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Christina DeMarsey (Lv2):

Virtue • Minor • Divine You gird yourself with your ideals and face the enemy with renewed determination. Effect: Spend a healing surge but regain no hit points. Instead you gain temporary hit points equal to your healing surge value.

Christina DeMarsey (Lv2):

Virtuous Recovery (Feat) • Free • Divine I'm sure you can't hurt me! Effect: Whenever you spend a healing surge you gain resistance to all damage equal to your WIS modifier (2).

Christina DeMarsey (Lv2):

Christina DeMarsey (Lv2) recovers 0 HP.

Tilus has connected.

Yuu Inohara has connected.

Yuu Inohara:

oh god things

Tilus: (( So. Burn my daily on this giga-sized pest or not? ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Fleed said we were resting right afterwards I think ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( good to know ))

Tilus: (( Oh right. So yes, daily burning go! ))

Kuro has connected.

Blaine has connected.

Yuu Inohara:

KURORGUN

Kuro: (( holy shit this map is huge ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( We're at Titan's Cradle by the way ))

Yuu Inohara:

(( at the afro bird ))

Franky has connected.

Zorya Whiteshield has connected.

Kuro: (( Don't mind me, just sleeping in this alcove ))

Tilus: (( what ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Gaze of Defiance • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Implement, Psychic You go this far and no further! Attack = 7 vs. Will       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 9   Psychic       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Hit: Your allies gain a +1 bonus to attack against the target until the end of your next turn. If the target attacks you before the end of your next turn, the bonus rises to +3.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Testing my new macro out ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Shrug It Off • Immediate Reaction • Personal Yeah, 'at was cute princess. Effect: When subjected to an effect save ends, make a saving throw. If successful, shift 1 square.

Meryl Kincaid: (( I could make it roll the check for me but eh ))

Galbine: (( so. I forget how to make HP display. ))

Tilus: (( FLEEEEED!!! will take care of that ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Edit -> State -> Health Bar at the bottom, uncheck "Hide" ))

Galbine: (( it was not hidden, but turning it on and off made it appear. ))

Cid: (( look at all those big bad beetle borgs ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I had gone in and changed it for you ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( And then told you how to change it, so you went in to change it ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( And then stuff happened ))

Tilus: (( Also: I would like to let you guys know that if you burn an action point to gain an additional attack in my presence, you get a +2 bonus to the attack roll. ))

Tilus: (( I completely forgot this was a thing until earlier today, so I'm letting you guys know now. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Noted ))

Galbine: (( so I have to admit, I like how well this token turned out~ ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Looks good ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( there we go ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Also, to help you out a little: ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( View -> Show Grid. Or just ctrl+g ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Since Fleed's maps don't have natural grids like Scales maps do ))

Galbine: (( well yeah since they're self-made...! ))

Lance Brandt:

(( Fleed is awesome like that ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Just saying, helps figuring out distances easier with the grid enabled ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( who do we kill first? ))

Lance Brandt:

(( Also I like how I'm like, right in the path of the charger beetle ))

Lance Brandt:

(( this is going to end well for me, I can tell ))

Cid: (( obviously we kill all the minions and then pile on the boss ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( At least you're not stuck on the ass end of the line ))

Cid: (( YEAH I SHOULD BE THERE ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Tanker Beetle 1 is literally the only thing that I can hit on my turn ))

Galbine: (( Oh huh, I should...roll init? ))

Mechalomaniac: (( When Fleed is here to actually add you ))

Fleed has connected.

Cid: (( vroop vroop ))

Mechalomaniac:

So hey if you messed with your tokens since connecting save them now.

Fleed:

FUCK THAT TOOK TOO LONG

Fleed:

(you guys didn't outright level up your tokens did you)

Fleed:

(because you're still L1 for this one fight)

Mechalomaniac: (( I didn't ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I added my new utility macro ))

Lance Brandt:

(( I have two tokens saved ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I'm not using it, but I went ahead and made the macro ))

Fleed:

That's fine. Just don't update the actual stats.

Mechalomaniac: (( So yeah save your token ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Already saved ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Because there's a new CPGM to open and I'll be doing that...after I run to make my tooth stop hurting ))

Fleed:

I'm gonna get somethin' to drink.

Lance Brandt:

gonna grab some noms too I think

Zorya Whiteshield: (( Just my sheet. The token's the same. ))

Mechalomaniac: (( OP opening it now ))

Galbine: (( testing out a macro ))

Galbine:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon TEK LANCER! Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4

Mechalomaniac: (( That's Tekkaman not Orgun ))

Mechalomaniac: (( Also done ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Of course I still don't have states. ))

Cid: (( WHY DID I MAGICALLY CHANGE MAPS ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( BECAUSE I OPENED A NEW CAMPAIGN FILE LIKE I SAID I WAS GOING TO ))

Cid: (( OH OKAY ))

Galbine: (( I still have a lancer, and tek lancer sounds cooler than orgun lancer. ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( Galbine Lancer ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Gal Lancer ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( GONNA LANCE THAT GAL ))

Galbine:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon BINE LANCER! Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4

Galbine: (( and there go my good melee basic attack rolls for the session. ))

Meryl Kincaid 1:

Galbean or Gal Bine?

Zorya Whiteshield:

Healer's Mercy • Free Action - Close Burst 3 • Divine, Healing, Channel Divinity There there. Let me make it all better. Effect: Each bloodied ally in the burst can spend a healing surge. You are weakened until the end of your next turn. Effect: All allies within the burst who spend a healing surge gain +2 to attack.

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( Mainly asking if you're lancing beans ))

Galbine: (( Bine, I would rather. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( bwa ha

Lance Brandt:

(( Mmm, ground italian sausage on hash browns with chopped peppers and onions ))

Fleed:

Furu, pick your Augment Energy target before we get goin'.

Fleed:

(that isn't Kuro or one of your subords)

Cid: (( OKAY UM ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( So I know Umb wasn't showing. Is Go dead? ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Favor of God • Minor Action - Close Burst 3 • Divine, Channel Divinity God! Guide your servants! Effect: One creature in the burst may reroll a missed attack roll before the end of my next turn. They must use the new result even if it is lower.

Fleed:

Possibly, yeah.

Cid: (( who wants it ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( He can't make it ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Oh ok ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( He's not at home today ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Favor of God • Minor Action - Close Burst 3 • Divine, Channel Divinity God! Guide yous mooks! Effect: One creature in the burst may reroll a missed attack roll before the end of my next turn. They must use the new result even if it is lower.

Lance Brandt:

(( For those don't know: Aug Energy basically lets someone use a free action to get +2 to hit with their weapon/implement once ))

Galbine: (( it's a good thing you have the Kurorgun with you today! ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( I didn't say anything because he said there's a chance he could show, but as he's not here that is not the case ))

Lance Brandt:

(( It can do other things with certain feats but thats what it does as vanilla ))

Lance Brandt:

(( That said I wouldn't mind it ))

Cid: (( LANCE TAKE MY AUGMENT SO YOU MIGHT GET HER LESS ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( Augments are chick repellant? ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( Shit, now I need to listen to Chick Magnet ))

Lance Brandt:

(( Poor Faiz/Taem ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( snrrrrk ))

Fleed:

Oh right, Kuro roll init.

* Kuro rolls: 1d20+4 GORGUN! => 15 + 4 = 19

Lance Brandt:

(( Does Furu actually have any feats that would make it desirable to not use this during the fight or is it just the vanilla version? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Given that he didn't know what it was? ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Would Kuro get the +2 bonus to init from me? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Going to guess it's Vanilla ))

Lance Brandt:

(( fair enough~ ))

Fleed:

Kuro's gonna be...

Cid: (( Yep ))

Fleed:

Like, here. So, no.

Galbine: (( Oh. dear. ))

Lance Brandt:

(( I mostly know of it because hurrplayinganartificer)

Cid: (( HE'S TOTALLY GONNA SWEEP IN FRONT THE TOP OF THE MAP LIKE ORGUN ))

Cid: (( WHOOPS ))

Galbine: (( this...could be worse. ))

Fleed:

Anyway are we good to go?

Lance Brandt:

(( that said uh, there IS a feat that makes the augment bonus +4 ))

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( Let's make it hap'n Cap'n ))

Fleed:

LAST TIME, ON LET'S MOUNTAIN DUNGEON

Lance Brandt:

(( ARE WE GOING TO HAVE COLLAGE RECAPS?! ))

Fleed:

You killed more goblins, picked up some broad, and ran into a giant pissed-off scorpion.

Meryl Kincaid 1: (( apparently I don't have init ))

* Mine Scorpion is gigantic and pissed-off. RECKONING TIME, BITCHES

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

* Celia Dunesend delays until after not-Orgun.

Fleed:

Oh right and there's some weird robot guy on the other end of the place. Who the hell is that guy.

Galbine:

!

* Celia Dunesend wants to know what that guy up above is up to first.

Cid:

Why is there a robot that *I* did not build here?

Lance Brandt:

(( He's a jerk! (no) ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I.. think deleting the old token to replace it with the one with the macro that I saved removed me from init. ))

Christina DeMarsey:

I was wondering the same thing. Mostly.

Fleed:

...THAT IT DID, NICE JOB

Galbine: (( I am here to killsteal all the dudes from your party while under npc control ))

Lance Brandt:

(( GOOD JOB ))

Fleed: (( Reroll, then. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Well I didn't remember we had rolled init! ))

Lance Brandt: (( *meanwhile double checks something with Iris* ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Hang on, taking my computer 5 weeks to load a fucking page ))

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+1 => 14 + 1 = 15

Cid has received initiative.

Lance Brandt:

(( The wielder of the implement or the weapon can use a free action after making an attack roll - ahahahah yes ))

* Cid takes aim with her pistol at the the nearest charger beetle.

Charger Beetle:

?!!?

Cid: (( Using Magic Weapon so roll versus AC ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( And by nearest you mean only? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( No YOU Roll vs. AC ))

Cid: (( YES I'M GONNA ))

* Franky rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

Lance Brandt:

(( WAGIC WEPON ))

Lance Brandt:

(( Ooooh nooo ))

Charger Beetle:

..................

