Faiz has connected.
Imban has connected.
Tilus has connected.
Faiz: Ah, PASS
Imban: You should be on Monastery: Into the Depths.
Imban: But you know, Maptool just randomly picks a map out of a hat.
Azar has connected.
Imban: Anyway, brb.
Faiz: Anyway!! I'll be back in a couple minutes, then we can get to the rocking, rolling, and combinations thereof.
Mechalomaniac: (( Yay we're going into the Underdark! ))
Azar: (( Oh dear ))
Mechalomaniac: (( Gonna kill ourselves some drow! ))
Serra: (( At least it's not the shadowdark! ))
Adric Kain: (( Or the Darkbad ))
Azar Macan: (( FUCKING BROKEN MACROS ))
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
Azar Macan: (( that work for that item property? :v ))
Serra: (( Cube x Cursed x Curious? ))
Azar Macan: (( sadly not, but it does make a huge cube of DUDES BE CURED ))
Azar Macan: (( cursed, rather ))
Azar Macan: (( we made the joke of WARNING, INCOMING CURSE last time ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh right. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIDUS! ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Azar Macan: (( HAPPY BIRTH-DAY ))
Serra: (( (thanks) ))
Adric Kain: (( I MEAN TILUS ))
Faiz: (( RIGHT THEN LET'S MURDER THINGS ))
Azar Macan: (( well, Regris seems to be dead. and Blaine is still busy. ))
Faiz: (( Goddammit Regris!! ))
Serra: (( So I see the fairy is taking it easy ))
Azar Macan: (( also, is Umb even here? ))
Adric Kain: (( Nope ))
Azar Macan: (( Hmmm. ))
Serra: (( Nope, we're out a striker, a leader, and a defender. ))
Adric Kain: (( He's in IRC ))
Adric Kain: (( Just not n here. ))
Serra: (( Ah. ))
Azar Macan: (( so are Blaine and Regris. point? ))
Imban: (( spiiikes ))
Faiz: (( SO THAT PUSHING BACK AN HOUR WAS A REAL GREAT MOVE WASN'T IT ))
Imban: (( : ))
Imban: (( *rolls over you* ))
Azar Macan: (( what if not changing the start time subconciously screwed with people ahhhh ))
Serra: (( Well, they're in the room, so they should see the notice that the server's up if they're active. ))
Imban: Regris isn't active. Umb was recently though.
Azar Macan: (( and Blaine got grabbed for RL stuff, like...more than an hour ago. ))
Imban: Regris went to sleep at like 1 pm, so, uh, lol
Serra: (( zzzz ))
Adric Kain: (( brb grabbing food ))
Faiz: (( I got two and a half hours of sleep and I'm fine! Tell him to stop being a pussy! ))
Imban: WELL I CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S NOT AWAKE.
Faiz: YES THAT'S THE PROBLEM ISN'T IT
Serra: (( Also just the four of us should be fine on at least this map, considering the narrow path. ))
Imban: (( Why is umb-a-gone though, that I wonder ))
Serra: (( We only need one defender to bottleneck the whole path. ))
Osaou: (( AND THEN THIS THING IS USELESS ))
Serra: (( (And yes I know of the drake, but he looks easily disposable.) ))
Adric Kain: (( back ))
Imban: YOU look easily disposable! >
Serra: (( True! ;_; ))
Imban: So yeah I'll start in 10 minutes. Blah, I was hoping people would show up.
Adric Kain: (( People did show up ))
Serra: (( You've got one of every role! ))
Imban: (( True! ))
Threden has connected.
Adric Kain: (( HI UMB ))
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TACKLE!!
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
SWORD TACKLE!!
Attack = 29 vs. AC       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 4
Faiz: (( There we go~ ))
Threden: (( Oh, I should upload my edits to the macro for things like showing the crit roll and any other special roll in a power. ))
Imban: So Blaine is pounding salt and Regris is looking at the inside of his eyelids.
Imban: That's okay, we have 5.
Imban: Last time on SC4e, our heroes were told to go rescue the monks at the Monastery of the Sundered Chain. Unfortunately they seem to have already all been hacked by an army of orcs!
Imban: The heroes proceeded into the depths of the monastery, but have so far only found more corpses and more orcs. After their latest battle, they emerged in a large cavern, the bridge of Khazad-Dum leading down towards its floor
Imban: Unfortunately it's also full of orcs.
Threden: (( There's bloodthirsty orcs offshore ))
Imban: Given that some of them are right in front of you, you should probably roll initiative.
Faiz:
Initiative = 22       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 2
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Let's & Go! => 18 + 1 = 19
* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 16 + 2 = 18
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 WARDEN FIGHT READY GO => 5 + 3 = 8
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 INITIAZING => 2 + 1 = 3
Adric Kain: (( Happy Birthday Tilus. I gave you my Initiative ))
Serra: (( XD thanks~ ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 Scarred Chumpion => 6 + 2 = 8
Threden: (( Scared Chumpion. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Spiretop Drake => 8 + 6 = 14
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 Archer 1 => 9 + 2 = 11
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 Archer 1 => 5 + 2 = 7
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 Archer 1 => 19 + 2 = 21
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump 1 => 20
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump 2 => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump => 8
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump 4 => 20
Azar Macan: (( great rolls, chumps ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: STAIRS... HM.
Imban: (( As a note, each stairs square takes 2 spaces. ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, I'd thought about that right after I did that, haha. ))
Imban: (( since difficult terrain. ))
Adric Kain: (( So half this fight will be us wandering down the stairs ))
Faiz: (( SUPER-DEFEND is just a standard, right? ))
Serra: (( Nah, we can pick off the distant enemies. ))
Azar Macan: (( HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN MY PACT BOON MIGHT BE USEFUL? ))
Serra: (( Or at least I can. ))
Azar Macan: (( since 'lol teleport 3 squares' wait no ))
Azar Macan: (( fuck that's the same amount I can move ))
Imban: (( ))
Adric Kain: (( I don't have any 11 square powers ))
Threden: (( It's still free movement. ))
Azar Macan: (( well unless I get a giant amount of chained curses ))
Adric Kain: (( Though I guess we cna hit the bolt throwers ))
Serra: (( I can plunk the drudges with my AOE. ))
Faiz: (( WELL THERE ISN'T MUCH I CAN DO HERE SO ))
Azar Macan: (( the drake's probably going to come to us ))
Imban: (( and yes, defend is a standard, +2 all defenses ))
Faiz: (( Yeah that. ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 3: The orc bolt thrower raises her giant crossbow and shoots 555 with it!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Twang vs. AC => 9 + 8 = 17
Azar Macan: (( Hm, Fleed? You still have your daily form up? since you have the resist 3 still listed... ))
Faiz: (( I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT IT DIDN'T SAVE CORRECTLY BECAUSE FUCK YOU PLAYER ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 3: She then spends a move action reloading it.
Serra has received initiative.
* Serra looks waaaaaaaaay down at the flying drake. She doesn't particularly like the fact that the thing can cheat and fly its' way up here directly, so she decides to give it a bit of a headache.
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Spiretop Drake, vs Will => 8 + 6 = 14
* Tilus rolls: 2d10+4 Damage, takes a -3 penalty to all defenses until the end of my next turn => 4 + 4 = 8
Serra: (( ...Really? ))
Spiretop Drake: Spiretop Drake loses 8 hit points.
Serra: (( ...Done ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: Hm, they're not going to get at us anytime soon, are they?
Threden: (( Not likely. The drake, though. ))
Azar Macan: (( ...uh, what the *hell* would the cloest enemy to me be? ))
Serra: (( The drake ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 3: (( drake ))
Azar Macan: (( ahh, okay. good. ))
Threden: (( You can use the distance calculator. ))
* Azar Macan looks at the Drake
Azar Macan: I don't like you much either!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 11 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5
Spiretop Drake: Spiretop Drake loses 8 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 3
Spiretop Drake: Spiretop Drake loses 3 hit points.
Threden: (( Does that proc OA? ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 The spiretop drake hits Threden with a flyby attack! => 9 + 6 = 15
Faiz: (( Yeah, you jerks deal with that one. I'm gonna go see how many crossbows I can stuff in my face. ))
Imban: (( Nope! ))
Azar Macan: (( JERKS ))
Threden: (( Jerkban ))
Faiz: (( So. GENTLEMEN. If you'll excuse me~ ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 1: The bolt thrower lowers her crossbow and fires at Osaou!
Threden: (( Because it was flying, or what? ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 1: (( Flyby Attack special attac ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. AC => 18 + 8 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 12 + 2 = 14
Osaou: Osaou loses 14 hit points.
Osaou: Ra-rar...
Imban: (( And Kuro needs to make a saving throw! ))
Osaou: (( what, really. ))
* Azar rolls: 1d20 => 7
* Imban rolls: 4d10 => 28
Osaou: Osaou loses 28 hit points.
Osaou: (( explain, plz. ))
Serra: "Noooooooo! Not the eaglesharkpanther!"
Imban: The giant crossbow bolt slams Osaou off the ledge to its death!
Azar Macan: Actually, it's not dead.
Imban: (( Oh?! ))
Adric Kain: (( Companions are immortal ))
* Faiz looks over the stairs. "SURE LOOKS DEAD."
Azar Macan: It'll just...go back to the feywild.
Adric Kain: (( It comes back next time we rest basically ))
Imban: (( Oh well. Okay. ))
Imban: (( Still LOOKS dead! ))
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: That sure as hell looked fatal.
Faiz: (( "SO THAT ACTUALLY TARGETED AZAR, NOT--" ))
Azar Macan: (( it basically automagically teleport backs if it's about to die ))
Imban: (( Oh then it's just over there. In the Feywild. ))
Threden: STATEMENT: Will avenge fallen « Creature Type Unknown = Invalid expression: Creature Type Unknown. »
Faiz: (( Punching salt. ))
Adric Kain: (( I imagine other companions have more retarded ones ))
Threden: (( Ok, that's perfect. ))
Azar Macan: (( still sure some bullshit. ))
Adric Kain: (( That really is. ))
Serra: (( Aaaaaaactually...! ))
Serra: (( Ufufufu~ ))
Adric Kain: (( Perfect I mean ))
Threden: (( Total defense action. ))
Azar Macan: (( yeah, the animal master one? if it dies? doesn't get it back until the end of the goddamn current adventure until level 5 ))
Imban: The scarred champion moves up and total defends because he's slow.
Azar Macan: (( also is this really that high up? ))
Adric Kain: (( 40 feet ))
Azar Macan: (( there's no height indicator on the dark part there. ))
Imban: (( that's what the -40 feet is for. ))
Azar Macan: (( ....SHOULDN' ))
Imban: (( generally you'll take 4d10 if you fall at any point. ))
Azar Macan: (( SHOULDN'T THEY HAVE PUT IT ON THE PART THEN? :| ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: The bolt thrower shoots a giant crossbow bolt at Adric!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. AC => 15 + 8 = 23
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
Adric Kain: Adric Kain loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( also just when we thought this part of the campaign is fine it throws this bullshit at us. wowwww. ))
Serra: (( Don't worry Azar. ))
Serra: (( Ufufufufu~. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Ow.
Azar Macan: (( like, this sure is setup to total party ko reallllyyy easily. :| ))
Serra: (( Ufufufufufu~. ))
Imban: (( I actually find a TPK here super unlikely. Someone dying, though, yes. ))
* Adric Kain moves up, plays the flute at Bolt thrower 2
Imban: (( Since after one person goes flying off a ledge, the players are SUPER not going to let that happen again! ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 26 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 5 hit points.
Faiz has received initiative.
Threden: (( You sure you wanted #2? You could actually push #3. ))
Faiz: (( T-that's the best place you can-- well. ))
Imban: (( I... guess you can push the one that can't fly off a ledge because of it... ))
* Faiz rumbles. "GETTING A LOT MORE ANNOYING, NOW..."
Adric Kain: (( I meant to say 3 but Imban already subtracted the damage by the time I realized it ))
Adric Kain: (( So meh ))
Faiz: (( Just a moment. ))
Azar Macan: Oh, also:
Azar Macan: (( ooc that ))
Azar Macan: (( If you die or your companion drops below 1 hit point, it retreats back into the Feywild. If that occurs, you can use one of these two ways to call it back. Minor Action: You lose a healing surge, and your companion appears in the nearest unoccupied space, with hit points equal to your healing surge value. ))
Imban: (( aha ))
Azar Macan: (( may useful. ))
Adric Kain: (( Not really. It would just get shot and die again ))
Azar Macan: (( and during a rest I can spend a surge and it'll come back with full ))
Azar Macan: (( yeah I'm not calling it back *now* ))
Azar Macan: (( but it's there ))
Imban: (( So what is 555 doing~ ))
Faiz:
EXCEED CHARGE • Standard Action • Personal
HMMF.
Effect: +2 to all defenses until the beginning of your next turn.
Imban: The bolt thrower shoots at 555 again.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. AC => 15 + 8 = 23
Azar Macan: (( see, look ))
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
Faiz: Faiz loses 11 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( those things have WAY too much attack bonus. ))
Imban: (( Hey Faiz make a saving throw! ))
Adric Kain: (( Kuro, one of these days I'm gonna make you run a Gygax module ))
Faiz: (( WE actually have more bonus than they do. ))
Faiz:
Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 19       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 0
Faiz: (( OH COME ON ))
Imban: Faiz is knocked prone by a giant crossbow bolt!
Azar Macan: (( yeah, but then it's like a 50% chance we fall off a ledge and DIE. ))
Blaine has connected.
Adric Kain: (( HI BLAINE ))
Azar Macan: (( HEY BLAINE ))
Orc Drudge 1: Gruu?
Serra: (( Hi, Blaine! ))
Azar Macan: (( roll for init when you can ))
Adric Kain: (( The Crossbow guys are fuckers and knock you off ledges. Watch out ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 charge and whap 555 => 16 + 12 = 28
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( +12 WHAT. ))
Orc Drudge 1: (( +9 +1 charge +2 CA ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Azar Macan: (( owww. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Forge: (( God that took forever, I really want to punch things. ))
Adric Kain: (( Yay ))
Forge: (( Did we start on time, because this seems like not a lot of progress for an hour ))
Orc Drudge 1: (( Not really no ))
Azar Macan: (( we waited around a bit for people to show up ))
Imban: (( Serra should do sooomething. ))
Adric Kain: (( We started at like 2:30 ))
Adric Kain: (( or 5:30 ))
Serra: (( Great, I guess this is my best position. ))
Forge: (( OH GOD DID OSAOU DIE ))
Serra: "So THAT'S the way you're going to fight. Very well then! Two can play this game!"
