Faiz has connected.
Regris has connected.
Blaine has connected.
Imban has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Azar has connected.
Imban: ScreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee~
Tilus: (( Well now I loaded on the death bear map./ ))
Imban: That's appropriate. I want people to form up there
Tilus: (( ah ))
Imban: Take your stuff to Pass if you weren't there already
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Threden has connected.
Azar: (( I'M A DWARF AND I DIED IN A HOLE ))
Imban: ... >_>
Imban: Umb, go to the Pass map with your stuff.
Azar: (( look at the chamber of works map ))
Adric Kain: (( HI EVERYBODY ))
Forge: (( HI RANDY ))
Imban: SCREE!
Regris: (( Hmm... ))
Imban: (( You can move your guy between maps by cutting and pasting. ))
Azar: (( go the chamber of works and copy your token~ ))
Imban: (( or copying and pasting, either way ))
Azar: (( and then it was Fleed ))
Faiz: (( What? ))
Faiz: (( Oh. ))
Tilus: (( you're the only one without a token on the map ))
Forge: (( Open your eyes and port over Faiz ))
Faiz: (( SHUT UP YOU ))
Imban: (( 3den's miiiight be outdated ))
Imban: (( I'm not sure. ))
Imban: (( since it seems like Blaine put it there rather than Umb. :V ))
Threden: (( Doesn't look like it is. ))
Imban: (( Oh ok! ))
Faiz: (( Looks fine to me, yeah. ))
Forge: (( I just moved him ))
Forge: (( He was over by the compass rose ))
Kalad the Paladin: I'm a dwarf and I killed orcs down a hole, killy killy hole...
Imban: I mean.
Imban: Starting now. >_>
Forge: (( SUPERRRRRRR HEROIC TIIIIIME! STARTS NOW! ))
Serra: (( LEEEEEEETS GO! ))
Adric Kain: (( SWITCH ON! ))
Imban: As most of you wake up from sleep / sleep mode, you notice that Kalad, the paladin you rescued, has been up for a while, praying in a corner. He seems fine after getting the life beaten out of him yesterday, thankfully.
Adric Kain: (( Fun fact. In japan it actually IS Superhero time ))
Serra: (( Is it Gokaiger airing now or fourze? ))
Adric Kain: (( Gokai ))
Serra: (( Ah ))
Adric Kain: (( The block goes like...BAttle Spirit, Sentai, Rider, and Precure ))
Imban: He suggests leaving the monastery ruins immediately, and heading for the Vents. They're pretty easy to navigate to, what with the huge steam clouds they belch out constantly.
Serra: (( The flip is battle spirit? I know of the other three but not that one. ))
Forge: (( So it's like if Hub went Transformers, G.I. Joe, My Little Pony ))
Adric Kain: Will the steam burn us alive?
Adric Kain: Or well...the rest of you non-fire resistant fleshings and mecahnical men alive,
Kalad the Paladin: Well, some steam might. But outside, it's definitely cooled down enough.
Adric Kain: (( Battle Spirits is like a card game thing I think ))
Kalad the Paladin: I wouldn't touch any steam inside the Vents, though.
Wolfsbane: May as well think of it as a trip through a sauna~
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Forge: Steam does not bother me.
Faiz: THAT... HRM.
Imban: Scattered across the lower slopes are numerous steaming fissures, some as small as tiny cracks in the stone with others large enough to accommodate an ogre. The rocks here are slippery and aside from ropes of brown-black fungus, moss, and lichen, nothing lives here. The air stinks of sulfur and grows stronger nearest the plumes of acrid smoke wafting up from the holes.
Azar Macan: Just don't stand next to it like you did the lava, Faiz.
Imban: About a hundred feet down from the lowest cracks is a campsite. There, you see five horses tied up and empty feedbags hanging from their heads.
Imban: (( Everyone roll perception! ))
Faiz:
Perception = 17       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7
* Regris rolls: 1d20+5 Perception => 14 + 5 = 19
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Drrr drrrrrr? => 1 + 1 = 2
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+6 => 11 + 6 = 17
Serra: (( XD ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+7 Perceiving => 18 + 7 = 25
Faiz: (( DURR DURRRRR ))
* Azar rolls: 1d20+1 Osau has this +2 => 11 + 1 = 12
Forge: (( Serra is staring at the back of his eyelids ))
Forge: (( Her ))
Faiz: (( "Green! That wall is green!" ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+1 ROBOT SENSORS => 20 + 1 = 21
Imban: Wolfsbane, Adric, and Threden see that a smothered campfire sits a few yards away from the horses.
Imban: Adric sees that footprints lead into one of the larger openings.
Azar Macan: (( Horses? ))
Azar Macan: (( oh ))
Azar Macan: (( that bit got shifted away before I could read it ))
Adric Kain: There's footprints. Those people who were "more experienced" than us probably went this way.
Faiz: SUPER.
Serra: "Oh? Well, let's check it out then."
Faiz: SO EITHER THIS IS GONNA GET REAL POINTLESS OR WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN UP A MAJOR MESS.
Adric Kain: If it's the latter, remember to rub it in when we get back to those who hired us.
Faiz: OH, MALICIOUSLY.
* Wolfsbane sits back enjoying her pipe, watching bemusedly.
Forge: That the job is done should be the priority. If they have failed then we must be prepared to succeed.
Faiz: FAIR... ENOUGH... YEAH.
Adric Kain: Of course we'll succeed. You're not the main characters of the story for nothing.
Kalad the Paladin: Indeed. Hopefully they have already succeeded, though. I care not for being honored, but for the defense of this land.
Faiz: BUT HONOR IS AWESOME.
Adric Kain: I prefer fame.
Forge: They can both lead to complacency.
Kalad the Paladin: May your greed not be your undoing someday.
Serra: "Besides the boss of the orcs, and the convenient positioning of the group that assaulted us prior to that, the orcs didn't challenge us that much. If they truly are more experienced than us, then they should have little trouble."
Wolfsbane: At least they're not doing it for something as petty as personal amusement~
Adric Kain: Not greed my dwarven friend. Hubris, which is a much more impressive character flaw.
Faiz: YOU REMIND ME OF A FEW PEOPLE I USED TO KNOW.
Serra: "But we'll never know their fate until we go inside."
Adric Kain: True.
Imban: That said, if you're entering the Vents, it's time for a skill challenge!
Forge: (( ~SKILL CHALLENGE~ ))
Azar Macan: (( wru-ro ))
Faiz: (( ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY?! ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+12 I BLUFF THE VENTS (no) => 19 + 12 = 31
Serra: (( And watch it be all skills I am the badz at. ))
Forge: (( We must use our greatest skill. SYNCHRONIZED DANCING ))
Imban: The vents eat you.
Imban: Well, you being Adric. Everyone else is okay.
Imban: (( (no) ))
Wolfsbane: (( ahaha ))
Threden: (( Quick, use thievery on the vents to spit Adric out. ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Faiz: (( I'LL INTIMIDATE THE VENTS OUT OF OUR WAY ))
Adric Kain: (( QUICK FAIZ! INTIMIDATE THE VENTS ))
Forge: (( We are the worst people ))
Serra: (( Nah, I use History to drudge up old secrets and embarrass it into spitting Adric out. ))
Imban: (( Okay! So here's how this works. ))
Imban: (( At least three people have to roll Athletics to deal with various cave obstacles. Two other people have to roll Endurance to keep their stamina up while dealing with the descent and foul air. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Step 1: Imban kills us all. ))
Forge: (( My Athletics is +8 ))
Wolfsbane: (( Ooh skills I don't have. ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm good at none of those things ))
Azar Macan: (( well, the only one I can roll is endurance, which I have at...+4. hrm.) ))
Threden: (( +8 Ath, +13 End ))
Faiz: (( I have both at 11. ))
Imban: (( Also, anyone can choose to roll Perception or Dungeoneering as well, but with restrictions. ))
Serra: (( Oh, a knowledge skill. I take Dungeoneering. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh boy I have +1 to those. :v ))
Serra: (( *has History -> Any Other Knowledge* ))
Imban: So, what shall our heroes do?!
Adric Kain: (( I can do perception I guess! ))
* Serra will help out with Dungeoneering.
Faiz: (( Which one leads to smashing stuff up? ))
Forge: (( I'll open us up with an Athletics since it's the best of those for me ))
Adric Kain: (( I suck at physcial things because I'm a lazy writer. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 => 16 + 8 = 24
Azar Macan: (( well, I'll do an endurance roll ))
Kalad the Paladin: I'll guide you, but it's dangerous in there...
Wolfsbane: (( I am good at all of none of these things. Uhm... I can roll Dungeon at +5 ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 History -> Dungeoneering, take 1 of maybe 2 => 7 + 10 = 17
Forge: (( Well we need at least three Athletics ))
Azar Macan: (( someone else needs to do one with me, though. since one of fleed/umb can do the althletics/endurance) ))
Imban: Forge helps the party leap across some smoking holes in the floor!
Forge: (( So two of you kinda have to bite the bullet ))
Faiz: I AM THE BREAKINGEST!!
Faiz:
Athletics = 27       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 11
Imban: Faiz smashes some rubble out of the way of the party!
