Regris has connected.

Threden has connected.

Imban has connected.

Tilus has connected.

Blaine has connected.

Faiz has connected.

Imban:

THREDEN MOGMOG

Tilus:

hihi~

Mechalomaniac:

HI IMBAN

Regris:

Evilstro?

Regris:

I assume he's bad.

Imban:

He's bad

Azar has connected.

Threden: (( BADMAN ))

Imban:

The players took one look at the red thing from Hell and walked the other way last session

Azar: (( HELLO ))

Regris:

There's my dude.

Threden: (( HE LOOKS LIKE WEAKSAUCE ))

Faiz:

I... er.

Mechalomaniac:

And walked the other way right into a solo

Faiz:

That sure is a dude.

Imban:

*chew chew chew*

Azar: (( pfff ))

Regris:

oh no

Faiz:

OH GNOME

Serra: (( So apparently Lavos DOES like the taste of metal. ))

Azar: (( also Umb can look at the stairs that exit the area to see the Tetsujin kid token ))

Regris:

So I need to figure out maptool again so uh. Yea one moment.

Forge: (( Don't mind me, fixing the size of my chat window ))

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5

Azar Macan: (( testing something ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant Insult you to death Attack = 23 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 18   Radiant       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.   Miss: Half Damage

Serra: (( VULCAN INSULT ))

Imban:

That sun is sure insulting.

Serra: (( you really need to go fix that. ))

Azar Macan: (( Oh yeah, need to change that part of it... ))

Forge: (( When we get a chance Kuro, let me know how you added those bits at the end of the attack ))

Faiz: (( The Teletubbies baby-sun grew up and is a DICK, man. ))

Forge: (( Like.. the Hit/Miss parts. My template lacks those. ))

Azar Macan: (( MOTHERFUCKER DOES THIS THING HAVE A TEXT LIMIT ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

(( Testing. ))

Threden: (( It's not hard. Look at how the macro is designed. ))

Forge: (( Wild Anime appeared! Command? ))

Serra: (( Hey, don't knock him for that. I'm resulting to a Ragnarok charsim image. ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant FOLLOW THE SUN~ Attack = 24 vs. Will       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 10   Radiant       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn. Effect The target takes a penalty to Will defense save ends.   Miss: Half Damage

Wolfsbane Erati:

(( Alright then. I seem to be mostly okay. ))

Forge: (( Man I'm a Pokemon. ))

Azar Macan: (( Hrm. It doesn't like the -2 in there. ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

(( Wow that'd a lot of macro. ))

Forge: (( Also you can /ooc ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok I'm totally paying attention and not doing stuff in SR3 now ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Testing? ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant FOLLOW THE SUN~ Attack = 17 vs. Will       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 16   Radiant       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn. Effect- The target takes a 2 penalty to Will defense save ends.   Miss: Half Damage

Imban: (( Totally. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Oh I see. Okay. ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant FOLLOW THE SUN~ Attack = 9 vs. Will       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 15   Radiant       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn. Effect- The target takes a -2 penalty to Will defense save ends.   Miss: Half Damage

Azar Macan: (( ...how does it work now. ))

Adric Kain: (( Also if I vanish suddenly my computer shut itself off randomly ))

Azar Macan: (( well let's try... ))

Adric Kain: (( Like a jerk ))

Faiz: (( REGRIS STOP TUNNELING THROUGH THE WALL JEEZ ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Well I'll just let Imban place me then. :P ))

Forge: (( Woof this thing does not like running Mibbit as well as MapTool ))

Faiz: (( The casket exploded into treasure... AND FAERIES ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( I guess so D: ))

Forge: (( You look like Konata that small ))

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant FOLLOW THE SUN~ Attack = 7 vs. Will       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 14   Radiant       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.   Miss: Half Damage   Effect: The target takes a -2 penalty to Will defense save ends.

Forge: (( And now I can't unsee it ))

Azar Macan: (( HOLY SHIT IT FINALLY WORKS ))

Faiz: (( ...THANKS A GODDAMN LOT BLAINE ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Pfft. ))

Imban:

Wolfsbane was hiding in Serra's inventory, having mistaken her for Sarah.

Imban:

The names sound alike after all

Wolfsbane Erati: (( what well okay Hi tilus ))

Serra:

"Whoa!? What's a pixie doing in my backpack!?"

Serra: (( hi! ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Are we live now? ))

Imban: (( only vaguely ))

Azar Macan: (( we ooc all the time anywayyyss ))

Forge:

You appear to have a tiny person in your belongings.

* Wolfsbane Erati stretches and yawns, "Ah? The hell am I this time. Oh hell, I slept in some adventurer's pack again didn't I?"

Threden:

Systems reactivated.

Faiz:

...HOW DO YOU MANAGE...?

Serra:

"Yes, yes you seem to have. No wonder it was feeling a little heavier than usual."

Adric Kain:

The odd thing is that she's not even in the top five of the strangest things I've seen today.

Not an Owlbear:

Mh-rah?

* Wolfsbane Erati pulls out a small pipe and lights it, exhaling a gust of smoke, "You callin' me fat?"

Forge: (( I'd just like to say that she has more HP than Serra does ))

Serra: (( well yes, Serra is a controller. She's a frail back row magey type. ))

Imban: (( oh hey Regris go put your defenses in the AC line. Yes I know there's a Defense line. ))

Imban:

To get everyone back up to speed, your hemispherical, spined GM decides to recount what has happened lately.

Azar Macan: (( it's easier for on-the-fly checking ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Done. ))

Imban:

The heroes arrived at the 2nd floor of the catacombs under Rivenroar and have been hacking their way through them.

Imban:

They've found and freed the last two hostages, an attractive elven worshipper of Ioun, and a boy who... seemed to like giant robots an awful lot.

Imban:

They also found and killed the leader of the Red Hand, Sinruth, but on his corpse was a letter from "The Emissary", giving him orders.

Wolfsbane Erati:

So, what, you lot just tomb-raidin' as per the usual adventurer creed? Need aid of a Cleric? I sure as hell ain't gettin' outta here alone.

Threden: (( Sisko no ))

Forge:

Assistance is always appreciated. Are you capable of pulling your weight, diminuitive as it may be?

Faiz:

I THINK "RAIDING" IS A FAIRLY APPROPRIATE TERM, SURE...

Adric Kain:

Well, I'd have preferred the other cleric we met had stuck around, but sure.

Adric Kain:

More specifically though, we were here to rescue townspeople and recover their treasures.

Azar Macan:

We have come here on behalf of Rivenroar to rescue some of their people and important treasures from the Red Hand!

* Wolfsbane Erati blows another jet of smoke, sighing, "Just 'cuz I'm small doesn't mean I can't fight. I've taken down people twice yer size 'fore, tin can."

Serra:

"I suppose you could call what we're doing that, yes. And yes, having a cleric around would be helpful."

Azar Macan:

Althought the people part is finished, the treasures still remain. Likely guarded by...undead.

Imban:

Also, they've found two of the seven treasures taken from Brindol. As well as a bunch of other treasures that your lazy, spiny GM may have forgotten to roll for.

Azar Macan: (( >:| ))

Threden: (( What a cad. ))

Serra: (( >_ ))

Serra: (( ...blasted maptool cutting off left angle brackets ))

Forge: (( In his defense it's easy to get stuck in the ground when you're made of spikes. ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

Undead? Pssh, is that all you're frettin' over? Bah. Death's my specialty, I'll put them back where they belong.

Azar Macan: (( well at the end of this session we'll level up and get treasure. :| ))

* Faiz scratches at his helmet and turns his head to the other wall... rumbles.

Wolfsbane Erati:

Oh yeah, 'names Wolfsbane. Wolfsbane Erati. Wolf is fine.

Forge: (( And I'll have to relocate and reacquire my pdfs :/ ))

Serra:

"The undead haven't been too much of a problem. It's spiders, gnomes who like to turn invisible, snake swarms, and bears that have been our bane so far."

Serra:

"Especially the bears."

Azar Macan: (( you can always get one of us with fancy character builder to tell you what options you have ))

Imban:

That said, rooms 22, 23, and 24 are unexplored. The heroes did enter room 22 briefly, but decided to retreat at the sign of a Carnage Demon, a creature from the abyss.

Imban:

The other rooms are unknown, though they think they saw two powerful undead in room 24 through a scrying pool.

Forge:

I am Forge. It is short for Forge. And long for Forge.

Faiz:

AHAHA...

Adric Kain:

I'm Adric Kain, best selling author.

Threden:

This unit is named... Threden.

Azar Macan:

I am Azar Macan, user of the power of SUN VUL-CAAANNN~

Not an Owlbear:

Rar-ra!

Serra:

"You can call me Serra, traveling scholar. I specialize in history and mind frying. Nice to meet you."

Azar Macan:

And that's my EagleSharkPanther.

Forge: (( For my own reference what exactly is that thing? ))

Adric Kain: (( An Eaglesharkpanther ))

Imban: (( an eagle shark panther ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

Ah... hah. Interesting group as any. Well lead the way. I'll just go back to sittin' in this woman's bag.

Forge: (( Is it an actual amalgam chimera of an eagle, shark and panther? ))

Imban: (( yes ))

Faiz: (( It's technically an owlbear but yeah, it's some sort of creepy murder-chimera. ))

Forge: (( Serra's face has been augmented to be a pixie ))

Serra: (( ;_; ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Whoops! ))

Threden: (( (Serra) I didn't ask for this. ))

Azar Macan:

Shall we go after the horrible red thing, or the Wight?