Adric Kain: (( Yes ))
Adric Kain: (( That's how we found out the crossbow guys are fuckers and knock you off the ledge ))
Adric Kain: (( But he'll be back later because companions are immortal ))
Faiz: (( If Faiz dies from this I am immediately fucking rolling up Daiya by the way because FUCK THESE GUYS. ))
* Serra uses Dimensional Scramble -> Between Bolt Throwers 3 and 4.
Imban: (( ...bolt throwers 3 and 4? ))
Serra: (( Between Bolt 3 and Drudge 4, rather. ))
Imban: (( Ok! ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 To hit, vs Fort => 18 + 6 = 24
Azar Macan: (( yeah, he's not worth summoning back with them still around ))
Faiz: (( Also COME ON, BUILDER. FUCKING LOAD ALREADY. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage @ Bolt Thrower 3, save vs falling off a cliff. Drudge 4 dies and is thrown off a cliff. => 4 + 4 = 8
Azar Macan: (( kill firefox? ))
Orc Drudge 4: Orc Drudge 4 loses 8 hit points.
Orc Bolt Thrower 3: Orc Bolt Thrower 3 loses 8 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 18
Forge: (( So how do you make them save vs thrown off a cliff ))
Imban: (( some sort of push effect ))
Imban: (( assumedly ))
Azar Macan: (( that attack teleports them ))
Forge: (( Aha ))
Imban: (( oh, teleportation off a cliff ))
Serra: (( Dimensional Scramble is a burst 1 which teleports targets outside the burst. ))
Imban: (( well, that works too ))
Azar Macan: (( 1d6 + INT mod damage, and you teleport the target to a square adjacent to the burst ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( can you even save vs that? ))
Threden: (( If it's a teleport, do you even save? ))
Imban: (( you always get a save versus being flung into hostile terrain. ))
Imban: (( by anything. ))
Imban: (( Though I think it just mentions forced movement, which teleportation isn't explicitly. But there's also errata against teleporting people into invalid squares... ))
Threden: (( That's actually pretty nice of them. ))
Imban: (( So I'm just going to let it have a save. ))
Azar Macan: (( deciding... ))
Azar Macan: (( tch, just outside of curse cube space. ))
Imban: Serra uses the portal gun to remove some goblins from the narrow path.
* Azar Macan focuses energy in his hand and looks over at the bolt thrower laying down!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 19 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5
Orc Bolt Thrower 3: Orc Bolt Thrower 3 loses 7 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( hrmph. rolling kinda low. ))
Azar Macan: (( goddamn that's one less than before. stupid d10s. ))
Imban: (( Oh, actually it moves one to the right of that final space, sine otherwise Adric AoOs it. Not that it'd matter much. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 vs. Azar's AC though => 10 + 6 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 7 hit points.
Imban: The spiretop drake wings by and claws at Azar!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Shoot Azar => 8 + 8 = 16
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 12 + 2 = 14
Azar Macan: ...Hrmph. With this and those swarms from rivenroar...is making me hate drakes.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 14 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( : ))
Forge has received initiative.
Imban: Azar takes a giant crossbow bolt to the face!
Forge: Hup!
Imban: (( By the way, Blaine ))
Imban: (( Those stairs? Difficult terrain ))
Imban: (( Just saying ))
Azar Macan: (( by the way. stairs take 2 squares of movement. ))
Forge: (( I hate everything. ))
Azar Macan: (( yeah this is a stupid as fuck section. ))
Azar Macan: (( after we thought it'd be nic e. ))
Azar Macan: (( seriously, who the hell designed this. THREE EASY ENCOUNTERS! OH BOY SHITTY STAIR SECTION ))
Forge: (( Using Steel Wind for the +2 to move and that's it. ))
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( Attacking Dunce 1 ))
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 10 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Faiz: (( Back shortly. ))
Imban: The chumpion advances defensively. Again.
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: The orc fires her bow at 3den!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Bang => 12 + 8 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d12+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
Threden: Threden loses 11 hit points.
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: (( saaaave or suuuuck ))
Azar Macan: (( man Imban look at this shit. these assholes are super accurate. :| ))
* Threden rolls: ROBOT SAVE => Invalid expression: ROBOT SAVE.
* Threden rolls: ROBOT SAVE => Invalid expression: ROBOT SAVE.
Threden: (( Hi ))
Adric Kain: (( Kuuuuuro, stop bitching and just kill them ))
Imban: (( ROBOT SAVES ARE ILLEGAL ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20 => 3
Faiz: (( sigh ))
* Imban rolls: 4d10 => 20
Threden: Threden loses 20 hit points.
Serra: (( At least Threden doesn't die from it. ))
Imban: Threden falls off a ledge.
Threden: (( So now I just walk down the hill, right? ))
Imban: (( I have no idea, really... ))
Imban: (( Sure. ))
Forge: (( Each drop is 20 feet ))
Adric Kain: (( 40 ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Imban: (( Either that, 3den, or you can spend a standard action climbing back up. ))
Forge: (( 40 then. I don't think you can walk down it. ))
Imban: (( With an... the appropriate check. Which I think is Athletics? ))
Threden: (( It's a gradual hill. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at Bolt thrower 3 this time
Azar Macan: (( y'know, if it's 40 feet down it should be less damage the farther you're along the path but that's just me. ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 23 vs. Will       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Orc Bolt Thrower 3: Orc Bolt Thrower 3 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( He gets to save now ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee => 4
* Imban rolls: 4d10 => 24
Adric Kain: (( ACTION POINT ))
Orc Bolt Thrower 3: Orc Bolt Thrower 3 loses 24 hit points.
* Adric Kain plays the flute at Bolt Thrower 1
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Orc Bolt Thrower 1: Orc Bolt Thrower 1 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( He too gets to save ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 WHEE! => 10
Threden: (( I clearly can't get back up, so I might as well just take a leisurely stroll down the side instead~ ))
Adric Kain: (( Aww ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( Oh wait ))
Azar Macan: (( what does second wind do, again? healing surge and +2 to defenses? ))
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Adric Kain: (( That on Threden ))
Imban: (( yes, as a standard ))
Threden:
Warforged Resolve • Minor • N/A
You are an unstoppable engine of destruction. You do not let things such as 'damage' get in your way.
Effect: You gain 4 temporary HP, plus can make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If bloodied, you also recover 4 HP.
Imban: (( Man, 3den is out of the fight. I'm surprised you didn't do it to 555s. ))
Threden: (( Er ))
Threden: (( Not now. ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok if he doesn't want it, Faiz ))
Threden: (( I can still attack! At least once. ))
Faiz: (( I'm gonna FUCK YOU shift. ))
Imban: (( Well okay. ))
Imban: (( Then do it to 3den ))
Adric Kain: (( Also I was assuming the range guys could still shot him ))
Imban: (( they can, but are they really going to shoot a fighter-type who can't get to them? _ ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 16 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Well they shot him already! ))
Imban: (( maybe if you ALL DIE, but... ))
Imban: (( Anyway, 555! ))
Adric Kain: (( But yeah I was assuming Faiz wanted to transform ))
Imban: Also Lavos eats the dead dudes.
* Faiz picks himself up and rumbles. "FUCK ALL OF YOU!"
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: TIGER MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Faiz: (( And since we got an action point from this last fight... ))
Faiz:
EXCEED CHARGE MAXIMUM • Standard Action • Personal
HRUAH.
Effect: ACTION. Spend a healing surge. Additionally, gain +4 to AC and +2 to all other defenses until the beginning of your next turn.
Faiz:
ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Orc Drudge 1: Orc Drudge 1 loses 13 hit points.
Faiz: (( FUCK THAT GUY. ))
Imban: (( Go heal up ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, yeah. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 11 hit points.
Serra: "Oh, you think you're all safe there, you bow people way back in the back. Think again!"
Azar Macan: (( unless my rolls totally fail, I think I can murderate that damn drake. ))
* Serra Dimensional Scramble -> Bolt Thrower 1 and 2
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 To hit, vs Fort => 17 + 6 = 23
Forge: (( If I make it next to anything I'm going to wear it as a hat. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, both Bolt Throwers make a save vs teleported off the cliff => 4 + 4 = 8
Orc Bolt Thrower 1: Orc Bolt Thrower 1 loses 8 hit points.
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 8 hit points.
Imban: (( oh, wait, roll damage again ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Whee! => 3
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Whee! => 18
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Other damage => 5 + 4 = 9
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 1 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 4d10 => 20
Orc Bolt Thrower 1: Orc Bolt Thrower 1 loses 20 hit points.
Serra: "Don't think you're safe yet!"
* Serra ACTION POINT
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dimensional Scramble -> Last remaining bolt thrower, vs Fort => 17 + 6 = 23
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, save vs falling off a cliff => 5 + 4 = 9
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 9 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 20
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( hm, I could kill that asshole, actually. ))
Serra: (( Yeah, please do. ))
Adric Kain: (( You should, yeah ))
Azar Macan: Don't think you're safe yet!
* Azar Macan points at the last Bolt Thrower!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic
SCARY SHINY EYES
Attack = 8 vs. Will       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 7   Psychic       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.  
Faiz: (( Azar displaying his racial ability of voice-mimicry. ))
Azar Macan: (( OH FUCKING 1 AWAY ))
Forge: (( Guys he's safe yet ))
Imban: It's too busy clinging on to the edge to even SEE your eyes.
Serra: (( Have you action pointed yet? ))
Azar Macan: (( combat advantage for the asshole being prone, right? ))
Imban: (( actually, no, and it has +2 all defenses vs. you ))
Imban: (( prone is +2 defenses vs. ranged, CA vs. melee ))
Faiz: (( ...WHY ))
Azar Macan: (( whattt. ))
Imban: (( prone targets are harder to shoot, easier to hack ))
Faiz: (( Sigh~ ))
Azar Macan: (( :| ))
* Azar Macan ACTION POINT, ASSHOLE.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic
SCARY SHINY EYES
Attack = 14 vs. Will       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.  
Orc Bolt Thrower 2: Orc Bolt Thrower 2 loses 9 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( DRAKES ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 om nom nom azar => 18 + 6 = 24
Faiz: (( That ability is seriously not fair. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d6+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: YOU'RE NEXT, DRAKE.
Forge: (( Double move. ))
* Forge stands in the dead center of the lower landing, arms spread out. Come at me, Orcs.
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: (( COME AT ME, BRORC ))
Azar Macan: (( oh that drake. it's 1 away from 10 squares. that's like -...3 to hit? ))
Threden: (( So. Walking down the hillside. Difficult or not? ))
Imban: (( Naah, only at the edges ))
Adric Kain: (( I have to say, I like how this TOTALLY ignores the Z axis ))
Imban: (( if you have a 10/20 weapon or whatnot, it's -2 to hit I think ))
Imban: (( if your power is just "ranged 10" then it's impossible to attack ))
Azar Macan: (( :| ))
Serra: (( Implement powers are hardcapped at the listed range, yeah. ))
Azar Macan: (( also aren't these stairs blocking the way? ))
Adric Kain: (( So I wasn't kidding. One of these days I wanna drag Kuro through a Gygax module. ))
Imban: (( There's arches under them ))
Azar Macan: (( I know about them. I hear stories. :| ))
Threden: (( Uh, I was still calculating. ))
Orog Scarred Champion: The orog STOPS defending like a chump.
Orog Scarred Champion: (( Oh. Ooooops ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( You probably had to move action to un-prone, though, Umb? ))
Threden: (( I was prone? ))
Faiz: (( The fuck's he gonna do with his Standard? Hit someone? ))
Imban: (( yes, due to falling and hitting your everythin ))
Forge: (( That's what the blue is ))
Faiz: (( Double-move like a bos. ))
Threden: (( Well fine then. Also, I do have ranged attacks. ))
Faiz: (( Action Point. Also like a boss. ))
Orc Drudge 3: Raagh!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 hack 4ge => 2 + 10 = 12
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 hack 4ge => 12 + 10 = 22
* Forge sways to the side of the attack.
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Forge: (( Not of that one though. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( YOU BOBBED WHEN YOU SHOULD'VE WEAVED ))
Azar Macan: (( right into that one, more like ))
Adric Kain: You got the orcs down there?
Forge: I will turn their jaws into festive hats.
Threden: (( Hey, hey. If an ability says "Squares", does it ignore the physical distance? ))
Faiz: (( Just fry the champion's mind. ))
Imban: (( All abilities say squares... ))
Adric Kain: Fun.
Faiz: (( I'll quake the fodder because HATE. ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm not Serra ))
Faiz: (( MELT ITS FACE OFF WITH YOUR SWEET JAMS. ))
* Adric Kain plays the Flute at the Chumpion
Azar Macan: (( staggering note it off the edge, they mean. ))
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 17 vs. Will       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Orog Scarred Champion: Orog Scarred Champion loses 9 hit points.
* Imban eats the corpses. NOM NOM NOM
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain: You're a bit slow there. Maybe you need to lay off the dwarf meat. Your arse is almost too big to fit into this mountain.
Faiz: (( That... was less tooting and more jibing. ))
Adric Kain: (( Wait ))
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Imban: (( Oh ok ))
Adric Kain: (( That on Azar ))
Azar Macan: (( slide me one more over ))
Adric Kain: (( And moving down a step. ))
Adric Kain: (( Define which way ))
Adric Kain: (( Or move yourself yeah ))
Azar Macan: (( that way. ))
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 13 hit points.
* Faiz stomps right up to the landing, between the orc fodder. "EVERYONE DIES."
Azar Macan: The assist is appreciated!
Faiz: (( I don't care about OA, go for it. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 GO FOR IT YOU SAY? => 19 + 9 = 28
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Forge: (( He certainly did ))
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
HAHA!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Close Burst 1
IMPACT!!
Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.
Azar Macan: (( aw, I wanted to curse one and get down there easily. oh well. ))
Orc Drudge 2: Orc Drudge 2 loses 13 hit points.
Orc Drudge 3: Orc Drudge 3 loses 13 hit points.
Faiz: EVERYONE DIES.
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Oh, so you think you're all high and mighty, Mr. Flying Drake? Well, most of your comrades are gone, and now it's time I brought you back down to earth!"