* Azar rolls: 1d20+4 ENDURANCE POWER? => 8 + 4 = 12
Serra: (( I think I'll hold with that roll ))
Azar Macan: (( :v ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+13 Robot Endurance => 11 + 13 = 24
Imban: Azar coughs and sputters as he inhales foul fumes. Everyone comes over to help him, but they end up with a bit of the toxic too...
Imban: (( Everyone in the party loses a healing surge! ))
Serra: (( ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh nooo ))
Azar Macan: (( well. someone needs to make an athletics check ))
Forge: (( Biiiiiiiiiird ))
Imban: Threden shows the party how robot endurance is done. The robots endure.
Faiz: (( THY BIRDS!! ))
Imban: Serra seems to have led the party in circles, sadly. That... could have gone better.
Serra: (( 17 was a fail? ;_; ))
Imban: (( yes ;_; ))
Azar Macan: (( should have seen what the other roll was. :v ))
Forge: (( Looks like you need to shoot for 20 ))
Imban: (( Still need one more Athletics roll for this round. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 What would the other roll have been? => 3 + 10 = 13
Serra: (( Worse. ))
Imban: (( terrible ))
Wolfsbane: (( My ath is +0 so >_> ))
Serra: (( Ditto. ))
Forge: (( I can roll again if Imban lets me ))
Azar Macan: (( you get half a level ))
Azar Macan: (( so it'd be +1! ))
Imban: (( they might have -1 str ))
Azar Macan: (( oh ))
Serra: (( Yes, and we have -1 STR mod, for a total of 0. ))
Azar Macan: (( youuuu weaklings ))
Forge: (( All the squishy ladies, all the squishy ladies ))
Serra: (( I don't need STR! ))
Serra: (( It helps me with nooooooo~thing! ))
Imban: (( Well, someone has to bite the bullet and do it, out of Serra, Adric,and Wolfsbane~ ))
Azar Macan: (( but really, someone has to roll it ))
Wolfsbane: (( What's Adric's ))
Faiz: (( Oh god yes let's make the eight-inch-tall pixie Athletics it up. This is an amazing plan. ))
Serra: (( If it's terrible I'll Adept's Insight it. ))
Azar Macan: (( looks like +0 ))
Imban: (( also +0 ))
Wolfsbane: (( looool. ))
Faiz: (( I'm not just being sarcastic here. Seriously, let's roll with this shit. ))
Adric Kain: (( My endurance is 3 my athletics is 1 ))
Imban: (( oh ))
Serra: (( Adric, you do it, for that fringe +1 bonus! ))
Forge: (( Looks like you were chosen! ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh wait. My athletics is 0 ))
Serra: (( ...Or not. ))
Forge: (( Or not! ))
Azar Macan: (( your character page s-yeah ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+0 Oh man oh man => 6 + 0 = 6
Adric Kain: (( I was looking at acrobatics ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
Wolfsbane: (( Roll better than me plz teelus ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 Adept's Insight (augment 1) => 4 + 1 = 5
Serra: (( It's now an 11. ))
Forge: (( Wolfsbane tries to push a boulder out of the way. But it's actually just a rock. ))
Azar Macan: (( that's..like a half-fail. ))
Imban: ...
Wolfsbane: (( ELEVEN THAT'S LIKE HALF A SUCCESS ))
Imban: Wolfsbane is flattened under a pebble.
Imban: (( Everyone in the party loses a healing surge! ))
* Wolfsbane squish
Azar Macan: (( REALLY. ))
Serra: (( From that? ))
Imban: (( YES. ))
Wolfsbane: "N-not my proudest moment... Ugh."
Threden: CAUTION: You should be careful.
Forge: (( We're gonna have no healing surges by the time we get out of here. ))
Faiz: YOU GOT MOXIE.
Serra: (( Granted we've never been in serious danger of running out. ))
Imban: Also, it seems like the party is in crisis! Someone must roll Dungeoneering, or the skill challenge is failed!
Wolfsbane: See, like I said, I'm better off sitting on people's shoulders and staying out of trouble.
Serra: (( Would I be allowed to, or what? ))
Forge: While 'moxie' is a desired quality, it will not move rocks.
Imban: (( Anyone ))
Imban: (( it's "round 2" ))
Serra: (( I'll do it. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+10 History -> Dungeoneering, take 1 => 20 + 10 = 30
* Serra uses that.
Faiz: (( WELP ))
Forge: (( I DEFINITELY KNOW THIS DUNGEON! IT'S HOT! ))
Imban: Not only does Serra point out that the party got turned around and was headed back towards the surface, she thinks she knows the way to the destination!
Imban: (( removes 1 failure, *and* the next hero roll gets a +4 bonus! ))
Azar Macan: (( AMAZING ))
Imban: (( Now we need more endurance and athletics rolls. And optional Perception. ))
Threden: (( Better then her last attempt at leading...! ))
Faiz: (( HRRRM ))
Azar Macan: (( GO ROBOTS ))
Faiz: (( Umb, +13 that shit. ))
Forge: (( You two beat my Athletics ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+13 ROBOT ENDURANCE => 10 + 13 = 23
Imban: Threden shows that robots endure pretty well.
Faiz:
Athletics = 24       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 11
Forge: (( How many do you need? ))
Imban: Faiz just gets angry and begins digging his way towards the Nexus.
Imban: (( One more roll of any sort that succeeds. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+8 => 15 + 8 = 23
Imban: (( Well, that succeeds, but I have no idea what it was ))
Azar Macan: (( athletics ))
Forge: (( Athletics, which is my best of the available. ))
Faiz: I AM THE ROCK LORD AND YOU ARE MY INDISPENSIBLE SUBJECTS!
Imban: Forge notices a precarious stalactite falling towards Adric, and smashes it out of the air with a mighty punch!
Adric Kain: Thanks for that.
Imban: Meanwhile, Faiz breaks through to the Vents dungeon.
Serra: "Whew! We encountered some troubles, but we made it!"
Imban: NEW MAP: Vents: Entrance
Faiz: BEHOLD! THE ANCIENT TECHNIQUE OF DRILL PUNCH!!
Forge: It was nothing. You have saved my plates more than once.
Forge: (( FREEEEAK ))
Imban: Faiz also breaks through the wall to see four orcs there.
Faiz: (( NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!! ))
Serra: (( FREAK OUT ))
Faiz: HELLO.
Azar Macan: (( Freakazoid, freakame ))
Orc Freak 1: Ook!
Forge: (( ORC-MEN! WELCOME TO DIE! ))
Orc Freak 2: Aak!
Orc Sergeant: GET THEM
Adric Kain: HI THERE
Imban: (( (initiative) ))
* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 16 + 2 = 18
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+6 => 8 + 6 = 14
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Let's & Go! => 2 + 1 = 3
* Regris rolls: 1d20+1 lolol => 19 + 1 = 20
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Adric Kain: Don't mind us. We're just here to do the hero thing and foil your plans!
Faiz:
Initiative = 17       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 2
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 ROBOT INITIATIVE => 1 + 3 = 4
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 IT'S MORPHIN TIME! => 15 + 1 = 16
Forge: (( Mine was +5 rather, I'm at 13 ))
Faiz: (( ROBOT ROLL FIGHT ))
Serra: (( *goes dead last, as usual* ;_; ))
Threden: (( Threden whirrs a bit and makes a clunking noise. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Hell yeah 20. ))
Forge: (( Oh great, Threden threw a rod. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Kaladin => 15 + 4 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Freakazoid 1 => 12 + 5 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Freakazoid 2 => 5 + 5 = 10
Faiz: (( --ah jeez, back in a bit ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 Sergeant => 6 + 2 = 8
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Bombardier => 10 + 3 = 13
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( Do I have line of sight ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Forge: (( I'd say you can at least see the Freaks ))
Wolfsbane: (( 'sup freaks ))
Azar Macan: (( I think only ardic would have problems there ))
Forge: (( The Sergeant may be beyond your view ))
Azar Macan: (( but the melee people are gonna move out, sooo ))
Imban: (( I think everyone does except Osaou -> Basically Everyone and Azar -> Sergeant and Adric -> Freak 1 ))
Imban: (( and those latter two are probably cover, not no-attack ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 Will vs. Freak 1 Phoenix Bind (Astral Seal) => 3 + 8 = 11
Wolfsbane: (( All defenses -2 lolol ))
Wolfsbane: (( and I'll not move so. End turn. ))
Wolfsbane: "Ahaha, weak willed peons. Go get that one!" *points*
Forge: I believe you may want to rethink that.
Kalad the Paladin: This one's mine!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Greataxe -> Freak 2 => 10 + 8 = 18
Azar Macan: I think she was referering to them as weak-willed, not us.
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Orc Freak 2: Orc Freak 2 loses 7 hit points.
Wolfsbane: "Y... Yes, that was the intention."
Azar Macan: Common can be such a...difficult language, sometimes.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Adric Kain: They're going to be gripping their bodies in pain over there.
Adric Kain: Not that difficult.
