Server started; please wait for map to refresh.

Salome has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

Ok this one has no fog of war. Just plop down Salome somewhere.

Salome:

Uhh... hang on. Not sure how to do that.

Mechalomaniac:

Oh uhh

Salome:

I don't seem to have Salome's token anywhere.

Mechalomaniac:

Nevermind. I forgot I made one

Mechalomaniac:

Yeah I changed it for your new picture

Mechalomaniac:

Anyway at the top pick Window and make sure the Selected option is checked

Salome:

It is now.

Mechalomaniac:

Ok, click on Selected to the left to bring up the window tab if it isn't already, then click on Salome's token

Yuu Inohara has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

YOU AREN'T GO

Salome:

Finding no tokens.

Yuu Inohara:

Mechalomaniac:

Oh uhh

Mechalomaniac:

Alondra World Map at the bottom

Mechalomaniac:

Sorry I thought it defaulted to that one

Salome:

Ok.

Yuu Inohara is disconnected.

Mechalomaniac:

It should say no Macros

Salome:

Yes

Mechalomaniac:

Ok, now copy that text of the macro from that site

Mechalomaniac:

Like not manually. CTRL+C it

Salome:

ok

Mechalomaniac:

Right click where it says no macros and hit "Add New Macro"

Mechalomaniac:

And a button that says new should pop up

Salome:

There's 2, yeah.

Mechalomaniac:

Ok right click one of them and choose edit

Mechalomaniac:

then in the command box, hit CTRL+V to paste the macro you copied, then hit ok

Mechalomaniac:

and brb, cooking hot dogs

Salome:

ok

Mechalomaniac:

Ok back. Anyway if you did that, click the one you edited

Salome:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon A basic melee attack Attack = 1 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 0 Damage = 2   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 0

Salome:

That happened.

Mechalomaniac:

Ok! Next step is to right click it again and under Label, name it your Melee Basic Attack

Salome:

ok

Unresolved value "Otherstuffhere".

Unresolved value "Otherstuffhere".

java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression .

Mechalomaniac:

Ok the next thing is the top few lines are what you edit to base it off your stats.

Mechalomaniac:

So if you change Name = "Melee Basic" to something else it'll be reflected in the macro. Same with the description, action type and so on

Mechalomaniac:

The catch is, if something is in " " you have to keep it there or it'll mess the macro up

Salome:

And I have to do this 9 times at least. =_= Awesome!

Mechalomaniac:

Yep, but once it's done it's done

Mechalomaniac:

Though I realize I messed one thing up slightly. Or rather that site did

Salome:

Hm?

Mechalomaniac:

That one didn't have a place to put the effects of the attacks. I went ahead and fixed that though

Mechalomaniac:

She should have a second one now labeled At Will so you can edit that for things with Hit effects

Mechalomaniac:

(I just copied one off Christina)

Mechalomaniac:

Anyway if you want to do more attacks, right click one of the existing macros and choose Duplicate

Mechalomaniac:

And then edit the copy

Salome:

What's on the At Will macro?

Mechalomaniac:

I just copied Holy Strike from Christina but you can edit the stuff for your own at-will attacks

Mechalomaniac:

The main difference is uhh

Salome:

Ardent Strike • Standard • Divine, Weapon You attack your enemy and make it the focus of your god's anger. Attack = 9 vs. AC       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4 Hit: The enemy is marked by you and takes 3 + your Charisma modifier (+2) radiant damage the first time each round it makes an attack that doesn't include you. When charging you can use this power in place of a melee basic attack.

Mechalomaniac:

It has a thing for Hit:

Salome:

Ah.

Salome:

Ardent Strike • Standard • Divine, Weapon You attack your enemy and make it the focus of your god's anger. Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 15     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 12   Physical       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4 Hit: The enemy is marked by you and takes 3 + your Charisma modifier (+2) radiant damage the first time each round it makes an attack that doesn't include you. When charging you can use this power in place of a melee basic attack.

Mechalomaniac:

So you can use it for whatever your At-Wills are

Salome:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon A basic melee attack Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 0 Damage = 1   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 0

Salome:

For bonuses do I need just the number, or a +#?

Mechalomaniac:

Just number unless it's negative

Mechalomaniac:

Which you probably won't have

Salome:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon A basic melee attack Attack = 18 vs. AC       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 2   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 0

Salome:

There it goes.

Salome:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon A basic melee attack Attack = 7 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 3   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 1

Salome:

Do you bother to put powers that are non-attacks in?

Mechalomaniac:

I do, but you don't have to

Mechalomaniac:

IT's also a different macro template though like uhh

Christina DeMarsey:

Heroic Effort • Minor • Humes are Awesome You call upon your furious nature to improve your odds of harming your foe. Effect: If you miss with an attack or fail a saving throw, you gain a +4 racial bonus to the attack roll or the saving throw

Mechalomaniac:

^ It's simpler since there's no rolling.

Salome:

Ah.

Mechalomaniac:

If you want I can copy one like that for you to edit too

Salome:

Well I have things like Shadow Step which is just like.. You teleport 3 squares. I'm not sure if I really need a macro for that.

Mechalomaniac:

You don't need one, but you can have one if you want to make it more noticeable that you're using it

Mechalomaniac:

I added it under her as Utility

Salome:

Thanks.

Mechalomaniac:

But yeah as you're doing attacks just duplicate them and change the Label

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 4

Salome:

That... didn't come out right.

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4

Salome:

Why is it only showing that much?

Mechalomaniac:

Sec

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 4

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 8 vs. AC       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4

Mechalomaniac:

Oh I think it's my fault

Salome:

?

Mechalomaniac:

Try now

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 7 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4

Mechalomaniac:

The bottom half of the script got cutoff somehow.

Christina DeMarsey:

Ardent Strike • Standard • Divine, Weapon You attack your enemy and make it the focus of your god's anger. Attack = 25 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Hit: The enemy is marked by you and takes 3 + your Charisma modifier (+2) radiant damage the first time each round it makes an attack that doesn't include you. When charging you can use this power in place of a melee basic attack.

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 6 vs. AC       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 9   Physical       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Pull the target 2 squares. The target is slowed until the end of your next turn.

Mechalomaniac:

Reclick on the token

Salome:

Ok

Mechalomaniac:

Now try

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 12 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 7   Physical       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Pull the target 2 squares. The target is slowed until the end of your next turn.

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 19     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Pull the target 2 squares. The target is slowed until the end of your next turn.

Salome:

What happened?

Mechalomaniac:

The bottom half of the script part was missing.

Mechalomaniac:

It's fine now, so just duplicate it for your other attacks

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 9 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 8   Physical       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Pull the target 2 squares. The target is slowed until the end of your next turn. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies.

Salome:

That last bit sound right to you?

Mechalomaniac:

Yeah

Salome:

Ok.

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 10 vs. AC       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Pull the target 2 squares. The target is slowed until the end of your next turn. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies.

Mechalomaniac:

Well this might be an issue of "What does the book say" but does it mean +4 if it's not adjacent before or after you pull them?

Salome:

Yes.

Salome:

It's a feature of Night Stalker. If there's no enemies adjacent to your target when you attack, you get a bonus to damage.

Mechalomaniac:

Oh ok

Salome:

Leaping Shade • Standard • Shadow, Weapon As your weapon makes contact, the shrouds you have placed on your victim dig cruelly into its flesh. Attack = 24 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 11   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 4 Hit: If you didn't invoke your shrouds on the target, it takes 1 extra damage for each of your shrouds on it. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies.

Salome:

Nightmare Shades • Standard • Fear, Implement, Psychic, Shadow The darkness in the corner of your foe's eyes shifts and moves, causing it to glance about in terror. In its panic, it forgets the true threat to its life. Attack = 8 vs. Will       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 7 Damage = 15   Psychic       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Target grants combat advantage and a power bonus (+4) until the end of your next turn. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies.

Salome:

Uh.. terrifying visage is kind of complicated.

Mechalomaniac:

Oh...yes it is

Mechalomaniac:

Uhh....for that one I'd say just script the primary attack and deal with any extras manually?

Salome:

ok

Mechalomaniac:

Or make a seperate macro for the secondary attack

Mechalomaniac:

Actually no. Just do it manually

Mechalomaniac:

Since you have to roll seperately each time anyway

Salome:

Ok

Salome:

Shade Form • Minor • Shadow You transform yourself into a being of shadow, becoming more difficult to notice and to harm. Effect: You assume a shadowy form that lasts until you make an attack roll or until the end of your next turn. While in this form, you are insubstantial, and you gain vulnerability 5 radiant. In addition, you can make Stealth checks to become hidden if you have any cover or concealment, and you can use cover granted by allies both to become hidden and to remain hidden. Sustain Minor: The form persists.

Salome:

One With Shadow • Standard • Shadow You fade into the darkness, becoming a part of the shadow that swirls around you. Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you can make Stealth checks to become hidden when you have any cover or concealment. In addition, you can use cover from your allies to become hidden or remain hidden

Salome:

Eyes of Night • Minor • Shadow A moment's concentration lets all your senses touch the darkness. Effect: You gain Blindsight 10 until the end of your next turn.