Azar Macan: (( it's 11 squares away. unless you can attack more than that ))
Imban: (( Serra, it has Int 3. It responds by wanting to chew on you. ))
Imban: (( 10 + AoE, I figure ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dishearten (augment 2) @ Spiretop Drake, vs Will => 12 + 6 = 18
Serra: (( Yeah, AOE. ))
Faiz: (( Aw, man. Super Ass High Fortitude. My GLORIOUS PLAN will have to wait another day. ))
* Tilus rolls: 2d6+4 Damage, -3 to attack rolls and can't make OAs until the end of my next turn => 8 + 4 = 12
Spiretop Drake: Spiretop Drake loses 12 hit points.
Spiretop Drake: Squeak! x_x
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: VULCAN LEAP!
Serra: (( I'm pretty sure teleports ignore difficult terrain. ))
Azar Macan: (( it's still only 3 spaces. ))
Imban: (( They do, but yeah. Azar's go ))
Azar Macan: (( double move is...what actions does it take? ))
Imban: (( two move actions ))
Imban: (( that's what it is _ ))
Imban: (( just using move action twice ))
Forge: (( It takes your standard and makes it a move ))
Azar Macan: (( so no attacking, hmmm. ))
Azar Macan: (( and that's different from running? ))
Faiz: (( Run is just +2 to speed and... -something to AC/defenses? ))
Serra: (( You can plunk the chumpion from there. ))
Imban: (( running is a move at like speed +2 that makes your attacks this round terrible and gives you CA ))
Serra: (( Assuming you've got a ranged 10. ))
Azar Macan: (( I do. ))
Imban: (( yeah, you get +2 speed as a move, but you take -5 to attacks and grant CA to everyone ))
Imban: (( for Run ))
* Azar Macan looks over at the chumpion
Azar Macan: How do you feel to be the last one left to face the wrath of SUN VULCAN?!
Forge: (( Hit him with a Finish Buster, bitches killed yo friend ))
Adric Kain: He's feeling fat.
Orog Scarred Champion: So fat.
Azar Macan: (( that'sa daily and we can't rest much ))
Adric Kain: And he's probably adopted. Because his parents don't love him.
Orog Scarred Champion: And that is why I am a scared chump ;.;
* Azar Macan points a hand glowing with many small points of energy at the chump(ion)!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 26 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 6
Orog Scarred Champion: Orog Scarred Champion loses 15 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
Orog Scarred Champion: Orog Scarred Champion loses 1 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( :| ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Double move again ))
Faiz: (( Have fun tanking the orc! ))
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( HE wants to hit something. Let him hit something! ))
Forge: (( Oh if I hit him he's gonna be in a world of hurt. ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm sure he already is. Due to being fat and adopted. ))
Threden: (( How well can I see up there, Immy? ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( You can see him from most places, since he's at the edge. ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( I'd say he has cover if you're ))
Imban: (( though ))
Threden: (( I'm trying to use a Range: 5 power. ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( Oh, then just go for it. ))
Threden: Engaging target.
Threden:
Storm Throw • Standard - Ranged 5 • Weapon, Primal, Lightning
You toss your spear at a distant foe, using it as a lightning rod for the raw energy discharged from your reactor. The blast also causes the spear to return to you. Because magic.
Attack = 9 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 14   Thunder       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5     Special: 1     Critical: 0
Hit: You gain Resist 10 Lighting until the end of your next turn.
Effect: Your weapon returns to your hand.
Orog Scarred Champion: Sadly, your spear hits the edge of the stairs.
Threden: (( Oh, need to change that. It's vs Fort, not that it mattered. ))
Faiz: (( You have some pretty shitty luck with being Great Mazinger, Umb. ))
Faiz: (( Maybe it's because you're Gaiking instead. ))
Orog Scarred Champion: "You are NOTHING!"
Threden: (( Maybe. ))
Adric Kain: Says the walking whale.
Threden: TAUNT: Come down here and say that.
Orog Scarred Champion: The scarred champion is actually pointing at Forge!
Orog Scarred Champion: He rushes up to Forge and delivers a mighty whirlwind attack!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Winnowing Slash => 14 + 5 = 19
* Imban rolls: 2d10+1d10+5 => 8 + 6 + 5 = 19
Forge: Forge loses 19 hit points.
Serra: (( Holy. ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( 4ge, make a saving throw! ))
Faiz: (( I FUCKING KNEW IT ))
Adric Kain: (( Uh oh. ))
Forge: (( Sure why not, I was almost about to have a good time this evening. ))
Azar Macan: (( SERIOUSLY IS EVERYTHING HERE SUPOSSED TO THROW YOU OFF ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20 => 15
Adric Kain: (( Yes ))
Orog Scarred Champion: Forge is knocked to the ledge, but manages to grab a hold!
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Imban: (( prone, but not, you know, fvcked ))
Azar Macan: (( and that was with the -2 to attack rolls, right Imban? ))
Forge: (( Welp I guess I better think about my next character ))
Imban: (( yeah, dropped it from +7 to +5 ))
Adric Kain: (( It wouldn't matter anyway ))
Faiz: (( I got your back, I think. ))
Faiz: (( As the Great Roland would say: ))
Faiz: (( SWITCH WITH ME ))
Serra: (( Don't worry, we've all got chances to plunk this loser. ))
Azar Macan: (( Blaine there's like three/four people shooting at it before next turn ))
Threden: (( You won't die. I'll have you saved if it doesn't die this turn. ))
Serra: (( And both me and Adric have portal guns. ))
Adric Kain: (( Should I debuff the attack again or try to knock him off? ))
Azar Macan: (( I can do a -3 attack buff ))
Faiz: (( You can totally flipkick the stupid asshole and send me in front of him if it doesn't die by your turn. ))
Forge: (( Fleed I can't switch with you I'm prone ))
Threden: (( Go-go support defense. ))
Faiz: (( I'll run up and stand you up. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the Oorg!
Forge: (( Also that attack hits Fort ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 9 vs. Will       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Imban: (( ;.; ))
Adric Kain: (( Awww ))
Faiz: (( Doesn't swap-out occur regardless? ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( Yes but I'm pretty much guaranteed not to hit him ))
* Imban eats the dead! NOM!
Faiz: (( Doesn't matter. As long as I can get in front instead, really. ))
Adric Kain: (( Actually ))
Adric Kain: (( Rather than move ))
Adric Kain:
Moment of Escape • Move • Arcane
You distract your enemies with a quick refrain, giving your embattled ally a chance to get away
Effect: You Slide the target 4 Squares
Faiz: (( It's two, yeah. ))
Adric Kain: (( Would it be there, or one up? ))
Imban: (( there. ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok ))
Imban: (( Now it's 555's go, then ))
Adric Kain: (( Also Forge hasn't used his action point yet, right? ))
* Faiz stomps down the stairs and picks Forge up by the scruff of his gi, standing him up. "LET HUGE DEAL WITH HUGE."
Forge: (( I have one left ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh, you'll be fine then. Free move ))
Imban: (( Will get another after this fight. ))
Azar Macan: (( yeah, unless you used one last session we all have 2 ))
Faiz: (( And I have none~ ))
Forge: (( I did, that's why I said I have one left. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Threden: (( So Immy. If I stand next to Blaine there and use my spear's ability to hit one range further, would that be far enough to melee-basic this guy? ))
Imban: (( oh, right, Serra's turn. ))
Imban: (( Uh, sure. It's hilarious, but sure. ))
Imban: (( Z LEVELS WHAT ARE THOSE ))
Faiz: (( POKE YO' TOES, SUCKA ))
Threden: (( That's why it's extends! ))
Azar Macan: (( clearly he's sending his rocket punch arm up there to stab him ))
Threden: (( Oh man, that would be even better. ))
Serra: "Alright, you like pushing people off ledges too, I see. Have a dose of your own medicine!"
Threden: (( Since that's already Melee 2 ))
* Serra Dimensional Scramble -> The Orog
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 vs Fort => 11 + 6 = 17
Imban: (( no scrambled ledges for you ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
* Serra uses Adept's Insight (augment 1)
Imban: (( BZZT. You can't interrupt your own actions. ))
Serra: (( Oh, drat. Blah. ))
Azar Macan: (( uh, really? ))
Azar Macan: (( Free Action; Close burst 5 @ you or an ally who makes an attack roll, saving throw, or skill check ))
Imban: (( oh, it's a free action, not an immediate interrupt? ))
Imban: (( Then you can. ))
Azar Macan: (( yeah, Tilus likes saying interuppt. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 I add this much to my roll then. => 1 + 1 = 2
Imban: (( Roll for bad effects! ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, save vs AIIIEEEEE => 1 + 4 = 5
Orog Scarred Champion: Orog Scarred Champion loses 5 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d20 AIIIIIIEEEEEE => 2
Imban: (( Okay, drop him whereever ))
* Imban rolls: 4d10 => 21
Orog Scarred Champion: Orog Scarred Champion loses 21 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( no, on the side with umb in case he sur- ))
Azar Macan: (( damnit. ))
Threden: (( I can walk through ))
Orog Scarred Champion: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Orog Scarred Champion: He lands with a splat and recharges Winnowing Strike. Also, ow. You jerk.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( see, the problem is ))
Azar Macan: (( can I even shoot at him from here? ))
Adric Kain: (( Yes ))
Imban: (( yes, -2 for cover though ))
Azar Macan: (( if he was on Umb's side I would think ))
Faiz: (( I'd say he at least has some cover, yeah... ))
Azar Macan: (( TILUSSSSSS ))
Faiz: (( NICE JOB TILUS ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Serra: (( Will's his bad save though, you'll be fine. I hope. ))
Azar Macan: (( see us ranged people SUPER can't hit him ))
Azar Macan: (( we get minus to attack rolls for prone and cover. ))
Adric Kain: (( Stop bitching and just hit him ))
Azar Macan: Hrm...
Azar Macan: Let's see if this gets you!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~
Attack = 14 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5
Imban: (( no, not quite ))
Azar Macan: (( nnnooopppeeee. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( 4 away. :| ))
Serra: (( Yeah, that wouldn't have hit even if he were on the other side anyways. ))
Faiz: (( Hey Imban, out of curiosity. If you have an odd number of move how does that handle for difficult terrain? Still able to move into a square with the remainder? ))
Imban: (( I... let me look that up ))
Imban: (( nope, but you can use the remainder if you double move ))
Forge: (( I can't hit him so ))
Faiz: (( Balls. ))
Imban: (( You can groundpound from here ))
Imban: (( but okay ))
Forge: (( Not if I wanted to swap ))
Imban: (( Well that part is true. ))
Adric Kain: (( Action point ))
Forge: (( No because that's a waste ))
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( You realize the next time we extended rest we reset back to 1 anyway right? ))
Threden: Target fallen to equal level. Engaging.
Azar Macan: (( Umb go walk over and murder him please. ))
Forge: (( You realize we're not extended resting for a while yet right? ))
Threden: (( For simplicity's sake ))
Forge: (( If we have to keep rushing through this module, I'd like to not blow an action point to attack a guy who's likely gonna die soon ))
Imban: (( Gogo ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast Full Power • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Thunder
You rev your lighting power core to maximum, and ram your spear into the enemy, causing a massive shock-wave that batters any nearby foe as well.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 12   Thunder       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: Make a secondary attack that is a close blast 3.
Faiz: (( Sure would be cool if OUR CLERIC WERE HERE ))
Serra: (( LEGLESS~ ))
Imban: You still seem to be a bit shaken from your fall.
Imban: Try again later.
Azar Macan: (( MISS ONE SESSION: FORGET GAME EXISTS ;-; ))
Serra: (( And he's gonna kill me now once he sees the log. ))
Imban: The orog stands up and points at Threden.
Orog Scarred Champion: "You are NOTHING."
Azar Macan: HE'S VERY CLEARLY A ROBOT.
Faiz: (( NO, I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S SOMETHING. ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( Actually no. He points at Faiz with that. ))
Faiz: (( agh ))
Azar Macan: (( what is that, by the way? ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( basically just a curse ))
* Faiz looks over himself, then back down at the orc. "I'M PRETTY SURE I'M SOMETHING, REALLY."
Orog Scarred Champion: He then does another whirlwind attack!
Faiz: I MEAN I CAN'T EXIST IF I'M NOTHING, AND I TOTALLY EXIST.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 Hack Threden and Faiz down => 17 + 7 = 24
Serra: (( Oh no way. ))
Azar Macan: (( lol z-levels. :| ))
Faiz: (( Seriously? Twenty feet above him? ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( It... uh... ))
Faiz: (( Are you fucking kidding me? ))
Orog Scarred Champion: (( ...yeah I probably am. ))
Threden: (( A wizard did it. ))
Faiz: (( Because no, I'm calling absolute bullshit on that. ))
Adric Kain: (( It works both ways ))
* Imban rolls: 2d10+1d10+5 He only hits Umb because the alternative is 100% stupid => 6 + 7 + 5 = 18
Faiz: (( Unless his whirlwind attack ACTUALLY SUMMONS A GODDAMN TORNADO I am refusing to believe that happened. ))
Threden: Threden loses 18 hit points.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Faiz: (( However I'm gonna try and get my own by the same device. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute at the Oorg
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 10 vs. Will       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Imban: (( Technically, official 4e errata says that all AoE powers have infinite Z reach. Which is a bit retarded ))
Imban: (( So I'm ignoring that ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Adric Kain: Hmmm. Must be some dust in it.
Faiz: (( Being Super Earth Guy and given the nature of my Close Bursts - with Lancing Quake in particular being "ROCK SPEAR SHOOTS UP, EVERYONE DIES," would it be feasible to shove a mountain up his ass from here despite my aforementioned "NO, FUCK YOU" to what he just did? ))
Imban: (( Sure ))
Imban: (( Especially if it's THE GROUND HATES YOU ))
Faiz: (( GOOD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING ))
Threden: (( Do a Death From Above jump onto him, Fleed. ))
Faiz: (( --does that get any bonus really ))
Adric Kain: (( Threden is the Dragoon though ))
Imban: (( Sure. +2 to hit, and you take 4d10 damage if you miss. ))
Faiz: (( SPIRE OF IRE IT IS ))
Azar Macan: (( I'd say noooo ))
Serra: (( Nooooooooooo~ ))
* Faiz reaches up and punches the ground.
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
HEY, YOU! FUCK YOU!
Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Serra: (( Yeah don't do it. No sense in losing you just as we have this battle under control. ))
Imban: (( (Or rather, I should probably phrase that as "you DON'T take 4d10 damage if you hit", but yeah ))
Orog Scarred Champion: Orog Scarred Champion loses 14 hit points.