Azar Macan: (( remember to impersonate, people~ ))
Serra: (( I think everyone is. ))
Forge: (( Mecha forgot to ))
Azar Macan: (( it resets when we move map. so I sure am not seeing portraits. ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Adric Kain: (( No I didn't ))
Azar Macan: (( Regris isn't as well. ))
Imban: It's just forgetting to reset your impersonation on new maps
Adric Kain: (( It just didnt' show the picture ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh well~ ))
Forge: (( Ah ))
Forge: (( Make it rain! Theoretically. I think that might not be the best opener. ))
Azar Macan: (( probably not. ))
Azar Macan: (( thinking on where to move Osau. ))
Serra: (( Threaten the two freaks. ))
Azar Macan: (( well, I can only see 1, soooo! ))
Threden: (( See, that's going to be bad for the markers. ))
Serra: (( Well true. ))
Azar Macan: (( then there. ))
Threden: (( Fleed or I could stand in that place and taunt the freaks, while the other goes for the Sarge. ))
Faiz: (( I can totally charge down the bombardier. ))
Threden: (( Or that ))
Wolfsbane: (( Note that the freak 1 is super easy to kill right now ))
Wolfsbane: (( and it might not be a bad idea to eliminate the weaker threats first ))
Azar Macan: (( keeping him there for +2 damage to do just that ))
Imban: Lavos suggests people take an action before it gets too hungry. :
Forge: (( Anyone need this square? ))
Azar Macan: Hmph!
Threden: (( Not I. ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm planning on pulling the Bombadier closer to us, if that matters ))
* Azar Macan gathers energy in his hand, and....
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 10 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
Azar Macan: (( dawww, 2 short. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Imban: The blast misses the freakish, dual-wielding orc.
Faiz: HAAAHAHA! CRUSH TIME!
* Faiz punches his fists together, both arms whirring and spinning up. DRILL PUNCH HAS NOT ENDED YET
Faiz:
Sand Storm • Free Action • Illusion • Personal
INVISIBLE!!
Trigger: You start a charge.
Effect: You are invisible until the end of the current turn.
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
PUNCH YOU!! WITH SWORDS!!
Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4
Orc Bombardier: Orc Bombardier loses 12 hit points.
Faiz: HI!
Imban: (( does that include your +1d6 charge damage? ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, I added in. ))
Imban: (( yay ))
Orc Bombardier: Eek! D:
Faiz: GONNA DO WONDERFUL THINGS TOGETHER, YOU AN' I.
Faiz: LIKE FINGERPAINTING!
Faiz: WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Orc Freak 1: Ook!
* Orc Freak 1 hacks at Osaou with his twin axes!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 10 + 6 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 => 11 + 6 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
* Imban rolls: 1d10+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
Osaou: Osaou loses 6 hit points.
Osaou: Osaou loses 6 hit points.
Forge: (( Well they ARE twins. ))
Osaou: Mrrr-hm.
Imban: Osaou is rent asunder and bleeding! (Ongoing 5 physical)
Imban: (( (save ends) ))
Osaou: (( oh really. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Osaou: (( WELL HE SURE MAKES A GOOD GUINEA PIG FOR THE ENEMIES. ))
Faiz: (( If nothin' else. ))
Forge: (( I'm sure he appreciates the sentiment as he's bleeding out and moaning sorrowfully. ))
Adric Kain: Hmmm....
Osaou: (( nawww, he's too hardcore for that. ))
* Adric Kain holds his action until after Forge's
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge rushes to Osaou's aid with a flying kick!
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 loses 11 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( +2. ))
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 loses 2 hit points.
* Forge lands, then spins around and roundhouses the orc in the jaw!
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( So yeah I'm noticing that lower HP usually indicates higher DPS. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at Freak 1
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 11 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Forge: (( Glass cannons, yeah ))
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 loses 5 hit points.
Serra: (( If that were the case then I'd be nuking everything ever. ))
Adric Kain: (( Forge, free attack ))
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 loses 11 hit points.
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 loses 4 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Well you're a controller so you're kind of supposed to Teelus. ))
Serra: (( Controllers debuff, not nuke. ))
Azar Macan: (( does Mecha's attack have damage rolls at all? ))
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 is healed and gains 2 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Can I try to force slam him into a wall Imban? ))
Imban: (( oh, okay, it's at 2 ))
Imban: (( and no ))
Wolfsbane: (( Cont... Dude, no Controllers nuke areas :v ))
Adric Kain: (( Aww. Oh well ))
Wolfsbane: (( Wizard, yo. ))
Imban: (( eh, no, nuking areas is a striker thing nowadays ))
Serra: (( By nuke I mean deal huge damage, not deal damage to large groups of people. ))
Imban: (( wizards are terrrrrible at it ))
Wolfsbane: (( Whaaat. Goddamn 4e changing their paradigms. ))
Azar Macan: (( I have like single target shit like all the time ))
Forge: (( I probably do the most nuking ))
Forge: (( At least vs single targets ))
Adric Kain: (( Also I'm done ))
Orc Bombardier: The orc bombardier shifts away from Faiz!
Faiz:
Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly.
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.
Faiz: NUH UH.
Orc Bombardier: Crap.
Orc Bombardier: She throws a bomb at Threden anyway!
Threden: (( That ability really is quite cool. ))
Faiz: WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, HOW COULD I STAY AWAY FROM YOU, EH?
Forge: (( Trying to be ranged? Faiz don't care, Faiz don't give a shit. ))
Faiz:
Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
INTERJECTION!!
Attack = 19 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.
Orc Bombardier: Orc Bombardier loses 12 hit points.
Orc Bombardier: Oh. x_x
Faiz: WELL I COULD MURDER YOU.
Faiz: THAT'D KEEP US APART.
Azar Macan: (( it's like Imban knew Fleed was going to do that! ))
Faiz: WHO WANTS TO BE FRIENDS?!
Azar Macan: THE BIG ORC!
Orc Bombardier: Unfortunately, guess what happens when a bomb is lit?!
Wolfsbane: Is that... fellow alright... In the head?
Forge: (( Please tell me you eventually get a Jeeg Breaker ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 boom :3 => 13 + 4 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d8+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Forge: (( Oh no, you got Stuphed ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 11 hit points.
Threden: (( Uh ))
Imban: Faiz is on fire! (ongoing 5 fire)
Threden: (( Doesn't technically the attack happen still anyway? ))
Threden: (( Since that happened every other time I did that. ))
Imban: (( No, the interrupt killed her, so she died without doing an attack, but then her 0-HP attack goes off. ))
Threden: (( So the bomb should be in the air to me ))
Imban: (( fatal interrupts should negate attacks. ))
Threden: (( I see. ))
Orc Freak 2: Ook!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 hack Kalad's bone => 11 + 6 = 17
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 hack Kalad's bone => 10 + 6 = 16
Orc Freak 2: Both attacks bounce off.
Azar Macan: (( somehow, the same two rolls ))
Orc Sergeant: You suck, man!
Forge: (( The twins were themselves twins ))
Forge: (( Twinception ))
Azar Macan: (( oh boy charges ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 hack Forge with Glaive => 6 + 11 = 17
Serra: (( CHEEEEEARGE ))
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
Forge: Forge loses 11 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: Engaging targets
Threden: (( Attacking Freak 2 ))
Orc Freak 2: Ook?
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 9   Lightning       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Faiz: (( Hey Tilus, fry the dying freak so I can get in there and quake the clustered two up. ))
Serra: (( Kay. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Hey, you way back in the back! It's time to make your mind as screwed up and ugly as the rest of your body!"
Orc Freak 1: Aak?
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust @ Freak 1, vs Will => 11 + 6 = 17
Orc Freak 1: gAak. D:
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 5 + 4 = 9
Orc Freak 1: Orc Freak 1 loses 9 hit points.
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
Azar Macan: (( I love it ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Forge: (( Everybody's pretty good as far as damage goes, so throw out the damage ))
Wolfsbane: "Hmm, hmm, which one to bind next..."
* Imban eats the corpses.
Azar Macan: (( screw up the saves on the sarge ))
Forge: (( Or that! ))
Azar Macan: (( since it has ac that's mean to the hitting people. ))
Faiz: (( 17 AC on the sergeant makes megaquake easier to pull off, yeah. ))
Imban: (( brb ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 Astral Seal on Sarge then! => 1 + 8 = 9
Wolfsbane: (( Doh. ))
Forge: (( I will also be back, I need a quick bathroom trip ))
Wolfsbane: (( Is it worth it to brun AP or not :V ))
Faiz: (( Naaaah. ))
Serra: (( Alas, even if I adept's insight it, 1s are not salvageable ))
Wolfsbane: (( End turn. ))
Threden: (( Wolfsbane somehow manages to seal herself. ))
Serra: (( Yeah, somehow Adric has higher priority than her. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I seem to have taken cover under Adric. ))
Faiz: (( Too distracted by the rampaging robot that is currently ablaze and loving it. ))
Kalad the Paladin: Right, take this. Arcing Smite!
Forge: (( Faizula: Burning and Loving It ))
Kalad the Paladin: Moradin, give me strength!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Freak 2 => 15 + 8 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Sergeant => 11 + 8 = 19
Forge: (( is the pink one buffs? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d12+6 => 5 + 6 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d12+6 => 12 + 6 = 18
Orc Freak 2: Orc Freak 2 loses 11 hit points.
Orc Sergeant: Orc Sergeant loses 18 hit points.
Serra: (( Yeah. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( do I save for the ongoing at the start or end? ))
Faiz: (( End. ))
Serra: (( Normally the end. ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( not unless you are a warden ))
Faiz: (( Start is a feature Umb and I get for Wardening it up. ))
Azar Macan: (( I always get confused by the wardens ))
Osaou: Osaou loses 5 hit points.