Charger Beetle:

??

Cid:

Damn, calibration is off.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Garrus wouldn't let that happen ))

Lance Brandt:

(( what is the boost on Cid's magic weapon by the way? ))

Mine Scorpion:

Sssss.

Christina DeMarsey:

You're saving me the trouble of coming to you? How kind.

Cid: (( each ally near me gets +1 to attack and +4 damage until the end of my next turn ))

* Mine Scorpion mandibles Christina!

Lance Brandt: (( ahaha, good ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 11 + 8 = 19

Lance Brandt: (( too bad that effect is part of hit rather than effect though :/ ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( HERE'S HOPING THAT WAS VS AC ))

* Mine Scorpion just sort of tink tink tinks around her armor.

Fleed:

WHEN SUDDENLY

Lance Brandt: (( THROUGH MYSTERIOUS ARTIFICES ))

Tanker Beetle 3:

CLICK CLACK CLACKETY CLICK, BITCHES

Lance Brandt:

(( oh god why ))

Max:

...Ah.

Lance Brandt:

(( Suddenly SRW reinforcements music ))

* Jhanei brandish! "We got this, Cap'n."

Cid:

You better not die, idiots.

Celia Dunesend:

"Of course that couldn't have been all of them."

Meryl Kincaid: (( And they were never heard from again ))

Galbine has received initiative.

Fleed: (( Yeah I basically just wanted to make an excuse for the two of them to get the hell out because otherwise this would've been HILARIOUSLY UNFAIR. ))

Galbine: (( current theme: http://tindeck.com/listen/gmze dohohohoh. ))

Galbine: (( ... ))

Galbine: (( http://tindeck.com/listen/gmze ))

Galbine:

...!

Tanker Beetle 2:

?!??

* Galbine enters a state of AWESOME: current state ATTACK!

Galbine:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon BINE LANCER! Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4

* Galbine flails about horribly, however

Tanker Beetle 2:

...?

Meryl Kincaid: (( Sure is awesome ))

Galbine:

...

Tanker Beetle 2:

..........

Meryl Kincaid:

....well 'at was dumb

Zorya Whiteshield has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"O-oh it's my turn?"

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Um..."

Celia Dunesend: (( INTERRUPT ))

* Celia Dunesend is actually up right now.

Galbine: (( mannnn I was hoping to do awesome stuff. KID. ))

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Oh okay, you can go, then... I'll just be over here..."

Meryl Kincaid: (( CELIA DUNESEND IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET YOU TAKE A TURN ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Well it seems that it it's an enemy of our enemy, at least."

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Move up and hit the tanker beetle, or smack the scorpion? ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Alright, let's mop up these bugs and then worry about what it's up to!"

Meryl Kincaid: (( Or: CELIA DUNESEND MAKES YOU ATTACK WITH POWEEEER! SHE'S SO POWERFUL SHE TAKES ACTIONS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S TURNS! ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Christina! Show this beetle how one really attacks!"

Christina DeMarsey:

All right!

* Celia Dunesend uses Commander's Strike! Make a melee basic with +1 to hit and +4 damage.

Christina DeMarsey:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon You strike an enemy with your weapon, which ignites with holy light.! Attack = 10 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4

Galbine: (( I just realized darkness fall is reverse hanjuku storm ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Alas, no ))

Mine Scorpion:

Sss.

Celia Dunesend: (( Alas ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Turn end, now you can go Zorya ))

Zorya Whiteshield has received initiative.

* Zorya Whiteshield shuffles up and makes a slapping motion in mid-air!

Zorya Whiteshield:

(targgeting the scorpion ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Astral Seal • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Healing, Implement I forgives ya, see? Myeah. But my friends ain't so forgivin'. Attack = 18 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 8 Hit: Until the end of your next turn, the target takes a -2 penalty to all defenses. The next ally to hit the target regains hit points equal to your Charisma modifier plus your Wisdom modifier (+3)(+4).

Mine Scorpion:

...?

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Myeah."

Zorya Whiteshield:

"See?"

Meryl Kincaid has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( kill it kill it ))

* Meryl Kincaid spits to the side and grins, digging her foot into the ground.

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah love 'is part.

Meryl Kincaid:

MERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYL

Meryl Kincaid:

nnnnnKIIIIIIIIIIINCAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!!

Meryl Kincaid:

Howling Strike • Standard • Primal, Weapon Ah'm comin' fer ya! Attack = 8 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 6     Special: 5     Critical: 0 Special: May use while charging and +2 to charge distance if raging. Bonuses: +1 to hit if charging.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( oh jesus ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Oh Meryl, what are you doing. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Getting fucked in the ass by the dice bot. ))

Lance Brandt: (( kid no )) ))

* Mine Scorpion clacks at Meryl with its mandibles.

Meryl Kincaid: (( At least ah have Bloodhawk. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( shoulda used favor of the gods, meh ))

Galbine: (( NOTHING HITS: the fight ))

Lance Brandt has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Hope nobody has anywhere to be tonight ))

Lance Brandt: (( so hmm ))

Mine Scorpion: (( Haha I do. ._. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( I eventually need to eat. ))

Lance Brandt: (( fire stab the scorpion? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Sure, though I was going to mark it unless your mark somehow lets you do more damage to it. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Go help kill the little bugs. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I got this ))

Cid: (( BY FIRE BE PURGED ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( MY KNIFE FOR FIRE ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Also, where did Jhanei and Max go? ))

Mine Scorpion: (( "Away." ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( To fight other bugs that came up behind us. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Elsewhere(tm), yeah. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( oh ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( You know how every RPG has people who help you through the tutorial and then they get split up from you and eventually die? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( That's them now ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( They got Ulgo'd ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Fleed should have named them Biggs and Wedge ))

* Lance Brandt raises his sword, the blade suddenly bursting into roaring flames as he lowered it towards the scoprion, "Heh, lets cut you down, you overgrown pest."

Lance Brandt:

Burning Blade (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 3 + 6 = 9 » vs. AC

Celia Dunesend: (( KIIIIIIIID ))

Galbine: (( WOW. ))

Mine Scorpion: (( Good lord. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( god damn ))

Lance Brandt:

(( eh I still get the +5 fire damage ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( WE DID IT ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(It's like, no one has hit above FOUR )

Meryl Kincaid: (( SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE CAUSED IT SOME DISCOMFORT ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( That's how it usually goes. ))

Galbine: (( I need to hit next turn, goddamn. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Except Astral Seal ))

Mine Scorpion: (( Marking? ))

Lance Brandt: (( niet ))

Cid: (( THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( OF ALL THE WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN ))

Lance Brandt: (( Until the end of the encounter, your melee attacks deal extra fire damage equal to your STR (+4) - okay +4 but it is still stuff ))

Lance Brandt: (( otherwise it was just 2W ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I have a feeling Furu's world is about to become beetle ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Okay, so Furu, go hit the bug ))

* Charger Beetle click clack clack; starts beating its wings, making an odd, discomforting noise!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 8 + 4 = 12

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8

Lance Brandt: (( wow what the hell ))

* Charger Beetle doesn't seem to do much more than that though. Sads.

Cid: (( NOTHING HITS: THE GAME ))

Lance Brandt: (( we're never going to roll above 10 are we? ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( I think we may have to implement a re-roll system. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Just to deal with this fucking dicebot. ))

* Tanker Beetle 1 emits a noise with its wings!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 15 + 6 = 21

Lance Brandt: (( oh NOW something hits ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( If Kid were a pony, her cutie mark would be a vagina. Because she's a cunt. ))

Lance Brandt: (( also Kid would be a donkey, because she's an ass ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( There's a mental image I didn't want ))

Fleed:

Cid feels fatigued by the noise; -1 penalty to attack rolls until the end of the Tanker Beetle's next turn!

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( A pony with three vaginas? ))

Lance Brandt: (( pygmy no ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Hey blame meryl ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Blame Furu for making me immediately think of Rarity with his comment so now I have residual pony in my brain ))

Fleed:

She's also... oddly compelled to beat up on that beetle.

Cid:

I'm going to find every entymologist on Feoria and have them invent a way to kill all beetles.

Tanker Beetle 1:

???!

Lance Brandt: (( also uh ))

Galbine: (( RADAM ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Sticks do th' job pretty well.

* Tanker Beetle 1 fortifies its shell in response!

Lance Brandt: (( no one move into that area ))

Christina DeMarsey has received initiative.

Lance Brandt: (( it will be on fire when my turn comes ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Face me, foul beast!

Mine Scorpion:

Ss.

Christina DeMarsey:

Divine Challenge • Minor • Divine, Radiant You boldly confront a nearby enemy, searing it with divine light if it ignores your challenge. Effect: You mark the target. The mark lasts until you use the power again. The mark also ends at the end of your turn if you didn't engage the target, meaning you neither attacked it during your turn nor are you adjacent to it at the end of your turn. Until the mark ends, the target takes radiant damage the first time each round when it targets any of your allies and does not include you as a target. The damage is equal to 3 + your Charisma modifier (+2) + your Strength modifier (+4).

Christina DeMarsey: (( Marking the Scorpion ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I'm gonna stay here and swing feebly at this scorpion since it's up in our grill ))

* Christina DeMarsey then HOLY SWORDS it!

Christina DeMarsey:

Holy Strike • Standard • Divine, Radiant, Weapon You strike an enemy with your weapon, which ignites with holy light. Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 5   Radiant       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Hit: If you marked the target you gain a bonus to the damage roll equal to your Wisdom modifier (+2).

Christina DeMarsey: (( Argh ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( FUCK ))

Mine Scorpion: (( you guuuuyyyyss ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Really now. ))

Lance Brandt: (( damn it ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( What is this you guys thing? ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Fleed, we have to implement a re-roll system. ))

Lance Brandt: (( also the damage was a 1 ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( This is ridiculous. ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 20d20 => 185

Galbine: (( LEVEL 1 IN 4E, EVERY'BODY ))

* Tanker Beetle 2 hi-freqs at the robot! Get outta here, you.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Yeah that is horribly under average. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 18 + 8 = 26

Tanker Beetle 2: (( Actually that should've been +6 but STILL HIT ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( Galbine: no, this is a screwy dicebot, not a fault of level 1 ))

Fleed:

Galbine is fatigued! -1 to attack, marked by Tanker Beetle 2.