Imban:

So, unless the party has developed a way to walk through walls, they should assemble at either the entrance to room 22 or 24.

Imban:

Mind you, the entrance to room 22 was a bit unstable.

Adric Kain:

The horrible red creature is closer.

* Faiz crosses his arms and tilts his head. "I... MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA..."

Serra:

"Yes, let's execute the plan we developed earlier."

Adric Kain:

Though if I recall that passage was structurally unsound.

Azar Macan:

We have to go through that hall one at a time, or the floor will fall. Then again, I suppose you don't need to worry about that, Wolf.

Faiz: (( Imban, about how much of the floor is SUPERBAD in that hallway? ))

* Wolfsbane Erati spends a bit of time loading a small crossbow and otherwise gearchecking herself. She seems to be wearing chain mail that, on closer inspection is actually just a chain.

Adric Kain:

The floor, no. The cieling? Yes.

Wolfsbane Erati:

Oh, yeah, flying's pretty awesome.

Serra:

"We should go the long way around, even though we would have to fight the wight first."

Faiz:

I IMAGINE SO...

Azar Macan: (( huh, I swear it was the floor. MAYBE I'M CRAZY ))

Serra: (( Yeah, I swore it was the floor. ))

Imban: (( no, it was the floor ))

Imban: (( Adric is silly. ))

Adric Kain: (( Maybe it was both! ))

* Faiz rolls his shoulders. "EHEH...~"

Serra: (( We're going to 22? ))

Faiz: (( Well I am at least. ))

Serra: (( And not doing the plan? ))

Imban:

The party seems confused, Serra wandering off in one direction and half of the group running in the other!

Faiz: (( HAVE FUN WITH THE WIGHT BRO ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( I'm just following the bigger crowd. ))

Azar Macan: (( hey fleed move one up ))

Forge: (( Just a sec, testing something ))

Forge:

Dragon's Tail • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Free Fall Crash Attack = 18 vs. Fort       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target is knocked prone.

Azar Macan: (( er, left ))

Forge: (( Awesome. ))

* Faiz kicks at the floor. "SO... DON'T FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW."

Threden: (( Boy, we're going to have fun fighting with hallways now. ))

Adric Kain:

I wasn't planning on it.

* Forge simply jumps the entire hallway.

Forge: (( Fly my speed~ ))

Faiz: (( Man don't. ))

Imban:

Through the door, you see an angry red monster pacing around. It seems like it would love nothing more than to tear your body out of your body.

* Faiz turns his head... "UH. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK..."

Adric Kain:

If you have a plan you should share it with the rest of us.

Threden: (( (Demon) THOSE STUPID ADVENTURERS. I SAW THEM RUN. GRR. ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

What on earth are those two doing?

Faiz:

THIS FLOOR ISN'T STABLE.

Azar Macan:

I think we wants to lure it back into the floor.

Faiz:

I'M GONNA COLLAPSE IT ON THE THING IN THERE.

Azar Macan: (( he, rather. :v ))

Forge:

I see. Well then.

* Forge jumps back.

Evistro:

SATAN SATAN HELL SATAN LUCIFER FIRE BRIMSTONE SATAN

Wolfsbane Erati:

Huh. Well that's not a bad idea.

Adric Kain:

Presuming it falls for it.

Serra:

"I believe Faiz is running ahead to try to lure the thing we saw up in the next room onto the unstable floor, and then collapse it on him.

* Faiz kicks open the door!

Forge: (( And yes I did just longjump the hallway and jump back because awesome. ))

Faiz:

HEY!!

Evistro:

HELL

Faiz:

HELL TO YOU TOO, BRO!

* Evistro glares at Faiz, but can't seem to move past the square.

Forge: (( I KNOW HELL, YOU AIN'T GOT NO DOCTORATE ))

Azar Macan:

FORGE IS IT WORKING?

* Faiz just... stands there. "HELL?"

Azar Macan: (( FAIZ. ))

Azar Macan: (( brain, not working. ))

Adric Kain:

Is it not moving?

* Faiz turns his head to the party and shrugs.

Serra:

"Doesn't look like it."

Adric Kain:

Are there any arcane symbols on the ground?

* Faiz takes a step inside to take a look around.

* Wererat 1 waves.

* Faiz waves!

Wererat 1:

I release you, crypt guardian!

Faiz:

--WAIT

Evistro:

HELL!

Adric Kain:

He just walked into a trap, didn't he?

Imban: (( initiative plz ))

Faiz:

Initiative = 10       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 2

* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 10 + 2 = 12

Wolfsbane Erati: (( All of us? ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+2 Initiationizing => 16 + 2 = 18

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Init gogo! => 8 + 1 = 9

* Regris rolls: 1d20+1 my init is bad => 10 + 1 = 11

* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 Init => 9 + 3 = 12

Adric Kain: (( I lied. Mine is one lower. ))

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24

Serra: (( And of course Slow!Serra is dead last again. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 HELL => 4 + 4 = 8

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 RATS => 19 + 7 = 26

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 RATS => 2 + 7 = 9

Serra: (( Or not. Mr. HELL is slower, wow! ))

Azar Macan: (( so this is going to be 'fun' ))

Forge: (( Can we safely assume this is a bossfight scenario? ))

Serra: (( We beat the boss already. ))

Azar Macan: (( right to the right is the wight, Blaine ))

Faiz: (( Not... really... ))

Azar Macan: (( so two big fights... ))

Imban:

The wererat sneaks around the pillars!

Forge: (( I see no wight ))

Serra: (( It's not there yet. ))

Adric Kain:

There's a Wight in room 24

Adric Kain: (( Err OOC that ))

Azar Macan: (( we know it's in the throne room, chilling. ))

Forge: (( So... it's not here wight now. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 nin nin (vs. Faiz's perception) => 12 + 5 = 17

Wolfsbane Erati: (( I hate you. ))

Faiz:

Perception = 27       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 7

Faiz:

I SEE YOU, DUMBASS.

Imban:

...it charges at Faiz anyway!

Azar Macan: (( FAIZ IS BEST AT SEEING ))

Adric Kain: (( I already made the obligatory Wight pun last time ))

Serra: (( Faiz totally sees time itself. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 BITE vs. AC => 7 + 9 = 16

Forge has received initiative.

Forge: (( So we can run down the hallway right? ))

Faiz: (( One at a time, but I still think I can pull off the hallway-break. ))

Forge: (( Well I'm gonna give you some help anyways. ))

Serra: (( When it gets down to me I can flay the wererat from past the hallway. ))

Serra: (( And deny it the ability to OA you, Faiz. ))

Azar Macan: (( don't we have to stand at the edge of the breaking parts to hit one rat ))

Forge: (( RUUUUNNIIING FOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE ))

Serra: (( Congrats, you've also barricaded Mr. HELL from entering the hallway. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Nah, he can still be pulled back. ))

Threden: (( Fleed moves before Hell does. ))

* Forge sprints down the hallway, charging up his fist to punch next to Faiz's feet.

Forge:

ACHO!

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 9 vs. Ref       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Faiz:

E-ER.

Imban:

Not exactly.

Faiz:

THIS... THIS ISN'T GOING AS WELL AS PLANNED.

Forge: (( Anyway there's physically no way in hell that the boss is gonna get here, and then through the hallway before I can go again. ))

Adric Kain: (( do I need to move to see the rat? ))

Serra: (( True. ))

Forge: (( At least this way you have backup ))

Imban: (( No, but it has cover vs. you right now ))

Adric Kain: (( How about there? ))

Imban: (( Fine ))

* Adric Kain plays his flute at the rat, causing a thunderous sound.

Forge: (( Besides with Steel Wind I can move 8 spaces, so I can just return to my original point ))

Adric Kain:

Staggering Note • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Thunder The sharp sound you create causes your opponent to recoil clumsily. Attack = 18 vs. Will       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 5   Thunder       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You push the target 2 squares. As a free action, an ally of your choice can make a melee basic attack against the target before, after, or during this forced movement.

Serra: (( Right. ))

Adric Kain: (( Fleed, free attack ))

Wererat 1:

Wererat 1 loses 5 hit points.

Faiz:

Melee Basic • Standard Action • Weapon SWORD TO THE FACE! Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4

Wererat 1:

Wererat 1 loses 5 hit points.

Threden: (( It has a tough face. ))

Azar Macan: (( and now noone can shoot it ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Aw, pushed him out of blasting range. ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Adric Kain: (( They can if you move your thingy ))

Adric Kain: (( or move through me ))

Azar Macan: (( onto the unstable ground, though. ))

Serra: (( But you'd have to move onto the dangerous tile. ))

Adric Kain: (( Or he can move it back ))

Azar Macan: (( isn't the rat more than 10 squares from where ardic is? ))

Imban: (( yes ))

Imban: (( That said, it's still Sun Vulcan's turn~ ))

Azar Macan:

Well this...isn't going as planned.

Serra:

"No it's not. But we at least got Faiz away from the rat."

Serra: (( Rather, the rat away from Faiz. ))

Azar Macan:

...Well, YOU STILL CATCH THE JUDGEMENT!

* Azar Macan points at the wererat!

Wolfsbane Erati:

I... think the rat would be the one wanting to get away from Faiz.

Serra: (( I corrected myself. ))

Adric Kain:

You'd think so, but the creatures in here are rather stupid.

Azar Macan: (( turn end. ))

Threden has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

And extremely unimaginitive.

Evistro:

...satan?

Azar Macan:

I think we're out of thing that shout FOR THE RED HAND, though.