Faiz: (( He's dead. Shift bonus. ))
Orog Scarred Champion: Orog Scarred Champion loses 3 hit points.
Imban: All of the enemies are dead!
* Azar Macan teleports. FUCK STAIRS.
Imban: The party probably swears to themselves to never look at stairs again. They've heard of a god named Yuki that would agree with them on that...
Serra: "Well, that was a surprisingly worrisome battle considering how simple everything looked. But thank goodness that's over with."
Threden: (( And now Threden walks down to meet Lavos. ))
Adric Kain: Well...let's all meet up at the bottom and rest a bit.
Faiz: REMIND ME TO ONE DAY COLLAPSE THESE STAIRS IN ABSOLUTE FURY.
Serra: "Right~"
Imban: "Uh."
Forge: (( (Forgecis) I hate stairs. ))
Imban: "Look over there, it's a distraction."
Adric Kain: Do it when we get back up.
Threden: REACTION: Where?
Imban: Lavos points to a hole in the cavern wall with light coming out of it, like that of a fire!
Imban: ...it then burrows away quickly.
Faiz: (( Bust out the tunes 'cause it's HEALING SURGE TIME ))
Adric Kain: (( And brb real fast. Playing magic healing song and stuff ))
Forge: (( Still +4? ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 32 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 13 hit points.
* Azar Macan concentrates, and....
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 42 hit points.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Serra: "Yay, the eaglesharkpanther is back!"
Osaou: MA-RRAAAA ;-;
* Osaou hugs Azar
Forge: Forge loses 14 hit points.
Forge: (( gah ))
* Faiz kicks at the ground a bit and huffs, turning his head. "WHAT A..."
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 28 hit points.
Azar Macan: We killed the horrible things by making them fall off the ground. also I murdered the one that killed you. I think?
Forge: (( Healing Surges: 6/9 ))
Faiz: (( I'll be back in a couple minutes. ))
Imban: (( Setting up the next map, please wait a minute. ))
Adric Kain: (( Back ))
Faiz: (( N'arright. ))
Imban: The cavern pointed out by the strange spiky monster seems to have some light and noises coming from it!
Imban: (( Move to Monastery: Chamber of Works ))
Serra: (( INFINITE CHAMBER WORKS? ))
Azar Macan: (( where do we start? ))
Azar Macan: (( THE LAVA? ))
Imban: (( bottom ))
Imban: A fearsome blaze rages on one side of this natural cavern, making silhouettes of the orcs gathered here. They seem intent on something on the opposite side of the room, where you can hear grunts and shouts above the roar of the flame.
Imban: Basically all of you spot a dwarf being beaten by a hulking orog warrior.
Adric Kain: Let's lure them into the lava this time.
Faiz: CAN DO!!
Imban: Faiz, Adric, and Forge hear the orog demand in broken Common that the dwarf open the tunnel.
Imban: The same three also notice that the raging fire is spreading slowly.
Forge: (( And that's why I didn't use my action point, fucking look at Og there. ))
Threden: (( You can only use one AP per encounter, though. ))
Forge: (( I only HAVE one ))
Threden: (( You have two. ))
Adric Kain: (( You have two now. ))
* Osaou is dumb and thus just tilts is head at the ongoings
Faiz: (( HORUDO UP ))
Faiz: (( Ergris is back~ ))
Adric Kain: Well, looks like we have to rescue the Paladin
Kalad the Paladin: Kalad the Paladin loses 0 hit points.
Regris has connected.
Imban: (( Proper map is Monastery: Chamber of Works ))
Regris: (( Yarr. ))
Og: "Unseal the tunnel. NOW."
Serra: (( Hi! ))
Adric Kain: (( HELLO! ))
Osaou: (( GREETINGS ))
Forge: (( I AM FORGESTAV, SORCEROR OF PUNCHING ))
Faiz: (( WHAT HO, MUSCLE WIZARD? ))
Faiz: (( MIGHT YOU CAST US A SPELL?? ))
Forge: (( Of course! I CAST FIST! ))
Forge: (( I really wish I knew how Muscle Wizard worked ))
Regris: (( Someone's at the door one second. ))
Faiz: (( I wish I knew where Muscle Wizard actually CAME FROM ))
Imban: Lavos demands that people initiate.
Faiz:
Initiative = 8       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 2
Faiz: (( Oh hi again Tilusroll. ))
Azar Macan: (( but regrisss ))
Forge: (( I know he put in an appearance in a side game for the D&D LP thread ))
* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 3 + 2 = 5
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED => 4 + 1 = 5
* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 INITIATIVE BE BETTER THAN LAST TIME => 3 + 1 = 4
* Blaine rolls: 1d20+5 => 13 + 5 = 18
* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 Robot Riot. => 11 + 3 = 14
Azar Macan: (( EVERYBODY IS TILUS ))
Adric Kain: (( Well...that's better than last time. ))
Serra: (( ;_; ))
Faiz: (( Man. ))
Faiz: (( I uh... I call a mulligan. ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+1 Init => 1 + 1 = 2
Forge: (( You're a robot full of sand, you don't get mulligans ))
Wolfsbane: (( lol ))
Adric Kain: (( Sorry, that's the OTHER WotC game with spells and wizards and monsters. ))
Imban: (( Regris you are on the wrong map ))
Adric Kain: (( Duel Masters ))
Imban: (( I can't add you to init unless you are on teh right map ))
* Wolfsbane stretches as she rubs her eyes sleepily, "I heard the sound of *yawn* imminent slaughter."
Imban: (( (You should be on Monastery: Chamber of Works) ))
Wolfsbane: (( how what ))
Wolfsbane: (( How the hell do I do that ))
Forge: (( Cut your pog, Select Map in the upper right, paste ))
Azar Macan: (( also remember to update your stats for level 3 ))
Imban: (( I should start hiding old maps so that people don't end up on them for goofy reasons. I think I'll do that for next session. ))
Adric Kain: (( GOOD ))
Wolfsbane: (( Hm I see... Quick Map and Fog of vision on that ))
Adric Kain: (( But keep Nom Noms and Heroes. ))
Imban: (( upper right corner ))
Imban: (( select map ))
Forge: (( Especially since we're never going back to Rivenroar ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh ok ))
Wolfsbane: (( Aha ))
Wolfsbane: (( It's taking its sweet time loading... ))
Threden: (( OR ARE WE?! ))
Imban: (( roll1d20+5 Og initiates ))
Adric Kain: (( It goes that ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Og initiates => 6 + 5 = 11
Azar Macan: (( blame imban connections ))
Adric Kain: (( does that even ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Berserker initiates => 2 + 3 = 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 Berserker initiates => 14 + 3 = 17
Regris is disconnected.
Regris is disconnected.
Regris has connected.
Serra: (( nooooo regris ))
Serra: (( Oh good ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Eye of Gruumsh initiates => 1 + 6 = 7
Threden: (( YOU KILLED HIM ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump initiates => 10
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump initiates => 13
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump initiates => 2
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump initiates => 5
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump initiates => 15
* Imban rolls: 1d20 Chump initiates => 7
Azar Macan: (( regris froze ))
Forge has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( I blame all the rolling ))
Regris is disconnected.
Imban: (( oh dear :/ ))
Regris has connected.
Regris: (( Oh, are we working!? ))
Imban: (( MAYBE ))
Serra: (( No, we're Working`!!. ))
Azar Macan: (( hiii ))
Faiz: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Azar Macan: (( aw, serra's. I would be funny since I got knocked the fuck about and you somehow didn't wake up from that. ))
Imban: (( Anyway, yeah. Go time, with 4ge! ))
Wolfsbane: "Sleeping. Where else would I be? I heard some imminent slaughter though so I woke right up~"
Faiz: ...FAIR ENOUGH.
Adric Kain: There's lava.
Adric Kain: And there's guys to throw into the lava.
Adric Kain: I'm just saying.
Serra: "As if all the previous slaughtering we did didn't wake you up."
Faiz: I AM THE MAXIMUM LAVA THROW-INTO-ER.
Wolfsbane: "Mmm, burning. What are they, orcs? I do prefer mine well-done."
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5
Orc Drudge 4: Orc Drudge 4 loses 7 hit points.
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Don't go down without a fight!"
Serra: "Yep, orcs of all shapes and sizes."
* Forge shoves his fist through the Drudge's skull, and rips a chunk out.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Death Strike! => 4 + 9 = 13
Orc Drudge 4: Even without its skull, the orc lunges at Forge with its club!
Faiz: (( Oh what. What. What. ))
Azar Macan: We've been fighting lots, but the only ones that gave us trouble where ones with giant crossbows on stairs.
Adric Kain: It was more the stairs themselves
Faiz: (( Stupid controller. ))
Adric Kain: Apparently the architects never heard of hand rails.
Azar Macan: Well, they had GIANT crossbow bolts...
Orc Berserker 2: RAAAAAAAGH!
* Forge pushes the body to the side and throws the chunk to the floor, not amused with this shit.
Wolfsbane: "Stairs? Had a friend who swore stairs were her greatest enemy. Of course, she was my size. And didn't have wings."
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. AC, hack 4ge => 7 + 9 = 16
Faiz: DO NOT EVER MENTION THAT PLACE AGAIN.
Orc Drudge 5: Raagh!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 hack Faiz => 14 + 10 = 24
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Adric Kain: You realize we'll eventually have to walk back up them, right?
Faiz: RAAGH YOURSELF! I'LL TEAR YOU IN HALF, I WILL!
Threden: Engaging.
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 11   Lightning       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Forge: (( Oh shit, I know what I should have done on my turn. I'll do it next turn, since it wouldn't have changed anything from my last turn. ))
Orc Drudge 2: Raaagh!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Club Forge => 11 + 10 = 21
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Og: "Hmph. You stay here and bleed. I will kill your 'rescuers'."
Adric Kain: Airquotes? Really?
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Raaagh?! => 12 + 10 = 22
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: GET OUT OF MY DAMN WAY!
Faiz:
Sand Storm • Free Action • Illusion • Personal
INVISIBLE!!
Trigger: You start a charge.
Effect: You are invisible until the end of the current turn.
Faiz:
Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon • Melee Weapon
PUNCH YOU!! WITH SWORDS!!
Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 4
Faiz: (( WELL THAT HELPED OUT ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: The orc stares at Threden with its missing eye!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Will => 8 + 8 = 16
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Threden feels the grip of fear on its robotic heart!
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: (( -4 AC, save ends ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Gruumsh, crush them!
Imban: (( Chaos Hammer, right here ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Reflex vs. 3/4/5 => 16 + 8 = 24
* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 5 => 7 + 3 = 10
* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 3 => 7 + 3 = 10
* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 4 => 8 + 3 = 11
Faiz: Faiz loses 10 hit points.
Serra: (( You count the hits, three, four, and five ;_; ))
Threden: Threden loses 10 hit points.
Forge: Forge loses 11 hit points.
Faiz: (( sigh ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: All of them are knocked prone by Gruumsh's wrath!
Orc Drudge 6: Raagh!
Wolfsbane: (( eesh ))
Faiz: (( We can't get DOUBLE CA for being prone+flanked, can we? ))
Azar Macan: (( the crossbow bolts also knocked you prone if you didn't manage to fall. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 attack 3den => 14 + 12 = 26
Adric Kain: (( No ))
Serra: (( There is no double CA. ))
Threden: Threden loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Faiz: (( Didn't think so, but wanted to make sure. ))
Serra: (( CA is CA is CA no matter how many times you're CAed. ))
Azar Macan: (( what action is 'pick someone back up'? ))
Faiz: (( Standard. ))
Faiz: (( That we've established. ))
Azar Macan: (( Hrmf. I could help two of you up, or kill one dude and curse everything. ))
Adric Kain: (( Less dudes hitting us would be good ))
Serra: (( Kill one dude and curse everything. ))
Azar Macan: (( er, wait, no. have to command it to pick up. ))
Faiz: (( Technically I don't think we even CAN do it, legally, but ever since that time I went "Hey, is this feasible?" we just worked on that assumption. ))
Wolfsbane: (( GO for the killing. ))
Orc Drudge 6: (( yeah, it's not a legal move but I let people do it as standard ))
Imban: (( Also that was me, not the orc. ))
Threden: (( We don't need to be pulled up now anyway. ))
Forge: (( Getting up is a move, and we're all in enemy fighting range anyway ))
* Azar Macan points at the 6th of many grunts!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic
SCARY SHINY EYES
Attack = 14 vs. Will       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.  
Orc Drudge 6: Orc Drudge 6 loses 6 hit points.
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Don't give up just because his eyes are shiny!"
Orc Drudge 6: "Raagh!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+11 smack 4ge => 9 + 11 = 20
Forge: Forge loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( should I set the curses for you, Imban? ))
Forge: (( What the fuck seriously. ))
Wolfsbane: (( So I'm thinking that I'll be using my AoE heal today. ))
Azar Macan: (( the dudes below, too ))
Serra: (( I'm thinking that would be a good idea, yes ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Hi there, orcs in front! I wonder if you feel bad about your death being imminent?"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dishearten @ Drudge 1 and 5, vs Will => 16 + 6 = 22
Orc Drudge 1: Orc Drudge 1 loses 5 hit points.
Faiz: (( They feel awful about it. ))
Orc Drudge 5: Orc Drudge 5 loses 5 hit points.
Serra: (( Aaaaaand they die. ))
Imban: (( I dunno why I picked 5 damage, but eh ))
Serra: (( Wait I moved Adric up? ))
Adric Kain: (( AWESOME ))
Adric Kain: (( Do that again ))
Threden: (( Because Faiz ))
Serra: (( Yeah I should be there. ))
Orc Berserker 1: "Raagh!"
Faiz: (( QUESTION TIMES ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Hack Serra's bone => 20 + 9 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d12+17 => 4 + 17 = 21
Serra: (( Hackack ))
Serra: Serra loses 21 hit points.
Faiz: (( Could I, technically, use my Boost Spire ability to shift to stand back up if I'm prone~? ))
Serra: (( Eeeeeyooooow. ))
Orc Berserker 1: (( No. In fact you can't use it while prone ))
Faiz: (( Aww. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Serra: "Eeeeeeyaaaaaaahhhh~!!"
Azar Macan: (( IT'S THE DRAKE SWARM ALL OVER AGAIN EXCEPT NOT AS BAD ))
Forge: Tell me the +17 is from him critting.