Salome:

Assassin's Shroud • Free • Shadow You cause invisible shrouds to settle on your foe. At your command, the shrouds reveal the target's weak points to your keen gaze. Effect: You subject the target to your shroud. If any of your shrouds are already on the target, you subject it to an additional shroud, up to a maximum of four. The shrouds last until you use this power against a different enemy or until the end of the encounter. Before you make an attack roll against the target, you choose to invoke either all your shrouds or none of them. If you invoke your shrouds, the attack deals 1d6 damage per shroud, minus one shroud if the attack misses, and all your shrouds then vanish from the target. This damage roll never benefits from bonuses to damage rolls, and is in addition to the attack's damage, if any. Level 11: 1d6+3 damage per shroud. Level 21: 1d6+6 damage per shroud.

Salome:

Shadow Step • Move • Shadow, Teleportation You vanish into the shadow energy around one creature and then step out of it near another creature. Effect: You teleport 3 squares to a square adjacent to another creature. Level 11: Teleport 4 squares. Level 21: Teleport 5 squares.

Salome:

Terrifying Visage • Standard • Fear, Implement, Psychic, Shadow The darkness in the corner of your foe's eyes shifts and moves, causing it to glance about in terror. In its panic, it forgets the true threat to its life. Attack = 22 vs. Will       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 7   Psychic       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Primary target is immobilized (Save ends). Miss: Half damage, target is immobilized until the end of your next turn. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies. Make a secondary attack against each creature other than the primary target in the (close) blast (5). Dex (4) vs. Will. Hit: Push 4 squares. Miss: Push 2 squares.

Salome:

How's that look, Mecha?

Salome:

Terrifying Visage • Standard • Fear, Implement, Psychic, Shadow Your face distorts into a horrid visage, which drives your foes before you, but leaves one victim rooted in place. Attack = 21 vs. Will       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 6   Psychic       Rolled: 2     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Primary target is immobilized (Save ends). Miss: Half damage, target is immobilized until the end of your next turn. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies. Make a secondary attack against each creature other than the primary target in the (close) blast (5). Dex (4) vs. Will. Hit: Push 4 squares. Miss: Push 2 squares.

Salome:

Terrifying Visage • Standard • Fear, Implement, Psychic, Shadow Your face distorts into a horrid visage, which drives your foes before you, but leaves one victim rooted in place. Attack = 24 vs. Will       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 20   Psychic       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Primary target is immobilized (Save ends). Miss: Half damage, target is immobilized until the end of your next turn. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies. Make a secondary attack against each creature other than the primary target in the (close) blast (5). Dex (4) vs. Will. Hit: Push 4 squares. Miss: Push 2 squares.

Salome:

Wow. Ok. There we go. :V Max rolls on 3 dice.

Yuu Inohara has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

Oh uhh

Mechalomaniac:

that one critted

Mechalomaniac:

So it automatically just did max damage

Tilus has connected.

Threden has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

The move rate is right this time too

Threden:

Hey, our map is gone.

Mechalomaniac:

It sure is

Yuu Inohara:

yeah the campaign stuff isn't loaded up yet

Mechalomaniac:

I thought it was but it's actually the old campaign

Mechalomaniac:

Alicia and Astrid were here. I killed Alicia

Blaine has connected.

Fleed has connected.

Blaine:

Where be the mining town

Mechalomaniac:

Hey Go, do you have your macros done?

Mechalomaniac:

I havn't loaded the camaign yet

Mechalomaniac:

campaign

Salome:

Yes

Mechalomaniac:

Ok!

Zorya Whiteshield has connected.

Mechalomaniac:

Right click on salome and save the token

Mechalomaniac:

To somewhere on your computer

Salome:

Saved.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Where is everyone? ))

Fleed:

Campaign's not loaded yet, don't worry right now.

Blaine:

Challenge: recreate this city in Minecraft

Fleed:

YOU THINK I WON'T?

Tilus: (( okay good, I'm still talking in Celia color. ))

Yuu Inohara:

recreate it while not in peaceful/creative/whatever

Mechalomaniac:

Hmm.

Mechalomaniac:

Hey Fleed is this the right one?

Zorya Whiteshield:

:E

Blaine:

I would make a city in Minecraft but I have a hard enough time trying to make interiors

Threden:

Colour thieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

Fleed:

Uh. Load it...?

Mechalomaniac:

I did

Fleed:

Did YOU save the campaign?!

Mechalomaniac:

I thought I did

Yuu Inohara:

SO HEY FLEED

Fleed:

ugh you

Zorya Whiteshield:

how the fuck do i make macros

Fleed:

JUST A SECOND, UPLOADING CAMPAIGN HURF

Yuu Inohara:

REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID WHEN THE SERVER CLOSES IT DOESN'T DESTROY YOUR EVERYTHING?

Mechalomaniac:

Uhhh...do it later Pygmy

Fleed:

WELL I HAD ASSUMED THE GUY RUNNING THE SERVER WOULD HAVE SAVED THE CAMPAIGN FIRST

Blaine:

Check the channel for a link to the template, Pygmy

Blaine:

It's pretty simple "replace the stuff"

Zorya Whiteshield:

Okay

Mechalomaniac:

It takes a while though so uhh

Zorya Whiteshield:

how do you add them?

Mechalomaniac:

Do it after

Crixsara:

I should link mine which has some more edits for added stuff.

Blaine:

But it can be time consuming so you can do it later, or try to right now as we're fidgeting with the campaign

Yuu Inohara:

or just use simple macros like I have for now

Crixsara:

Impersonate the token, right-click in the window, and choose "Add Macro"

Zorya Whiteshield:

Okay cool

Mechalomaniac:

Oh wait

Blaine:

Make sure the Impersonate window is active, and your macros will appear in that window as selectable boxes

Mechalomaniac:

Nope that's not it either

Yuu Inohara:

OCEAN

Yuu Inohara:

OH HEY I REMEMBER THIS

Blaine:

WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME, OCEAN?

Mechalomaniac:

OK!

Blaine:

Ah yes

Blaine:

The SS Procedurally Generated

Tilus: (( this looks like it ))

Blaine:

Yep

Fleed:

Yeah, this is it.

Blaine:

We're at Titan's Cradle

Yuu Inohara:

in the vaguely stomach looking cave

Tilus: (( also as you can see I went to ragnarok for my token, AGAIN. ))

Fleed:

Oh god it's Ordelle's all over again.

Mechalomaniac:

And I replaced Salome for Go already

Yuu Inohara:

Cave or Ordelles?

Fleed:

(just a joke only Go would get really)

Meryl Kincaid: (( I still think you should have taken the /Monk one ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Because tiny and punching ))

Franky has connected.

Meryl Kincaid: (( NOW WITH ORANGER ))

Yuu Inohara:

O-RANGER

Tilus: (( ohranger? ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(Oh~ Ranger))

Fleed:

ORANGE RED

Fleed:

ORANGE GREEN

Salome 1:

Salome 1 recovers 0 HP.

Meryl Kincaid: (( SPD Orange Ranger ))

Fleed:

ORANGE YELLOW

Franky: (( MY COUSINS ))

Fleed:

ORANGE BLUE

Fleed:

ORANGE WHITE

Fleed:

COLORWHEEL-IGNORANT SENTAI ORANGER

Meryl Kincaid:

MAGIC SENTAI

Crixsara:

Dark Shot (Spirit charge) • Standard - Melee Touch/Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement, Necrotic, Psychic Crixsara shoots a magical bullet infused with darkness at an enemy, which saps their mind and distracts them momentarily. Attack = 17 vs. Fort       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 13   Necrotic/Psychic       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4     Special: 2     Critical: 0 Hit: Target grants combat advantage until the end of your next turn. Potential Bonuses: Hidden Sniper (Gain CA against target if you have concealment against it)

Meryl Kincaid:

HERMIONE RANGER

Franky:

oh god what are these texts

Lance Brandt:

hey fruu

Lance Brandt:

we're in the titan's cradle

Zorya Whiteshield:

HERMAPHRODITE RANGER

Meryl Kincaid:

DO OUR MACROS CONFUSE YOU?

Mechalomaniac: (( Macros. We'll show you how to do them later ))

Lance Brandt:

Pygmy no

Meryl Kincaid:

Avalanche Strike • Standard • Primal, Weapon Here comes th' pain! Attack = 20 vs. AC       Rolled: 16     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 10     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Effect: Enemies gain +4 to hit you until start of your next turn.

Celia Dunesend:

THE TEXTS THEY OVERWHELM YOU?

Meryl Kincaid:

ARE THEY FRIGHTENING?

Meryl Kincaid:

Devastating Strike • Standard • Primal, Weapon Here comes th' pain! Attack = 15 vs. AC       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 15   Physical       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 6     Special: 4     Critical: 0 Effect: Enemies gain +2 to hit you unless raging.

Lance Brandt:

Sword (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26 » vs. AC

Franky:

I AM VERY CONFUSED

Franky:

HOW DO I DO THESE

Lance Brandt:

ONLY CRIT I WILL EVER SEE AGAIN

Meryl Kincaid:

Check the channel

Meryl Kincaid:

Check the Chanel

Meryl Kincaid:

Chanel Number Five

Crixsara:

Check the flanel

Meryl Kincaid:

Numer Five is alive

Meryl Kincaid:

BLUE COLLAR LASER

Lance Brandt:

But who is number one?