Lance Brandt: (( yeah, level 1 doesn't cause you to roll 3s ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Like I said, Kid is a cunt ))

Galbine: (( marked? whatever, I'm going to smack you and hit something else. ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( Fleed. ))

* Tanker Beetle 2 nomch

Zorya Whiteshield: (( Re-roll system. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 11 + 8 = 19

Christina DeMarsey: (( Pygmy, shut up ))

* Fleed rolls: 2d4+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

Galbine:

Galbine loses 11 HP.

Salome has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid: (( We had a bad first turn ))

Galbine:

...Guh!

Cid has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( dude we totally need it to deal with this dicebot. ))

Cid has received initiative.

Cid has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( We have a bad every turn ))

Lance Brandt: (( we'll deal with it once this is over ))

Tanker Beetle 2: (( YOU ARE LEVEL 1. This is a thing that happens. Deal with it. ))

Cid: (( can you four handle the scorpion while I take care of these beetles ))

Galbine: (( so furu shift up to the left and shoot the silly beetle. ))

Lance Brandt: (( just hold onto your knickers ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( We got this thing boxed in ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( YEs, but shift first ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( I'll help Furu deal with beetles. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I wouldn't recomend ))

Lance Brandt: (( because again, FIRE ))

Cid: (( ARROWIN AT ME ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( SHOOT IT IN THE FACE FACE ))

Galbine: (( well up there would have more wagic weapon, but... ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I'LL ARROW AT YOU ))

* Cid locks and loads are her new most hated nemesis, the beetle

* Franky rolls: 1d20+5 => 1 + 5 = 6

Cid:

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Lance Brandt: (( welp ))

Tanker Beetle 1:

?!??

Zorya Whiteshield: (( jesus ))

Lance Brandt: (( IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ))

Mine Scorpion:

Ssss.

Meryl Kincaid: (( This is why we let Garrus calibrate ))

* Mine Scorpion leaps into the air!

Zorya Whiteshield: (( We can calibrate? ))

Galbine: (( DRAGOON ))

Lance Brandt: (( damn scorpion ))

Celia Dunesend: (( That doesn't provoke? ))

* Mine Scorpion crashes down on the other side of the party! SHOCKWAVES ABOUND

Lance Brandt: (( gonna burn real nice ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Wait ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( This works to our favor I think ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 7 + 6 = 13

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 9 + 6 = 15

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 3 + 6 = 9

Lance Brandt: (( hurrr ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d6+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Celia Dunesend:

Celia Dunesend loses 5 HP.

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey loses 5 HP.

Galbine has received initiative.

* Galbine sets ATTACKU again!

Lance Brandt: (( so uh, yeah I WAS going to try to move between the tanker and charger and throw up Blazing Corona but ))

* Galbine slashes at the most hated enemy, radom monster, er random beetle.

Galbine:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon BINE LANCER! Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4

Tanker Beetle 2:

!!!!!

Zorya Whiteshield: (( FINALLY ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Do you still need us to be careful around there, Yuu? Because I have things I can do ))

Cid: (( FUCK HIM UP ))

Tanker Beetle 2:

Tanker Beetle 2 loses 12 HP.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Namely ))

* Galbine charges with energy!

Lance Brandt: (( hmm ))

* Galbine turns to face the scorpion, and his chest panel...opens up?

Galbine:

DARKNESS FALL!

Lance Brandt: (( you'll probably doo more damage there ))

Galbine: (( 3 damage, bitch falls PRONE. ))

Tanker Beetle 2: (( That doesn't provoke, does it? ))

Lance Brandt: (( possibly ))

Lance Brandt: (( hopefully ))

Galbine: (( totally doesn;t. ))

Tanker Beetle 2: (( Interesting. ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 3 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Did the Jump provoke AoOs? ))

Mine Scorpion:

Sss--?

* Mine Scorpion flop

Cid:

I like that robot as much as I hate BEETLES.

Lance Brandt: (( I'm gonna getterflame the scorpion though probably ))

Mine Scorpion: (( No it doesn't. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Oh this is gonna be good ))

* Galbine shoots dark energy at the scorpion which FORCES it to fall over!

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Want me to make it provoke AoOs? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Save me the square to the left of the Charger Beetle if you can, people. I can make it have very bad day. ))

Galbine: (( reverse hanjuku stooorrmmm ))

Lance Brandt: (( so question ))

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

Galbine: (( oh here's the text: ))

Lance Brandt: (( your melee attacks deal extra fire damage equal to your STR (+4) would this apply only to the main part of greenflame blade or would it also apply to the splash damage? ))

Galbine: (( 'Your ranged attacks and area attacks do not provoke opportunity attacks while you are holding a one-handed melee weapon. ' ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Hmm ))

Mine Scorpion: (( I'm saying only the main attack. ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Lance! Have another go at that scorpion!"

Lance Brandt:

Sword (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 » vs. AC

* Celia Dunesend uses Commander's Strike! Melee basic, +1 to attack, +4 damage

Lance Brandt: (( welpo ))

Celia Dunesend: (( ...Well it was above 5! ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Meh, done ))

Galbine: (( wait... ))

* Lance Brandt glares death at the scorpion

Galbine: (( aw, off by two. ))

Zorya Whiteshield has received initiative.

Galbine: (( oh wait I hit it ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( How long does Astral Seal last? ))

Galbine: (( how much HP do I regain? ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( until the end of my next turn. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( and 7. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Aww, oh well. ))

Galbine:

Galbine recovers 7 HP.

Meryl Kincaid: (( That is wall ))

Lance Brandt: (( wall hacking ))

Mine Scorpion: (( That is... yeah that's wall. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( *uses noclip hax* ))

Cid: (( YES THIS IS WALL ))

Mine Scorpion: (( === Area: Mordion Gaol === ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( should I move up to try and hit all three, or stay back ))

Mine Scorpion: (( Well do something. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Whichever ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Alright fine ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Don't be in melee ))

* Mine Scorpion is flanked...?

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( That's what I was asking. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Prophetic Guidance • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine Meryl? Get 'im. Effect: The target grants Combat Advantage until the end of your next turn, and your allies gain a power bonus to damage rolls against it equal to your Wisdom modifier (+4). In addition, the first ally to miss an attack against the target may re-roll the attack.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Ranged powers provoke so ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Not with Staff Expertise ))

Meryl Kincaid:

With gusto!

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Against the mine scorpion. ))

Galbine: (( it's Mighty Crusader Training, but same diff. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( She has Serra's no provoke feat. ))

Cid: (( Mime Scorpion ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( The scorpion now has robot pants ))

Meryl Kincaid has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( yeah, that ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( AMAZING MAN, GET OUT OF HERE ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( WE DO NOT NEED ROCKET PANTS ))

Galbine: (( it's an awesome feat. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( yes~ ))

* Meryl Kincaid moves around behind everyone else, to a better position.

Galbine: (( next time we take a feat, I need to take a experise feat. ))

* Meryl Kincaid ahem.

Meryl Kincaid:

Let's try this again.

Galbine: (( after level 2, of course. ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Howling Strike • Standard • Primal, Weapon Ah'm comin' fer ya! Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 6     Special: 6     Critical: 0 Special: May use while charging and +2 to charge distance if raging. Bonuses: +1 to hit if charging.

Lance Brandt: (( boosto? ))

Galbine: (( that...hits? ca. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I hit him. ))

Lance Brandt: (( or wait yeah CA ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Yes ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 21 HP.

* Mine Scorpion a-chunk

Lance Brandt: (( also flanking I think, or is flanking just combat advantage in 4e? ))

* Mine Scorpion is flanked?!

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( +4 from Guidance ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Just CA ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( That is the +4 ))

Galbine: (( already included. ))

* Mine Scorpion flails around with its tail!!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 5 + 8 = 13

* Mine Scorpion aw.

Galbine: (( Fleed isn't Imban and has to be reminded every time~ ))

Lance Brandt has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Now normally I'd hit him with something else but re-reading the rules informed me that charge has to be the last thing you do in a turn unless you action point, so done ))

* Charger Beetle also nawms on Meryl for provoking delicious Opportunity Attack.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( ooo ooo ooo ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25

* Fleed rolls: 2d4+2 => 6 + 2 = 8

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl Kincaid loses 8 HP.

* Lance Brandt hacks in the general direction of the socrpion with DOUBLE FIRE SWORD

Lance Brandt:

Greenflame Blade (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » vs. AC

Lance Brandt: (( :| ))

Galbine: (( general direction indeed. ))

* Meryl Kincaid turns and headbutts the beetle for no damage, just to tell it off.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( re-roll reminder ))

Charger Beetle:

!???

Lance Brandt: (( quiet pygmy ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Lance, you can re-roll that. ))

Lance Brandt: (( oh ))

Lance Brandt:

Greenflame Blade (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26 » vs. AC

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( YEAH ))

Lance Brandt: (( welp ))

Galbine: (( CRITS ))

Mine Scorpion:

Ssshh?!

Lance Brandt: (( so uh, 18 and 4 to adjacent enemies ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 18 HP.

Charger Beetle:

Charger Beetle loses 4 HP.

Tanker Beetle 1:

Tanker Beetle 1 loses 4 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( we should hit it with harder things ))

Lance Brandt: (( my only other harder thing is lightning clash but ))

Lance Brandt: (( its about the same damage ))

* Charger Beetle hops backwards and starts to fly above the ground at high speed!