Faiz: (( "Not as bad." ))
Forge: (( Because if not then serra's dead. ))
Imban: (( it was max damage with a high crit weapon ))
Adric Kain: (( can they use basic melees while prone? ))
Serra: (( Move Zerker back and stick him onto Faiz. ))
Imban: (( you can use anything except movement at -2 while prone ))
Serra: (( Or Threden. ))
Imban: (( and maybe bows since that's dumb, I forget ))
Adric Kain: (( I was going to stick him onto Forge ))
Adric Kain: (( but yes ))
* Adric Kain plays Flute
Imban: (( (also you can teleport while prone, which auto-stands you, hilariously) ))
Adric Kain:
Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder
The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily.
Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.  
Adric Kain: (( That was at the zerker ))
Orc Berserker 1: Orc Berserker 1 loses 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Forge free attack ))
Threden: (( Also even if that 1d12 was maxed, Serra would have lived. ))
Forge:
Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Warforged Finger
Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 9
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Threden: (( Since it rolled 4, so it would have done 8 more to Serra's 11 remaining HP. ))
Adric Kain: (( And you can flurry one of the drudges if you want ))
Imban: (( Er, no, since that missed. ))
Forge: (( No I can't ))
Faiz: (( Yeah, that -2ed out. ))
Adric Kain: (( Oh, darn ))
Imban: (( Also I don't think he can flurry on YOUR turn ))
Imban: (( But maybe he can ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Forge: (( I can ))
Adric Kain: (( He's done it before ))
Threden: (( One per round I think it stated? ))
Imban: (( Oh ok then ))
Forge: (( I can Flurry once per round, as long as I hit someone ))
Azar Macan: Hi!
Wolfsbane: "Well hello there."
* Wolfsbane claps her hands as a flash of invigorating flame engulfs the party (Close Burst 5: All allies can use their healing surge, +4 HP)
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 16 hit points.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Faiz: (( Don't we also get bonus 1d6? ))
Imban: (( not for that one, likely ))
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 12 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( On my Healing Words but this is different. ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Tilus: "Whew, that was a lifesaver."
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
HAHA!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Azar Macan: (( WHOOPS IMPERSONATE OFF ))
Imban: (( That it or anything else coming down the pipe? ))
Faiz: (( (whopz) ))
Serra: (( Also Serra said that. Somehow I deimpersonated ))
Faiz: (( SLIP OF BUTAN ))
Wolfsbane: "I'll see that the flames of life burn strong with us, and fade in our enemies."
Wolfsbane: (( That's it. ))
Orc Drudge 3: Rrragh!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 hack Azar => 4 + 10 = 14
Orc Drudge 3: (( ...oh Azar. Such bad AC ))
Faiz: (( Sure would be nice if I were where Forge was right now, haha. ))
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Also all of my defenses are +2 since I'm using Azar for cover. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Forge: (( Standing back up ))
* Imban eats the dead.
Azar Macan: Hrmph. Orcs. Sun Vulcan will never shine upon you.
Faiz: (( CHOU THEM KYUUS, BROMAN ))
Serra: "Yeah, about now would be a good time to break out your daily.
Forge: I have had...
Serra: (( And why did that not go OOC ))
Azar Macan: (( stop failing, tilus. ))
Serra: (( I'm trying! ;_; ))
Serra: (( And failing! ;_; ))
* Forge rolls his sleeves up, bringing his arms in as spiritual flames erupt from his shoulders.
Forge:
Fighting Fury • Minor • Psionic, Stance
Ignition!
Effect: Until stance ends, all unarmed melee attacks do 2 extra damage.
Forge: ...enough of you foul lummoxes.
Forge: CHOU OUGI!
Adric Kain: Ooh, good line.
Forge: HISSATSU!
Forge: SHINKUU!
Forge: CHOUKYUU!
Forge: HAOH!
Forge: DEEEENEIIIIDAAAAAAAAN!!
Forge:
Spinning Leopard Maneuver • Standard • Implement, Psionic
Choukyuu Haou Deneidan
Attack = 24 vs. Ref       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5
Orc Drudge 2: Orc Drudge 2 loses 7 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( so 7 versus the drudge, roll some more ))
Orc Drudge 3: Orc Drudge 3 loses 7 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( isn't it a roll for every dude he hits? ))
* Blaine rolls: 2d6+7 => 7 + 7 = 14
Og: (( It is, but drudge ))
* Blaine rolls: 2d6+7 => 6 + 7 = 13
Orc Berserker 1: Orc Berserker 1 loses 14 hit points.
* Blaine rolls: 2d6+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 13 hit points.
Og: Og loses 10 hit points.
Og: "Hmph. I'm vaguely impressed that you managed to lay a hand upon me."
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Don't give up just because you died!"
Orc Drudge 3: "Raagh!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 Club Azar => 8 + 9 = 17
Azar Macan: Azar Macan loses 5 hit points.
Forge: I will lay my hands upon your soul, and rip it from your body, leaving a hole in the shape of Kord's smiling face.
Azar Macan: (( man, what is with those death attacks and always getting to hit. ))
Og: "A fat chance."
Forge: Watch me.
Orc Berserker 2: Rrragh!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 hack, hack, hack 3den's bone => 10 + 10 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d12+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
Threden: Threden loses 5 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Threden: (( Standing. ))
Imban: (( Save off the AC penalty first ))
Faiz: (( Dailies: smoke 'em if you got 'em. ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20 Font => 10
Serra: (( I will on Og. ))
Threden: Limiter... release.
Adric Kain: (( I'll turn him into a Regen factory sure ))
Threden:
Chill Limiter Release • Minor • N/A
You release the limiter on your connection with the primal elements, and infuse yourself with the power of ice. The extreme cold permeates the nearby area, making it difficult for enemies to maneuver.
Effect: Transform into a guardian form until the end of the encounter. While in this form, you gain a +1 bonus to AC and resist 5 cold. In addition, each square within 2 squares of you, wherever you move, is difficult terrain for your enemies. You may also use the Frigid Blast attack once this encounter.
Og: "What, do you think a little frost will bother me?"
Threden: (( Refreshing mark, as well. ))
Forge: (( Also I feel it bears saying I think we should dogpile the Eye of Gruumsh ))
Threden: (( Attacking 1 ))
Adric Kain: (( Yeah ))
Threden:
Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder
By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy.
Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Lightning       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).
Faiz: (( Oh I am going to have words the shit out of with that asshole. ))
Orc Berserker 1: Orc Berserker 1 loses 13 hit points.
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 4 hit points.
Og: "I'm sorry, I'm not going to let you do anything like that."
Og: Og steps over to the heroes and swings his bastard sword in a fearsome circle slash.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 vs. AC => 11 + 14 = 25
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 => 9 + 5 = 14
Faiz: (( siiigh ))
Forge: Forge loses 14 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Faiz: Faiz loses 6 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Threden: Threden loses 6 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 9 hit points.
Forge: (( I LIKE HOW I HAVE THE LOWEST HP AND TAKE THE GREATEST DAMAGE ))
Orc Berserker 2: Augh!
Threden: (( Forge caused the blade to swing slower ))
Og: Out of my way, useless worm.
Og: (( All of you -> marked ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: OUT OF YOUR WAY? OUT OF YOUR WAY?
Og: (( He said that to his "ally" ))
Og: (( (that he hacked) ))
Faiz: (( Taking that as a personal insult ANYWAY ))
* Faiz punches the ground, causing it to fly up and fling him upwards to stand back up! And upon landing... the megaquake.
Faiz:
Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone • Close Burst 1
EARTH WRENCH RIOT!!
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4
Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.
Faiz:
ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome • Personal
I'M NOT DONE YET!!
Effect: Gain another Standard Action.
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 8 hit points.
Faiz:
EX Damage = 14       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4
Forge: (( Ok now I'm going to just hear Faiz speaking in the Dr. Doom voice ))
Orc Berserker 1: Orc Berserker 1 loses 14 hit points.
* Faiz GAO
Faiz:
Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon • Personal
REV UP!!
Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.
Faiz:
Lancing Quake • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Close Burst 1
DOUBLE EXCEED!!
Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Targets cannot shift until the end of your next turn.
Forge: (( (Faiz) THE MEGAAAAAQUAAAAAAKE ))
Adric Kain: (( *Giant Kanji for GAO flashes in front of Faiz* ))
Faiz:
EX Damage = 13       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Og: Og crosses his arms and parries both of your attacks.
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 8 hit points.
Orc Berserker 1: Orc Berserker 1 loses 13 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( what the heck is ex damage from? ))
Og: (( 2nd hit ))
Threden: (( Another target ))
Azar Macan: (( ahhh. ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Og, tear that monk's life away!"
Og: "For Gruumsh!"
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: The eye glares at Forge!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Will => 13 + 8 = 21
Serra: (( Don't tell me it's a warlord. ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: (( -4 AC, save ends ))
Og: "And now!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 vs. Forge's AC => 17 + 12 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Forge: Forge loses 11 hit points.
Forge: (( Welp. ))
Azar Macan: (( he commands him to attack, really. |:| ))
Og: Og is healed and gains 10 hit points.
Og: "Hahaha."
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Serra: (( Really now. ))
Azar Macan: (( move over and fuck up the shaman, or try and murderate the berserkers? ))
Og: Og twirls his sword, seeming rejuvenated with Forge's mechanical blood!
Threden: (( You ranged dudes take care of the Eye. We'll handle the boss. ))
Forge: (( I don't fucking believe this. ))
Adric Kain: (( I'm going to try to impelling force the Shaman to them, but he's got a good fort ))
Og: (( Oh, by the way. ))
Faiz: (( hold up ))
Threden: (( We still have AoE for berserkers, and they've got shitty AC. ))
Faiz: (( HOLD UP ))
Og: (( Since he was marked, Faiz gets to interrupt him. ))
Faiz:
Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
INTERJECTION!!
Attack = 13 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4
Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target.
Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.
Og: "You wish."
Azar Macan: (( with vulcan rain and osaou it's very likely that I can kill both berserkes, sooo. ))
Og: Og bats Faiz's pathetic attack away!
Azar Macan: (( then again the eye will probably make them attack umb/fleed... ))
Azar Macan: (( but that's happen regardless... ))
Adric Kain: (( I'd suggest killing them if you can ))
Adric Kain: (( Less attacks coming at us = better ))
Faiz: (( At least take out the 7HP one. ))
Azar Macan: (( that'll not proc attacks, right? ))
Forge: (( So assuming I love that long does anyone object to me just going after the Eye? ))
Imban: (( that will provoke ))
Threden: (( When my turn comes up, I'm going to use my vs. AC AoE. ))
Forge: (( live ))
Azar Macan: (( hrmf, cave walls. ))
Adric Kain: (( You'll live that long and like I said I'm going to try pulling him to you. ))
Azar Macan: (( make the attack, Imban. *sigh& ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Oh man I take a penalty since marked... => 14 + 6 = 20
* Imban rolls: 1d12+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Faiz: (( OH LOOK THE PENALTY DID NOTHING HURR HURR HURR ))
Osaou: Osaou loses 8 hit points.
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Threden:
Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon
You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies.
Attack = 25 vs. Fort       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.
Orc Berserker 1: Orc Berserker 1 loses 8 hit points.
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Hmph."
Orc Berserker 1: "Raaaagh!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Hack Umb's back => 9 + 10 = 19
* Imban rolls: 1d12+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
Threden: Threden loses 17 hit points.
Threden: (( Nope ))
Orc Berserker 1: (( No? ))
Azar Macan: (( he has +1 ac ))
Forge: (( He transformed ))
Orc Berserker 1: (( Oh. ))
Faiz: (( FROST CASTLE ))
Orc Berserker 1: (( UNLISTED AC BONUSES *SHAKEFIST* ))
Forge: (( FACE OPEN ))
Azar Macan: (( unlike fleed umb doesn't update his stats ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 17 hit points.
Serra has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( HEY NO IMBAN ))
Threden: (( I clearly stated it when it activated! Also I wouldn't remember to remove it there anyway. ))
Azar Macan: (( I haven't even attacked yet ))
Orc Berserker 1: (( oh, derp ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Serra has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( that was just movement. :| ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
* Imban casts FIX CLUSTERFUCK
Imban: (( ok continue. ))
Azar Macan: Hmph. Dumb Berserker. how about...
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Fire • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Fire, Implement
CATCH THE SUN~
Attack = 23 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 13   Fire       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -3 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Azar Macan: (( +2, of course ))
Imban: (( on... the other berserker? ))
Azar Macan: (( the one that ISN'T DEAD. ))
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 15 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 2
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 2 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( ooo, almost. ))
Serra has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( now it's serra. ))
Faiz: (( I keep imagining Vulcan Fire and the daily basically being Stoner Sunshine, right down to the throwing animation. ))
Forge: (( His Daily is Finish Buster after the Wight fight ))
Serra: "Okay, Mr. One Eye Way Back In The Back. It's your turn now! Eat roaring headache!"
Azar Macan: (( well vulcan fire does cause the dude's face to spout FIRE ))
Faiz: (( The old one, then. ))
Azar Macan: (( "From the mystic energy of the Feywild, you draw a brilliant white flame and set it in your enemy’s mind and body. Rivulets of argent fire stream up into the air from his eyes, mouth, and hands; agony disrupts his very thoughts." AWESOME. ))
Faiz: (( Hahaha. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust (augment 1) @ Eye of Grummsh, vs Will => 10 + 6 = 16
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Augh!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage, -3 to Will until end of my next turn => 6 + 4 = 10
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 10 hit points.
Faiz: (( Well we kind of... embellish our abilities a bit anyhow. Hell, I managed to make my ARMOR ABILITY into an Earth Warden thing. ))
Threden: (( Because we're super robots. ))
Forge: (( Ahem. ))
Forge: (( Choukyuu Haoh Deneidan. ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( Can I do a Standard then Minor ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: (( Yes ))
Forge: (( Which has yet to miss ))
Serra: (( Yes ))
Wolfsbane: (( Awesome. ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: (( You can take your moves in any order ))
Threden: (( Yes, as I said. Super Robots. ))
Adric Kain: Forge, feel better!
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Faiz: (( "Happy Birthday to Forge, FEEL BETTER!" ))
Adric Kain: (( And move yourself if you want to move a square ))
Adric Kain: (( You can gain CA on Og with Umb if you want ))
Azar Macan: (( will that proc Og, thugh? ))
Adric Kain: (( No, because I'm sliding him ))
Faiz: (( I'm gonna shift in there if he doesn't. ))
* Adric Kain then plays the flute at the Eye!