Salome: (( Sorry guys. I need to AFK real quick. Important phone call. ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Just a hard workin' blue collar laser

Meryl Kincaid:

Minin' on Mars

Franky:

also right I need a token someone take Lin from Legend of Korra and make a token of her please

Crixsara:

YOU SLACKER

Fleed:

BLUE COLLAR LASER IS MY FAVORITE WORKER

Fleed:

WHITE COLLAR LASER SUCKS DICKS

Meryl Kincaid:

Fleed's never seen Blue Collar Laser

Celia Dunesend: (( you never bothered making a token in the whole run-up to this? ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Ok

Crixsara:

Even while talking about it.

Franky:

I WAS BUSY

Lance Brandt:

Failru

Meryl Kincaid:

In Trenched, they added some new paintjobs and weapons in the DLC

Meryl Kincaid:

One of the new weapons was a laser cannon

Meryl Kincaid:

And a new paintjob was flannel

Franky:

DON'T BACKTALK ME THAT'S GO'S JOB

Meryl Kincaid:

So Umb took a flannel Trench into a mission with lasers

Franky:

I believe you mean Iron Brigade, sir

Meryl Kincaid:

He was Blue Collar Laser

Meryl Kincaid:

Iron Brigade is a game about copyrights

Meryl Kincaid:

TRENCHED IS A GAME ABOUT LOVE

Salome:

..I see my token, but my macros are not here.

Lance Brandt:

thats your token from last week

Salome:

Assassin's Shroud • Free • Shadow You cause invisible shrouds to settle on your foe. At your command, the shrouds reveal the target's weak points to your keen gaze. Effect: You subject the target to your shroud. If any of your shrouds are already on the target, you subject it to an additional shroud, up to a maximum of four. The shrouds last until you use this power against a different enemy or until the end of the encounter. Before you make an attack roll against the target, you choose to invoke either all your shrouds or none of them. If you invoke your shrouds, the attack deals 1d6 damage per shroud, minus one shroud if the attack misses, and all your shrouds then vanish from the target. This damage roll never benefits from bonuses to damage rolls, and is in addition to the attack's damage, if any. Level 11: 1d6+3 damage per shroud. Level 21: 1d6+6 damage per shroud.

Lance Brandt:

you have to load in the one you saved

Salome:

I'm seeing your macros pretty well, duder.

Meryl Kincaid:

Do you have the Impersonate window active?

Meryl Kincaid:

Window -> Impersonate

Fleed:

THAT TOKEN

Salome:

I'm seeing "Salome No macros"

Lance Brandt:

are you in the cradle?

Christina DeMarsey: (( Are you in the Cradle? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Because that's the one with the Macros ))

Salome:

No, I'm looking at the one on the world map.

Fleed:

Yeah that'd be why.

Lance Brandt:

Well there's your problem!

Christina DeMarsey: (( Oh, yeah move to Titan's Cradle. ))

Blaine:

We're at Titan's Cradle

Franky:

THE TITAN'S IN THE CRADLE AT THE SILVER SPOON

Franky:

LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN ON THE MOON

Yuu Inohara:

Damn it furu, I already have that song stuck in my head

Fleed:

Furu do you have your token made yet.

Meryl Kincaid:

Maybe I can help

Meryl Kincaid:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-O

Meryl Kincaid:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-O

Franky:

NO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE JOKEN

Franky:

TOKEN

Fleed:

mmhf

Franky:

I AIN'T JOKEN ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO TOKEN

Meryl Kincaid:

DAYLIGH COME AN ME WAN GO HOOOOOOME

Christina DeMarsey: (( Do you have a picture of your character? ))

Yuu Inohara:

GET YE TOKEN TOOL

Fleed:

I'll do it.

Meryl Kincaid:

Or how about

Yuu Inohara:

I still say Furu should use the old lady giving the middle finger picture I linked

Meryl Kincaid:

wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh

Crixsara:

There's not enough turrets for that.

Franky:

I've got turrets syndrome it's cool

Yuu Inohara:

:V

Meryl Kincaid:

I will provide a temporary token for Furu

Meryl Kincaid:

Or not because it'd be just as much effort to make one for this as a real token

Fleed:

Hahaha.

Celia Dunesend: (( what ))

Fleed:

I've got a thing already done up for him.

Zorya Whiteshield:

Astral Seal • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Healing, Implement Stop, please! Fighting will only make it worse. Attack = 14 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 8 Hit: Until the end of your next turn, the target takes a -2 penalty to all defenses. The next ally to hit the target regains hit points equal to your Charisma modifier plus your Wisdom modifier (+3)(+4).

Zorya Whiteshield:

Zorya Whiteshield:

Astral Seal • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Healing, Implement Stop, please! Fighting will only make it worse. Attack = 12 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 4     Bonuses: 8 Hit: Until the end of your next turn, the target takes a -2 penalty to all defenses. The next ally to hit the target regains hit points equal to your Charisma modifier plus your Wisdom modifier (+3)(+4).

Franky:

I'll figure out these macros another night

Meryl Kincaid:

You messed up the type of attack it is

Zorya Whiteshield:

Fixed

Lance Brandt:

GETTER ROWBOAT

Zorya Whiteshield:

Astral Seal • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Healing, Implement Stop, please! Fighting will only make it worse. Attack = 21 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 13     Bonuses: 8 Hit: Until the end of your next turn, the target takes a -2 penalty to all defenses. The next ally to hit the target regains hit points equal to your Charisma modifier plus your Wisdom modifier (+3)(+4).

Meryl Kincaid:

There y'go

Zorya Whiteshield:

Even figured out what parts to delete

Franky:

hahahaha why is spider-man flipping a car

Salome:

He stopped giving fucks.

Lance Brandt:

Because there were no tables

Meryl Kincaid:

Because he COULDN'T save 15% or more on car insurance

Lance Brandt:

oh god why

Franky:

jesus christ

Meryl Kincaid:

The hell is that

Zorya Whiteshield:

Static

Zorya Whiteshield:

or a marble countertop

Celia Dunesend: (( aged static it sounds like. ))

Lance Brandt:

thats horrifying

Franky:

wait CELIA IS TOTALLY A RAGNAROK ONLINE CHARACTER WHAT IS THIS BS

Celia Dunesend: (( yes! ))

Lance Brandt:

because Tilus is lazy

Fleed:

ALRIGHT, JERKS

Fleed:

Have we had enough fun?

Franky:

yes, let's start the game where no fun will be had

Franky:

No fun allowed,jpg

Celia Dunesend: (( Less lazy and more I didn't have a better MMO to draw a pic from, so I fell back on my fallback. ))

Fleed:

I HAD FUN LAST TIME IT WAS HORRIBLE

Meryl Kincaid:

I HAD FUN ONCE

Crixsara: (( IT WAS ALL FU'S FAULT ))

Meryl Kincaid:

ONCE

Salome: (( Then he took an arrow to the knee. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Fleed how do you bold in this text chat ))

* Meryl Kincaid picks Go up

Fleed:

It's all HTML.

* Meryl Kincaid carries him to Firebase Condor

Franky:

HTML

* Meryl Kincaid selects Reapers on Platinum

Salome: (( BLARG ))

* Meryl Kincaid leaves

Franky:

IGNORE ME

Fleed:

(also Furu there's /ooc)

Salome:

I HATE WATERMELON

Franky: (( I DO WHAT I WANT ))

Crixsara: (( YOU ARE NOT A PIRATE. ))

Meryl Kincaid:

LOUD NOISES

Salome:

LA LA LA

Fleed:

Anyway, enough around-dicking, let's get this show on the road~

Celia Dunesend:

WHAT IS THIS

Fleed:

LAST TIME

Fleed:

THIIIIIINGS HAPPENED.

Meryl Kincaid:

ON FANTASY BALL ZEEEEEE

Salome:

Whaaaaaaaat?!

Fleed:

Y'all got shot in the goddamn face a whole bunch of times by goblins because you were being idiots and didn't light a torch while you were exploring the pitch black darkness cave.

Salome:

I like swords shiny objects.

Fleed:

But then you did.

Fleed:

And killed a bunch of goblins because they were jerks.

Meryl Kincaid: (( We should get a token of a baby for Furu until he gets one ))

Celia Dunesend: (( You never said it was pitch black darkness though. ))

Salome:

I HAVE DARKVISION. >: (

Christina DeMarsey: (( And Yuu had a torch ))

Unknown command: "oor Or a magic torch". Try /help for a list of commands.

Lance Brandt: (( I WAS a torch ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Or a magic torch ))

Fleed: (( Lance is... not the best torch, we should say. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Look I play Minecraft with the gamma up so I don't need torches ))

Lance Brandt: (( *emits light out to five squares* ))

Crixsara: (( Not the brightest torch in the box. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Sacred Flame • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Implement, Radiant Attack = 17 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 10   Radiant       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4     Special: 2     Critical: 0 Hit: One Ally you can see can choose to gain temporary hit points equal to your Charisma (+2) + 1/2 your level or to make a saving throw.

Celia Dunesend: (( In any case I do still have a torch going so. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I'm like a terraria torch ))

Fleed:

Now you guys are in a more open space of the cave, with two branches you haven't yet explored, as well as another few in the direction you entered from.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Strategy 1: follow the left wall ))

Fleed:

Aside from scattered arrows, and chunks of metal dropped by your foes, there is little of any immediate interest in this cavern.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Um, is everyone feeling alright? No one's hurt too bad?"

