back up is easy ))
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz rumbles... sprints off back to the
platform!
* Faiz JUMPFLEX GO
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Faiz:
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Athletics = 16 Rolled: 4 Bonuses: 12
|
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Faiz:
|
HI, GUYS.
|
|
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Serra:
|
"Hi!"
|
Faiz: (( OKAY GONE NOW BYE ))
|
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Imban:
|
Faiz barely makes it, but scrabbles up
to the top!
|
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Serra: (( Triple letter score on Faiz!? ))
|
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Azar Macan:
|
Hm.
|
Forge: (( Focus from the jump, fo focus from the
jump ))
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Azar Macan:
|
Kalad, what do I press?
|
|
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Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Well, I seem to have accidentally
pressed 'no', so I'd say press 'yes'."
|
|
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Azar Macan:
|
Okay!
|
Azar Macan: (( +5 bonus, yes? ))
Control Panel: (( Yes ))
Forge: (( You have selected TURBO NO ))
* Azar rolls: 1d20+14 VULCAN COMPUTERING => 8 + 14 = 22
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Control Panel:
|
"The Vents are now sealing. Have a
nice day, and don't burn to death."
|
|
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Azar Macan:
|
Okay, thank you!
|
Azar Macan: (( ahaha oh balls ))
Forge: (( WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME, OCEAN? ))
Azar Macan: (( regris needs to get outttt ))
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Adric Kain:
|
I take it this means we should go now.
|
Forge: (( Regrs can fly. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh that's unpleasant. ))
Azar Macan: (( it's all...under us at
current, yes? ))
Control Panel: (( Yes ))
Azar Macan: (( also do we get credit for the
drudges likely burn-drowning to death ))
Forge: (( So since we pushed the button, do we
get credit for drowning those orcs? ))
Azar Macan: (( erm. maybe we should have
waited for Regris D: ))
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Wolfsbane:
|
"Oh, well this isn't reassuring."
|
Forge: (( She can fly, it's cool ))
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Serra:
|
"You might want to get over here on
the double, Wolfsbane~"
|
|
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Azar Macan:
|
I didn't think it's flood *this* fast.
|
|
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Wolfsbane:
|
"Yeah I'm getting the fuck out of
here. As nice as a hot bath would be, this isn't the time."
|
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Control Panel:
|
The lower level floods with boiling
hot water!
|
|
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Adric Kain:
|
Agreed.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Forge has received initiative.
|
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Forge:
|
We can tell that, thank you machine.
|
Azar Macan: (( an Orc RIDES THE WAVE into
death ))
|
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Forge:
|
Are we finished here, or is there more
to push?
|
|
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Kalad the Paladin:
|
"We're quite finished here."
|
|
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Forge:
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Then I am taking my leave. Now.
|
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Adric Kain:
|
Not as finished as they are. Let's go
|
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Azar Macan:
|
Escape as per the plan, then!
|
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Azar Macan:
|
May Sun Vulcan aid our swift escape!
|
Wolfsbane: (( Well looks liek I'm fucked _ ))
Azar Macan: (( I'm personally kinda sad I
didn't get a chance to daily power the boss, but ehhh~ ))
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Imban:
|
Takes 2 squares to get out, just move
yourself down by Imban then
|
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( Sup spikeban ))
* Serra double moves out on the double!
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 10
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
Wolfsbane: (( So Imban I have a question. If
I'm assumed to be above the ground by 1 each time do I just... go up
with the tide ))
Wolfsbane: (( Or am I fuvked ))
Imban: (( You probably take some damage now
but can fly out ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
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Adric Kain:
|
Get a move on Wolf!
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
|
Moment of Escape
• Move • Arcane
|
|
You distract your enemies with a quick refrain, giving your
embattled ally a chance to get away
|
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Effect: You Slide the target 4 Squares
|
|
Adric Kain: (( Since she can fly can I do
uhh ))
Forge: (( Good thinking. ))
Wolfsbane: (( "I can't. I'm on the ass end
of initiative." ))
Imban: (( no since that's more than 4 squares.
))
Wolfsbane: (( Yeah idk elevations from here
but w/e ))
Imban: (( if she was one up from where she was
it'd be fine to move her onto that bridge though. ))
Imban: (( or would it be fine normally... ))
Imban: (( it is, actually. ))
Imban: (( yeah, you can move her onto the
bridge. ))
Forge: (( Now she has some time to get up safely
))
* Adric Kain escape
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 10 + 4 = 14
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Orc Drudge 34:
|
Orc Drudge 34 loses 14 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
|
|
Orc Drudge 32:
|
Orc Drudge 32 loses 12 hit points.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Hah-hah.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
|
Orc Drudge 36:
|
"Oh god... D:"
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"We did it!"