Imban: (( You do take the damage now though. ))
Azar Macan: (( BUT IT STILL HAPPENS? :| ))
Threden: (( Threden poses ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Faiz: (( Bitch, isn't it? ))
Forge: (( Yep. Ticks over at the start ))
Threden: (( Effects happen at the start of a turn. That's why the Warden bonus one is a bonus. ))
Azar Macan: (( h-hrm. do I retreat and not let him die, or move him where we kill both faster ))
Threden: (( Wardens have a chance to save against one before it even applies. ))
Faiz: (( If quake goes off correctly, neither enemy will be able to shift. So~ ))
Forge: (( You're already down 2 surges ))
Forge: (( Move him to safety ))
Azar Macan: (( yeeaahhh ))
Azar Macan: Osaou, Return!
Azar Macan: As for you two...
* Azar Macan gathers energy, small orbs making orbits around both of Azar's arms!
Azar Macan: *He points his left arm at the freak!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Fire • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Implement
CATCH THE SUN~
Attack = 25 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 13   Fire       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -3 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Azar Macan: (( wait. ))
Orc Freak 2: Orc Freak 2 loses 13 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( wrroonnnggg button. ))
Orc Freak 2: Orc Freak 2 is healed and gains 13 hit points.
Threden: (( Oh, go with it. ))
Adric Kain: (( You should totally go with it ))
Threden: (( -3 attack helps against DUEL WIELD, and this encounter is almost over. ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, just keep the roll. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, fine. ))
Serra: (( If that wasn't a daily, yeah go with it. ))
Orc Freak 2: Orc Freak 2 loses 13 hit points.
Serra: (( Also BRB ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 1       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 0
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: ...wait, that wasn't the right attack. Oh well.
Adric Kain: It looks like it hurt him anyway
Threden: (( Faiz manages to cause the wound to open further. ))
Faiz: BURNING JUST MAKES ME MORE DEADLY!
Imban: (( Faiz is more on fire, not wounded ))
Azar Macan: (( oh hey ))
Threden: (( Close enough. ))
* Azar rolls: 1d20 => 18
Azar Macan: (( yayyyy ))
* Faiz brandishes his greatsword around and slams it down, making a gigantic mess of rock spears surge upwards from around him!
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
SPIRE OF IRE!!
Attack = 9 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( OH GOD DAMMIT ))
Forge has received initiative.
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 11       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 0
Azar Macan: (( oh that kid ))
Imban: Faiz is no more on fire.
Azar Macan: (( shift into the square above the sarge, and you can smack him and flurry the freak dead, can't you? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))
Faiz: (( Yeah. ))
Forge: (( Back ))
Imban: (( good, it's your turn ))
* Forge prepares to ground pound the Sergeant's face!
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 13 vs. Ref       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
Azar Macan: (( Blaine noooo ))
Orc Sergeant: Orc Sergeant loses 12 hit points.
Faiz: (( Oh well~ ))
Forge: (( What? ))
Serra: (( Back ))
Azar Macan: (( if you move up, you could have totally smacked him, then killed the freak. that is how flurry works, right? ))
Forge: (( Yeah ))
Forge: (( Sorry for trying to not hold us up! ))
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.
Forge:
Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial
Stag Beetle Crusher
Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.
Orc Sergeant: Orc Sergeant loses 9 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge: (( I have no idea how long it was my turn, I was bringing shit in ))
Azar Macan: (( it just started, actually ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the Orc Freak and makes him TASTE THE RAINBOW
Adric Kain:
Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant
You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it.
Attack = 12 vs. Will       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 9   Radiant       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.  
Orc Freak 2: Orc Freak 2 loses 9 hit points.
Imban: The orc sergeant shifts out of the clusterf**k and pokes Faiz with his glaive!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Warrior's Suuuurge => 7 + 10 = 17
Faiz: (( So what, he's just scuttlin' along? ))
Imban: (( oh, prone... uh. ))
Imban: (( Right, he stands up and is still fucked. Faiz still gets glaived though. In the face. For being a JERK ))
* Imban rolls: 2d4+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Forge: (( He was gonna roll there like the red guy from Cow and Chicken ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 8 hit points.
Orc Sergeant: Orc Sergeant is healed and gains 11 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Orc Sergeant: Orc Sergeant loses 13 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Sneaky, sneaky, you and your trickery. But all you did was prolong your death! I bet that makes your head hurt thinking about it!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust @ Orc Sarge, vs Will => 19 + 6 = 25
Faiz: I WAS A DISTRACTION.
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage => 2 + 4 = 6
Orc Sergeant: Orc Sergeant loses 6 hit points.
* Orc Sergeant is distracted.
Threden has received initiative.
Threden has received initiative.
Imban: Combat ends!
* Wolfsbane throws a Healing Word at Faiz.
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 Additional HP => 3 + 4 = 7
Faiz: (( ...Really? No super jump-out-at-you reinforcements? ))
Faiz: (( YOU'RE NOT SRW GM AT ALL ))
Adric Kain: (( The dwarf betrays us ))
Kalad the Paladin: That wasn't so bad, but the fact we busted in on some orcs doesn't make me think the other party you mentioned did so well.
Forge: (( Now we get to do some dialogue scenes and then transition to the next map ))
Adric Kain: I suppose so.
Serra: "...Indeed. That we ran into any enemies whatsoever does not bode well for their fate."
* Adric Kain plays the healing song.
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 17 hit points.
Faiz: NOW IS TIME FOR SUPER HEAD-BUSTING. BWAHA.
Wolfsbane: (( Faiz go heal yourself ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 18 hit points.
* Forge drops one on himself
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 11 hit points.
Imban: Down the stairs is a new map: Vents: Gauntlet.
* Osaou runs up and gives Forge a huuuggg
Serra: (( ROADING CHUU ))
Serra: (( Oh, that was fast. ))
Forge: You are a valued companion, I would rush to save you any time I am able.
Imban: (( Please start further back. ))
Imban: (( Also, everyone roll Perception! ))
Faiz: D'AAHHHH. WHAT?
Faiz:
Perception = 18       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 7
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Ara ara, ufufu => 14 + 1 = 15
* Regris rolls: 1d20+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
* Threden rolls: 1d20+1 ROBOT SENSORS => 1 + 1 = 2
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+7 PERCEPTION => 15 + 7 = 22
* Azar rolls: 1d20+1 I has this +2 => 9 + 1 = 10
Faiz: (( YOU JUST GOT HYPER JAMMERED, SON ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24
Imban: A wide corridor stretches before you and ends at a pair of double doors. About halfway down, you see a strange creature that resembles a crossbow with legs, flanked by two iron dogs.
Threden: (( Threden makes a strange whirring noise in his eyes ))
Serra: (( Bowyer!? ))
Faiz: (( HEY THREDEN ))
Wolfsbane: "Did someone animate a ballista?"
Imban: Also, you hear an ominous clicking noise as you step into the hallway.
Faiz: (( WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT ITS ENEMY CONTENT? ))
Threden: (( IT'S OVER 9000 ))
Faiz: (( ...ahaha ))
Serra: (( IT'S SPYING ON YOU ))
Azar Macan: (( SENTRY GOIN' UP ))
Forge: (( If they start talking in cute voices ))
Faiz: (( Oh, dear. ))
Threden: (( « PLEASE PUT ME DOWN = Invalid expression: PLEASE PUT ME DOWN. » ))
Serra: (( Nah, he'd use the portal turret sprite for that. ))
Faiz: (( Just try and get close to that vault door. ))
Wolfsbane: (( These things seriously have will scores? goddamnit 4e ))
Forge: (( And they're higher than the orcs we just fought ))
Forge: (( Think about that ))
Serra: (( Yeah, I guess they must be portal turrets then. ))
Adric Kain: (( Because they have no minds ))
Faiz: (( R-robots have feelings t-too...! ))
Threden: (( Well. I have a Will score...! ))
Serra: (( Warforged are living constructs. ))
Wolfsbane: (( You're also sentient. ))
Imban: The sentry guns lock on to the party.
Serra: (( ROCK ON ))
Kalad the Paladin: Um. Nuts.
Imban: Initiative!