Threden:

Passageway unstable. Holding position.

Evistro: (( (Actually, do any of you speak Abyssal?) ))

Adric Kain:

We've got the Red Hand's corpse right here.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Nope. ))

Adric Kain: (( Nope, it's not a L1 language option ))

Serra: (( Nope. ))

Azar Macan: (( you can't take it at level 1, sooo ))

Evistro: (( Ahh. Yeah, Mr. HELL is saying stuff in Abyssal but ))

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Clearly we're now going to act like we're saving the hell demon. And give him brofists when the rats are dead. ))

Forge: (( Forge speaks Common. And Common. ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

Well it looks unstable but I'm probably okay.

Imban: (( you can use space to make moves that aren't through walls ))

Imban: (( and probably should _ ))

Imban: (( *>_> ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Lies. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( It's five. : ))

Faiz: (( TUNNELPIXIE ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Anyways taking defensive and ending my turn. ))

Serra: (( Clearly she's so small she can fit through the molecular structure of the wall. ))

Faiz has received initiative.

* Faiz looks at the demon... looks at the rat. Looks at the demon again... rumbles. "AND HERE I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GOING OKAY..."

Adric Kain:

At least it's not a bear.

* Faiz leaps forward and ROCK SLAMS the wererat anyway! "YOU COST ME MY PLAN!"

Faiz:

Armor Impact • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon ROCKS FALL, BECOME FAIZ. Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Gain a +1 AC power bonus until the end of your next turn.

Serra has received initiative.

Imban:

The wererat dodges Faiz!

Azar Macan: (( what the hell Imban ))

Serra:

"Well, I'm in a bit of a tight spot here, aren't I?"

Imban: (( That was Regris. <_< ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Lies and slander. ))

* Serra steps up closer to the hallway, ends turn.

Imban:

The other wererat flanks Faiz and backbites him!

Faiz: (( Wait, what. ))

Imban: (( oh wait that's a hell of an illegal charge ))

Faiz: (( Aren't charges nearest square? ))

Imban: (( I got drunk. ))

Forge: (( Yeaaah. ))

Imban: (( no flanking ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

I'm thinkin' that pulling back idea might be good about now!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 chew :3 => 8 + 9 = 17

* Imban rolls: 1d4+2 => 2 + 2 = 4

Faiz:

Faiz loses 4 hit points.

Forge: (( He missed. ))

Forge: (( +1 AC ))

Imban: (( ... 17 misses 17? ))

Faiz: (( On-AC hits. ))

Forge: (( ROCKS FELL, BECAME FAIZ ))

Threden: (( That missed. ))

Faiz: (( That only works when I hit. ))

Forge: (( Oh. ))

Imban:

Faiz feels sick and also bleeding!

Forge: (( my bad then! ))

Imban:

Faiz loses a healing surge (to disease) and is taking ongoing 2 physical (save ends)!

Faiz: (( Oh what? ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Yeah wererats are fuckers. ))

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

* Faiz floorsurfs away~

Forge: (( Hahahahaha ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Nice. ))

Evistro:

...baal.

Faiz:

HELL~

* Faiz flashes a thumbs-up.

Azar Macan: (( so Serra and Mecha can shoot it, but not the rest of us, huh. ))

Evistro:

The evistro's body ripples with thunder momentarily, and then it steps down to get right up in Faiz's face again.

Threden:

Maneuver effective.

Adric Kain: (( You could shoot it if you swapped places with your monster ))

Evistro:

The other wererat charges in and chomps on Forge!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 chew :3 => 19 + 9 = 28

Azar Macan: (( I'm not sure if that works. If Imban allows it, sure. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d4+2 => 4 + 2 = 6

Forge:

Forge loses 6 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( You can move through allies ))

Faiz:

Mountain Buster • Immediate Interrupt • Primal, Weapon INTERJECTION!! Attack = 17 vs. Fortitude       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4 Trigger: An enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target. Hit: Target grants combat advantage to yourself and all allies until the end of your next turn.

Azar Macan: (( well yes but I have to spend a move action to command it to move. ))

Wererat 1:

Wererat 1 loses 13 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Oh, I can fix that ))

Threden: (( Serra is also totally blocking Forge's evac route. ))

Imban:

Oh, go me not noticing it was marked even. It takes a -2 to that and still hits since it rolled a 19. Forge is leaking (ongoing 2, save ends) and sick (-1 healing surge) though

Forge has received initiative.

Serra: (( Forge can double move. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( I am probably going to zot a rat or evil dude there for astral seal so one of you two can reclaim HP. ))

Forge: (( Ok this is important. ))

Forge: (( Does Wolfie flying in the hallway count as multiple people? ))

Imban: (( ...no. ))

Imban: (( Dude she weighs 2 pounds. ))

Imban: (( And is flying. ))

* Forge Just being sure.

Faiz: (( WELL YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A DICK, BRO ))

Threden: (( She flies by carring herself in her backpack. ))

Azar Macan: (( ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES ))

Imban: (( Oh, right, saving at the start of your turn is a Warden thing, not a Warforged thing. ))

Forge:

Forge loses 2 hit points.

* Forge would grimice if he had lips, but instead punches at the wererat with his ground pound, using the force from hitting the ground to launch himself back down the hall.

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 9 vs. Ref       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5

Faiz: (( Now, uh, get the hell out of the hallway. So I can do it. ))

Imban:

The hallway audibly creaks.

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Forge: (( Action points can give me a move, right? ))

Imban: (( a standard, which you can use to move ))

Serra: (( Yes they can. ))

Forge: (( Using, moving. ))

Faiz: (( ...AAAA?! ))

Imban: (( also you might want to save versus bleeding ))

* Blaine rolls: 1d20 => 10

Faiz: (( Oh wait I can just move through all y'all. ))

Faiz: (( Meh~ ))

Forge: (( Is that plus anything? ))

Forge: (( I've not had to save yet ))

Adric Kain: (( No, but I think you saved ))

Threden: (( Robots get +2 to save vs ongoing. ))

Imban: (( Not unless you have a specific bonus, but 10 is successful. ))

Serra: (( Nope, saves are never +anything, unless you save like a bawss. ))

Azar Macan: (( that saves. it's 1d20, get 10 or higher, tou good ))

Forge: (( Ah. ))

Imban: (( Robots apparently have a specific bonus. ))

Forge: (( Yep, +2 vs ongoing ))

Forge: (( Ok I'm done ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Fleed you're doing a hit and run right ))

Faiz: (( I'm gonna do... stuff. You're flying, you should probably hit and run yourself though. ))

Adric Kain: (( Do you want me to move you at all? ))

Faiz: (( No. ))

Adric Kain: (( Ok. ))

Faiz: (( Don't move them, either. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Yeah, alright. I probably will zap and move back 4, no big. ))

Threden: (( I would recommend Serra or Adric moving so that Faiz has a place to use the attack and hit the area, though. ))

Serra: (( If you want to delay until right after me, I can zap both of them and prevent them from OAing you. ))

Serra: (( And then clear out for Faiz. ))

Faiz: (( Fair enough. ))

Azar Macan: (( you can do that...? ))

Adric Kain:

Moment of Escape • Move • Arcane You distract your enemies with a quick refrain, giving your embattled ally a chance to get away Effect: You Slide the target 4 Squares

Imban: (( yes, you can delay your action ))

* Adric Kain nudges the chimera away so Azar can slide in.

Not an Owlbear:

Mhr? Mrh.

Forge: (( He's busy thinking about anchovies ))

* Adric Kain then plays the flute toward the demon.

Forge: (( All three parts of him like fish ))

Evistro:

SATAN

Adric Kain:

Vicious Mockery • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Psychic Insult you to death Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 5 Hit: Target takes a -2 Penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn

Faiz:

I THINK HE LIKES IT.

Evistro:

Evistro loses 6 hit points.

Adric Kain:

GOD LOVES YOU

Wolfsbane Erati:

C'mon you big ugly lug, I've seen imps prettier than you!

Adric Kain:

THE NICE ONES THAT IS

Adric Kain:

Like....Hanali, and Errevan!

Adric Kain:

And Sune.

Adric Kain:

And....

Evistro:

BAAL CHAOS PYREFLAME DAMN

Imban:

You think you got on its nerves.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan:

HEY!

Azar Macan:

SUN VULCAN!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 12 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4

Threden has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( it still is granting CA, isn't it? ))

Azar Macan: (( Fleed did a thing. ))

Faiz: (( You... still don't really hit, I think... ))

Imban: (( only to Fleed ))

Threden: (( That was to the rat, who has 16 Ref. So it still misses. ))

Imban: (( The only one globally granting CA is the rat. ))

Faiz: (( Demon is CA to me only, yeah. ))

Azar Macan: (( Oh, I got those mixed up. ))

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Let's see... ))

Forge: (( Seeing the tiny little pog still amuses me ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

Faiz or whatever it was right? Let's give you a helpin' hand.

Faiz:

HUH?

* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 Astral Seal vs. Will => 10 + 8 = 18

Wolfsbane Erati: (( It takes a -2 to all defenses and grants Faiz HP if he hits it. ))

Imban: (( It, eh. ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

Punch that big one something fierce, I think you'll like it!

Wolfsbane Erati: (( The demon dude ))

Faiz:

I, UH...

Faiz has received initiative.

Forge:

Faiz does enjoy hitting things.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( I don't know your powers so if that's against stuff then _ ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( My bad. ))

Faiz: (( Can I still do my Warden SAVE and hold off or does holding transfer everything? ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

'scuse me, makin' some room on your shoulder.