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( anyhow, next turn it's going to provoke AoOs, so get 'em ready. ))

Lance Brandt: (( 1W and then 1d6 secondary ))

* Charger Beetle RAMMING CUTTER

Lance Brandt: (( also is it too late to mark the charger? >>> ))

Lance Brandt: (( I'll guess so ))

Lance Brandt: (( or wait it would have been out of range anyway ))

Lance Brandt: (( damn fat scorpion ass ))

Charger Beetle: (( THIS FUCKING DRAW TOOL ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 8 + 4 = 12

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 18 + 4 = 22

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11

Lance Brandt: (( ow what ))

* Fleed rolls: 3d6 => 17

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt loses 17 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( D: ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( jesus ))

* Charger Beetle flies away, all content an' shit now.

Lance Brandt: (( so uh... Healing would be appreciated ))

* Tanker Beetle 1 frequency vibrations!! AAAA

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 1 + 6 = 7

Celia Dunesend: (( Will when it gets to my turn. ))

* Tanker Beetle 1 aaaa

* Fleed rolls: 1d6 recharge Rhino Guard => 6

* Tanker Beetle 1 does, and fortifies!

Christina DeMarsey has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( on it, boss ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Over here monster! (marking the Scorpion)

Mine Scorpion:

Sss...!

Christina DeMarsey: (( Am I considered flanking with Meryl or no? ))

Mine Scorpion: (( I'll say yes. ))

Galbine: (( it's granting ca from guideance anyways ))

Galbine: (( and is also prone. ))

Mine Scorpion: (( You, Furu and Blaine get flank. ))

Galbine: (( I'm pretty sure prone activates ca ANYWAYS. ))

Mine Scorpion: (( YES IT DOES LIKE THREE TIMES, PICK ONE ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Now, fall!

Christina DeMarsey:

Blood of the Mighty • Standard • Divine, Reliable, Weapon You draw on your own life force to deal a decisive blow. Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 21   Physical       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You take 5 damage, which can't be reduced in any way.

* Mine Scorpion already fell. Go away.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Does that hit? ))

Mine Scorpion: (( If you want to Effort that, I guess... ))

Galbine: (( ...also, fuck. I made a teerriible realization. Next turn that...won't be what I do. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( I will! ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I don't think it does, I suggest Heroic Effort if that's a Daily ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Heroic Effort • Minor • Humes are Awesome You call upon your furious nature to improve your odds of harming your foe. Effect: If you miss with an attack or fail a saving throw, you gain a +4 racial bonus to the attack roll or the saving throw

Christina DeMarsey: (( It is a daily yeah ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 21 HP.

Mine Scorpion:

Sssss ._.

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey loses 5 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( is that with the +4? ))

Galbine: (( I forgot that attack actually has rules text that states the target has to be the same size or smaller than the guy you hit. WHOOPS. ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 4 HP.

* Tanker Beetle 2 frequency waves at Galbine!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 7 + 6 = 13

Galbine:

...Hmph.

Fleed:

YOUR FORTITUDE IS LAME AND YOU ARE LESS ACCURATE FOR IT

Galbine: (( oh, fort? ))

Galbine:

...Hrmph.

* Tanker Beetle 2 fortifies its shell!

Cid has received initiative.

Lance Brandt: (( so hey Furu ))

Cid: (( Do I heal you or summon the robit ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Heal Lance. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Heal Lance ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Heal lance ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Leal Hance ))

Cid: (( OKAY THEN ))

Galbine: (( Heal Spear. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I'd appreciate not dying more than you having a robot that uses up your actions ))

* Cid tosses a potion over at Lance.

Meryl Kincaid: (( You mean you throw it at his face? ))

Cid: (( healing surge value + 5 ))

Galbine: (( THOSE THINGS ARE MADE OF GLASS, YOU MORON ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( That's how Chemists heal, you get a glass bottle in the face ))

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt recovers 12 HP.

Tanker Beetle 1: (( Now what? ))

Lance Brandt: (( relevant picture in chan ))

Cid: (( Oh can I still act? ))

Tanker Beetle 1: (( Yes? ))

Celia Dunesend: (( That was only a minor, you still have a move and standard ))

Cid: (( OH DUH ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Yeah, heals are a minor ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( You can move and shoot and all kinds of crap ))

Galbine: (( shift away and shoot the beetle~ ))

Lance Brandt: (( and free if you take the paragon feat ))

Cid: (( Or I could Thunder Armor someone ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Can you perform AoOs with ranged weapons? ))

Lance Brandt: (( no ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( okay , shoot it ))

Cid: (( OKAY ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( No ))

Tanker Beetle 1: (( That... is not a legal shift. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( NOOOOOO ))

Tanker Beetle 1:

!!!!!

Christina DeMarsey: (( Shift below me ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Yeah, shift there. ))

* Tanker Beetle 1 WRECKS THE OLD LADY'S FACE OFF

Meryl Kincaid: (( Shift good, regular move bad ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 19 + 8 = 27

Lance Brandt: (( whoops ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( AUGH ))

* Fleed rolls: 2d6+5 => 11 + 5 = 16

Cid:

Cid loses 16 HP.

Cid: (( DAMNIT ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( stupid stupid forced movement not provoking OAs ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Ok Fleed's gonna hit you anyway so move wherever you damn well please ))

Cid:

Ow.

Tanker Beetle 1:

.....

Christina DeMarsey: (( No that would provoke from the scorpion too ))

Lance Brandt: (( welp ))

Lance Brandt: (( this was a learning experience I feel ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(I thought shifts didn't provoke?)

Meryl Kincaid: (( I'm assuming the beetle hits you when you shift otherwise there was a grievous communication error ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( they don't. I'm assumign the beetle has a Bullshit ability ))

Cid: (( MY EVERYTHING ))

Lance Brandt: (( BEETLES ))

Galbine: (( RADAM ))

Lance Brandt: (( someone get the silver hammer ))

* Meryl Kincaid beats Yuu with it until the Astronauts make LPs again

Fleed: (( Tankers have an II whenever an opportunity attack is provoked, and if it's got Rhino Guard on, marked targets provoke it when they shift. ))

* Mine Scorpion stand.

* Fleed rolls: 1d6 recover Earth Pounder => 2

* Mine Scorpion alas

Lance Brandt: (( advance upon me brethren ))

* Mine Scorpion settles for CLEAVING Christina!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 14 + 6 = 20

* Fleed rolls: 3d6+3 => 14 + 3 = 17

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey loses 17 HP.

Christina DeMarsey:

Ow!

Mine Scorpion:

Ssssss.

* Mine Scorpion action points, mandibles at Celia!

Cid: (( WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 6 + 6 = 12

Christina DeMarsey: (( It takes 9 damage. ))

* Mine Scorpion does not, fuck this gay earth, dies a little inside.

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 9 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( and after last session, nothing melees me ever again ))

Galbine has received initiative.

Galbine:

...!

Tanker Beetle 2:

??

* Galbine slash stab!

Galbine:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon BINE LANCER! Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4

Tanker Beetle 2:

?!!!???!

Tanker Beetle 2:

Tanker Beetle 2 loses 5 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( that damage roll ))

* Galbine turns to face the tanker bettle, and...

Galbine:

DARKNESS FALL!

Galbine: (( 3 damage, it falls prone. ))

Tanker Beetle 2:

...?!

Tanker Beetle 2:

Tanker Beetle 2 loses 3 HP.

* Galbine reverse hanjuku stooorrrmmm

* Tanker Beetle 2 flips over!

Galbine: (( go. ))

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

Celia Dunesend:

"Christina! Take a deep breath and refocus!"

Christina DeMarsey: (( HEEEEEAL ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6 Inspiring Word, you burn an HS and regain HS value + this => 4

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( I'm going to do the same, also ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey recovers 12 HP.

Celia Dunesend:

"Meryl! Strike that scorpion again!"

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Still grants CA and +4 damage ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Don't gotta tell me twice!

* Celia Dunesend uses Commander's Strike! Make a melee basic at +1 to hit and +4 damage

Meryl Kincaid:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon Bunka dunka! Attack = 7 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 14   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 6

Celia Dunesend: (( REALLY. ))

Lance Brandt: (( so I'm half tempted to mark the scorpion myself ))

Celia Dunesend: (( I shift there, turn end. ))

* Mine Scorpion waves its tail.

Zorya Whiteshield has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Your leadership is bad and you should feel bad ))

Lance Brandt: (( because my only other damaging power require the enemy to melee me ))

Lance Brandt: (( requires* ))

* Zorya Whiteshield 's hands clench into fists around her staff. She stomps forward, gritting her teeth. "That... is..."

* Mine Scorpion is flanked?!

Christina DeMarsey: (( If you want to mark it go for it. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Moment of Glory • Standard - Close Burst 5 • Divine, Implement, Radiant ENOUGH! Attack = 16 vs. Will       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 2   0       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 0     Special: 2     Critical: 0 Hit: The target is pushed 3 squares and knocked prone. Effect: All allies within the burst gain Resist 5 to all damage until the end of your next turn. Sustain Minor: The effect persists.

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 9 + 8 = 17

Meryl Kincaid: (( for the record, you can push it 0 squares, but still knock it prone ))

* Mine Scorpion gets its tail swatted away by WHAT THE FUCK

Meryl Kincaid: (( So have we decided fuck it, Daily time? ))

Galbine: (( also, I'm pretty sure that doesn't provoke anyways. unless that's a reaction power. ))

Lance Brandt: (( we decided a while back ))

Celia Dunesend: (( It has been DAILY TIME since the beginning. ))

Mine Scorpion: (( It's reaction to whenever it gets flanked, yeah. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( yeah uhh... 166 hp, dude ))

Mine Scorpion: (( Anyway does that target all enemies in burst or what. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( All enemies in burst ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( All ALLIES get Resist 5 Damage ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Well I asked since we still haven't seen the thing we came here to kill or the boss of the goblins ))

* Mine Scorpion flump

* Tanker Beetle 1 flip

Lance Brandt: (( kill this thing, rest, continue ))

Galbine: (( rest, REVEL UPPU ))

* Zorya Whiteshield spreads out her hands, eyes glowing. "You do NOT. HURT. MY. FRIENDS."