Faiz: HAHAHA THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 7 + 2 = 9
Faiz:
Initiative = 19       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 2
Forge: (( OMAE WO... KOROSU ))
Threden: (( You're suggesting these guys are not? ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 INITIAZING => 20 + 1 = 21
* Regris rolls: 1d20+2 => 20 + 2 = 22
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Let's make this showy!? => 3 + 1 = 4
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Wolfsbane: (( I certainly am! ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 ROBOT FIGHT, READY GO => 2 + 3 = 5
Azar Macan: (( you should stop making idolmaster references, Tilus. it's not working. ))
Serra: (( Alas, I am teh last again ;_; ))
Serra: (( That's not an idolmaster reference, Azar. ))
Forge: (( Teals who did you anger to always go last? ))
Azar Macan: (( well, it seems like it could've been ))
Serra: (( It's a gokaiger reference. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Kaladin => 7 + 4 = 11
Serra: (( Last time wasn't an idolmaster reference either. ))
Serra: (( (there's an anime called Let's & Go) ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Sentry Gun 1 => 15 + 3 = 18
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Sentry Gun 2 => 11 + 3 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Sentry Gun 3 => 17 + 3 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Sentry Gun 4 => 18 + 3 = 21
Adric Kain: (( Which is the dumbest concept ever. ))
Azar Macan: (( WOW REALLY KID ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Doggie 1 => 8 + 5 = 13
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Doggie 2 => 4 + 5 = 9
Wolfsbane: (( ... : ))
Azar Macan: (( wait ))
Serra: (( Woof!? ))
Azar Macan: (( wait. HOW DO THESE THINGS HAVE REFLEX SCORES ))
Forge: (( I like to imagine the reason Serra goes last so often is she tries to read their minds but keeps getting interference from random anime musical numbers. All that's going through he mind right now is Party Night ))
Azar Macan: (( CAN THEY MOVE? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Arb-molester => 14 + 6 = 20
Serra: (( XD ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Forge: (( Ahahahaha Shining Force sprite I see yooou ))
Imban: (( This is 4e. Please stop thinking and move away from the brain. ))
Imban: (( Oh wait, I missed something ))
Faiz: (( Oh, that's what it is? ))
Wolfsbane: "Pardon me."
Imban: (( Adric and Forge also see... ))
Imban: ...a complicated-looking control panel set into the wall about halfway up.
Faiz: (( ...HRRRRRRMMMM ))
Wolfsbane: (( So who has thievery ))
Serra: (( HMMMM indeed. ))
Forge: (( What would one roll to work machinery? ))
Azar Macan: (( me +8 ))
Faiz: (( Hey do you think it's possible one of us could rip these things out of the ground and use 'em as turrets for ourselves? ))
Imban: (( Thievery, in this case. ))
Imban: (( also the sentryguns are hanging from the ceiling. ))
Faiz: (( Or... WHEREVER THEY ARE ))
Imban: (( not that you can't hack them from the ground. ))
Faiz: (( Fair enough, from the ceiling. Whichever. ))
Serra: (( They probably stop working when you do, granted. ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, so they...retract into the ceiling to dodge reflex stuff. okay. :| ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 vs Sentry 1 (Will) => 4 + 6 = 10
Wolfsbane: (( Whoops that's a miss. End turn. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Imban: Error: no brain detected.
Faiz: (( But yeah that said could we just wrench these things completely out of socket instead of smashing them up? ))
Adric Kain: Hmm.... Hey guys, cover me.
Imban: (( Sure, if you kill them you can narrate taking them out of their socket instead. ))
Imban: (( Or I guess at your leisure if you disable them. ))
Faiz: (( You're no fun. Here I was looking forward to combat applications of Athletics. ))
Adric Kain: (( Darn, can't make it in one move ))
Serra: (( You can if you run. ))
Adric Kain: (( True ))
Serra: (( (at which point you eat -2 AC but ))
Faiz: (( Leg it, Horns. ))
Azar Macan: (( and grant ca to EVERYTHING ))
Imban: (( that's the -2 AC. ))
Forge: (( But then he can't use the panel can he? ))
Imban: (( Yes he can ))
Adric Kain: (( Run is just a move action ))
Faiz: (( Hahaha, haha. Hey, Tiefling, why don't you ))
Faiz: (( hoof it ))
Imban: (( Run is a single move, +2 movement, -5 to all attacks, grant everyone CA ))
Forge: (( Oh, ok ))
* Adric Kain moves over there and takes a look at the panel
Forge: (( Run is not double move ))
Azar Macan: (( also you have +1 theivery, Mecha. ))
Adric Kain: (( I know! ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 Thievery Don't suck => 2 + 1 = 3
Faiz: (( Of all the times we need Gad. ))
Azar Macan: (( WAY TO GO ))
Adric Kain: (( HAHA ))
Forge: (( Your thievery sucked ))
Faiz: (( HACKING UNSUCCESSFUL ))
Imban: You push some buttons at random. It doesn't seem to do much...
Azar Macan: (( now I can't run over there and do it with good ability to. ))
Adric Kain: Hmm....hey does anyone else know how to fiddle with this?
Adric Kain: (( Sure you can ))
Faiz: PUNCH IT?
Forge: (( I can get over there on my turn, assuming diagonals work ))
Azar Macan: (( don't I need to be standing right next to it? ))
Serra: "I don't like the looks of this."
Imban: (( there's 3 spaces adjacent to it ))
Adric Kain: (( This is 4e. Diagonal is right next to it ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric's AC => 12 + 8 = 20
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 14 hit points.
Serra: (( Eww. ))
Forge: (( You'll be standing next to him, but leaning over and pushing the buttons ))
Imban: Adric is shot by a crossbow
Imban: !
Adric Kain: Ow.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Adric's AC => 3 + 8 = 11
Faiz: (( Yeah you're SUPER DIE, now. ))
Adric Kain: (( Nah ))
Serra: (( SUPER DIE ))
Azar Macan: (( also my turn isn't before ALL THE GODDAMN SENTRY GUNS ))
Forge: (( Superdie Osbourne ))
Forge: (( Osborn? ))
Forge: (( However he spells it ))
Imban: The arbalester wheels over towards the door, then loads two bolts into itself!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Wolfsbane => 2 + 9 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. Faiz => 6 + 9 = 15
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: ...THE HELL...?
Azar Macan: That...can't be good in the long term.
* Wolfsbane ducks behind Threden's helmet
Serra: "That thing has frighteningly long range capabilities."
* Faiz looks at the gigantic crossbow bolt that just pinged off his shoulder and shrugs. Wanders over to the nearest... thing.
* Faiz stares at it for a moment before thrusting his greatsword into the ceiling at it!
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Sentry Gun 1: Sentry Gun 1 loses 7 hit points.
Faiz: (( Oh come on. ))
Serra: (( It can't be marked? ))
Imban: The sentry gun is not a creature and cannot be marked.
Azar Macan: (( I assume it's a standard action to push buttans, right? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Serra: (( You do get to retaliate when it tries to shoot someone though. ))
Wolfsbane: (( How much ac is full defense ))
Imban: The sentry gun shoots Faiz!
Faiz: (( +2 to all defenses. ))
Imban: (( provoking a retaliation ))
Wolfsbane: (( Ok. ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Opportunity Attack • Weapon • Melee 1
YOU!!
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4
Sentry Gun 1: Sentry Gun 1 loses 10 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Faiz => 20 + 8 = 28
Serra: (( Uh oh. ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 19 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( and in retaliation, it gets a natural 20. ))
Forge: (( Holy fuckballs. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Azar => 17 + 8 = 25
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 12 hit points.
Azar Macan: Hrmf.
Kalad the Paladin: Screw this noise!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Greataxe charge -> Sentrygun 2 => 13 + 9 = 22
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
Sentry Gun 2: Sentry Gun 2 loses 12 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Action point -> Greataxe -> Sentrygun 2 => 16 + 9 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
Sentry Gun 2: Sentry Gun 2 loses 10 hit points.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( shall I still attempt to use the panel? ))
Adric Kain: (( If you can stop the others without doing damage to them yes ))
Serra: (( Go for it. ))
Forge: (( If you don't I will. And if you do and Imban says further fidgeting will bear fruit I will anyway. ))
* Azar Macan shifts his body, and....
Azar Macan: (( running, of course ))
Azar Macan: SUN VULCAN, GUIDE ME!
* Azar rolls: 1d20+8 VULCAN BUTTON PUSHING => 20 + 8 = 28
Azar Macan: (( FUCK. YES. ))
Serra: (( VULCAN HACK ))
Wolfsbane: (( Ahahaha ))
Forge: (( Sun Vulcan knows his buttons ))
Threden: (( Sun Vulcan guides you well ))
Azar Macan: (( god that had better work ))
Imban: You seem to have gotten into the system. The panel glows with light and menus pop up. You begin navigating through them...
Forge has received initiative.
Imban: (( (further fiddling is necessary, yes) ))
Azar Macan: (( balls ))
Forge: (( Can I fiddle with it as well and speed the process up? ))
Adric Kain: (( Psst, action point ))
Azar Macan: (( can I? ))
Faiz: (( Hahaha. ))
Imban: (( Yes, anyone adjacent to it can ))
Wolfsbane: (( Brb ))
Faiz: (( HIGH SPEED HACK ))
Imban: (( and of course you can action point -> standard action -> hack ))
Azar Macan: (( well, I have 2... ))
Wolfsbane: (( DOUBLE COMPILE ))
Imban: (( You should just have 1 now ))
Blaine is disconnected.
Blaine is disconnected.
Faiz: (( Yeah, it's after this we get another one. ))
Adric Kain: (( You should have 1 but we should get one after this ))
Azar Macan: (( well I'll have another one after this, yeah. ))
Azar Macan: (( that's...what I meant in a roundbaout way ))
Azar Macan: (( also Blaine caught the die ))
Imban: (( Sure did. ))
Imban: (( Are you DOUBLE COMPILING or are you just letting Blaine do his thing ))
Threden: (( Do it~ ))
* Azar Macan ACTION POINT
* Azar rolls: 1d20+8 FURTHER VULCAN HACKING => 15 + 8 = 23
Blaine has connected.
Imban: You hack through the menus quickly!