Meryl Kincaid: (( Also if this were FF13 we'd splinter off into groups of two for an entire disc and a half ))

Christina DeMarsey:

I'm fine enough. Which way shall we head?

Salome:

I'm fine.

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah'm fine, that was jussa warm up.

Lance Brandt: (( FF13 is doing it wrong, never split the party ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"I like south. But, I'm fine with whatever you want to do..."

Fleed: (( FF13 does a... lot of things wrong. ))

Celia Dunesend:

"I'm fine for now, don't worry. A few scratches like that won't bring me down."

Crixsara: (( Always split the party. ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Anyways, if we don't have any other leads, either direction is fine, so why don't we check out what's to the left first?"

* Lance Brandt cracks his neck before pointing off to where he was hacking goblins, "Well, the last of those buggers seemed to run off that way..."

Christina DeMarsey:

Very well.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( got mah at-wills macro'd up ))

Franky: (( so much moving ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Where IS furu's token? ))

Lance Brandt:

(( Oh god sudden space time rip ))

Fleed: (( HAVE YOUR PATIENCE ))

Franky: (( not here yet ))

Crixsara: (( clearly Fu is kidnapped by goblins. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Oh ok ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Still doesn't have one yet. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( He can use this one. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I'm in favor of the stupid newbie token ))

Celia Dunesend: (( I can of course drop in the "stone idol" from kobold death maze if need be ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( In the google image search as I'm looking for it ))

Franky: (( PROCEEDURALY GENERATED DUNGEONS ))

Franky: (( I'm telling you just use lin from legend of korra IT'S PRETTY MUCH ACCURATE ))

Lance Brandt: (( oh god which one is treasure which one is plot aaaa ))

Fleed: (( HOHOHO ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( brb potty ))

Lance Brandt: (( SAVE STATE (no) ))

Celia Dunesend:

"Hmm. Another branch. In this case..!"

* Tilus rolls: 1d2 Celia pulls out a coin and flips it. => 2

Celia Dunesend:

"Let's go that way."

Christina DeMarsey:

Which way is that way?

Christina DeMarsey:

Very well.

Meryl Kincaid: (( loading up token tool, please drag me along ))

* Lance Brandt scratches his head looking about, "Man, why are there so many tunnels?"

Lance Brandt: (( oh god ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Caves tend to have tunnels.

* Lance Brandt taps his sword against the ground "Goody, more open space."

* Salome rolls: 1d20+13 Stealth => 7 + 13 = 20

Fleed:

You enter another large cavern. The northern area looks a bit more... man-made than the ones you'd seen prior, looking like the entrance to the entire mine system.

* Zorya Whiteshield scurries along behind the others, keeping her huge eyes peeled for bad people. "Please don't leave me behind."

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls: 1d20+10 PERCEPTION => 16 + 10 = 26

Fleed:

Zorya also sees a light way down the northern tunnel.

* Zorya Whiteshield points at it! "I think I see something over there."

* Salome rolls: 1d20+5 PERCEPTIONS => 10 + 5 = 15

Celia Dunesend:

"Well, we're here for a behemoth. I don't think they can fit in these tunnels, and up there looks like it leads outside, so let's take a look over there."

Zorya Whiteshield:

"I'd like to check it out, if that'd be okay."

Fleed:

Darkvision sucks when you're trying to see light.

Fleed:

You do see something, at least.

Christina DeMarsey:

Might as well.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Darkvision is optional ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Boop ))

* Lance Brandt shrugs, "There was also the job about some goblin bandits, probably those jerks we fought earlier so worth checking out."

Fleed: (( Furu is that you. ))

* Salome peers down the tunnel to the east

Franky: (( THAT'S ME ))

Franky: (( I GUESS ))

Franky: (( I don't own it though ))

Fleed:

Salome doesn't see... much, just more tunnel.

Christina DeMarsey: (( YOU DO NOW ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Now you do ))

Lance Brandt: (( fixed ))

Cid: (( Whoo! ))

Fleed:

The north tunnel is pretty obviously a mineshaft, if widened; support beams and all. All the lanterns have gone out, though.

Christina DeMarsey:

Move cautiously. Mines are know to collapse.

* Celia Dunesend nods silently.

* Zorya Whiteshield turns pale. "O-oh."

Fleed:

You also encounter a tunnel leading west, partially supported though mostly natural-looking.

* Zorya Whiteshield clings to her staff and scrunches down into her hood.

Cid: (( I can't edit her stats though ))

Fleed:

The light to the north is still there, however, and now you can hear voices of... some sort.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Properties ))

* Christina DeMarsey holds her hand up

* Salome is still stealth'd.

* Celia Dunesend looks to Christina.

* Christina DeMarsey then points at Salome and down the tunnel.

Lance Brandt:

Perception: « 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 »

Lance Brandt: (( PERCEPTIONEST ))

* Salome sneaks up a bit to get a look into the room.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Wh-what is it?" She peers over someone's shoulder.

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+2 WHY NOT PERCEPTION => 16 + 2 = 18

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls: 1d20+10 LOOKIT => 1 + 10 = 11

Cid: (( yeah I can't alter properties at all ))

* Zorya Whiteshield is too small to see over shoulders.

Fleed:

You can't make out what they're saying, but you do see the occasional goblin corpse around the mouth of the northern cavern. Salome is... practically standing on one of them.

* Christina DeMarsey makes a "shhh" motion toward Zorya.

Crixsara: (( You have ownership. Are you in the right tab? ))

* Zorya Whiteshield shrinks back from Christina and nods.

Cid: (( OKAY NOW I CAN WEIRD ))

* Salome rolls: 1d20+5 Perception? => 17 + 5 = 22

Meryl Kincaid: (( Man this is one human-ass aprty ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( party ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I just kinda realized it right now ))

Crixsara: (( *kupo* ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( That's okay ))

Lance Brandt: (( eh ))

Salome: (( Mrowr? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( That's how FF games usually are ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( You're like.. our Chopper ))

Lance Brandt: (( its 4 humans 4 non I think ))

Fleed:

Salome sees three... people. Two Humes, one is far too armored to really figure out what the hell.

Meryl Kincaid: (( WE ARE NOW STRAWHATS ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( SALOME IS BROOK BY DEFAULT I GUESS ))

Salome: (( Brook? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Skeleton with an afro, the only other technically non-human crew member ))

* Salome moves back to the others to whispers.

Crixsara: (( SUDDENLY FURU TELEPORTED INTO THE ENEMY FORMATION ))

Salome:

Two humes. Something else. Too heavily armored to tell what.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Put your other defenses on the AC line. It's weird about that. ))

Lance Brandt: (( IN THE MIDDLE OF ADVENTURING FURU FORGOT WHERE HE WAS ))

Celia Dunesend: (( AC 12?! really!!? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Also yeah 12 seems super low. ))

Fleed: (( STOP THAT ))

Crixsara: (( Fu is clearly not wearing armour. ))

Lance Brandt: (( it should be 16 with leather armor ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Any indication if they're hostile toward us?

Lance Brandt: (( since 18 int ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( what are you doing

Fleed: (( Ugh. Weird. ))

Cid: (( okay there ))

Lance Brandt: (( what is the happening happenings? ))

Cid: (( what is going on ))

Fleed: (( I can't move your dumb ass for some reason. ))

Fleed: (( :argh: ))

Crixsara: (( It's all Fu's fault. ))

Fleed: (( ANYWAY ))

Fleed:

At this distance, Salome is... hidden enough from two of them, who have their backs turned to her, but is just barely skirting the light shined by one of their torches.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Beatstick should be further up ))

Fleed:

You should... probably try and Stealth that up again.

* Lance Brandt keeps his back to the wall in the tunnel while trying to listen in

Salome:

One With Shadow • Standard • Shadow You fade into the darkness, becoming a part of the shadow that swirls around you. Effect: Until the end of your next turn, you can make Stealth checks to become hidden when you have any cover or concealment. In addition, you can use cover from your allies to become hidden or remain hidden

* Salome rolls: 1d20+13 => 11 + 13 = 24

* Zorya Whiteshield nervously fidgets with the crook of her staff.

Fleed: (( ...Furu where did you go ))

Cid: (( RIGHT HERE ))

Crixsara: (( He's over with the NPCs ))

Fleed: (( No I meant where did you go, but uh. Yeah. ))

Fleed: (( Perception that shit. ))

Cid: (( OH SORRY ))

Cid:

roll 1d20+8

Cid: (( WHOOPS ))

Fleed: (( /roll, not Schala. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( You need a / ))

* Franky rolls: 1d20+8 => 16 + 8 = 24

Lance Brandt: (( or brackets ))

Cid: (( Schala has spoiled me ))

* Zorya Whiteshield nudges Celia. "Is she going to be alright?"

Cid:

?

* Christina DeMarsey whispers. "She'll be fine."

* Celia Dunesend whispers back. "She'll be fine, yes."

Fleed:

Salome is... not necessarily seen, but her movement is detected.

Crixsara: (( ! ))

* Salome narrows her eyes, cursing under her breath.