Zorya Whiteshield:

Healer's Mercy • Free Action - Close Burst 3 • Divine, Healing, Channel Divinity There there. Let me make it all better. Effect: Each bloodied ally in the burst can spend a healing surge. You are weakened until the end of your next turn. Effect: All allies within the burst who spend a healing surge gain +2 to attack.

Meryl Kincaid: (( I read that in Starfire's voice ))

Cid: (( USIN A SURGE BOSS ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( spend dem healin' surges ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey recovers 8 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( so it melees if you move into flanking with it right? ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl Kincaid recovers 7 HP.

Cid: (( how do I surge ))

Lance Brandt: (( HOW DO I SHOT SURGE ))

Tanker Beetle 1: (( Campaign tab. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Go up to Campaign on your macros tab, hit the button, select healing and enter 1/4th of your HP rounded down. ))

Cid:

Cid recovers 7 HP.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Yours would be 7 ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Yarp ))

Lance Brandt: (( side note: I currently have Heats playing in the background because, baring dice bot shenanigans I might end up doing a thing ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Who else needs healin'? ))

Galbine: (( I have lET'S GO GEKIGANGER 3 just for you ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( So hey Yuu ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Got a minor left ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Do you need any spots on the other side of this thing? ))

Galbine: (( srw w version, of course. ))

Lance Brandt: (( assuming that spot flanks ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I want to go through it. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Anyone else need healing? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I want to be sure this won't screw with your plans ))

Galbine: (( I think we're good. ))

Lance Brandt: (( swap spots then? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( No no. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I am going to walk over its body like Andre the Giant. ))

Tanker Beetle 1: (( It only freaks out at flanking once per turn since it's an immediate react. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I just need a flankable spot open that I can shift to ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Lance, I'm going to heal you. ))

Lance Brandt: (( alright then ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Healing Word • Minor Action - Close Burst 5 • Divine, Healing Would you like me to kiss it better? Effect: One creature in the burst may spend a healing surge and regains 1d6+Wisdom (4) additional hit points. An ally who spends a healing surge in this way gains +2 to attack.

Meryl Kincaid: (( You can take my old space then when I'm done ))

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls: 1d6+4 => 3 + 4 = 7

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt recovers 12 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Now everyone should have a +2 to attack ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( I'm done. ))

* Zorya Whiteshield pants

Lance Brandt: (( I'll have +6~8 if I play my cards right ))

Meryl Kincaid has received initiative.

Galbine: (( so, Uh. I'm sorry to say, but if you took battle cleric, your healz don't have +wis. >_> ))

* Meryl Kincaid grips the shaft of her axe, every muscle in her body starting to tighten.

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah'm done lookin at yer ugly face.

Meryl Kincaid:

Thunder Hooves Rage • Standard • Primal, Rage, Weapon GITCHER ASS OUT M'DAMN WAY, BECKY!! Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 18   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 10     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Miss: Half damage. Effect: Enter rage of the thunder hooves. Able to move through enemy spaces, and gain 1d12 damage to attacks against them if done in the same turn.

Lance Brandt: (( hiito ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 18 HP.

* Meryl Kincaid shoves it over and stomps on its body, moving over it with disregard for its dignity.

Meryl Kincaid:

SHOW YA HOW WE DO THIN'S WHAR AH COME FROM, BECKY!

* Meryl Kincaid hops down, turns around and smashes it again.

Meryl Kincaid:

Running Riot • Minor • Divine, Weapon WELCOME T'TH' JUNGLE, WE GOT FUN'N GAMES!! Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 2     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Req: Must have hit an enemy with a weapon attack this turn.

Cid:

W...who is Becky?

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 5 HP.

* Blaine rolls: 1d10+2 Bonus damage => 6 + 2 = 8

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 8 HP.

Christina DeMarsey:

She has a tendency to call things by made up names.

Meryl Kincaid:

GODDAMN PIECE'A SHIT SCORPION!

* Meryl Kincaid action point.

Celia Dunesend: (( Remember you get +2 to hit on this attack. ))

Lance Brandt: (( remember you get +2 from tilus on th- yeah ))

Meryl Kincaid:

TRYIN' TA HAVE A NICE DAY OUT WITH MAH NEW FRIENDS YA IDGIT!

Meryl Kincaid:

Avalanche Strike • Standard • Primal, Weapon Here comes th' pain! Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 27   Physical       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 10     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Effect: Enemies gain +4 to hit you until start of your next turn.

Lance Brandt: (( aw man ))

Lance Brandt: (( so close to crit ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( nice ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Nice indeed. ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 27 HP.

Galbine:

...Heh.

* Meryl Kincaid spits on the scorpion and grits her teeth more.

Lance Brandt: (( so should I mark the bug or blazing corona? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( And done! ))

Lance Brandt has received initiative.

Christina DeMarsey:

At this point just do whatever does more damage

Christina DeMarsey: (( Err...OOC that ))

* Lance Brandt grins, "Heh, I won't let you have all the fun." He glares at the scorpion, firey runes suddenly popping up over its body as he shifts position

* Lance Brandt raises his sword, "FIRE BLADE!"

Lance Brandt:

Greenflame Blade (Hit): « 1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23 » vs. AC

Lance Brandt:

Greenflame Blade (Damage): « 1d10+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 » Fire damage, and 4 fire damage to all enemies adjacent to target.

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 12 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( ACTION POINTO ))

Tanker Beetle 1:

Tanker Beetle 1 loses 4 HP.

Lance Brandt:

(( ooc also +4 to scorpion )

Galbine: (( isn't that also +4 fire damage, unless you alread-yeah ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 4 HP.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Oh huh. My mark doesn't expire til I use it again. GOOD TO REMEMBER ))

Mine Scorpion: (( Really. Huh. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Yeah, only Warden marks expire at the end of each turn ))

Lance Brandt: (( raises his blade again, lightning suddenly engulfing the blade along with the fire, "THUNDER BLADE!" ))

Lance Brandt: (( ignore the ooc ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Because they can mark so many ))

Lance Brandt: (( that was supposed to be .me ))

Lance Brandt:

Lightning Clash - Primary (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21 » vs. AC

Lance Brandt:

Lightning Clash - Primary (Damage): « 1d10+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 » Damage and make a secondary attack.

Christina DeMarsey: (( It also goes away if I'm not next to the thing or didn't attack it, but yeah I don't have to remark ))

Lance Brandt: (( +4 ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 9 HP.

Lance Brandt:

*lightning suddenly surges at the scorpion*

Lance Brandt:

Lightning Clash - Secondary (Hit): « 1d20+10 = 4 + 10 = 14 » vs. Reflex

Lance Brandt: (( burning augment ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Does that include the +2 to hit from me? ))

Galbine: (( flanking and heal plus, Yuu ))

Lance Brandt: (( it is ))

Lance Brandt: (( augment give the final +2 to hit though ))

Lance Brandt:

Lightning Clash - Secondary (Damage): « 1d6+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » Lightning damage.

Galbine: (( EXACTOMODO ))

Lance Brandt: (( dunno if that also has +4 but ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( ))

Mine Scorpion:

Mine Scorpion loses 7 HP.

Mine Scorpion:

Ssss...

* Mine Scorpion final flail!

Zorya Whiteshield:

"That's what you GET!"

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 9 + 8 = 17

* Lance Brandt grins, swiping his blade, "I told you I'd cut you down, vermin."

* Meryl Kincaid points her axe at the other beetles.

* Mine Scorpion tink tink tink die

Meryl Kincaid:

AND YER NEXT YA FUCKIN' OVERSIZED ROACHES!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20 => 13

Galbine:

Hm!

* Zorya Whiteshield pops her collar. "Muhfucka!"

Christina DeMarsey:

Go aid the mechanical man. I can handle this one.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Please excuse my language..."

* Fleed rolls: 1d6 recover Rhino Assault => 4

* Charger Beetle does not ._.

* Charger Beetle frequencies at Galbine!

Meryl Kincaid: (( I like how you gave them rhino moves but they're more like stag beetles ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20

Fleed:

Galbine is uncomfortable!

* Lance Brandt turns towards the beetle trying to recover things, giving a laugh, "Lets gut the rest of them, yeah."

Galbine:

Hrmph!

* Tanker Beetle 1 un-flip

Lance Brandt: (( to be fair, thats a very final fantasy thing ))

Cid:

Yes, let's exterminate them.

* Fleed rolls: 1d6 recover Rhino Guard => 6

Celia Dunesend:

"The biggest of the group is down, now all we need is to mop up the rest!"

Lance Brandt: (( also having heats playing was either merely fitting for that or actually helped the rolls, I'm not sure which ))

Tanker Beetle 1:

.........

Galbine:

....

* Tanker Beetle 1 settles for RAMMING ALL OF YOU instead!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 1 + 6 = 7

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 13 + 6 = 19

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 16 + 6 = 22

* Fleed rolls: 3d6 => 10

Zorya Whiteshield:

Zorya Whiteshield loses 10 HP.

Cid:

Cid loses 5 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"O-Ow..."

Cid:

Damn!

Tanker Beetle 1:

...

Meryl Kincaid: (( So are you guys gonna dogpile this beetle so I can help our robro? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Yeah ))

Galbine: (( go help me ))

* Tanker Beetle 1 frequencies!

Cid: (( Yeah this beetle is toast ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 15 + 6 = 21

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 15 + 6 = 21

Galbine: (( I'll have something to help this but it's still unpleasant. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8

Fleed:

Christina's to-hit bonus is reduced to +1!

Fleed:

Zorya... -1 to attacks ._.

Christina DeMarsey has received initiative.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Wait it reduces my total to hit to +1? ))

Fleed: (( No, the bonus from the healing burst whatever. ))

Galbine: (( you have a +2 bonus from white mage heals. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Oh ok ))

Tanker Beetle 1:

!!!!!!!

Christina DeMarsey: (( Yes that provokes. Eat me. ))

* Tanker Beetle 1 WRECK YOU

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 10 + 8 = 18

* Tanker Beetle 1 does not wreck.

Christina DeMarsey:

Over here, insect!