Threden: (( Does it matter? ))

Imban: (( Holding transfers everything, but the CA thing would wear off ))

Faiz: (( Meh, good enough. Waiting until after Serra. ))

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Serra:

"Oh, I read this little trick in a book once. Let's see how effective is."

Serra:

"Hey, you things over there! Eternal love! And world peace! And no more troubles for the rest of your days!"

Wererat 1:

Yay!

Evistro:

... HELL

Faiz:

...WHAT?

Forge: (( HAKUNA MATATA MOTHERFUCKERS ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dishearten @ All bad things, vs Will => 10 + 6 = 16

Serra: (( Augment 1. ))

Forge: (( They just got Laharl'd ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Wererat 1), -2 to attack, can't make OAs until end of next turn => 5 + 4 = 9

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Wererat 2), -2 to attack, can't make OAs until end of next turn => 4 + 4 = 8

Wererat 1:

Wererat 1 loses 9 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Evistro), -2 to attack, can't make OAs until end of next turn => 4 + 4 = 8

Evistro:

Evistro loses 8 hit points.

Serra:

"And with that, I clear out of the way~"

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

...

* Faiz flips off both the rat and the demon with each hand.

Faiz:

LATER.

Forge: (( Wererat 2 forgot to lose HP ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 20       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 0

Wererat 2:

Wererat 2 loses 8 hit points.

* Faiz doublemoves out of the way~

Threden: (( Faiz saves EVERYTHING ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Ah doublemove. Okay. ))

Forge: (( I like how you got a 20 after doing that ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Oh well, if someone else hits evil dude they can restore HP ))

Wererat 1:

Wererat 1 is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Forge: (( Also, Serra hit them so I think she gets the health? ))

* Faiz can be heard yelling "SHITLOOOOOOOOOOORDS" as he scampers off down the hall.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Oh. Hm that might be right. ))

Forge: (( Unless it specifiesmelee ))

Azar Macan: (( It's not temp health, it's health health ))

Evistro:

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Wolfsbane Erati: (( It just says next ally so yeah, Serra got it. ))

Serra: (( I do get health. But unless it's Temp HP it earns me nothing. ))

Faiz: (( tee hee ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Claw the shit out of Faiz => 18 + 8 = 26

Forge: (( Well I mean more you used it up ))

* Imban rolls: 1d8+5 => 1 + 5 = 6

Faiz:

Faiz loses 6 hit points.

Serra: (( Oh. ))

Azar Macan: (( pffffff ))

Forge: (( Waa waaa ))

Imban: (( Oops, seems like I got the wererats confused in turn order. Well, doesn't matter much. ))

Azar Macan: (( are they just gonna hang out up there? ))

Wererat 2:

Wererat 2 is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Forge has received initiative.

Imban: (( Yeah, given that they regen, I think they will ))

Forge:

Excuse me, friend Adric.

Faiz: (( I am just going to super-murder them anyway. ))

Azar Macan: (( aw man Mecha and my thing should switch places ))

* Forge lightls pushes him out of the way, then punches the ground.

Forge:

WUTA!

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 15 vs. Ref       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5

Adric Kain: (( More like Forge and your thing ))

Evistro:

Evistro loses 13 hit points.

Adric Kain: (( Wait no. Me and Roge ))

Adric Kain: (( Forge ))

Imban:

The floor creaks and wobbles.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Yeah he's stll debuffed so he should go down ez. ))

Azar Macan: (( damage aura ))

Forge: (( Anyone need me to move? ))

Imban: (( that's what, +2? ))

Azar Macan: (( yes, but it's nowhere near being able to be used ))

Imban: (( oh, right ))

Faiz: (( I thought damage aura was only 1 around your pet, yeah. ))

Azar Macan: (( since it's enemies near IT, not allies near it. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Forge: (( Kay just gonna stay here then ))

* Adric Kain shifts back from the hideous demon thing.

Azar Macan: (( yeah if Mecha moves down I can order it to go into that space, right? ))

* Adric Kain then plays the flute some more.

Adric Kain:

Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it. Attack = 13 vs. Will       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 8   Radiant       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5 Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Adric Kain: (( Is it debuffed at all? ))

Imban: (( I think only -attacks ))

Adric Kain: (( If not can Serra use her interrupt thing? ))

Azar Macan: (( it's still -2, isn't it? ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Yes it's -2 ))

Serra: (( Doesn't it still have the defense debuff? ))

Imban: (( oh, astral seal ))

Azar Macan: (( Regris hasn't gone yet. ))

Imban: (( right ))

Evistro:

Evistro loses 8 hit points.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Yep it's good and fucked. _ ))

Adric Kain:

Enjoy the pretty light show.

Forge: (( It's also radiant, does he take extra for HELL? ))

Adric Kain: (( That's just undead I think ))

Forge: (( Just checking ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

* Azar Macan points at the space in front of himself with his dagger

Azar Macan:

Go there!

Forge: (( Also are we to assume this thing was always here? ))

Azar Macan: (( I appeared with it last session ))

Forge: (( Ok. ))

Azar Macan: (( since Azar Masaki'd a session ))

Forge:

What a strange creature up close.

Faiz:

IT'S... KINDA DOWNRIGHT UNSETTLING, REALLY...

Serra: (( Yeah. Sun Vulcan granted Azar an eaglesharkpanther companion. ))

Not an Owlbear:

Mrah! *waves at Forge*

* Forge pats EagleSharkPanther on the shoulder.

Wolfsbane Erati:

Oh, it's smart too.

Forge:

Worry not, people often stare at me as well.

Azar Macan:

Anyways!

Serra:

"Hey, it's a fascinating little thing! Not often you come across something that's half eagle, half shark, and half panther."

Wererat 1:

hurr

Adric Kain:

It does speak to something that the demonkin is the second-most "normal" of this bunch

* Azar Macan raises his hand alight with energy!

Faiz:

I... I'M NORMAL, RIGHT...?

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Blast • Standard Action - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement Feel the power of SUN VULCAN~ Attack = 10 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4

Threden has received initiative.

Forge:

As normal as Threden and I, friend Faiz.

Azar Macan: (( no CA or anything, huh. :v ))

Faiz:

OH.

Forge:

But once my quest is complete, we shall be recognized properly. Not through conquest but through achievement.

Threden:

Target within range.

Adric Kain:

I think the scale goes humans, elves, dwarves, demonfolk, shorties, fey, warforged, and birdfolk.

Threden:

Recoil Strike • Standard • Weapon,Primal You launch your arm at the enemy and drag them closer to yourself. For beatings. Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 3 Hit: You pull the target one square.

Evistro:

Evistro loses 9 hit points.

Threden: (( Can I pull it NOWHERE, since it can't? ))

Azar Macan: (( +2. ))

Imban: (( You can't possibly pull it, yeah ))

Evistro:

Evistro loses 2 hit points.

Wolfsbane Erati:

Welcome to the hall of pain, my demonic friend!

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

* Wolfsbane Erati pats Threden, "Nice shot by the way."

Azar Macan: (( also technically it has animal intelligence but that's no fun ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 Astral Seal vs Will again hurr hurr => 16 + 8 = 24

* Wolfsbane Erati end turn.

Evistro:

hell ._.

Serra has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Heyyyg. ))

Azar Macan: (( also I should totally put translations in its dialogue since Regris can understand it ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Serra, hold your init to after Faiz. ))

Forge: (( Yeah it's Faiz now ))

Imban: (( Er... no. ))

Forge: (( Unless the hold is permanent ))

Adric Kain: (( It is ))

Imban: (( Faiz held his action... ))

Forge: (( Ok, carry on ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Let him get some of that HP back. :v ))

* Serra holds init until after Faiz then, sure.

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

Faiz has received initiative.

Forge: (( And now we're back to normal! ))

Imban: (( I wish it wouldn't randomly kick the init to Regris whenever I do that. The init tool is a bit weird about that. ))

* Faiz manages to flourish that greatsword simply by virtue of being BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE in the small hallway. "SORRY, BRO."

Faiz:

Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon HAHA! Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.

* Faiz slams it down!!

Faiz:

Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone IMPACT!! Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.

Evistro:

Evistro loses 5 hit points.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Faiz regains +6 HP ))

Evistro:

Evistro loses 2 hit points.

Faiz: (( Aw...? ))

Imban:

The hallway rumbles, then with a huge crack, the entire length of it collapses ten feet!

Faiz: (( Hoho~ ))

* Imban rolls: 1d10 => 9

Evistro:

Evistro loses 9 hit points.

Imban:

The entire hallway is now difficult terrain, and requires an Athletics check to climb up either side!

Serra has received initiative.

* Serra steps down to get a better angle at the demon thing.

Wolfsbane Erati:

Niiice.

Azar Macan:

That good a while, but it worked!

Azar Macan: (( TOOK A WHILE ))

Azar Macan: (( my brains. ))

Serra:

"Nice move indeed! Now let's see if I can't follow up with a little bit of mindblasting!"

Imban: (( Serra, the demon isn't targetable from where you're at unless you have some kind of area attack. ))

* Faiz stomps a bit and kicks some dust at the demon below him. "NOT AS GREAT AS I THOUGHT..."

Forge: (( If anyone can put it into the space to its right, please do so ))

Serra: (( I do indeed have an area attack. ))

Azar Macan: (( STATIC MOTE? ))

Serra: (( Dishearten. ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 6 hit points.