Max:

Captain?

* Lance Brandt tightens his grip on his sword, "So what are these chumps doing down here anyway?" He grumbles under his breath.

Cid:

...Hm. Thought I saw something. Could be my imagination, but better to be sure.

Jhanei:

More goblins, prolly.

Jhanei:

Nothin' t'worry about, yeah?

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+2 => 7 + 2 = 9

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14

Fleed:

Well, the two others don't really see anything, at least.

* Salome takes to slowly sneak back to the party, moving at half speed.

Cid:

I suppose you're right.

Lance Brandt:

So what was all that about?

Salome:

"Not sure. I thought one of them might have noticed me, but they dismissed it as a possibly a goblin. Not sure who they are or what they're doing here."

* Zorya Whiteshield perks up when Salome makes it back. "You're safe~"

Fleed:

The conversation between the three others continues, but little can really be heard at this distance.

Celia Dunesend:

"They might be competition for our jobs. Probably best to avoid them for now."

Christina DeMarsey:

Should we go speak to them, or keep hidden?

Salome:

"We should probably move forward together, as quietly as possible. If a fight breaks out, I don't think I can take them on my own."

Celia Dunesend: (( NYAH ON YOU FURU ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"We could go down this tunnel."

Lance Brandt:

With the way these tunnels are we can probably get past them without much trouble, as long as we get to the mark first.

* Zorya Whiteshield points behind her.

Celia Dunesend:

"Sure."

Cid: (( YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE SHOT ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"That way I won't get us hurt when I mess up sneaking."

Salome:

"Therrre is 3 of them and 7 of us. We could take 'em."

* Salome shrugs.

* Christina DeMarsey shrugs.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Wait for me!"

Lance Brandt:

Yes, but I'd rather not waste energy before finding what we're after.

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+9 => 1 + 9 = 10

Fleed:

An arrow whizzes past Lance's head.

Lance Brandt: (( derp? ))

Meryl Kincaid:

We better fine sum'n t'kill soon, ah'm gettin' bored.

Christina DeMarsey:

I don't believe what I'm after is down here.

* Salome twitches her ears and sniffs down the tunnel to the south.

* Lance Brandt frowns, "Well thats unfortunate..."

Lance Brandt:

Perception: « 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 »

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+2 => 10 + 2 = 12

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+10 => 4 + 10 = 14

Christina DeMarsey: (( Also perception ))

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls: 1d20+10 lookit => 9 + 10 = 19

* Salome rolls: 1d20+5 Perception => 16 + 5 = 21

Goblin Ambusher:

Aaaghh.

Celia Dunesend:

"...More goblins."

* Meryl Kincaid cracks her knuckles.

Crixsara:

More, *kupo*?

Meryl Kincaid:

Ask'n Fenrir'll oblige.

* Goblin Ambusher runs the fuck away, oh dear

Lance Brandt:

Hnn... More of these bastards... Looks like we'll have to kill something before continuing. *He gives a slight grin*

Christina DeMarsey: (( Initiative time? ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

"That's not good..."

Goblin Ambusher: (( Go for it. ))

Lance Brandt:

Initiative: « 1d20 = 17 »

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls: 1d20+1 Initiative! => 20 + 1 = 21

* Tilus rolls: 1d20+1 Init. Also all'y'all get +2 to init => 1 + 1 = 2

Celia Dunesend: (( ONORE SERRA ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( Zoomya ))

Lance Brandt: (( SERA NO ))

Christina DeMarsey:

roll 1d20+3 Inititive counting Tilus' thingy

* Salome rolls: 1d20+4 => 6 + 4 = 10

* Mechalomaniac rolls: 1d20+3 Inititive counting Tilus' thingy => 9 + 3 = 12

Zorya Whiteshield: (( forgot tilusbonus ))

Lance Brandt: (( 19 with Tilus' thing yeah ))

* Threden rolls: 1d20+1+1 Moogle Initiative => 19 + 1 + 1 = 21

Meryl Kincaid: (( We have a Tilus bonus? ))

Cid: (( bonlus ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Yes ))

Crixsara: (( Yes, +1 init to all allies. ))

Salome: (( Apparently. (I'm at 12, then.) ))

* Blaine rolls: 1d20+2 => 9 + 2 = 11

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( 22 ))

Lance Brandt: (( oh, only +1? ))

Lance Brandt: (( 18 then ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( He said +2 ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Oh, I meant 1. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Misremembered. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Then mine is 1 lower ))

Salome: (( ..11 then. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Ditto. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+5 => 14 + 5 = 19

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+5 => 17 + 5 = 22

Celia Dunesend: (( You may lynch me later. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8

Lance Brandt: (( I'm not dead last this time atleast ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8

Celia Dunesend: (( Needless to say I am dead last. ))

Crixsara: (( Oh, it is +2, according to the sheet. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( =_= ))

Celia Dunesend: (( *shakefists at all you guys confusing me* ))

Lance Brandt: (( WORDS ))

* Franky rolls: 1d20 => 1

Lance Brandt: (( KNOW MY PAIN, FURU ))

Lance Brandt: (( KNOW MY PAIN ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS ))

Celia Dunesend: (( ...Wait, I don't go last? ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Astral Seal • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Healing, Implement Stop, please! Fighting will only make it worse. Attack = 22 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 14     Bonuses: 8 Hit: Until the end of your next turn, the target takes a -2 penalty to all defenses. The next ally to hit the target regains hit points equal to your Charisma modifier plus your Wisdom modifier (+3)(+4).

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( aguhg))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+2 => 12 + 2 = 14

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( right-click, not left ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Meryl Kincaid: (( We had a premature At-Will ))

Lance Brandt: (( it misfired ))

Celia Dunesend: (( AHH THERE IS A FURRY AMONG THEM WE ARE ALL DOOMED ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Erk, be right back. If I'm not back by my turn Tilus can act for me ))

Lance Brandt: (( damn it tilus get out of my head ))

Lance Brandt: (( oh god its last week again ))

Cid: (( that goblin has a sweet gas mask ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( IS IT STEVE? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( We need appropriate Final Fantasy music, so I'm loading up YouTube on my 360 to play Clash on the Big Bridge ))

Goblin Ambusher: (( Okay. Ugh. I need to be faster at this. ))

* Goblin Brigand 1 charges Lance!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+10 => 19 + 10 = 29

* Fleed rolls: 1d8+5 => 1 + 5 = 6

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt loses 6 HP.

Crixsara has received initiative.

Cid: (( LOOK IOUT HE HAS A TINY SWORD ))

Lance Brandt:

HOLD IT!!

Crixsara:

Letting yourself get stabbed by a goblin already, *kupo*?

* Lance Brandt suddenly explodes into fire at the sword hit >

Lance Brandt:

Firepulse (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19 » vs. Reflex

Lance Brandt:

Firepulse (Damage): « 2d6+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 » Fire damage.

Goblin Brigand 1:

MY MOLECULAR STRUCTURE, WHAT IS THIS

Goblin Brigand 1:

Goblin Brigand 1 loses 13 HP.

* Lance Brandt gives a feral grin, "I'd advise not doing that again."

Goblin Brigand 1:

I'll stabs ya fires 'til not ya fires.

Lance Brandt: (( saddly that's an encounter, albeit with the reliable keyword though ))

Crixsara:

Magical Accelerant • Minor • N/A Crixsara shoots a foe with a shell containing a magical mixture intended to make the target more susceptible to magic gunner rounds. Effect: Target creature becomes covered in a magical accelerant. If the creature is later hit by a Magic Gunner attack, they may choose to deal an extra 1d6 damage. This damage can only be triggered once per turn.

Crixsara:

Well then *kupo*, let's see if you like this.

Crixsara:

Dark Shot (Spirit charge) • Standard - Melee Touch/Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement, Necrotic, Psychic Crixsara shoots a magical bullet infused with darkness at an enemy, which saps their mind and distracts them momentarily. Attack = 25 vs. Fort       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 13 Damage = 13   Necrotic/Psychic       Rolled: 9     Bonuses: 4     Special: 8     Critical: 0 Hit: Target grants combat advantage until the end of your next turn. Potential Bonuses: Hidden Sniper (Gain CA against target if you have concealment against it)

Crixsara:

Magical Accelerant (Detonate) • Free Action • N/A The magical accelerant ignites, dealing extra damage! Damage = 6   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 0

Goblin Brigand 1:

Goblin Brigand 1 loses 19 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( now if only Kulo could get those rolls ))

Zorya Whiteshield has received initiative.

Goblin Brigand 1:

Augh, m'selfmeats.

Crixsara: (( Arg, I thought I fixed the bonus on that, too. It still hit regardless, though. ))

Goblin Brigand 2:

STOP BEING A PUSSY

Goblin Brigand 1:

SHIT HURTS, YOU TRY IT

* Zorya Whiteshield rolls up her sleeve and levels her finger at the Brigand. "You go away now!"

Zorya Whiteshield:

Sacred Flame • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Implement, Radiant I'm very sorry, but I'm going to have ta get rough witchyas. Attack = 13 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 7     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 9   Radiant       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Hit: One Ally you can see can choose to gain temporary hit points equal to your Charisma (+2) + 1/2 your level or to make a saving throw.