Christina DeMarsey:

Holy Strike • Standard • Divine, Radiant, Weapon You strike an enemy with your weapon, which ignites with holy light. Attack = 19 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 7   Radiant       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4 Hit: If you marked the target you gain a bonus to the damage roll equal to your Wisdom modifier (+2).

Tanker Beetle 1:

Tanker Beetle 1 loses 9 HP.

* Christina DeMarsey ACTION POINTO

* Christina DeMarsey Double Strike

Christina DeMarsey:

Divine Pursuit • Standard • Divine, Weapon You drive your foe back with a mighty attack and follow it to prevent its escape. Attack = 27 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 19   Physical       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You push the target a number of squares equal to your Wisdom modifier (+2). You then shift to the nearest square adjacent to the target.

Tanker Beetle 1:

Tanker Beetle 1 loses 19 HP.

* Tanker Beetle 1 crunch

* Fleed rolls: 1d20 => 13

Cid:

Finally.

* Christina DeMarsey swings her sword to get the beetle bits off of it.

Christina DeMarsey:

Two left.

* Tanker Beetle 2 un-flip

* Fleed rolls: 1d6 recover Rhino Guard => 5

* Tanker Beetle 2 does! FREQUENCY ATTACK GO

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 17 + 6 = 23

Fleed:

Galbine is still fatigued!

Lance Brandt: (( ORGUN ))

Galbine:

...Annoying.

Lance Brandt: (( so ))

* Tanker Beetle 2 power charges Galbine!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 8 + 8 = 16

Christina DeMarsey: (( At this point he's less Orgun and more Kouichi in L ))

* Tanker Beetle 2 does not power enough charge.

Cid has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Focus on the Charger if you can ))

* Galbine blocks with longsword!

Christina DeMarsey: (( Which is still better than Akito in A Portable ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I can stomp on the Tanker on my turn ))

Galbine: (( is this mark still on me, Fleed? ))

Lance Brandt: (( meryl charges the tank, lance charges the charger? ))

Cid:

I. Have had. Enough. Of this.

Tanker Beetle 2: (( Frequency attack marks regardless of result, yes. ))

Cid: (( GONNA BURN MY DAILY LIKE ALL THE COOL KIDS ))

Galbine: (( focusing on the tanker, sorry~ ))

Galbine: (( unless it dies now, of course. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

[h: FrameColor = "Gray''] [h,if (PowerType == "AtWill"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Green"] }] [h,if (PowerType == "Encounter"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Red"] }] [h,if (PowerType == "Daily"),code: { [h: FrameColor = "Black"] }] [r: Name] • [r: Action] • [r: KeyWords] [r: Desc] Hit: The target is pushed 3 squares and knocked prone. Effect: All allies within the burst gain Resist 5 to all damage until the end of your next turn. Sustain Minor: The effect persists.

Lance Brandt: (( OHHHH NOOOOO ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( aghgk' ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( HOW DID YOU BREAK IT!? ))

* Cid loads various robot parts into her gun and fires them right next to the charger beetle

Zorya Whiteshield:

Moment of Glory • Standard - Close Burst 5 • Divine, Implement, Radiant ENOUGH! Hit: The target is pushed 3 squares and knocked prone. Effect: All allies within the burst gain Resist 5 to all damage until the end of your next turn. Sustain Minor: The effect persists.

Cid: (( how do I arrow ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( THere we go ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Hold space ))

Tanker Beetle 2: (( click the map, then spacebar and hover where you want. ))

Cid: (( OH MY GOD ))

Lance Brandt: (( GETTER ROWBOAT ))

Galbine: (( sup fellow srww buddy ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( LOOK THERE IT'S GETTER TWO! ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( \/baddubjoke> ))

Lance Brandt: (( and then Lance docked with them and fired a giant laser (no) ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( (i get it) ))

Cid:

Attack Formation Omega!

Cid: (( Using Opportunity attack ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( I figured you would XD I dunno if Yuu saw it in Japanese ))

* Franky rolls: 1d20+7 => 20 + 7 = 27

Lance Brandt: (( saw what? ))

* Franky rolls: 1d10 => 2

Christina DeMarsey: (( Getter Armageddon ))

Cid:

Two damage but it's marked and takes 3 damage next turn

Meryl Kincaid: (( Armageddon, the dubbing for the first part is awful and calls Getter-3 Getter-2 ))

Cid: (( That ^ ))

Mighty Morphin' Power C.I.D.:

ガァオ！

Galbine: (( erm, a 20 crits, furu. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Right after it calls Getter-2 that ))

Lance Brandt: (( oh ))

Lance Brandt: (( yeah I saw it subbed ))

Charger Beetle:

Charger Beetle loses 10 HP.

Cid: (( OH IT DID ))

Cid: (( AWESOME ))

Cid: (( I was too happy that I hit to notice ))

Galbine: (( also pretty sure 'opportunity attack' means literally it can opportunity attack for you. >_> ))

Cid: (( I don't think so. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Also fuck you all, now HEATS is stuck in my head ))

Lance Brandt: (( ))

Mighty Morphin' Power C.I.D.: (( I'll allow it for now, anyway. ))

Lance Brandt: (( anyway I kinda need the tanker dead possibly ))

Galbine: (( so if Furu done then? ))

Cid: (( Yep! ))

Lance Brandt: (( unless I can firepulse on the move ))

Galbine has received initiative.

* Mine Scorpion ssssblarg

* Galbine holds his sword in front of him!

Galbine:

...Bladesong.

Lance Brandt: (( charge route ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Well I can most likely murder the tanker on my turn because 2d12 + 1d8 ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( ELF ONLY > ))

* Galbine 's first starts spinning around faster and faster, causing a whistling sword that would be beautiful...if it's wasn't for the fact it was attached to a spinning whirlwind of DEATH.

Lance Brandt: (( CORGI ONLY ))

Galbine: (( whistling SOUND, rather. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( >8( ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( There that frowny face works better ))

Mine Scorpion: (( Mechperson what are you doing. ))

* Galbine gains +2 to all defenses, +2 to hit, +5 to damage!

* Galbine also SET ATTACKU

Lance Brandt: (( YOU BROKE IT ))

* Galbine swords the tanker!

Galbine:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon BINE LANCER! Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4

Tanker Beetle 2:

!!????!??!?!

* Tanker Beetle 2 crunch

Galbine: (( well, that kills it outright. ))

Tanker Beetle 2:

Tanker Beetle 2 loses 12 HP.

Christina DeMarsey: (( I need to go eat. If this isn't over by my turn Tilus can go for me. Use Ardent Strike on whatever's left ))

Galbine: (( AND MECHA MOVE YOUR DAMN THING ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Noted ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20 => 16

Galbine: (( we can't see the enemey! ))

* Galbine turns to face the charger!

Lance Brandt: (( fixed ))

Galbine: (( is there anywhere people would rather this thing be? ))

Charger Beetle:

...?!

Lance Brandt: (( right clicked it and hit move ))

Galbine:

CREST FORCER!

* Galbine shoots a beam from his head that forces the beetle to move not of its own will!

Galbine: (( 3 damage, moving~ ))

Charger Beetle:

Charger Beetle loses 3 HP.

Galbine: (( that good, or further? ))

Charger Beetle:

!??

Lance Brandt: (( so you want the last one blaine? ))

Galbine: (( I *can* action point and 100% kill it, y'know. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( save yer points ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( We got it, don't blow the point ))

Lance Brandt: (( I thought you action pointed? ))

Galbine: (( I didn't. ))

Galbine:

Begone. They can take care of you.

* Galbine endo

Lance Brandt: (( but yeah either blaine or I can just charge it to death from where we are, without moving first ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Zorya! You ain't hurt, so get yourself back together!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+6 Inspiring Word, burn a HS and heal HS value + this => 6 + 6 = 12

Celia Dunesend: (( Err ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d6 Inspiring Word, burn a HS and heal HS value + this => 1

* Zorya Whiteshield picks herself up, wincing. "G-got it..."

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

Lance Brandt: (( shoulda kept the 6! ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Zorya Whiteshield recovers 7 HP.

Charger Beetle:

?

Lance Brandt: (( you better kill it >.> ))

Celia Dunesend:

"And now for somehing a bit unnecessary, but here goes anyways!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+7 Quick Formation @ Charger Beetle, vs AC => 14 + 7 = 21

Charger Beetle:

!!!

* Tilus rolls: 1d10+4 Damage, and all allies within 5 squares can shift 2 squares as a move action => 10 + 4 = 14

* Charger Beetle splut

Charger Beetle:

Charger Beetle loses 14 HP.

Celia Dunesend: (( As a free action, rather. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20 => 2

Lance Brandt: (( also I just now noticed that the bugs have jobs ))

* Zorya Whiteshield uses the last few seconds of the Encounter to heal Cid?

Cid: (( Do I surge again ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Zorya has to roll your bonus healing first. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Also she should be able to out of encounter. ))

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls: 1d6 => 6

Lance Brandt: (( yay ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Surge + 6

Cid:

Cid recovers 13 HP.

Galbine: (( ...realization. ))

Galbine: (( Furu was prone. he shouldn't have been able to move. WHOOPS. ))

Charger Beetle: (( Meh, whatever. ))

* Zorya Whiteshield wanders over and offers Cid her hand. "Um, can I help you up?"

* Mighty Morphin' Power C.I.D. shunk shunk shunk shunk

* Cid takes the mage's hand, and then bops her lightly with the gun.

Cid:

Heal faster next time.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Ow..."

Lance Brandt: (( so despite sucking for the first round or so, that was kinda awesome at the end ))

* Galbine 's blade stops spinning, and the stance ends, causing the glowing red panel lines to revert to black!

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Yes ma'am..." /).__.(\

Cid: (( Yeah everything came together. ))

Lance Brandt: (( also *high fives Blaine* o/ ))

Galbine:

...Hm?

Meryl Kincaid: (( \o ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Right then."

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Moment of Glory you are the best, but fuck, forced movement doesn't provoke AoOs ))

* Celia Dunesend turns to the... robot thing. "So who are you?"