Forge: (( Actually does a Close Blast hit him? ))

Serra: (( I forgot it was area until earlier this week. ))

Adric Kain: (( I can move him anyway ))

Imban: (( depends (on your interpretation of goofy errata), he's 10' down ))

Forge: (( Well I was gonna give him the triple stack of pain but he's out of my melee range ))

Serra:

"Demon thing! Optimism forever!"

Faiz: (( I'm fairly sure you can still jump DOWN there. ))

Forge: (( And I don't wanna go down there really. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( On the bright side it won't break again. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dishearten @ Demon thing (placing burst behind and above it), vs Will => 6 + 6 = 12

Serra: (( And it's still debuffed, so hits. ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage, -2 to attack until end of next turn => 4 + 4 = 8

Evistro:

Evistro loses 8 hit points.

Wererat 2:

Wererat 2 is healed and gains 3 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( ...still +2 for aura? ))

Imban: (( depends on your interpretation of goofy errata, but logically, no ))

Azar Macan: (( awww ))

Wererat 2:

Nin nin.

Azar Macan: (( well I can do literally nothing then. maybe move my guy away. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 nin => 8 + 10 = 18

Evistro:

GRAZZT

Faiz:

GNASH?

Imban:

The evistro scrampers up the edge of the cliff and claws at Faiz!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 Does it succeed at climbing _ => 6 + 8 = 14

Imban:

roll 1d20+7 What about hitting Faiz (vs. AC)

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 What about hitting Faiz (vs. AC) => 7 + 7 = 14

Imban:

Well one out of two isn't bad. It slides back down afterwards though.

* Faiz kicks the demon back down the hallway cliff.

Wererat 1:

Wererat 1 is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Wererat 1:

Nin nin!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+10 => 6 + 10 = 16

Forge has received initiative.

Forge: (( Can I just jump down there? ))

Wererat 1: (( of course? ))

Forge: (( Screw it. Jumping down! ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Punch his shit out! ))

* Forge hops down into the pit with the demon, leading with a dropkick!

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 5

Evistro:

Evistro loses 15 hit points.

* Forge spinkicks his knee!

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.

Evistro:

Evistro loses 5 hit points.

* Forge nips up and elbow drops him!

Faiz:

HAHAHA.

Forge:

Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial Stag Beetle Crusher Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.

* Adric Kain applauds

Evistro:

DIABLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---

Serra:

"Nicely done!"

Wolfsbane Erati:

You set his shit straight, nice!

Imban:

You're pretty sure that last line of its sounded rather profane.

Adric Kain:

That just leaves the wererats.

Azar Macan:

That sure that horrible thing what for.

Forge:

Hmph. That went better than expected.

* Faiz looks down the hallway. "SO... WELL."

Forge: (( Also I totally killed him with the first two but I'm fine with leaving that spent for the elbow drop. ))

Not an Owlbear:

Ra-rar!

Serra:

"Now I'm sure the robots and the fairy can get across the collapsed hallway fine, but for the rest of us..."

* Faiz crosses his arms. "DID WHAT I WANTED, BUT... NOT NEARLY AS SATISFYING AS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN."

Forge:

The drop is minor. Catching you is simple.

Wolfsbane Erati:

Why not just let one of those guys throw you up? They seem sturdy enough.

Faiz: (( ROBOT CROWDSURF ))

Not an Owlbear: (( so are we still taking turns as-in-combat? ))

Serra:

"I don't like the sound of that, but I suppose there's little other option..."

Imban: (( up to you, but the wererats are going back up to full HP if you decide that's a bad idea ))

Forge: (( We're still in combat, the rats are just fucking off ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Faiz: (( One of them already IS and I think by the time we get all acclimated to the other side the other will be well on its way. ))

Imban: (( Well then go take a short rest and decide what to do. ))

Faiz: (( So... I say fuck it, let's take a breather and charge down the wight. ))

Wererat 1:

Wererat 1 is healed and gains 22 hit points.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Mmm, wight smiting. ))

Adric Kain:

Well, we can go around and leave them for later. I'm sure they won't be going anywhere.

Forge: (( Saving my surges, I only took negligible damage ))

* Adric Kain plays song for whoever wants to spend surges.

Serra:

"True. I think it would be best if we went around."

* Faiz kicks at the edge of the hallcliff, sending a little cloud of dust over the demon's body. "I WAS KIND OF HOPING THE FLOOR WOULD LIKE... FALL INTO SOME ABYSS OR SOMETHING."

* Wolfsbane Erati flits over to Faiz, sitting on his shoulder, "Eh. It worked out in the end though."

Serra:

"Well, this is a building, and we are on the second floor of it."

Serra:

"But the plan worked, and it helped us beat the demon."

Threden:

OBSERVATION: The demon likely fell into some sort of abyss when defeated.

Forge:

If it's any consolation, I don't believe this floor would cave in without an actual earthquake.

* Forge stamps the ground next to him.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Yeah if anyone wants to spend a healing surge I can give them that +1d6+4 HP. ))

Faiz:

I'M AN EARTHQUAKE...

* Imban rolls: 1d20 => 5

Azar Macan: (( ?! ))

Imban: (( oh, I was just going to have something funny to Forge happen if I rolled a 1 ))

Imban: (( *happen to ))

* Faiz rumbles and turns off to go the other way

Forge: (( Also I forgot to remove my contractions dammiiiiiit ))

* Serra also heads down the other direction.

Azar Macan:

We go to fight the wight?

* Forge jumps up to the top of the pit.

Faiz:

WIGHT FIGHT, WIGHTFIGHT.

Faiz:

LIKE A KNIFE FIGHT BUT WITH DEAD GUYS.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( IN b4 wight power ))

Adric Kain:

No one make a wight/right pun.

Azar Macan: (( FUCK YES I CAN SELECT BOTH ))

Serra:

"Don't worry, we will crush the wight with all our might."

Forge: (( Hey guys. ))

Forge: (( Might makes wight. ))

* Adric Kain facepalm

Azar Macan: (( Blaine go up if you want ))

* Faiz taps at his shoulder armor with his greatsword. "FUH..."

Forge: (( I think this works for now. Faiz makes a good point man. ))

Forge: (( It's a Witchalok! ))

Azar Macan: (( oh no, something with a good will save ))

Faiz: (( So hey, Umb; how you wanna do this vis-a-vis marks? ))

Adric Kain: (( It had to happen eventually. ))

Serra: (( Oh no indeed. ))

Threden: (( Hm. ))

Serra: (( Well, the specters had good will saves too. ))

Threden: (( I can take the skeleton, unless you want to. ))

Faiz: (( That sounds fine. ))

Serra: (( But this thing actually has bad fort. ))

Forge: (( Uh oh he has a strong mental barrier. Unfortunately he's not an Evangelion pilot so my fists don't care! ))

Serra: (( For those of you who can target fort. ))

Faiz: (( The only thing that targets Fort is... the interrupt attacks Umb and I get, I think. ))

Forge: (( I can keep knocking it prone theoretically. ))

Faiz: (( Maybe something of Blaine's? ))

Forge: (( I have an At-Will and an Encounter that target Fort ))

Faiz: (( Fair enough. I can't keep everyone memorized~ ))

Faiz: (( Anyway...! ))

Imban:

Two thrones sit along the north wall of this immense chamber. One has a rotting but still fleshy corpse on it, and the other has a bleached skeleton. Other piles of bone litter the ground. The eyes of the fleshy corpse begin to glow. “Intruderssssss!” it lisps. “Consssssssume them!”

Wolfsbane Erati:

Oh, hi there.

Boneshard Skeleton:

"Yes, my master."

Faiz:

UAH--

Adric Kain:

Awww, is that your wife?

* Faiz was... not expecting a voice like that...

* Imban rolls: 1d20+5 Initiative => 4 + 5 = 9

Forge:

At least they do not yell about the Red Hand.

Azar Macan:

Together with the power of SUN VULCAN we shall defeat you!

Faiz:

Initiative = 21       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 2

* Azar rolls: 1d20+2 GO TIME! => 6 + 2 = 8

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+5 => 2 + 5 = 7

* Threden rolls: 1d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10

* Imban rolls: 1d20+4 Wight init => 8 + 4 = 12

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Maybe I won't come in last this time!? => 4 + 1 = 5

* Regris rolls: +1 hurr => 1

* Regris rolls: 1d20+1 hurr => 11 + 1 = 12

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+1 It's INTIATIVE TIME => 16 + 1 = 17

Serra: (( Nope, I come in last. ))

Forge: (( Also I now have the pixie on my head. ))

Faiz has received initiative.

Adric Kain: (( PANCHI DA! ROBO! ))

Forge: (( Well I AM basically a Mobile Fighter. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Hah. ))

* Faiz brandishes his greatsword around before charging off in the wight's direction!!

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon CRASH INTRUDE!! Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4

Deathlock Wight:

Deathlock Wight loses 14 hit points.

Faiz:

ACTION POINT • Free Action • Awesome I'M NOT DONE YET!! Effect: Gain another Standard Action.

Faiz:

Aggressor • Free Action • Martial, Weapon HAHA! Effect: Gain +1 to your next attack roll. Mark the target of the attack, regardless of the result.

Faiz:

Shockwave • Standard Action • Primal, Weapon, Zone IMPACT!! Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4 Effect: Creates a Close Burst 1 zone of rippling earth until the end of your next turn. If targets inside the zone attempt to leave, they are knocked prone and take 2 damage.