Faiz: (( Isn't Blaine gonna go after the Eye though? ))
Adric Kain:
Impelling Force • Standard • Arcane, Force, Implement
A bolt of force shoves a foe next to one of your allies.
Attack = 17 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 14   Force       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You slide the target 5 squares to a space adjacent to one of your allies.  
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 14 hit points.
Forge: (( He moved me, so I moved ))
Faiz: (( Could've totally slid him AWAY and not in CA-grant raaaaaoh fuck ))
Adric Kain: Come join the party!
Threden: (( Yes, yes he will. ))
Forge: (( Oh hello there sunshine, welcome to the shower. ))
Forge: (( You got a purdy mouth. ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( And done ))
Og: "Mere trickery."
Azar Macan: (( so, do they both have CA for us, then? ))
Forge: (( Mecha I just want to say ))
Adric Kain: Music is far more than mere trickery. It's magic.
Wolfsbane: Ooh, parties. There's warforged here so I can assume it'll be a metal party, yes?
Forge: (( You just made what I'm about to do awesome. ))
Og: (( I'm pretty sure only Og is currently CA'd ))
Adric Kain: (( *Thumbs ip* ))
Faiz: METAL, EARTH AND DEATH.
Faiz: IT'S A ROCKIN' ROBOT PARTY.
* Wolfsbane expends her Daily, all allies in close burst 4 (so all of you) restore 5 HP, all of her healing powers now heal 5 more HP aaand...
* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 vs. All enemy Will => 1 + 6 = 7
Adric Kain: Adric Kain is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Action point ))
Azar Macan: (( oh wow failure ))
* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 One more time. => 15 + 6 = 21
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( I don't think you can action point to reroll in this ))
Wolfsbane: (( Oh I can't? ))
Serra: (( Aaaaand my healing button broke. ))
Og: (( no, action point is a new action ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Well then uhh...! ))
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Sadly it's not as awesome as M&M ))
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 5 hit points.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 Will vs. Eye => 14 + 6 = 20
Faiz: (( Action Point to debuff-smash somebody anyway. ))
Wolfsbane: (( The Eye takes -5 to all defenses. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Until the end of my turn. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Killt he shit out of him guys ))
Og: (( From what ))
Forge: (( Delicious vengeance. ))
Faiz: (( WITH GUSTO ))
Wolfsbane: (( Bane. ))
Wolfsbane: "You there, you unslightly cod. Begone from this realm as death overtakes you."
Og: (( I don't see this on your sheet. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Withering Flame ))
Og: (( Oh. Well that answers my question ))
Og: (( Namely "can I have everyone COUNTER HIT you" ))
Wolfsbane: (( Also Minor to Healing Word Forge ))
Azar Macan: (( see that totally procs attacks on you ahhh ))
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4+5 => 6 + 4 + 5 = 15
Wolfsbane: (( That's fine. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Counter hit: Stab (Orc Eye of Gruumsh) => 14 + 12 = 26
Wolfsbane: (( Ow stabbed. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d8+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 10 hit points.
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 13 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( w/e, dogpile him ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Counter hit: Hack (Orc Berserker 2) => 16 + 8 = 24
* Imban rolls: 1d12+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 16 hit points.
Faiz: (( How is that asshole still alive? ))
Wolfsbane: (( whoops. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Counter hit: Slash (Og) => 14 + 12 = 26
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Azar Macan: (( see you get hit by EVERYOONNNEEE D: ))
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 9 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Wait *everyone*? ))
Threden:
HOLD IT • Minor • N/A
You are about to get countered.
Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: (( Yes. ))
Faiz: (( SUPPORT DEFEND CHAM, BRO ))
Forge: (( All of them, yes. They're all adjacent. ))
Wolfsbane: (( What proc'd it, the Healing? ))
Imban: (( The debuff on the eye ))
Azar Macan: (( a ranged attack in melee range. ))
Wolfsbane: (( Whaaat. Really? That's silly. ))
Azar Macan: (( 4e fucking HATES you doing that. ))
Threden: (( I swap counter the Berserker's attack. ))
Adric Kain: (( So did 3e ))
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane is healed and gains 16 hit points.
Adric Kain: (( Well not for spell casting ))
Threden:
Swap Counter • Minor • Martial
You toss an ally out of the way before they eat some damage to the face. But take it instead. You then stab the enemy in the face.
Trigger: An ally within 2 squares of you is hit by an attack and you are not included in the attack.
Effect: You and the ally shift up to 2 squares as a free action, swapping positions. You become the target of the triggering attack, in place of the ally. After the attack is resolves, you can make a basic attack against the attacker.
Threden: Threden loses 16 hit points.
Threden:
Spear • Standard - Melee • Weapon
You spear the enemy with an unaugmented attack.
Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Orc Berserker 2: Orc Berserker 2 loses 10 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Well lessons for next time. ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Eh, get him."
Orc Berserker 2: "Raaagh!"
Azar Macan: (( actually, no ))
Azar Macan:
Curse Cube! • Item property trigger sure why not • N/A
Corruption Rod Property Whenever your pact boon is triggered, instead of taking its normal benefit you can transfer your Warlocks Curse to each enemy within 5 squares of the original target.
Azar Macan: (( get cursed. ))
Threden: (( Clearly I can't move two to stand on Faiz. ))
Wolfsbane: (( F-fear!? ))
Threden: (( so I ignore that part of the ability. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 Hack 3den, failure ensues, funny things happen => 9 + 6 = 15
Imban: Well. That certainly happened. Uh. More food for me though.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Forge has received initiative.
Wolfsbane: (( lol wut ))
Azar Macan: (( I cursed the eye for you, Imban. ))
Forge: (( Using Steel Wind's move ability, +2 to move and I'm no longer Marked. ))
Forge: (( Shifting. ))
Imban: (( Silly bug with deleting people. ))
Azar Macan: (( the init tool hates imban eating dead things. ))
Forge: (( Rape time. ))
Threden: OBSERVATION: You should be more careful where you perch.
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 15 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 11 hit points.
Wolfsbane: "Q-quite. Thanks for the assist."
Forge: (( And Og ))
Faiz: EVERYONE'S INVITED TO THE HURT PARTY.
Faiz: INVITATIONS ARE INDISCRIMINATE.
Forge: (( Oh right, miss ))
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.
Og: Og just stares at you, wondering if you really thought that hit him.
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 5 hit points.
Forge: (( Action point. ))
Forge: (( Make this work... ))
Forge: SUPAAAAAAAAA!
Azar Macan: (( it's a close blast 2, isn't it? ))
* Forge jumps up into the air
Forge: INAZUMAAAA!
Forge: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
Forge:
Twin Thunders • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic, Thunder
Super Inazuma Kick
Attack = 21 vs. Fort       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 13   Thunder       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5
Hit: One enemy adjacent to target takes 3 Thunder damage.
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 13 hit points.
Og: Og loses 3 hit points.
Threden: (( Og has more then 15 Ref. ))
Og: "I'm... not impressed."
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Augh!"
Forge: (( +4, because they both got +2 ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 4 hit points.
Forge: (( Og takes the Thunder as well ))
Forge: (( Oh, he did ))
Forge: (( NEVERMIND~ ))
Threden has received initiative.
Og: "Do you intend to fight me, or play at silly tricks until I get bored?!"
Faiz: (( End the Eye. Even if you're marked CA negates that. ))
Forge: (( Oh I forgot to save ))
Forge: (( I can still do that now, right? ))
Og: (( Yes ))
Faiz: (( Might as well. ))
* Blaine rolls: 1d20 => 17
Threden: Eliminating target.
Threden:
Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal
You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings.
Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5     Critical: 0
Hit: You pull the target one square.
Threden: (( At Eye ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 13 hit points.
Og: (( pull it if you want ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: "Augh! Won't give up...!"
Faiz: (( "Pulling it to Faiz, Faiz JEEG BREAKERS it" ))
Azar Macan: (( CAN HE SERIOUSLY DO IT ON HIMSELF ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 Counter Stab: Faiz => 5 + 10 = 15
Og: "You ignore my challenge and kill my minion? Fool!"
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 Hack 3den down => 15 + 14 = 29
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Threden: Threden loses 11 hit points.
Threden: Risk... acceptable...
Azar Macan: If you're alone, you're much easier to dispatch.
Threden:
Warforged Resolve • Minor • N/A
You are an unstoppable engine of destruction. You do not let things such as 'damage' get in your way.
Effect: You gain 4 temporary HP, plus can make a save against one effect that causes ongoing damage. If bloodied, you also recover 4 HP.
Serra: (( Oh, Azar. You have a psychic attack, right? ))
Faiz: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE MET UP WITH SOMETHIN' LIKE YOU, BRO?
Forge: (( Ok now give Threden some heal juice and let's light him up like a Christmas tree ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( a shitty one, but yeah ))
Threden: (( Er ))
Og: "Judging by your performance here, you died horribly."
Wolfsbane: (( I do too if it helps ))
Orc Eye of Gruumsh: Orc Eye of Gruumsh loses 4 hit points.
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Og: "How cheap ARE resurrections nowadays?"
Serra: (( Delay until after my turn then, because I'm gonna fire off my daily. ))
Faiz:
Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial • Personal
HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?!
Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly.
Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.
Og: "Still just where I want you."
Threden: (( Hey Fleed. ))
Azar Macan: Actually, there were less of us there than here. And we killed him without trouble.
Og: Og swings his sword in a 360 degree arc again!
Threden: (( You could have countered, no? ))
Faiz: (( ...you're right ))
Og: (( No, he didn't have a turn... ))
Og: (( Since he countered since his last turn ))
Og: (( ...actually I don't think he can boost spire, similarly. ))
Faiz: (( --man was it this turn? ))
Og: (( Yes ))
Faiz: (( I honestly can't remember. Oh well. ))
Og: Og slices everyone next to him with a powerful circle slash!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 Hack => 15 + 14 = 29
Faiz: (( sigh ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 Faiz => 4 + 5 = 9
Faiz: Faiz loses 9 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 3den => 9 + 5 = 14
Threden: Threden loses 14 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 Wolfsbane => 1 + 5 = 6
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane loses 6 hit points.
Faiz: (( You know having a PLUS FOURTEEN to-hit kind of just means "Yeah, fuck everyone, it autohits." ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 Osaou => 2 + 5 = 7
Azar Macan: (( oowww, lucky. ))
Osaou: Osaou loses 7 hit points.
Wolfsbane: (( Ow. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Forge: (( Ok who has heals left? ))
Serra: (( Mecha has one, and I think wolfsbane has both ))
Wolfsbane: (( Yeah I do ))
Faiz: (( Rrrg. Let's give this a whirl... ))
Forge: Regrs used one to heal me
Forge: (( OOC that ))
Og: (( brb 1 minute, calling for chinese ))
Serra: (( The AOE didn't count. ))
Wolfsbane: (( erm yeah I have one so. ))
Serra: (( Oh, okay. ))
Forge: (( No the other one ))
Wolfsbane: (( I also have a good few others in stock. ))
Forge: (( Ok, Mecha should heal Regrs, then Regrs heal Umb ))
Azar Macan: (( Regris should also move back since he can't save himself from death ))
Forge: (( You both need it and I dunno if Clerics can heal themselves outright or not ))
Wolfsbane: (( That's a good idea. ))
Serra: (( They can. ))
Faiz: (( ...man ))
Faiz: (( Wanna Crush Surge this fucker into oblivion but I'm almost sure I'll miss with his TWENTY-FOUR AC. ))
Azar Macan: (( this guy has assfuck defenses? ))
Faiz: (( And Regris has more pressing concerns this turn. ))
Serra: (( He has stupid high defenses, yes. ))
Serra: (( Lemme see if I can't fix that on my turn though. ))
Forge: (( Sadly my best attack to throw at him doesn't do much damage ))
Serra: (( If you wanna delay I can give that a stab. ))
Azar Macan: (( what, both of us delay? ))
Serra: (( Yeah. ))
Adric Kain: (( Some damage is better than no damage! ))
Forge: (( With my attacks, Steel Wind has the highest chance to hit, but it's only a d8 ))
Serra: (( I'm gonna daily -> action point -> aug 2 mind thrust. ))
Faiz: (( I'm not sure I want to delay; I could just Armor Impact at him for now and save Crush Surge for when he's $Texas debuffed. ))
Serra: (( True. ))
Serra: (( The debuff will last the turn regardless. ))
Wolfsbane: (( When need be I can Astral Seal the guy too to lower his stuff ))
Faiz: (( Yeah but you need to play emergency medic so. ))
Forge: (( Actually I need to ask Imban something when he returns ))
Adric Kain: (( I'll Daily, Action Point, Color Orb probably ))
Serra: (( Remember my daily grants vulnerable 5 psychic ))
Faiz: (( For the moment I'm just going to think and wait for Imban to come back. ))
Forge: (( I need to know if my Flurry and Takedown Strike count as unarmed melee attacks ))
Og: (( Back ))
Adric Kain: (( It does, but dazing him is probably better than +5 damage at this point ))
Forge: (( Imban, see question ))
Og: (( Yes but you don't apply fixed damage bonuses unless you roll damage dice ))
Faiz: (( Fleed cancels find silverware: anxiety ))
Forge: (( Ok then ))
Faiz: (( Fuck it. Let's rock and roll. ))
* Faiz steps up and stomps, kicking up a row of rock spires to follow through with his attack!!
Faiz:
Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon • Melee Weapon
ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ.
Attack = 10 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.
Faiz: (( Thanks Schala+! ))
Og: "Are you a fool?"
Og: Og turns and counterstrikes you!
Faiz: I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF THAT A COUPLE TIMES, ADMITTEDLY.
Forge: (( This is Kid. She's like Schala except terrible. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+14 HACK -> BONED YOU => 20 + 14 = 34
Faiz: (( Oh what the fuck? ))
Serra: (( Oh lovely. ))
Faiz: Faiz loses 15 hit points.
Faiz: (( Oh WHAT the fuck? ))
Forge: (( Yeah I said it. ))
Og: (( you shifted ))
Og: (( he countered ))
Faiz: (( WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? ))
Serra: (( I guess he's a fighter. ))
Og: "Hmph. I wasn't usually aware robots bled."
Serra: (( Fighters can proc a counter on shift. ))
Faiz: GOT A LOT TO LEARN, BRO.