Galbine: (( I got to bladesong murderate, I'm happy. ))

* Meryl Kincaid shakes off her overflowing rage and puts her axe back on her back

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Think I might take ICON OF FEAR ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( which does! ))

Cid:

Yes, who indeed.

* Galbine sheaths sword

Galbine:

I am...hrm. Give me a moment.

* Galbine scratches chin

* Zorya Whiteshield bows to Mr. Roboto. "Thank you for the help, sir."

* Lance Brandt cracks his neck as the flames vanish from his blade, "Hnn, stupid bugs, hate having to go all out on things like that."

Meryl Kincaid:

Sounds like a dumb name

Galbine:

Ah, this one recalls now.

Galbine:

Galbine is the name given upon creation.

Celia Dunesend: (( PFFFF ))

Galbine:

...Where am I, anyways?

Cid:

Interesting. And who, exactly, created you?

Galbine:

Creator is....

Galbine:

...

Galbine:

...

* Zorya Whiteshield wanders around, giving people healing pokes.

Galbine:

Not found.

Cid:

Of course not.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Is everyone okay?"

Lance Brandt:

So what's a weird tin can like this doing in the middle of a goblin infested cave anyway?

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah'm fine, just vented off some rage. It helps.

Celia Dunesend:

"I'm fine, thanks."

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Oh. ...okay."

Cid:

Doing better.

* Zorya Whiteshield slinks off to putter over the goblin corpses, murmuring prayers of peaceful rest over their bodies.

Galbine: (( discussing with Fleed, please wait warmly~ ))

Lance Brandt: (( *smolders* ))

Galbine:

...This one recalls....

Christina DeMarsey: (( Back ))

Galbine:

Woke up. Crossed field. Found cave, and Rad-beetles.

* Goblin Ambusher is totally fuckin' dead, scorpion scissors are a bitch to defend against when you have leather masks for head protection

Lance Brandt:

Rad-beetles? What?

Galbine:

Elimination judged as required.

Cid:

I don't think I would describe these beetles as "rad".

Lance Brandt: (( does Galbine throw nukes? ))

Galbine: (( Radam, silly. i'm making srw jokes. ))

* Zorya Whiteshield putter putter putter

Celia Dunesend:

"So you only barely know who you are, where you are, or what you're even doing here?"

Galbine:

...Judged as...correct.

Christina DeMarsey:

Shouldn't we go find her subbordinates?

Cid:

They'll be fine. They oddly fight better when no one is watching.

Meryl Kincaid:

We are just findin' everything in this cave except what we came here ta kill in th' first damn place.

Galbine:

This one feels there is purpose, yet...lost. Unfortunate.

Christina DeMarsey:

That is odd.

Christina DeMarsey: (( They clearly hold themsleves back to make Cid look better ))

* Lance Brandt shrugs, "Who knows, maybe the people in town were stupid and thought the giant scoprion was a behemoth.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"You can come with us if you like. THat's alright, right?"

Lance Brandt:

Wouldn't be the first time I heard a mix-up like that

Celia Dunesend:

"So a case of amnesia, or whatever the robot equivalent is."

* Galbine 's eyes blink blink, shine

Christina DeMarsey:

The goblins still supposedly have a boss around here as well.

Galbine:

Yes, but this one asks: what is the current year?

Celia Dunesend:

"And yes. If you haven't anywhere else to go, why not stay with us for awhile until you do refind your purpose? These caves are quite dangerous, and there is rumor of a huge beast lurking about."

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Eleventy-Six."

Galbine: (( Fleed said 1154, so I'm going with that~ ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( close enough ))

Celia Dunesend:

"It is the year 1154."

Galbine:

...calender date not matched to any in banks. This one finds this odd, as this one is supossed to know calenders of all nations to the dot.

Galbine:

New calender date entered and will be followed from now on.

Galbine:

Oh, and if it concerns you: There was a large purple thing in the clearing the way this one headed. Might this be of interest to you?

Cid:

How very very interesting. I am Anathia Cid, of the Kingdom of Feoria. I come from a long line of engineers and would be happy to assist you.

Christina DeMarsey:

That might be the creature we're after.

Celia Dunesend:

"A large purple thing? Yes, that is the large beast we're looking for."

Zorya Whiteshield:

"It's good to meet you, Mister Robot. I'm Zorya Whiteshield, from... um... somewhere..."

Galbine:

Glad to be of assitance. Engineer Cid.

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl. This purple thin' alive?

Celia Dunesend:

"Celia Dunesend, traveler, tactician, and for now doer of odd jobs. Nice to meet you."

Galbine:

It moved. slowly.

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey, welcome to our little group.

* Galbine nods

* Lance Brandt shrugs, "I'm Lance, monster hunter from Feoria."

Galbine:

White Mage Zorya, Tactication Celia, Berserker Meryl, Paladin Christina, Spellblade Lance. This one will aid you all.

Lance Brandt: (( I think Tilus is in the wrong game, Tactician is a fire emblem class (no) ))

Celia Dunesend: (( pfffff ))

Fleed: (( Yeah, Tilus is just a Knight in FF terms here. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( A very bossy Knight ))

Lance Brandt: (( I know, I just couldn't resist the joke ))

Fleed:

Since it seems your socialing is starting to slow down a bit, and in the interest of moving along: that alcove you fought your last group of goblins in was a barracks. While there is possibility of getting ambushed by patrol, it looks as good a place as any to at least get some sort of rest. Plus, you now have a night watchman, since Galbine remains fully aware during rest.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"How did you know I was a..." she shrinks into her hood.

Galbine:

Correction: Knight Celia. Databank tells me that is more correct.

Galbine:

Uniform judged to match standard. This one is sorry if it has offended.

Fleed:

If you wish to rest, since you're all undoubtedly pretty taken out from that last gauntlet, go ahead.

Cid:

Let us set up camp back in the barracks, shall we?

* Zorya Whiteshield swallows. "Um, it's... it's okay. Really. Let's just, just find someplace to rest, okay?"

* Zorya Whiteshield scurries.

Christina DeMarsey:

I don't want to give up the chase, but it would probably be a wise decision.

Galbine:

...Invasion of privacy not meant. Did this one do something wrong?

Celia Dunesend:

"So it looks like we've grown weary with the journey so far. I think here and now would be a good place to take a break for the night."

Galbine:

This one will make up for it.

Lance Brandt: (( should I bring in my L2 token? ))

Fleed:

Additionally, you were able to salvage one of the scorpion's scissor-like stingers; with a small amount of doing, you could easily fashion it into a workable blade.

Fleed: (( Immediate loot: Scorpion Scissor (Flesh Grinder Scimitar +1: Military one-handed melee Heavy Blade, 1d8 damage, +2 proficiency, High Crit; +1 attack/damage, +1d10 damage on crit; Power(Daily): Free Action; Trigger: You make an attack with this weapon that targets AC. Effect: The triggering attack targets Fortitude instead and deals 1d6 extra damage on a hit. (Adventurer's Vault 2) (136gp) ))

Fleed: (( Also yes, all of you level up, so crack open the L2 tokens. ))

Lance Brandt: (( yay ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Oh... there aren't enough beds for all of us. I'll just sleep here, then."

Celia Dunesend:

Celia Dunesend recovers 0 HP.

Lance Brandt:

Dispel (Saving Throw): « 1d20 = 17 »

Galbine:

This one does not need bed. This one can keep watch.

Yuu Inohara: (( okay that still works ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl Kincaid recovers 0 HP.

Fleed: (( So, whomever wants the new sword can take it, or just claim it for next week. ))

Yuu Inohara: (( I'll take it unless Mecha wants it ))

Galbine: (( I'm longswordan man, so nope~ ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Go ahead and take it ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Zorya Whiteshield loses 10 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield:

Zorya Whiteshield recovers 20 HP.

Fleed: (( Also, Furu, new Augment Energy target. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( I use spears, so pass here. ))

Cid: (( Le's stick it on Meryl? ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Namely longspears. ))

Fleed: (( CAN DO ))

Cid:

Cid recovers 7 HP.

Fleed: (( Whenever you guys're ready an' situated, we can continue. ))

Fleed: (( New tokens, edited tokens, so forth or what have you. ))

* Galbine learns new and interesting tricks while delving into memory banks!

Lance Brandt: (( just fixin up my macros ))

Lance Brandt:

Initiative: « 1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19 »

Celia Dunesend: (( Ready~ ))

* Zorya Whiteshield passes around healing pokes and rejuvenative fondles before curling up on her box.

Meryl Kincaid: (( I'm set ))

Cid: (( How much longer we gonna go ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Let's hit the R key! ))

Galbine:

This one does not need a sleeping place, you do not have to do so.

Fleed: (( I've got probably an hour and a half max before I gotta go. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Where are you going? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( When are you coming home? ))

Fleed: (( Movie. ))

Fleed: (( LATE. ))

Galbine: (( whe- damnit. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( What movie? ))

Fleed: (( Spider-man. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( GOOD MOVIE ))

Lance Brandt: (( I'm set ))

Cid: (( OKAY BECAUSE I NEED TO. SKIP OUT NOW. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( I'd prefer breaking here actually, but if everyone else wants to go I won't stop you ))

Cid: (( SORRY GUYS ))

Fleed: (( errhg, fine ))

Galbine: (( ready to go, count zero ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Spoilers, all they're showing is Spiderman. The Jewish cousin of Spider-Man. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( I'm cool with whatever being a sad man with no life. ))

Cid: (( I promised my fiance we'd watch GoT. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( If we stop here I'm just going to build a house ))

Fleed: (( Well. Who wants to BE DONE and who wants to keep goin'? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( I thought GoT's season was over ))

Cid: (( She hasn't seen all of season 2 ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( I can keep going. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I'd prefer to go longer, but I'm fine with whichever ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I'm not really missing out on anything by continuing, but I'm starting to get the 10 o'clocks ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( I'm fine with whichever ))

Celia Dunesend: (( I'd prefer to stop, but I'm fine with whichever. ))

Fleed: (( Kuro? ))

Galbine: (( I can still fiiigghhhttt ))

Fleed: (( Okay, let's... keep on for a bit then. I'd rather not keep dragging this all out. ))

Fleed:

INN MUSIC NOISES DING DONG DOOOOO

Christina DeMarsey: (( OK! ))

Fleed:

HA-RESTED

Cid: (( CID WILL GO LOOK FOR HER MINIONS THERE'S MY EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING HERE ))

Cid: (( SORRY GUYS I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR REASONS ))

Fleed: (( Yeah, that's fine. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( REASONS OF GETTING LAID ))

Galbine:

Goodbye, Engineer Cid.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( A noble endeavour. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Brace yourselves ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Sex is coming ))

Lance Brandt: (( meanwhile I'm being Dekar and ing over new sword ))

Galbine: (( so hm. I need a token for DIFFICLT TERRAIN ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Fleed has Daiya ))

Lance Brandt: (( just zone it ))

Lance Brandt: (( or that ))

Fleed:

Since Galbine has already been through parts of the mines, new areas will be drawn. ♥

Franky is disconnected.