Salome: (( People should look at the link I posted on IRC when they have a moment. ))

* Celia Dunesend giggles a bit. "These goblins really aren't all that tough if they're buckling under from just that."

* Goblin Brigand 1 is more resistant to flaming holy lasers than he is to actual fire, apparently.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Oh man Dissidia's version of CotBB is great ))

* Goblin Brigand 1 is only just though.

Celia Dunesend: (( Where? ))

Goblin Brigand 1:

Goblin Brigand 1 loses 9 HP.

Crixsara: (( 13-2's is pretty good, too. ))

Celia Dunesend: (( If it's in simchamber, I can't see it. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Lance, take 3 Temp HPs

Crixsara:

Spirit Charger • Free • N/A Crixsara's use of magical accelerants allows her to harvest tiny fragments of the creature's spirit or essence, allowing you to increase the effect of some attacks. Effect: Recover a Spirit Charge use. Only one Spirit Charge can be held at a time.

Salome: (( Yeah its in simchamber. I'll put it in zeal as well. ))

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt recovers 3 HP.

* Goblin Furrier unlocks the cage on his back, and a very angry bird flies out!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+5 => 17 + 5 = 22

Lance Brandt: (( oh god its going to knock over our structures ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( my piggies! ))

Cid: (( OH SHIT IT'S A NINJA BIRD ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( he bird is larger and also tougher than the furrier ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( the* ))

Celia Dunesend: (( That is some bird, yeah ))

Lance Brandt: (( well more armored ))

Lance Brandt: (( the furry is tougher ))

Lance Brandt: (( fort wise ))

* Goblin Furrier takes aim at Lance!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22

Lance Brandt:

I'm going to kill you all.

* Fleed rolls: 1d8+3 => 5 + 3 = 8

Cid: (( also the bird is live action ))

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt loses 8 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( LIVE ACTION BIRD ))

* Goblin Furrier hums to himself.

Lance Brandt: (( oh god ))

Lance Brandt: (( why ))

Goblin Brigand 2:

'Ey, hi. How y'doin'.

Goblin Brigand 2:

I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD

Crixsara: (( SERVES YOU RIGHT. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+9 => 12 + 9 = 21

* Fleed rolls: 1d8+5 => 2 + 5 = 7

Lance Brandt: (( pff ))

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt loses 7 HP.

Lance Brandt has received initiative.

* Lance Brandt simply grins, still barely standing

Goblin Brigand 2:

Ah, y'gots moxie.

Meryl Kincaid:

Stop lettin' em hitcha, ya idjit!

Goblin Brigand 2:

HATE THAT SHIT

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( aaaa i need to heal you ))

* Lance Brandt raises sword, "You're gonna wish you finished me there." He chuckled, flaming runes appearing on the goblin as his sword crackles with electricity, "THUNDER BLADE."

Lance Brandt:

Lightning Clash - Primary (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14 » vs. AC

Zorya Whiteshield:

"Please! Someone go help him!"

Lance Brandt: (( OH GOD DAMN IT ))

Goblin Brigand 2:

thunder whatsit

Crixsara:

You're kind of bad at that "don't get hit" thing.

Lance Brandt: (( also marked ))

Celia Dunesend:

"I'll be there in a second! Just hang on as long as you can!"

Meryl Kincaid:

No! Ya hit THEM an then they dun hit YOU

Lance Brandt:

Oh be quiet

* Meryl Kincaid rolls up her sleeves.

* Goblin Alchemist ehmm... hmm.

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+2 => 18 + 2 = 20

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( I can't use free actions, can I? ))

Lance Brandt: (( only immediates right now ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( blah ))

Jhanei:

'Ey, now, whassis?

Cid: (( HERE LIES LANCE, MURDERED BY GOBLINS. PEPERONY AND CHEASE. ))

Max:

Seems there's a fight brewing over here.

Cid:

Well, you weren't wrong about their being more goblins, at least.

Lance Brandt: (( LANSE AIN DED YET *flail* ))

Celia Dunesend:

"And I see we have company."

Jhanei:

Told ya, right?

Lance Brandt: (( *suddenly halogen laser* ))

Crixsara: (( And so we kill Furu's character. ))

Salome: (( Gingerbread! Tootie-Frootie! PEP-ER-OOOO-NIIIIIIIIIII ))

Max:

Among other things, yes.

Cid:

Don't let it go to your head.

Jhanei:

Who you wantin' shanked, Cap'n?

Cid:

The goblins. We'll sort out the rest after the obvious threat is eliminated.

Jhanei:

Can do!

* Lance Brandt wipes blood from his lip, "Hnn, well isn't that charitable..."

* Jhanei charges forward and leaps into the air!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+7 => 5 + 7 = 12

Christina DeMarsey: (( Ok I'm back ))

* Jhanei is... less than successful. Damn this helmet's visibility.

Christina DeMarsey has received initiative.

Lance Brandt: (( you missed Kid kicking Lance in the groin repeatedly on loop ))

* Cid sighs.

Christina DeMarsey: (( That's always fun ))

* Christina DeMarsey charges Brigand 2!

Max:

Well, you can't fault his enthusiasm for the fight.

Lance Brandt: (( so yeah I'd advise making it hard for him to reach me so I can atleast benefit from my mark ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Ardent Strike • Standard • Divine, Weapon You attack your enemy and make it the focus of your god's anger. Attack = 11 vs. AC       Rolled: 3     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 5   Physical       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Hit: The enemy is marked by you and takes 3 + your Charisma modifier (+2) radiant damage the first time each round it makes an attack that doesn't include you. When charging you can use this power in place of a melee basic attack.

Christina DeMarsey:

Face me!

Celia Dunesend: (( KIIIID ))

* Goblin Brigand 2 is feeling somewhat unappreciated for his work to gobkind.

Lance Brandt: (( also to be fair, jump IS a half accuracy attack in TA2 ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Marking ))

Lance Brandt: (( or I guess I won't :V ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( The goal is for him to hit me! ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Also done ))

Meryl Kincaid has received initiative.

Lance Brandt: (( thats also one thing I kinda dislike about how 4e handles that, the mark overwriting :/ ))

* Meryl Kincaid digs her foot into the dirt, then flies screaming past Lance into the goblin!

Meryl Kincaid:

Howling Strike • Standard • Primal, Weapon Ah'm comin' fer ya! Attack = 16 vs. AC       Rolled: 12     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 17   Physical       Rolled: 11     Bonuses: 6     Special: 4     Critical: 0 Special: May use while charging and +2 to charge distance if raging.

Christina DeMarsey: (( It's to prevent a no win scenerio ))

* Goblin Brigand 2 SRW dodge

Lance Brandt: (( bump it to 20? ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Wait, you only have +4 to hit? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Not worth it on turn 1 ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Oh right, proficiency ))

Crixsara: (( It's a fine mechanic. No other game lets you have an enemy taunted to two targets at once. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Uh... I forgot what Execution Axe has. +2? ))

Goblin Brigand 2: (( So you're really hitting at... what, +6, +7? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( It's +6 fully, I failed my macros ))

* Goblin Brigand 2 doesn't SRW dodge at all!

Meryl Kincaid: (( Going to fix now. ))

Goblin Brigand 2:

Goblin Brigand 2 loses 17 HP.

Salome has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid:

A'ight princess, countcher seconds cuz they're bout ta end.

Goblin Brigand 2:

i liked this helmet

Zorya Whiteshield: (( I love the goblin banter ))

Lance Brandt: (( noose would be helpfull I think ))

* Salome narrows her eyes at the brigand in front of her and starts to coalesce shadows around the goblin's neck into a noose!

Salome:

Executioner's Noose • Standard • Force, Implement, Shadow You gather shadows into the form of a noose, cast it around your foe's neck, and pull. Attack = 22 vs. AC       Rolled: 18     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Hit: Pull the target 2 squares. The target is slowed until the end of your next turn. +4 damage if target is adjacent to no other enemies.

Goblin Brigand 2:

ogl

Goblin Brigand 2:

Goblin Brigand 2 loses 10 HP.

Salome: (( 14 HP. ))

Lance Brandt: (( yay ))

Goblin Brigand 2:

Goblin Brigand 2 loses 4 HP.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( force choke ))

Salome: (( +4 damage if the target is not adjacent to any other enemies. ))

Lance Brandt: (( also slowed so if he doesn't get horribly murdered he won't really be able to get around Meryl or Christina ))

Goblin Brigand 2: (( Shroudin'? ))

Celia Dunesend: (( I can heal you on my turn, don't worry. ))

Salome: (( Oh. Yes. ))

Salome:

Assassin's Shroud • Free • Shadow You cause invisible shrouds to settle on your foe. At your command, the shrouds reveal the target's weak points to your keen gaze. Effect: You subject the target to your shroud. If any of your shrouds are already on the target, you subject it to an additional shroud, up to a maximum of four. The shrouds last until you use this power against a different enemy or until the end of the encounter. Before you make an attack roll against the target, you choose to invoke either all your shrouds or none of them. If you invoke your shrouds, the attack deals 1d6 damage per shroud, minus one shroud if the attack misses, and all your shrouds then vanish from the target. This damage roll never benefits from bonuses to damage rolls, and is in addition to the attack's damage, if any. Level 11: 1d6+3 damage per shroud. Level 21: 1d6+6 damage per shroud.