Og: "You are weak You are all weak!"
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( nah, too much rocks and sand ))
* Faiz SUPER-GAO
Faiz:
EXCEED SHIFT • Minor Action • Healing • Personal
READY!!
Effect: TIGER MODE. Until the end of the encounter, gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls. In addition, while bloodied, gain regeneration 2.
Serra: (( Yeah, go ahead and delay Azar. ))
Azar Macan: (( delaying for Tilus to so silly stuff ))
Serra has received initiative.
Serra: "Weak, huh? Only weak-minded people call people weak!"
Azar Macan: We're only just getting started, too!
Faiz: (( Also I've rather pointedly NOT refreshed mark. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mental Trauma -> Ugh Og => 12 + 6 = 18
Wolfsbane: (( Can I gtfo or does that also provoke. ))
Adric Kain: (( 5 foot step back and you'll be good ))
* Tilus rolls: 3d8+4 Damage, gain vulnerable 5 psychic (save ends) => 16 + 4 = 20
Og: (( he can't take two immediate reactions, so if you shift, it doesn't provoke ))
* Serra ACTION POINT
Og: Og loses 20 hit points.
Serra: "And have a headache along with your newfound trauma!"
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust (augment 2) @ Ugh Og, vs Will => 3 + 6 = 9
Azar Macan: (( fuck you kid ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Serra: (( Or not. ))
Faiz: (( This is getting out of hand. ))
Og: "I will kill you where you stand."
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Threden: (( From the 4 temp from earlier. ))
Azar Macan: (( fraggle raggle. should I try and immoblize him? ))
Forge: (( Try and IMMOLATE him ))
Adric Kain: (( Try and kill him. A lot. ))
Serra: (( He's effectively rooted, immobilizing him doesn't do much unless one of us can also knock him prone. ))
Azar Macan: (( nope, but it gives a will defense penalty. ))
Faiz: (( How many times can this asshole circle-swipe? ))
Forge: (( If I can hit him, I can knock him prone ))
Serra: (( Nah, kill him dead. Regris will debuff him. ))
Forge: (( I've been saving Takedown ))
Serra: (( Or okay. ))
Azar Macan: (( well it's either vulcan sun which will do that, or vulcan flash which will do 5 more damage. ))
Og: "Your trickery is worthless, whichever you choose!"
Azar Macan: (( of 1d6+5 versus 3d6+5. ))
Forge: (( Use your better judgement, I was just chiming in for the sake of full disclosure ))
Adric Kain: (( Do the one that does more damage to him ))
Azar Macan: (( ALSO STOP breaking the fourth wall, Ogggggerrs. ))
Og: (( He's just taunting you! ))
* Azar Macan holds his hands above his head
Azar Macan: HAHHHHH!
Og: Og raises his sword to bat your attack aside.
Faiz: (( I'd say -Will him and try to keep it constant because we have FOUR guys who target it, but-- ))
Azar Macan: VULCAN...SUNNNSHIINNEEE
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant
FOLLOW THE SUN~
Attack = 20 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 8   Radiant       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.  
Miss: Half Damage  
Effect: The target takes a -2 penalty to Will defense save ends.  
Serra: (( Daitarn Sun Attack? ))
Og: Og loses 8 hit points.
* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 6
Og: Og loses 3 hit points.
Og: Og loses 6 hit points.
Og: "Augh! You..."
Faiz: (( Also birdcatfish damage. ))
Azar Macan: Hmph!
Og: (( I applied the +3 ))
Forge: (( That was the 3, yeah ))
Azar Macan: (( I...it's +2, sadly. ))
Faiz: (( --oh, right, never mind that ))
Og: Og is healed and gains 1 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( did you apply it eariler for tilus's attack, though? ))
Og: Og loses 2 hit points.
Og: (( Nope! ))
Azar Macan: (( ha-hah ))
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Adric Kain: You don't seem to much appreciate music. So listen to this!
Azar Macan: (( so basically... ))
Adric Kain:
Stirring Shout • Standard • Arcane, Healing, Implement, Psychic
Your shout of wrath stabs into your foes mind. Each time your allies hit that foe, they draw strength from its weakness.
Attack = 12 vs. Will       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 14   Psychic       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Until the end of the encounter, whenever an ally hits the target, that ally regains 4 hit points.  
Og: "I will appreciate the music of your screams!"
Adric Kain: (( Serra, can you make that hit? ))
Azar Macan: (( *goes to find something..* ))
Faiz: (( Why does it DO THIS UGH ))
Serra: (( INTERRUPT ))
Forge: (( What is his Will right now? ))
Og: (( 14 ))
Adric Kain: (( 14 ))
Faiz: (( 14. ))
Forge: (( Ok ))
* Serra uses Adept's Insight (augment 1)!
* Tilus rolls: 1d4+1 Add this much to your roll => 2 + 1 = 3
Og: Og loses 21 hit points.
Faiz: YOU'RE NOT YELLING LOUD ENOUGH!!
Og: Og loses 2 hit points.
Adric Kain: And next song!
Adric Kain:
Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant
You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it.
Attack = 16 vs. Will       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 9   Radiant       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5
Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.  
Og: Og loses 9 hit points.
Faiz: (( Totally stealing Serra's thunder for that Insight. ))
Serra: (( Also it lost 5 more because of vulnerable radiant ))
Wolfsbane: (( So hey don't worry about healing me, I can get back. Heal Faiz. ))
Og: (( vulnerable RADIANT? What? ))
Adric Kain: And finally
Serra: (( Err psychic ))
Og: (( That was already applied... ))
Adric Kain: He counted that
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Og: Og loses 2 hit points.
Serra: (( Oh okay. ))
Adric Kain: (( That on Wolf ))
Wolfsbane: (( No no, heal Faiz. ))
Wolfsbane: (( I can gtfo. ))
Adric Kain: (( Ok that on Faiz ))
Faiz: (( Well, alright... ))
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Adric Kain: One more tune!
Adric Kain:
Moment of Escape • Move • Arcane
You distract your enemies with a quick refrain, giving your embattled ally a chance to get away
Effect: You Slide the target 4 Squares
Adric Kain: (( Is that good for you Blaine? ))
Forge: (( I was gonna go there on my turn, yeah ))
Wolfsbane has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( delicious ranged ca, nomnomnom ))
Wolfsbane: (( Can I shift then move or just shift. ))
Og: "Nothing but trickery."
Adric Kain: (( This way you don't have to worry about counter shenanigans. ))
Forge: (( Just shift ))
Og: (( shift is just a move action ))
Faiz: (( It takes your standard if you move after. ))
Threden: (( Shift is a move. ))
Og: (( you can shift then move as a double move ))
Wolfsbane: (( Well good enough. ))
* Wolfsbane points at Threden, "Machine or not, you too have the flame of life burning in you."
Faiz: (( Umb you gotta do the marking because I was banking more on Regris being healed than me, just to say. ))
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4+5 Healing on 3den, also healing surge => 1 + 4 + 5 = 10
Faiz: (( Otherwise it's ORCAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD, probably on the pixie's face. ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 22 hit points.
* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 And then Astral Seal on Og (vs. Will) => 2 + 6 = 8
Wolfsbane: (( Aw. ))
Wolfsbane: (( End turn. ))
Forge has received initiative.
Adric Kain: (( If he moves he's going to hella provoke. ))
Azar Macan: (( well, can I move Osaou up and block his movement totally? ))
Faiz: (( Oh right, he CAN'T move. Hurf. ))
Forge: (( Ok what do I need to his his Reflex? ))
Og: "Enough with your stupid trickery!"
Serra: (( It won't block. ))
Threden: (( Which badstat is bloodied? And what do I have on me again? ))
Adric Kain: (( No, he's still got Diagonals ))
Forge: (( Since he's been debuffed to shit ))
Faiz: (( 15, technically. ))
Serra: (( He can move... yeah. ))
Faiz: (( ...wait, no ))
Og: (( state 2 is bloodied ))
Azar Macan: (( wait, what gave him -reflex? ))
Faiz: (( 17? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Bloodied is the red diamond ))
Faiz: (( 17. I thought something debuffed him earlier. Was just Will though. ))
Og: (( 17. ))
Azar Macan: (( my attack was -2 to will only ))
Og: (( state 4 is just your form ))
Forge: (( Ok, just making sure. ))
Og: (( since otherwise I forget you have it on :| ))
Serra: (( I gave him vulnerable 5 psychic. ))
Threden: (( Oh, ok. ))
Forge: (( Alright... come on, Kid. Work with me here. ))
Azar Macan: (( so yeah he has 19 reflex, ten? ))
Og: (( yeah. ))
Azar Macan: (( well you have CA..sooo! ))
Serra: (( And he's got -2 will and proc healing on hit ))
* Forge attempts to groundpound into the back of Og's skull!
Forge:
Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic
Near Crusher
Attack = 18 vs. Ref       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6
Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5
Adric Kain: (( Yay ))
Og: Og loses 10 hit points.
Faiz: (( ...Well that HIT... ))
* Forge drives the force of the blow forward, shoving him face down into the dirt.
Forge:
Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic
Heat End
Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.
Og: Og loses 5 hit points.
* Forge then for added measure, kicks him in the Orcberries.
Forge:
Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial
Stag Beetle Crusher
Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.
Og: Og loses 4 hit points.
Threden has received initiative.
Faiz: DOGPILE!!
Og: "I'm amazed. One of you was able to touch me. Well, no matter. I'll kill you all."
Azar Macan: ...More than one of us hit you, idiot.
Forge: Be amazed all you want in the afterlife. Just shut your stupid mouth.
Azar Macan: No wonder people think orcs are dumb.
Og: "Your trickery counts for nothing."
Faiz: I'M A DISTRACTION!!
Azar Macan: THE POWER OF SUN VULCAN IS NOT TRICKEY.
Serra: "Yeah, I think I did give him a headache. He's pretty delirious."
Threden: OBSERVATION: You appear dilusional from pain.
Faiz: THE PAIN COMES FROM INSIDE YOUR HEAD.
Threden: Venting excess energy.
Forge: (( WAIT. ))
Forge: (( Prone enemies give CA in melee right? ))
Og: (( Yes ))
Serra: (( Yep. ))
Azar Macan: (( dude already has CA from dudes on both sides, though ))
Forge: (( I haven't moved, so I should go across from Faiz. ))
Og: (( I... you can't get double CA ))
Faiz: (( I get CA from flyswimpurr. ))
Forge: (( Oh, I forgot about him ))
Forge: (( Carry on ))
Osaou: (( RA-YAY ))
Threden:
Frigid Blast • Standard • Weapon, Primal, Cold, Polymorph
You suddenly release a blast of icy wind, attempting to freeze those around you solid.
Target: Close Burst 1, Each Enemy in Burst
Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 6   Cold       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 3
Hit: Target is immobilized (Save Ends)
Miss: Half damage and the target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.
Og: Og loses 3 hit points.
Osaou: (( +2??? ))
Og: (( not sure how that applies on misses... ))
Faiz: (( +2, clearly. ))
Osaou: (( well, it's +2 on the damage roll. ))
Og: Og loses 1 hit points.
Og: (( Then that way ))
Threden: (( So it should just be +1 damage. ))
Og: "You enrage me. Die."
Serra: (( He's immobilized and prone, for the record. ))
Adric Kain: (( And Dazed ))
Imban: (( Yeah, and he's still going to kill you from that ))
Azar Macan: (( also how many things does he have to save against, too? ))
Forge: (( It only immobilizes from a hit, unless someone else did it to him and I missed it ))
Azar Macan: (( I totally did ))
Serra: (( Azar did. ))
Forge: (( Oh, ok ))
Imban: Og props himself up on one knee and does another circle slash!
Threden: (( I immobilized him too. ))
Faiz: (( HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ))
Faiz: (( CAN HE DO THAT ))
Serra: (( He should only have one action. ))
Serra: (( Unless he's doing that from prone! ))
Imban: (( Yes, and he's just attacking while prone ))
Azar Macan: (( well this time he probably has shit for hit ))
Imban: roll 1d20+12 Because, you know. His attack bonus is huge.
Azar Macan: (( due to prone+daze ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Because, you know. His attack bonus is huge. => 15 + 12 = 27
Forge: (( Great. He's breakdance fighting. ))
Azar Macan: (( REALLY? ))
Faiz: (( ...seriously ))
Serra: (( Really? ))
Wolfsbane: (( pfft ))
Faiz: (( seriously ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 Forge is hacked => 5 + 5 = 10
Faiz: (( This is getting retarded. ))
Forge: Forge loses 10 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 Faiz is hacked => 1 + 5 = 6
Faiz: Faiz loses 3 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz loses 3 hit points.
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 Threden is hacked => 9 + 5 = 14
Threden: Threden loses 14 hit points.
Threden: (( This attack loves rolling 1 for damage, though. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d10+5 Osaou is hacked => 10 + 5 = 15
Osaou: Osaou loses 15 hit points.
Azar Macan: ORCS.
Faiz: (( Well there goes my CA. ))
Og: "Rrragh!"
Wolfsbane: (( nnnoooo ))
Serra: "Nooooo! He got the eaglesharkpanther!"
Azar Macan: You know, he's not really dead.
Og: Og uses his one action point!
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 Lay Him Open -> Threden => 19 + 12 = 31
* Imban rolls: 2d10+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
Threden: Threden loses 16 hit points.
Serra: (( And that happened. ))
Forge: (( Are you fucking serious. ))
Og: (( And Threden takes ongoing 5, save ends, and is also dead ))
Azar Macan: (( Imban stop being an asshole. ))
Og: "Bleed!"
Threden: Systems... failing.
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 save vs. vulnerability => 13 + 2 = 15
Wolfsbane: (( Can he still benefit from temp HP. ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+2 save vs. will => 17 + 2 = 19
Faiz: (( Yeah of course he makes every fucking save because WHY NOT RIGHT?? ))
Serra: (( And of course he saves. ))
Faiz has received initiative.
Faiz: (( If I shift is this asshole going to hack me again despite being prone? ))
Azar Macan: (( Hey Imban this guy having huge attack shit ))
Faiz: (( LET'S FIND OUT. ))
Azar Macan: (( is the exact shit that was bad way back in rivenroar ))
Serra: (( Likely so, yes. ))
Azar Macan: (( why u no fix ))
Og: (( Because he is fixing you ))
Adric Kain: (( This isn't the exact shit that was bad in Rivenroar ))
* Imban rolls: 1d20+12 OH LOOK HE FIXES FLEED => 4 + 12 = 16
Adric Kain: (( We're hitting him ))
Og: (( but no he misses ))
Faiz: GO EAT A PLATE OF DICKS!