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
You are quit late.
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( quite* ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
And you didn't even die!
|
Forge: (( I am so glad he didn't plot die
because that would have pissed me off so much. ))
* Wolfsbane gtfos
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Once everyone gets up, I'll push the
button to seal off the escape hatch."
|
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz DOUBLE MOVE, GTFO
Adric Kain: (( Oh he's stll here ))
Faiz: (( impersonate, bro ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( WHO ARE YOU?! ))
Azar Macan: (( is useful ))
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|
Azar Macan:
|
Osaou, let's get out of here!
|
|
|
Osaou:
|
Rar-ra!
|
* Azar Macan stops short breifly
* Azar Macan poses
Serra: (( And the party had a yummy dinner
meal with Lavosban and lived happily ever after. The end. ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
So that's that?
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
The power of SUN VUL-CAANNNN~ Will
never be defeated!
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
|
Orc Drudge 37:
|
"Why are we even still here? "
|
Wolfsbane: (( I guess Imban's cleaning out
the plumbing ))
Forge: (( Did the first roll count, or did you
reroll so he didn't come out of water? ))
Imban: (( that one didn't spawn. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 4
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 1
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 15
Forge:
(( Well then just roll 1d4 and ignore the
ones blocked off from the counting.
))
Forge has received initiative.
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 6
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Anyone else for getting remarkably
drunk after this?
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
We deserve a good party, yes.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
I am not capable of becoming
inebriated, though I am in agreement for some form of celebration.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"Shouldn't we seal off this door or
are we letting the orcs come up?"
|
|
|
Forge:
|
It is not every day you die and
immediately return to slay your killer.
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
"Oh, uh. Yeah."
|
* Kalad the Paladin pokes the button. A heavy
hatch falls over the ladder and seals with a hiss.
|
|
Serra:
|
"That would be a good idea, yes.
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
We are. Just watching the horrible
orcs flail about is...funny.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Were you waiting until they were just
within the hope spot and then you would close it to crush their
hopes of survival?
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 16
* Azar Macan 's pitch changes, mimicking Faiz
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
HAH, STUPID IDIOTS.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Because that would be funny.
|
Forge has received initiative.
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Azar rolls: 1d20+16 BLUFF TO SEE IF I MIMIC => 11 + 16 = 27
Azar Macan: (( i SUPER DO ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
|
Forge:
|
Kord approves of destroying your
enemies, though he usually prefers you do so directly.
|
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+13 Mimic Azar's voice => 8 + 13 = 21
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
That is immensely creepy.
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 40:
|
"... there's no exit. "
|
* Serra nods slooooowly.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 4
* Azar Macan changes pitch to match Adric!
Forge: (( And now a Drudge hits the controls
like keyboard cat ))
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
It's why I don't use it.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
* Azar rolls: 1d20+16 SUPER MIMIC => 6 + 16 = 22
|
|
Orc Drudge 36:
|
Orc Drudge 36 loses 20 hit points.
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+13 Mimic Threden => 20 + 13 = 33
Forge has received initiative.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Statement: Accurate.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 16
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 8
Azar Macan: (( actually it's a racial thing
))
Adric Kain: (( With him it's just acting. ))
Azar Macan: (( I can perfectly mimic sounds
and voices ))
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+7 => 20 + 7 = 27
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Forge:
|
I know that is you, Azar.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Of course you do. You can see him
talking.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d3 => 1
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
*
Orc Drudge 40 hits the controls like a
keyboard cat.
Azar Macan: (( is he really going to ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Is there a reason we're sitting here?
|
Forge: (( We just had a "Kensington, I can see
you." moment ))
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Five minute rest?
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
You need a lot more than that.
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"Savoring our victory and listening to
that boiling hot water pour in."
|
|
|
Forge:
|
After being pelted with large bolts I
am not complaining over a rest.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 3
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Adric Kain shrugs and breaks out the flute
to play some healing music.
* Orc Drudge 37 also bangs on the controls. T_T
Forge has received initiative.