Goblin Brigand 2: (( T'who? ))

Salome: (( I think the brigand is the only one in range. ))

Goblin Brigand 2: (( Fair enough, I guess. ))

* Goblin Ambusher 1 pops out from behind a corner and takes aim at Christina!

Meryl Kincaid: (( Oh hey I almost missed it but I got a faux crit when I hit him ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+9 => 20 + 9 = 29

Meryl Kincaid: (( Not an actual crit, just max damage ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( He got a real crit ))

Lance Brandt: (( thats why I ask-ohgod-if you wanted to bump it ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey loses 11 HP.

* Goblin Ambusher 1 holds his aim!

* Goblin Ambusher 2 sanjou~

* Goblin Ambusher 2 aims at Meryl!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+9 => 20 + 9 = 29

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl Kincaid loses 11 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( oh god what ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Ow ))

Celia Dunesend: (( really, kid? ))

Crixsara:

You're all dodging awful, *kupo*

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Who all is bloodied? ))

Celia Dunesend: (( lance and now meryl ))

Max:

Sigh. It seems things are going a bit south, for them.

* Meryl Kincaid grins wide at the hit.

Salome: (( The people with the red diamond on their tokens. ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Now it's fun.

Lance Brandt:

Bah I've been through worse

Max:

We still wish to help, yes?

Zorya Whiteshield: (( okay ))

Max: (( Oh, Furu~ ))

Cid:

Of course.

Max:

Very well.

* Max hefts his spear, and leaps into action - quite literally, even~

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+7 => 19 + 7 = 26

* Fleed rolls: 1d8+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Goblin Brigand 2:

Goblin Brigand 2 loses 5 HP.

Celia Dunesend has received initiative.

Cid:

Excellent, Max. Truly you have restored my faith in the Dragoons.

Max:

I do try.

Celia Dunesend:

"Lance, I can tell you're tougher than that, so get back up on your feet!"

Lance Brandt:

I am on my feet!

Jhanei:

Ahhn. We gotta fair bit more over here, by the by, Cap'n.

* Tilus rolls: 1d6 Celia uses Inspiring Word on Lance! You burn an HS and heal your HS value plus this! => 5

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt recovers 12 HP.

* Celia Dunesend approaches closer in the meantime.

Lance Brandt: (( lol, exactly bloodied ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( Gonna use Healer's Mercy next turn ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( which wants you all bloodied ))

Celia Dunesend:

"And Meryl! You've created an opening, strike that goblin again!"

Lance Brandt: (( I'd hold off ))

Lance Brandt: (( I think Meryl's stuff calls for bloodied ))

Fleed: (( "NOW I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO DIE HORRIBLY BY MY TURN" ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( It's a may ability, and also gives you a +2 to attack ))

* Celia Dunesend uses Commander's Strike! Meryl, make another melee basic with +4 to damage.

Meryl Kincaid: (( I actually don't have those powers ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Also! ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Melee Basic • Standard • Weapon Bunka dunka! Attack = 23 vs. AC       Rolled: 17     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 16   Physical       Rolled: 10     Bonuses: 6

Goblin Brigand 2:

face no why you failed me

Goblin Brigand 2:

Goblin Brigand 2 loses 16 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( Buka Dunka indeed ))

Lance Brandt: (( bunka* ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Done ))

Jhanei:

Haah. Not bad.

Meryl Kincaid: (( also how far does Healer's Mercy go? ))

Cid has received initiative.

Cid:

You two are taking notes, I hope.

Zorya Whiteshield: (( Burst 3 ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Because I could go charge off and die ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Ok I'll hold off ))

Cid: (( OKAY HOW FAR CAN I MOVE UP/HOW FAR DO I NEED TO MOVE UP TO BUST A CAP ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( She goes before your next turn anyway ))

Zorya Whiteshield: (( I go before you ))

Max:

I... am not sure how much we can do from learning by axes.

Christina DeMarsey: (( You move 6 Furu ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( When I knock an enemy to 0 I can charge ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( 30 ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Each square is 5 feet ))

Salome: (( Diagonal counts as 1. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Yeah the thing counts properly this time ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Also, since I killed him ~temp HP~ ))

Cid: (( There, that was 30. ))

Salome: (( Ah, ok. ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl Kincaid recovers 3 HP.

Cid: (( I GUESS THAT'S HIT FOR MY TURN ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( You can move again if you want ))

Max: (( You can still attack, kinda, I think. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Or uhh...what's the range on your weapon? ))

Cid: (( I HAVE NO IDEA let me check ))

Max: (( You can attack from there but you take a -2 penalty to the roll since it's at long range. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( If it's range 20 you could attack one of those three there ))

Max: (( (since 10/20) ))

Cid: (( eh I'll just move up a bit ))

Cid:

Gentlemen. And ladies.

Jhanei:

Cap'n.

* Goblin Brigand 1 choom

* Fleed rolls: 1d20 => 13

Lance Brandt: (( no choom? ))

* BloodHawk caw caw, bitches

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24

Cid:

Why is there a hawk in a mine? They use air currents to fly.

* Fleed rolls: 1d6+5 => 1 + 5 = 6

Lance Brandt: (( clearly its riding on methane ))

Lance Brandt: (( wait ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah dun think th'bird cares.

* BloodHawk claws Christina's goddamn eyes

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey loses 6 HP.

Cid:

Good answer.

Lance Brandt: (( *suddenly everything around Lance explodes (no)* ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Either way it's claws certainly work quite well.

Christina DeMarsey: (( its ))

Goblin Furrier:

'Ey, haha, s'a good boy. Who's gettin' a treat?

Lance Brandt: (( or was it CO2? ))

BloodHawk:

DON'T YOU FUCKING PATRONIZE ME

Crixsara has received initiative.

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah've gotta treat fer 'im.

Zorya Whiteshield:

"That looked painful..."

Meryl Kincaid: (( An by treat ah mean fried chicken. ))

Christina DeMarsey:

I'll live.

Meryl Kincaid:

An by treat ah mean fried chicken.

Lance Brandt: (( something minors sent birds in to see if there was gases ))

* Salome twitches her tail and flattens her ears as the bird talks back to the goblin.

Meryl Kincaid:

An by 'im ah mean me.

Lance Brandt: (( miners* ))

Lance Brandt: (( I CAN TYPE ))

Meryl Kincaid:

Basically ah'm gonna eatcher bird.

BloodHawk:

IF YOU TAKE ONE STEP FURTHER I WILL BITE YOUR DICK OFF

Lance Brandt:

That seems unlikely

Salome: (( ...It's Yelling Bird from QC. ))

Crixsara:

Chi, *kupo*. How rude.

Meryl Kincaid:

Aww, ah'm flattered. Ah'll only eatcha after ah kill ya.

Goblin Furrier:

S'a great boid.

Cid:

Ah, I see. Its flight is propelled by pure rage.

BloodHawk: (( Umb it's your turn, by the way. ))

Lance Brandt: (( fleed burd ))

Christina DeMarsey:

That doesn't make any sense.

Meryl Kincaid: (( Now we just need Randy the Bandicoot to show up ))

Cid:

Neither does a talking bird.

Crixsara:

Magical Accelerant • Minor • N/A Crixsara shoots a foe with a shell containing a magical mixture intended to make the target more susceptible to magic gunner rounds. Effect: Target creature becomes covered in a magical accelerant. If the creature is later hit by a Magic Gunner attack, they may choose to deal an extra 1d6 damage. This damage can only be triggered once per turn.

Crixsara:

Enough of this.

Crixsara:

Dark Shot (Spirit charge) • Standard - Melee Touch/Ranged 10 • Arcane, Implement, Necrotic, Psychic Crixsara shoots a magical bullet infused with darkness at an enemy, which saps their mind and distracts them momentarily. Attack = 5 vs. Fort       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4 Damage = 9   Necrotic/Psychic       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 4     Special: 1     Critical: 0 Hit: Target grants combat advantage until the end of your next turn. Potential Bonuses: Hidden Sniper (Gain CA against target if you have concealment against it)

Zorya Whiteshield: (( ouch ))

BloodHawk:

YOU SHOOT LIKE A FUCKING PANSY

Zorya Whiteshield has received initiative.

* Zorya Whiteshield spreads her hands wide and fills them with soft silver light. It spreads out in a ring and washes over her new friends!

Crixsara:

Or did I, *kupo*?

Meryl Kincaid: (( Officially requesting to change the Blood Hawk to the Dread Hawk ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Healer's Mercy • Free Action - Close Burst 3 • Divine, Healing, Channel Divinity There there. Let me make it all better. Attack = 0 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 0     Bonuses: 0 Effect: Each bloodied ally in the burst can spend a healing surge. You are weakened until the end of your next turn. Effect: All allies within the burst who spend a healing surge gain +2 to attack.

Lance Brandt: (( thats its pallete swap ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( You're weakened or we're weakened? ))

Salome: (( Zorya is. ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( I'm weakened. ))

Cid: (( the next level up in the Cave Bird family. ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey recovers 8 HP.

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl Kincaid recovers 7 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( atleast its not cave monkeys ))

* Zorya Whiteshield lowers her sleeve again and fires a shot at Da Boid!