Faiz:
Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon • Melee Weapon
TIME TO CATCH A RIDE!!
Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 8
Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4
Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.
Og: NO!
Faiz: (( OH LOOK HURF DE HURR ))
Serra has received initiative.
Faiz: (( I am getting sick of this. ))
Serra: "I have had quite enough of your shenanigans. Eat mind blasting for real this time!"
Threden: (( This is the boss of the module, tough. ))
* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust @ Ugh Og, vs Will => 7 + 6 = 13
Og: (( Just midboss, really. But pretty close ))
Og: (( The module is like two dungeons in succession ))
Og: (( and this is the dungeon boss ))
Faiz: (( Not the fucking boss, the fucking dice rolls. ))
Serra: (( Yeah thanks, Not-Schala. ))
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( y'all ranged people should get ranged CA when you can. D: ))
* Azar Macan concentrates, breifly..
Faiz: (( I literally cannot hit 75% of the time. Again. ))
Adric Kain: (( Do you have attacks that don't hit AC? ))
Faiz: (( Not that I can trigger willfully. ))
Faiz: (( Even that's fucking Fortitude. ))
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 15 hit points.
Osaou: RAR-HAHA.
Serra: "Yay, the eaglesharkpanther's back!"
Azar Macan: See, you can't even kill it.
* Azar Macan holds his hand out and makes a circle with it!
Azar Macan: IF YOU DON'T FEAR THE SHINE OF THIS SUN, THEN SUN VULCAN HATES YOU FOREVER.
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic
SCARY SHINY EYES
Attack = 18 vs. Will       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 10   Psychic       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5
Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.  
Forge: (( We look like the world's most unbalanced sword ))
Og: Og loses 12 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( +2+5 ))
Faiz: (( Nope, 80% of the time, can't hit. ))
Og: Og loses 5 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( tilus's thingy ))
Og: (( wait no ))
Wolfsbane: (( lol. ))
Og: Og is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Og: (( I healed that off, go away ))
Azar Macan: (( is that save ends thing? ))
Og: (( roll curse damage thoug ))
Serra: (( Yeah, he saved, like a bawss ))
Azar Macan: (( :| ))
* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 1
Og: Og loses 1 hit points.
Azar Macan: (( WHATEVER, ACTION POINT ))
Faiz: (( Didn't you already do one? ))
Azar Macan: (( not this battle? ))
Faiz: (( Oh. Carry on then. ))
* Azar Macan holds up his arm with a ring of small lights circling it!
Azar Macan:
Vulcan Rain • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement
MAKE IT RAAIIINNN
Attack = 20 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 6
Og: Og loses 21 hit points.
Azar Macan: HOW'S THAT FOR TRICKERY, FOOL.
Adric Kain has received initiative.
Azar Macan: (( kill his ass, goddamn ))
Azar Macan: Azar Macan is healed and gains 5 hit points.
Forge: (( DUST THIS BITCH. ))
Serra: (( KILL HIM UNTIL HE DIES FROM IT ))
Adric Kain: (( I sadly don't have anything that can conceivably do 12 damage ))
Azar Macan: (( yeah but there's still 3 more people after you ))
Serra: (( We still got Forge left. ))
* Adric Kain plays the flute
Faiz: (( Then do something that does other things. ))
Adric Kain:
Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic
Insult you to death
Attack = 19 vs. Will       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 7
Damage = 11   Psychic       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5
Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn  
Forge: (( And Wolferella ))
Og: Og loses 13 hit points.
Adric Kain: You want trickery big man?
Faiz: (( "I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT DOES TWELVE DAMAGE" ))
Og: "Me... die? Impossible..."
Azar Macan: It's quite possible
Faiz: SHUT THE HELL UP.
Threden: (( Or insulting him to death will work. ))
Adric Kain: You're a pathetic, stupid, fat, moronic, smelly orc!
Adric Kain: And you know what?
Azar Macan: DUE TO THE POWER OF SUN VUL--CCAAAANNNNN!
* Adric Kain runs at him
Osaou: RAR-RAAA!
Og: "And... yet... Tusk will break through here... and the entire Elsir Vale will burn.
Og: "...even though I've... failed... him..."
Adric Kain: Come on! Hit me!
Faiz: SHUT UP! GODDAMN!
Og: Og raises his sword to hit Adric, but then falls over and dies.
Adric Kain: Oh....well that works too
Azar Macan has received initiative.
Forge: (( Ironicly, the one person who didn't get hit by anyone said that ))
Adric Kain: I was planning to have him stab me and them burn him to cinders, but that works too.
Azar Macan: (( so hey how about that Umb ))
* Wolfsbane breathes a sigh of relief, clutching her head and still bleeding.
Wolfsbane: (( So can I just heal him. ))
Forge: (( He'll get up, he's a Warforged ))
Imban: (( That Umb should probably save off his damage thing ))
Serra: (( Umb is only at -0 and autosucceeds stabilize checks. He'll be fine. ))
Imban: (( Since he gets like +2 to anyway ))
Wolfsbane: (( Well okay ))
Imban: (( and can do it twice a turn ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 SAVE WHILE DEAD => 4 + 2 = 6
Imban: (( and there's no reason to stand back up with damage ))
Threden: Threden loses 5 hit points.
* Faiz punches his fists together, rumbling... shaking a bit. "AAAGH."
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 SAVE WHILE DEAD AGAIN => 5 + 2 = 7
Imban: (( two more! ))
Azar Macan: (( OH NOOO ))
Azar Macan: (( regris help him ))
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 Seriously. => 4 + 2 = 6
Threden: Threden loses 5 hit points.
* Threden rolls: 1d20+2 Hi. => 9 + 2 = 11
Imban: (( OK, now Threden can get healed. >_> ))
Forge: (( Well that was goddamn close. ))
Serra: (( It waaaaaaaas. ))
Imban: (( No it wasn't. He'd have had to fail 10 of them to die ))
* Adric Kain plops down and starts playing music
Azar Macan: (( SO IMBAN ))
Imban: (( or wait, no, 9 ))
Forge: (( -10 isn't death? ))
Imban: (( no, -bloodied is death ))
Azar Macan: (( NEXT TIME, REDUCE THE GODDAMN ATTACK BONUSES. ))
Forge: (( Oh ))
Threden: (( -Your bloodied value. ))
Imban: (( NO I LIKE HITTING YOU WITH EVERYTHING ))
Azar Macan: (( and maybe the defenses, too. ))
Adric Kain: (( But yeah if he still had HP left my plan was to let him stab me so he'd proc my racial >.> ))
Azar Macan: (( they're a super problem ))
Adric Kain: (( I forgot about the bird though ))
Faiz: (( He already did, once. ))
Forge: (( You really ))
Forge: (( Gave him the bird ))
Serra: (( XD ))
Faiz: (( This module transcends "asshole" to things I can't even describe, regarding defenses and SHIT I CAN'T HIT. ))
Kalad the Paladin: Oof. So hey guys, I sort of don't have any blood left in me, it'd be nice if you fixed it.
Adric Kain: If you can ask us to heal you, you clearly have some blood left. That said...
Serra: "Yeah. Quickly, help him out too!"
Adric Kain: Uhhh....feel better!
Adric Kain:
Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing
You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant..
Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.
Wolfsbane: "Oh, well save me the trouble, sure."
Adric Kain: (( Can I do that since the encounter ended? ))
Kalad the Paladin: "Sadly I don't have any healing surges left because they all got punched out of me, so I think I'll just take a nap in a minute."
* Forge grabs Threden's hand to help him up once he's capable of standing.
Kalad the Paladin: "That said, I sort of dropped this tunnel on all of the orcs. Og there was beating the shit out of me because he was unhappy with that."
Faiz: SO I NOTICED.
Wolfsbane: "Well played."
Adric Kain: So....when he wanted you to open it he was basically asking you to open...a rockslide?
Azar Macan: Good Plan!
Kalad the Paladin: "Yeah, orcs are fucking stupid."
Kalad the Paladin: "Maybe he thought I could do some diggy-diggy-hole stuff."
* Faiz crosses his arms. "I CAN OPEN A ROCKSLIDE, NOBODY EVER ASKS ME TO DO IT..."
Azar Macan: He was quite a fool, thinking that magic is nothing.
Adric Kain: Tell you what Faiz. We'll get him raised and let him beat you to a bloody pulp until you open the rockslide!
Kalad the Paladin: "Anyway, while this was clearly one of the main passages they were using, there's a lot more."
Faiz: WHY DOES IT INVOLVE TRYING TO HURT ME?
Kalad the Paladin: "There is something we could do to seal all of them, though."
Azar Macan: Does it involve blowing up this entire place?
Faiz: WHAT, DROP THE WHOLE THING?
Kalad the Paladin: "No."
Serra: "Oh? What might this be?"
Kalad the Paladin: "Under the Vents, there's a place called The Nexus. If you operate the ancient machinery there, it'll seal all the tunnels through the mountains."
Faiz: ...THAT SOUNDS... FAR TOO OMINOUS TO BE ANY GOOD.
Kalad the Paladin: (( All of you recall that when you were sent on your mission, another party already went to the Vents - the more experienced Farstriders. ))
Azar Macan: (( hey Imban is it safe to take an extended rest at this point ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( Well it'd be impolite to do it while he's still talking...! ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( but yes you're resting now ))
Threden: (( There's only arcane beasts and twilight dragons there. No big deal. ))
Azar Macan: (( well yeah but afterwards ))
Adric Kain: I think someone else was already on that. But if it's not done they must have failed. They clearly should have sent us.
Adric Kain: ...though I suppose you're glad they didn't.
Serra: "So where the big boys ran off to. Hopefully that means that they cleared the way for us."
Faiz: THE TRAIN OF HURT GOES WHERE IT IS NECESSARY.
Kalad the Paladin: "Ugh, yeah. Well."
Kalad the Paladin: "Even if they haven't failed, maybe we should follow and check on them."
Azar Macan: (( Hey, imban. what's the deal with the corpses in here? More dwarves and orcs? ))
Wolfsbane: (( Is.. is Umb still dead here in the corner ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( Mostly orcs, rockslided. ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( yes ;.; ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( unloved ))
Wolfsbane: (( sad. ))
Threden: (( I haven't had anyone save me yet, so. ))
Faiz: (( He's done it before. ))
Adric Kain: (( You're the cleric! ))
Forge: (( We're taking an extended rest and he's stable, so you should be autohealed ))
Wolfsbane: (( How do skill checks work. 'cuz I have Heal. ))
Kalad the Paladin: "I'd normally send you off without me, but it looks like you're pretty well beaten too. So, why don't we spend the night in the monastery ruins and then head off to the Vents together?"
Forge: (( Also I've been standing here ready to help you up all this time ))
Osaou: Osaou is healed and gains 10 hit points.
Serra: (( Skill ranks + training + stat ))
Serra: (( Err, 1/2 level ))
Serra: (( Not ranks ))
Wolfsbane: (( .. Yes Tilus I gathered that much ))
Wolfsbane: (( It's on my, y'know, sheet. ))
Faiz: FAIR ENOUGH.
Adric Kain: Sounds like a plan. And a not too bad one.
Wolfsbane: (( I'm asking do I roll or is it a passive thing or what ))
Kalad the Paladin: "I'm a pretty skilled paladin of Moradin, so I'll be coming with you if possible. And you wouldn't mind."
Serra: (( Oh, how Heal itself works. ))
* Faiz shifts and looks over. "MORBID AS IT SOUNDS..."
Adric Kain: (( Roll ))
Serra: (( You roll it. ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( oh, you roll but out of combat you might as well not bother ))
Wolfsbane: (( WELL FINE THEN GEEZ ))
Kalad the Paladin: (( You just patch Umb up. With bandaids. Letting him use a ealing surge ))
Wolfsbane: (( CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. ))
Serra: "No, no, feel free. We could use some reliable help after the last couple of battles."
* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 He can have some more HP too. => 6 + 4 = 10
Faiz: SMASHING THINGS IS BETTER WITH MORE TO DO THE SMASHING.
Azar Macan: Yes, they seem to have stepped up their defenses the farther we go in.
Threden: Power initialized. Systems rebooting.
Imban: Faiz notices that standing next to a lava forge is SUPER HOT. He probably doesn't want to do that.
Faiz: (( WHAT-EVA, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT ))
Threden: Threden is healed and gains 59 hit points.
Faiz:
Endurance = 17       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 11
Faiz: Faiz loses 5 hit points.
* Forge helps Threden to his feet.
Azar Macan: (( pffff ))
Imban: OH LOOK AT THAT. FAIZ IS ON FIRE.
Serra: (( Suddenly, Faiz's armor plating melts revealing the shocking truth that he's not a robot! ))
Faiz: (( Tastes like VICTORY ))
Forge: Forge is healed and gains 10 hit points.
Serra: "You may not want to sit there, Faiz, robot or not robot."
Threden: APPRECIATION: Thank you.
* Faiz looks down to his sash. Which is now burning. Rumbles.
Forge: You are welcome. I would not leave a brother behind, especially not one so valiant.
Wolfsbane: (( So in an extended rest we just.. what, burn a healing surge? ))
Faiz: JUST... BOUGHT THIS, TOO.
Imban: You get everything back
Imban: Reset to 1 action point
Adric Kain: (( It's like hitting the R key in NWN ))
Imban: all dailies return, as do all healing surges and all HP
Azar Macan: (( all healing surges back too, right? ))
Wolfsbane: Wolfsbane is healed and gains 25 hit points.
Kalad the Paladin: Kalad the Paladin is healed and gains 53 hit points.
Forge: Though you may thank our tiny cleric for restoring your strength.
Serra: Serra is healed and gains 4 hit points.
Faiz: Faiz is healed and gains 28 hit points.
Faiz: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT ROBOT"?
Azar Macan: (( so yeah I totally want to do my damnest to not miss the next session. ;-; ))
Wolfsbane: "It's nothing. He pulled me out of an axe's way as it was an inch from clipping my wings."
Wolfsbane: "If anything, I owe the thanks."
Forge: (( Extended Rest is basically 8 hours of napping and your body is fully refreshed to base ))
Adric Kain: Ahh, such comraderie. It's good for books.
Imban: So yeah. Session end, will determine XP in chat, save everything, server down in 5
* Azar Macan pats Osaou's head