Faiz: (( You hacked him back to life! ))
Blaine: (( Fucking connection ))
Imban: You think you're getting there, but you still need a bit more time...
Faiz: (( HE KNOWS HOW TO CRACK WARFORGED. WE'RE ALL FUCKED. ))
Azar Macan: (( OH REALLY ))
Forge: (( So would me hacking as well speed the process up? ))
Imban: (( Yes, I've said that like 3 times now >_> ))
Forge: (( I disconnected right after I asked. ))
Imban: (( oh ok ))
Azar Macan: (( hey, what's a bad version of windows ))
Imban: (( Me ))
Forge: (( All of them ))
Imban: (( Windows Imban. ))
Forge: (( Oh snap ))
Imban: (( (no Windows Me) ))
Forge: (( ME or Vista ))
Azar Macan: (( I was about to say, 'don't say all of them', too. ))
Forge: (( Anyway, I'm using Steel Wind's movement for +2 so ~NOT RUNNING~ ))
Azar Macan: Forge, over to you!
* Forge peeks over at the screen.
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Wolfsbane: (( back for a bit ))
Imban: Forge presses some buttons and manages to pull up an important-looking red menu!
Wolfsbane: (( I'm going to be in and out keeping an eye on the grill. ))
Azar Macan: (( you could action point and do some more ))
Faiz: (( Now I'm just getting visions of that NCIS episode where Abby and McGee share the same keyboard. ))
Iron Defender 2: Woof.
Forge: (( Ehhh.... sure. ))
Forge: (( I will regret this and it will be Kuro's fault. ))
* Forge pushes some more buttons.
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
Azar Macan: (( 12 was a succes before, so unless this has WEIRD skill levels... ))
Control Panel: With a flourish, Forge shouts "TRIPLE COMPILE" and presses a button!
Forge: (( ZOOM. ENHANCE. DOUBLE ENHANCE. TRIPLE ENHANCE. NOW ENCRYPT, THEN DECRYPT. HASHTAG! ))
Control Panel: The control panel's icon changes from a picture of a strange spiky creature to a picture of a black sphere with cat ears and tail. The tail seems to be burning.
Faiz: (( Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance~ ))
Serra: (( ENHANCE FURTHER ))
Forge: (( Noooormaaaal viiieeeew ))
* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Forge: Forge loses 8 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Oh dear. ))
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 6 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( oh dear, what ))
Forge: (( Noooooooormaaaaaaaal viiieeeeeeeeew ))
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 11 hit points.
Azar Macan: Wait, what?
Imban: The control panel explodes!
Azar Macan: Oh, it's gone.
Adric Kain: What sorcery is this?
Imban: ...the sentry guns still look upset.
Faiz: (( DEMOLITION OF THE GIBSON DOES NOT COUNT GUYS ))
Imban: That was probably not the right button to press.
Threden has received initiative.
Serra: (( I guess that was two failures rather than two successes. ))
Forge: (( Biiiiiiiird ))
Azar Macan: (( Imban you led us onnn ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Sentry Gun 3: Sentry Gun 3 loses 18 hit points.
Faiz: (( BEEP BOOP, SON. BEEP BOOP. ))
Forge: Well, I have no idea what I did. But the panel is now gone. Was that not the goal?
Wolfsbane: (( the sentry guns can't oa right ))
Adric Kain: I was hoping it would mess with the sentries.
Imban: (( even if they could, they only have guns ))
Wolfsbane: (( Thought so ))
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: YOU'RE A-- AND YOU DON'T--?
Azar Macan: I...don't think so.
Serra: "Hmmmm~."
Azar Macan: I guess this means we go with Plan A: hit things until they stop moving.
* Serra looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~ back to the back corner of the room.
Forge: Does being a fleshy being qualify Azar to perform surgery?
Faiz: IT MIGHT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES!
Faiz: HE JUST STARES AT THINGS AND THEY BURST INTO FLAME!
Serra: "Okay, I guess plan B is to smash some things in. Well, you... things. Way back in the back! I don't care if you're living or not, I'll find something brain-like in there to fry! Like circuits or something!"
Azar Macan: (( wait, a giant moving crossbow has a reflex of 18. FOUUUURRRRRRTTTHHH EDTIIIIOOOONNNN ))
Faiz: (( Also Reegrits/Mechperson I'm gonna RAGE SHIFTO ON so if you want to hold off on the healing until then...! ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dishearten @ Just left of Sentry Gun 4 (plunks Gun 4 & Defender 2), vs Will => 6 + 6 = 12
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok ))
Wolfsbane: (( DOn't heal you? Well ok. ))
Serra: (( Or should I not considering the distance? ))
Imban: (( hm? ))
Faiz: (( Doesn't it do Awesome damage? ))
Imban: (( it targets you, not your attack ))
Serra: (( Whether I should break out Adept's Insight on the roll I just made or not. ))
Imban: (( Oh, that'll make it hit ))
Serra: (( To the others, not you, Imban. ))
Imban: (( oh. :V ))
Serra: (( Whether I should bother making it hit. ))
Forge: (( Damage is damage ))
Serra: (( Kay then! ))
Forge: (( Betrayal would be super awesome though ))
Forge: (( So you should do that next turn maybe ))
Forge: (( Because all the range ))
Serra: (You can work your way in there better than that, Serra!)
Serra: (( True ))
* Serra Adept's Insights, adds 1 to the roll.
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Gun 4), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 1 + 4 = 5
Sentry Gun 4: Sentry Gun 4 loses 5 hit points.
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Defender 2), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 2 + 4 = 6
Iron Defender 2: Iron Defender 2 loses 6 hit points.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Serra: (( Also, for the record: Betrayal only lets me fire off a melee basic. So it's worthless on the sentrys ))
Serra: (( Or the arbalester ))
Azar Macan: (( so you slide the defender, then ))
Forge: (( Oh. Really? ))
Serra: (( Yep. ))
Imban: (( hilariously, the Arbalester *can* make melee basics ))
Forge: (( Huh. Ok then. ))
Imban: (( they're kind of terrible though. ))
Faiz: (( Oh please say it tries to run you over. ))
Imban: (( it does ))
* Wolfsbane waves her hands briefly before exploding in a burst of invigorating flames. (All bloodied allies in burst 5 can spend a healing surge+4 HP)
Faiz: (( Terrifying as it sounds that is AWESOME. ))
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 13 hit points.
* Wolfsbane ends her turn on Serra's head.
Azar Macan: (( hey mecha that's you too ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Yay ))
Forge: (( I just noticed ))
Wolfsbane: "Keep fighting, pitiful traps like this won't tangle you lot up."
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 13 hit points.
Forge: (( HP totals: 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 ))
Serra: (( Does it not get Faiz too? ))
Azar Macan: (( 46 49 ))
Faiz: (( I refuse. ))
Serra: (( Or is he... ah. ))
Wolfsbane: (( He's holding off. ))
Serra: (( For HENSHIN I guess? ))
Forge: (( Yeah 46 and 49 don't match ))
Faiz: (( Yeah I'm gonna start hurling mans on my next turn. ))
Azar Macan: (( they match with each other ))
Imban: (( Anyway yeah Adric's turn~ ))
Azar Macan: (( man I really shouldf have moved Osau up when I moved ))
Adric Kain: (( So I take it I can't force move the turrets either? ))
Imban: (( nope ))
Azar Macan: (( just mock it, it somehow works ))
Adric Kain: (( Pfft ))
Faiz: (( If you can't think of anything, just hold init until after me and then you can throw a heal after I shift, I dunno. ))
Serra: (( It's not getting debuffed either. ))
Serra: (( From my dishearten. ))
Serra: (( So I guess it just has I: All Debuffs. ))
Faiz: (( Fuck Status Canceller. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the Arbalest
Azar Macan: (( well, I would save chess fuckery for the stuff that moves ))
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 16 vs. Will       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 8   Psychic       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Arbalester: Arbalester loses 8 hit points.
Adric Kain: Look at this? I found that you were recalled by your maker! You're defective!
Arbalester: ;.;
Serra: (( Oh yay, we can screw over the half man half bow. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 shoot Serra => 4 + 8 = 12
Azar Macan: (( so hey can I use ranged attacks next to these things and they can't do anything about it? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah I figure debuffing it trying to shoot us would be helpful. ))
* Serra gracefully sidesteps.
Imban: The third sentrygun turns to shoot at Threden!
Imban: (( (provokes) ))
Azar Macan: (( awww ))
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Sentry Gun 3: Sentry Gun 3 loses 7 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 bang bang => 19 + 8 = 27
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
Threden: Threden loses 13 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( And back. ))
Imban: roll 1d6 recharge dual shot
* Imban rolls: 1d6 recharge dual shot => 1
Imban: The arbalester shoots a single giant bolt at Azar!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 => 4 + 7 = 11
Faiz has received initiative.
* Faiz GAO
Serra: (( Wow it missed Azar. ))
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: TIGER MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
* Azar Macan parrys it with his dagger
Azar Macan: ...wait, that worked?
Azar Macan: (( SRW PARRY RULES GO ))
Serra: "It really must be defective."
* Faiz MEGASHANKs the turret again! "PAIN IN THE ASS!"
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Imban: Not quite.
Imban: It turns to shoot Faiz!