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 7
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 9
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 6
Forge: (( It's too bad none of us had fire bombs
))
Forge: (( Opening the hatch and throwing one
down would be priceless. Because they'd catch fire and jump into the
water to stop being on fire. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( Only to boil. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Do you think there are orcs helplessly
trying to escape a horrible death below us?
|
Azar Macan: (( well I could fire some fire
at them, but no ))
|
|
Forge:
|
Assuredly.
|
|
|
Serra:
|
"I'm sure they are. They're probably
banging randomly on that control panel while we speak."
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Probably bashing at that console like
idiots, yes.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
Forge has received initiative.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 13
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
And there's no chance they can open
the hatch or stop it or anything, right?
|
|
|
Kalad the Paladin:
|
Nope.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
If they do, we're right here.
|
|
|
Azar
Macan:
|
Azar Macan is healed and gains 11 hit
points.
|
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 1
|
|
Forge:
|
I am sure their brilliant escape plan
will amount to nothing.
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
I wonder if we could take them
prisoner.
|
|
|
Osaou:
|
Osaou is healed and gains 5 hit points.
|
Forge has received initiative.
Serra has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
They likely know nothing.
|
|
|
Orc Drudge 42:
|
"I... think we're fucked."
|
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Faiz has received initiative.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
|
|
Forge:
|
Or we could punch through their skulls
and rip their brains from their very heads to see if it is
possible to see before you die.
|
* Azar Macan shouts at the hatch
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
YES, YES YOU ARE
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
That's morbid.
|
|
|
Forge:
|
I have not had a fun few days.
|
Forge: (( I like how they're all huddled
together now. ))
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
|
|
Orc Drudge 43:
|
Orc Drudge 43 loses 12 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
|
Orc Drudge 37:
|
Orc Drudge 37 loses 9 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
|
|
Orc Drudge 40:
|
Orc Drudge 40 loses 10 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+ => 8
|
|
Orc Drudge 42:
|
Orc Drudge 42 loses 12 hit points.
|
* Imban rolls: 2d8+4 => 10 + 4 = 14
|
|
Orc Drudge 29:
|
Orc Drudge 29 loses 14 hit points.
|
|
|
Control Panel:
|
"Thank you for using the Vents sealing
system. Have a nice day."
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
WE WILL!
|
Forge: (( 38 Drudges. ))
|
|
Wolfsbane:
|
"I smell boiled pig..."
|
|
|
Imban:
|
You take a nap in the caves
immediately above the vents and return home to Overlook with the
news of the Farstriders' demise, as well as the fact the Vents are
sealed and you personally slew the orcish horde's leader.
|
|
|
Imban:
|
You are welcomed as heroes and all
given badges of honor, recognizing you as defenders of Overlook.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
How about money. Do we get money?
|
|
|
Imban:
|
Meanwhile, the orcish army leads a
doomed assault at Bordrin's Watch, and is utterly crushed over the
course of five days.
|
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Or perhaps women throwing themselves
at us?
|
|
|
Azar Macan:
|
Hah, idiots.
|
Wolfsbane: (( Aw, and no front line action
for us? Lame. ))
Forge: (( There's always next module. Also I'm
kind of sick of orcs. ))
Serra: (( We took out a pretty sizeable amount
of their army right there, I'm sure. ))
|
|
Imban:
|
You are also given 1400 gp by a
relieved Council of Elders.
|
Serra: (( Monies! ))
Wolfsbane: (( 40 dudes? Probably not. I
would expect them to have a few thousand... >_> ))
Imban: (( Yeah they had a few thousand ))
Wolfsbane: (( But we took out a tactical
point ))
Adric Kain: (( We took out their leader
though. That's probably more valuble ))
Forge: (( That's pretty good for EIGHT PEOPLE ))
Forge: (( Well... seven and one
eaglesharkpanther ))
Wolfsbane: (( So they likely just died like
chumps in some tower defense-like choke point ))
|
|
Adric Kain:
|
Hmm. This'll make a great second
volume.
|
Osaou:
((
))
|
|
Imban:
|
Also, you have an odd feeling during
the celebration and days of downtime that you're being watched...
|
Forge: (( THOG WHAT HAPPENED TO FRONT LINE? ))
|
|
Imban:
|
Please wrap up things and log off!
Server shutting down in 5 minutes~
|
Tilus is disconnected.
Forge: (( THOG NOT KNOW, THEY KEPT BUILDING
TOWERS IN OUR WAY. THEN TEARING DOWN OTHERS. SO WE GO THERE, THEN THEY
BUILD NEW TOWER! ))
Azar Macan: (( Yay that was fun~ ))