Azar Macan: (( awwwww ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Right, I gotta mark both. Hurr. ))

Threden: (( Hey, is it possible to rename the "Other" status effects, by the way? ))

Imban: (( Don't think so. I could check it out later, but. ))

* Adric Kain wanders in, plays a tune on the flute toward the Skeleton

Adric Kain:

Color Orb • Standard • Arcane, Implement, Radiant You throw a brightly shining orb of brilliant colors at your foe, momentarily dazing it. Attack = 11 vs. Will       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 8   Radiant       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 5 Hit: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn.

Adric Kain: (( Awww ))

Threden: (( Ok. It'd just be easier to tell which Mark status was ours. ))

Imban: (( I use auras for marks now ))

Imban: (( green = fleed, yellow = you ))

* Adric Kain shakes the Flute a little and looks it over.

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

Adric Kain:

Huh...oh well.

Threden: (( Oh, ok. ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

Hello there.

Forge:

Perhaps they do not appreciate music.

Adric Kain:

Greetings.

* Regris rolls: 1d20+8 vs Will Astral Seal on Skeleton. => 4 + 8 = 12

Adric Kain:

And please, only uncultured filth doesn't appreciate my music.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( And that's a miss. Next. ))

Faiz:

I DON'T THINK SKELETONS HAVE MUCH OF A CULTURE!

Forge:

One of them is a rotting corpse.

Forge:

I believe filth is apt.

Deathlock Wight:

BEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Azar Macan: (( so if both me and my companion can move, can my campanion do a charge to just move, or...? ))

Deathlock Wight:

The wight screams at Faiz!

Faiz:

WHAT? WHAT?! YOU WANT A SHOUTING MATCH!?

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Will => 7 + 7 = 14

Adric Kain: (( The Wight has been playing Skyrim ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 => 2

Faiz:

Faiz loses 2 hit points.

Faiz:

GONNA MESS YOU UP GOOD, BROHA-- HUH.

Imban:

Faiz staggers back a step in terror, then regains his composure!

Faiz:

SO HERE I AM.

Deathlock Wight:

"Arise, my warriors!"

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Mmm, minions. ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 5 + 3 = 8

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 1 + 3 = 4

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16

* Imban rolls: 1d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13

Serra: (( Mmm, minions. ))

Forge: (( QUICK, ADRIC! SPOOKY SPOOKY SKELETON DANCE! ))

Adric Kain:

Now this will be good for the book. Minions.

Serra: (( Hey! I beat out one of them! ))

Decrepit Skeleton 1:

aaa

Faiz:

AAA?

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 aaa => 3 + 6 = 9

Serra: (( AAA NO ))

Imban:

The skeleton's longsword misses you due to its awful creaky bones.

* Faiz tilts his head quizzically at the skeleton. "WHAT ARE..."

Decrepit Skeleton 4:

aaa?

Wolfsbane Erati:

No sir, I don't like it.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 hack Adric => 18 + 6 = 24

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain loses 4 hit points.

Decrepit Skeleton 5:

aaa. :

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 hack Forge => 18 + 6 = 24

Forge: (( They can break these cuffs ))

Adric Kain:

Ow! You're not supposed to attack us. We're the unthreatening author slash musician and pixie!

Forge:

Forge loses 4 hit points.

Threden has received initiative.

Threden:

Minion blocking path.

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 7   Lightning       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Decrepit Skeleton 5:

aaa

Faiz: (( FIX YO' CORE, BROTHER ))

Threden: (( Sadly being bones means less stuff for lightning to hit. ))

Azar Macan: (( I can attack and move afterwards, right? ))

Serra: (( Yeah, you need a new electrogyroscopic multistabilizer! ))

Faiz:

Boost Spire • Immediate Reaction • Martial HI THERE! WHAT'S UP?! Trigger: An enemy within 5 squares of you moves willingly. Effect: Shift half your speed, and gain combat advantage against the creature triggering this power.

Imban: (( Yes ))

Boneshard Skeleton:

Die.

Faiz:

NAH.

Imban:

The skeleton turns and lunges at Faiz, drawing a scimitar!

Imban: (( oh wait, that would be a TERRIBLE idea! ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( do eet ))

Imban:

The skeleton aims its hand at Faiz and... one of its fingers shoots off at him!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+9 vs. AC => 15 + 9 = 24

Wolfsbane Erati: (( fucking finger darts, does it do dex damage ))

* Imban rolls: 1d4+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Faiz:

Faiz loses 5 hit points.

Forge: (( THE FINGEEEER LASEEEEEERS ))

Adric Kain:

I have to say it's more impressive when Threden does it.

Azar Macan:

Much more so.

Imban:

Stabbed with a finger, Faiz feels his life force seeping out of him... (ongoing 5 necrotic)

Serra:

"Indeed."

Azar Macan has received initiative.

* Faiz gets poked right between the eyes with a... finger?! "O-OW. WHAT? FUCK!"

Azar Macan:

You! You're in the way.

Azar Macan:

MOVE!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic SCARY SHINY EYES Attack = 21 vs. Will       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 8   Psychic       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.

Decrepit Skeleton 5:

Decrepit Skeleton 5 loses 8 hit points.

Imban:

The decrepit skeleton crumbles.

Azar Macan:

VULCAN...

Forge: (( Oh shit, you just stared into his eyes and he died. ))

Azar Macan:

..FLASH!

Forge: (( ARE YOU GHOST RIDER? ))

Faiz: (( FEEL THE POWER OF A MILLION BILLION SOULS, ALL CRYING OUT IN ANGUISH ))

Not an Owlbear:

Mh-rah!

Not an Owlbear: (( CA AND aura, right? ))

Imban: (( Yes ))

Not an Owlbear: (( okay end ))

Imban: (( not that the aura helps against a 1 HP minion... ))

Not an Owlbear: (( STILL MORE TO HIT, BRO ))

Decrepit Skeleton 2:

aaa

Decrepit Skeleton 2:

The skeleton clumsily fires a bow at Azar!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 vs. AC => 15 + 6 = 21

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 3 hit points.

Forge has received initiative.

* Forge takes off like a shot

Azar Macan:

You're the worst shot I've seen all dungeon.

Forge:

Hello.

Forge:

Goodbye.

Forge:

Steel Wind • Standard • Full Discipline, Implement, Psionic Near Crusher Attack = 18 vs. Ref       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 5

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 11 hit points.

Forge:

Takedown Strike • No Action • Martial Stag Beetle Crusher Effect: Target takes an additional 4 damage and is knocked prone.

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 5 hit points.

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 4 hit points.

Forge: (( Also the minion's dead ))

Decrepit Skeleton 2:

Decrepit Skeleton 2 loses 11 hit points.

Serra has received initiative.

* Serra steeeeps up a bit...

Azar Macan: (( wait, how'd that minion die? ))

Forge: (( Close Blast 2 ))

Imban: (( area of near crusher ))

* Serra uses Dishearten on both non-minions!

Forge: (( I needed to do Steel Wind to get +2 to my move range ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Dishearten @ both non-minions, vs Will => 16 + 6 = 22

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Wight), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 1 + 4 = 5

Deathlock Wight:

Deathlock Wight loses 5 hit points.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6+4 Damage (Boneshard), -2 to attack until end of next turn => 4 + 4 = 8

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 8 hit points.

Decrepit Skeleton 3:

aaa

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 chop Forge => 8 + 8 = 16

* Forge swats the sword away

* Imban consumes the dead.

Serra: (( Isn't every enemy here dead? ))

Decrepit Skeleton 1:

aaa

Faiz: (( TECHNICALITY WIN! ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 chop Azar => 19 + 6 = 25

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan loses 4 hit points.

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 5       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 0

Faiz:

Faiz loses 5 hit points.

Faiz: (( OH NO ))

* Azar Macan stares at the skeleton

* Faiz grunts and runs up to the wight anyway!

Azar Macan:

The Undead don't like Sun Vulcan. As it should be!

Faiz:

Crush Surge • Standard Action • Martial, Weapon TIME TO CATCH A RIDE!! Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Push the target 2 squares. After the push, target and any enemy adjacent to it are slowed until the end of your next turn.

Deathlock Wight:

Deathlock Wight loses 14 hit points.

Forge: (( THIS IS WHERE THE PAIN LIVES ))

Forge: (( GET YOU SOME ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Serra: (( Man, you're in a fix, Adric. ))

Faiz: (( Man, I don't think I've ever rolled above 10 on that, either. Which kind of sucks since it's 2dW. ))

Azar Macan: (( stab it! ))

Adric Kain: (( Like that'll work. ))

Azar Macan: (( you have ca and prof with daggers! ))

* Adric Kain stabs the thing with his dagger.

Adric Kain:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon A basic melee attack Attack = 21 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 3 Damage = 3   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 1

Decrepit Skeleton 4:

aaa?

Decrepit Skeleton 4:

aaaaaaaaaaa D:

Decrepit Skeleton 4:

Decrepit Skeleton 4 loses 3 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( SEE ))

Faiz: (( TOOT-A-LOOT SHANK ))

Adric Kain:

Huh. I didn't expect that to work.

Forge: (( You stabbed it in the non-eye ))

Serra:

"Nice!"

* Adric Kain plays a tune at Faiz

Adric Kain:

Majestic Word • Minor • Arcane, Healing You utter words laden with preternatural inspiration, restoring your allys stamina and making wounds seem insignificant.. Effect: The target can spend a healing surge and regain 4 additional hit points. You also slide the target 1 square.

Adric Kain: (( Faiz heals and Blaine and he have CA against the skele ))

Imban: (( oh, right, Fleed. You get a 2nd, normal saving throw too ))

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 16 hit points.