Meryl Kincaid: (( Hey Lance Vance, maybe you should heal ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

Sacred Flame • Standard - Ranged 5 • Divine, Implement, Radiant I'm very sorry, but I'm going to have ta get rough witchyas. Attack = 12 vs. Reflex       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 5   Radiant       Rolled: 1     Bonuses: 4     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Hit: One Ally you can see can choose to gain temporary hit points equal to your Charisma (+2) + 1/2 your level or to make a saving throw.

Christina DeMarsey: (( I want my boid. ))

Lance Brandt:

Lance Brandt recovers 7 HP.

BloodHawk:

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHATS

* Zorya Whiteshield wilts in her heavy robe, panting and gasping. "Th-there. Feel better?"

Goblin Furrier:

'Ey, hey, buddy, go get 'em.

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk:

I WILL "GET" WHOEVER I DAMN WELL WANT WHEN I WANT YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Meryl Kincaid:

Right as rain, gonna bring th' pain!

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 => 15 + 6 = 21

* Fleed rolls: 1d6+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey loses 11 HP.

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk:

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER

Lance Brandt: (( well this is going poorly ))

* Christina DeMarsey narrows her eyes at the bird.

* Goblin Furrier shakes a treat bag!

Cid: (( THIS FUCKING BIRD IS GOING TO KILL US ALL ))

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk:

FUCK YES SNACKY TIMES

Christina DeMarsey: (( So the bird gets its own turn and gets to act on his or is he like warlording him? ))

* Dreadhawk Blood Hawk flies back to his cage and perches on top of the goblin!

Lance Brandt: (( oh hey ))

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk: (( Furrier is basically the warlord for the hawk. Transfers standard to it. ))

Lance Brandt has received initiative.

* Goblin Brigand 2 feels bad, man

* Fleed rolls: 1d20 => 10

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( Remember your +2

Zorya Whiteshield:

to attack ))

Goblin Furrier:

Ah, jeez, it's you guys.

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT JUNIOR

* Lance Brandt approaches the furrier, gives crazy eye look as his sword suddenly becomes engulfed in gree fire, "GETTER FIRE BLADE"

Lance Brandt:

Greenflame Blade (Hit): « 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 » vs. AC

Lance Brandt: (( I hate you kid ))

Cid: (( goblin furrier is the secret main character ))

Meryl Kincaid:

FIRE BLADE BETTER

Lance Brandt: (( oh wait ))

Lance Brandt: (( +2 ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Was that including the +2 from ...yeah ))

Lance Brandt:

Greenflame Blade (Damage): « 1d10+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 » Fire damage, and 4 fire damage to all enemies adjacent to target.

Meryl Kincaid:

THERE YA GO

* Goblin Furrier would like one of those hats the Brigands have, oh god pain

Goblin Furrier:

Goblin Furrier loses 6 HP.

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk:

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk loses 4 HP.

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk:

YOU RAT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL DROWN YOU LIKE A BAG OF KITTENS

* Lance Brandt marks the fucking burd

* Meryl Kincaid stamps her foot.

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk:

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

Meryl Kincaid:

NOBODY MESSES WITH TH' KITTENS

Celia Dunesend:

"Like a bag of kittens? Is *that* the best you can come up with?"

* Lance Brandt ooc grins, "I'll burn you both alive."

Lance Brandt: (( I dunno where the ooc came from ))

Lance Brandt: (( YOU SAW NOTHING ))

* Goblin Alchemist ehh, hmm.

* Goblin Alchemist pulls out a black iron sphere, and lobs it toward the party, quite casually.

Salome: (( FUCKING BOMB TOSS. ))

Salome: (( DROP IT. DROP IT. ))

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 v Salome Reflex => 10 + 6 = 16

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 v Celia Reflex => 17 + 6 = 23

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 v Christina Reflex => 14 + 6 = 20

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 v Meryl Reflex => 8 + 6 = 14

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+6 v Crixsara Reflex => 17 + 6 = 23

* Fleed rolls: 1d8+2 => 5 + 2 = 7

Salome:

Salome loses 7 HP.

Celia Dunesend:

Celia Dunesend loses 7 HP.

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey loses 7 HP.

Meryl Kincaid:

Meryl Kincaid loses 7 HP.

Crixsara:

Crixsara loses 7 HP.

Christina DeMarsey:

These goblins are annoying.

Goblin Alchemist:

Mmm. Successful experiment.

Jhanei:

Ah, jeez. Cap'n, s'all gettin' a bit outta hand, y'know?

Cid:

That was an experiment? I was building toys like that when I was five.

Cid:

We're not leaving these people behind. Skewer the little bastards.

Jhanei:

Haha now you're talkin' my language.

Meryl Kincaid:

Ah like yer style.

* Jhanei TOH

* Fleed rolls: 1d20+7 => 6 + 7 = 13

Jhanei:

...ah.

Celia Dunesend: (( And the NPCs are no better. ))

Christina DeMarsey has received initiative.

Cid: (( hey fleed do you have a token for when i summon my robot ))

Lance Brandt: (( JHANEI YOU ARE USELESS ))

* Christina DeMarsey HEALS HERSELF

Meryl Kincaid: (( So who do we want dead first? ))

Jhanei: (( Uhh. N-no? ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Christina DeMarsey recovers 8 HP.

Jhanei: (( ...yes ))

Celia Dunesend: (( I dunno if I want to off the falconer or the alchemist or that foul fowl first. ))

Cid: (( see now you're going to make my blow my daily just to see what it does ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( I'm going to go for the Alchemist ))

Dreadhawk Blood Hawk: (( MAYBE YOU CAN EAT A DICK ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( kill the wabbit ))

Salome: (( I would say the person doing AoEs is the biggest threat. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Well the pain train is leaving the station, so pick a destination ))

Lance Brandt: (( I thought you were eating dicks ))

Cid: (( kill the alchemist ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Divine Pursuit • Standard • Divine, Weapon You drive your foe back with a mighty attack and follow it to prevent its escape. Attack = 13 vs. AC       Rolled: 5     Bonuses: 8 Damage = 10   Physical       Rolled: 6     Bonuses: 4 Hit: You push the target a number of squares equal to your Wisdom modifier (+2). You then shift to the nearest square adjacent to the target.

Goblin Alchemist:

Oh, my.

Cid: (( cid and lance and the npcs can handle the bird bros ))

Celia Dunesend: (( Kay ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Is his AC boosted at all? ))

* Goblin Alchemist is... somewhat more resilient, due to alchemical components, so forth, all that, you wouldn't understand it's far too intelligent for someone like you.

Goblin Alchemist: (( Nope, base AC. ))

Lance Brandt: (( MYSTERIOUS ARTIFICES ))

Christina DeMarsey:

Heroic Effort • Minor • Humes are Awesome You call upon your furious nature to improve your odds of harming your foe. Effect: If you miss with an attack or fail a saving throw, you gain a +4 racial bonus to the attack roll or the saving throw

Christina DeMarsey: (( That plus the bonus from Zorya ))

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( :V ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Actually scratch that. I can't do it ))

Goblin Alchemist: (( Yes you could...? ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( You can hit him exactly ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( No I can't. I don't have a minor action left ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Oh, right ))

Goblin Alchemist: (( Oh. ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( You touched yourself ))

Goblin Alchemist: (( ...That's a minor? Weird. ))

Lance Brandt: (( I'd have thought that'd be a free or immediate ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Oh wait ))

Goblin Alchemist: (( It's No Action. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( It is no action. I just listed it wrong ))

Goblin Alchemist: (( You totally can. ))

Christina DeMarsey: (( Ok then! ))

* Goblin Alchemist cannot quite grasp the concept of plain old courage, apparently. How frustrating.

Meryl Kincaid: (( WE DECIDED YOU GOT STABBED ))

Goblin Alchemist:

Goblin Alchemist loses 10 HP.

Meryl Kincaid has received initiative.

Christina DeMarsey: (( Sadly marking IS a minor action ))

Meryl Kincaid: (( Is this space legal? ))

Goblin Alchemist: (( Lemme draw stuff in. I'm gonna say no. ))

Goblin Alchemist: (( The space to its immediate right is, however. ))

Cid: (( OH NO THE CUL DE SAC OF DOOM ))

* Meryl Kincaid rolls her shoulder and takes off towards the alchemist.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( boom~ ))

Cid: (( we're inside the cave's bladder ))

Goblin Alchemist:

Errhm.

Meryl Kincaid:

HI FUCKER!

Meryl Kincaid:

Avalanche Strike • Standard • Primal, Weapon Here comes th' pain! Attack = 14 vs. AC       Rolled: 8     Bonuses: 6 Damage = 30   Physical       Rolled: 20     Bonuses: 10     Special: 0     Critical: 0 Effect: Enemies gain +4 to hit you until start of your next turn.

Meryl Kincaid:

Heroic Effort • No Action • Personal AH DON'T MISS WHEN AH'M ANGRY! Effect: Add +4 racial bonus to a missed attack roll or failed saving throw.

Zorya Whiteshield:

(( hot damn ))

Goblin Alchemist:

You uncouth ruffow god

Goblin Alchemist:

Goblin Alchemist loses 30 HP.

Lance Brandt: (( DEATH ))

Meryl Kincaid:

GUESS WHAT

Meryl Kincaid:

GO AHEAD, GUESS