Imban: (( Provokes ))
Faiz:
Melee Basic • Opportunity Attack • Weapon • Melee 1
YOU!!
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4
Sentry Gun 1: Sentry Gun 1 loses 7 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 bang bang => 15 + 8 = 23
Faiz: (( +4 ))
Sentry Gun 1: Sentry Gun 1 loses 4 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
Faiz: Faiz loses 18 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( okay *Now* he needs heals ))
Imban: (( should probably apply regen, too, Faiz ))
Wolfsbane: (( I wish I had an immediate. ))
Faiz: (( Wait, regen accounts at the end? ))
Faiz: (( I thought it was the start. ))
Imban: (( oh, wait, derp ))
Imban: (( yeah it is ))
Azar Macan: (( well, ardic comes up before all the turrets, so.... ))
Imban: The other sentrygun turns and fires on Azar.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Kalad hacks it => 10 + 8 = 18
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
Sentry Gun 2: Sentry Gun 2 loses 13 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 bang bang => 7 + 8 = 15
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 9 hit points.
Iron Defender 1: Woof.
Kalad the Paladin: Kalad hacks the stupid sentrygun out of the wall!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 hack => 3 + 8 = 11
Kalad the Paladin: ...I... uh. I seem to have messed that up.
Faiz: I HATE CEILINGS!!
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Forge: (( I'm a dwarf and I'm missing my swings. :/ ))
Wolfsbane: (( brb ))
Azar Macan: Hrmphf.
Faiz: (( Oh wait we can just walk the hell away from them without a response? ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( yes, they only shoot ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( so they can't take AoOs ))
Faiz: (( HEY UMB YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?? ))
Serra: (( They can shoot some distance though. ))
Serra: (( They've got range 10 at least. ))
Threden: (( Maybe. But where are we going to get that many pineapples? ))
* Azar Macan ...moves back.
Faiz: (( FROM THESE GUYS ))
Faiz: (( But yeah we can totally like, swap-charge or something, I dunno. ))
* Azar Macan stares at sentry gun 2
Imban: (( You can't curse it ))
Azar Macan: ...
* Azar Macan still stares at it, REALLY HARD.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic
SCARY SHINY EYES
Attack = 24 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.  
Sentry Gun 2: Sentry Gun 2 loses 6 hit points.
Imban: The sentry gun explodes in a shower of sparks.
Threden: (( The eyeflash overloads the sensors ))
Wolfsbane: "Good show."
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Hmph. Stupid non-intelligent machines.
* Forge dashes across the hall and attempts to give the turret a jumping kick
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 7
Sentry Gun 3: Sentry Gun 3 loses 21 hit points.
Imban: Forge's foot tears the turret out of the wall, smashing it to bits!
Iron Defender 2: Woof?
Threden has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Hm, those things seem like they're just going to stay there...
Threden:
Charge Attack • Standard • Weapon
You charge the enemy with extra force.
Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 6     Critical: 0
Sentry Gun 4: Sentry Gun 4 loses 14 hit points.
Threden: (( CHARGE RIGHT UP THE WALL ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Hmmmmmm~. ))
Forge: (( Hey someone kill 1 before it kills Faiz ))
Azar Macan: (( move up 1 and betrayal the dog? ))
Forge: (( Or yeah, dog betrayal ))
Serra: (( Sure, yeah. ))
Forge: (( SERRA VICK ))
Imban: (( Faiz moves before it at the very least ))
Azar Macan: (( ardic will heal him, and such. ))
Faiz: (( Yeah. ))
* Serra moves up.
Serra: "Hey, doggy doggy doggy. That thing behind you is daaaaaangerous! It might backstab you! Better defend yourself from it!
Iron Defender 2: Woof?
Iron Defender 1: Arf?
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Betrayal (augment 1) @ Defender 1, vs Will => 7 + 6 = 13
Serra: (( Defender 1 makes a melee basic vs Arbalester, with +3 to attack and damage. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 => 5 + 11 = 16
Imban: It misses.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( Ooh back in time ))
* Wolfsbane throws a Healing Word at Faiz.
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 moar HP => 4 + 4 = 8
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 19 hit points.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 Mindflare at his turret. => 10 + 6 = 16
* Regris rolls: 1d8+6 damage => 3 + 6 = 9
Sentry Gun 1: Sentry Gun 1 loses 9 hit points.
Sentry Gun 1: Sentry Gun 1 loses 2 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( +2 ))
Wolfsbane: (( fffuu-- ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh, sweet. ))
Imban: The magic white smoke escapes.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( and this is why it's going to suck when I have to miss next week ))
Adric Kain: (( Does Faiz want more healing? ))
Faiz: (( Sure, why not. ))
Wolfsbane: "Sorry for stealing the glory, but I think the more problematic ones are down the hall~"
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Imban: (( oh, missing next week... are you missing the week after that too, or unknown? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Me? Shouldn't be. ))
Azar Macan: (( I can play on christmas eve, sure ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Imban: (( ... oh that IS christmas eve ))
Imban: (( does anyone have a problem with that, btw? ))
Azar Macan: (( yes, yes and it ))
Azar Macan: (( and the week after that is new year's eve ))
Faiz: (( Sliding this-a-way. ))
Imban: (( ))
Imban: (( awesome ))
Adric Kain: (( I shouldn't, but I'll let you know closer to christmas Eve ))
Adric Kain: Hmm...not much I can do from here, but...
Serra: (( I have no problem with christmas eve. It's the day itself that problems arise. ))
Imban: (( well, even I'll be doing stuff on Christmas day. ))
Adric Kain: Well, let's give it a try.
* Adric Kain plays music at the Arbalester
Adric Kain:
Impelling Force • Standard • Arcane, Force, Implement
A bolt of force shoves a foe next to one of your allies.
Attack = 20 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 6   Force       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You slide the target 5 squares to a space adjacent to one of your allies.  
Arbalester: Arbalester loses 6 hit points.
Forge: (( My schedule's clear far as I'm aware ))
Imban: Sentrygun 4 targets Adric for that nonsense.
Imban: (( provokes from Umby ))
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Sentry Gun 4: Sentry Gun 4 loses 7 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 bang bang => 18 + 8 = 26
* Imban rolls: 2d8+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 9 hit points.
Adric Kain: INFERNAL WRATH!
Azar Macan: (( MAN they love to roll 'hahaha we're never going to miss' after being hit like that ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
Adric Kain: (( It takes that much in fire damage ))
Imban: (( d20? ))
Imban: (( I roll to disbelieeve ))
Adric Kain: (( Wait ))
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d6+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
Sentry Gun 4: Sentry Gun 4 loses 8 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Ok it takes THAT much in Fire damage ))
Imban: The arbalester rolls away from Threden. This would provoke, but guess who already used his opportunity action?
* Imban rolls: 1d6 It then reloads dual shot => 1
Threden: (( And it was worth it. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Guess not. It just shoots Adric. => 4 + 9 = 13
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain: See, defective!
Threden: (( Sad Arbalest in snow. ))
Azar Macan: (( he parries it with his dragondagger ))
Arbalester: ;___;
Serra: (( You can move -> charge defender 1 ))
* Faiz just starts running. "I AM A REFRESHING BREEZE OF DESTRUCTION!"
Azar Macan: (( hm. can they not be affected by stuff because they're non-living? ))
Imban: (( the what? ))
* Faiz slams his greatsword against the stupid dog!
Azar Macan: (( the turrets and such ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
I AM THE IRONEST!!
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Adric Kain: (( This is 4e. We don't care about that kind of nonsense. ))
Azar Macan: (( or can I curse the dogs ))
Imban: (( naah, they can't be statused because they're a trap ))
Faiz:
ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
Iron Defender 2: Iron Defender 2 loses 13 hit points.
Faiz: (( +4 ))
Iron Defender 2: Iron Defender 2 loses 4 hit points.
Threden: (( Threden and Forge are non-living ))
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
Attack = 17 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Imban: (( you can curse the dogs/gun normally ))
Azar Macan: (( oh, yeah. well, they are and they ar enot ))
Faiz:
EX Damage = 10       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4
Iron Defender 2: Iron Defender 2 loses 10 hit points.
Sentry Gun 4: Sentry Gun 4 loses 10 hit points.
Faiz: (( Still +4~ ))
Iron Defender 2: Iron Defender 2 loses 4 hit points.
Sentry Gun 4: Sentry Gun 4 loses 4 hit points.
Faiz: (( Now can THESE THINGS be marked?! ))
Iron Defender 1: Yes
Iron Defender 1: ...woof. (holding action)
* Faiz punches his fists together! "YOU AIN'T SO TOUGH."
Kalad the Paladin: For Elsir Vale!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 charge -> greataxe => 19 + 9 = 28
* Imban rolls: 1d12+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
Iron Defender 1: Iron Defender 1 loses 5 hit points.
Iron Defender 1: Woof.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 bite Kalad => 5 + 8 = 13
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Serra: (( Don't move these things around any further. I've got them set up for HILARITY. ))
* Azar Macan looks over at the very weakened dog
Azar Macan: How do you like THIS?
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic
SCARY SHINY EYES
Attack = 23 vs. Will       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 11   Psychic       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.  
Iron Defender 2: Iron Defender 2 loses 11 hit points.
Azar Macan: Not very much, it seems.