Faiz: (( whoah what ))

Imban: (( pure grit save at turn start, but everyone gets turn-end saves vs. all effects ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 3 hit points.

Forge: (( You get two saving throws ))

Faiz: (( NOT THAT MUCH. ))

Imban: (( haw ))

Faiz:

Pure Grit: Saving Throw = 17       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 0

Faiz: (( hurrrrr ))

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Also due to Mechperson's shift, NOW I AM THE LICH KING ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Close Blast 3 vs the skelies above me. No it doesn't hit Blaine ))

Forge: (( THRONES FOR THE THRONE GOD. ))

* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 vs Will, Shining Symbol => 13 + 6 = 19

* Regris rolls: 1d8+6 Targets take -2 to attacks. => 1 + 6 = 7

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 7 hit points.

Not an Owlbear: (( also it's radiant damage ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( That too. ))

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 5 hit points.

Decrepit Skeleton 3:

Decrepit Skeleton 3 loses 7 hit points.

Faiz: (( Geometry waarrrr~ ))

Wolfsbane Erati:

"Ahaha, burn in the light, filthy undead!"

Boneshard Skeleton:

The boneshard skeleton rumbles and then explodes outward in a shredding storm of bones!

Forge:

That is certainly an impressive light show.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Reflex => 1 + 8 = 9

Faiz: (( It explodes so bad it just explodes. ))

Azar Macan: (( HURF ))

Boneshard Skeleton:

The boneshard skeleton sucks.

Serra: (( And fails something fierce. ))

Forge: (( Derp. ))

Boneshard Skeleton:

It then reforms, though!

Forge: (( Also it was prone, if that matters ))

Deathlock Wight: (( I'm not sure how prone affects close bursts, but it missed with a 1 anyway >_> ))

* Imban rolls: 1d6 Mr. Wight recovers his GO AWAY move => 6

Forge: (( True ))

Deathlock Wight:

"Die, masssssschine."

Deathlock Wight:

The wight points at Faiz and shoots a bolt of black energy at him!

Blaine is disconnected.

Blaine is disconnected.

Azar Macan: (( OH NOOO ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+6 vs. Faiz's Reflex => 1 + 6 = 7

Threden: (( Shit, you hit blaine. ))

Serra: (( BLAAAAAINE! ))

Deathlock Wight:

The wight sucks and misses, but hit Blaine's machine. Close enough!

Threden: (( THE WIGHT MISSED SO BADLY IT HIT BLAINE ))

Threden has received initiative.

Threden:

Moving to engage target.

Blaine has connected.

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 26 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 5   Lightning       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Azar Macan: (( HEY BLAINE ))

Adric Kain: (( WELCOME BACK BLAINE ))

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 5 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( the wight missed so badly it killed your connection ))

Serra: (( Hi, Blaine. Enjoy having your internet connection fried by a dead skeleton's finger? ;_; ))

Deathlock Wight: (( naah, that was a DEATH BOLT ))

Serra: (( Same difference! ))

Azar Macan: (( DEATH OF INTERNET BOLT ))

Azar Macan: (( a nerd's worst nightmare ))

Boneshard Skeleton:

"Die..."

Boneshard Skeleton:

The skeleton stands up and gives Threden a good hacking to!

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. AC => 18 + 7 = 25

* Imban rolls: 1d8+3 => 6 + 3 = 9

Threden:

Threden loses 9 hit points.

Imban:

Threden feels his lifeforce seeping away! (Ongoing 5 necrotic)

Imban: (( ...oh I misread that ))

Imban: (( weird ))

Threden:

Threden loses 5 hit points.

Imban: (( Weirdly, no, its sword does 3e-style bonus energy damage! Whatever. ))

Threden: (( But ROBOT?! ))

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Azar Macan:

Hey.

* Azar Macan shifts back

* Azar Macan points at the remaining minion!

Decrepit Skeleton 1:

aaa?

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Flash • Standard - Ranged 10 • Arcane, Charm, Implement, Psychic SCARY SHINY EYES Attack = 18 vs. Will       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You are invisible to the target until the start of your next turn.

Decrepit Skeleton 1:

Decrepit Skeleton 1 loses 9 hit points.

Blaine: (( THERE, JESUS. ))

Decrepit Skeleton 1:

aaa

Azar Macan:

Now you two are all that's left!

Forge has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( oh, wait ))

Azar Macan: (( shift is a move, sooo ))

Forge: (( Wight rolling to get his move back is the last thing I saw. ))

Faiz: (( Not much happened otherwise. ))

Forge: (( And then it decided to take forever and a half to load. ))

Not an Owlbear:

RAR!

Azar Macan: (( I totally stared down the other minion ))

* Forge punches at the skeleton's very exposed spine!

Forge:

Melee Basic • Standard • Implement, Psionic Warforged Finger Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 13   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 5

Forge:

Flurry of Blows • No Action • Psionic Heat End Effect: Target takes an additional 5 damage, or a new target takes 7 damage.

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 15 hit points.

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 5 hit points.

Boneshard Skeleton:

"You will perish."

Adric Kain: (( +2 from the aura ))

Azar Macan: (( already included ))

Adric Kain: (( Oh ok ))

Azar Macan: (( Imban is starting to remember better ))

Forge:

You will go first.

Serra has received initiative.

Faiz:

LIVING'S PRETTY NEAT, I THINK I'LL SAY LIKE THIS A WHILE.

Azar Macan:

We just beat a guy who said the same things, skeleton.

Serra:

"You sure don't look like it, being a skeleton, but the fact that you can talk means you've got a mind! A mind I can fry!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Mind Thrust @ Boneshard, vs Will => 3 + 6 = 9

Forge: (( sadly, you cannot fry it ))

Serra: (( But not fry very well. ;_; ))

Imban:

No mind detected.

* Imban eats the dead.

Faiz: (( COURTNEY GET MY MIND BLAST! ))

Serra has received initiative.

Serra has received initiative.

Forge has received initiative.

Faiz has received initiative.

Faiz: (( BUT THE BLAST WASN'T THERE! ))

Imban: (( wow what. lol. HI FAIZ ))

* Faiz leaps off the throne towards the wight... and disappears!

Faiz:

Sand Storm • Free Action • Illusion INVISIBLE!! Trigger: You start a charge. Effect: You are invisible until the end of the current turn.

Faiz:

Melee Charge • Standard Action • Weapon CRASH INTRUDE!! Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 9 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4

Deathlock Wight:

Deathlock Wight loses 5 hit points.

Faiz:

HI!

Forge: (( Man that Wight is not liking you. ))

Threden: (( That's for only charging two squares. ))

Adric Kain has received initiative.

Deathlock Wight:

The wight glares at Faiz.

* Adric Kain plays the flute at the Skeleton

Adric Kain:

Blunder • Standard • Arcane, Charm, Implement You fog your foes mind, causing it to stumble past your allies. Attack = 12 vs. Will       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 5 Hit: You slide the target 2 squares. During the slide, you or one of your allies can make a melee basic attack against the target as a free action, with a +4 power bonus to the attack roll.

Faiz:

Y'AIN'T SHIT, DEAD GUY~

Adric Kain: (( Alas that probably misses ))

Imban: (( it totally does ))

Faiz: (( Didn't Regris debuff it? ))

Wolfsbane Erati has received initiative.

Faiz: (( Oh wait, no. ))

Imban: (( yes, with -attack ))

Forge: (( Ok I really need to either get my regular IRC going again or stop using Mibbit during the game ))

* Wolfsbane Erati minor action Healing Words Threden and Forge.

Imban: (( BZZT ))

Imban: (( One/round. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Oh okay. ))

Forge: (( Hit Threden first ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Threden then. ))

* Regris rolls: 1d6+5 Plus this much => 2 + 5 = 7

Forge: (( The only enemy immediately threatening me is marked so it behooves him to attack Threden ))

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 14 hit points.

* Regris rolls: 1d20+6 vs. Will against Skeleton => 7 + 6 = 13

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Nope. End turn. ))

Deathlock Wight:

"Go away."

Faiz:

NUH UH.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 vs. Will => 1 + 7 = 8

Azar Macan: (( no CA from a billion dudes? well, I guess it is ranged... ))

Deathlock Wight:

"..."

Adric Kain: (( They're also not CAing him ))

* Faiz waves.

Threden: (( I'll move to CA the skelly. ))

Adric Kain: (( They need to be flanking in some manner. ))

Threden has received initiative.

Azar Macan: (( oh yeah, that doesn't count. sill flanking. ))

Deathlock Wight: (( Actually naah, he just stays there. ))

Threden:

Lightning Blast • Standard • Weapon, Lightning, Primal, Thunder By discharging excess energy from your power core, you turn your spear into what amounts to a bolt of lighting. The blast also arcs to a nearby enemy. Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 8   Lightning       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 3 Hit: One enemy within 2 squares of you that is also marked by you that is not the attacked target takes thunder damage equal to CON modifier (4).

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 10 hit points.

Threden: (( And the mark is refreshed. ))

Imban:

The skeleton turns and hacks Forge.

Faiz: (( pffff ))

* Imban rolls: 1d20+7 HACKING vs. AC => 6 + 7 = 13

Imban: (( badly ))

Threden:

HOLD IT • Minor • N/A You are about to get countered. Effect: You just triggered a Warden counter ability!

* Forge waves his finger slightly.

Threden:

Lightning Counter • Standard • Weapon You show an enemy why it's a bad idea to attack your allies. Attack = 13 vs. Fort       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 3 Hit: Enemy grants combat advantage to you and your allies until the end of your next turn.