Galbine: (( I'm loving the self-drawn maps, Fleed. ))

Lance Brandt: (( same ))

Galbine: (( oh dear maybe I shouldn't have changed to that map. ))

* Zorya Whiteshield wakes up in a sprawl on the floor, her clothes half everywhere.

Christina DeMarsey: (( YUU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! NOW THE ENEMIES WILL CRITICALLY HIT YOUR FORTITUDE ))

Lance Brandt: (( or will they?! ))

Lance Brandt: (( *clearly just pumps up every other defense but fort * ))

Lance Brandt: (( SO HEY GUYS ))

Lance Brandt: (( GUYS HEY ))

Lance Brandt: (( I THINK I KNOW WHERE THE BOSS IS GUYS ))

Fleed:

Arright. ♥

* Galbine preped mystical debris and Spike Ball during the night~

Fleed:

Whenever you're ready, keep on keepin' on.

* Zorya Whiteshield wakes up before anyone can notice her shameful floor show and composes herself

Galbine: (( INTO THE WALL ))

Lance Brandt: (( composes herself of the wall ))

* Zorya Whiteshield is so embarrassed she makes a new alcove

Meryl Kincaid: (( Zorya you are not a wall, you need to learn this ))

* Galbine ?'s, picks up the clothes, and goes over to give them

* Lance Brandt meanwhile wakes up feeling kida stiff from falling asleep at the table from working on the scorpion sword thing.

* Zorya Whiteshield puts them on, all a-blush.

Lance Brandt:

Blaargh

Galbine:

Aid given.

* Meryl Kincaid sounds like a jackhammer of snoring

* Celia Dunesend then wakes up, stretches out, promptly gets ready.

* Christina DeMarsey wakes up, puts her armor back on, and gets ready to go back avengin'

Christina DeMarsey: (( Clearly She will subjob Avenger. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Th-thank you..."

* Galbine watched the camp during the night. don't need no stinkin' sleep

Galbine:

This one hopes it is forgiven now.

Lance Brandt:

Oi, ogre woman, time to get up, we're moving.

Meryl Kincaid:

Hrghflrbghba

* Zorya Whiteshield mumbles an unintelligible reply.

* Meryl Kincaid drags herself to her feet

Galbine:

...This one accepts? Proper social conduct difficult to find.

* Meryl Kincaid yawns loudly and wanders around a bit before gradualy becoming actual-ass awake

Lance Brandt: (( wanders through a wall ))

Galbine:

Good morning. Rest successful?

* Zorya Whiteshield tugs her hood over her face and hurries toward the entrance of the barracks. "Yeah."

Meryl Kincaid:

Ya'll're gonna kill me with this eight hours of sleep nonsense.

Christina DeMarsey:

It was enough. Thank you for keeping watch.

Celia Dunesend:

"So, are we all ready now?"

* Meryl Kincaid punches her palm.

* Lance Brandt gives a slight grin, "Try going on five."

Meryl Kincaid:

Yeah, let's go make this thing's head go bunka dunka.

Meryl Kincaid:

Real fighters fight hard n' sleep hard.

Fleed:

With Galbine's direction, it's an easy shot to one of the larger chambers, having been not far from where you fought the scorpion and beetles.

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah usually get about ten ta twelve.

Fleed:

You can see daylight from the northern branch.

* Galbine leads you all the way this one came

Celia Dunesend:

"Huh, we're about to leave the cave."

Christina DeMarsey:

Is this where you saw it?

Fleed:

Going north... you see a field. A massive field. It practically qualifies as a self-contained plains.

Galbine:

Yes. Other paths not explored or deemed uncessary.

Lance Brandt: (( suddenly loading screen then BEHEMOTH RIGHT IN YOUR FACE ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I have the WEIRDEST urge to replay FF7 ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"But the game only mandates 8 hours... maybe you're just being over-indulgent?"

Celia Dunesend: (( And Zorya busted the fourth wall. ))

Galbine: (( come 'an join the party ))

Fleed:

A large rock outcropping is between you and another natural cave, but further along you can see something that could only be described as a "structure," a third cave with a very old but obviously carved look, appearing like the entrance to some sort of temple.

* Galbine points over to the carved cave

Lance Brandt:

Well this certainly is a place

Fleed:

Still, this entrance, from a glance, still seems to be made of the same rock as the surrounding mountains themselves.

Galbine:

That is where this one awoke.

Fleed:

In the middle of the field, however, something large trundles about. Not nearly as large as anything else in the field, but...

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Oh! Wait for me!"

Galbine:

Waiting.

Lance Brandt: (( that behemoth ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Is....is that the one?

Meryl Kincaid: (( Alright Lance run to the center. Celia run to the center. Christina run to the center. Whatever the fuck you do do not stand next to other people! Zorya run to the center. Just heal me. ))

* Vahlarandan Behemoth uh... looks like a behemoth!

Lance Brandt:

Looks a bit... Scraggly

Celia Dunesend: (( Noted. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"THAT'S the behemoth?"

* Meryl Kincaid tilts her head a bit.

Galbine:

That is one this one saw. Is that what you were looking for?

Meryl Kincaid:

Don't look too tough.

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

Ahrrrg. Hrrrrrggg.

Celia Dunesend:

"It looks... pretty similar to the drawing, and similar to the descriptions of behemoths I've encountered.

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

...!

Galbine:

...it appears to have sen us.

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

RHARHG

Lance Brandt: (( WELPS LEFT SIDE, MANY WELPS! NOW HANDLE IT! ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Let it come.

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+7 => 11 + 7 = 18

Christina DeMarsey: (( Tilus were you +1 or +2 to Init? ))

Celia Dunesend: (( +2. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Glad somebody got that ))

Galbine: (( what range is that in? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( We add half our level to init, right? ))

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+4 Initiative time! => 3 + 4 = 7

Christina DeMarsey: (( Ye ))

Lance Brandt:

Initiative: « 1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 »

Vahlarandan Behemoth: (( DEX+halflevel, yes. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Yes ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Sec ))

Lance Brandt: (( yep, so glad I took improved init ))

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+4 => 5 + 4 = 9

Celia Dunesend: (( 10 squares. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( also is anyone else worried that the scorpion was tougher than this thing? ))

Celia Dunesend: (( So Lance is covered as we are now. ))

* Kuro rolls: 1d20+7 GORGUN! => 16 + 7 = 23

Christina DeMarsey: (( Slightly. ))

Lance Brandt: (( this thing has more fort though ))

Lance Brandt: (( meaning I can't gimmick at it ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 To arms! => 1 + 2 = 3

Christina DeMarsey: (( This thing might hit harder. ))

Galbine: (( the classic 1 2 3 tilus roll. ))

Vahlarandan Behemoth: (( Pygmy, roll init. ))

* Celia Dunesend declares Spur to Action! Everyone within burst 10 can choose to reroll init, but must take the second roll if they do so.

Lance Brandt:

Initiative: « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+4 Rerolling Init => 4 + 4 = 8

Christina DeMarsey: (( WOOO! one better ))

Lance Brandt: (( yeah I'll take the second roll ))

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+2 To arms, again! => 14 + 2 = 16

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

Galbine: (( we're still ALL THE AWAY from it. ))

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

...wait why the hell is everything fucking up so oddly

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls: 1d20+2 => 16 + 2 = 18

Meryl Kincaid: (( Behemoth is not amused ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( init :V ))

Lance Brandt has received initiative.

Vahlarandan Behemoth: (( Better. ))

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

RHARGLHARRRR

Galbine:

Greetings!

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

ROARG

Lance Brandt:

Lets go!

Galbine has received initiative.

Galbine:

..Discipline ready.

* Galbine 's panel lines glow red!

Lance Brandt: (( clearly we have to lure it toward the giant onion ))

Galbine:

Combat: Moving closer to engage!

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

RAAAAAA

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

RARRRHBL

Lance Brandt:

Come on you giant ball of fur!

Zorya Whiteshield has received initiative.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Oh my goodness!"

* Zorya Whiteshield scampers

Zorya Whiteshield:

Favor of God • Minor Action - Close Burst 5 • Divine, God! Shield yas boys! Effect: Each creature in the burst gains a +2 power bonus to AC until the end of the encounter.

Galbine:

Behemoth judged as sputtering.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Yas "boys" ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( shaddap i was in a hurry ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( ))

Lance Brandt: (( meanwhile the only real boy is way the fuck off out of range ))

Galbine: (( Galbine is not a real boy. ))

Lance Brandt: (( Galbine is not Xambagle ))

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

Celia Dunesend: (( Done ))

Meryl Kincaid has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Done ))

Christina DeMarsey has received initiative.

Vahlarandan Behemoth: (( Mechperson`? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Done! ))

Lance Brandt has received initiative.

Galbine: (( Yuu gets to charge it ))

* Lance Brandt suddenly self immolates (blazing corona) then runs at the beast

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

ROARG?

Lance Brandt:

Sword (Hit): « 1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13 » vs. AC

Vahlarandan Behemoth:

RARGL