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
Iron Defender 2: Awoooooo.... x_x
Forge has received initiative.
* Forge runs down the hall and jumps into the air!
Forge: SUPAAAAAA!
Forge: INAZUMAAAA!
Forge: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
Forge:
Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder
Super Inazuma Kick
Attack = 14 vs. Fort       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 10   Thunder       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5
Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 6 Thunder damage.
Serra: (( Attack on the other side please. ))
Forge: (( I can't, because Dwarfbag took my good spot. ))
Serra: (( On the other side of Dwarfbag. ))
Forge: (( Fine, it still misses. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Serra: (( NOT THERE ))
Threden: (( TOO BAD ))
Wolfsbane: (( do it anyways ))
Forge: (( TELL US WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO ))
Forge: (( WE ARE NOT PSYCHIC ))
Imban: (( Well, Serra is. ))
Serra: (( I'm going to Betrayal -> Defender 1 into that spot ))
Serra: (( Provoking from Kalad ))
Serra: (( then action point and MAP ))
Forge: (( So why couldn't I go to the other side? ))
Imban: (( Kalad won't get an OA off his mark. Even if you push him up, it'll work ))
Threden: (( It would be a shift, so it wouldn't provoke. ))
Serra: (( It'd provoke off the mark. ))
Imban: (( His mark isn't a provoke. ))
Serra: (( Oh. Okay, proceed then. ))
Imban: (( His mark is ~magic~ ))
Azar Macan: (( just go with the single target booms ))
Threden: (( Attacking Arbalest ))
Threden: Engaging
Faiz: (( In fact isn't that an active detriment since the mark is a minus to hit? ))
Imban: (( Yes ))
Imban: (( But ~magic~ still happens ))
Imban: (( So ))
Faiz: (( NICE JOB TILUS ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 28 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 18   Lightning       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 5
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Arbalester: Arbalester loses 18 hit points.
Iron Defender 1: Iron Defender 1 loses 4 hit points.
Iron Defender 1: Woof! >
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Reaction attack -> Threden => 7 + 8 = 15
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: (( Well alright then. ))
Serra: "Alright, we've got you cornered... who or whatever you are! Time to end this!"
Serra: "Or maybe you should turn tail and side with us before it's too late~"
Forge: (( Also Lavos is getting lazy about eating the dead ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Betrayal -> Defender 1, vs Will => 19 + 6 = 25
Faiz: (( Guns ain't his thing. ))
Threden: Lavos doesn't like the taste of metal
Threden: (( Hi ))
Serra: (( also that was augment 1 ))
Imban: (( Sure it was. ))
Serra: Defender makes melee basic vs Arbalester at +3 to hit and damage, which provokes from Threden.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 molest Arb => 18 + 9 = 27
* Imban rolls: 1d8+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Arbalester: Arbalester loses 11 hit points.
Arbalester: Arbalester loses 3 hit points.
Iron Defender 1: Grr!
Serra: (( Go ahead and make your HOLD IT attack, Threden ))
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Iron Defender 1: ...woof?
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 20 vs. Fort       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Iron Defender 1: Iron Defender 1 loses 10 hit points.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
* Serra ACTION POINT
Serra: "Oh, about that? Just kidding. Enjoy your headache!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Defender 1, vs Will => 8 + 6 = 14
Imban: Lavos wonders who deleted him. :
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+4 Damage, takes -3 penalty to all defenses until end of next turn => 11 + 4 = 15
Iron Defender 1: Iron Defender 1 loses 15 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( someone also gave you a label ))
* Imban eats whoever did that.
Serra: (( NOW it's Regristurn. ))
Imban: (( HEY NO REEGRITS ))
* Wolfsbane Healing Word -> Adric
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Imban: (( also your healing surge ))
Serra: (( Plus healing surge ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 vs. Defender Will Mindflaaare => 7 + 6 = 13
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 9 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( WELL FINE ))
Faiz: (( It's already pretty debuffed... ))
* Regris rolls: 1d8+6 Damage, allies gain +1 to hit it => 6 + 6 = 12
Iron Defender 1: Iron Defender 1 loses 12 hit points.
Faiz: (( Oh I see. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: ...sure!
Wolfsbane: (( And with that I gotta scram. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the thing
Imban: (( *wave* ))
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 8   Psychic       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Imban: (( Have fun at Stuph's party ))
Iron Defender 1: Iron Defender 1 loses 8 hit points.
Adric Kain: Look at what you've accomplished today?
Forge: (( Have a BANGING good time ))
Adric Kain: Killed your ally?
Faiz: (( Bye Reegrits. ))
Forge: (( Because Stuph will blow you up ))
Iron Defender 1: I AM THE WORST GUARD DOG IN HISTORY. *seppuku*
Adric Kain: Failed at the simple task of stopping our group with a lot of backup.'
* Imban goes and chews on the corpses.
Regris is disconnected.
Azar Macan: Even when we caused the control panel to explode in our faces...
Forge: I did not know it could speak Common.
Faiz: WELL IT'S A COMMON LANGUAGE.
Serra: "That was a surprise."
Forge: It is also a dog.
Forge: Somewhat.
Kalad the Paladin: Mm. Well, the dwarven-engineered traps are still here...
Kalad the Paladin: ...that also doesn't say much for that adventuring party. Maybe they snuck past or something, though.
Faiz: TRAPS? ALL TRAPS CAN BE FLAYED.
Adric Kain: We've yet to see their corpses at least.
Serra: "They must all be pretty good sneakers then."
Serra: "Yes, flaying is good~"
Kalad the Paladin: Maybe they're not all made out of metal like you guys seem to be.
* Adric Kain plays THE HEALING SONG
Forge: If these traps were meant to be here then we probably should not have destroyed them.
Faiz: BWAHAHA.
Kalad the Paladin: Eh, we had to get through somehow. And it's not like the traps would have stopped THAT many orcs.
Adric Kain: The alternative was getting killed by them.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 13 hit points.
* Kalad the Paladin opens the doors to the new map Vents: Crossroads!
Serra: (( Regris is leaving for the day, right? ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( yeah, and I'm wrapping things up ))
Serra: (( Ah, kay ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 12 hit points.
Kalad the Paladin: (( oooooops ))
Serra: "Crossroads, huh."
Kalad the Paladin: (( I got things *totaly wrong* ))
Serra: (( Imban fails like Imban!? ))
Faiz: (( SUPER GASP ))
* Imban coughs and eats this map, throwing everyone onto the REAL new map, Vents: Boiler Room!
Adric Kain: (( We didn't know that until just now ))
Adric Kain: Oh, well there's a corpse.
Adric Kain: I guess they did make it past the traps!
Serra: (( "Guys, don't look behind us, a scary spiky thing is there." ))
Faiz: FOR SOME DEFINITION OF "MADE."
Serra: "For a really bad definition of "made".
Imban: The doors open a platform overlooking an enormous chamber. A group of orcs turns to face you, growling with rage and drooling with anticipation for the kill. Behind and below the orcs lies a sunken section of the chamber, where you see iron tubes as tall as a man running across the room. On the north side of the pit, you spot several large beetles, their mottled hides glowing red as if aflame.
Imban: (( everyone around roll Perception! ))
Faiz:
Perception = 12       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 I CAN SEE TIME!? => 20 + 1 = 21
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+7 Perception => 1 + 7 = 8
Faiz: (( SO MUCH TIME. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+1 SENSORS => 17 + 1 = 18
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+6 => 5 + 6 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 rolling for Regris since yeah => 19 + 5 = 24
* Azar rolls: 1d20+1 Osau has this +2 => 9 + 1 = 10
Forge: (( *pokles the connection* ))
Serra: (( Oh dear, we've drudged up more drudges. ))
Adric Kain: (( We're here ))
Azar Macan: (( we are we pausing here, or continuing? ))
Imban: (( stopping ))
Forge: (( Oh man they're on a Raid. If we can convince the leader that the drudges are trying to game him for more DKP we can turn them on each other ))
Azar Macan: (( ah, just setting it up, then. ))
Azar Macan: (( then.... ))
Forge: (( Oh nevermind, now they're Scouts ))
* Azar Macan goes to hang out with Lavos for a couple weeks
Serra: (( There's scouts with the drudges. ))
Imban: (( just next week, I hope ))
Azar Macan: (( the week between this and the next session, than that and the 24th, silly ))
Imban: (( wait what? ))
Imban: (( oh ))
Imban: (( duh ))
Imban: (( ok :V ))
Azar Macan: (( I'm saying the literal time is two weeks, but yeah ))
Azar Macan: (( wow that guy sure has a reflex score ))
Imban: Wolfsbane (only) also spots a horrible caricature of a Jew skulking in the shadows, examining the pipe on the west.
Serra: (( He sure does. He has an actual Will score, too ))
Faiz: (( Imban stop banging the pipes! ))
Forge: (( SUPER ASSHOLE BROTHERS ))
Imban: Also, there's a beheaded humanoid-looking girl next to the party.
Imban: You think she was not affiliated with the orcs. And rather, with the adventuring party mentioned earlier.
Azar Macan: (( wow, his sneak is greather than 21? ))
Imban: (( it's 22 ))
Azar Macan: (( of course. ))
Imban: That said, since violence is obviously imminent, we'll stop for the night here.
Imban: Please wrap up and log off within 5 minutes.