Imban: (( oh, wait, hit. Yeah that didn't. ))

Faiz: (( Hey Tilus you should totally Insight that. ))

Serra: (( It's 3 away. Well I can augment it. ))

Serra: (( Oh right CA. ))

Faiz: (( Yeah. ))

Serra:

"Just a little bit more to the right, Threden!"

Boneshard Skeleton:

Boneshard Skeleton loses 6 hit points.

* Serra uses Adept's Insight, add 1 to that to hit roll.

Faiz: (( GO TEAM... DUDES ))

Imban:

The skeleton explodes! ...again!

Threden:

Target eliminated.

* Imban rolls: 1d20+8 vs. Reflex => 19 + 8 = 27

* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 Faiz is smited => 7 + 3 = 10

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Ow. ))

Faiz:

Faiz loses 10 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 Threden is smited => 8 + 3 = 11

Threden:

Threden loses 11 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 Wolfsbane is smited => 9 + 3 = 12

Wolfsbane Erati:

Wolfsbane Erati loses 12 hit points.

Forge: (( Wow not even I was gonna dodge that one ))

* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 Forge is smited => 5 + 3 = 8

Forge:

Forge loses 8 hit points.

* Imban rolls: 2d6+3 ESP is smited => 8 + 3 = 11

Not an Owlbear:

Not an Owlbear loses 11 hit points.

Azar Macan has received initiative.

Not an Owlbear:

Ra-rourch.

Faiz:

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO BACK THERE?

Threden: (( OH NO, ESP ))

Forge:

Ow.

Forge:

Stubborn to the last.

Threden:

Damage minimal.

Adric Kain:

The skeleton exploded, apparently

Wolfsbane Erati:

Tch, I've had worse.

Imban: (( Like all the time in GoH?! ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Hey see I lived in that encounter. ))

Azar Macan: (( oh huh, it *is* my turn. when did ti say that. ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Barely. ))

Adric Kain: (( Just after it exploded. ))

Serra: (( And I sacrificed myself to help you live through that encounter ;_; ))

Threden: (( A little higher up ))

Not an Owlbear:

Gra-ra!

Deathlock Wight:

"You ssssssssuck."

Azar Macan:

!

Azar Macan:

YOU DID NOT JUST

Forge: (( MAN HE INSULTED YOUR BIRDCATFISH ))

* Azar Macan holds his hands aloft creating a ball of white energy!

* Azar Macan then chucks it!

Azar Macan:

Vulcan Sun • Standard • Arcane, Fear, Implement, Radiant FOLLOW THE SUN~ Attack = 17 vs. Will       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 5 Damage = 18   Radiant       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target is immobilized until the end of your next turn.   Miss: Half Damage   Effect: The target takes a -2 penalty to Will defense save ends.

Azar Macan: (( FUCK YOU ))

Faiz: (( Ahahaha. ))

Deathlock Wight:

Deathlock Wight loses 23 hit points.

Deathlock Wight:

Deathlock Wight loses 2 hit points.

* Azar rolls: 1d6 VULCAN JUDGEMENT! => 2

Forge: (( Don't insult a man's birdcatfish. ))

Deathlock Wight:

Deathlock Wight loses 2 hit points.

Adric Kain:

Note to self: Never insult his chimera.

Wolfsbane Erati:

"Ahaha, that was vicious."

Azar Macan:

AND THAT WAS THE POWER OF SUN VUL-CAAAAANNNNN!

Faiz:

OH, WOW.

* Azar Macan poses

Imban:

A giant laser from space annihilates the wightt.

* Adric Kain applauds.

Imban:

Guess that takes care of things!

* Faiz scratches his head...

* Wolfsbane Erati throws a Healing Word at Forge.

Adric Kain:

Well, we've still got the wererats up ahead.

Forge:

An impressive display of loyalty to your companion.

* Regris rolls: 1d6+4 => 1 + 4 = 5

Serra:

"Indeed. That is a power to be feared."

Adric Kain:

Take a minute to rest.

Faiz:

Faiz is healed and gains 13 hit points.

Forge: (( Ok what is my surge value again. ))

Not an Owlbear:

Not an Owlbear is healed and gains 9 hit points.

* Adric Kain plays the music, +4 to heals

Serra: (( 1/4 your max HP, rounded down. ))

Not an Owlbear:

Not an Owlbear is healed and gains 2 hit points.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( 1/4th max. ))

Faiz: (( So 8. ))

Imban:

The room is full of portraits. And also treasure. Three treasure parcels, in fact! One under the thrones, two mounted on the walls.

Serra:

"Ooh, treasure!"

Threden:

Threden is healed and gains 11 hit points.

Imban:

Also, your Lavos-like GM is going off to heat up dinner now. Unless any of you are dinner, this means a short break!

Imban:

And since neither Ariel nor iono is playing, I'll be back.

* Faiz rolls his shoulders and rumbles. "MAN, THAT WAS FUN."

Adric Kain:

Adric Kain is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Azar Macan: (( ohhh so my surge value went UP ))

Serra: (( I'm kinda hungry, so I'm off to grab a snack too. ))

Threden: (( I should start something... ))

Forge:

Forge is healed and gains 13 hit points.

Azar Macan:

Azar Macan is healed and gains 7 hit points.

Faiz: (( HAVING A CLERIC IS A LOT BETTER NOW JEEZ ))

Azar Macan:

Do that one trick!

Forge: (( HEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE ))

* Faiz sits on the throne and bangs on the armrests. "HURG BLURG I'M DEAD!"

* Azar Macan and EagleSharkPanther engage in some kind of complicated brofisting

Forge: (( BOOOOORN TO BE KIIIIIIIINGS ))

Faiz:

LOOK OUT I'LL EAT YOU! OH NO I'M LASERED!

Forge: (( WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE ROOOOOOOOBOVEEEEEERSE ))

Azar Macan:

*and they both pose at the end*

Azar Macan: (( man that wight SUCKED. ))

* Forge dusts off what was left of the skeleton and has a seat, since he hasn't had a chance to rest.

Wolfsbane Erati: (( He also rolled a bunch of 1s ))

Forge:

This is rather comfortable, for how old it is.

Faiz:

YEAH, REALLY...

Adric Kain:

Are you certain it's not a cursed throne that inflicts whoever sits upon it with the curse of undeath?

* Wolfsbane Erati flies around here and there, looking around boredly.

* Faiz gets himself comfortable for the moment, attempting to look as stately as possible for a seven-and-a-half-foot-tall armor golem.

Faiz:

MEH.

Forge:

Neither Faiz nor myself are technically alive.

Adric Kain:

Curses rarely care about technicalities.

Azar Macan: (( Hm, do we *want* to go on? We normall end around now, and there's probably two encounters left... ))

Adric Kain:

I recall a story of this fellow who found an enchanted belt amongst some treausre. It turned him female.

Forge: (( I will say that if the session ends I'm going to fuck up Steelport, time permitting. ))

Adric Kain: (( We've got two rooms left in the whole place. I say we finish it today if we can ))

Faiz: (( Why the hell not just continue then? Once we're done, we can get to THE NEXT ADVENTUUUUUUUUURE sooner. ))

Faiz: (( Also further beatings of Imban re:MAKE OUR TREASURE. ))

Azar Macan: (( Yeah, not saying I can't not go on, but I know Umb eats around now too. ))

Forge: (( What was in the pond room down there? ))

Forge: (( 18 ))

Adric Kain: (( Scrying pool ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( I'm fine with ruining more stuff. I've got plenty of healing to go around. ))

Faiz: (( Scrying pool. ))

Azar Macan: (( seer's pool. ))

Azar Macan: (( let us see previews of stuff ))

Adric Kain: (( Also you can spend a healing surge to regain HP if you want, Regris ))

Forge: (( So 22 and 23 are it? ))

Adric Kain: (( Yep ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( It's like... 8 HP so I'm not worried. ))

Forge: (( Yeah let's go for it. ))

Forge: (( I'm down for finishing it ))

Forge: (( *gets more pizza* ))

Wolfsbane Erati: (( Eh might as well. Burn 'em if I got 'e ))

Adric Kain: (( Yeah we havn't really gotten to the point where we're low. ))

Azar Macan: (( we take extended rests pretty often, mind you ))

Faiz: (( Yeah we've been in this castle for like a week now. ))

Azar Macan: (( like three in this dungeon ))

Adric Kain: (( Nah, not a week. At least two days though ))

Imban: (( soooooup ))

Azar Macan: (( HEY ))

Imban: (( Hi! ))

Threden: (( Hi! ))

Imban: (( When ready, go off to room 22~ ))

Forge: (( Mmm, Little Caesar's must be making a killing off these hot n ready things ))

Threden: (( They're nice, yes. ))

Forge: (( Five bucks and it's already cooked, we tend to get them whenever we're near one ))

Wererat 2:

"Withdraw!"

Adric Kain: (( Now I want some ))

Faiz:

OH HI!

Azar Macan:

COWARDS!

Adric Kain:

Cowards.

* Faiz stomps and starts running after them--!

Azar Macan:

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE POWER OF SUN VULCAN?

Threden:

OBSERVATION: Rats are fleeing the ship.

Faiz:

...E-ER.

Imban:

Lines of pews make it clear that this was once a shrine dedicated to the rune-encrusted obelisk at the north end of the room. A gnome stands next to the obelisk, and sidling toward the doorway are two more wererats, their teeth glinting in the torchlight.